HUMAN LOSES ROBOT COMPANY MILLIONS - Job Simulator VR #1

I may or may not have spent 300 million dollars on staples to launch at my coworkers. Boss bot is not going to be happy.
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[@unfunnyperson7550]

“you don’t look like a talker” you’re in for a real treat

[@Chocolateworld_]

Fr

[@ascottclone3546]

Ohhhh boyyyyy

[@rosetime5347]

Even though re-watching these videos may seem old to some they never get old

[@Bucket_NPC]

Yea!

[@woodsfarms4483]

How did you know

[@Chris2.0-hc2sd]

SO TRUE

[@Dooleman447]

Fr

[@Cryptic__Liiife]

frfr

[@soanyways786]

I love how he got the promotion on his first day by throwing coffee at people, beating the supervisor with a cup and eating donuts

[@goatcatofchaos]

Don't forget the staples

[@smellyfish9021]

When your 2 years late: Sorry

[@conniesloan6204]

When he was hiring he could copy bandit bot

[@gemerald4518]

And scanning brains

[@matthewclark9536]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@barleynotfound]

Worker bot:OW! That almost hurt! Captainsauce: almost? Well that's not good enough.

[@evildeku2762]

That sounds like something df would say

[@katrinachampon2400]

@@evildeku2762 by df d you mean dangerously funny?

[@sans5466]

@@katrinachampon2400 yes

[@miketanner7163]

"I think our computer's broken. Listen I'm not calling I.T because i was throwing doughnuts at him all morning" -CaptainSauce 4:25

[@VilliamNiva]

A h ah T H A T S H O T

[@deboraward9489]

He should've cloned the doughnuts so he could throw more at them

[@arcadeshark8938]

That was so funny

[@siren7567]

@Job Bot Hey, would you be able to tell me if the Coronavirus was the thing that ended humanity, was it something later down the line, or is that just not something you know?

[@michelejohnson2939]

@@VilliamNiva gay

[@Eclipse_101]

1:14 “Guess I’m forced into the Auto worker now then lol” *Grabs office worker cartridge*

[@mrshark6437]

1..20

[@erichkrikawa3353]

Good one..... BUT you forgot something the pun to be exact! also nice CAR(tridge) get it??????

[@theocelot1195]

erich krikawa bad joke

[@superfox6914]

TheOcelot 11 Ur life

[@theocelot1195]

Super Fox like yours

[@exon5336]

I love that he's just mad chilling in a dress shirt and tie for his first day of work!

[@christymanley4620]

Does he not realize that the calls he gets when he turns on his computer is for the dial-up internet?

[@paulhoeksema7200]

but a person picks up

[@nathanhays8696]

@@paulhoeksema7200 I'm not an expert on dial up, but I think the phone calls are from people on hold due to dial up, with the calls only coming in once the computer is turned on.

[@mrcephalopod]

OH! I never realised that, thanks!

[@xXxmlg_vacxXx]

It has two phone lines

[@emilybooth2088]

The email list has one from HR saying “telling Jeff to go eat a...” like the game heard you 😂

[@tywilchallam7899]

And this is the foundation of one of the best series of the captainsauce channel

[@elmosworld1345]

Hi

[@tywilchallam7899]

Ello

[@narwhaleman2674]

I played this game when I was 7, I never even got to the resume part. I just kept eating trash donuts and throwing up. It was the best day of my life

[@clutchz8958]

u had vr head sets when uwere 7?

[@BIGCATSMILES00]

*Spoiler alert* “I trust you job bot” *later in series” “Go away you floating toaster”

[@powdereyes2210]

Exactly 2:04 even Job bot wrote a book for dumb humans

[@kaybronyyes9440]

Just like when says he’s not a talker but then job bot talks a bunch

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

Job bot is very trustworthy... And very, very annoying

[@Lowknopealt]

In the gourmet chef level where you clean the dishes, dont break too many or else💀

[@BIGCATSMILES00]

@@Lowknopealttbh that’s my favorite part of this game 😂

[@katelynthestupidgirl2042]

"Its so uncooked its *raw* " Me:im eating waffles dipped with *raw* honey

[@kenziebalhatchet3918]

Is a carboard box raw?

[@yeetionary]

@@kenziebalhatchet3918 maybe

[@sophiefilo16]

This was my very first Captain Sauce video, and the series left enough of an impression on me to make me want more of this guy. Thinking back, I viewed Cap _very_ differently in this video. Funny how first impressions compare to later ones...

[@grandpaslippy5162]

one of the emails said "enlarge your hard drive" the *_W H A T_*

[@palidengamer2540]

when a VR Game that's pretty serious makes a sex joke

[@Cruxial_]

@@palidengamer2540 Serious? Are you sure you watching the same captain sauce video as me?

[@84ambar]

@@Cruxial_ idk I think he is probably in a different world

[@coreycolas8317]

WTF I just saw it

[@dravenhalpin3126]

@@coreycolas8317 I didnt't even know it was there

[@ItzzSam_]

It's been 4 year's later and i still love this series i swear this man raised me! 👏

[@death-moth]

I know I’m 4 months late to your comment, but it’s proof that I 100% do that myself too. This series will never get old.

[@emersonbouillon]

This game slays

[@blazethephoenix7346]

Ima year late but that proves death moths point

[@bataeagler237]

Captain Sauce: *gets coffee* We can't get started without coffee *tells job bot that he can't understand because he is a robot* Infinite Overtime Bot: hold my coffee

[@jellypebble8214]

Lol

[@BIGCATSMILES00]

But can’t let go of his coffee

[@alexmarsh4791]

Yeah his name is temp bot also what's temp bots gender

[@valentinfranco4528]

@@alexmarsh4791 as robot it's genderless. It does have an assigned gender tho which is male.

[@DumNugget]

@@alexmarsh4791 i don't know

[@timothy45962]

Me: "copies larry." The game: This is getting out of hand now theres 2 of them.

[@MonkeBoi66]

Lol more like 3

[@AdminHouse]

in real game: you can’t clone Larry cause you gotta have a real large play area

[@harudraws5164]

this was one of the first things i watch as a kid, was here for the whole thing, now i’m in middle school and have grown up mentally by so much, but i still love your videos, captainsauce forever.

[@-insert.name.here-]

real, was in 3rd grade and now im in 8th :)

[@Organizatio]

@@-insert.name.here- same 😊 remember coming home to watch him on my tablet

[@thefakedice]

Y’all are so young 😭🙏

[@-insert.name.here-]

@@thefakedice ya, had to much internet acess

[@Gabe_Casper7]

Same

[@kiwitztone793]

"ITS a little kinky hearing turn on the computer from a computer in vr on your computer"

[@_CaitlynSmith15]

Just found your channel and I LOVE that you are going so in-depth with this game. When it first came out all the gaming KZbinrs just did the basics and only did a few tasks for each job.

[@jackgeorge9478]

I know nobody cares but i ran the math on every staple he fired during the episode leading up to the book cooking, and I totaled each staple to be $2,662,570.15 which begs to ask, what are those staples made of?! Edit: Ran the research, those staples are made of white diamonds

[@Lmaoyathought]

I know I’m 9 months late to this comment but kudos to you for totalling that up, I’m too impatient to do anything like that

[@hijack9802]

Love how people are still watching this years later and leaving comments so often that I catch a reply less than a day old

[@bloochill]

THEY DONT HAVE HANDS HOW DO THEY MINE WHITE DIAMONDS

[@giovannifearing3986]

@@bloochill Beter yet how do they even plug in there computer

[@giovannifearing3986]

@@hijack9802 to be honest I could watch the playlist so 2 times a day and not be bored

[@randomacclol9210]

3:26 “suck a hard drive larry!” captainsauce - 2018-2019?

[@nhprive4479]

2018 Guys

[@mosesthe16th]

2018

[@pancakecookie6631]

2020 NOW

[@nikhomektheerachaisakul5515]

When this video was posted it was 2018

[@starhorsman7020]

@@nikhomektheerachaisakul5515 yea

[@bilgewaterbully9141]

in the emails, there was one saying "tell jeff to go eat a..." i could only imagine it says "eat a hard drive

[@colew6383]

Was the game listening to him? He said that earlier

[@multigameswithryan9215]

@@colew6383 we know

[@pika1222]

There’s also an email that says “ENLARGE your HARDRIVE”. I just realized this XD

[@littlegirlwhodoesntknowshi5714]

ye i saw it too

[@lil__sped538]

Even funnier if you look at who sent it it’s from HR

[@fangthewinged3860]

Watching this, and eating a bowl of Doritos is a *PERFECT* mix.

[@thecloaker5100]

I ate a bowl of noodles

[@pdiddy0962]

Why u eating them in a bowl

[@toasty9598]

@@pdiddy0962 what kind of question is that o.o

[@anderson_x8169]

Yess

[@Beach_doge]

@@toasty9598 i don’t know he’s the one who said that

[@blustickman0285]

7:03 all I needed to do was beat him with a glass -captain sauce

[@marshy2543]

lmao

[@multigameswithryan9215]

All you need to do is beat him with a glass -captain sauce 2018

[@demsickmemes5439]

Sauce: i trust you job bot he never knew what would happens next

[@gachagamer1696]

dem sick MEMES very very true

[@tro2599]

☕️☕️

[@PortalDefender]

You mean the fact that job bot undresses sauce a lot?

[@dylanjb4065]

I think this was his 1st time playing Job Simulator

[@stephlmur76]

DylanTheVillain bro, do u listen. He said it in the begging of the video 😑

[@masterofnone9457]

Coming from a person who could only afford a DIY Vive (A slightly high end one though) I envy your perfect tracking.

[@cleetus4820]

I probably can’t afford a DIY one even

[@samanthamctheny9444]

Ok

[@catwithacomputerwhatwillhedo]

Divive?

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

Do you brag on purpose?

[@masterofnone9457]

No I do not brag on purpose.

[@dumbvideos5983]

I saw an email that said “ENLARGE your HARD DRIVE” I was cry with laughter

[@stefanm.734]

Kind of puts into perspective what one of the bots said in the second episode, "I was saving up to buy a new hard drive."

[@gamerandnascarguy5747]

I was laughing too

[@athiccboi62]

100 you mean boy (go to school)

[@christroyer69]

@A THICC boi you mean thick boy (go to school) Sorry I’m having fun

[@athiccboi62]

Christopher Brijalba it’s all right

[@ayce624]

“I gUeSs iM ForCeD tO bE thE aUtoWorKer”😂😂😂 he really said “AuTo wOrkEr“

[@omgitsfallen3604]

“Are you upset that I WAS the one who got the promotion?!” *staple staple staple*

[@DumNugget]

I know he COPYED HIS HEAD

[@lunathearcticwolf]

That would be me if someone I didn't like at my school keeps on bothering me and I just randomly grab a stapler and fire staples at them like it was a zombie apocalypse and all I had as a weapon would be a stapler for a gun, just me shooting zombies with staples

[@bigrffbluehhh9073]

When he said "dont tell anyone that im wearing shorts

[@GhostHelwig]

Screw the magic one ball, I freaking loved this video and would love to see more! This was absolutely hilarious. 😂

[@CaptainSauce]

More to come for sure!

[@emilybaker9510]

Me 2

[@adrianashton6360]

CaptainSauce there better be cause this is like the best game ever bro

[@jadenseda8870]

+CaptainSauce u said a bad word!!!!

[@joeb.1035]

Ghost Helwig p

[@sansthegoof9351]

“UHH that might have been my bad I mean it was Larry” 😂😂😂

[@finnethefiah]

5:35 “enlarge your hard drive” lmao

[@YUMII____]

I haven’t watched your channel In months and forgot your name, so I literally searched up SUPER TOMATO and it actually came up lol! Great vids!

[@marshy2543]

this is such a mood

[@WanderingQuill]

I’ve been waiting for you to play this! More please. They’re so hilarious.

[@randoooooooooooo]

"It's really weird turning on a computer because another computer is telling me to" Isn't that a robot, not a computer?

[@ectoValentine]

Robots are kind of computers

[@paddylovesrt4681]

Jonathan B robots are controlled by computers obv

[@mango3520]

Robots are computers

[@Arhrus]

yes

[@MetalMuffinJumbosoCheese]

Robots are computers How do you think they do shit With a computer ai

[@valbroderick8156]

One of the messages said," ENLARGE YOUR HARDRIVE! LOL

[@venomlord6384]

There was one email that said “RE: Telling Larry to suc-“ and I immediately connected it with EAT A HARDRIVE LARRY.”

[@dr.bright6272]

Telling Larry to suck a hard drive

[@dr.bright6272]

There's one "RE telling Jeff to go eat a -"

[@mnint7779]

@@dr.bright6272 thats the rebot version of a DI-

[@endislayerb9850]

"MY HARDIVE IS 5 TERABYTES LONGER."

[@DumNugget]

you mean suck on a hard drive

[@kai_7319]

Congrats on the 400k Cap, you deserve it. Your channel is growing really fast! Keep up the great videos :)

[@joemomma2189]

2.5 million now- fascinating to see how far he's come in four years.

[@Vexsity]

Aaaaaa a real og I see

[@ocheshaymourva972]

He didn't loses company millions, he lost his mind!!!

[@epickillerotis8967]

Oche Shaymourva Everybody says that.

[@juterbog89]

Oche Shaymourva Hahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhh hahaha ahhhh hahaha!!

[@cyber_runner]

Rewatching some old classics and this was one of my fav series. The fact he dressed up is so cute 😭

[@ayanaward1796]

"You look like your not the talking type" Later "SHUT UP I DON'T WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM YOU"

[@enonsages]

"That might have been my bad .... ahm I MEAN IT WAS LARRY " XD

[@riverscuomo7140]

I'm new to this channel, but I already love it so much.

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

Rivers Cuomo finally you actually matter That was a joke

[@GeneralKane_Enclave]

Captainsauce: “Will I do another episode of Job simulator” Magic 1 ball: “You’re Fired” I cracked up at that part XD

[@multigameswithryan9215]

Cap: Drivings not easy without hands and legs Also cap: Ignores the person who can fly without arms or legs

[@petsandfriends1695]

8:16 is when I learned a new word at 5 years old

[@Deadman0735]

Nice outfit for the job.

[@jblmfam]

Jake..................................................................Paul

[@CaptainSauce]

Thanks hah

[@elaineedwards1948]

oh yeah. he's tottaly wearing fancy pants and a fancy tuxedo. (sarcasm)

[@meep0971]

.

[@jamiwicker2516]

CaptainSauce lol

[@itzadamisnoob771]

14:17 LMAO

[@WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime]

Captain Sauce: Before I start, I need my coffee, which you wouldn’t understand being a stupid robot. Job-bot: Am I a joke to you?

[@just_a_tree8011]

no its temp bot

[@123Camula]

I'm so happy to see you play this! Amazing video, Captain

[@mutanttepig4759]

Honestly I like how you actually put a shirt and tie on for this video. Very professional of you.

[@connorcooke1502]

This is the first video I watched of captain sauce back in the day and I always come back to this video every year for the sweet nostalgia keep up the awesome work captain you’re content is always a appreciated and a joy to watch and your humour top notch x 🤗

[@jessisamess7429]

Lovin that outfit

[@CaptainSauce]

The shorts and bottom button showing really pulls it all together.

[@Ajvt-ux4ec]

Arts n Stufs ii

[@marshy2543]

aye, 69 likess

[@andioop-8164]

3:28 Did anyone realise cap said “suck a hard drive Larry!” 😂🥳😂😂😂

[@mmgeigle5728]

I don't how many times I've seen the whole Job Simulator/Vacation Simulator Series.

[@nicolegrant75]

captainsaice: i cant mess up my first job also him: *throws things at people*

[@thegraysonandraymondshow8044]

I've been watching you for about a year now and I loved every minute of it

[@pando4379]

525600 Minutes of captain sauce!

[@adambomb6199]

Same

[@WasianWokstar]

hello past person you are from da past cause you posted at 11:02

[@DBWhale]

I've been for 3 years and love every nanosecond of it

[@thegraysonandraymondshow8044]

WhaleBoi 3000 I got to the channel late or else I would of been here for years but you know

[@quandaledingle4488]

“Suck a hard drive Larry” I’m dying lmao

[@moondropgaming5062]

It's been 5 years since this video came out, and this series was the reason I subscribed to captionsauce, and I still love this series 😊

[@InsanityInVr]

My favorite part was when one of the e-mail things he deleted was, “Enlarge your hardrive”

[@kattiemorgan1337]

Everything he said about "turning the computer on" sounded dirty

[@datechkee378]

True

[@trs2.74]

Who the hell cares

[@4ncest0r]

If captain sauce was an office worker acting like he is in this video I would promote him immediately! Too hilarious 😂

[@-cose-1998]

me watching this in 2023 and remebering when it was posted 5 years ago, it makes me feel old but these videos are hilarious. Some peoples videos get old after a while, but the job simulator, and all the other videos that he has made. Btw love ur content. :D

[@hybrid3478]

0:48 And with that, Sauce had sealed his fate

[@Categgs-mf6vs]

Oh bless his poor poor soul

[@marilyn5966]

When he lifts his legs u can see he's wearing shorts xD

[@marymcneill6160]

Captain sauce, your videos are always great. Your personality makes it awesome! I came for the life of Kevin and I stayed for everything else 😂😂 keep doing what you’re doing 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[@bunnozzone9438]

Same, but when I first saw it, he had just published the episode were Kevin is dressed as a thief in the knight, boxing as they are about to go on the hunt for a magic clown #Tragicclown

[@ethanmunden178]

Captain sauce: I don’t think you’re gonna be much of a talker Captain sauce the entire rest of the series: oh my God will you shut up

[@neptune79]

"None of these robots have legs. I may be an ASSet-" 1:16

[@stargazer1998]

“You look like you won’t be a talker”. If only you knew, Cap.

[@goodgenes0]

1:13 auto worker?

[@roblox-ch7pl]

ikr

[@ethereal______]

Angry Duck ikr!!

[@carolb9222]

Angry Duck k

[@carolb9222]

Angry Duck ikr

[@bobbylaraine6776]

Auto worker is basically mechanic

[@americandee7721]

I love how he says Auto worker but means Office worker. I laugh every time

[@gornioanddioontheweb4411]

I have been rewatching this series since its release and it has yet to stop filling me with joy and laughter. Thank you Cap

[@thatdummguy7097]

"Suck a hard drive Larry!" My favorite part of this vid

[@princesscarebear6520]

OMG I love it lol and I got my roommate to watch your videos and she became your biggest fan

[@F.A.W.N]

Princess Carebear f u

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

Princess Carebear definitely not his greatest fan

[@theoriginalnumba1cook]

Princess Carebear I mean she’s not his greatest fan

[@oliviageldien94]

“Go suck a hard drive” this had me dead

[@stefanm.734]

I like how he talks about Job Simulator as if it were some ancient relic or an incredibly influential thing from 50 years back, when it was released only about two and a half years ago.

[@DogerBeaner]

I didn't know they used CRT Displays, in 2050.

[@puddingj9406]

I mean it isn't in the past

[@michaelangeloraimondi2027]

nice ryhmes 10:10

[@Cr3stieB0y]

“I guess im forced to be an auto worker.” (Puts in the office worker job) Captainsauce, i love your stuff, it’s always funny and you always put a smile on my face. You’ve given me a bunch of my childhood’s happiness, so i got a question, can you guys blow this up so he can see this? Incredibly appreciated ♥️

[@NoobyNubguy]

Watched these videos back in the day wanting to play this game so bad. As of Christmas of 2023, I got a oculus, and am loving this game.

[@__Average-Guy__]

Congrats!

[@mihaimorar2043]

THAT SUIT

[@stacybower5002]

Mihai Morar o

[@thekingofrandom97roblox]

Starting the playlist at 11:14

[@leonmaczynski3333]

I thought I'm the only one whatching this

[@adoniswillamsiii7833]

Nope❤❤❤

[@double_silver5685]

Captainsauce:"Were not interested in hipster bot Hipster bot:Who are you talking to?

[@BOMB-DROPER-1000]

i cant help but feel nostalgia when i watch these because they are one of the first things i watched on his channel

[@09bananashrimp9]

Bandit bot steals cheese

[@bunnozzone9438]

oh, that explains the lack of cheese in the office. Thought it was Larry again

[@adrianashton6360]

Freespamx9 Zone it was

[@hayamemichiko4161]

It was probably Bandit Bot and Larry...

[@thefergusonsfamilyfriendly4572]

your videos always make me laugh, so keep up the good work! :D

[@marshy2543]

dont worry, someone saw your comment!

[@mistresstrian1927]

I got this game for my PlayStation VR and took it to my cousin’s house. It was super popular with her kids. They played it all weekend.

[@nikkibackus5413]

12:22 literally the whole world now lol

[@beauslater5909]

0:08 ~ ALI-A THEME ~

[@2023BydAtto3Dreamer]

What do you mean?

[@brandoncaksackkar9450]

ive counted this is my 20th time watching this series

[@invalid-user883]

gotta be on my 20th by now as well, capt is so rewatchable its insane

[@isaacyes1370]

Captainsause reads: Take paper when ready Job bot: Mmmmmm IDK what I am doing

[@MultiMaycoChannels]

His humor is the best part

[@ajoonikaur5973]

Captain sauce- “if you would hire two new bots then it would be greeeaaaat!k- (in funny voice) Me- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Plus you should’ve hired the great Moustache! XD

[@yrthchannel5701]

Captain unknown's battlesauce

[@bunnozzone9438]

I got a feeling they'll make a app store game with that name or something..

[@chevybeastvlogs3659]

I wanted to like but it was at 21

[@aydansmomma03]

pubg

[@melissamartinez4912]

Yay! CUBS is out!

[@Zaubernouva]

Coming back from the final episode almost a year later. Good times

[@thebabyyodatalks4216]

I keep thinking bossbot is that one boss from office space that goes "yeah soooo can you come in tomorrow that'll be greaaaaaat"

[@jacksondavies3595]

I'm pretty sure that's the joke.

[@bobakiller1546]

" it's been a while since I check my email" Dude I haven't checked mine in a year

[@Izzystarlight_]

If I was an iphone user I'd have about 600k unread emails