Anime version is much better than the movie itself lol
@amylattimore35892 жыл бұрын
This one was written like a 8th grade book report
@hivehess2 жыл бұрын
Lol😅😅👍👍
@TesticleTortureGaming2 жыл бұрын
💀
@commycasty2 жыл бұрын
it's like the real beetleborgs.
@elmermarquez84852 жыл бұрын
Lol
@amylattimore35892 жыл бұрын
I've never had this many likes b4
@randownurmum5987 Жыл бұрын
Lady : "This is the strongest glass in JAPAN" Cockroache man : "This is mars though"
@cortspadet Жыл бұрын
That was mars lol
@nickbomb0995 Жыл бұрын
Underrated comment 🤣
@Hickory_Dickory_Cock Жыл бұрын
Literally read this comment as he said it 😂
@brsrkr Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@chocolateiguess1613 Жыл бұрын
I cackled😭
@ricky79732 жыл бұрын
When you need to write a 4 page story but only have 20 minutes left
@Monkewithacigar2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@justr22462 жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@huntrrams2 жыл бұрын
Yess
@Freddy_Confetti Жыл бұрын
How every movie should be written
@fightfannerd2078 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@jryangutierrez Жыл бұрын
he had the nerve to say "the cockroaches slowly evolved over 500 years"
@tomtommerson63202 жыл бұрын
"Cockroaches are not only muscular, their combat power is terrifying" He just shot him
@Zrohh Жыл бұрын
did I just see a cockroach put one in a nika? One handed?
@godmagnus Жыл бұрын
Guns are used in combat.
@unclebug35 Жыл бұрын
@@godmagnus the cockroaches had to literary invent their own firearms and ammunition all with the materials on mars
@s0bad Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@mkv2718 Жыл бұрын
And it was terrifying. What don’t you get?
@soulr6662 жыл бұрын
The number of times the word "cockroaches" is said in this video is actually bigger than the number of cockroaches that appear in this movie
@petermad74762 жыл бұрын
Actually not
@SKellach2 жыл бұрын
@@petermad7476 🤓
@grape74722 жыл бұрын
@@SKellach perfection
@1ami3372 жыл бұрын
You must be a grammar teacher
@petermad74762 жыл бұрын
@@grape7472 not a complete sentence.
@olroyohboy11192 жыл бұрын
Then the two cockroach bosses with lots of cockroaches sent their cockroaches to use their cockroach power to cockroach the anti cockroaches who saw the cockroaches as no more than cockroaches when the cockroaches were more than mere cockroaches.
@jamesjones65462 жыл бұрын
That. 🥲 Was. 🥲Beautiful. 🥲
@rockymoney77422 жыл бұрын
You forgot a cockroach
@anonymousmusician19982 жыл бұрын
That's alot of cockroaches 🤣
@romitkarmakar51692 жыл бұрын
Wow
@foundfootagehorror2 жыл бұрын
Right just go watch the actual movie
@JESSROCKEDChannel Жыл бұрын
This is like an awesome vivid nightmare that you get when you're tired from work
@frisky_dart727311 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jordanmason2107 ай бұрын
the one that gives you a massive headache after waking up
@Thefilmgurusoriginal Жыл бұрын
Lmao “his large tattoo on his back signifies he is no ordinary man.”
@maeum_maeum Жыл бұрын
Procedes to die immediately after taking his shirt off
@ketcherinthery5079 Жыл бұрын
@@maeum_maeumhe tattoo is a lie
@chekyerego Жыл бұрын
This is an edgy man.
@daddymcguire11818 ай бұрын
Cuz yakuza but no 😂
@TheBraveN9Ай бұрын
The cake is a lie.@@ketcherinthery5079
@Bob-fj7lr2 жыл бұрын
This has to be a world record for the number of times the word cockroach was used in 8 minutes
@TristenHernandez Жыл бұрын
What about that Spanish cockroach song?
@cortspadet Жыл бұрын
@@TristenHernandez🤣👍🏽
@Mal_3D Жыл бұрын
"He became one with an ant" is quite possibly the best thing I've ever heard in my life.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Sounds Zen 🧘♂️
@strixnebulosa6921 Жыл бұрын
“Cockroaches are not only muscular, their combat power is also amazingly terrible”
@bonzopippinpaddleopsicopolis Жыл бұрын
@@strixnebulosa6921 lmao
@peanutbutterjelly1841 Жыл бұрын
No wonder me a non-english speaker who don't use english in life can understand every single bit of it 😅 I was happy that I thought my english was improved
@shiftyjim4138 Жыл бұрын
@@peanutbutterjelly1841 is English speakers can understand it all. It just sounds very silly 😂
@issarlk Жыл бұрын
I must say it's pretty sweet they let a 10 year old write the story.
@Jay_Frank Жыл бұрын
It's based on a bad Japanese manga
@cardiacarrest2429 Жыл бұрын
@@Jay_Frankmanga name ?
@Jay_Frank Жыл бұрын
@@cardiacarrest2429 Terraformars
@jout73811 ай бұрын
The ten year old kid was like wouldnt it be cool, if cockroaches evolved in 500 years into big intelligent species without realizing, that it takes dozens of millions of years for small cockroach creature to evolve into big intelligent being, if the evolution process was set in that direction, like it was with humans for survival to get more intelligent to survive longer.
@rockstar-made11 ай бұрын
What kind of lame dork way of viewing art is this?
@KatiesArabVision2 жыл бұрын
Did they not think to bring a can of RAID on their mission? That would have helped immensely.
@allcinetech2 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂😂...so funny...you said a can of raid lol
@shem71462 жыл бұрын
they are resistant to that
@SpecialOrder_9372 жыл бұрын
Raid shadow legends!
@Itschimp1572 жыл бұрын
Raid on roids
@rayvandragon2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂👍
@stevencontreras84 Жыл бұрын
-The pre-schooler writing -The horrible CGI -The mandatory make-up on the actresses -The funny hairstyles -The halfassed dialogue How could i miss this masterpiece??
@miketrujillo3677 Жыл бұрын
Honestly this is right up my fucking alley
@miketrujillo3677 Жыл бұрын
A SUPER INSECT MAN
@lorenzamccoy7512 Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Fifth Element 😅
@huskiehuskerson5300 Жыл бұрын
if only they executed it well, it would actually have been a masterpiece, it's bases on a manga
@zzxxccvv01 Жыл бұрын
Just a typical anime adaptation. Anime itself is pretty okay
@petezah45972 жыл бұрын
5:19 not only did the cockroaches evolve into humanoid creatures within a timespan of 500 years. They even invented firearms!
@itsmichaelakin5421 Жыл бұрын
No they were given firearms. It turned out that the cockroaches were part of a top secret government plot to create super soldiers. They have technology and knowledge to the cockroaches to accelerate their evolution.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this movie would have been made by Bollywood?
@digitalcthulhu143 Жыл бұрын
@@Emanuela9 There would have been a cringy dance scene near the end of the movie for sure
@kurtsaidwhat Жыл бұрын
They took it from a ship
@petezah4597 Жыл бұрын
@@digitalcthulhu143 and a lot of unnecessary face close ups
@dangodson5567 Жыл бұрын
My favourite part is when the cockroaches said "it's cockin time"
@SillyGnome2 жыл бұрын
“I wanna be a cockroach man!” He cried “make me a cockroach man!” But the cockroach master did not answer, he just kept on roaching!
@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190 Жыл бұрын
What a glorious comment ❤
@aaronropers-huilman660 Жыл бұрын
*cockroach boss
@JJoda2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I watched this high. It made everything better because I couldn't tell if I was high or this is an actual movie lol.
@dumsaint2 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm high too. This is hilarious. Super Insect Man vs Cockroach Man!
@sk8rboiigankedyobihh4742 жыл бұрын
Smoking rn and man this seems like a hell of a series 😂
@kshitijsharma62892 жыл бұрын
Same bruh
@vony42 жыл бұрын
twin
@destinydrumzjnr.31752 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mad7monkey423 Жыл бұрын
"Then [he] turned into a huge energy insect man." I love this lmao
@hassankhalid4969 Жыл бұрын
this is so badly narrated I love it. "If this movie is a 10/10... then i would give it an 8.8 points" Bloody brilliant!
@Royalbakester2 жыл бұрын
I mean normal cockroaches are hard to kill what makes you think you gonna beat a super cockroach 😂
@salvyballacc2 жыл бұрын
I mean maybe if you had a Super Shoe 👟 lol
@jerethmartinez19042 жыл бұрын
Aim for the head lolz
@nebbsbnw13432 жыл бұрын
Hahaha.
@iqramisonfire2 жыл бұрын
What about a super cockroach.. with wings
@demonslayer49512 жыл бұрын
Eat it!
@capnbeenieweenie56032 жыл бұрын
I love that KZbin recommended me this. I’m still confused, who the hell would make this. This is truly beautiful
@Milesm451122 жыл бұрын
For real LOL!
@Tidus24kmc2 жыл бұрын
It's from a manga right?
@whateva19832 жыл бұрын
its adapted from the manga, terra formars.
@businessfirst2895 Жыл бұрын
Must call Tony Montana
@Fx_Explains Жыл бұрын
@@Tidus24kmc anime life action
@hassankhalid4969 Жыл бұрын
"The cockroaches were not only muscular, but their combat ability is also amazingly terrible" 😂
@flensdude Жыл бұрын
"If this movie is 10/10, I'd give it 8.8 points." lol
@icommentalots Жыл бұрын
ive taken dumps that were better
@justpassingby3158 Жыл бұрын
"All dreams have meaning" My dreams:
@kalexander1981 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely incredible that someone could make a summary of a terrible movie infinitely more terrible than the movie. Congratulations. You have proven once and for all that AI will never ever replace human writers.
@aymaan8552 Жыл бұрын
I dont know about that, im pretty sure it already has 😂😅
@ared18t Жыл бұрын
The show is better.
@chupacabra1176 Жыл бұрын
@@ared18t that is definitely what he said
@Ward8668 Жыл бұрын
@@aymaan8552 AI will have an extremely long learning curve for learning how to properly implement the form and technique of creative writing specifically. AI might be able to write but true creativity in writing is not a result of a mass of knowledge but rather the ability to actually write prose or poetry in a way that properly tells a story and sometimes the rules and nuance of a story are not reflected in existent knowledge but emerge organically through the writing process. AI can and will do a lot of things and AI may be our friends but humans and AI have different skill sets. We can all be people but AI are not human and humans are not AI.
@CrazyK9Time Жыл бұрын
@@Ward8668the learning curve is far out matched by our technology curve. These things are exponential, you gotta remember within only 25 years we developed the entirety of internet culture and digital technology, that absurdly fast in the scope of human history and as our instruments to create things get better the easier it its to make better instruments of creation. Its a self feeding cycle
@jacklets3851 Жыл бұрын
"This monster looking person is not actually a human being" I'm shocked
@robertagren93602 жыл бұрын
They slowly evolved faster than any creature in 500 years
@Skelyboss2 жыл бұрын
Literally millions of times faster than any other creature ever, and even on a planet that does not support life as well..
@notbadforanoob8725 Жыл бұрын
There are lizards in South American islands that have been proven to have evolved in 150 years. You are constantly evolving. If you HAVE to evolve fast in order to survive, then you will.
@gannielukks1811 Жыл бұрын
@@notbadforanoob8725 It isn't a absurd evolved feature tho, like increasing your size by thousands of times in 500 years.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
You see how life has evolved since 1523. 😄
@Muddybat Жыл бұрын
@@Emanuela9 yes but that's not from year 0. getting into the momentum definitely helps. Took us something like 20 generations to learn fire
@LeviFisch2 жыл бұрын
Someone finally managed to make cockroaches productive. Never thought this day would come
@DonRoyalX2 жыл бұрын
What u mean? They’re extremely productive. Remove all cockroaches from earth and we’d have so much trouble
@IamMortui2 жыл бұрын
@@DonRoyalX Hmmm. Not so much. There are other animals who do the same without much of an issue like cockroaches do. Even the animals that feed on them wouldn't miss much I'd assume. There's more scavengers than cockroaches.
@A1Bokeh2 жыл бұрын
@@IamMortui missing the point a single roach does more for the planet than you do
@IamMortui2 жыл бұрын
@@A1Bokeh Interesting that you think a single cockroach can achieve more than a lifetime a human is capable of doing. I get you're useless, but that's no reason to project it on other people you know absoultely nothing about based on a simple assumption in your cockroach filled brain.
@A1Bokeh2 жыл бұрын
@@IamMortui na I def have the correct assumption. Bot
@jeffreyvanodenberg52882 жыл бұрын
Reading the script and being like: this is pure genius and the role of my life!
@petezah45972 жыл бұрын
"This will get me my oscar"
@bitchface2352 жыл бұрын
more like "shit It's either this or doing weird erotic game shows"
@Lion50-8610 ай бұрын
I love how it only took 500 years for them to evolve into a completely different thing when in reality it could take billions of years
@mentholnewport8 ай бұрын
local moron discovers what fiction is
@Hbizzjohnson2 жыл бұрын
We need to inhabit a new planet, what should we send to populate it? - Cockroaches - yea.... you want to send mosquitos too while youre at it ?
@39mack232 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@riphufroma19102 жыл бұрын
ong why roaches 😭😭😭
@stuv19962 жыл бұрын
@@riphufroma1910 In the manga they explain they chose cockroaches to absorb more heat form their dark carapaces as part of the terraforming process.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Horse flies as well 😵💫
@Brucewayne-ny2mj2 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don't fuck with cockroaches.
@lovelive82622 жыл бұрын
😅😅😅
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
I don't, I spray them with Raid.
@electrahybrida51632 жыл бұрын
Imagine trying to hit a roach with a shoe, only for the roach to evolve into a roach like humanoid and beat you up in revenge.
@LeoPard-HQ Жыл бұрын
Isn't it fascinating how cockroaches seem to have evolved independently, becoming larger, stronger, and faster over the course of 500 years, in our image? 😂
@anhduc0913 Жыл бұрын
in the story the roach was bioengineered to evolve quickly and adapt to the environment. But why they sent roaches to terraform a planet is beyond me.
@InanisNihil Жыл бұрын
Not to mention living in a place with scarce food or rather zero food they sure got huge like mars was thriving with protein and lush vegetation… 😂 clearly who ever made this movie didn’t grasp mars is all sand and rocks… 😂
@Agent_BIack Жыл бұрын
Nobody heard of a raid can
@LeoPard-HQ Жыл бұрын
@@Agent_BIack eloquently put. 🥴👌
@LiftUp2211 ай бұрын
It’s almost like it was made up or something
@jasleensandhu27912 жыл бұрын
The word cockroach was said 89 times through the video
@teamtaka72 жыл бұрын
They’re dealing with alien creatures but this is the strongest tempered glass…not on earth but in Japan lol
@NightmareCourtPictures2 жыл бұрын
In the future earth is just japan lmao
@mr.atheist8848 Жыл бұрын
@@NightmareCourtPictures 😂😂😂
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Imagine if this movie was done by Bollywood.
@ghost77524 Жыл бұрын
You mean Fallen Angels stop being stupid and wake up you guys will believe in fairytales myths but you won't read the Bible foolish.. Satan is cunning he's got seven thousand years worth of experience don't be deceived
@lionljb2 жыл бұрын
500 years and they evolved into a humanoid.... dayum someone skipped biology class
@shefain23572 жыл бұрын
Rapid evolution yo 🧬
@anthonyalvarez31142 жыл бұрын
Roaches defy physics
@stapletonwill2 жыл бұрын
They probably evolve 200 times the speed of humans because of their life cycle
@MahmurdSahara2 жыл бұрын
@@stapletonwill okay yea makes so much sense, insects Roam this planet longer than mammals (waaaaay longer) how come they still just be some 6 legged fks? :((
@stapletonwill2 жыл бұрын
@@MahmurdSahara because they are perfectly adapted to earth's conditions.
@dynamitedoggo4200 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit...Not only those things are as insanely fast and strong as how terrifying they look, but they also know how to use GUNS!? They make aliens and predators look as adorable as kittens and puppies! If I made any eye contact with one of them, I'd be shitting bricks!
@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766 Жыл бұрын
Hard poop is a sign that you don't eat a lot of greens.
@biotruck6103 Жыл бұрын
American cockroaches
@cccbbbccc5910 Жыл бұрын
@@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766 that's what a soft pooper woulf say
@jout73811 ай бұрын
This movie taught me one thing. Do not mess with the cockroaches or they will absolutely out evolve us in record speed and then crush us with no mercy.
@SiriusSphynx10 ай бұрын
Lol bro the preditors would stomp those things
@fullmentalalchemist3922 Жыл бұрын
500 years, huh? That's some pretty quick evolution.
@jacecole5348 Жыл бұрын
Especially since other than size cockroaches haven’t evolved in hundreds of millions of years if not billions
@greatarabia8091 Жыл бұрын
Especially since evolution doesn't happen in real life and only happens in fairytales.
@MrSITCHris Жыл бұрын
I guess you've never been to Mars. Smh
@GetBetter-vj3vi11 ай бұрын
if it helps, they also invented firearms
@eglantinepapeau158211 ай бұрын
The whole thing is a huge mess😅but a funny mess
@matpaterson88302 жыл бұрын
"Japan was about to be overpopulated so they sent moss and cockroaches to Mars" Lmao I don't even know where to begin
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
What does that mean anyway. Something is lost in the translation. 🇯🇵🪳
@klyzer5725 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Lecterl Жыл бұрын
@@Emanuela9yes something was lost in translation. The whole fact this script got money to go forward.
@AquaticGems8 ай бұрын
Pretty sure he said moths
@BLALS32 Жыл бұрын
“The cockroaches were not only muscular, but their combat power is absolutely terrifyingly terrible.” Sounds like some shit I would write down in my journal in the middle of class in 5th grade as a rough draft for my final essay on bugs
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
A long, long time ago, the writer did just that.
@VParzivall2 жыл бұрын
If I had a dime for every time I heard the word “cockroach”, I’d be richer than bill gates.
@wyattwolff272 Жыл бұрын
Cockroach, super bug man, and explosion lol
@vincentandrew4544 Жыл бұрын
The total number of the word "cockroach" (or "cockroaches", for that matter) mentioned in this video is only 64. A dime is 10 cents. 64 × 10 = 640 cents. You're not even close to Bill Gates' net worth. You sir, just told a lie. Shame on you. - 🤓
@GlorytoAllah749 Жыл бұрын
@@vincentandrew4544 did you actually counted?
@FishFactInc. Жыл бұрын
@@vincentandrew4544replay the video and play it on multiple screens
@bobbobert937911 ай бұрын
6:33 i love that theres zero explanation for the Pyramids of Giza being in the background
@Felevr2 жыл бұрын
I thought only Bollywood who can pull such a thing, turn out Japan also made one
@whosaidthat842 жыл бұрын
It's actually based on a Manga and anime
@randombrandon30852 жыл бұрын
Have you ever seen kung fu hustle? 😂 that movie confused the hell out of me
@SushilKumar-dw1hf2 жыл бұрын
Theres martian Godzilla too , who travels in space
@jasp9661 Жыл бұрын
"he became one with an ant" got my DYING bro 💀💀
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Om 🧘♂️
@thesaviorofsouls5210 Жыл бұрын
Girl: gets her neck absolutely snapped. Also girl: 0:23
@coolnugget2433 Жыл бұрын
Dude legit
@SaadSuleman Жыл бұрын
I'm finding it hard to type while I'm laughing out loud. This is so bad that it's good. Comedy gold!
@MB32904 Жыл бұрын
humans on earth: we are very, very, very lucky to be the way we are, since it probably won't happen again cockroaches on mars: *becomes a humanoid being with superpowers in no time*
@FameOfMaintenance Жыл бұрын
in the manga it was geneticly modified cockroaches.. idk why they left that part out of the movie since its allways a good plotline "we humans created this situation ourselfs)
@josephparker363 Жыл бұрын
The character development is incredible
@Alchahol Жыл бұрын
Incredibly terrible 😂
@TheDJRiffin Жыл бұрын
If this movie is a 10/10, then I would like to give it 8.8 points 😂
@David-ty6my Жыл бұрын
Yeah like wtf
@Anticlimacticwhale Жыл бұрын
The manga and anime is a 10/10. Havent watched the movie. But it doesnt look that bad. Animation(cgi) and filming wise
@ketcherinthery5079 Жыл бұрын
Dude talks like a cockroach
@GoLakers3900 Жыл бұрын
Are you new to the internet?
@videogamenostalgia Жыл бұрын
That phrase is going to haunt me for the rest of my life
@olheghtt Жыл бұрын
This guy sounds like he's reading the legal clause of an insurance policy.
@jassimmudhaf2346 ай бұрын
This guy huh😂😂
@richj24 Жыл бұрын
This is unbelievably entertaining. What a discovery
@simmysommy2 жыл бұрын
500 years and still missing the helmet to make them full stormtroopers
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Starship troopers
@declanjones8888 Жыл бұрын
What the fuck am I watching!😂
@Sergiooo_cuhh2 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time he says Cockroaches😂
@wonderrecapped31272 жыл бұрын
LOL
@iwams12 жыл бұрын
bro said cockroaches like three times each sentence 🤣
@tracynorth22752 жыл бұрын
Nope! I would die
@Th0ughtf0rce2 жыл бұрын
*Dieded*
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
I think I need a cab 🥴
@cerius296511 ай бұрын
4:44 The tattoos on his back signify, he is no ordinary man
@4_14_fan2 жыл бұрын
This was an absolute rollercoaster
@Phatv6 Жыл бұрын
The best part of the movie was when the cockroach man said “its roachin time” that was definitely the cockroach moment of all time
@Alejandro_872 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna cut you up so bad you're gonna wish I hadn't cut you up so bad" - some bad roaches
@azistephen5013 Жыл бұрын
Question: How many times is the word “cockroach” used in this narration? Me: Yes.
@chrisshily82072 жыл бұрын
Guys I have one question how the hell did the humans in this movie survive on Mars without oxygen. Their suit didn't even have a helmet nor a oxygen tank.
@XcaliberFrosty2 жыл бұрын
They grew moss on mars to produce oxygen, probably stole it from the movie red planet
@FBINSA2 жыл бұрын
Ask the cockroach 🪳 Thanks for thumb.
@SpecialOrder_9372 жыл бұрын
And the pyramids are there too
@SandeepSingh69annu2 жыл бұрын
They were breathing the fart gases of the cockroaches in Mars, which humans are quite used to inhaling on earth! That's why cockroaches can't be killed easily bcoz nature has empowered these disgusting insects with the uncanny ability to fart out oxygen! Happy now?!!
@chrisshily82072 жыл бұрын
@@SandeepSingh69annu woh dude don't take it so personally man. By the way your theory is hilarious lmao 🤣 🤣
@nekomasteryoutube3232 Жыл бұрын
the thing thats scary from the manga this is based on, the Cockroach men can even learn and adapt the abilities from the people they keep sending to Mars.
@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766 Жыл бұрын
You said *Manga* ! I demand the name of such masterpiece!
@Chum7014 Жыл бұрын
Yeh me too.. iwatch season 1 and 2 and really enjoyed it.. it was super hype.. i wanna see king crab again..
@Jay_Frank Жыл бұрын
@@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766 Terraformars
@playingwithdimethylcadmium2766 Жыл бұрын
@@Jay_Frank Thank you! messenger of the divine!!!
@playingwithdimethylcadmium276610 ай бұрын
@@Jay_FrankSorry, I forgot to read it.
@ghstletter5978 Жыл бұрын
I love how creative Japan is no matter how wild it seems lol
@rabbs.7 ай бұрын
This gonna be HellDivers new enemy type
@laughwithme022 жыл бұрын
Just imagine millions of giant millipedes crawling on everyone’s face
@nethajialagapalli96612 жыл бұрын
You Just made me realise not to read comments while eating pasta.
@OhnoredIchigo2 жыл бұрын
Ok and
@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn50122 жыл бұрын
No no no no no no
@kamihashindaa97512 жыл бұрын
@@ididntmeantoshootthatvietn5012 bro i have to know the backstory of your name
@Markiplierforreal Жыл бұрын
@@kamihashindaa9751 long long ago on an apocalyptic state of mind back from a war he became blinded to the earth itself and lived in his own fantasy world and everything went his way. He was on his way home then a man approached him “ Son, this is my home “ as he pulled out a shotgun. Luckily from the soldiers fantasy he learned how to be a cowboy and shot the man right in between the eyes. As the shotgun well to the ground and blood spewed he exclaimed “ NO I didn’t mean to do that you idiot” and fell to his knees and thought deathly about his grave mistake and how he was now going to die in prison
@hexbrennisteinn2 жыл бұрын
500 years evolution? Damn that's fast
@Sonic23322 жыл бұрын
And why the hell would they evolve to have human physiques? None of it makes any sense but oh well.
@hexbrennisteinn2 жыл бұрын
@@Sonic2332 idk but I guess anything can become "human" if given the time for evolution. Not sure if it's true but I heard that reptiles could have evolved into humans if given the chance.
@Sonic23322 жыл бұрын
@@hexbrennisteinn My problem with that is it implies the human form is the *be all end all* of evolution. Which is kind of an arrogant notion if you ask me.
@amoongsoos2 жыл бұрын
@@Sonic2332 Great point lol, I wonder if humans are that far from being the ultimate being and how would we look like in millions/billions of years
@Sonic23322 жыл бұрын
@@amoongsoos It depends on how different the world changes. If it all stayed the same somehow, (which it won’t) we could remain as we are forever.
@KillianDoheney-hp6zv2 жыл бұрын
Hope they make a second one, I want to see the shrimp one punch man in action lol
@njboncales44592 жыл бұрын
This movie was adapted from a manga. Sadly, the story was never finished. Last I heard the author got sick. He probably died or just discontinued.
@Beasty-tg8ir2 жыл бұрын
Yeah the anime had two different seasons
@KillianDoheney-hp6zv2 жыл бұрын
@@Beasty-tg8ir 3 if you include the prequal... peacock shrimp does show up in the anime, but the manga takes him and the series even further
@charlesthevoice1064 Жыл бұрын
Channel Creator:" I wonder how many time we can say the word "cockroach" in one video. Editor: "YES"
@Jeff92022 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time you hear the word cockroach. Boom, they can't kill you if you're already dead 🤣
@popsiclecheese4256 Жыл бұрын
Bro “cockroach man” is a straight up one piece villain
@adarsh915 Жыл бұрын
And when the crew was finally able to return to the Earth, the people who took those powerful potions came to be known as THE POWER RANGERS...
@MinhTran-sl7kc Жыл бұрын
Ramen riders
@conchadeconchos Жыл бұрын
I like how the cockroaches bosses are a call back to boss baby bc they were literally born seconds before leading the whole cockroach gang against Japan
@PBJG5 Жыл бұрын
6:41 that...was...brutal...
@YoungWavyfrom808b.c. Жыл бұрын
Yeah 😬
@Skyline.22 Жыл бұрын
How much weirdness do u want for the film ? The writer : YES
@wiglaugh2 жыл бұрын
I guess it's not the dumbest plot I've ever experienced...but I'm having a hard time thinking of what might beat it.
@ShadowmancerLord Жыл бұрын
There's a different manga in which all world disputes are solved by Mahjong, Kim Jong Il becomes a cyborg, and then the Prime Minister of Japan goes to the moon with the Pope, Putin, and George W Bush to Mahjong battle Super Saiyan Hitler and his army of child soldiers
@FameOfMaintenance Жыл бұрын
@@ShadowmancerLord yes i remember that show not the name though :) another crazy one is the one where young girls settle world dispustes by having a fight in a arena where the point is they have to push eachother of the egde with their butts.. generally horny anime is mostly weird plotlines XD
@ShadowmancerLord Жыл бұрын
@@FameOfMaintenance That one is Legend of Koizumi. And the butt fight one is Keijo, which I remember because it has Jojo references
@Eeyolius9 ай бұрын
Ratatoing
@DoctorNemmo8 ай бұрын
Boy, that escalated quickly.
@thephonfoundation49202 жыл бұрын
I like how the only one using a gun in this video is the alien cockroach. Imagine humans inventing guns only to revert back to melee... Very bizarre.
@kylelei932 жыл бұрын
“Another member of the team saw that desan was having a good time. He also injected the potion & came to help” 😂😂😂💀 @5:35
@MediaMen222 жыл бұрын
If I had a nickel for every time the narrator says “cockroach”, I’d be rich
@Badruborg7 ай бұрын
"Another member of the team saw Di Sun was having a good time." I BURST OUT LAUGHING 😂
@SA-2472 жыл бұрын
That's some strong weed there smoking who ever wrote this.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
Wrote this during his fifth grade English class in Tokyo.
@ginpau74162 жыл бұрын
“This cockroach movie is the worst sci-fi movie ever made” Sharknado: allow me to introduce myself
@klyzer5725 Жыл бұрын
sharknado one of the movies of all time
@mich2332 жыл бұрын
"All dream have meaning" My dream:
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
I dreamt I was on a train and I was the only non Asian on the train.
@YashThapa-fd9whd Жыл бұрын
I like the part when the evolved Cockroach says "It's Roachin Time" and roached over the earth
@hamburgerhelpersalisburyst1507 Жыл бұрын
Legend says that the cockroach man still walks on Mars...
@Kavilion Жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but it’s adorable the AI keeps calling the serum they inject ‘potions’
@okbutyumadtho2 жыл бұрын
And this, ladies and gents, is what has become of Japanese civilization.
@StreetFighterFan86 Жыл бұрын
I could not stop laughing at this, thanks I needed a good laugh today!
@fecardona Жыл бұрын
When I’m sad and depressed, I’ll come back to this video to read the comments While I listen to it.
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
When I'm sad and depressed, I always read comments. Picks me right up. 😁
@axesul51312 жыл бұрын
"This monster looking person in front of you is not actually a human being." You don't say...
@notrealecho Жыл бұрын
If I got a dollar everytime the narrator said "cockroach", I'd be a millionaire by now.
@charlesthevoice1064 Жыл бұрын
The Cockroaches took the cockroach serum into the cockroach hideout and the boss cockroach of all cockroaches told the other cockroaches to 'cockroach out' and be super cockroach cockroaches in order to take over the cockroach lair in the cockroach valley, all while the cockroach boss orders the cockroaches to say the word "cockroaches" as many time as a cockroach could take the word "cockroach" while describing a movie about cockroaches on a cockroach planet. SMH
@Dolvondo2 жыл бұрын
Lol. How the heck do the roaches evolve this strong? If we are talking evolution this bug needs a very deadly predator or it'll degenerate into a piece of crap.
@NickMartinproductions2 жыл бұрын
I guess we don’t wanna know what else is on Mars
@Emanuela9 Жыл бұрын
This actually will happen, Japan sending cockroaches to Mars.
@strixnebulosa6921 Жыл бұрын
Glad enough cockroaches survived to leave open the possibility of a sequel
@safersisic95622 жыл бұрын
i bet this narretor said cockroach et least 2k times during this vid xD
@wonderrecapped31272 жыл бұрын
In the film itself such terms appear more
@safersisic95622 жыл бұрын
@@wonderrecapped3127 hehhe
@amylattimore35892 жыл бұрын
Sounded like a 8th grade book report
@lg2058 Жыл бұрын
WWIII 80k Cockroach men from Mars 3.3M
@Oddballkane Жыл бұрын
Didn't they know cockroachs can survive anything. They can even live for about a week without a head untill it starves to death. If you stand on one you might kill the main one but its eggs will survive on the bottom of your shoe. They are amazing little insects.
@dingdongchingchong8659 Жыл бұрын
I learned that if you snapped your neck, you still have some time to live.
@AquaticGems8 ай бұрын
Its depends on how you snap youe neck. Somw people do break their necks and live...
@curtcoeurdelion2 жыл бұрын
Those Cockroaches were a bunch of ungrateful tourist’s!