>see an alien >blow air on alien >the alien dies >life is good
@FelidaeEnjoyerАй бұрын
Actual dragons' breath
@billyjoesmth4442Ай бұрын
but what if it was just a green cat with antennas
@Capn_Obed_MarshАй бұрын
That's the plot of War of the Worlds
@nexusclonenumber2147Ай бұрын
@@billyjoesmth4442 water
@CyanRooperАй бұрын
Fart on aliens instead for +5 poison damage.
@thermite547Ай бұрын
We joke about the cosmic horrors beyond our comprehension, but what if we are the cosmic horrors beyond their comprehension
@Galimeer5Ай бұрын
Maybe the real cosmic horrors beyond our comprehension were the friends we made along the way
@smmk88Ай бұрын
More believable honestly
@gimmeyourrights8292Ай бұрын
Imagine if there's an H.P. Lovecraft kinda guy but he's an alien. The Cosmic horror Eldritch gods names are just regular human names with more apostrophes.
@kaikart123Ай бұрын
@@gimmeyourrights8292imagine a four eyes god called "Nigel"
@gimmeyourrights8292Ай бұрын
@@kaikart123 *Two eyes
@collinmclaren6608Ай бұрын
"The Death Breathers" actually sounds metal af
@viniciusgoulart5077Ай бұрын
"Their atmosthere is made of rocket fuel"
@CrayonEater2003Ай бұрын
Makes me think of the Helghast from Killzone
@manwithgun9768Ай бұрын
Space marine chapter material
@jester9159Ай бұрын
@@manwithgun9768 Immediately sought out this comment!! LOL
@jordiveratriay1563Ай бұрын
@@manwithgun9768a nurgle worshipers warband
@godssilliestclown8862Ай бұрын
The researcher assigned to monitor a newly discovered species of sapient primates on some backwater watching as they weaponize atomic fission before they even invented solar panels:
@ShadestАй бұрын
And then they invent space travel before solar panels too
@intergalacticbobcat6185Ай бұрын
*BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!* *SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!*
@Redguns4lifeАй бұрын
Observer: High researcher! Terrible news, the Terrans have discovered how to harness the power of the sun! High Researcher: So? Solar power isn't that threatening, its one of the most primitive power sources in the galaxy. I'm surprised it took them this lo- Observer: No sir, they discovered HOW to create a simulacrum of a sun.
@sirpixel7945Ай бұрын
The researcher watching as the primitive primates go from archaic and old inefficient muskets to weapons capable of leveling the planet in just 150 solar-rotations
@RipRLeeErmeyАй бұрын
@@Redguns4life *nuclear explosion footage* "... For about a single second on the surface of their planet." "Dear, heavens...."
@timmylaptopgamingАй бұрын
War of the worlds aliens went there. They all died
@slimeinaboxАй бұрын
They died because they didn’t get a vaccine. Our world is a cess pit of fire and filth, and then humans happened.
@herpderp3916Ай бұрын
They got killed off by the common Earth cold, iirc. Though in a way it just makes the story scarier. Up until that point the Martians were *steamrolling* Earth's defenses, it was only a tiny fluke of biology that saved us.
@XaldirGodofGoodАй бұрын
Able to Master FTL Travel Has no Clue about Microbiology mfw
@timmylaptopgamingАй бұрын
@@herpderp3916 I wonder how the aliens got to the point built giant machines able to travel to planets lightyears away, just to goof out and breathe and eat on another planet without knowing the microbes
@nousvivons6270Ай бұрын
To be his honest, they were also death breathers and had no problem in consuming flaming flesh
@ColonelSanders17Ай бұрын
"Plus if you piss em off, they'll use a weapon that summons the core of a star"
@Lancefh_ENVАй бұрын
"'And that's not just a one off wonder weapon. They have THOUSANDS OF THEM."
@yondaime500Ай бұрын
To be fair, an alien civilization that has the ability to send a ship here can do way worse than any bomb we have. All they'd have to do is not decelerate, and let kinetic energy do its thing.
@lsswappedcessnaАй бұрын
We use a weapon that summons the core of a star in order to make the other part of the weapon more efficient. Yep, fusion bombs are just overclocked fission bombs that use neutrons generated by a miniature fucking sun to make the fission warhead utilize more of its fissile material instead of blowing it all away.
@joseocasio3740Ай бұрын
@@yondaime500then they too will be destroyed
@cloudcatcher263Ай бұрын
@@joseocasio3740 Hear me out, leaving the ship before it crashes... or autopilot
@RogueMage50Ай бұрын
on a planet full of horror and death I still need to work a 9 to 5
@webpombo7765Ай бұрын
It's part of the horror
@CountingStars333Ай бұрын
You guys get to work a 9-5? Lucky. I'm on 9-10
@kaikart123Ай бұрын
Part and parcel
@jesssuspiria2131Ай бұрын
@@CountingStars333 Are you working 1 hour or 13?
@THECHEESELORD69Ай бұрын
@@jesssuspiria2131both at the same time.
@sparklepawz1185Ай бұрын
Random alien researcher finding a planet full of sapient life that drinks poison for fun, creates simulations of war that their children enjoy playing, and who’s most popular works of fiction include a galaxy wide domination/genocide of other life forms: “holy fuck never interact with these things. Ever.”
@tylercatheyАй бұрын
holy shit ur right we are evil LMAOOO
@bfaam4334Ай бұрын
I love Spore!
@noahrafter-lanigan2409Ай бұрын
Dune AND Star Wars both fall into that lmao
@K9L_IAАй бұрын
For civilization that could research us it would look like watching ants fighting one another, not really a danger just fun they can squish whenever
@thatguy6482Ай бұрын
@@noahrafter-lanigan2409And here I was thinking he was talking about WH40K
@TheBoxGhost_tmАй бұрын
And I thought "I Ejaculate Fire" was the funniest but most metal thing humans did.
@user-pt5xc1pp4zАй бұрын
If you ejaculate fire I think that means you got an STD lol
@LeeGoGatorsАй бұрын
You should get that checked out and call any partners you’ve had recently
@leviathan574Ай бұрын
@@LeeGoGators Actually it's a Metalocalypse reference. 🤓
@DrKurapikaIsDrowningАй бұрын
Not radiation?
@UndergroundLookingUpАй бұрын
This is what the last two generations called "The Drip" congrats! Its not style! It's Gonorrhea!
@dueinuremom5082Ай бұрын
“Hey let’s drop our ships into low orbit, really freak out these primitives” - glixack the foolish, mere moments before he was vaporized in atomic hellfire
@TuberMadАй бұрын
Meanwhile, in Roswell; "GREYS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!"
@noahrafter-lanigan2409Ай бұрын
Still convinced the US has a massive, interstellar version of the "Rods of God" to use on a hostile alien planet or something, or at least they definitely have schematics lmao
@dueinuremom5082Ай бұрын
@@noahrafter-lanigan2409 the rods of god were so we could have weapons of mass destruction without violating international treaties. Unfortunately for aliens, there are no such laws stopping us from just nuking them back to the Stone Age.
@happyjohn354Ай бұрын
@@noahrafter-lanigan2409 Casaba Howitzer basically a giant atomic explosively formed penetrator. We designed that shit in the 1960's
@jimskywaker434515 күн бұрын
@@happyjohn354 and accidentally built one using a manhole cover.
@gramferoАй бұрын
> spit on alien lifeform > it starts dissolving >
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2tАй бұрын
>steal it's wallet >profit
@69camilooАй бұрын
Funny you said that, many scientists have theorized that our saliva from an evolutionary standpoint, can potentially turn dangerous or poisonous in the future.
@frankaooooooooooooooooooooooooАй бұрын
>cook its dissolved pieces >tastes like pig >gross texture
@I-Stole-Your-Toast700Ай бұрын
@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t Okay but how much would the alien's money be worth, for all we know 1000 alien bucks in 5 human bucks
@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2tАй бұрын
@@I-Stole-Your-Toast700 how hyper-inflated is the space economy?
@mrbones9332Ай бұрын
"Why not? It could be interesting." "Flarp, the last guy who went is dead." "What?? Did... did he breathe in the death?" "No, they *fucking mummified him* Flarp."
@MooniLocket18 күн бұрын
That reminds me of this one type of paint we used to make that was made out of mummies. And I think I heard something about people having used to eat mummies too, but I'm not too sure about that.
@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit18 күн бұрын
@@MooniLocket people ate mummies, because they thought it could heal them of literally every injury/sickness.
@EvilGremlin10016 күн бұрын
FFS Flarp.. sick of that guys shit..
@Wepawnet3 күн бұрын
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit It comes in a can- The *;'-Mellified Man-';*
@COMPYCUBE2 күн бұрын
@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit So thats what the British dipped in their tea in the past!
@maninthesnow4393Ай бұрын
Imagine 500 years into the future we find out aliens are real, and they been avoiding us because they think were batshit nsane.
@bucketgaming2Ай бұрын
reasonable on their side of things, we are fucking insane
@niten1ryuАй бұрын
next meteor hits in 250 unfortunately
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogaАй бұрын
Reasonable, we are
@egg00737Ай бұрын
even humans think humans are batshit insane
@iexist_ntАй бұрын
@@niten1ryuno?
@grugmangaming5152Ай бұрын
meanwhile on a different arm of the galaxy: "globnark probably terrifies the rest of the galaxy"
@Unfortunate_developementАй бұрын
globnark eats a strictly vegetarian diet in an arm of the galaxy that consists of sentient plants
@TuberMadАй бұрын
HAH! Fuckin' Globnarks... ...as _if!_
@HJ28_398Ай бұрын
@@Unfortunate_developement Space racism! What you're is like humans being ethically horrified of sentient plants eating mice. Let the globnarks be and stop generalising plant people!😠 jk Not all plants look the same! 🗣 Not all plants look the same! 🗣 Not all plants look the same! 🗣
@theapexsurvivor9538Ай бұрын
And meanwhile the Melhyteanes one galaxy over: Every other species is going to love being our friends! *Melhyteanes respire Hydrogen Sulfide, secrete Hydrogen Chloride, salivate Sulphuric Acid, and use C16H18ClN3S for bark pigmentation, traits which make them highly desirable for symbiotic relationships on their planet (and basically walking death factories to 90% of alien species)*
@VeryPeevedАй бұрын
Maybe everyone thinks they'd be terrifying to aliens. And maybe they're all right.
@thumpfump2268Ай бұрын
I never buy the whole “aliens would hate us if they travelled to meet us” like bruh there’s no way a civilization creates interstellar travel without some major baggage
@tomdarby4906Ай бұрын
not a lot of people get that
@fabrypetty1689Ай бұрын
They'd be either impressed at our low killcount or amazed at outr destructive power in general
@tomdarby4906Ай бұрын
@@fabrypetty1689 can see that going either way. I think the human equivalent would be like taking a long journey in the wild. no people or sign of civilization for days, a completely virgin wild. then all of the sudden you come to a clearing where there is a circle of 9 chimpanzees surrounding a basket of hand grenades. You arrive as the first chimp figures out how to pull the pin
@thesithofearth3617Ай бұрын
@@fabrypetty1689i wouldnt be suprised if they saw our nukes like how we see Greek fire
@sayerglasgow115Ай бұрын
It's a product of the "truth is stranger than fiction" phenomena. Since we have yet to meet any real aliens (that I know of at least), any aliens in these scenarios are imaginary, and it's kinda hard to imagine anything as weird as real life earth. Our brains are wired to desire structure, consistency, and logic, and so unless we go out of our way not to, our imaginary constructions tend to have a lot more of those things than real life, and thus, our imaginary aliens are a lot more "normal" than our real earth. What I'm trying to say is that any alien world and any alien species is probably every bit as weird as Earth, just in different ways. They've probably got life forms as improbable-sounding as those in australia. There's probably a segment of their population with fixations just as strange as any deviantart fetish. They've probably done something just as deranged as detonating nuclear explosives in their own biosphere. And as for an "atmosphere made of rocket fuel" and "biological fire"..... Chemical based life requires reactive chemicals so even if the aliens have a completely different makeup than Earth's life forms, you can bet its still going to include reactive and potentially dangerous substances.
@MrMandude365Ай бұрын
My favorite theory is since everything evolves into crabs, most aliens have exoskeletons. So if they ever came to earth they’d all be like “Oh, God! Why are they inside out?!”
@webpombo7765Ай бұрын
WE ENJOY THE THRILL OF BEING EASILY GUTTED AT ANY MOMENT
@valentinmitterbauer4196Ай бұрын
There are several "for ever" models in evolution, not just crab. Watch how most things living in water become fish-shaped (ichtyosaurs, whales, seals, Philliroe, etc.) due to aquadynamics or how many burrowing mammals go full hedgehog (echidna, tenrec, porcupine, hedgehog).
@moteroargentino7944Ай бұрын
@valentinmitterbauer4196 All of those animals (and many more): "Hey, if it works, it works."
@wilhelmburnedАй бұрын
"Take a look at the Fallen!"
@dynomitejecАй бұрын
@@moteroargentino7944 that made me picture Todd Howard as a mole-man "it just works" as he burrows into his basement dungeon.
@borger1723Ай бұрын
"Death breather" is way cooler sounding than "conscience meatsuit"
@bearman_1826Ай бұрын
"Conscious meatsuit" is pretty cool too, imo.
@Mr-bw7yiАй бұрын
_Flesh automatons_
@kingoietro99Ай бұрын
A meat machine with a control organ so developed that results in consciousness is pretty rad actually
@coIlgnuАй бұрын
@@Mr-bw7yianimated by neurotransmitters
@bearman_1826Ай бұрын
@@coIlgnu Power in misery
@BlockedUser1Ай бұрын
This makes Humanity sound fucking rad, actually.
@AntiKira20Ай бұрын
Because we are. We're the raddest dudes in the galaxy, and you're a rad dude a part of a larger group of rad dudes.
@distorted_heavyАй бұрын
We always have been, it's just that some people don't want you to know
@mrseriousv1Ай бұрын
humans are the coolest things out there of course.
@RaptorJesusАй бұрын
Don't forget, we also *eat and drink* poison because it makes us feel funny. That's booze and peppers. We're all collectively insane, we just don't recognize it because it's our species' defining trait.
@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180Ай бұрын
My good man, we conquered the planet both because we are the smartest...and the toughest. The normal way to hunt, before the invention of traps or ranged weapons that could kill in one shot, was to chase animals until they collapsed, because we really are that tough.
@floridaman6995Ай бұрын
How Stellaris aliens see xenophobe runs:
@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIOUАй бұрын
Stellaris Xenos watching as I add in the Gargantuan Quasarcraft mod (Walalah, their finished!)
@bhallubhaiyaАй бұрын
The Human envoy has to be the most raddest fucking diplomat on the GalCom
@the13inquisitor59Ай бұрын
Let's be xenophobic... It's really in this year...
@WaveOfDestiny10 күн бұрын
Aliens spying on us watching humans meticolously craft the most horrifying genocide in stellaris for fun, then wanking off looking at one of the pictures of a species
@adamflyshotmailАй бұрын
"They breathe OXYGEN!?!? THAT'S THE BURNING GAS!"
@sovietunion764323 күн бұрын
this is like how the grunts in halo literally breathe methane gas
@SauronforSupremeOverlord14 күн бұрын
@@sovietunion7643 grunts meeting marines for the first time:
@FleshWizard694207 күн бұрын
@@sovietunion7643 brap breathers
@sovietunion76437 күн бұрын
@@FleshWizard69420 never use the internet again
@infamouspotato20286 күн бұрын
@@sovietunion7643Fart breathers for real
@muszyn.Ай бұрын
reminds me of the whole "humans are space orks" thing internet did few years back, how our spacefaring technology is literally strapping explosives to big chunks of metal
@mickyflintАй бұрын
That's still going
@goldengryphonАй бұрын
@@mickyflint Never stopped. Humans are persistence hunters, after all. And how else to you make the boom big enough to throw man into space?
@Cl-2048Ай бұрын
project orion
@mickyflint27 күн бұрын
@@goldengryphon I meant the space orks fascination not the strapping explosives thing.
@_d--22 күн бұрын
@@mickyflint yeah i too like strapping explosives things you are on point on that one
@asmcintАй бұрын
"That which brings you death gives me life even as it kills me too" is probably the most metal thing we could say on first contact if this is true.
@bozo6049Ай бұрын
Not to mention basically our whole existence has been War.
@cburn-YTАй бұрын
makes good practice
@bearman_1826Ай бұрын
Such is the life of... well, life.
@Neon-PuritanАй бұрын
We're so metal.
@dynomitejecАй бұрын
"Though man had succeeded in destroying the world... war, war never changes." One thing about this to me is would the fight for self preservation, like caveman would do just him/her and their babies to protect, would that be considered war if its not coordinated or caused but just happens in nature.
@specterknight054228 күн бұрын
Truly a "War without a reason" Good thing we havent invented a giant walking sentient carrying town robot with a laser javelin yet, amirite?
@eg_manifest510Ай бұрын
"leave the DEATH BREATHERS in peace" sounds like such an oxymoron, ain't nothing peaceful about what's going on here
@AbadonXXXАй бұрын
Imagine aliens considering this planet as a legitimate death world
@ryanalving3785Ай бұрын
The thing about a deathworld is you never know you live on one until you finally leave.
@kaikart123Ай бұрын
Yea, to add on the video, we also have pretty high gravity, also full of liquid that eats metals.
@SkarrierАй бұрын
Interestingly enough, that might be the case. I think there's two types of death worlds: ones with natural conditions so harsh that almost no life can emerge, and the others are so comfortable for life to flourish that they breed countless horrifying species of animals, plants and bacteria/viruses. I think we may be the second type.
@TheMightyNaryarАй бұрын
To us, the only haven of life in an incredibly hostile universe. To them, choking, death and toxins everywhere. Context is everything
@megan00b8Ай бұрын
That's like the plot of half the HFY stories. Some of them are even pretty good!
@bunsenn5064Ай бұрын
Imagine meeting a race of creatures made from a group of chemical compounds that originate from hydrogen cyanide, and breathe a highly reactive gas that oxidizes their insides, and absorb energy from other creatures by crushing up their flesh and breaking it down in a pool of concentrated acid inside of them. They also have created several thousand miniature replicas of the sun that could wipe the face of their planet six times over.
@VoiceOfTheEmperor11 күн бұрын
Wow. Like looking in a highly advanced mirror!
@xislomega242Ай бұрын
Oxidation doesn't have to be interpreted as slow burning, it can also be interpreted as rusting. We rust from before we're even born until we decompose into the soil. Slow burning is still a better POV, since rust is usually associated with iron.
@The9thMonthАй бұрын
I prefer the word "oxidation", but "rusting" sounds more metal. Pun intended.
@danolantern6030Ай бұрын
Slow burning is still accurate, since we utilize it for energy.
@DoktorSwag69Ай бұрын
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh
@LongClawzHiddenАй бұрын
@@DoktorSwag69 IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT
@tiagobelo4965Ай бұрын
Blood transfers oxygen by having it bind with the iron in hemoglobin. We are only alive because our blood is constantly rusting
@ardugaleen2231Ай бұрын
So sick of the humanity is weak trope, it's either that or we're superadvanced. Why isn't there more humanity is fucking unhinged and the galaxy is scared of us
@therealgeneralMacArthurАй бұрын
We need more stories where humans are just the space equivalent of menaces to society
@slueepy1232Ай бұрын
Humanity in Halo is all 3 of those tropes at the same time
@ardugaleen2231Ай бұрын
@@therealgeneralMacArthur fucking real
@personthing88Ай бұрын
Brother read HFY they got some awesome “The Galaxy is scared of Humans”
@ChartreuseDanАй бұрын
There's plenty of that, you just don't know where to look. Two recommendations are the sci fi original TV series farscape, and the graphic novel Humanity Lost
@Easttowest45Ай бұрын
We were born to inherit the stars! We were born to inherit the stars! We were born to inherit the stars! We were born to inherit the stars!
@tabletgenesis343918 күн бұрын
*drives toward sun* "Dene NW-SW, e'!" "WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!" "Ro! RO! RO! L'eij greh! L'eij bfroka greh!" "WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!" "BFROKI! DÍ GRERE! DÍ GRERE!" *the other-languager coughs reaaally loudly and dies* "WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!" "Sp'j! *nitrogenates fire* f'g'h!" *front half of the space jet burns, and the rest disintegrates into coal*
@Lokitellus18 күн бұрын
FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR!
@Lurkfish-nm4yc9 күн бұрын
Stupid dialogue
@MrGermandeutsch8 күн бұрын
@@Lurkfish-nm4yc damn :(
@ShoutatcloudsАй бұрын
Good GOOD! WE ARE THE HORROR THAT KEEPS GREATERR HORRORS AT BAY!
@ShoutatcloudsАй бұрын
The real horror is my small spelling mistake
@simoniguess27Ай бұрын
maybe the real horror is the friends we made along the way
@FelidaeEnjoyerАй бұрын
@@Shoutatclouds What, rolling your R? That's just hot
@webpombo7765Ай бұрын
@@simoniguess27 Actually, the real horror is Ä̵͈̥͈͚̤͈̹͓̥̭̲̪̲̜̲͈͖̫̲̹̞̹͍̼͔̩͚̘̼̼̆͂̒̃͂͘͜͜ͅͅv̸̛̛̝̏̈̿̆̈́̉͆̒̈́̆͋̒̂̀̀̈́̽̀̅̍̄̀̌̆̎̽̈̑͘̕̚̚͝͝͝͝͝à̸̧̨̻͖̱͍̠̰͔͓̖̯͇̿̎͛́̕ͅǘ̵̡̨̱̘̫̦̰̫̟̙̭̩̗̫̥̩̻̱̼͍̹̩̱̬̔́̈͒̊̋̀͋̈̆̓̋̄̒͊̃̈́̎̈́̀̽̀͊̕͜͜͜͝v̴̢̧̛̛̪͇͓͚̣̤͚̱͙̩̲̣̱̙̪̬̙͎̭̹͙̘͔͂̉̆̆͒̈́̐̃́̍͋͊̇̅̉̔͗̽́̈́̌̔͌̕̕͠͝F̸͙͎͓͍̯̗̲̦̘̹̼̮̫̀̐͑͆͑͋̆̌͐̓͗̔͘͘͜ͅw̴̝͈͚͖̙̤̲̓̃̀͋̇̈́̓̆̉ḩ̶͎͍̻̜̜͎̞̟͙͇̣̲̮̟̻̜̹̭̈́̑̂́͐̅̂̀̅̄͑̕͜V̶̨̢̧̘͍̺̪̺̜̤̯̻̱̜͚̪͚͍͓̼̯̻͌̾̉̾̔̍̆̑̀̈́̔̒͐͆̄̚͘͜ͅG̴̡̤̖̯̮̞̮̱͛͒͂̄̍̊̅͐̿̑͂̃̏͋̀͂́͂̍̎̎̚h̷̢̢̛̥̰͉̖͔̞̹̟̮̰̫̪̮̭͕̼͓͙̼̘͐̀͒͂̒̍̒̉̉̽̈́̑͑̊̓͒́̒̀͐͒͗̑̈́̆̂̏͛̈́̋͗̚̕͜͝͠͠͠ͅͅa̸̢̹̠͚̻̪͔̻̜̯̪͎͖̖͕̝̠̙̩̫̻̖̠̍͂̏̆̄͌͊͂̿̊̈́̊̀͑͗̄́̈́̉̍̉̎̊͆̉͑͘͘͜͜͝
@abbadullreee3298Ай бұрын
WE ARE THE BULWARK AGAINSTS THE TERROR
@WstydzieАй бұрын
Imagine your very breath being death for aliens
@intergalacticbobcat6185Ай бұрын
That’s Metal AF
@user-pt5xc1pp4zАй бұрын
LIVING DEATH!
@fatman157Ай бұрын
You acheive a similar effect on fellow humans by not brushing your teeth and speaking to them in close proximity
@Umbra_UrsusАй бұрын
Pretty much "War of the Worlds", and Tali'Zorah's people, I think.
@Stoic_ZoomerАй бұрын
There a story I read called deathworlders where a human was captured and when he was being interrogated he spit in the alien's face and the bacteria in our spit killed the alien lol.
@Mr.Ambrose_Dyer_Armitage_Esq.Ай бұрын
The ancient Romans believed there was a fire that burned within your chest and that, upon death, it was extinguished as the soul departed the body. In a way, they weren't wrong; it just wasn't the uncontrolled thermal reaction they imagined it to be: it was highly efficient and cellularly-localized metabolism. It still uses oxygen and still "burns" chemical bonds for energy so, it counts.
@TheRepublicOfDixionconderogaАй бұрын
Don’t forget that it produces heat too
@uwuowo8081Ай бұрын
@@TheRepublicOfDixionconderoga...further solidifying the idea of burning
@derigel9783Ай бұрын
And thats where the "Humans are Space-Orcs"-Trope comes from.
@joseberger7737Ай бұрын
the great oxidation event was when oxygen got into our atmospheres the event killed 90% of all life, they did not rely on oxygen and so had no defenses against it
@rhobeansАй бұрын
There’s a LOT of people who are Dunning Krugering their understanding of basic biology/chemistry in the original tumblr post, but basically Oxygen is generally not preferable for metabolism in life forms. We would not be breathing oxygen if A. There weren’t a bunch of highly successful bacteria that produced a shit ton of oxygen and B. There wasn’t already enough life to the point that some could adapt to process it and survive. The bacteria producing O2 literally caused a mass extinction and pretty much everything that exists today are the descendants that happened to adapt. It’s crazy not efficient to process oxygen but when the alternative is being poisoned by oxygen you take what you can get. Yes, oxidation occurs but it is not “rusting” you or “lighting you on fire.” Because obviously it’s not. What the oxygen does while it’s being processed by your system is that is causes cellular damage which your dna can compensate for (telomeres), typically for a number of decades until finally it’s shielding is gone and stuff actually starts getting damaged which causes symptoms of aging. Eventually your body can’t repair or fight cancer and THATS what kills you. When someone “dies of old age” it’s pretty much just cancer of some kind causing stress on the system that shuts things down. Oxygen doesn’t kill you, cellular damage that’s a result of many things including processing oxygen does.
@doomsdoorАй бұрын
I remember reading a 2020 article about some retrotransposition stuff and that in 35% of cancers tested there is evidence of the retrot event(s) happening which I think I remember reading is where a almost virus like piece of dna that injects itself into cells dna and duplicates itself and eventually it puts itself inside some important gene for tumor suppression
@doomsdoorАй бұрын
Line-1 retrotransposition being the most common or something
@Michaelfatman-xo7gvАй бұрын
Blah, blah, blah. We're on fire.
@rhobeansАй бұрын
@@Michaelfatman-xo7gv that is the exact opposite of what this says
@tinytrinket7082Ай бұрын
I'm curious, why is oxygen super sub optimal for metabolism? What other molecules would be better?
@FeeNixBeechАй бұрын
This is one of my favorite memes. LONG LIVE THE DEATH BREATHERS!
@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREATАй бұрын
gloria hominibus!
@BM-13_KATYUSHAАй бұрын
They actually made hazmat suits and prepared to make first contact but then they saw how we fight each other and finally gave up when they realised that they're not protected by the Geneva convention.
@sabikikasuko6636Ай бұрын
*Their atmosphere is made of rocket fuel" is a hilarious and terrifying way to put it LMAOOOO
@TheAussieBlueАй бұрын
It occurs to me that the opposite of HFY is not merely that humans are weak and put upon by powerful aliens. The opposite of HFY is Lovecraft, for HFY is a illogical premise taken to it's extreme of humans being much, much scarier than we really are. Therefore, the opposite is also taken to a ridiculous extreme, and hence the greatest extreme of humanity's infinite insignificance in the face of alien powers is Lovecraft. Side note, I just played two hours of Fallen London and I cannot stop typing in such a manner. Please send help.
@oddcrafter1270Ай бұрын
Try playing Stardew Valley. That should work as an antidote.
@mr.textwall5327Ай бұрын
Interestingly enough, these extremes are not mutually exclusive but harmonic instead. HFY would explain the presense of interdimensional big shots on Earth while Lovecraftian colossi give a different perspective to humanity's "exceptional" existence.
@Arlong39Ай бұрын
Funnily enough, the Fallen London universe is both of these. The universe is ruled by a godlike race who gets to choose what can and cannot exist, and they couldn’t care less about our existence. But we can also go HFY and bring down beings greater than us, even the aforementioned gods, granted you’ll need lots of resources and networking but it’s completely doable.
@happyjohn354Ай бұрын
I remember reading a story once about how other alien species at even a young age could use "magic" and break the laws of physics as we know them at a whim but lost that ability in the presence of humans. All it takes for this to happen is for the human to be in the vicinity of said "magic" and then reality where we are observing becomes ironclad at least to how humans believe it should be.
@G0RSHK0V29 күн бұрын
@@happyjohn354 I need the title
@SaltierАй бұрын
Idea: Alien empires use oxygen as a weapon to gas entire planets.
@lsswappedcessnaАй бұрын
humans: "Hey, alien empire that uses oxygen to gas entire planets, we declare war. Please don't come oxygenate our planet. Please? It would totally suck, and we would totally hate you forever for it!" aliens: *oxygenate earth and take away excess CO2* humans: "We breathe oxygen and that excess CO2 was all pollution, also we aren't gonna fight you because it's a waste of our time. Get fucked lol" aliens: "well shit"
@webpombo7765Ай бұрын
And then we're like "Ooh, breathable atmosphere!" and colonize the newly habitable planet
@julianlowrise4981Ай бұрын
@@lsswappedcessna Unfortunately there is such a thing as too much oxygen.
@Slaraffus2750Ай бұрын
@@lsswappedcessna With too much oxygen, everything will spontaneously combust. Or something like that. I'm not read up on my chemistry, haven't needed it since hs.
@Dullest_el_espantahumanosАй бұрын
@@Slaraffus2750 not combust instantaneously but the fires would be much more violent and the creatures would be bigger or some crap like that ,I wouldn’t wanna see a spider the size of my head ,a fly the size of an apple or a centipedes the length of a car
@CamoGuy76239Ай бұрын
"They recreationally consume poison..." Hey! What I drink after work is MY OWN BUSINESS!... Well, at least it used to be...
@gimmeyourrights8292Ай бұрын
Alien 1: Hey Varp, what do those primates on that backwater planet do for fun? Alien 2: I'm glad you asked, I downloaded some of their entertainment into my subconscious, so let's found out. "SUFFER NOT SO THE XENO WILL LIVE!" "WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE???" 🎶THEY ARE THE MEN IN BLACK🎶 "EXTERMINATE!" *Sounds of sci-fi universes blaring their minds* Alien 1: TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF! Both Aliens sit there mortified. Both: What....the....FUCK!
@LordDanielGАй бұрын
Imagine a galactic war starts and humans will be just known as "Death breathers" best PR a unit can have
@GrimmDawn8487Ай бұрын
If they're scared of oxygen, wait till they find out about the ACTUALLY flammable stuff
@Galimeer5Ай бұрын
Most things that are flammable are flammable because of oxygen. Combustion is a chemical reaction that requires oxygen. You can't have fire without oxygen.
@Sarratomania13Ай бұрын
@@Galimeer5 You most definately can have combustion without oxygen, all you need is a strong enough oxidizer (which to be fair tends to at least contain oxygen atoms). For example, hydrogen and acetylene combust spontaneously in the presence of elemental chlorine, which acts as the oxidizer. Addtionally, if a substance is a strong enough reducing agent, it may even be able to burn in the presence of tipically inert molecules. One such case is magnesium metal, which can burn in complete absence of oxygen, using instead carbon dioxide or even water as an oxidizer.
@mrseriousv1Ай бұрын
@@Galimeer5 fluorine.
@mauretaniafan1133Ай бұрын
@@Sarratomania13 correcting a correction
@Legendary_Detective-WobbuffetАй бұрын
Like flour. *Shivers
@user-pt5xc1pp4zАй бұрын
I am living death, I am a fire breather, I am the doom of xenos.
@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREATАй бұрын
FOR THE EMPEROR!
@VoiceOfTheEmperor11 күн бұрын
@@OMNISSIAH-VERY-GREAT "Less shouting, more fighting, Brother!" *Tosses you another canister of promethium.*
@sauronplugawy3866Ай бұрын
In other words, humans are the space orcs/deamons. And that's rad as fuck.
@jeffreymacmullin1653Ай бұрын
Actually Humans were made in gods image and aliens weren't. They are the space demons.
@thelouster5815Ай бұрын
“Billions must die” should be our policy for interstellar politics.
@SalamiMilkАй бұрын
So the notion that the air we need to live and breathe is the same stuff other planets would consider poison, is a very gnarly thought. What others would consider poison, we call a necessity to live. We have the ability to heal from universal poisons. Pretty metal, if you ask me.
@RonnieNicholsАй бұрын
This is pretty funny, but the science behind some of this is really interesting! Way back when some upstart microbes started photosynthesizing, the oxygen they produced was quite literally toxic to most life on earth, resulting in one of the biggest early mass extinctions. The metabolic processes that cells use to produce energy, aerobic respiration, is indeed the same chemical reaction as fire, which is why doing high-energy activities warms up the body. This is somewhat harmful, as it produces free radicals that can degrade biological material, but its the most efficient way to produce energy for a cell on earth, which is why nearly all multicellular life is aerobic. Plus antioxidants are either produced or consumed by the cell to ward off damage. Due to things like chemistry and physics, its extremely unlikely for life to develop and not be primarily carbon-based, which in turn means its unlikely for complex alien life to produce energy aside from aerobic respiration. And lastly, if aliens do any kind of recreational drugs, that counts as consuming poision recreationally, though their drugs will likely be _very_ different from ours and have different effects on us (or none at all), and vice versa. If aliens were to consider us horrifying for consuming something toxic to them, it would probably be something like raspberries, while they might need to consume something like heroine as a necessary nutrient.
@hisazuryuzen6761Ай бұрын
"those who traversed their plains, or skies, has always ended up creating such a large ordeal for themselves. Humanity, an intelligent civilization has always been extremely curious. They will not forget your presence once they have witnessed you. Do not let their eyes see you. Or you may doom our kind."
@VoiceOfTheEmperor11 күн бұрын
Where's that from?
@tommyvercetti5112Ай бұрын
"They blow things up... for FUN?!"
@iexist_ntАй бұрын
what makes this even funnier is how you probably know a friend who has a pyromaniac friend
@_d--22 күн бұрын
We make games around death and war for our pups amusement
@MooniLocket18 күн бұрын
Ka-Boom.
@zoebrugg759411 күн бұрын
(Looks at fireworks)
@riverman6462Ай бұрын
Dark Forest Theory? More like Dark Days Ahead for anyone not born a human 😭 💀
@tiagobelo4965Ай бұрын
Me on my way to show the aliens that is was humanity that was made in god's image
@Gmann2021Ай бұрын
@@tiagobelo4965 for super earth!
@sovietunion764323 күн бұрын
the emperor of mankind was on youtube i guess ☠
@riverman646222 күн бұрын
@@sovietunion7643 Dont know when he was born, but if its anytime after 2010, you bet your ass he was on youtube
@comradestarbucks2726Ай бұрын
First contact officially will be made when a human ship is stopped for not meeting safety standards.
@MrHathaway1337Ай бұрын
Don't forget we have potential to recover from some pretty extreme injuries. We went from steam power in about 200 years to where we are now. They are right to be at the least concerned if not cautious of what our potential can be.
@Hvvb-lf2ndАй бұрын
Following your logic,iron rust is basically iron on fire,yet when i touch iron rust,my hand doesnt catch fire
@benhamsterАй бұрын
Fun fact: There is such a thing as pyrophoric iron. It will combust on contact with air and is a byproduct of some industrial processes.
@Michaelfatman-xo7gvАй бұрын
Can make a form of black powder with rust substituting for sulphur.
@lector-dogmatixsicarii1537Ай бұрын
>Latent death fire Aluminum powder and a magnesium sparkler have entered the chat. Joobsnorg: "I am going to put this fire out." Humans: **intense handheld camcorder action**
@KickiuszАй бұрын
This is my favourite solution to the Fermi paradox.
@cruelangel773719 күн бұрын
Me too.
@thesalvager3020Ай бұрын
The aliens have their own Sci-Fi horror genre, revolving around a human invasion of their planet and our unimaginable power to breathe death gas.
@MrRauiАй бұрын
Biological Fire makes for an awesome band or album name.
@Michaelfatman-xo7gvАй бұрын
So does Syphilis.
@NameIsDocАй бұрын
I adore that old valve sfx is used in memes and movies these days
@donovangordon1062Ай бұрын
This absolutely reeks of Warhammer 40k vibes, and I love it ❤
@LNgKhoiАй бұрын
I think there's a whole book series that has setting similar to this, that Earth is super uninhabitable, and humans are practically super monsters compared to the rest of the galaxy. Edit: anybody knows the name?
@Trexmaster12Ай бұрын
So why aren't we conquering the rest of the known universe and beyod, then? This isn't the social darwinism we've signed up for...
@sauronplugawy3866Ай бұрын
@@Trexmaster12 You see, humanity are like Skaven. We are able to make God look in terror as we create unimaginable machines of death and destruction that would crush anything and everything the aliens would throw at us, unfortunately, we are too busy murdering eachother to dominate the universe.
@michielwitteveen6676Ай бұрын
@@Trexmaster12 because we dont have good spacetravel yet (if only we hadnt shelved project Orion)
@TheAussieBlueАй бұрын
the only one I know of is Jenkinsverse. Problem is that those web novels are written by different authors so QUALITY VARIES WILDLY.
@denifnaf5874Ай бұрын
Theres a lot of hfy stories about deathworlders and "hoo'mans"
@Redguns4lifeАй бұрын
>tfw we're considered the Krogan of the galaxy.
@Lokitellus18 күн бұрын
this isn’t fucking 4chan dude
@Redguns4life18 күн бұрын
@@Lokitellus >tfw this [REDACTED]
@VoiceOfTheEmperor11 күн бұрын
We're worse.
@toxiccan175Ай бұрын
Beware the carbon-based lifeforms
@lonelyshpee7873Ай бұрын
"What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?" That's just Kengan Omega logic. "Just don't breathe lol" - Shen Wulong, The Connector.
@calebwatson5102Ай бұрын
I like to think the reason why any extraterrestrial life hasn’t fully revealed itself is because our planet, if not our solar system, is an interplanetary or even intergalactic no-fly zone, not because we breathe oxygen, but because we are so incredibly, impossibly, stupendously faster than wisdom.
@Voidmercenary29 күн бұрын
That reminds of this one reddit quote: What if oxygen is the drug and the drugs allow us to see the real world?
@TheonewhocaptionsАй бұрын
I wonder what will they say once they kidnap a human and find the guy using their fuel tank and intakes as breathing apparatus while just staring at them. Confused. While they are terrified of this organic engine huffing down rocket fuel. In fact, do you think they all move much more slower than us due to them not using oxygen to respirate since it guves them much longer life spans, but significantly less movement speed and longer sleeping periods due to them not having the necessary facilities to breath in oxygen?
@kabutomushigerman9852Ай бұрын
This is basically the prologue of War of the World from the perspective of the aliens, and nobody is going to change my mind about that fact
@micboyyaboy2578Ай бұрын
Man, I love "humans are space orcs." Such a great concept.
@10hawellАй бұрын
Wait are we the demons/daedra/chaos/orcs/cronenberg monsters in the eyes of aliens? That's rad.
@Just_A_Simple_Time_TravellerАй бұрын
Nice The entire HFY genre in a nutshell
@cowboyfrogthelordАй бұрын
What's HFY?
@Just_A_Simple_Time_TravellerАй бұрын
Well, long story short, it stands for, and I quote, "Humanity fuck yeah". Basically it's just an entire genre of usually sci-fi stories that center around humans being special and stuff on the galactic stage.
@00.28.Ай бұрын
@@cowboyfrogthelord it's currently a subreddit called "Humans fuck yeah" ( although the genre does predate the subreddit)it's full of stories of aliens being utterly terrified or perplexed by human culture and/or biology
@pathfindersavant3988Ай бұрын
@@00.28. HFY predates reddit by a wide margin, and has its origins in edgy scifi fanfiction on 4chan, most notably on the /tg/ board where the term was first coined on a nameless thread back in 2008.
@cowboyfrogthelordАй бұрын
@@00.28. thats cool asf
@BrBetimАй бұрын
I am pretty sure Aliens stopped visiting us when we figured out the atomic bomb
@slippinjimmy6568Ай бұрын
Why would an advanced alien race be scared of nukes when they could end our entire planet with a rock?
@xxizcrilexlxx150523 күн бұрын
@@slippinjimmy6568 because we have found a way to deflect/destroy the rock in a safe manner (nasa has deflected like 2 asteroids now)
@thefordlord989314 күн бұрын
They could just wipe our entire galaxy from existence if they wanted lol
@thefordlord989314 күн бұрын
@@xxizcrilexlxx1505Those asteroids were incredibly small, in the face of giant, planet destroying asteroids, we’re screwed; and that’s just assuming that they for some reason decide to use asteroids and not some hyper powerful death beam of star-busting destruction.
@VoiceOfTheEmperor11 күн бұрын
Yeah, best to avoid the planet filled to the absolute brim with lunatics that actually enjoy fighting, killing and inbibe toxins for recreational entertainment.
@AtarahDerekАй бұрын
You're not burning, you're rusting. There is a difference.
@hamstreak5591Ай бұрын
*WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS*
@bighex5340Ай бұрын
The alternate explanation to the Dark Forest Conjecture:
@Matt_82Ай бұрын
"Death Breathers" Hell yeah
@TylerPirnie-fz6wqАй бұрын
The surest sign that alien life exists is that none of them have tried to contact us -Bill Watterson, I think
@yopoxikeweapescai9066Ай бұрын
We were born to inherit the stars
@MalleusSemperVictorАй бұрын
Speaking of horror, I recently read through the novels that underpin the series the Three Body Problem. In the book, the aliens are scary. However, a character tests a theory for repelling the invaders by broadcasting the location of a star, and later, the entire system is annihilated by a single particle sent by an advanced race. I find the Dark Forest Hypothesis to be particularly horrifying as so many others do.
@TurtleShroom3Ай бұрын
How would they be able to tell that the system is annihilated? It would take years to see the star system be wiped.
@acetaminophetusАй бұрын
That’s one solution to the fermi paradox
@tinygoblinlvl.3151Ай бұрын
Wait till they hear about indomitable human spirit
@alguienalguien9492Ай бұрын
Brutal 🔥🔥🔥
@The-HamptergerАй бұрын
The stars are our birthright, after all
@kyrridas1573Ай бұрын
so my first thought is: if we can find a way to replace our need for oxygen....we could be immortal?
@ftblr66Ай бұрын
Lol, xenos filth can't even breathe rocket fuel
@AlexanderRed-xo7nmАй бұрын
THE INDOMITABLE HUMAN SPIRIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
@theonly6blake911Ай бұрын
WE WERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS!!!!!!
@tehcodekid8421Ай бұрын
The foolish alien race that tried to invade earth watching in dread as the human still approaches despite missing two legs and an arm: (There are 8 billion more)
@VainerCactus0Ай бұрын
@@tehcodekid8421 Tis only a flesh wound!
@soupcangaming662Ай бұрын
"The Death Breathers, able to summon rods of a sun's core, make even us tremble in fear."
@reecewilson223Ай бұрын
I love the humans are space orks genre, where humans are just unhinged compared to the rest of the galaxy.
@I-Stole-Your-Toast700Ай бұрын
"Why wont aliens visit us!?!?!?!" "1. we breath in toxins that take 70-100 years to kill us, 2. Our average disagrement ends in atleast ONE warcrime. 3. We made small suns before we knew how to harness the sun. 4. in less then a human lifetime we went from blackpowder to nuclear weapons." "holy shit"
@Gundam-NymphaliКүн бұрын
urm aktually , black powder was used in fireworks by chinese since 1400 ish and oxygen isn't the thing killing us , it's the telomere getting naturally shorter and causing various health issues as time pass , like it's a fun meme and all , but it's also a lot of bullshit
@orf2AАй бұрын
The l4d2 audio cue did it for me i love your stuff man
@ultralaggerREV119 күн бұрын
This is most likely the BEST reason why they haven’t visited us
@sireffortlessgarbage792229 күн бұрын
Being human has never felt more badass
@yarushumasan978617 күн бұрын
This is, so far, probably the most amusing, awesomely deranged interpretation I've seen of the "humans are the actual menace of the universe" idea.
@user-og4ix5sj1bАй бұрын
You cannot defeat me
@SupersuMC10 күн бұрын
I know, but he can.
@everythingsalright1121Ай бұрын
Dont forget that we consume spicy food for enjoyment. Capsaicin is literally a heat and pain response and nature has it because it helped prevent things from eating the plants. And we go out of our way to consume and even breed peppers to have more of it.
@Someone23678Ай бұрын
And don't forget we BREED the spicier version of it
@Wizard_Pikachu5 күн бұрын
That science teacher needs his license revoked
@stargost23384 күн бұрын
The aliens watching in horror as the primate species who fought amongst themselves and almost got entirely wiped out in a single ice age go from swords to atomic fission in a mere 3000 years.
@TristanWintleАй бұрын
I'm pretty sure any society advanced enough to locate and study us from afar is not going to be afraid of us.
@AsmaTheTeaPotАй бұрын
I don't know about that. They could be just a bunch of nerds who only care about peaceful science discoveries. That's why their species survived enough to be able to monitor planets probably millions of light years away and study the species living in those planets.
@saxtonturner224016 күн бұрын
This song is called Anarchy 1, which is perfect because it sounds like the name of a ship, so hear me Now, anarchy one is now officially the name of a human ship coming from the universe in which the rest of the Galaxy sees humanity as the Death Breathers! All of humanity just becomes metal as fuck and become rocking Marauders and then achieve interstellar travel!
@Custodian_of_the_Emperor22 күн бұрын
That alien academic: comes to Earth anyway The Earth: *Milky Way sweap mixed with Helldivers theme*
@millionth_jay9 сағат бұрын
this was the first burialgoods video i watched that sent me into the rabbit hole. i don't regret it a single bit.