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@Frosty-kz4omАй бұрын
Not to mention the fact that umies need roads to tell them where to drive.
@thejestor9378Ай бұрын
Yeah, but the orks do appreciate how smooth it makes the driving, allows for some real good speed.
@nocturnaljoe9543Ай бұрын
@@thejestor9378 Ork's COS mentioned. WAAAAAAAAAGH!
@LegendStormcrowАй бұрын
No, ummie roads make sense. Makes da kar go fasta when on flat hard ground. What makes no sense is ummies drive on them slow and when the light is red, instead of goin fastah, stop. Red means dast!
@magiciansforceАй бұрын
Roads!? Orks don't need no stinking roads, ya git!
@QardoАй бұрын
But roads make ya go fast'r.@@magiciansforce
@heathermillsphantomlimb9314Ай бұрын
My favorite representation of “Ork logic” is in the “Infinite and the Divine,” when Trazyn enters an Ork ship in his gallery. Orikan turned off the fields that kept it frozen, so Trazyn was trying to get it all back under control. He thinks about how Necron ships have banks of dials, buttons, and different equipment to fly the ship with machine precision. Then he finds the controls for the Ork ship, and there’s just 2 buttons. One says, “Stop,” and the other says “Go.” That book is by far my favorite 40K book I’ve ever read.
@normy4797Ай бұрын
Stop button? They were probably genestealer Orks or Mork followers, why would Ork want to stop the krumping.....?
@kinagrillАй бұрын
she is also red I hope so it flies through space faster.
@dustyngoldstien199Ай бұрын
He also found the buttons didn't even control the rocket
@oskahuxley6322Ай бұрын
One of my favorites as well. I loved how petty the necrons were to each other. I liked that it gave the necrons some personality.
@theenderdestruction2362Ай бұрын
@normy4797 cant krump if your dead and cant krump in space if ya cant stop
@unclecrusty5476Ай бұрын
Human command structure is who ever has the coolest hat
@VA_NightshadeАй бұрын
Then you get Big E. Who wears no hat, just luxorious hair. cause no one is higher than him.
@bengunn9670Ай бұрын
@@VA_Nightshadehe has blazing radiance as hat
@usernamealreadytaken9330Ай бұрын
@@VA_Nightshade Even Fulgrim in pursue of perfection tried to copy Big E hair. He fell to Chaos.
@RatKingDeltaАй бұрын
@@VA_Nightshade the hair is a hat
@nocturnaljoe9543Ай бұрын
The biggest hat.
@Warlord_Gruktak_RukrakАй бұрын
"Commissar!! The Ork did have a point" "Shut up Guardsman...you can keep talking if you like the idea of a bullet behind your head"
@wildsalmon8410Ай бұрын
🎭💀🎭 Sorry, s|r some bipedal Rat 🚬🐀🫱🏽🫲🏻handed me ah boof-spluuff💨⚰️🩻 Yep-jittering about some horned capybara or some crazy shit & disappeared into some green glowing bell--🔦🗿🪖
@hottracl27Ай бұрын
"Better than a bullet IN my head sir."
@StDomBzАй бұрын
@@hottracl27"Touché, guardsman." * BANG *
@hottracl27Ай бұрын
@@StDomBz Worth it
@richmoncahilig1062Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@QuayNemSorrАй бұрын
As it states in the 3rd edition ork codex: "There's nothing to suggest that orks are less intelligent than humans. They simply don't waste their effort on stupid things, like 'umans"
@philiphockenbury6563Ай бұрын
Ork Supremacy.
@connorsiegers3384Ай бұрын
I also believe there's human scholars in verse that call them the most happy and most self fulfilled race in the galaxy.
@rKhael53Ай бұрын
We can learn a lot from orks.
@Aywar77Ай бұрын
@@connorsiegers3384 I think some Eldar said it
@MachineMan-mj4gjАй бұрын
@@Aywar77 Ulthan The Profane. "We found a culture and called it primitive because it was simple! The Orks haven't found the answer because they never bothered to ask!"
@MasakanSolarisАй бұрын
I'd genuinely be mad if an orc of all things called me illogical.
@JBandZ36Ай бұрын
Sounding like a blood angel
@kharnthebetrayer8251Ай бұрын
They have intense logic in their own way. Louder gun = Makes it more powerful Red = vehicle goes faster The more you fight, the stronger you get = fight as much as you can Orks are immensely logical, just in their own way. You can very easilly predict what an Ork will do when you understand their logic. Its how Yarrick was able to beat them so well. He understood how they thought, so could think things through from the Ork's POV and figure out what they'll do. While if you reverse it. You can't really predict the same. Any Ork in the position will do the same. But humans have all sorts of different beliefs and ideas of the best way to do things. So unless you know the specific general, its very hard to figure out what a human will do
@TripleXGamesАй бұрын
@@kharnthebetrayer8251plus the fact they think purple is the sneakiest of colors, because you know… ever seen a purple Ork?!
@bradschultz2436Ай бұрын
In my eyes the Orks are the only ones having a good time present day 40k. I ain't played 40k since the 90s and I never played them. I'm straight up Astra Militarum fan. But I absolutely love ork pragmatism. They always crack me up.
@championastartesАй бұрын
Like how Mekboyz, Madocs, and Weird Boyz are smaller in size usually but by far more intelligent than any average Ork, sometimes even more so than War bosses.
@XXMatt0040XXАй бұрын
I love these Ork voices. It really does convey how an Ork's intelligence is correlated with their size. It's subtle and maybe not even intentional, but it's there .
@eriktruchinskas3747Ай бұрын
Bigger head, bigger brain, bigger thoughts. Makes sense Funnily enough pilots do use ork logic in that "if it looks good it MUST fly good" engineering be secondary
@QardoАй бұрын
Well, during the time of The Beasts. Orks sent DIPLOMATS to Terra. Though Ork Diplomacy is pretty cut and die. Fight and die. Or surrender and may live. But the fact the Orks in question spoke PERFECT High Gothic, even with the Ork accent. It stunned the High Lords of Terra. So boils down to. Orks get smarter the more powerful the Warboss is. The way the Warboss gets more powerful is through the collective belief of the WAAAAGH! Though, being The Beast was actucally FIVE Ork Warbosses seemingly working together and even had some sort of Voltron (god I am dating myself) form. All to make "The Beast". These 5 Orks were very intelligent and had the Imperium by the balls. If it wasn't for the bestest of boys coming in like a wrecking ball and taking a hammer to them...also setting off a nuke. Though, maybe I misheard the story. I could be wrong. You know GW. They will Retcon sh*t.....
@carvereppel9783Ай бұрын
are you talking about Uthak, as in Uthak black hawk from da big dakka black library book?
@XXMatt0040XXАй бұрын
@@Qardo Nah you've got it right. Seemingly it was why Big E was in such a rush with the crusade. War of the Beast was just a whacky storyline. That's the only reason you're confused lol
@user-pf8hs7nv6zАй бұрын
Orks are extremely darwinistic, and when they fight they not only grow in size, but in intelligence. Now imagine an ork warboss, especially given that ork memory is generally on par with humans. It's no surprise they still are one of the greatest menace to other races.
@jerandel6910Ай бұрын
The Orks legitimately always believe if you do something, in some way, shape or form, you do it because you want the Orks to come and fight you. For example, you build a fortress. Make it impenetrable, unbreakable, impossible to overcome. Most species would see this as a deterrent and not bother trying. An Ork sees this, he will think you're challenging him and his Bois to come and try to destroy your fortress. Because why else would you make it if not to invite people to come test their strength against it? Because if it was made to scare people off, why make it at all? Because now whose gonna admire it or try to see if it really is impenetrable?
@MrAniminationАй бұрын
Your use of the word "Bois", rather than the Orkier "Boyz", is making me imagine masculine female Orkz.
@mariusconstantin6057Ай бұрын
My head iz burn
@user-he9fg8jr6gАй бұрын
I love this explanation cause their logic is so sound if your only purpose in life is war. And they probably see the humans as pretty much having that same thought process about violence considering all the metal warriors running around killing everything haha
@mariusconstantin6057Ай бұрын
@@user-he9fg8jr6g when you put it like that...
@jimvenanzio6561Ай бұрын
somewhere in reading this, I started mentally pronouncin' it like an ORK would. It's gotta be how da big Orkz would think, rite?
@khinzaw77Ай бұрын
WHY DO 'UMIES PARK IN DRIVE WAYS AND DRIVE IN PARKWAYS? -These Orks probably.
@henryviiifake8244Ай бұрын
Can't lie, they make a good point.
@themelon_1785Ай бұрын
WHY UMIES CARRY SHIPMENTS IN A CAR AND CARGO IN A SHIP???
@tdpuuhailee8222Ай бұрын
WHY DO 'UMIES BAKE COOKIES AND COOK BACON?
@korien8976Ай бұрын
I'm with the Orks on that one. Why would the Emperor cover everything in gold and then act annoyed when somebody wanted to rob him?!
@kinagrillАй бұрын
I mean same logic can go for those flashgitz and how why do they make it all flashy and then angry when another ork goes to try and steal it.
@Olimar92Ай бұрын
@@kinagrill The Flashgitz stole it first, so they don't want no one else stealing it.
@diarmuidosullivan7391Ай бұрын
He is Turkish, so it makes sense.
@terminallove353118 сағат бұрын
@@diarmuidosullivan7391 I dont think Turkey existed when he was born
@patrickpromen3605Ай бұрын
"Oi, knife ear. Question for ya. Is it just us or is dem humies weird?" "Yeah, very. We know that, but how'd YOU know that?"
@MrDibara29 күн бұрын
😂 We need more Eldar and Ork stories. It would be hilarious!
@1kraniАй бұрын
>virgin Black Legion Lord who needs Warp divination to find a rogue Chapter Master. >chad Freeboota Kaptin who finds him through logikal deedukshun. If Orks weren't evil, 40K would be utopian fiction.
@edg3818Ай бұрын
The orks aren't evil though
@jimvenanzio6561Ай бұрын
Edge's rite. Orkz aren't evil.... They're Green!
@1kraniАй бұрын
@@edg3818 Look into what they do to prisoners and get back to me.
@TheUSgovermentАй бұрын
@@1krani That's not evil, that's just gourmet.
@henryviiifake8244Ай бұрын
Orks only behave _exactly_ as the Old Ones bio-programmed them to do. Do mushrooms have the capacity for evil? I don't think so.
@DrXaiverАй бұрын
You know it’s a strange world when orks have a valid point
@julianpradarodriguez7336Ай бұрын
To be honest I met people IRL that would.make Orkz look like Stephen Hawking
@dinoz2113Ай бұрын
sometimes yea but their still dumb
@rKhael53Ай бұрын
But they ARE Stephen Hawking ! They weaponized an entire moon, practized time paradoxes and apply a thermodynamic effect on a color.
@amargwari2431Ай бұрын
For all their "logic", humies also have the "biggest humie is the boss" rule. Emperor>Primarch>Custodes>Astartes>Guards
@Angels510Ай бұрын
The Sigilite would be 2nd or at worst 3rd on this list tho and he's all skin and bones
@amargwari2431Ай бұрын
@@Angels510 what sigillite are you talking about? The one from the ancient history of 30th millenia? Yeah right grandpa, as if he ever existed. This is 42nd millenia, nobody believes those fairy tales
@user-pf8hs7nv6zАй бұрын
@@Angels510 Weirdboyz are also skinny, *compared* to other orks, yet they have a relatively high place in hierarchy as other orks benefit (well, they believe they do...) from weirdboy's abilities
@williamwhitman9029Ай бұрын
I like that the theory that the god emperor is only alive because the orks believe he's the god of humans.
@laniemonАй бұрын
Starting my day with an orc saying I'm illogical. Nice.
@NoNo-xh7ruАй бұрын
I think people forget that logic is rooted in emotion and desire. Creatures with fundamentally different desires will have fundamentally different logic.
@clementnade972Ай бұрын
Love this. Our intentions, purpose and motivations are very different from one another, couple that with our very limitations and questionable methods to achieve our goals and we get a plethora of mistakes and regrets
@gideonmele1556Ай бұрын
Logic is also a mechanical process, slight differences in input can give very different outputs
@matteopacciani9402Ай бұрын
Logic is just the extension of the axioms of non contraddiction identity sobstitution exc. It isn't realatice at all.
@charleslathrop974315 күн бұрын
I was going to say that this is completely inane and support that claim with reasons, but then I realized that trying to reason with you would be like administering medicine to the dead. So, instead of trying to appeal to objectivity and logic, which apparently don't exist, I'm going to resort to childish insults, which are emotional and therefore do exist, apparently. Your take is dogshit. Not you personally, but what you said. It's a dumpster fire.
@charleslathrop974315 күн бұрын
Garbage take.
@dragonmaster613Ай бұрын
DEY AIN'T WRONG, DEM UMIES ARE ZONGIN NUTS. BUT WATIF DAT'S DA POINT, BRING YA IN AND SNAP LIKE DEM FLOWAS DAT EAT SQUIGGS?
@austinrooks1787Ай бұрын
Omg the tab for translating doubles a spelling check
@austinrooks1787Ай бұрын
Omg the tab for translating doubles a spelling check
@dragonmaster613Ай бұрын
@@austinrooks1787 WHY YOU DISS MA TALKIN, UMIE? WAT, YOU NO SPEAK PROPPA ORK?
@28stabwounds38Ай бұрын
@@dragonmaster613 WAAAAAAGGHHH
@dragonmaster613Ай бұрын
@@28stabwounds38 *WAAAAAGGHH!*
@PeterDivineАй бұрын
...I've got an idea. Quick, someone get a collection of philosophies on existentialism blown out of red glass and neon lighting.
@tiagobelo496527 күн бұрын
The orks 100% would not care, at best they'd put it on their ships and spread existentialism to other races they pass by (assuming those don't get krumped beforehand)
@SonOfWalhallАй бұрын
They took over a Titan,and read Princeps as Princess. So someone got that title 😅
@richardpatterson4Ай бұрын
He gave it to his pet squig
@StefanBlagojevicАй бұрын
"Shiny bridges= For good luck" - Warboss 😂
@thudlite4319Ай бұрын
Imagine getting your logic smashed by a sentient fungus.
@saloonplay8510Ай бұрын
Orks makes no sens to us but so does we to them and i freaking love that ! 🤣
@unknownchicken2284Ай бұрын
Meanwhile if the humans did just hand over tjeir stuff the orcs would get mad they didnt fight
@mrthe4198Ай бұрын
Deal with it human.
@AbbysalWarriorАй бұрын
Pot calling kettle...
@patchwurk6652Ай бұрын
To Ork logic there's no point in making a big menacing fortress unless you want people to test its defenses. So they're annoyed that humans make big scary fortresses loaded with shiny stuff that's an "Obvious invitation to attack" by Ork logic, only to be upset when you actually take them up on it and attack. The idea of a big obvious fortress "as a deterrent" just doesn't occur to them. You put all that effort into MAKING the big battle fortress, the Ork assumes you want to use it.
@eoingaskinАй бұрын
"come into MY house, steal MY STUFF, call ME ILLOGICAL??"
@mar00nm4v2Ай бұрын
Dawg really said "if you know we steal shit, why would you make the PLANET so stealable???"
@HatsworthfulАй бұрын
I still love the old lore bit that the entire imperial bureaucreacy system is a giant elaborate punishment created by the god emperor to punish everyone, everywhere all at once
@gideonmele1556Ай бұрын
Emps on waking: “it started as a joke but now I want to see how far this goes”
@UGNAvalonАй бұрын
Meanwhile, those Orks with fast-growing teef: “Look at my shinies! Lemme flaunt my wealf at youz!”
@solarprophet5439Ай бұрын
They have a point. It's like walking through Detroit covered with gold and diamonds, then acting surprised when you get robbed.
@uberwarlockerАй бұрын
Need a head cannon where some Orkz get distracted by a monster jam show.
@tiagobelo496527 күн бұрын
Orks would absolutely love monster trucks, they're just based like that
@bronsonwood9694Ай бұрын
Why are ork stealth units purple? Have you ever seen a purple ork? No. EXACTLY
@XXMatt0040XXАй бұрын
I believe there is now an instance of a purple ork in lore. But I'm not able (or willing) to search for it.
@thebossbrothers1232 күн бұрын
They aren't purple, they're ultraviolet so you truly cannot see them. Orks do not have Ultraviolet as a word so they say purple. If you see a purple ork then he is not "purple" enough cause he gotta be ultraviolet.
@MarlokSkalinusАй бұрын
They aint logical said an outgrown fungus
@Redknight660Ай бұрын
The irony is so heavy it might as well be a Leman Russ Tank.
@ChaosworshiperАй бұрын
This is why i love the orks
@ghostwithknife416Ай бұрын
Brutal Kunnin' was an insanely good book. The Ad Mech half was really tense and the ork bits were on point.
@YOGI-kb9tgАй бұрын
It's also a trilogy with warboss and the big dakka. Personally the big dakka is the best
@B1ackWolf25 күн бұрын
Homies really said "don't show your bling in the ghetto"
@daebi3726 күн бұрын
Orks, the first species my players eliminated in my Perpetual 40K Campaign that has been running since 1990.
@arandomkobold8403Ай бұрын
Finks about it, wut does evry typa git in dis whole mork-snicked galaxy have in common? Der leader is da biggest git deys got! Da emrpa, che-cego- DAT CLOWN GIT, Abby-don, and whoevers leadin da blue gits! Deys all da biggest!
@jimvenanzio6561Ай бұрын
The funniest part about your post is that Google *offered* to translate it to English. *And succeeded!*
@gatogato3748Ай бұрын
I mean he's not wrong. It's like flashing your gold chain in a bad neighborhood 😂
@MasakanSolarisАй бұрын
Wow never thought of it that way
@timothypeterson478126 күн бұрын
Brutal Kunnin' is unironically one of the best 40k books ever written.
@peasantlevelpainter785821 күн бұрын
Thank you for color coating the different characters.
@IronicHavoc4 күн бұрын
Keep in mind, in that situation Orks would also try to kill you, but they'd be excited about it
@atheontimesconflux1067Ай бұрын
You know... The orcs have a point. Why DO we keep our valuables in really shiny things?
@classarank7youtubeherokeyb63Күн бұрын
“If humans don’t didn’t want to be pillaged then why are they made out of valuables?”
@Dragon66898Ай бұрын
We don’t understand their logic and they don’t understand our logic.
@maxst956124 күн бұрын
the part where you explained where the head is felt like im having a stroke 😂
@josynaemikohler6572Ай бұрын
Ork probably: "The nerves of some people!"
@ThePersmoАй бұрын
Thanks for the song AA! Song is called Hackers by Karl Casey for those of you who want to listen to it.
@starshinehero5 күн бұрын
Gork and Mork taught the Boyz well.
@ajejebrazorf1888Ай бұрын
Make sense
@sergiocontreras5629Ай бұрын
The fact that an Ork called a human illogical is brilliantly funny to me.
@camtube5520 күн бұрын
Your ork voice read is so much better than the audiobooks which sound sound more like grots
@oskarrussjohansson4302Ай бұрын
That and, “It can’t be that hard, after all humies can do it.”
@clementnade972Ай бұрын
I love it. Brilliant writing.
@frostwolf89943 күн бұрын
To butcher a quote I found in an Ork Codex, I forget which edition. “Humies are pink an soft, not green and tough like da boyz. And theyz all da same size too. So whenz one of em wantz the others to doz somefink they az to be like ‘You listenz to me cuz I outrank youz.’ Or ‘I know somefink youz don’t knowz.’ Now ya see alf of em believe it an da otha alf don’t. So he az to either krump em or run for it. What a load of muckin about and while theyz doin dat, da Orks can krump da lot!” -Unknown Ork on the weakness of humanity.
@andrewsypniewski3403Ай бұрын
"No, wait! He has a point." - Salmander, probably
@zackposey59220 күн бұрын
First Warhammer book I ever read. Loved it!
@zyncsgamingchannel96024 күн бұрын
Wez Orkz just want a gewd foight, WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
@kompatybilijny9348Ай бұрын
Orks also display their shiny bits for everyone to see. And they also get upset when someone tries to steal them.
@assortedfruitcupАй бұрын
Nogla looking like Kanye with that invisible grill he got
@ggrimmfield5529Ай бұрын
Nah the last part just killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@CharleyXMIkeАй бұрын
To anyone that has read any ork novels, are they as fun as I think?
@paulboggess1330Ай бұрын
Yes
@henryheavy8044Ай бұрын
Shockwave : You’re argument…..is logical….
@freefall945Ай бұрын
That forge world was dressed provocatively.
@andreasottohansen7338Ай бұрын
clearly neither of these Orkz have ever met a flashgit, and tried to take their stuff
@enderborn6860Ай бұрын
Orks calling the mechanicus illogical is a gut punch 😂
@possumlovr42069Ай бұрын
Brutal Kunnin is such a fun book. The audiobook is done really well too.
@milkshakellieАй бұрын
I love when orks get really confused when humans take objectives. “Why dey takin’ blinky fing? We ovah ‘ere, come fight us!”
@schizosamurai8840Ай бұрын
40k orks, Admech and Necrons(although heavily inspired by tomb kings) are some of the most original and iconic sci-fi factions
@YourXavier29 күн бұрын
I would have thought this made perfect sense for an orc: You make your stuff flashy, so people come and try to take it. Then you don't have to go looking for a fight,, the fight comes to you. Dat's effishunsy, dat is!
@krausercruz2780Ай бұрын
I always said that Orks don't work with "imagination", they simple work on their own warped (wheeze) Sence of logic that their Waagh energy allows them to do.
@frost-bite8448Ай бұрын
Aaaye, I just started reading this book! :D
@Galactus78Ай бұрын
The great thing is that compared to other Orcs these two are intellectual titans
@not9387Ай бұрын
Thats my fungus boyz!
@englishtwister6 күн бұрын
Loving the London accent.
@Doctorgeo7Ай бұрын
Makes me wonder, has the Imperium of Man tried cloaking devices for whole planets?
@AravaganthusАй бұрын
From the species that built mechanical mouths to scale on their attack moons
@danolantern60305 күн бұрын
If i was a diplomatic in charge of explaining why, i’d do it like this “Well, higher-ups do it to challenge you, but the little ones don’t know that and they panic when you invade” And when they wonder why they get mad, i’d say “They’re sore losers”
@zenninlatimer9874Ай бұрын
I LOVED that book
@ragemachine8601Ай бұрын
Humies shouldn't mess with Orks. Cause Orks always got the backing of the boys!
@noahbachfrandsen1533Ай бұрын
It's all fun and games until the orks just springs the traps and the admech unravels the irl photoshop device from pariah nexus.
@Southerly93Ай бұрын
I'm sure it would make sense to a bad moon. It's all about staying flashier than the next git
@SorchaSublime16 күн бұрын
The weird thing is that you can kind of follow their logic.
@Itsallover5717 күн бұрын
This conversation must have happened during the mandatory boring first 25% of a warhammer book because ive listened to this audio book and dont remember it,
@Romuluz369Ай бұрын
I mean... They sure seem to enjoy fighting is tho...
@_repentenceАй бұрын
Ah yes, the thug logic If you have something nice and you show it to everybody, you asked to get robbed
@richardcletus6026Ай бұрын
Flawless Orc logic, looks like I'm painting my skin green and putting more faith in the power of imagination. Red make car faster. Red make car faster.
@dragonson04Ай бұрын
DA BOIZ IZ DA BEST!!! WAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!
@jaymo288Ай бұрын
half way through reading this book at the moment.
@quintessenceoflife7870Ай бұрын
Orks would destroy twitter and I would love to see the day they do.
@GoodGirlLuna3Ай бұрын
They've got a point. Gotta keep your fancy things hidden or you risk attracting the greedy and the desperate alike.
@BIacklceАй бұрын
Just another example showing logic isn't objective, but a product of perspective
@titansshallreturn5894Ай бұрын
Me: Well, he does have a point Inquistor:What did you say Me: nothing
@Naraku150Ай бұрын
What do you mean their logic makes perfect sense dude
@no1sfriend.Ай бұрын
Ork low-gik iz juzt moar low-gikal
@MonoDdeАй бұрын
I mean, I kinda get it. It's like when locals in a dangerous area tell tourists to not flash their cash or jewelry... but tourists do it anyway and then get robbed. Yes, the robbers are bad, but c'mon...
@philipprudek9537Ай бұрын
Logical
@kachi2000Ай бұрын
I mean , they ain't wrong 🤷, humans are too flashy.