Humans are Weird - Out of Joint & Titanium Obelisk | Humans are space Orcs | HFY | TFOS1016

[@vinyak123rohatgi]

When aliens are more concerned for our health than ourselves

[@russiaspyromaniac2423]

Your PFP matches this so well

[@michaelernst3731]

I can totally see an alien species freaking out about something like this especially if they have an exoskeleton

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@Sharkakaka]

I mean, it's concerning

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

I didn't quite understand what the injury was about,when I read "joint" I thought of cannabis...

[@michaelernst3731]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb He had popped a rib out of joint where your ribs meet your spinal column if one pops out it pinches on the nerve at that juncture causing severe pain not lethal yes very painful. And invertebrate like a grasshopper whereas a shell will not understand one an internal structure like human skeleton would be like, any disjointed segments of their shell could be lethal.

[@techstuff9198]

@@BrunoMaricFromZagreb Maybe you should reduce your consumption of mental* state altering substances, or the media pertaining to such practices. Edit: autocorrect does not believe in minds.

[@fungigp7692]

Ah xenos worrying over human injuries, good times!

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@komrade223]

Its so damn wholesome!

[@BrunoMaricFromZagreb]

I didn't quite understand what the injury was about,when I read "joint" I thought of cannabis...

[@punkabooiscool1111]

I got a pair of socks form the nanites. Did yeet something to get it tho. For the ALGORITHM

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@zeehero7280]

Equivalent Exchange, the foundation of nanite swarm science.

[@punkabooiscool1111]

@@zeehero7280 may have also filled one of the nanites with potato. Lul

[@matthewklestinski7030]

Good to see our Human Rangers are used to getting chiropractic care, and feel (justifiably) like they can just keep plowing through, finish the storm preparations, and then wait. Always good when the Xenos see us as preposterously strong and enduring. For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@Mr_Jester980]

Humans: *'Tis but a scratch* Xenos: *MOM, COME PICK ME UP! I'M SCARED!*

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@sherylcascadden4988]

Woo hoo! Betty Adams always makes my day!!

[@Monster_Ink]

OOF Laughed with the first one thought with the second one, really nice! With the rimes I could only think of the guy who wrote the Grinch who's name's spelling escapes me at the moment, but I really liked the style! For the algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@curiousangel6321]

Ouch I have had dislocated ribs before and do not know how anyone could just work through it. I got admitted to the ER because everyone thought I was having a heart attack and could barely walk let alone pick up anything over pound.

[@Crazylom]

Ehh, scottish

[@calvingreene90]

I have dislocated ribs as well and was not nearly as incapacitated.

[@Sharkakaka]

@@calvingreene90 it depends on the exact injury, a broken bone can be broken in many parts at the same time, also there is the pain tolerance question

[@dark_wolf1092]

I just too vicodin and advil when I separated a rib back in 2013.

[@ivorjawa]

First guy to break the sound barrier in level flight did it with broken ribs.

[@ihtfp01]

Corvids can talk. Wisely, they choose not to talk to humans...

[@veryangryduckpl2122]

All of us can talk. We just decide not to.

[@lpsjewel]

and they really like walnuts!

[@9LiveEmpire]

see the title "out of joint": and i was like yeah me too bro i'm out of joint....

[@kirkjones9639]

All he really needed was duck tape. Did you ever realize that duck tape is like the force? It has a dark side and a light side, and holds the universe together. Even fractured ribs.

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@simonmullett6884]

Nobody: Nanites: I require S O C K S

[@techstuff9198]

The constructed from fibre and have self replication program, unfortunately they've recognized socks as the only acceptable material for this process...

[@cognisant307]

Any injury is cause for concern if your body is made for flying, compared to us birds are built like F1 cars and compared to them we're built like tanks.

[@amorphoussolid8512]

I can understand them freaking out in the first one, sure, a bone is out of joint. Whatever, an incidental part of my job is burns. I don't care and I'm not special. You should see what we can cop and keep going. New holes, full thickness burns, broken bones, dislocations, chemical inhalation and venomous injection. I am writing this while consuming a substance known for destroying life on a cellular level, to relax. Wanna be friends?

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@mayonnaisewithbacon6099]

For the glory of the changing mind, that may read and be interpreted as oracle, diagram, and instructive predictor, we offer praise. May the Algorithm find us worthy, may our inputs be incorporated, and may our Reader be exalted for there service to our community. or in laymen's terms F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@paulsherman7802]

The cry is always, "Die free or live in chains!"

[@calvingreene90]

The xenos keep getting scale wrong when judging human injuries.

[@FedralBI]

For the hardheaded, and hard boned humans.

[@hollyferay8131]

That pain is a flicking big deal.

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm and the narrator.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@70bronzetheorist61]

Holy battle poem

[@felipemacedo4596]

for the agro rythm

[@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd]

XD i see what you did there :D

[@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd]

+ 1

[@AgroSquerril]

i aint got no rithm

[@elfeater1760]

For the "AGRORITHM "

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@TS-bj8my]

Good story.

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

Bless the Squerril

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@kylekrum8804]

The algorithm must be satiated.

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm

[@jeroylenkins1745]

The nanites made me an extra sock

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@Bonesaw4444]

Where is my algorithmic sock?

[@AgroSquerril]

dont know what you're talking bout govna

[@McSkumm]

Here I am watching the first one with my lower back aching like a bitch.

[@SergeyWaytov]

#2 is a sad story

[@genericuser984]

neat

[@AgroSquerril]

:)

[@SergeyWaytov]

#1 is funny

[@Monster_Ink]

oof barely made it time! XD

[@royalroses123]

#rd for the almighty algorithem

[@royalroses123]

*3rd

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@garthrogers2269]

For The Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@mr.r.r.o.b]

1st

[@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd]

i am early aswell

[@royalroses123]

@@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd lmao yea

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@stoneomountain2390]

Vir die Algoritmiese rokkel genot

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd]

second

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@IzukuMidoriya-br1wd]

@@AgroSquerril i was here 73 or 75 minutes before premiere XD

[@toxicstarfish6327]

🦟🦗🦟🦗 FTA 😼

[@merlinwizard1000]

113rd, 17 January 2024

[@russiaspyromaniac2423]

Last

[@AgroSquerril]

nice

[@arakheno4051]

F.S.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@jasonfifield499]

Out of joint was great, titanium obelisk was..... not.

[@carbonbeaker409]

Out of curiosity, why not?

[@jasonfifield499]

I listen for a story, not a poem. I'm just not into poetry.

[@carbonbeaker409]

@@jasonfifield499 ah, ok. Thanks for satisfying my curiosity!

[@CitizenValve]

The last verse of the poem makes no sense.

[@jimmycoyote74]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@WiredTurkey316]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@russiaspyromaniac2423]

For the algorithm