Humans, The Only Species Immune To Alien Mind Control | Best HFY Stories

[@StarboundHFY]

What other things might humans be immune to?

[@Crowbars357]

@@StarboundHFY sanity?

[@dokenboken5542]

Things reliant certain light wavelengths as we lack the ability to perceive some. (-immunity due to negative attribute) Things our immunity system beats. Things our our reason and intellect and will power can defeat. Things our technology can easily handle.

[@dokenboken5542]

I personally like the idea of finding an intelligent symbiotic life form on another planet that survives with a non intelligent creature finding humans as a far better symbiotic partner and becoming far, far stronger together.

[@Avragehardbassenjoyer]

Self care (we accelerated the climate change)

[@majinplaton]

most of poisinous plants aliens cant eat, some instant death poisons just getting the mhigh, SMOKING THE MOST DEADLY PLANT IN EXSISTENCE AND JUST GETTING CALM

[@themandalorian400]

The narrator did a great job with this one. Perfect for the story and perfectly read. Also needs a part 2

[@robinlondrow9263]

I agree. His voice is perfect for voice overs.

[@MrKelra]

its a stupid ai, not a narrator... How can there be any human beeing that don't recognizes this?

[@billbradley4878]

@@MrKelra Bruh, the first 10 seconds of the video shows the narrator. Did you think that guy was AI?

[@billbradley4878]

Would love a part 2 to this.

[@themandalorian400]

@@MrKelra this channel has human narrators. It's what sets them apart

[@KroMagnum4]

Never underestimate the trash bin of the Human mind.

[@neock]

now im wondering what she would see if she tried to invade a furry's mind lmao. she would be finished one way or another

[@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns]

Imagine they target the youth and get brain rot from skibidi toilet

[@KroMagnum4]

@@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns 🤣🤣

[@Jacy-dx6dx]

​@@Jaiden_Anime_Shuns oh no...

[@Middle_OfMay]

Ipad kids minds be like:

[@goodnightohsleeplessone]

So this is why humans evolved to notice and fear the uncanny

[@UnyieldingSpiritHFY]

hello

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

There's a story about a human diplomat encountering a species that triggers the uncanny valley and it being the first thing he's actually afraid of. It's pretty hilarious 😂 Edit: The name of the story is "The neccessity of a human ambassador" by u/Jodagon if anyone's interested.

[@goodnightohsleeplessone]

@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar oh yeah I’ve heard that one! It’s the best. If I remember correctly i couldn’t help but think it was like an elf, and they were making a dnd party

[@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar]

@@goodnightohsleeplessone With the dragon too, that kinda makes sense 😆

[@goodnightohsleeplessone]

@@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar it’s a Dragonborn

[@thinkingoutloud6741]

So thankful to listen to a real person’s voice

[@DumpsterFire3d]

The first ever T'au to ever land on Terra colorized Warhammer 40k

[@LupinGaius-ls1or]

This has some “A Call to Arms” vibes. There was a race they headed an alien coalition with mind reading powers, but human minds were so chaotic it drove them mad.

[@akseminole]

The centuries long war between The Weave and The Amplitur, was upset by the extremely warlike humans. Originally, the humans had no control over their instinctual telepathic response to the Amplitur’s mental “suggestions”, which would render an Amplitur comatose. However, the Amplitur genetically altered some humans in an effort to make them “suggestible”, which initially worked, but was later reversed by Weave scientists. The Damned Trilogy is written by Alan Dean Foster and I recommend this series, it’s also available on Audible, if you prefer to listen to your book rather than reading it. I’m not affiliated with any publisher or digital media, I simply really enjoy Alan Dean Foster’s work.

[@PythonPlusPlus]

Aliens: What are these humans thinking? Human: Shikanoko noko noko koshitan tan

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

Uuh, what?

[@KarlPHorse]

@@thelordofthelostbraincellshe said, “shikanoko Noko noko koshitan tan.”

[@thelordofthelostbraincells]

@@KarlPHorse what does that mean?

[@KarlPHorse]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells It means Shikanoko noko noko koshitan tan! No but seriously, I’m just messing with you. It’s a meme. Pretty popular in the Vtuber space right now with people remaking the original meme with different characters and Vtubers. The meme is just a girl dancing to a song that goes “shikanoko noko noko koshitan tan”, while frequently cutting to a deer watching with a WTF look on it’s face.

[@ManomiiFox]

@@thelordofthelostbraincells it's a anime song that became a meme.

[@SeedlingNL]

Reminds me of a (web) novel series.. two alien alliances fighting each other, one with the ability to read and control minds (their 'allies' being under their control), the other fighting against that. Then Earth is discovered, both sides show interest in enslaving/saving them... Things get interesting when the mindreaders get their hands on a human and when they try to access the human's mind, it either kills them outright, or they go insane or catatonic... (due to all humans having ludicrously powerful innate psychic defenses) Genetic experiments by the mindreaders to nullify humanity's mental shielding go... poorly... (as it wasn't a barrier meant to keep minds out, but to keep it contained within)

[@Seijo_kogeki]

Okay that sounds amazing, do you remember what it's called. I'd like to read it

[@Hair-Creature]

I would like to know also

[@davekendall5273]

Sounds like the Damned trilogy by Alan Dean Foster

[@outinthesticks1035]

​@@davekendall5273 kind of sounds like a plot that Allan Dean foster would come up with

[@MrThemelloman]

That sounds so interesting

[@crulius.pontanian]

I did a story where humans were immune to all telepathic powers, not because humans were amazing, but because our brains were too primitive.

[@rakido7388]

Wasn't there an episode of Stargate, where the Asgard realise that only humans are primitive and nuts enough to get the job done :-D

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

​@@rakido7388I roughly recall such a plot. Barely touched Stargate though, sadly.

[@meh3277]

@@rakido7388 Addon to Asgard. Fanfic out there that lists humanity as the only space worthy civ who reached the moon with chemical rockets instead of the safer ion drives all other races in 1000 galaxies used.

[@spartantraveler7251]

​@@rakido7388 something about the Replicators right?

[@StuartHollingsead]

Not exactly a HFY story.

[@mariomachadofilho]

Suffer not the xenos...

[@TheFirstMantoDie]

...to live!

[@HenshinFanatic]

Glory to the Emperor!

[@orctrihar]

For they are the weak and human the strong !

[@sawyerrichardson6077]

Praise be to the holy god emperor of mankind

[@cpt.spazmo]

None to keen on the mutant or the heretic either.

[@yuyaplays9311]

Definitely want a part 2 to this one. Let us see how the federation handles something they can not control.

[@guardiantko3220]

daaaaaaaaaaaamn a super recent vid posting. You and Guardbro are my favorite vocals to listen to reading these stories. hope to have more from you two. but also less AI stories from those like a few months ago. the writing style is VERY clear to tell what is, and isn't poorly generated content.

[@StarboundHFY]

thank you! we've put a big focus on producing high quality content recently and i'm glad you've noticed :)

[@leechowning2712]

I do not know Guardbro, but it is nice to find another channel that is not AI. As it stands, all I knew of was NetNarr and Agro Squirrel. The others were AI, and I always block those.

[@Crowbars357]

So are the Humans in this of the Warhammer variety, Starship Troopers variety, Hell Divers variety, or the Halo variety? (The Mass Effect variety is too soft)

[@mowermen1762]

I get way more Warhammer vibes than any of the others. I would even argue that Halo is too soft compared to Warhammer. (Halo didn’t really have earth at threat for most of the time.) I would argue that Starship troopers and Helldivers are also the same type.

[@Crowbars357]

@@mowermen1762 well, with Warhammer they would’ve just obliterated them after taking samples and some interrogations

[@getreal2977]

Definitely Warhammer as they have the very same sick, self destructive attitude. I am sure the makers of this and related channels are 40K junkies who indulge living out those 'humans, fuck yeah' wet dreams.

[@abyssstrider2547]

Warhammer humans pre warp collapse (also known, ironically as the dark ages were a lot like Halo humans or Mass effect humans) ( also, Mass effect humans aren't weak, have you heard of the first contact war? They had a conflict with Sarians, there is even a comic book about it somewhere online, it's pretty good.)

[@Crowbars357]

@@abyssstrider2547 oh I know. But not to the point of the more…. Enthusiastic xenocidal settings. that’s why I say the Mass Effect Humanity is too soft.

[@EdricLysharae]

Oh thank goodness, a non-AI, genuine narrator talented at his craft. Great reading!

[@LecherousLizard]

The "female" voice was painful to listen to though.

[@douglasperry8211]

Thank goodness indeed!

[@joemartin6078]

oh god, it's humanity if the military complex won... yeah, the xenos are screwed.

[@krowodom5719]

Noticed that as well

[@orctrihar]

It’s either that or just being screwed ourself too

[@Apollo34tg]

Warhammer in a nutshell

[@drewwar9344]

Good because the hippies can't protect us when the xenos

[@andrewdreasler428]

"...mow, allow us to give you gifts of our own..." That "ambassador" is going to get SPANKED1 (to put it is as politely as possible)

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

Sounds like how the Molotov Cocktail was named. A "drink" to go with "gifted bread"

[@luistigerfox]

Your voice is very distinctive. It carries a good weight. It also makes me want to hear you narrating the intro to Total Annihilation (1997)

[@kenlee5509]

Ah ha, heh! Well done, both writer and reader. Thank you once again.

[@quoriander]

I love the gravitas in his voice.

[@UnyieldingSpiritHFY]

hi

[@suzettewilliams1758]

Very cool, loving the rotation of readers.

[@tufelhunden5795]

That was a great story. I enjoyed the more gritty setting for the humans. I also liked the fact the aliens were going to try and enclave us. People forget any possible aliens are also likely the apex predators on their plants too.

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D narrator ‼️ 4 D author ❗ 4 D algorithm

[@Driretlan]

I'll say the reader that this channel had for a while was great and kept me in while the scene was flooded with AI. I've heard a couple of this guy's reads now and I'm a big fan. Please keep it up, and please consider some longer stories :)

[@assaulthetz]

Poor Aliens trying to Mindcontrol them only to see that the Human Mind has a lot of brainrot and Memes in them to cope at the battlefield to not go insane.

[@derisathartfelt]

there's a recent upload on this channel where human memes are actually a disease to aliens lol.

[@Ron-zr6se]

Coming with conquest on your mind and offering false gifts and enslavement only gains you the gift of death, destruction, pain and suffering and only ending in the long night of the grave.

[@bmac9936]

Some are comparing this world to various games. I’m getting a sense of the Harkonnen world of Giedi Prime

[@xostler]

Everything goes back to Dune it seems.

[@DH-.]

You should send some clips to hbo, paramount + or whatevers... Something might stick

[@markmaher4548]

Don't try & play mind games with a human, we're masters at it.

[@towelbasket]

especially the poker players.

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaa172]

Their mind control can’t handle “Skibidi toilet”

[@rossalbane7743]

That’s one hell of a grindset. David Goggins must’ve taken over the planet if that’s how they think

[@Skyblade12]

Fantastic listen, thank you.

[@StarboundHFY]

Thanks for listening!

[@Korvilon]

This story really embraced "The struggle is real".

[@LecherousLizard]

When your super power are Intrusive Thoughts, but your target already let their Intrusive Thoughts win:

[@burt591]

Maybe you can add a female reader to read the female parts, I think it would be an interesting touch that would improve the immersion a lot.

[@Gracee40]

Nice voice! I like hearing enunciation and changes in tone as the story is read. I love hearing an actual human voice!

[@kenawyn]

"Do not remember heroes. Do not speak their names. Remember my words, but do not speak my name. I have a vision of a Galaxy overrun by mankind from Core to rim. Of four hundred billion stars each enslaved to the rhythms of Earth’s day, Earth’s year. I have a vision of a trillion planets pulsing to the beat of a human heart. And I have a vision of a child. Who will grow up knowing neither family nor comfort. Who will not be distracted by the illusion of a long life. Who will know nothing but honor and duty. Who will die joyously for the sake of mankind. That is a hero. And I will never know her name. Always remember: a brief life burns brightly."

[@DATRules543]

I absolutely love this narrator! Thanks!

[@mattwylie6651]

Need a part 2

[@VapidVulpes]

Hell yeah dude, i like how you handled this reading!

[@teamidris]

Good story, nice narration.

[@StarboundHFY]

Glad you enjoyed it!

[@zeehero7280]

Monke Brain too crazy for alien intrusion.

[@HrLBolle]

so Terra, I wonder if it is Terra Prime (the planet we call earth), has become a facsimile of Coruscant

[@chrisgeddes26]

GREAT READ!!!

[@walterlyzohub8112]

“Factum magna” I would be pleasantly surprised if the author could do a part two.

[@HrLBolle]

this deserves to be expanded

[@robertescalante1154]

OMG! Awesome voice! great narration

[@DaisyCloverbee]

Quite good, well worth the listen, story and storyteller.

[@meh3277]

24:02 replace with sith code made perfect.

[@heathert5935]

Love it. I would love a part 2.

[@KBGazer]

I'm not hopeful for the future of these humans... or the rest of the galaxy.

[@mikoto7693]

I enjoyed this one. Well narrated and well written. I enjoyed it.

[@photomaster1]

Nice story, thank you ...

[@bluestonebest1893]

15:00 shapeshifter come into a dying world like 40K

[@patrickbicking4933]

This reader looks like he's about to sing "Chocolate Rain"

[@TheDovensian]

“Why would we want help? When we want Domination. We want suffering, death, destruction and hate. Because if we didn’t we’d simply be another realm under your control.”

[@bpgreg]

Great job of narrating. When are you doing your next Audible book?

[@kazemizu]

Never trust a free lunch

[@SmokeGrinder]

A fine story, with an excellent narration. Subscribing.

[@paintgurus3311]

is there a continuation of this story?

[@tonycrayford3893]

You have got a great voice sir.

[@StarboundHFY]

Thank you kindly!

[@a-blivvy-yus]

I'm amused that the reader for this story pronounced "weary" the way it's written, in spite of it obviously being "wary" that was intended in that line, while later in the story, "shifted" was read as "sifted" because that's the more correct word for the line. Perfect pick of narrator for this story, btw! I'm also a little disappointed by the obvious lack of an editor on your script. You've got "the site was overwhelming" when that should have been "sight", you've got "death throws" which should be "throes", and "an experience diplomat" where "experienced" was the correct word. There's even a hand shift error with "female" written as "fenake". -This message brought to you by an editor.

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

I would like to point out that these channels typically only narrate existing stories as they are. They don't typically write, nor edit their own.

[@whitehawk4099]

​@@TheRealAaronSmith This channel does actually narrate existing stories

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

@@whitehawk4099 sounds artificial to me, and I don't believe I've seen it listed under the human narrated channels. I could be mistaken.

[@whiteswanlilly4119]

Brilliant read.

[@Teardehawkee]

Fantastic story!

[@patrickdurham8393]

Love this narrator he's great

[@johnbalkin8223]

I enjoyed that. Would be trade the earth for the stars? Sadly I think so.

[@merlinathrawes746]

Somehow, I don't think the aliens are going to like Terra's "gifts" to them.

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

*eagle screeches* FREEDOM!

[@argeorunter9009]

Surprised there is still not a story about a RoboNany machine empire (Servitor machine) depicting the peculiarityes and extreme exigences an habitat made for humans needs to have to keep them happy and calm. An nanomachine se tienta array build to be caretakers of every form of life and talented buildes of hábitats and enviroments ends up becoming a large empire of resorte like planeta where organic life live in calm and heavenly like life styles, an machine empire respected by all the galaxy as an custodian and warden of life and a empire that alwais seek to reserve the life. This empire actually struggles while trying to take care of humans because their self destructive tendencys, their Highly challenging nature, the complex emotonal patterns and the Costs of simulate deathworld ecosistems in the hábitats. This fore che machine to generaste pseudo individualistc customized units that are bassically robo servants /nannys /entretainers to fulfill human desires and needs. (but the semi individualistc nature of these units is problematic as they te d to be as deviants as the humans they care)

[@silent0089]

Alien: What else on your mind- Human: Skibidi rizz fanum tax Ohio edge goon Alien: **Brain dead with a horrified expression**

[@timl8302]

so, um, the pollution killed all the farms. What did they eat? They lost humanity. They are dead.

[@towelbasket]

maybe the mince isn't made from livestock anymore...

[@corbangamer6961]

You should do a "war of the worlds" story "War of the worlds" by HG WELLS

[@SuScyberguy]

Story name?

[@Zminator1986]

Imperium of Terra? FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

[@HrLBolle]

8:42 not primitive but very cautious of any and all unproven communication in the depths of which advanced cyber war-fare elements could lay in hiding … like fragmentary and seemingly random code remnants that once transmitted awaken to mutated into a something akin to a logic bomb

[@al145]

This guy sounds like some actor and i can't for the life of me think of who. Maybe Keith David, a little, but there's someone else too and its driving me nuts

[@midknightreaper9789]

You can't mind control me, I don't use my mind

[@Cbabilon675]

Sounds like a story from warhammer, forty k.Preemperor😊😊

[@jeremiahfisher9033]

I don't understand why the story stopped when it first gets interesting

[@MrKraken312]

alien diplomat- It changes appearance to look similar to man,calm him and take control over his race. Uncanny Valley- i'm about to end this Man's Whole Career

[@Arlington0588]

40K intensifies

[@Briselance]

"Once-blue skies" Outch. 😖

[@marcusmeditation5289]

Like your work Keep it up

[@mattc.310]

If this alien has it, the hairs on the back of its neck would be prickling at the human's last words.

[@mothZapper]

space mind flayers

[@Gracee40]

Wait, that's all there was????😮

[@TheRealAaronSmith]

Legit. I have Bluetooth headphones and had to go make sure my phone in the other room wasn't dead or something weird going on with my connections lol

[@davidkelley1812]

Great vocal range

[@Sujad]

So this is what happened after X-Com won.

[@everythingisvibration]

Great Story…..

[@Darkwintre]

Oh damn!

[@johnnyrotten3175]

👏👏👏👏👏

[@Irishman1861]

Home girl Xenos ended up in the emperors or malcaldors lab

[@paulvidsmartin1041]

This Dude is way cool

[@lynneclark5313]

The loading doors opened while they were still in the air???

[@towelbasket]

in space*

[@Irishman1861]

Xenos jumped into 30k terra

[@KeinNiemand]

This humanity: Let's be xenophobic it's really in this year

[@AdamCHowell]

Whhat gifts? I need to know!

[@Clock_Man]

Aliens after turning into megan fox 2016 realizing their mistake after the human starts chasing them down:

[@hans2936]

Tbh calling earth Terra sucks and annoys me every time I hear it

[@StarboundHFY]

why?

[@Shadowlurkering]

Terra is a very old word and has been an alternate name for Earth for centuries, might predate the Roman empire.

[@JimbobpafcYT]

I like it. Reminds me of 40k

[@luistigerfox]

@@Shadowlurkering I think it even predates the word "Earth"

[@VelvetSanity]

Why *is* the most commonly used name for our planet a synonym for "dirt", anyway? :D (It's probably a synonym for dirt *because* it's what we call our planet, actually)

[@CorvusAlyse]

Wait. Is that it? Is there more?

[@valandil988]

Fanatic purifiers huh