Hunt Down The Freeman: ALL CUTSCENES MOVIE [FullHD]

[@DaFuqBoom]

Cutscenes is the best part of the game actually.

[@Yfr28]

that is depressing

[@protoversesigma]

Agreed

[@branescan]

And the half life series was never supposed to have cutscenes lol

[@Jancias]

this isnt a half life game lol

[@branescan]

JanKaszanka It's based on the series and steals a lot of its content.

[@herobluewarrior]

The "Hero?! You're talking to a villain my dear." Line actually hurts my soul

[@3Guys1Video]

Reserve trench Jesus...it’s parody

[@Linus_Ohman]

@@3Guys1Video But it's not

[@3Guys1Video]

Linus Öhman and that’s the sad thing

[@blondeboi2132]

That sounds like tumblr or whattpad

[@tlayor9832]

OW THE EDGE, this game is just bootleg mgsv

[@PreeSpunky]

How to fix Mitchell's motivation: 1. Don't have his brother be dragged away at a young age. 2. Have his brother be Mitchell's anchor throughout their troubled lives; they join the Army together at 18. 3. When Mitchell and his brother work their way up the ranks and join special forces, he develops a deep sense of comradery with his squad. 4. In the attack on Black Mesa, Gordon kills both Mitchell's squad and brother out of self defense and beats Mitchell to a pulp (assuming Mitchell's rage got him the upper hand to that point and Gordon had to resort to melee measures to subdue him). 5. Congrats, you now have a semi-decent character motivation!

[@The-Fog-of-War]

Except Adrian canonically can't die

[@jamesstuart3536]

@@The-Fog-of-War or just have the brother to be someone else.

[@silverus3617]

@@jamesstuart3536 or just have Adrian be the protagonist

[@megalosergamer4480]

Btw Mitchell is an US marine

[@artemorekhov8040]

But no, let's make Mitchell more concerned about having his face fucked up.

[@MrSomebodyStrange]

I'm genuinely glad this game exists. It's like Star Wars: Holiday Special of the Half-Life franchise

[@Stongg]

its a failed game

[@louiebinousky3699]

Kid of accurate way to look at it, honestly.

[@PouLS]

Except it's unofficial

[@Mr_MacMiller]

It's an unofficial failed game that is an embarrassment to all Half Life Mods on steam

[@fdsajfldaskjf]

@@Mr_MacMiller Same can be said about the holiday special though. I say it's a fair comparison.

[@Remington-wl7jp]

I feel bad because you can tell the creator wanted this to be a really unique game but it just didn't work out.

[@arlaghdoth4434]

Tbh the voice acting + gameplay is fucked up, the writing on dialogue is quite decent. But the writing on the main plot, not so much.

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Berkan has no idea how to be a game director, obviously. He even kept the builds of HDTF on his own PC, while nobody on the team knew what was going on.

[@kraftytactician5529]

@@arlaghdoth4434 Ehh.. the dialogue provides no relevance to the characters, neither to advance the plot.

[@dudeonlygamingandotherstuf7791]

This was supposed to be a movie at some stage.

[@blondeboi2132]

It's not unique lol, it "borrows" a lot from Metal Gear

[@Nottyastro]

All the mic qualities are different. It's really distracting.

[@ISAAC607]

Astronotty They are trying to distract you from how shit this is

[@Nottyastro]

Isaac Well it isn't working because it just makes it shittier.

[@theodentherenewed4785]

Yeah, normally, if you voice a game, everybody has to record their part in the same studio and speak to the same mic. They did some sound mixing, but you can't fix it if there was no professional recording. Good spot and pretty amateurish on their part.

[@selvbilde253]

10:03 “My mother is dead?” Best part of this game.

[@goldenirets8930]

Connected_Runner MOMMA IS DYED?

[@Trizziewix]

Totally gonna ignore pickleboy? XD

[@MrTopHat42]

He mic squirmed

[@Aerodeth]

And they have the audacity to kill him and Colonel Cue not only prematurely, but OFFSCREEN TOO?!

[@spooky882]

My mother is dįĭæđ?!

[@creeperman26000]

I love how Mitchell goes from soldier who has shit go horribly wrong to master edgelord talking about enslaving children in the span of 3 years.

[@jesusislord7772]

creeperman26000 you do realize satan is a big fat liar right ?

[@mistahtpowah4140]

I mean he wasn't an upright person plus he saw his actions through a warped perception.

[@zorex.]

plus his faced was fucked up

[@dabniel8177]

Yeah, hes a bad copy of Big Boss. At least BB has good motivations and semi-decent personality.

[@jovanaavramovic2485]

Borris: the children are enslaved Big mitch: G O O D

[@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook]

"Looukh at what we gouuht bouuis, a black houpps and a mahreeene, hoorah." Whoever did the voice acting for Que, deserves a gold medal.

[@noahmeserve4720]

I love that whole section honestly, he makes our lives better

[@noahmeserve4720]

Thhaats wrighht, whhhe doo hhavee a plhhan, wee'll rhung awhhay

[@mako4134]

I’m dying

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@noahmeserve4720 Sumbodes Godda gut past those zambeez, reech the cuntroll rum and actuvayte the trayn!

[@melliethesupergoomba9417]

*Is shot with multiple .357 rounds* *Reacts with slightly discomforted moans*

[@m4gmaroni]

Mellie The Super Goomba Nah, he’s just having an orgasm.

[@abandonedlmao9433]

@@m4gmaroni fuck You motivated rule 34

[@JackJQC]

He didn’t have permission to die yet

[@art07091]

Dude was shot with an S&5 .500, how the fuck is there not a massive hole where his chest used to be? lmao

[@kirillassasin]

*Mitch I can explain*

[@Bebe-fq8yb]

Top three best parts 3. G man ‘Black Mesa’ 2. All of Pyrocynical 1. WWWWWHHHHAAAAAAAAATTT IS UPP AMERICA, I’M YOUR HOST THE PRESIDENT

[@waccyy]

4. You fukd up ma fac

[@osiria391]

Cedjed16 *u fukd uwp mah faec* -Big Mitch

[@waccyy]

FyreAndEis Metal Gear Solid: Big Mitch trilogy

[@osiria391]

Cedjed16 u heav mah persimmon 2 dye

[@dankbeardo2012]

ma motha deaa...?

[@scurvy-dave-4219]

Metal Gear Mesa: The Phantom Freeman

[@MarioGenerations]

Papa B or “messa” as gman says

[@BrickFighter13]

Hideo Kojima is in the special thanks of the credits

[@noahmeserve4720]

I made a similar post on a different hdtf vid, it was something like: "Metal Gear Solid 6: Permission to Die"

[@enriquethegerbil1526]

"My mother is dead?" Best line in the whole game 10/10.

[@greatemuwarveteran7155]

Your wrong *"You fucked up my face"*

[@Bluemantopvids]

@@greatemuwarveteran7155 actually you’re wrong. You spelt it wrong so you’re wrong

[@world9870]

Honestly pyro's character should've had more screentime. Shit would be hilarious with his voice acting.

[@kraftytactician5529]

"Keemstar" President sounds like he's cool with surrendering to the Combine, his tone should be of sadness and regret.

[@grahamcarpenter5135]

Dude, do you know how much of an asshole Keemstar is IRL? He'd be happy to sell humanity out to the Combine, lol.

[@Mixonpl]

Longest intro to a SFM porn movie ever.

[@MrNuclearturtle]

Was half expecting a "sound Compilation" by the end

[@berrthealolanvulpix3578]

The Mixon imagine all the time he wasted on this garbage, when he coulda used it to make glorious porn.... what a waste...

[@Janfon1]

Putty As in movies? Hell yeah, half-hour stuff.

[@bulletdoger82]

I'm surprised there was no gay porn

[@moahammad1mohammad]

I was expecting rainbow dash to appear at the end with a long dick and start fucking Mitchell while Nick fucks Futa Widowmaker.

[@brandonaumiller3997]

“We don’t OWN anything nick... we just borrowed it... even the game assets”

[@minh3264]

bought*

[@HumanGrunt]

@@minh3264 if that's what you call stealing

[@danitho]

@@HumanGrunt No....if they bought the rights to the game assets and the right license...that's called buying. That's like saying Disney stole Marvel.

[@HumanGrunt]

@@danitho the thing is, they didnt buy them

[@danitho]

​@@HumanGrunt Yes, they did. Or do you have proof that the creators were sued for using stolen assets?

[@DatWittyName]

"It's not a curse, you made a deal with the Devil. Here, you have it." Almost Shakespearean

[@jesusislord7772]

DatWittyName the devil is a liar

[@charlieharrington9555]

Just speaking verbosely doesn’t make it Shakespearean, that just makes it pretentious

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@charlieharrington9555 Irony.

[@charlieharrington9555]

@@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292 except I never claimed to be “Shakespearean”, so I’m not being pretentious

[@yourewallsareveryconvenien8292]

@@charlieharrington9555 Still irony.

[@strayeddm2882]

9:14 *t h a t s w h e r e y o u r e w r o n g k i d d o*

[@rsdillbot3646]

He says that to the person with long white hair

[@Potaogirl-qm3ys]

Says the kid with the sharpie moustache

[@headless_headlines4921]

Some things that show that “Gordon” wasn’t actually Gordon Freeman were that: A) Gordon almost never wears a helmet. B) Gordon wouldn’t have beat Mitchell with a crowbar, he would’ve simply killed him (he also wouldn’t have dragged him across the floor). Edit: I also just realized: Wasn’t the ocean depleted in Half Life 2? If so, then why and how do they have a boat?

[@Misty25939]

Yeah, what was the deal with that helmet?

[@headless_headlines4921]

Boxy Brown yeah, I’m actually a bit shocked that anyone could’ve thought that was Freeman. I mean, when in any of the Half Life games do we see him wear a helmet?

[@bleach4052]

This game is shit

[@headless_headlines4921]

Lucas Macías that makes a bit more sense, still kind of cheap to bait customers like that.

[@artemorekhov8040]

Not to mention that the section of Black Mesa in this game was completely foreign and absent from the main Half-Life games, so there was no way the attacker could have been Freeman.

[@TalkyMikey]

Alright, who thought hiring Pyrocynical for voice acting would be great idea?

[@billhodges7835]

dante siski they did?

[@crazyboybastian09]

I honestly think he was taking the piss in his voice line

[@TalkyMikey]

12:15

[@billhodges7835]

dante siski they got ihe too, money's one hell of a drug

[@artemzikol4160]

P Y R O I S M Y C I T Y

[@unclesammypoo3094]

The poor man's Phantom Pain

[@mintkit1064]

But Phantom Pain is the poor man's Phantom Pain

[@azurebookllet9216]

Even better when other people thought the same thing and acted accordingly: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pavPqHh4Z955gq8 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nGiZaoiega5on5Y

[@someguy4258]

Punished Bitchell

[@SilentPhoenix199]

Two month's late, but I think this goes a little bit beyond being poor man's Phantom Pain. This is like Diet GT Cola Phantom Pain.

[@sharfufu]

Phantom pain is the poor man’s metal gear

[@Neo2266.]

Developer: So how did the game do? what are the steam reviews saying 12:19

[@buddy5196]

“Everybody prepare for refund You’re gonna suspend the Twitter account MOVE MOVE MOVE!”

[@giovannygutierrez4930]

I got an ad😤

[@supereldinho]

12:20-12:23 Sums up my feelings after they just announced a sequel to this gem.

[@abgmuhdfarmeezulterminator8865]

@Jorge Gomez nah,the one he heard was just a joke actually

[@XelaPilled]

They should have scratched the game and just put all efforts into a fan-film based entirely in SFM. Rework the entire script, get actors that aren't just big KZbinrs, and have general quality control, and this would have been amazing. The only thing holding it back is that it's a game, this should have been an hour and a half movie. The story has potential and the animators are amazing.

[@ISAAC607]

Lizerd no

[@procyon6370]

That's exactly what they were gonna do but berkan fucked it up

[@west3783]

True

[@mushi3120]

Lowkey the voice acting was funny at some moments 😭😭😭

[@Timasix]

Yeah.. the animators.. who ripped out the most of animations from l4d2..

[@SuperFist915]

a hideo kojima game™

[@jon4134]

*a Konami game

[@fulldisclosureiamamonster2786]

「 OKAY 」 A Kojima game starring Tommy Wiseau would be a hundred times better.

[@VoytekPavlik]

SuperFist915 my face shot in thumbnail

[@VoytekPavlik]

「 OKAY 」 leave my uncle, Tommy out of this

[@scruffums123]

Fun fact: Hideo Kojima is actually in the credits under "Special Thanks" lol.

[@xXxKAMIKAZExXx]

8:20 that voice crack though.

[@ethanstapley7018]

Thanks for pointing that out lad.

[@metalnameless2005]

dEAl

[@G-741-S]

@@metalnameless2005 he's like phrasing "ideal" without the "i"

[@fatelyre]

Alex reviewed so many bad movies he lived to be a part of one.

[@cjv8522]

Ayy lmao

[@thebicameralmonk359]

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain

[@Clarity_Control]

Natorix Fucking brilliant

[@brickfighter1320]

And Pyro has talked about some bad games,now he has the experience of being in one

[@TimpanKanava]

To be honest the story in this one could actually be good if some stuff was fixed

[@demongrenade2748]

See, this would have been a whole lot better if it had nothing to do with Gordon freeman. If it was just a HECU marine's story about surviving the Black Mesa incident and the 7 hour war that would have been much better from a narrative perspective. No need to involve freeman, or the G-man, or any key half life characters. Just a side story in the half-life universe. Game still would have been shit though.

[@seandennis8911]

I'm not entirely convinced this isn't just some weird fever dream

[@stu1701E]

Clearly there's *some* talent in the SFM animation team for this mod. With a script overhaul and better voice acting it's a passable fan film. As it is, the variable quality of the voice acting is made harder to ignore by weak sound design/mixing/environmental effects.

[@BachBreaker8]

Yup. There was indeed some talent involved in this mod, problem is it was all wasted. With better management this could actually have been decent.

[@yeff2360]

The casting is very weird.

[@stu1701E]

No doubt KZbin "stars" were cheaper than actual actors.

[@yeff2360]

Century22 It depends. Having talked to people who know people I know that some of these people get paid like 7-10 and even up to 20k for sponsorships(Generally those high paying contracts will be for multiple videos). KZbinrs are probably more expensive than actual actors.

[@stu1701E]

ColdJam Shocking if true.

[@powersteeringfluidaddict]

My mother is DEAAAAAD?!? 10/10 acting

[@realtyrannosaurusallen]

My franchise is dead?!

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

If your franchise was alive I’d be proud of you son

[@da_real_ivanpan]

Seeing this comment after Half-Life Alyx announcement...

[@thevengefulone57]

This aged like milk in the desert.

[@Chugway1138]

It WAS dead, but now it has come back to life!

[@Cysco8575]

@@Chugway1138 Half Life: Good news! We're not dying, we are going to live forever! Valve: I didn't say that, i say you have a spin off game for the moment.

[@rhenvao2844]

Where the hell was Adam running in the end? They were on a ship in the middle of the ocean. You can only run so far.

[@ethanstapley7018]

Thank you for that great observation. It makes that scene so much funnier!

[@yusuf_kizilkaya]

well, just standing there to be killed is not a better option

[@megalosergamer4480]

@@yusuf_kizilkaya correct

[@jinx1987]

Lifeboat?

[@kalibalsaeid9137]

i honestly can appreciate how hard the team tried. the cutscenes being inspired from MSGV and all. maybe the whole thing sucked, but i like the mindset

[@YVNG.NE0N]

everyone: You can't just steal assets, slap them together and call it a game! Frank: 9:15

[@mortensrensen9041]

"Huh? Hold my beer!"

[@deadjuice3745]

lol

[@leon30517]

Richard Magenta lmaooo

[@AgrimarYT]

I think that character was made just for that line.

[@minh3264]

your mum's dead?@@mortensrensen9041

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

G-Man's voice actor wasn't actually that bad, but he's trying too hard. The breathing sorta bothers me. Although the pronunciation of Mesa.. ugh.

[@NitroDubzzz]

no he's fucking horrendous. That was TERRIBLE

[@2987ms]

I think the voice was good, but the writing was not. He sounded pretty close to GMAN, but his lines were mostly nothing like what GMAN would say, and the ones that were just copied directly from the Half-Life games.

[@nemoguy]

Black messa

[@zoedorrahm]

I mean considering the G-Man is possibly an alien with a weird way of talking, him mispronouncing a few words doesn't sound too out there. And yeah, I agree the voice acting was good, but the lines weren't.

[@user-rp8xf7cf8m]

Major League Swag Out No.

[@xaros1466]

Black Messa

[@joaquinfernandez3977]

The Cereal Guy black messá

[@mateusfolletto6142]

Isn't Mesa a Portuguese word that means table/board? Like The Black Board, because it's a company with CEO and board directors and shit?

[@link_legend819]

East black mesia

[@Jose-kb6nc]

WHER'S GORDUHN

[@Alex-ne5wb]

Mateus Folletto Mesa means Table in Spanish.

[@BrickFighter13]

12:16 "The Aliens are coming, we've been compromised"

[@kingfish114]

Ohhh carnal… we are so fucked

[@PurplePineappleChannel]

10:05 That's literally a line from fucking Shrek.

[@twinzzlers]

Oh my god.

[@meleemastermaa1449]

10:02 "My mother's dead?!" That's the best line

[@thedumbwaffleman6204]

No its every line Pyrocynicial says. Its so bad its funny.

[@meleemastermaa1449]

The "We are so fucked" is pretty funny. It sounds like something he would edit himself on his videos.

[@Belicure]

My mother’s deyyiiid!?

[@drfrz8846]

Hunt Down Your Refund

[@MondySpartan]

Hunt Down the Cash

[@drfrz8846]

TehMondasianSpartan Hunt Down the Profits

[@ghostbeats3214]

Morgan Kendrick rose up men

[@ZaniteKnuckles]

You lied to me. You scammed me. You abused me. You fucked up my wallet. And now... You have my permission to be refunded.

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Berkan has our permission to die for making autists look like villains.

[@GEARscience]

16:12, writers pat themselves on the back for their naming of the main character.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

GEARscience Ugh that whole bit was some of the most blatant self felating I've ever seen.

[@Average_K]

A name with many meemings

[@GEARscience]

Jovan Erlando Yeah, for sure. Though, to be fair, Valve does kind of show off Freeman's name, but it feels a lot less hacked than this.

[@GEARscience]

I was mostly referring to the fact that Valve does point out their clever name when some of the NPCs call him "The One Free Man". It's just a lot more subtle and works better, though.

[@hasnm.9699]

GEARscience 8

[@TheStrikeofGod]

18:05 But...you were just pissed at him for "being cursed" Then a few minutes later, the ship is attacked, and the captain is torn in half, lands in front of you, and tells you he made a deal with the devil, then dies. WHY ARE YOU OK WITH THE FACT HE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL, LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN BEING CURSED.

[@Cathedralist]

10:05 - pretty sure this line was taken from Lord Farquaad

[@NoriMori1992]

HEX Lol my thoughts exactly!

[@3Guys1Video]

It was straight out of shrek

[@Chugway1138]

Wow. They even copied from Shrek, of all things.

[@struggleryoutube]

This game should have been like 5 bucks. It's a Story Driven Community mod. I only give props to the SFM animators and soundtrack developers.

[@thedumbwaffleman6204]

Actually it should be free.

[@blu_wraith6693]

10:25 you only came for this, fully admit it

[@sargeantBones]

Blu_Wraith Oh no. Is that who i think it is. I guess that explains why the world is in such a state.

[@blu_wraith6693]

Yuuuuuupppppppp

[@Everik-ct6pg]

Actually, I came for this: 47:49

[@blu_wraith6693]

you know that's an equally legitimate reason to come here as well

[@TAELSDOLL]

ᴍᴇᴛᴀʟʟɪx *B L A C K M E S A*

[@HighSkiez]

You can tell in these cut scenes that a good game is trying to break through. I feel like if they just gave it a bit more time, we could’ve had something special.

[@ItsBlackFang]

22:24 "That's the bawance"

[@Knapperoni]

I made an inhuman noise after reading this lmao

[@annien7831]

Hunt down the Elmer fudd

[@avnub66]

The main character's skin looks like fucking sandpaper when exposed to light. Too much detail, they probably spent more time on the pores than the game itself. Now that I think of it the models in this game are all really inconsistent. Some have sandpaper skin (Mitchell), some look like TF2 characters (the blonde girl and Colonel Q), some look like they're melting plastic (Captain Roosevelt), some sort of look like actual Half-Life characters (though they most likely have stolen assets), and some look like they're from the cutscene of a PC game from the late 90s (Boris).

[@enby_kensei]

That's how you can tell the main character is a self-insert OC lmao

[@thedragonknightlord2732]

WAIT HE DOES LOOK LIKE SANDPAPER-

[@artemorekhov8040]

How to be employed by G-Man: Be edgy.

[@fireassassin1688]

The sad music during alot of these scenes makes this ten times funnier

[@MadmanEpic]

I love how like 70% of the actors are very clearly aware of how hilariously bad the entire game is and are just laughing

[@thevideosinc]

MadmanEpic they're all youtubers and casting call club user's

[@sneedclavehere8918]

Not really, they're just that bad

[@ISAAC607]

Doom Guy nah, P man was definitely fucking with them

[@majorasdude7728]

13:47 favourite cutscene in the entire game

[@afungai1649]

wOOOOAhh

[@Pinnaporaptor]

Mick isn't even doing the edgy guy voice for most of it, the mic quality is constantly changing, it's a masterpiece

[@ignignoktthemooninite3679]

*favorite

[@Daveaintreal]

​@@ignignoktthemooninite3679People in other countries spell it differently.

[@monmonstartv5159]

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

[@MrSinfold]

WHY IS VALVE OKAY WITH THIS

[@fastestdino2]

It's all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[@neru_pehut]

Because you fucked up my face....sorry I had to.

[@Janfon1]

AESTHETECORP. They get around 33% of the profit of each purchase or something

[@vsevolodd391]

How game creator Gabe Newell - long dead, how bussinessman - Better and better.

[@ProjectASkate]

The real question here is? Does VALVE even care? they're focused on making *artifact* .

[@SocialTag]

13:48 that's the worst voice acting on eartg

[@gantz22ify]

47:42 is worse.

[@metalnameless2005]

I cringed hard

[@Freedomlander_101]

47:37 Perhaps the most hilarious cutscene ever. At least for me, it made laugh to death!

[@FookMi69]

They tried so hard to make it badass, but the execution failed miserably in the most hilarious way possible

[@FusionArmorX]

47:49 Let's admit it... This is the part you're all here for.

[@accountdisbanded]

You fucked up my face.

[@HazerV2]

He fucked up his face.

[@dragroch5536]

No, we're here for 52:14

[@lijisylvester]

My reaction playing this "game" 44:25

[@dumbmelzan5186]

Keemstar as President, Pyrocynical as Soldier, Stolen Assets.. Kms.

[@waccyy]

IHE as Solder, Cyr as the antagonist

[@TheMammalizerOLD]

I've seen 90s arcade games with better voice acting

[@Anex952]

a pretentious douchebag what is a man? A miserable pile of secrets, enough talk have at you!!!!!

[@ketrub]

a pretentious douchebag oh no they are criticizing ur favourite youtubers!!!!

[@JT044-iz1cv]

I've seen Atari games with better graphics than this.

[@RushValentine]

SUFFER LIKE G DID.

[@hernanipereira]

i have seen porns with better voice acting then this :D

[@someguy2302]

So much potential. So much effort. So many talented people. Why must paid mods be worse than the free ones (like Human Error)

[@raging_azzhole3672]

Cuz the free ones are just made by fun people with fun in mind

[@QuincySeagull]

“THE ALIENS ARE COMING! WE’VE BEEN COMPROMISED!” The way pyrocynical delivered that line just makes me laugh every time

[@brominete9]

It’s just a beauty my g. It’s so beautiful

[@rancidreducer584]

"That's where you're wrong, kiddo" - kid with the worst southern accent ever conceived

[@jaysillynx3190]

5:29 Is that IHE? (I Hate Everything) 12:19 And is that...Pyrocynical??? How did all these people end up in this fucking game??

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

Let's not forget that Keemstar voiced the President.

[@object4124]

5:29 No, that's Alex Bolton, as stated in the credits.

[@ProfessorHeavy1]

Yes, that's.. pretty much him. The name issue may be either a typo or an assumed name.

[@object4124]

slimeball supreme His real name is Alex Beltman. The credits misspelled his name and I pointed it out as a joke. Goddamn, I should stop telling jokes online. I'm bad at telling jokes, people always seem to think I'm serious.

[@christiancomeaux1749]

Jace Sillynx Ricepirate plays Mitchell, surprised nobody has pointed that out

[@MenderSlen579]

I fuking love ya man Saved me 25 bucks

[@branescan]

SHARD THE FOX you clearly dont know how currency works lol

[@emmirose6449]

If you think thats a llitle bit too much, here in argentina is like $279,99

[@НикитаЗахаров-у1р]

Russia, $10.

[@thomasc9248]

Shitsuren why?

[@emmirose6449]

Thomas C it's hard to explain it but basically our money worth nothing

[@andrzejdziedzic7511]

6:16 dramatic hand shake with left fucking hands lol

[@marvinchu765]

I don’t really get it . This game is total masterpiece, in fact it is one of the greatest gaming phenomena in our generation. With breathtaking voice acting from KZbin stars( especially Memestar the gnome) and groundbreaking gameplay , this is my pick for Game of the Year 2018

[@janusceasar7851]

Hahahahaha...wait, is that a joke?

[@serdarsertel6727]

@@janusceasar7851 r/woosh

[@janusceasar7851]

@@serdarsertel6727 Man, I love irony.

[@dismatledpatty3076]

Serdar Sertel r/woooosh

[@RabbitConfirmed]

This game gave me cancer.

[@armorfrogentertainment]

The guy playing Sergeant Mitchell is an actual decent voice actor. He seems out of place next to a bunch of KZbinrs reciting meme-quality dialogue.

[@armorfrogentertainment]

@Screaming Soldier apparently he's voiced in RWBY, SAO, and JoJo since doing HdtF. I'm glad that he's getting work. He was the only good thing about this disaster of a game. 😆

[@tenkyu778]

@@armorfrogentertainment but the lines that they gave him was pretty cringe worthy and as the *Game* if I can even call it that progress he sounds like Duke nukem

[@amongusisbad508]

@@armorfrogentertainment He also voices the feline/bird edgelord thing in that stupid Hazbin Hotel show.

[@pathetic_girl]

@@amongusisbad508 “stupid hazbin hotel show”

[@amongusisbad508]

@@pathetic_girl Yeah, “stupid Hazbin Hotel show”.

[@meanjojo2120]

47:40 Stellar voice acting, you could really feel the pain in his voice. It totally didn't feel like he was acting.

[@Hex.Decimal]

I can't take IHE playing a character, he needs to end his voice acting career here, he can't actually think he can be taken seriously when he sounds exactly the same, all I see when I look at his character is "this is the guy that talked about cool cat for like two hours"

[@nickbrowning3270]

I like how they used his full name in the end credits

[@Red_Bl4ze]

Turns out he did have very crappy direction

[@williamcool3560]

Or at the very least, have him play a character who's faithful to his persona, like a snarky comms officer.

[@nickbrowning3270]

night owl shut

[@mrtannzr]

It's more the direction than anything else. They basically said, "Hey say these lines." and he did.

[@mercury5003]

So hang on, when gman said that Adam was the one who lied to Mitchell, Thats technically false. Mitchell didnt even know who Gordon freeman was until Gman had told him who he was. And that's misleading because the guy crow-baring him in the beginning was never Gordon in the first place

[@NoriMori1992]

Ghostly Wow, I never even realized that. So now G-Man's just straight-up gaslighting him.

[@tlayor9832]

Holy shit its the president

[@christianvincentcostanilla8428]

Adam is the bad guy

[@Deagnetic]

The Marines are wearing Army camo

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Dog They're also wearing Army camo that didn't exist yet. This game takes place in the late 90's-early 2000's, that pattern didn't come into service until 2005, 2006.

[@oi6915]

@@sirpepeofhousekek6741 And it wouldn't have been able to come as well, considering the army dies around 2000

[@strayeddm2882]

This had such an opportunity to make it a good game. Mismanagement kills.

[@brickman1360]

the worst thing is everyone in the comments are from Russia and keemstar was the president of the united states.

[@chemp1k]

Alex Ash and Russian ppl here just to say thx for a work author done. Worst thing huh, worst thing is that ur live position is based on stereotypes and politics, am I right? U haven't even talked to Russian even once do you?

[@kapchonka5128]

Alex Ash he is from Latvia mate

[@hamsterultraviolence6723]

Xenophobia is one of the society cancer.

[@user-ik4nc8ob8h]

Brickman C well да

[@brickman1360]

O O F get triggerd boi

[@TalkernateHistory]

You have my permission to die? Is this guy taking lines from Bane?

[@wintermanthenforcer]

The guy in the ending cutscene sounds more like he's having sex rather than moaning and dying.

[@thedumbwaffleman6204]

How do you know? Maybe they got the audio from a Russian porno.

[@respiarbec1249]

These cutscenes are WAY too good for the game they're in

[@zephyr8072]

President Keemstar being so immensely stupid that he promises insurrection in his own surrender broadcast that his conquerors would absolutely be listening to is both hilarious and fitting.

[@thegarboarto]

13:55 oof that mic quality

[@MrSinfold]

jesus christ it's bad LMAO OMFG THIS GAME IT'S LIKE TROLL 2 OF VIDEO GAMES HOLY SHIIIIIIIT

[@codythompson9973]

Chris Hansen He looks like he is from Half Life 1 as well.

[@TheKubikdubikChannel]

Even worse, he looks like someone slapped spaghetti onto his forehead.

[@enfrahg]

HAEF TH GAES IN THE PANET R STECK NSEID

[@FrameRater]

Is that a KZbinr or one of the developers? I don't know how a KZbinr with that quality could get noticed, let alone tolerated. He sounds like he would be a furry. He just... he has that lack of confidence in his voice that tells me he's a furry.

[@KamskyHuskyKamilPiasecki]

30:44 Why is the voice actor for Mitchell trying so hard to sound like Kazuhira Miller?

[@HoneyMochi]

I think he did alright.

[@Kolswarzeranpraller]

Well... Anyone can give up his fight by lay down arms youknow

[@STuffSuperRandom]

Because this is literally a horrible fuse of HL and MGS, duh

[@cyrowastaken3008]

Probably the directors fault lol

[@drowsy_spectre]

"MItchell Shephard" Oh my god....

[@TheBreakingBenny]

Her name is actually "Michelle Shephard", Mitchell is in hindsight a woman who got fed up with her gender and wanted to swap it.

[@NoriMori1992]

TheBreakingBenny Even though this is a totally crack theory based on a troll Steam tag, I kinda dig it.

[@Tuxflop]

*You lied to me* *You betrayed me* *You used me* *YOU **47:50**ED UP MY FACE*

[@sirpepeofhousekek6741]

Colin P. You betrayed me you're not good, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheEeEeEep.

[@obblivionkr]

Turn on captions. “Bitch please”

[@Magicw1zrd]

Tuxflop Nick’s grunts of pain are unconvincing

[@greatemuwarveteran7155]

*Gunshot to the stomach* MMMmmm~~

[@kirill9064]

@@obblivionkr [ __ ] please

[@theapologist6717]

True story: IHE: Hey man make sure you don't pay me yeah? I'm fine with being left off the payroll You sure? Why is that? IHE: I think you've got enough on your plate man

[@NoriMori1992]

A Fish Out Of Water Pyrocynical actually did turn down payment.

[@entrylevelhipstertrash9456]

There's fragments of good stuff here and there, but what's needed is nothing less than an entire overhaul

[@TeamMutuallyAssuredDestruction]

some random things i noticed while rewatching these: why does colonel cue get upset after adam says that the combine aren't stupid, but doesn't when nick says the same thing seconds earlier? nick calls lt. harvey "sgt harvey" boston joe disappears for no reason

[@bigbad75_YT]

Good Riddance

[@thisisawsome34253212]

PYROCYNICAL! 12:14 28:00

[@igororekhov2693]

Guess his character made it to Avalon Vale after all.

[@saddogofwisdom8103]

I lost it at the “Aye, aye captain.”

[@voodoo2006]

the amount of times pyrocynical makes fun of himself with this is hilarious

[@CastledCard]

Any scene with Colonel Cue is immediately the best

[@NessieNep]

These cutscenes are really well animated. Imagine if these were in Underhell with the much better(imho) writing, acting and pacing of Underhell.

[@ViolentValentine]

WretchedChild88 fun thing is that Underhell didn't even NEED Source Filmmaker for all cutscenes that the mod has at the moment. SFM wasn't even available back when Underhell was in early works.

[@NessieNep]

Exactly.

[@commandertorres]

Its ironic how even the acting in underhell got a reaction out of me. Even if it wasnt oscar worthy, I did feel something for the characters.

[@NessieNep]

+Jovan Erlando, That's not even a contest imho. XD

[@commenter_HIMIK-MAN]

So let me get this straight. Mitchel had a fuckng bleached mullet while serving in HECU? Man, that's some anime shit. Except in an anime that would be his natural hair color thus it would not feel this weird. Also, those bullshit twists from the end are amazing. They're so stupid. I fucking love them. This is the best this game has to offer. Don't buy this.

[@eyemcarson]

10:03 "MY mothers deAD?" Lol

[@milesium-487]

If Hunt Down The Freeman came out in the 2000s, some of these cutscenes would have appeared constantly in YTPs (like the CDi cutscenes)

[@torikenyon]

This is the new “The Room”

[@gyanko8147]

I didn't know the HEV suit was made out of milk bottles.

[@MrRogerogerio]

Well, it does the body good, after all. How else would Gordon survive the impact of bullets, acid, hornets, fall damage, energy balls and such?

[@gyanko8147]

Plasma Dragoon Gordon Freeskeleton: Lord of Calcium

[@MrRogerogerio]

I bet G-Man would be like, "Gordon Freeman in the bone, or rather, in the milk bottle suit."

[@gyanko8147]

Gordon: "[Clangs in Milkbottle]"

[@Dr.Strangelewd]

Why would anyone dislike this? This is art in its purest form.

[@Hesojo]

sasha: i remember everything sasha literally 20 seconds after: ...after that it's hazy. i don't remember what happened what the fuck is this abomination

[@AeternaVT]

"Alright Joe, let's save your friends from spiders with vaginas"

[@Hoppa456]

Cyborg Unleashed it’s true tho

[@blither592]

💀💀

[@Muhammad_Nuruddin]

"The enemy of my enemy is my friend" -Captain Price -Boris

[@DrMattPhillips]

The Room of video games.

[@thedumbwaffleman6204]

How dare you. Like seriously the room is a masterpiece compared to this.