Experience the raw power of Hunt Down the Freeman, the trashiest, most broken waste of $25 to ever hit Steam. This upload fixes some of the audio issues from the previous upload Twitter: / civvie11 Patreon: / civvie11
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@lesstalking30075 жыл бұрын
And that medic who takes your medpack gets killed by the only Barnacle in the whole game.
@sorin9904 жыл бұрын
Imagine a loose tiger from the zoo kills you, you will be the only dude in 20 20 to get killed by a tiger in the urban zone on the globe ! HECK thats some crazy thinking BOI ! heheh
@DENOhritko4 жыл бұрын
And barnacle didn't even eat this man It just killed him and spit out for no reason
@DrAnimePhD4 жыл бұрын
Less Talking FUCKING RAW
@joseph_bunnyman3184 жыл бұрын
@Bas Wenmakers that would be better then the entire game
@Shenaldrac4 жыл бұрын
How did the barnacle even get there? Why was it there? Barnacles are like, pests that migrated to Earth with the combine, how would this one have gotten there so early on? This makes no sense!
@juke96745 жыл бұрын
"Dammit if we were one minute quicker we could have called it the six hour war." -combine
@dmas77494 жыл бұрын
well hey at least they got WR
@computer_dude4 жыл бұрын
@FREN At least the strat can be improved.
@Bomberman66Hell4 жыл бұрын
@FREN I mean, not exactly fair since the combine did a 100% all of the world's military run. Still a WR in that category.
@wta15183 жыл бұрын
They didn't get a world record, there was a war that lasted 38 minutes.
@wta15183 жыл бұрын
@@sedme0 true, the seven hour war was in the "inter-universal" category, not any%.
@porterschoen15105 жыл бұрын
Adam got shot three times in the chest, THEN says "Wait, I can explain."
@anarchist1354 жыл бұрын
3 times by a 50 cal handgun just acting like he’s got some indigestion
@RobMustDie4824 жыл бұрын
@@anarchist135 actually it's canonically a .44, an actual S&W .500 would've snapped Mitchell's arm.
@MrPerson614 жыл бұрын
@@RobMustDie482 if its the same revolver Freeman uses in HL2 I think its actually a .357, as that is what the subtitles say when you shoot it. [.357 shot]
@RobMustDie4824 жыл бұрын
@@MrPerson61 Gordon's revolver is a colt python .357 Mitchell's is a S&W .500 that's been changed to fire .44 magnum, as evidenced when you look at the inventory and reload animation.
@alessioalonne43334 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHA!
@joaogomes94054 жыл бұрын
Of all the people who would be willing to sell humanity out to the combine, we really should have suspected keemstar to be the one to actually do it.
@nman55111 ай бұрын
Yes because he’s that much of a coward and scumbag
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints19 күн бұрын
still true
@598bryce2 жыл бұрын
This game looks like if you started up gmod, installed a bunch of random add-ons and maps and tried to create a story with your imagination. This seriously feels like my early days playing gmod
@Potaogirl-qm3ys2 жыл бұрын
Except it’s not fun.
@WhenToastersAttack5 жыл бұрын
The cut-scene at 2:29 would have been so much better if Freeman just started machine gun crowbaring him.
@OpenMawProductions4 жыл бұрын
And then Mitchell gibbed? Yes.
@vitalixy35784 жыл бұрын
And then Mitchell would explode into gore like in gold source lol
@wackywahooshitposter43974 жыл бұрын
This is late but Funny story, That's not Gordon
@Naerl__4 жыл бұрын
Then who?! Adam?
@SenkaBandit4 жыл бұрын
bonk
@papayer5 жыл бұрын
"you're sitting in the gunner seat of a humvee while also driving that humvee" it just works.
@adrianshephard45565 жыл бұрын
*"that's how Mitchell works"*
@papuanine47295 жыл бұрын
Source is quake one engine based so the vehicles were always awful
@Cluke65 жыл бұрын
It's a RC humvee so he's eating mcdonalds while using a gun while driving the thing with a controller./
@taxult5 жыл бұрын
the words of a wise man
@CopiousDoinksLLC5 жыл бұрын
_Cue one of the viewers drawing a nightmarish rendition of the protagonist from this game with hideously elongated legs_
@absolutelynothing11315 жыл бұрын
*Looks at Black Mesa* -12 dollars- *Looks at this game* -25 dollars-
@MondySpartan5 жыл бұрын
Black Mesa is actually 19 dollars.
@shingshongshamalama5 жыл бұрын
@@MondySpartan Black Mesa could be 900 dollars and it'd still be better value for money than this.
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
Black Mesa is definalty worth the money Hunt Down the Freeman is a shit show that doesn't even deserve to be free
@moth57994 жыл бұрын
@@thetrashmann8140 Yeah, black mesa's gameplay is bloody amazing, shame it looks so bad.
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
@@moth5799 But you have to give it credit with the graphics department with what they were able to do with the Source engine, I mean they added Godrays among other things
@Centrophy4 жыл бұрын
"I'm Captain Roosevelt." also, "I have no interest in your rank." Dude, you started it.
@lonewolfM163 жыл бұрын
He's also explicitly asking who is in charge, so he clearly expects and cares about hierarchy...but apparently having words to describe your position is bad.
@danrosalina3 жыл бұрын
I like how he's clearly about to say his name but gets interrupted by the Captain asking for his name.
@zephyr80723 жыл бұрын
Roosevelt is an object example of dialogue intended to be incredibly profound written by someone who has no idea what that means.
@banessuperbrutalmetalfunti25612 жыл бұрын
*Perhaps you are **_GOD HIMSELF_** sent to **_DOOM_** our worthless lives.* This fucking writing i swear to god
@dontspikemydrink93822 жыл бұрын
isn't captain just what he is
@ivotralic95763 жыл бұрын
I googled the dude responsible for this shitshow of a game, Berkan Denizyaran, and it turns out he now works at Activision Blizzard. Makes sense.
@Momohhhhhh3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, making a complete garbage embarrassment of a game still demonstrates more initiative and experience with game design than a lot of other applicants would have. If he had made something like this on a smaller scale and didn't sell it for 25 dollars, it really would be the sort of early project that most devs throw out and learn from for their future work. I don't forgive him for selling and defending this trash, but there's always room for people to improve.
@TheExFatal2 жыл бұрын
I'm from the end of 2021, and oh God it does indeed make sense
@juankgonzalez62302 жыл бұрын
Holy kek
@Left4Coochie2 жыл бұрын
so he's a turkish guy? I'm ashamed myself
@erselley90172 жыл бұрын
What's funny about that is he announced that new job on Twitter and was torn apart. I get the impression he has troll like tendencies because he had to know that would be the reaction. I'm torn on wether he gets off on drama or if he uses it as an excuse to explain his poor work. In his response on steam he blamed the haters for the poor quality because they pressured him to release it. I highly recommend reading it if you need a laugh. "This community loves drama. Drama drama drama... disgusting". I would argue charging 25 dollars for a broken game is more disgusting than drama in the gaming community but whatever.
Never seen a Special Forces dude with a haircut within regs. But I've also never seen a special forces dude with a gay emo dew
@anarchist1355 жыл бұрын
Joe Ç well marines but point still stands. Seriously why would they wear blue camo for an operation in a science lab/MIDDLE OF THE NEW MEXICO DESERT?
@neal23995 жыл бұрын
Only thing they got right was “Special”
@papuanine47295 жыл бұрын
The hazmat Urban camo marine uniforms were neat
@mrsubject15 жыл бұрын
@@papuanine4729 I always thought so
@Thermalburn5 жыл бұрын
for the longest time i didnt even know this was a game. It was memed so much that i thought it was an ironic machinima parody
@splitjawjanitor53694 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the cutscenes look like somebody screwed around in SFM for an hour with zero idea on how it actually works.
@misterbadguy73254 жыл бұрын
@@splitjawjanitor5369 Honestly, the cutscenes are probably the only part of this game that looks even slightly competent. Like, they're not great, but they're miles ahead of the gameplay.
@ArcturusOTE4 жыл бұрын
@@misterbadguy7325 didn't help that this project was at one point a fan film before being turned into a disastrous FPS
@tenkyu7783 жыл бұрын
@@ArcturusOTE that obviously makes a lot of sense but considering that the cutscenes are almost entirely independent of the gameplay you would think that you know what you're supposed to be doing but nope and characters get minimal screen time so being invested in any of these characters are next to impossible and they get killed off screen leaving you confused on what the hell happened
@PlayMadness9 ай бұрын
Thank God I'm not the only one. I thought it was something like Freeman's Mind.
@ForeverForum375 жыл бұрын
I feel like these cutscenes are a perfect YTP source.
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
*You fucked up my face*
@derangedcrouton18644 жыл бұрын
@@thetrashmann8140 you forgot you replied to this comment already didn't you
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
@@derangedcrouton1864 yes
@everythingsgonnabealright88884 жыл бұрын
I fukken laughed at this exchange, fellas, thanks X)
@unpleasnasty4 жыл бұрын
SFM trash always is kek
@TheSpeakerGreen4 жыл бұрын
"Are you telling me your playtesters never--" Let me stop you there. What playtesters?
@ofearghailthefearless64814 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: there were no playtesters
@elinfini4 жыл бұрын
@@ofearghailthefearless6481 HUNT DOWN THE PLAYTESTERS
@Nandru853 жыл бұрын
Developer answer: 'No, no, no. We don't do that here'
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
seriously, im 100% certain this had no playtesters because of how much fo a well schemed money vaccuum theft this was and they didnt want someone going "wait a minute" 15 minutes before the big reveal
@evdestroy53043 жыл бұрын
@@Ribbons0121R121 None of the developers even had a working build besides the project lead
@dividing04 жыл бұрын
So Source engine without lighting looks like a 90s tech demo
@Mate_Antal_Zoltan3 жыл бұрын
it's not "without lighting", it's called "fullbright" for a reason it's an absense of darkness
@wta15183 жыл бұрын
I am used to that look, as my monitor is too dim to have Old Aperture in Portal 2 be visible without it. The only issue that I have with it is that gels are invisible.
@Ribbons0121R1213 жыл бұрын
in garrys mod i dare you to load up the half life 2 maps for highway 17 same lighting problem
@ZeroTheHunter2 жыл бұрын
Happens when you have errors while you compile the map. Had this issue a lot because entities clip into the void on hammer sdk.
@Slash0mega2 жыл бұрын
@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan as far as the rendering system is concerned, "full bright" is "no lighting" it just shows textures without any extra processing.
@0223x5 жыл бұрын
@13:51, Goofy Brit boat captain asks Big Boss: “Are you a god?” Then dies. Top tier writing there guys, it really fits the tone of Half-Life!
@lathrin5 жыл бұрын
It's Bog Boss, the Chinese knockoff manufacturers don't wanna get sued
@RailedRobin5 жыл бұрын
The whole monologue about his name is so cringeworthy.
@Strawberry92fs4 жыл бұрын
"When someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!" -Winston Zeddemore, Ghostbusters
@salehc75944 жыл бұрын
Yeah do you know that the goofy brit is COLOSSAL IS CRAZY
@DrewFr33m4nn4 жыл бұрын
saleh ali HOLY FUCK REALLY?!
@unfa005 жыл бұрын
19:02 - why does the Combine care about some guy's tiny private army, while they conquered the earth in 7 hours? It's not a rich offer to the Combine, it's a joke. Who wrote this story?
@MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS5 жыл бұрын
Idk but alot of this games story makes no sense
@neal23995 жыл бұрын
Combine seems pretty unusually interested in Joe Don Baker’s Mitchell to begin with. Sending wave after wave of hunters, ships, soldiers, not to mention all the fucking headcrab canisters after him
@MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS5 жыл бұрын
@@neal2399 I know right even Gordon didn't get that much shit from the combine
@neal23995 жыл бұрын
Buster Luster Weren’t you paying attention? Freeman was able to have an easier time around the city because they were focusing all their resources on the *real* threat: MITCHELL >wakachikawakachika
@MULTIVERSAL_MASHUPS5 жыл бұрын
@@neal2399 yea your right but why does the combine even care about Michell
@Maggerama5 жыл бұрын
I just can't stop giggling every time that I see the protagonist's face. His features in general - these "cool scars", this "anime haircut", even his eyes - are so, I don't know, try-hard, edgy or whatever. Like he's Sonic in human form. And then he starts talking with that "badass" voice, and everything that he says is always full of pathos, and then you get these special thanks to Hideo Kojima on top of that. So I just can't help it, it's so pathetic! it's hard to believe that it wasn't intentional, but it really wasn't!
@GuyOnAChair5 жыл бұрын
I'd say he evokes the opposite of pathos from me.
@DinnerForkTongue5 жыл бұрын
@@GuyOnAChair It's just... cringe. Just pure "watching edgy middle schooler trying to be cool" cringe.
@eduardodiaz99425 жыл бұрын
More than Sonic, he's like Shadow the Hedgehog, which is as cringeworthy as it gets
@DinnerForkTongue5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 🍝🍝🍝🍝🍝
@Maggerama5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 Maybe even Infinite.
@splitjawjanitor53694 жыл бұрын
"A double barrel shotgun flies at me like Thor's fucking hammer" Okay now I just want Doomguy to summon the Super Shotgun like that from now on.
@MinscFromBaldursGate922 жыл бұрын
It's called Mjolnir.
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
Doomguy is gonna go full He-Man on that "By the power of Rip'n'Tear! I have the shotgun!"
@TNTLLYftw2 жыл бұрын
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 no one gives a shit
@hujan17442 жыл бұрын
Image a Hellknight charging at you and Slayer just aims his arm at the sky and a fucking Super Shotgun flies into his hands and then he blasts the Hellknight
@sorrenblitz8052 жыл бұрын
@@hujan1744 unfortunately the only gun that appears is the Doom 3 Shotgun
@fattiger69575 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how much cringe this game's dialogue provides. I like melodramatic stories, but man this is some middle-school level writing. That conversation with the ship captain almost made me achieve the cringe singularity. The creator must have really thought he was being deep and edgy, but this game is as deep as a puddle and edgy as a spork.
@BigPuddin3 жыл бұрын
It's a pizza cutter. All edge and no point.
@Annafyz3 жыл бұрын
This game is like a first ever attempt at fanfiction by a 15 y.o. Explains the KZbinrs cameos also, that's what a teenage boy would watch.
@huxleyable3 жыл бұрын
God that scene with the captain is the most "I'm overclocking my brain to write deep dialogue" scene ever. Not to mention all the stolen lines. "You have my permission to die." Really?! At least when Duke is stealing lines it's tongue in cheek
@beautifulmeeses3 жыл бұрын
You're not giving enough credit to middle schoolers, my dog could write something better than this.
@WingDingsArts3 жыл бұрын
The voice acting helps ruining the experience too
@casualobserver38533 жыл бұрын
"You fucked up my face" is the single greatest line in bad video game history
@fishingrod22532 жыл бұрын
THE ALIENS ARE COMING
@Cx101101002 жыл бұрын
That belongs in Mass Effect Andromeda tbh
@judgeprime37302 жыл бұрын
@@Cx10110100 LOL!!!
@W4iteFlame Жыл бұрын
It is something that creators of Half Life should say seeing this game
@mrhelitosis7564 Жыл бұрын
Y O U F U C K E D U P M Y F A C E O U P Y A C U C C A F U C K E D E C A F U E Y C D Y M K P E P U D D U P E P K M Y D C Y E U F A C E D E K C U F A C C U C A Y P U O E C A F Y M P U D E K C U F U O Y
@TARINunit95 жыл бұрын
Canon violations (these are all on HDtF, not you Civvie): 2:45 and 18:40 The G-Man is not Mephisto, he does not make sadistic deals. He either puts a metaphorical gun to your head and forces you to work for him, or he just brainwashes you. Potentially 3:05 Where the hell is this hospital supposed to be? Black Mesa? That place was nuked. And the nearest city is not within walking distance, not even in terms of Half-Life games walking distance. Potentially 6:45 Headcrab shells? Why would those be Combine standard-issue during the Seven Hour War? 15:35 Antlions are named after ants for a reason: they're tropical and sub-tropical insectoids who spend most of their time huddled deep underground. They only hide on the surface as ambush predators during spawning season, which would NOT be in the middle of arctic winter! 21:42 That teleporter room was SWARMING with Combine Elites in HL2. What, did they all just fuck off into thin air after Gordon left? 21:55 A cell in Nova Prospekt? The prison that FUCKING EXPLODED? 22:40 The G-Man is not Tzeentch. His plans are NOT this overly complex and elaborate. Think about it: when he recruited Adam, he's operating on the idea that he's going to manipulate Mitchel to manipulate Gordon Freeman's assignments over 20 years from now -- and at the moment he recruits Adam, _he hasn't fucking recruited Mitchel and Freeman yet!_ Contrast this with how he works in Half Life 2: "Hey Gordon, I need Wallace Breen dead by the end of the month. Talk to Odessa Cubbage if you need more weapons." 23:00 You covered this one nicely. The entire fucking plot is _completely pointless_ 25:40 Covered this nicely too, how the hell would Mitchel know ANYthing about the Borealis? It wouldn't be from his time as a US Marine, Aperture Labs lost the contract to Black Mesa. It wouldn't be from the Seven-Hour War, and it shouldn't be from his five-minute employment with the Combine. And on top of that, concept art from Episode 3 implies that the damn thing is run aground in the ice MILES away from the coastline! And according to Dr. Mossman the Combine don't even know it's there yet, so it shouldn't be from his 20 years as a pirate either, because it's a deserted derelict in the middle of nowhere with no one around it!
@vitalixy35784 жыл бұрын
Man don't even bother, literally NOTHING makes sense story wise in this somehow still existing garbage of a game. The simple fact that they made cutscenes breaks everything that Half Life stands for.
@od43614 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this story is that because HL presumes the multiverse theory is correct, they could've just passed the plot as something that happens in a parallel universe.
@TARINunit94 жыл бұрын
@@od4361 That's Bioshock, not Half Life
@od43614 жыл бұрын
@nigge r Were you talking about HLA's ending? Because it shows a parallel timeline.
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
Aperture Science became a private science company after losing the contract and became very successful too with the help of GLaDOS, just some lore for Aperture not related but felt like it needed to be said.
@tankexecution99034 жыл бұрын
The lighting isnt broken, its in fullbright, which is what happens to maps when they DONT HAVE LIGHT SOURCES ANYWHERE.
@ujustgotpwned20082 жыл бұрын
"The Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your game!?"
@mravvАй бұрын
Yes!
@Zach-uv3jg19 күн бұрын
@@mravvmay I see it?
@mravv19 күн бұрын
@@Zach-uv3jg hmmm... No.
@signas5013 жыл бұрын
You know, the idea of an embittered HECU soldier left scarred by Gordon Freeman and villified by the new world Combine order that fought his own way through Black Mesa and survived on his own to present day just to fight alongside the man he was ordered to kill sounds awesome. Creating a character that we can sympathize with and come to really enjoy, like Alyx Vance. I dunno HOW the creator managed to fuck up an idea for a character this bad.
@Ninjat126 Жыл бұрын
Even Gearbox didn't manage to mess up "what if we humanized the bad guys from the first game" this badly. The Half-Life marines seem a lot more reasonable when you see how badly they're getting their asses kicked in OpFor, and when as far as they've been told know the Resonance Cascade was intentional & the whole staff of Black Mesa were responsible.
@Biodeamon5 жыл бұрын
the pumpkin dudes were actually unused assets from half life they were supposed to be combine aliens
@MoskHotel5 жыл бұрын
YouNeedHealing And they’re literally “combined” enemies out of the beta assets. It comes to show that they couldn’t even be bothered to use the unused enemies and instead mix them all together into one.
@alexanderchippel4 жыл бұрын
They weren't just "unused," they are cut enemies. As in "cut out of the project because they were terrible and didn't fit with the art style and also weren't fun to fight against."
@Peusterokos14 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderchippel they look like they use normal combine soldier animations. This game is fascinating in the most atrocious way.
@alexanderchippel4 жыл бұрын
@@Peusterokos1 It's like watching a bus full of orphans crash into a lake. Horrifying but you can't look away.
@hackergaming63723 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderchippel “a bus full of orphans crashing into a lake” that’s weird sentence.
@darkmaster835 жыл бұрын
Special Guest Starring:- Gordon Ramsey.
@thatoneguythatlikescamembe51574 жыл бұрын
"Gordon" Ramsey
@syrsafox324 жыл бұрын
He's the only Gordon we're gettin' this video, am I right?
@arbyw.18894 жыл бұрын
Hunt Down The Ramsey
@gasabur29343 жыл бұрын
@@arbyw.1889 Hunt Down the Raw Food
@bluedogz16243 жыл бұрын
Hunt Down the Lamb Sauce
@Mr.Spongecake5 жыл бұрын
24:48 When you record cries of agony from being shot for a video game at home and you're afraid of waking up mom and dad.
@CrazyOsi3 жыл бұрын
I just woke up my parents laughing at this
@illydandomanbrando5 жыл бұрын
This game was written by someone who used to make Shadow the Hedgehog OC's in junior high
@nunyabusiness20234 жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Valve created Alyx as a way to apologize for this mess.
@oddluck41806 жыл бұрын
Can we start a petition to have Kojima personally insult the creator of this game?
@LordDeBahs5 жыл бұрын
kojima will insult himself with his new game, looks like crap game
@eduardodiaz99425 жыл бұрын
@@papayer The guy's from Turkey, so English isn't his first language. As for being mentally challenged, well, he's been smart enough to get this garbage released on Steam and rip his collaborators off.
@radicallarrythemailman82695 жыл бұрын
@DAudIcI Ikr? Still, Berkan is getting sued by the two people who can sue him and win: *Max Hansen of the Department of Internal Affairs and Tony Maxwell of the Department of Justice*
@allancandaza5 жыл бұрын
@@LordDeBahs hahahahaha bitterfuck hahahha r.i.p some xbox soyboy hahahaha
@INFILTR8US5 жыл бұрын
@@sam432er5 we're talking about Kojima, not your birth
@jordanforbes1492 жыл бұрын
So all this time, everyone was just calling him by his first name when they said Lieutenant Mitchell? That’s like calling someone Major Jeff or General Greg.
@Lawlsomedude4 жыл бұрын
I just love how, across most every KZbin review of HDTF, everyone hits different quirks in the game. From triggering level transitions, to the cutscenes, to the AI, to audio - HDTF is so poorly made that even the bugs are buggy.
@SunsetBebop10 ай бұрын
This feels like when I used to play with my action figures as a child and made a wide epic story and lost the plot halfway through and just added Optimus Prime because why not? It’s Optimus Prime.
@moonraven61455 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Gordan who died from fall damage trying to land on those awkward bounce platforms during the Final boss of HL1.
@CKVanilla3 жыл бұрын
Don’t remind me
@sydvigue8245 жыл бұрын
Why does the HUD disappear? Why is Mitchell so stunted in his movement? Isnt he an HECU trooper, who were just as agile as Gordan in Half Life, and Opposing Force showed that they did have a HUD just like the HEV suits, so why is Mitchell portrayed to not have the same gear as any of the dozens of other HECU troopers at Black Mesa?
@49mozzer5 жыл бұрын
He doesn't even have the right camo pattern.
@anarchist1355 жыл бұрын
49mozzer thanks someone else noticed! I feel like im taking crazy pills!
@metalpizzacat5 жыл бұрын
Yeah But you made me remember that valve and gearbox actually explained why are there numbers in front of you face While those dumdasses could not even do that
@officialromanhours4 жыл бұрын
This game's portrayal of the HECU is even worse than I thought Wowie
@JollyJuiice4 жыл бұрын
I think they where trying to go for the minimalist HUD design you see in actual AAA games ...Which completely falls on it's face in a Half Life game.
@RagingInsomniac5 жыл бұрын
hunt down the refund
@isomericgamer66445 жыл бұрын
Lemons?!
@RagingInsomniac5 жыл бұрын
i demand to see life’s manager!
@MondySpartan5 жыл бұрын
When life gives you lemons, refund Hunt Down the Freeman.
@testname44644 жыл бұрын
Hey, you watch Pyro too?
@overflow59404 жыл бұрын
Shit down the pissshit
@chanceisshane5 жыл бұрын
"My computer is kinda shit, but it's not overheat-from-a-Source-engine-game shit." Absolute dying from laughter. I love your videos! Been binge watching them for a while now trying to get caught up. You are like a cross between Ross Scott and Yahtzee. Great stuff! [Your computer probably overheated because the developers never put a frame limiter on the menus. This happened with Starcraft 2. The frame rate would hit 1000+ and some reported serious damage to their CPUs.]
@BauliusTorvoltos4 жыл бұрын
@@Kahzu There was an AA-12 model with like 2 million polys
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
so that is what happened to me it happens in Unturned and in very rare cases Garry's Mod and it BURN MY FUCKING COMPUTER TO A CRISP (everything was destroyed after 3 months except the GPU)
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
That happened to me in Garry's Mod due to a once in a lifetime bug on the menu but IT BURNED EVERYTHING IN MY FUCKING PC
@computer_dude4 жыл бұрын
@@Kahzu That's why you already plan the requirements BEFORE you plan the actual game. Sometimes you make a game that even a NES can run, other times, you make a game that even all the Google servers combined can't run.
@KRDecade20094 жыл бұрын
CaioDosgames Crysis in a nutshell
@endruv_22873 жыл бұрын
"You die, but you get better" I can't shake the feeling that's a Bionicle reference to one of the best lines in the comics.
@SyndicateOperative Жыл бұрын
I assumed it was a monty python reference, if anything.
@timidhobgoblin2074 жыл бұрын
“Oh my god that’s not painted on the road! That’s a white box on top of the road! THAT’S A FUCKING BRUSH!!!” That was the exact moment my sides exploded. Just when you think this game is out of raw, amateurish tricks to throw at you it throws a simple yet effective curveball :’D
@HappyBeezerStudios2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a big game dev, but if I had no idea how to put them there I'd just make a texture with stripes included. Which obviously would look completely disgusting when used anywhere else.
@officialromanhours Жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios That's how pretty much every other source game does it. That, or use a decal that's just a white stripe, but I've never seen someone use a fucking brush for that
@InternetHydra Жыл бұрын
Maybe the road did have the stripes, but the map had something resembling a decent framerate so the dev added white shapes over each stripe to tank it.
@Uncommon_Rider5 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, seeing the credits at 28:00, I just realized the protagonist was voiced by Mick Lauer, aka RicePirate from sleepycabin. Micks a good dude, sucks he's forever associated with this train wreck
@jack-exzolt98583 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, this trainwreck barely even put a dent in the fandom.
@MariktheGunslinger3 жыл бұрын
Dude got to play Abbacchio in Part 5 of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure a year later. That's a legendary turnaround.
@Uncommon_Rider3 жыл бұрын
MariktheGunslinger For sure. Mick's performance was great in the Part 5 dub
@czechcrusader64615 жыл бұрын
21:41 Im pretty sure Nova Prospekt exploded after Gordon and Alyx teleported. Because thats how uprising started...
@ManLikeEddy5 жыл бұрын
the place was already going down
@PenguinDT5 жыл бұрын
President Keemstar is the best part of it all. Whilst I have to give every other voice actor credit for actually trying, Keemstar seems to be the only one realizing the state of things, giving a performance the project deserves. It's like Battlefield Earth and watching Travolta chew scenery like there's no tomorrow... whilst everyone around him tries to be deadly serious.
@alexanderchippel5 жыл бұрын
Actually trying? Did you hear IHE's performance? He wasn't given any direction or context, but he still didn't put in any effort.
@PenguinDT5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderchippel According to IHE's own 'confession' style video, he did try his best, especially at first - trying to go with an American accent and everything. In fact, at first he seemed quite enthusiastic about the whole thing, until the true nature of the beast revealed itself. If you haven't checked the video out, it's an interesting insight to this whole mess - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH7aZoulna2ehtU
@DarkOmegaMK25 жыл бұрын
Good on him for trying his best, but it's still a rather bad performance.
@mikeoxlong13955 жыл бұрын
Best part of this shitfest is Pyrocinical... i truly believed they were so fucked.
@Vulgarth15 жыл бұрын
Yyyyeah, no, Keemstar's really going ham on the acting thing. But he's not an actor, so his performance is genuinely bad and wraps right back around so -you- think he's messing about.
@PistolSlinginMothMan4 жыл бұрын
The fact that this game is 25 dollars should be considered a war crime
@Laxhoop3 жыл бұрын
It truly is darkest before the sunrise. We got this, and then not long later, we got the final version of Black Mesa, and Half Life: Alyx. Not to mention significant updates to Tripmine Studio’s remakes of Blueshift and OP4. And, to top it all off, HL: Alyx ends with what is essentially a promise that more Half Life is coming. This game was the final cruel joke the universe had for Half Life fans, before finally being kind for once.
@dylancarroll46235 жыл бұрын
The game should have had the two British “voice actors” play British special forces sent to help fight the aliens, it would make a little more sense then them being U.S marines.
@Feasco5 жыл бұрын
There you go, putting more thought into this game than the head dev ever did
@49mozzer5 жыл бұрын
Considering the entire planet is under siege I doubt the UK would send anyone with their own nation at risk, especially not the S.A.S. They could have just been civs that survived the initial attack and got their weapons off dead soldiers.
@termnus775 жыл бұрын
Could be two naturalised UK to US citizens? I live with a Portugese guy who is a naturalised UK citizen and he hasnt lost his accent. I mean its about as plausible an explanation as i could get.
@49mozzer5 жыл бұрын
@Lord Nero Read my comment again.
@eden42795 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, why do people get pissed off when somebody plays a person from another country or something?
@nameless54135 жыл бұрын
in short this is answer to question nobody ever asked: "what would happen if capstone somehow ended up making a source engine game?"
@jacob87332 жыл бұрын
Capstone games are slightly charming and a bit fun at times, ( I've played witchaven) this game is just insulting
@vespenegas2612 жыл бұрын
@@jacob8733 That was like the first time I played first person melee game. Well, it's not as good as remember it to be...
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
reuploaded and it's still less raw than this game.
@asterixobelix205 жыл бұрын
Btw I wonder when we'll get a "fucking raw" montage of his own (old and crap) videos :) .
@sigmabean24634 жыл бұрын
I feel like hecu marines and black ops both learning they werent on the right side of the black mesa incident and being forced to work together could make for a pretty interesting narrative if it was done any better
@psybovine4 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is, watching this gives me the impression that despite the numerous, glaring, horrific flaws, it seems like whoever made this game really was trying to make something they cared about. The references to Opposing Force, the fact that they even bothered adding a "secret" ending at all, it's fucking bizarre. I don't know all the details of this game's production, maybe it was just some young guy who really liked Half-Life and wanted to develop a passion project love-letter for it, but didn't have the patience or the technical skills to fine-tune it into a game that was actually enjoyable?
@teecee18274 жыл бұрын
The problem is that the same guy reeled in other people, mismanaged them, stole assets, and then had the gall to sell his bad product under an IP he didn't own.
@psybovine4 жыл бұрын
@@teecee1827 Oof. Well then, he was an asshole with a dream.
@darklordgamer85654 жыл бұрын
Honestly this is as bad as sonic 06, but sonic 06 is actually playable than this game, hell, tf2 is better than this trash game, even bad day la would laugh at this game, im not buying this game, ever, half life and portal i would buy on the spot though, also rest in peace Rick may
@Kaarl_Mills4 жыл бұрын
@@teecee1827 How hasnt Valve sued them into homelessness
@hunterketch9894 жыл бұрын
@@Kaarl_Mills Because they're selling the game on steam. Which valve owns. Don't ask me why this is.
@richman3605 жыл бұрын
Four similarities between Patrick Bateman and Half-Life 3. 1. Some kind of abstraction 2. An idea 3. Something illusory 4. Simply not there.
@thejonathan1305 жыл бұрын
They even got the HECU uniform wrong.
@Error404DataNotFound5 жыл бұрын
there's not even an armor hud or a health hud to keep track of your health at all times, neither ammo. did they skip the opposing force's bootcamp?, at least in OF it tells you that you're using a PCV which is a military adaption of the HEV suit.
@termnus775 жыл бұрын
@@Error404DataNotFound Plus the PCV is significantly bulkier than regular Kevlar. then again that could have just been the polygons
@bart06425 жыл бұрын
@@termnus77 looks dope tho
@OpenMawProductions4 жыл бұрын
Nah it's a purpose built piece of military equipment. The HECU were a very special branch with purpose made gear to deal with the XEN if things went shady. The armor was resistant against the hostile environment of Xen and was decide to track the users status, as well as provide extra carrying space for ammo. In HDTF it's just a stupid stock urban combat uniform. Why wouldn't you make use of the iconography?
@nikjuttun56774 жыл бұрын
@@OpenMawProductions Also why is Mitchell wearing an urban combat uniform instead of the HECU's desert camo?
@0Blueaura5 жыл бұрын
what happens if you give money to a deviantart fanfic oc author
@bart06425 жыл бұрын
Oc donut steel
@lionocyborg60305 жыл бұрын
Well, there's Hedon if you want such a scenario that ends up not sucking. It started as porn of Hedon's protagonist, Zan drawn by the game's own developer before the game was even made. Too bad the porn depicts Zan, who is female, with a willy and is therefore complete garbage.
@lionocyborg60305 жыл бұрын
Drago_bone What's the blue team one? "Oc caboose iron?" "Oc Tucker brass?"
@n0kt0h454 жыл бұрын
@@lionocyborg6030 No, it's a misspelling of "OC Do Not Steal"
@lionocyborg60304 жыл бұрын
Isaac Koh I know that. I was making a red vs blue blue.
@kizmetmars Жыл бұрын
26:40 That line about a terrible person aged like wine.
@DaveViner4 жыл бұрын
Cringe filled, fan fiction, metal gear rip inspired garbage. There's a reason everyone likes the silent protagonist that is Gordon Freeman.
@ClankyOtter3 жыл бұрын
Fitting that the whole arc of this mod's "story" is that gaming's #1 silent badass protagonist is being mercilessly chased by the kid that blows out your birthday candles on *your* birthday
@elizabethagudelo71793 жыл бұрын
Wait did mitchell's revolver have an orange tip? Did they use a photoscan of a toy?
@MinscFromBaldursGate929 ай бұрын
Fooking RAW!
@kaiosamatlj40314 жыл бұрын
25:05 - "Mitch, please... I can explain..." Explain what? That you took 3 shots at point blank range and is still standing and TALKING? To be honest, I kind of wanted to hear that explanation, too bad that mr. edgyface killed you first. (also, on a semi-unrelated note, if you activate the KZbin subtitles on this part it thinks Adam said "bitch please")
@od43614 жыл бұрын
The only way the writers could remotely pass that off is if Adam wore a PCV, which, considering he is a Black Ops and that the PCV was only available for the HECU, makes no fucking sense, and that's being said without considering the fact that 99% of OpFor isn't canon.
@od43614 жыл бұрын
@@HelghastStalker Didn't Laidlaw state that Adrian Shephard is both canon and non-canon?
@CTvash985 жыл бұрын
Making keem the president was a horrible idea. That guy is already a maniac he doesn't need anymore ego stroking.
@CourierSiix4 жыл бұрын
Youre so petty that thats what you took from this video?
@n0kt0h454 жыл бұрын
@@CourierSiix You're so close-minded you only think he hates Keem?
@ItsRawdraft24 жыл бұрын
Keem Is entertaining tho
@brosephnoonan2234 жыл бұрын
Lmao seriously? What a fucking invalid.
@americantoastman72964 жыл бұрын
@@CourierSiix lmao cant allow your overlord to be insulted jeez dude its a youtube comment :D
@en41352 жыл бұрын
Wait those Gordons at the end have Ponytails, Gordon canonically had a pony tail like a single day BEFORE the resonance cascade. Which means all those parallel Gordons are ones that just fucking died doing their job as a Theoretical physicist and it had nothing to do with the actual plot of Half-Life.
@mrpenguin8731 Жыл бұрын
Jesus Gordon had a pony tail?
@lmahu662710 ай бұрын
@@mrpenguin8731 Yeah, it's just a small triangle on the back of his head. In the recent documentary, it was based on one of the devs who were among the candidates for Gordon's face model, and he had a ponytail then (he's bald now).
@mrpenguin873110 ай бұрын
@@lmahu6627 Oh neat, thanks for letting me know
@NerfPlayeR1353 ай бұрын
In Black Mesa, one of the first security guards you meet complains about Gordon cutting his ponytail.
@PXAbstraction9 ай бұрын
Any game that thought Keemstar should be involved is a game I can happily avoid.
@FloydPinkerton5 жыл бұрын
Mitchell: Even his name says "is that a beer?"
@neal23995 жыл бұрын
I’m the chubby blue line!
@papuanine47295 жыл бұрын
Eyesss on the sammich... Heart pumping .. veins clogging... Mitchell!¡!!!!!!!!!!!! Wakachikkawakkachikka
@neal23995 жыл бұрын
Papua Nine MY MY MY MY MITCHEELL WHAT WOULD YA MAMA SAY
@thetrashmann81404 жыл бұрын
*_About that beer I owed ya_*
@CzlowiekDrzewo5 жыл бұрын
MITCH PLS PLS MITCHELL PLS
@OlviMasta774 жыл бұрын
ples mitchul
@yegorgribenuke68534 жыл бұрын
pleeeez mitch
@bigfetaslap72044 жыл бұрын
MITCHLE PLEAS
@MinscFromBaldursGate924 жыл бұрын
Wakachika wakachika wakachika.
@TheTdw20003 жыл бұрын
he says, with 5 .357 rounds in his gut
@TheLaLeeee6 жыл бұрын
I found this channel because of this video (the original), so at least some good came out of this horrible game's existence.
@maledikt6 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@JamesTobiasStewart6 жыл бұрын
Emperor's Fist Likewise.
@HexStickman5 жыл бұрын
Wholeheartedly agree
@Skyrilla5 жыл бұрын
Lol Civvie thinks Rick and Morty is intelligent.
@badger67285 жыл бұрын
Found both him _and_ Tehsnakerer. That’s a double barreled blast of awesome content creators
@granpaNurgle3 жыл бұрын
13:50 is the worst to me because he's talking about the name "Michael", not "Mitchell" How do you even make a mistake like that when writing a script?
@jakedill13042 жыл бұрын
Don't you know that canonically, Mitchell is just low rent Michael.. like Catholics have all sorts of fan fiction like you can't you can't peg them down to one particular translation of a Latin root for additional text.. racist...
@lonewolfM162 жыл бұрын
Mitchell is just another form of the name Michael, like the difference between John, Johan, and Jean.
@pieceofcorn65435 жыл бұрын
when i played the arctic section and got struck down by "the hand of god" that scared the shit out of me, there was literally no way of knowing you'd get sent to the next dimension. atleast barney and the rebels tell you about the damn mortar thing, but this game just expects you to know just about everything.
@mikhailryzhov94195 жыл бұрын
That's the Half-Life 3 we deserve.
@fuzzydunlop79285 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment - so fucking true.
@kiddpancham79054 жыл бұрын
I am pretty sure it doesn't
@jknifgijdfui3 жыл бұрын
@@kiddpancham7905 no we earned this cause everyone wouldnt stfu about it
@DrewHelander3 жыл бұрын
20:40 the issue with the lighting here is caused by fullbright. It is an issue with the map itself. One reason off the top of my head is because there is no environmental light, or any light source of that matter.
@esodn7624 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say this is something made by a bunch of kids in their early teens but then I remember that Cry Of Fear was made by a some 17 year old depressive guy, and that's a pretty fucking decent game and it's free.
@cinders53053 жыл бұрын
"It's like Freddy Krueger, it's the bastard son of a 100 maniacs" that line is absolutely fucking hilarious.
@ZorotheGallade4 жыл бұрын
The most inexplicable plot element for me is the City 17 part. So, first of all, MOINT PAN decides not to take a few representatives, officers and such and asking for an audience with Breen (or heck, just trying to communicate with the Combine. They DO have radios on that ship after 17 years? They somehow managed to procure food, weapons and ammunition so it would be logical they have a radio, radar, sonar, literally EVERYTHING TO KEEP A SHIP TOGETHER FOR 17 YEARS, ESPECIALLY A TANKER SHIP YOU TURNED INTO FLOATING BARRACKS FOR A SMALL ARMY?) But discount that, he decides that somehow the best way to have a diplomatic encounter with the Combine sympathizers is to blow up a train station gate, then run around making an ass of himself until the Metrocops subdue him. Nothing short of brilliant. As contrivance would have it, he is brought before Boris, who purposefully moves along the Gman's plan by accepting his help. I wonder what he told Breen to convince him, but from what we've seen it's likely in this AU Breen is also manipulated by the Gman? The Gman isn't as much pulling the strings as he is tying a rope around everyone and yanking them along. So okay, by the time he allies with the Combine Gordon is "in" Black Mesa East. All he did there amounts to meet up with Eli and Alyx and play fetch with Dog. Let's give the writers more credit than they're due and assume "being" in Black Mesa East means they knew Gordon was coming to Black Mesa East from Judith Mossman watching the call between Kleiner and Eli and wanted to intercept him there. This means the meeting takes place between the point Gordon is branded as an Anticitizen and the point he's given the hovercraft to reach BME. Which means that, somehow, they finalized the deal (even though Mitchell's greatest qualification for wanting to hunt down Freeman is that he hates him, and apparently that's enough to entrust him to take part in a joint operation to take Gordon down despite him doing nothing besides surrender to prove his trustworthiness to the Combine) , went back to the Avalon, picked up his men, went to Black Mesa East and started the attack, in the exact time it took Gordon to get a hovercraft, go through the canals, reach BME, have a five minute conversation and play fetch with DOG. Either they somehow managed to moor the Avalon so close to City 17 he was a brisk walk away from it AND somehow not getting immediately attacked AND found a place to moor at despite the coastlines having receded significantly, or I'm just overanalyzing the plot of a crappy game whose plot runs on the opposite of logic.
@187onaPigeon5 жыл бұрын
Half-Life 3 is more playable than this crap
@sadcat15655 жыл бұрын
half life three fan project is coming out soon, this joke has lost it's charm
@FrancisHatesStairs4 жыл бұрын
OOF. That is an amazing burn. I'm saving that one.
@generalfeeessh77644 жыл бұрын
@@sadcat1565 "Soon"
@sadcat15654 жыл бұрын
@Mr VT i know but it's still being updated
@ammagon45194 жыл бұрын
What half life 3?
@aardwolfismymiddlename9885 жыл бұрын
Irony that two of the voice actors crapped on the game they were in
@craigkuhlman68694 жыл бұрын
IHE and Pyrocynical, and rightly so they should say the game is terrible.
@robertmihai20234 жыл бұрын
In the last cutscene it was revealed that Mitch was playing left 4 dead 2 against Adam on Only Headshots mutation
@Rad-Dude63andathird3 жыл бұрын
22:12 Ah, that's why Kojima's in the credits. They tried to steal "I'm no hero, never was, never will be." except instead of that scene actually making sense because it's about how from Snake's view killing is never a good thing, despite all the lives he's saved through it, they just hamfist it in to make Mitch seem like a bAdAsS.
@lehelisbored3 жыл бұрын
13:58 Ever since this video came out and even now, after having watched it countless times, I'm still fascinated by how the Captain's neck swells up and contracts like a frog's throat when he says "god". What is that animation?
@AtheistJr Жыл бұрын
Holy shit...
@MinscFromBaldursGate929 ай бұрын
Ribbit, are you God? Ribbit.
@pamew9 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Mitchell is a variation of Michael, and does not in fact mean "gift of god.". Matthew, however, does.
@yurionedge21995 жыл бұрын
How dare the creators put Adrian Shephard in this pos game!
@syrsafox324 жыл бұрын
One thing that's bothered me about Shephard being in this game and being Mitchell's brother is that, they were separated during their childhood, suddenly they're both in the Marine Corps--HECU no less--and they never saw each other? He seems so surprised to see him.
@nikjuttun56774 жыл бұрын
@@syrsafox32 Even worse than the 2 of them being HECU troopers, they were both sent to _the same location on the same day_ and they never even met once during the whole ordeal apparently.
@syrsafox324 жыл бұрын
@@nikjuttun5677 And worse is that BOTH of them had something going on with the Gman!
@Nuxi10.4 жыл бұрын
Another thing...no fucking way that real life military would do that. They would be sent to different missions or put in other squad
@Euclidiuss Жыл бұрын
*hits invisible wall* Gordon: "I can't fucking go any further!" I'm rolling dude holy shit
@blackmonish3 жыл бұрын
"I have no interest in your rank..." Literally introduced himself as "Captain Roosevelt." (Yes, I know that "Captain" in this context is a title, not a rank- I simply find the conversation exceedingly dull.)
@pablovonpablo25903 жыл бұрын
And he interrupted him just to keep pontificating. Like, if he'd kept his mouth shut, the part he wanted to hear would have come immediately.
@pamew4 жыл бұрын
That creepy ass ship captain was just a step too far. "please just shut the fuck up you embarrassment" became my new mantra in that moment.
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.5 жыл бұрын
Only guy more edgy than this is that guy from Hatred.
@dnkakusei4 жыл бұрын
M Y N A M E I S N O T I M P O R T A N T
@gabbahitta9033 жыл бұрын
"Killing time"
@Rad-Dude63andathird3 жыл бұрын
And Hatred is actually self aware of its edge and just tries to have fun with it. After playing the game and reading the comic, I am 100% positive there's no way the writers for Hatred genuinely intended the game to be taken seriously.
@ryanm.87203 жыл бұрын
However, Mitchell/Moint Pan is portrayed as a tragic villain (despite wanting to kill Gordon over self-defense, raising what amounts to a brainwashed army of child soldiers, and later joining the Combine to try and get revenge (resulting in him killing a bunch of rebels)), while The Antagonist (better known as "Not Important") is portrayed as pure evil, so the latter's edginess is slightly more justified.
@godzillapunisher99123 жыл бұрын
@@Rad-Dude63andathird Wait there's a comic book?
@noobishmacgaming5 жыл бұрын
They also added insulting achievements that made my blood boil.
@thejonathan1304 жыл бұрын
Lol what
@ammagon45194 жыл бұрын
What achievements?
@thejonathan1304 жыл бұрын
@@ammagon4519 I think it was refund the game or something. Edit; there are so many more insulting ones lol. Have a look: steamcommunity.com/stats/723390/achievements/
@morgus92154 жыл бұрын
End Game game SUCKS i go to BED 1.7% F*cked face. You know, they DO look like loss. 1.7% ELEVATOR The more you bug me about it, the less I want to fix it. 1.7% There was a knife? Ignored the knife, or didn't even know it was there, in the prologue. 1.7% Get Bullied Wow, you stole Ci17 AND the intro to Alyx sequence too? 1.7% Your purchase has been refunded by Steam. We've issued the refund to the payment provider. You should see a credit or see the original charge removed from your statement within 14 days. 1.7% CONE Warning, may contain more polygons than any character models.
@emperorfaiz4 жыл бұрын
The devs really hate this game so much they added those achievements.
@Salted_Fysh Жыл бұрын
You know what's even funnier? The combine didn't attack for years after Gordon got put in stasis. The whole reason the 7 hour war was 7 hours was because Earth had been dealing with constant wild xenian incursions and had basically exhausted their resources. So the whole premise of this game is already wrong.
@Isaac_646 Жыл бұрын
"You fucked up my face" Thats the only worthwhile line in the whole game.
@OpenMawProductions4 жыл бұрын
Also, why exactly does the Gman want to do all this bullshit? Gman is enigmatic, sure, but I have never gotten the impression he was working *with* the Combine. He seems to have setup some chess pieces specifically for the combine to FALL.
@CutePuppy3515 жыл бұрын
Nice video. Also, some more info on the map with the broken lights; A map made in source MUST have a light entity. Either the sun, or a light source in the map. If it doesn't, it will use mat_fullbright.
@ozvoid12455 жыл бұрын
So they just forgot lighting, or decided it would be a pitch black map, using the nv goggles, but didn't realise that happens. These game devs are absolute idiots.
@Sako895 жыл бұрын
3:20 Barnacle: *GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM*
@manuelkfc79165 жыл бұрын
*"Hunt dowm the Diavolo"*
@dannylamb4565 жыл бұрын
@@manuelkfc7916 "Hunt Dow olo." NANI?!
@MaeWillyComp4 жыл бұрын
Is this a canon diavolo death
@scythenstetson3 жыл бұрын
You will never reach the medkit.
@finedecision56394 жыл бұрын
the scariest thing about this game is president keemstar
@Anaerin4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: In the first release (Before the Cutscene patch) if you made it to the end level, the huge hill from which the snipers were shooting was all missing it's textures. So that pink and black checkerboard? Yup, that's what it looked like.
@devonaveii2675 Жыл бұрын
Wait.... I just realized in the thumbnail Freeman's face has the missing texture cuz he's not actually in the game 😅
@JimC6075 жыл бұрын
Whoever voiced Roosevelt has a pretty amazing voice.
@DJogdog5 жыл бұрын
That's KZbinr "ColossalisCrazy".
@CleverCover054 жыл бұрын
I just realized why the texture is there instead of Gordon's face in the thumbnail even after watching this a million and six times and it's just so beautiful.
@jennabrutananadalewski4125 жыл бұрын
I still don’t understand G-mans plan. Sometimes it keeps me up at night, but it’s one of those things where you just have to accept it’s stupid. It’s stupid and I should stop trying to figure it out because I feel my brain regressing into doo doo mode.
@GANCHO19974 жыл бұрын
Wtf is up with your channel banner though
@jennabrutananadalewski4124 жыл бұрын
@@GANCHO1997 I'm sorry you had to see that. It's a pooping minion.
@dsadsa7264 жыл бұрын
@@GANCHO1997 wtf is up with u seeing a grill profile pic in the comments and slamming on that shit, you deserve to see all the poop in the world u thirsty simp
@GANCHO19974 жыл бұрын
@@dsadsa726 So bc it's a girl I can't check the account lol
@Manglet7624 жыл бұрын
@@GANCHO1997 It's just another word to add to the list of words that don't mean anything anymore. My personal list so far: Autistic/Autism Thick Liberal/Left Wing Simp
@Ayylien35724 жыл бұрын
All Gordon Ramsay parts: 2:02 3:29 4:00 10:00 11:57 15:15 20:50
@DrMadd3 жыл бұрын
FUCKING RAW!
@tootsie_4 жыл бұрын
This is like a half-life game but by someone who has never played a half-life game.
@dr.acoustic14635 жыл бұрын
That 'permission to die' line sounds a little too much like The Dark Knight Rises
@VorpalStorm Жыл бұрын
The terrible fan fiction inside of a broken, uninspired GMod map collection is one thing, but getting some notable KZbinrs to voice characters is on a whole ‘nother level.
@Narcosens4 жыл бұрын
Well, if Keemstar was president, then earth was probably left in a better state after the combine invasion
@nickbooze9766 Жыл бұрын
Truly, we can thank God for being so blessed as for Civvie stopping this voice bit.
@BigPuddin3 жыл бұрын
This is like a fourteen year old boy's understanding of the military. Jesus Christ. Who in their right mind would be hyped for a game like this just based on the terrible screenshots of the main character? 17:07 Woah, woah, woah. This dude is wearing Ocelot's outfit from MGSV just with the colors shifted and a handkerchief around the neck instead of a scarf.