DUKE NUKEM FOREVER - EMINENCE FRONT

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Civvie 11

Civvie 11

Күн бұрын

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@NGMK
@NGMK 5 жыл бұрын
34:50 Fun fact - there was Japanese console version of DNF where, instead of vibrator and condom, you have to find Duke figure and a... hard hat. When you pick the items, Duke comments "I think this was something else overseas..."
@331coolguy
@331coolguy 5 жыл бұрын
NGMK that kinda clever actually.
@EnjoyCocaColaLight
@EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 жыл бұрын
A hardhat is in theory a condom..
@neal2399
@neal2399 4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck that’s actually a great joke
@lordhood117
@lordhood117 4 жыл бұрын
EnjoyCocaColaLight I mean, it *is* a form of protection...
@expressset430
@expressset430 4 жыл бұрын
A dick and protection
@patches2877
@patches2877 5 жыл бұрын
I love it how the game makes fun of several other shooter titles like Doom, Halo, and Gears of War. ALl three of those still have success today while Duke is dead in the water right now.
@PurpleColonel
@PurpleColonel 4 жыл бұрын
And Half-Life. I mean it was dead at the time but now it's in a better place than Duke.
@patches2877
@patches2877 4 жыл бұрын
@@PurpleColonel Yup Half Life at least has Garry's Mod stuff and the upcoming VR game
@PurpleColonel
@PurpleColonel 4 жыл бұрын
@@patches2877 Yeah. And it was tragic because it ended on such a high note for so long.
@jagtech490
@jagtech490 4 жыл бұрын
PurpleColonel better to end on a high note than a low note
@PurpleColonel
@PurpleColonel 4 жыл бұрын
@@jagtech490 but an unresolved high note?
@TheRenofox
@TheRenofox 5 жыл бұрын
In the beginning of the game, Duke Nukem is playing a videogame about himself. A game where he grabs a poop from the toilet and plays around with it. In the Duke Nukem universe where he is a real person and a multiple times savior of the world, some developer has made a game depicting him playing with poop.
@blackshirts_and_breads
@blackshirts_and_breads 5 жыл бұрын
Gearbox Software probably made that game
@laurentiusmcmxcv
@laurentiusmcmxcv 5 жыл бұрын
@@blackshirts_and_breadsThanks to that, Serious Sam 3 blew Duke Nukem Forever away
@Shadest
@Shadest 4 жыл бұрын
>implying that wasn't dukes creative input
@Bluecho4
@Bluecho4 4 жыл бұрын
Presumably this was something Duke mandated in-universe, because he thought it would be funny. And that he immediately regretted, but didn't want to admit it was a bad idea so he let it slide. Or at least that's how a competent game would have spun it.
@AnAverageGoblin
@AnAverageGoblin 4 жыл бұрын
@OverDose In the DN universe where Duke was a real person that saved the world, someone made a video game where he played with a log of shit
@Palachrist
@Palachrist 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m not a toy, kid. I’m an action figure.” I liked that delivery.
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 3 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly wholesome from Duke
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@guilhermehank4938 Duke might be a egoistic narcissist, but he was never an asshole. He is a rich and famous macho, and he enjoys it, but his fame is built on doing the right thing. Witty one-liners that fit the tone are in line with him, and that line works well. Remember, take your vitamins and you might grow up just as awesome as him.
@batsardcat3285
@batsardcat3285 2 жыл бұрын
23:41 for the moment
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 2 жыл бұрын
It's a good line.
@torylva
@torylva Жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios I mean, until you get to the "You're fucked" line
@legojay14
@legojay14 4 жыл бұрын
The "Not my babes! NOT IN MY TOWN!" Line is honestly perfect for duke actually being mad. That should stay around as something quintessentially him. Just like how "Rip and tear. Until it is done" works perfectly for the doom slayer
@5udimax
@5udimax 4 жыл бұрын
Yes but Doomguy actually rips and tears You can see what Duke thought about his babes when he meets the twins again.
@Here_is_Waldo
@Here_is_Waldo 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if DoomGuy ever stops Ripping and Tearing to go find some babes of his own. Or dudes, if that's his thing.
@theguylivinginyourwalls
@theguylivinginyourwalls 4 жыл бұрын
@@Here_is_Waldo Then you remember that Doomguy is canonically a devout Catholic virgin.
@LordofSadFac
@LordofSadFac 4 жыл бұрын
But then he contradicts himself just like 2 maps later
@legojay14
@legojay14 4 жыл бұрын
@@LordofSadFac That's because this game is hot garbage. But the line itself is good for Duke
@tea_F2
@tea_F2 5 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the fact that Cancer Mouse died and was promptly reincarnated as Captain Dillon
@daishi5571
@daishi5571 5 жыл бұрын
You enjoyed that! You monster ;-)
@PDRNorrington
@PDRNorrington 5 жыл бұрын
Lore-wise Captain Dillon will replace CM for a while in the new reality, I'm scared.
@daishi5571
@daishi5571 5 жыл бұрын
@@PDRNorrington Civvie needs lore! What is the world coming to lol
@PDRNorrington
@PDRNorrington 5 жыл бұрын
@@daishi5571 let just say Cl4p-trap is Cancer mouse for alt Civvie as the alt future is that Randy wasn't stopped after the eldritch horror murdered everyone.
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
I get that Dillon's supposed to be a parody of Marcus Fenix, but Marcus, roided up fridge covered in kevlar with limited personality that he is, is 300 times a better character than Captain Dillon. Marcus makes jokes and small-talk like a normal person, loses friends and family and reacts accordingly to it, questions the evil government he begrudgingly fights for, And in the end generally tries to do the right thing, or at least the best he can in a given situation. Duke Nukem Forever made me feel bad for a *_Gears of War_* character. Jesus Christ man, that's fuckin RAW.
@KillThad
@KillThad 4 жыл бұрын
17:39 There's something completely hysterical to me about a lady fawning over Duke while he stares at her stone-faced holding a fucking live rat.
@dakotacross1519
@dakotacross1519 3 жыл бұрын
So has it ever been explained which kind of women were taken or is it straight up women napping cause i kinda feel the space creeps r kinda going after bimbos... Which in some ways im party in favor of increase in planitary iq has benefits.
@zigfaust
@zigfaust 3 жыл бұрын
@@dakotacross1519 I always assumed they went after the ones that were considered "attracitve by media standards" from assuming the most high value women are actresses and models since they are everyone (from an alien viewpoint) on tv/net/ads. Chances are the aliens could have greatly benefited from 300lbs pure muscle Eurasian women, but due to what we value as a society on a mass scale, they went went after big tits, big buts, and empty heads. That's why they didnt take the brothel owner in the DLC: she was smart so they didnt value her. That and she's just a badass who also kept her workers safe.
@sorrenblitz805
@sorrenblitz805 2 жыл бұрын
@@dakotacross1519 "Damn, why do they always take the Hot ones!?" - Duke Nukem. The goal is breed, I assume they were expecting a 9 out of ten, and can't settle for a 7 or a 7.5.
@MaxEverywhereSystem
@MaxEverywhereSystem 2 жыл бұрын
he brought her a gift hes like a cat
@fatasssquirrel1731
@fatasssquirrel1731 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaxEverywhereSystem Better than a what he finds in the toilet...
@yourpalsammy9773
@yourpalsammy9773 3 жыл бұрын
"I love a good joke. I mean, for fuck's sake. I own the Duke Nukem franchise." Yeah, Randy. That *is* a fucking joke, bud. Not a very good one.
@quinnholloway5400
@quinnholloway5400 3 жыл бұрын
He killed our action lad
@christraven
@christraven 3 жыл бұрын
I've always felt that line should be: "I love a good joke. I mean, for fuck's sake, I *am* one."
@GloryTime
@GloryTime 3 жыл бұрын
The dialogue in this game is a bigger joke than Randy’s career and that’s some top tier comedy
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
A 7, 7.5 joke
@erselley9017
@erselley9017 2 жыл бұрын
Quick question. I've seen civvie break out about 4 clips of Randy "preforming" on a stage in front of an audience. In every clip he is wearing a different child molester kind of shirt so I'm assuming they were filmed at different times. I've seen him attempt a stand up comedian performance, sing a touching song about a bigot, attempt to preform a magic trick and answer questions I'm assuming came from the audience. What in the actual hell is that about? Does he go on tour with a variety show? Who attends the variety show? Do you have to show proof that you own every borderlands game to attend the variety show? If so is there anyone out there that would be willing to attend and ask him why he insists on wearing shirts that put him at a solid 7 or 7 1/2 on the do not leave your children alone with this man because he may turn them into a lampshade scale? I would do it myself but I do not own borderlands and I wouldn't be allowed to attend.
@Mr-Mania
@Mr-Mania 4 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that Gearbox is almost always at their best when they're making expansions or DLC for pre-existing games
@Mr-Mania
@Mr-Mania 4 жыл бұрын
Opposing forces for example
@bobcatracer
@bobcatracer 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mr-Mania (Happy Shepherd noises) (Which is silence but still)
@zoinkthepowerful6399
@zoinkthepowerful6399 3 жыл бұрын
What's better is that that rule applies to there own games
@randomguy7891
@randomguy7891 3 жыл бұрын
Borderlands 3 DLC?
@troyg2102
@troyg2102 3 жыл бұрын
Besides Borderlands the only game I've personally (just my opinion and what I've played) enjoyed in the past 15 years was Brothers in Arms lol. Plus it's one they devoloped in house not just published. Also like Borderlands
@qweriop
@qweriop 4 жыл бұрын
"Some people will always prefer physical copies. Mainly because deleting a game just doesn't give you the same satisfaction as microwaving it!" -Ben Croshaw
@SgtMjRomero
@SgtMjRomero 3 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee always was a legend
@SgtMjRomero
@SgtMjRomero 3 жыл бұрын
32:20
@TheCorrodedMan
@TheCorrodedMan 3 жыл бұрын
Don’t call him Ben. He hates it when you call him Ben. Oh christ here he comes oh GOD- (Muffled sounds of British violence)
@Ribbons0121R121
@Ribbons0121R121 3 жыл бұрын
it really doesnt while i havent bought a physical copy of a game and hated it, i might end up doing that if i can find destiny in a gamestop somehwhere, ive heard a lot more negative then positive veiws on it
@gallomancer_mkV
@gallomancer_mkV 3 жыл бұрын
ZP the GOAT
@lightguard1
@lightguard1 4 жыл бұрын
I have a weird relationship with this game. I liked it initially, in a way that it is so terrible it's good. But probably the most hilarious things about this game is how it was localised in russia. Duke got the same voice actor who voiced shrek, i just cant stop laugh of how hilarious to hear duke's catchphrases in shrek's voice.
@LonelySpaceDetective
@LonelySpaceDetective 4 жыл бұрын
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MAH CASINO?!"
@inertia_dagger
@inertia_dagger 4 жыл бұрын
I gotta play russian version at some point, never knew about this ЧТО ВЫ ДЕЛАЕТЕ НА МОЁМ БОЛОТЕ?!
@ZioMcCall
@ZioMcCall 4 жыл бұрын
And then in the italian version the voice actor of duke also voiced the italian version of Blazko's father in New Colossus. From saving babes to abusing his family in one second.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 3 жыл бұрын
In the German version he got the same VA as Bruce Willis. Ever since I wanted a Duke Nukem movie with Willis as Duke!
@SynGirl32
@SynGirl32 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just picturing Duke played by Mike Myers.
@glebkazantsev7429
@glebkazantsev7429 Жыл бұрын
The theory about Duke "Asshole" in the original game and "Human" Duke in the expansion: what if the entire time of the story, Duke was in Area 51, under the torture of Doctor Proton, and the main campaign plot was from the point of view of one of his Dukenators? This explains his complete disregard for everyone and everything in the plot.
@Umbra_Ursus
@Umbra_Ursus Жыл бұрын
Honestly, that both drastically helps Duke's character, and raises some sad existential questions for the Dukenator. It was a jerk, sure, but it could dream, was at least briefly upset about the Twins, and did at least try to save the day on it's end. Do we give it props as a Bizarro Nukem that tried, or just write it off as a failed clone?
@ThatOneMan830
@ThatOneMan830 7 ай бұрын
@@Umbra_Ursus God damn I’ve not even played any Duke games but written well that could be legit fuckin’ compelling.
@razordoom1
@razordoom1 5 жыл бұрын
90's Duke: "Lets save the Earth and get some beer and babes after" Forever Duke: *An actual sociopath with a complete absence of empathy
@Bakkland
@Bakkland 5 жыл бұрын
90s duke was a pastiche of 80s action heroes. imitating that kinda satirical style in 2011 naturally comes off as fucking cliche at best, and extremely tone deaf idiocy at worst
@derdrakkar
@derdrakkar 5 жыл бұрын
You mean nothing changed? Duke was never a fun/good character. Hell, I prefer Quake's ranger, even though he's literally not a character. It's not Duke that changed. It's that more people grew up and learned that shitty machos are shitty.
@AVGNROCKS1996
@AVGNROCKS1996 5 жыл бұрын
But Duke never came across like a uncaring sociopath that laughed at his friends deaths. Even Caleb showed emotion when someone he cared about died, and he was designed to be evil.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones THANK YOU! I fucking hate when people say Duke wasn't changed. Yes, he has an ego the size of the Pistol Star, yes, he's ridiculous, but he WAS a hero, and he WAS cool, DNF Duke is fucking weak as a player character and completely unlikable.
@lhfirex
@lhfirex 5 жыл бұрын
@ScopeDog So Duke was Randy himself, then.
@shakefan1484
@shakefan1484 4 жыл бұрын
I like how neither Civvie or seemingly anyone in the comments brings up that the room you wake up in at the start of "The Doctor Who Cloned Me" is basically the main menu from Black Ops .
@scottl.1568
@scottl.1568 4 жыл бұрын
I saw and commented on it
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 4 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they didn't notice that the door on the far side of the room is the same design as the DOSC detention cells like Civvie's one.
@gabrielwarren6955
@gabrielwarren6955 4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@barelyawake868
@barelyawake868 4 жыл бұрын
the numbers, duke.
@restlessfrager
@restlessfrager 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair the target demographic for Duke Nukem (mainly old school shooters with good campaigns) is diametrically opposed to the CoD kiddies.
@Paugodio
@Paugodio 5 жыл бұрын
"I hate Valve puzzles" I feel like that line came from the big man Pissford himself considering how much he hates Steam.
@MineSlimeTV
@MineSlimeTV 5 жыл бұрын
Why would he hate a platform like this with it support and usage of a great model and vision of pc players?
@Petman1325
@Petman1325 5 жыл бұрын
@@MineSlimeTV Because Epic Games Store gives more money to devs (in addition to bribing games to be exclusive) and doesn't have reviews or forums, meaning people can't say mean things about his game.
@KayX291
@KayX291 4 жыл бұрын
Not really, this has more to do when Gearbox was working with Valve together (They've made Opposing Force, Blue Shift and that PS2 port of Half Life 1) and was developing Counter Strike: Condition Zero (which later on landed on Ritual Entertainment and finally into Turtle Rock Studios) which ended them leaving Valve partnership due to "lack of creative control given by Valve" as they've wanted to make a single player experience for CS and no, that CS:CZ Deleted Scenes isn't from Gearbox but from Ritual Entertainment.
@ye6942
@ye6942 4 жыл бұрын
Thertane stajia if you watch the Half Life documentary, it’s actually fucked more. Valve was trying to get the Half Life IP from Sierra, and was fucking over their partners (like Gearbox) without letting them in on it. It’s one of the few instances where Valve were just assholes and Randy is warranted in his hatred
@rudorlf3441
@rudorlf3441 4 жыл бұрын
@@ye6942 While true, it seems that Randy had bear his hatred towards Valve for far too long and intense (Valve did fucked up a lot back in the 2000s, compared to nowadays) to the point of being potentially detrimental to his company, and he didn't do favor for himself either in terms of behavior.
@Manawolfman
@Manawolfman 3 жыл бұрын
One improvement out of many that could be applied: the ego boosters are all one click and you're done. Instead of trying to play pool or slots and eating up so much time, Duke proves how awesome he is by simply stepping up to the pool table, and pulling a one-shot win, sinking all the balls in one go. Heck, it would have been less to program since then all you've got is a quick cutscene instead of an entire minigame.
@chloewebb5526
@chloewebb5526 Жыл бұрын
Ego could've been tied to kill streaks and comments of thanks of saved babes. They couldve just simply had a shooting gallery with a hidden room (imagine hidden rooms or secret entrances in a duke game....) that has a chained door. Blam, one blast and abbes run out - ego boosted, and secrete found, ammo in the room they ran out of. Like - its basic level design for a 90s shooter, sure. But afer 14 years of shooters being standardized, back to basics with a bit of ingenuity is what we wanted. Nah, they wanted to have minigames of GTA San Andreas length, as if DNF was a huge open world with no urgency lol
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
To be fair, playing billiards (without a cue) is a reference to Duke Nukem 3D
@SuperLlama42
@SuperLlama42 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Duke, 20 seconds into a turret section, went "Fuck this" and ripped the turret out of its base and just walked around with it. Yeah, it probably was done before even at the time, but it'd still be better than a straight turret section.
@valletas
@valletas 4 жыл бұрын
And it would be a good joke Specially at the time Man i hate turret sections
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117
@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117 2 жыл бұрын
Master chief: Impressive!
@beartheconfused6798
@beartheconfused6798 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously a Deadpool game (can’t remember the exact name) Made a joke like this where he starts pouting how long this turret section is and sounds relieved when it ends. This would have been hilarious for someone like duke.
@TrinityPayne
@TrinityPayne 2 жыл бұрын
I mean... The guy he replaced (Grayson Hunt) in Bulletstorm literally does that. He kills the turret dude and rips it off to use it. Problem is it had to be balanced so it overheats and is battery powered
@marreco6347
@marreco6347 Жыл бұрын
You know what's crazier? Killzone 3, the peak of generic 7th gen shooters, allowed you to rip out turrets, and it wasn't even for a joke.
@umbaupause
@umbaupause 5 жыл бұрын
4 Weapons. "Expanded Inventory" Every old school shooter is laughing right now. Really really hard.
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think DNF intended to be an old school FPS, but rather a Halo with Duke in it. Which makes the power armor joke pretty hypocritical, if you ask me.
@umbaupause
@umbaupause 5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 Oh yeah, I guess. But like. It's still funny to call 4 slots "expanded". Kinda like the Borderlands games, where they give you 2 puny slots and eventually have the mercy to expand it to a whole... uh, 4... Wait a minute. Huh. Makes ya think.
@moritzzz1
@moritzzz1 5 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate limited weapons so much
@psxcsomething6114
@psxcsomething6114 5 жыл бұрын
@@umbaupause well tbh in borderlands there are like a gazzilion guns so ill take the 4 slots instead of having to cycle through all the guns in my backpack being shitty guns the majority
@joshwist556
@joshwist556 5 жыл бұрын
umbaupause No it’s 40 slots to hold your things and 50 slots for safe keeping...Yeah that can hold 1 billion guns.
@qlip_
@qlip_ 5 жыл бұрын
seeing randy pitchford stand next to jim sterling like that is cursed beyond so many levels
@Gator_Queen8188
@Gator_Queen8188 5 жыл бұрын
Yet oddly poetic
@lpj2216
@lpj2216 5 жыл бұрын
Jim sterling isnt that bad tbh
@Skullnaught
@Skullnaught 5 жыл бұрын
@@lpj2216 he is
@KingKongsFingers
@KingKongsFingers 5 жыл бұрын
@Another Furfag could you explain the story please?
@lpj2216
@lpj2216 5 жыл бұрын
@Another Furfag still better than randy pitchford
@vulkantheprimarch8905
@vulkantheprimarch8905 3 жыл бұрын
I gotta say, JSJ's delivery on that "NOT MY BABES, NOT IN MY TOWN!" line is pretty great, and I can almost see it being the Duke equivalent to "rip and tear". There is a beautiful timeline out there where DNF was Doom 2016 quality, and paved the way for a cultural comeback for Duke and less-serious FPSs.
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 3 жыл бұрын
That felt old school duke. You can fuck with him BUT NOT HIS BABES!
@vulkantheprimarch8905
@vulkantheprimarch8905 3 жыл бұрын
@@guilhermehank4938 exactly! Duke is a superficial parody on the outside, but I feel like his core as a character is still inherently heroic, and outrage at the danger of civilians at the hands of an uncaring force is *textbook* hero stuff.
@guilhermehank4938
@guilhermehank4938 3 жыл бұрын
@@vulkantheprimarch8905 Forever could have expanded on Duke to show he has more to him but I felt like it took from his character instead of adding because it made him be even more flanderized
@pawsza8698
@pawsza8698 3 жыл бұрын
,
@smegmaniac37
@smegmaniac37 2 жыл бұрын
The original version from the 2001 trailer is like 80% complete or something and is somewhere out there, waiting for someone to release it to the public
@Prodan86
@Prodan86 5 жыл бұрын
Finally it's here,now we can aim higher DAIKATANA NO PATCHES FOR 200K
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
ARMA CIVVIE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING.
@TheOdst219
@TheOdst219 5 жыл бұрын
@@xmm-cf5eg civvie can't play ARMA by himself. He needs a squad.
@GentleHeretic
@GentleHeretic 5 жыл бұрын
"Daikatana!" You know, while not perfect Daikatana still was a lot of fun and -- "Unpatched!" Oh. Oh yeah, tear it to shreds, base game is janky as fuck.
@othername4365
@othername4365 5 жыл бұрын
18:39 garret out of nowhere 😂 nice thief2 ref 👌
@jekblom123
@jekblom123 5 жыл бұрын
that'll probably come sooner than we think actually.
@mrbigglezworth42
@mrbigglezworth42 5 жыл бұрын
The major difference between DOOM 2016 and DNF is that the boys at Id Software had to take a long hard look at what they were originally making and realize that diverging so far from the spirit of DOOM that they were essentially any old shooter. With that realization they remade a lot of the game from the ground up to keep that original spirit even if the gameplay has changed quite a bit over the years. DNF is what you get when the lead creative director insists on putting damn near every new piece of gameplay from the last 12 years and changing engines constantly and at one point development actually stopping because the original studio going bankrupt, among other things, and then eventually being picked up by Gearbox to ship a frankensteins monster of a game out the door. DNF didn't just fail, it was made to fail from the start.
@jemperdiller
@jemperdiller 4 жыл бұрын
Doom 2016 is an arcade arena shooter with power fantasy narrative, and classic Doom is gothic sci-fi horror fps, what "spirit" are you talking about? The fact that DOOM 2016 was meant to be sci-fi CoD clone that got rectified proves only that AAA corporations have some miniscule chance to innovate or to risk, not that they naturally capable of implementing classic game archetypes. DNF story just looks like 3 good games that was sabotaged and 1 awful game that got released.
@jagtech490
@jagtech490 4 жыл бұрын
Maledict the original doom wasn’t horror and it was a power fantasy as well
@jagtech490
@jagtech490 4 жыл бұрын
Maledict the only “gothic horror “ doom was sigil and some levels in 64,oh yeah and doom 3 but even then that failed at horror and was just unnecessarily dark to the point where I couldn’t see shit
@valletas
@valletas 4 жыл бұрын
@@jemperdiller oh yea its so gottic and terrifing playing doom 1 and 2 you know listening too the metal music while killing orders of demons from hell while you control a badass
@valletas
@valletas 4 жыл бұрын
@@jagtech490 and sigil inst a official product
@CertifiedNEETClassic
@CertifiedNEETClassic 5 жыл бұрын
If Randy Pitchford loves a good joke so much, why couldn't he write any into Borderlands? :^)
@Wizuu0274
@Wizuu0274 5 жыл бұрын
He did write a ton of jokes, it's just that his sense of humor is trash so every character's line being 9 times longer than it needs to is comedy gold in his eyes.
@AitchDoes
@AitchDoes 4 жыл бұрын
Because Randy is the biggest joke he could ever make :^]
@devonmolina5200
@devonmolina5200 4 жыл бұрын
I thought people liked Borderlands 1?
@admiraltonydawning3847
@admiraltonydawning3847 4 жыл бұрын
@@devonmolina5200 But not 3.
@19thcenturygentleman33
@19thcenturygentleman33 4 жыл бұрын
Tony Dawning it was mediocre
@ridho39
@ridho39 3 жыл бұрын
Daikatana made John Romero more humble Duke Nukem Forever made Randy Pitchford more greasier
@nman551
@nman551 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@lkotro21
@lkotro21 2 жыл бұрын
Do you think it's Randy that put those ... teen girls in Duke's glasses in the earlier build?
@MABTRG
@MABTRG 2 жыл бұрын
@@lkotro21 Yes, it was greasy bastard's porn collection.
@nman551
@nman551 2 жыл бұрын
@@lkotro21 yes
@LotsaRaindrop73
@LotsaRaindrop73 2 жыл бұрын
@@lkotro21 do you even need to ask that question? Of course it was him!
@jimothygooseshire
@jimothygooseshire 5 жыл бұрын
The "I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream" quote about Dillon killed me.
@necrosadotor
@necrosadotor 5 жыл бұрын
was really surprising
@lividsphincter4098
@lividsphincter4098 5 жыл бұрын
@blackrave404 he got better
@Ryotaiku
@Ryotaiku 5 жыл бұрын
You know, in spite of how shitty this game is, I still kinda love the premise of a worldwide celebrity saving the world from aliens years after his prime, just showing that he's still got it. If it was made by a developer better than Gearbox, who are physically incapable of making any good games that aren't tied to Borderlands, then it'd probably turn out pretty great.
@MineSlimeTV
@MineSlimeTV 5 жыл бұрын
It woilve and perhaps it can still be made.. Maybe if some people would mod change and revert the game? Or performing it and making it like if it was into the old times they worked onto it? I never played it but many "bad games" are bad for the developing and processing function wich oddly enough when it is related to video games they still getting decided to being released just for returning a mere profit of survivability...i always hope and never infact despise these so worst games of all time friend as I still presume something can still be obtained after all of this maybe in the future or by trying!
@EnjoyCocaColaLight
@EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 жыл бұрын
They also made Opposing Force, not to forget.
@BullFrogFace
@BullFrogFace 4 жыл бұрын
Bulletstorm is good though
@Endonkulation
@Endonkulation 4 жыл бұрын
Bulletstorm was made by Epic games and People Who Fly
@Anomaly188
@Anomaly188 4 жыл бұрын
@@awesomeMSE Saints Row 3 and 4 don't sit well with me. 3 is the series jumping the shark while 4 is hang-gliding over the shark tank and dropping a deuce in it just because. It's the point when the series stopped being an irreverent and humorous GTA clone to a devteam being as outlandishly over the top and juvenile as possible just for the sake of it and cutting all the narrative and pacing corners they could get away with.
@phoxfire
@phoxfire 5 жыл бұрын
"The World is Dead" "That could be a problem"
@MIITRIN
@MIITRIN 5 жыл бұрын
Re set RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE SHADOW MONSTERS THAT KILLED RANDY PITCHFORD
@SMG-vx3mu
@SMG-vx3mu 5 жыл бұрын
Eh, it died spiritually a long, long time ago.
@SharpieSkunk
@SharpieSkunk 5 жыл бұрын
@@Toxicgamerdog As a furry I'm incredibly surprised there isn't any porn of you guys
@fuzzydunlop7928
@fuzzydunlop7928 5 жыл бұрын
@@SharpieSkunk I'm taking commissions.
@SirusDiarota
@SirusDiarota 5 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzydunlop7928 Rule 35. If there isn't porn of it, someone will make it for you.
@Evn087
@Evn087 3 жыл бұрын
I love the reference to "i have no mouth and i must scream" when he talks about the hate he has for Dillon
@charleshaskell2056
@charleshaskell2056 2 жыл бұрын
same, dude!
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
Why oh why is that kind of line not in the game itself.
@nman551
@nman551 2 жыл бұрын
I just caught that
@thegreatnahwhaile
@thegreatnahwhaile Жыл бұрын
pro i have no mouth when civvie?
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 Жыл бұрын
Too bad Hellison was an edgy a-hole.
@morganwos5376
@morganwos5376 4 жыл бұрын
the irony behind DNF is it was constantly rewritten for new and more impressive engines and when it came out it looked at least 5 years old
@solidsnake8008
@solidsnake8008 2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the 2001 build looks 5 to 10 years past it's time.
@Archon3960
@Archon3960 2 жыл бұрын
Daikatana anyone? x)
@TSL73
@TSL73 2 жыл бұрын
@@solidsnake8008 the 2001 version looks better than most fps games from that time period
@solidsnake8008
@solidsnake8008 2 жыл бұрын
@@TSL73 Agreed
@squidoverlord3362
@squidoverlord3362 4 ай бұрын
Biggest issue with duke is he takes himself waaay to seriously and trys waaay to hard to be bad ass. Vs serious sam... that still trys to be cool, but does not take it seriously. As sam intentionaly makes silly jokes intended to be silly and googy. Vs duke that every joke he tells is trying to be sexual or cool 100% of the time.
@Soldierboy441
@Soldierboy441 5 жыл бұрын
“Oh boy a new Civvie video” *One hour long* “Time to strap in, we’re in the dungeon now”
@pistool1
@pistool1 5 жыл бұрын
OMG. Kids, we did it :D Thanks for the great and highly entertaining new video!
@jollygrapefruit786
@jollygrapefruit786 5 жыл бұрын
Oh did he borrow it from Ross by any chance? XD
@timedraven117
@timedraven117 5 жыл бұрын
Did some one say Ross Scott?
@MaffiLu
@MaffiLu 5 жыл бұрын
"BRB gonna buy nachos and beer"
@disgustingweeabootrash1542
@disgustingweeabootrash1542 5 жыл бұрын
So who's Van Darkholme in this situation?
@SleepyAdam
@SleepyAdam 5 жыл бұрын
I find it so funny they were so worried about innovation when in reality Duke Nukem 3d wasn't great because it was technologically boundary pushing, it was great because it was creatively boundary pushing. It released near a very technologically impressive game, Quake, yet it's still fondly remembered. Tech isn't everything. Creativity and passion is.
@suprshin
@suprshin 5 жыл бұрын
They needed the tech to make cake they were able to make. I do agree with you, just bringing a different perspective.
@Anomaly188
@Anomaly188 5 жыл бұрын
I think Broussard was shook by what Quake was able to do and was adamant in his desire that Duke should be the pinnacle of technological design. Problem was he couldn't see that engine technology was progressing faster than the time required to make a half decent game. His other problem was Ken Silverman leaving the game industry after making a voxel based engine and failing to finish a Build successor engine.
@techmouse.
@techmouse. 3 жыл бұрын
Duke Nukem became exactly what it used to make fun of. Just like The Simpsons.
@karsenlafferty9841
@karsenlafferty9841 5 жыл бұрын
Are we going to ignore how Randy pitchford claim the reason why he brought porn to his job was to learn a magic trick (Edit note I re-watched the pro Duke nukem series and he made a joke about the situation)
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 5 жыл бұрын
Squirty, soaking wet magic tricks
@jaredsamples6969
@jaredsamples6969 5 жыл бұрын
Cock magic!
@rogercheetoofficial
@rogercheetoofficial 5 жыл бұрын
He wanted to learn how to use his "Magic Wand"
@dotanuki3371
@dotanuki3371 5 жыл бұрын
that pitchford can't tell the difference between magic and adolescent piss explains why dnf released like it did
@robertharris6092
@robertharris6092 5 жыл бұрын
Ya. Randys a bit.... special.
@reloadpsi
@reloadpsi 5 жыл бұрын
"I remember when Duke could hold his breath" Yeah for like fifteen seconds because he took steroids and had no cardio whatsoever.
@reloadpsi
@reloadpsi 5 жыл бұрын
@K Korona If cardio is for communists why are good running shoes so damn expensive? :(
@lionocyborg6030
@lionocyborg6030 5 жыл бұрын
@K Korona So we can either be a commie or contract heart disease from lack of exercise? Just as well I hate greedy corporations like Gearbox and one of my favourite colors is red...
@jacobussmit1453
@jacobussmit1453 5 жыл бұрын
@K Korona pfft, nice. Thanks for the chuckle
@Hamun002
@Hamun002 5 жыл бұрын
K Korona why does cardio have anything to do with government systems or economic systems? Are there not wolves?
@jacobussmit1453
@jacobussmit1453 5 жыл бұрын
@@Hamun002 communism stinks
@Viddaric
@Viddaric 5 жыл бұрын
51:02 WAIT, DO THE DUKE CLONES SAY "IT'S TIME TO CHEW ASS"!?
@cheezeygoodnez7801
@cheezeygoodnez7801 4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@DanielAyy
@DanielAyy 3 жыл бұрын
It's Dick Kickem!
@ootdoo3234
@ootdoo3234 3 жыл бұрын
hehehe He said it he said it
@Joesmho23
@Joesmho23 3 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty funny honestly
@xX_Lol6_Xx
@xX_Lol6_Xx 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, quite funny
@LAVATORR
@LAVATORR 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Duke Nukem Forever was a satire about an asshole that saves the world and really wears out his welcome, but still gets whatever he wants because we owe him our lives. What if every other character in the game acted like a normal human, but Duke is still wandering around screaming 16 year-old catchphrases stolen from movies everybody's seen? Duke would be all WINTER IS COMING..........YOU DOUCHE, and a beleagured father would sigh, then tell his eight year-old son to ask Duke for his autograph, because Duke needs this.
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
And the game ends with Duke coming to terms with his age and saving the world and his babes in the process.
@LAVATORR
@LAVATORR Жыл бұрын
@@concept5631 I really, really wish Duke had an AI-controlled partner who's this straight-laced, badass commando that also happens to be gay. Not to make a political statement or anything, I just think it's hilarious to imagine Duke being really confused by the concept of homosexuality and John St John delivering lines like WHAT DOES GAY MEAN and SO YOU DON'T LIKE BABES and DOES THAT MEAN YOU FIGHT BABES and WHAT IF THE BABE HAD BIG BOOBS
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
@@LAVATORR Then we someone tries to be homophobic Duke kicks them to crayon chunks. Duke is easily dumb himbo material.
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
@@LAVATORR This is right up Gianni's alley.
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
⁠​⁠@@LAVATORRi see where you’re coming from, but I much prefer Gianni’s version of Duke where he’s a very progressive ally with no caveats, that’s just funnier to me. (And also subverting expectation while still being in character in a way)
@GoredonTheDestroyer
@GoredonTheDestroyer 4 жыл бұрын
To this day, I'm still convinced the "Looks like you're... Fucked" line was added to the script last minute, either by or at the request of Pitchford. Even for a guy as crass and unlikable as Duke, it seems _very_ out of character for him, especially considering all the effort Duke goes through to try and save the twins (And also considering his lines for when you kill a cocooned woman are mostly on the sadder side). Randy must've either added that in while Jon St. John was away, or slipped him $50 to say it and then had it added to the scene where it would literally be _the_ most inappropriate thing for the main character to say. It honestly sounds like something Duke would've said to Dillon as he bled out, before walking away and remarking that "He won't be in the sequel." There's a lot wrong with this game, and I'd estimate about 70-80 percent of that can be traced back to Pitchford.
@TheTdw2000
@TheTdw2000 4 жыл бұрын
Male feminists are always hiding something fucked up
@kinganarkzie
@kinganarkzie 4 жыл бұрын
I think it just a case that Duke was never a well written character in the first place. In the Duke 3d he was mostly just taking one liners from famous movies. Duke never really had any kind of consistent character, he's meant to be a ladies man that every woman has the hots for yet hangs around strippers and hookers and talks like the kind of guy that a woman would blow off after 30 seconds of interacting with him. The original incubator levels worked because they seemed like a smuty but cartoony take on Aliens, it was light hearted ,the new level went with realism and that just gave it a really creepy rape fantasy vibe. The "Looks like you're... Fucked" line actually seems like it fits with 3d realms humour especially 90's Shadow Warrior.
@anonvideo738
@anonvideo738 4 жыл бұрын
@@kinganarkzie While duke is not well written, he does have a clear character. He is your average 80s muscleman badass action hero. But then everything is ramped up to the point of ridicule, and everyone pretends he's awesome while he really is a shallow guy. They couldve fixed the hive level easily, duke comes in, mows down the aliens and frees the women and tells them to get out of there. Then he gets to the twins, breaks them out, and they are too weakened to walk on their own. So duke is like "yeah im not leaving any babes behind" stacks them on his shoulder and holds them in place with one arm, while the other hand is free to gun down aliens. That way you have a perfect duke moment, two hot girls (or at least thats what they are supposed to be i guess) in one hand, a big gun in the other.
@memyselfi9576
@memyselfi9576 4 жыл бұрын
@@anonvideo738 adding to that the game could make you choose which twin to take it for an achievement or unlockable or whatever you can try to take both and not be able to use any guns and use the mighty boot
@kinganarkzie
@kinganarkzie 4 жыл бұрын
​@@anonvideo738 I like your version of the Hive better than what we got but it further highlights my point, in Duke 3D he never did anything like what you're describing. Every woman he came across he either killed or gave them money to show him their boobs. We are each filling in the blanks in our head about how affected he was by these interactions, maybe he was torn up about having to kill them or maybe he just thought "well that's another girl I wont get a chance to fuck". I reckon the developers probably never gave much thought to it, it was all about what was cool in the moment. If they make another Duke game I would like them to go in the direction you have described, pistol fire being able to explode cars, explosions being escable by simply running and jump in the other direction maybe even triggering slow motion, Duke having to answer to an angry police chief etc. A real 80's action movie send up.
@Symmetriad
@Symmetriad 4 жыл бұрын
"I got your Planck-length right here, baby." Nice self-own, Duke.
@christopherwall2121
@christopherwall2121 3 жыл бұрын
That's literally the only funny line in the entire game and I desperately wish that was Duke's default state in it: in his attempts at sounding cool or impressing women, he ends up inevitably making a fool of himself.
@jordanwalsh1691
@jordanwalsh1691 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherwall2121 Yeah, if you move away from lampooning the macho womanizing meathead action hero archetype, and instead lean into unreservedly revering those qualities, you're gonna have a bad time.
@CruelestChris
@CruelestChris 3 жыл бұрын
@@jordanwalsh1691 Yeah, DNF is like seeing the version of reality that exists inside Johnny Bravo's head where everyone thinks he's as cool as he does.
@bobcostas6272
@bobcostas6272 3 жыл бұрын
@@CruelestChris lets be honest johnny bravo is a chad among chads
@sir0herrbatka
@sir0herrbatka 3 жыл бұрын
@@christopherwall2121 Well, since Duke Nukem is taken away by gearbox, 3D realms is free to make a parody of Duke Nukem.
@romantisanon4647
@romantisanon4647 5 жыл бұрын
"I got your Planck length right here" ...Duke, Planck length is literally the smallest size scientifically possible. Was that comeback intentional?
@coten
@coten 5 жыл бұрын
well, there is the whole steroid abuse factor
@macrussell78
@macrussell78 4 жыл бұрын
You have to remember Duke is really *REALLY* stupid.
@xotl2780
@xotl2780 4 жыл бұрын
He was holding up his pinky instead of his middle finger.
@infinityhand6569
@infinityhand6569 4 жыл бұрын
@@macrussell78 Duke isn't dumb. Maybe in this game yeah but every other game shows him to be very intelligent and resourceful. His biggest muscle is his brain.........next to his dick
@jj_see_film
@jj_see_film 4 жыл бұрын
Within the context of the conversion it kinda makes sense
@mtx90
@mtx90 2 жыл бұрын
Civvie: "But sorry, we can't let the 2001 build of DNF leak" That phrase aged like milk.
@velkana
@velkana 2 жыл бұрын
so glad it did too, it's honestly fun even in a mostly unfinished state
@thelegoman4705
@thelegoman4705 2 жыл бұрын
Good thing it aged poorly I say
@quietrioter
@quietrioter 2 жыл бұрын
I guess we may get Pro Nukem Forever (2001)
@MrBastiaanmachielse
@MrBastiaanmachielse 2 жыл бұрын
It aged like fine peated whiskey on pinewood barrels.
@Malisa1990
@Malisa1990 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this after his leak video is beautiful.
@ShinoSarna
@ShinoSarna 5 жыл бұрын
29:40 From what I've heard, Captain Dylan was only added to the game to replace Bombshell as Duke's sidekick, because 3D Realms retained rights to her. I wouldn't be surprised if he was just a generic EDF soldier model that was turned into a "real" character by Gearbox.
@thegammalemon
@thegammalemon 5 жыл бұрын
but wasn't Shelly's first appearance in Bombshell 2016?
@ShinoSarna
@ShinoSarna 5 жыл бұрын
@@thegammalemon First complete appearance, but she was originally created for DNF, and appears in the 1998 E3 trailer. That original version of her (a busty blonde) appears in the fan mod Alien Armageddon. dukenukem.fandom.com/wiki/Bombshell
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 8 ай бұрын
I guess Shelly dodged a bullet there. Can you imagine Bombshell written like Dylan?
@viyhexe131
@viyhexe131 5 жыл бұрын
I swear, John St. John heard Dr. Proton in the DLC, and was determined to do the character better as Dr. Heskel.
@RolandTemplar
@RolandTemplar 5 жыл бұрын
U bet
@PurpleColonel
@PurpleColonel 4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, we're actually getting a new Half-Life game in less time than it took for Duke Nukem Forever to release.
@AugustAPC
@AugustAPC 3 жыл бұрын
I love Duke Nukem. When they get it right... His disregard for innocent life in this game is fucked up, though. He was pissed about his bimbos getting kidnapped, and then when they die in front of him, he's just like, "well, you're fucked!" Why? He should have like, started blubbering, comedically, and then get thrown into a rage that has the player like running through hordes of aliens and ripping them apart with his bare hands. You can have the ditzy girls, but treat them as humans. Duke can be a stupid, macho, one-liner machine, but he still needs to care about human life and be consistent about it.
@OpenMawProductions
@OpenMawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed. Duke is supposed to be a hero. Not just some asshole. "Duke, being pretty smart for a tough son of a bitch, immediately figured out what the aliens were up to." - Time to Kill manual.
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 2 жыл бұрын
The thought of Duke being a blubbering emotional wreck for even a minute is hilarious. And then they shoulda had Duke go into BERSERK PACK MODE or something.
@OpenMawProductions
@OpenMawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
@@WTFisTingispingis If you want to know how the real Duke Nukem should have acted in reponse to the aliens stealing his girls and impregnated them, just watch the Time to Kill intro and watch the few scant moments where his bike gets turned into a little girlie bicycle. He kicks the fucking bike in a fury and starts gacking pig cops with his hand cannon. You can feel the rage. That's what Duke needed as a character. Some emotional expression. That's one of the biggest reasons the first level of Doom 2016 resonated with people so strongly.
@Sonichero151
@Sonichero151 2 жыл бұрын
There is a Duke comic where Duke is sent back to WW2 and in the process of that he conforts a dying black soldier wondering if life will ever get better and Dukr tells him about Martin Luther King Jr and the March for civil rights, and then he breaks into Hitler's Bunker and turns out to be the actual reason why Hitler shot himself, he took his own life to avoid being mangled by Duke who rightfully calls him a Pussy like..... that was like 2000 times better character development than this game
@WTFisTingispingis
@WTFisTingispingis 2 жыл бұрын
@@OpenMawProductions yeah basically
@hiss8276
@hiss8276 5 жыл бұрын
Friendly reminder that Duke Nukem Forever was literally in development for the time that it takes for a newborn to reach highschool, 14 years, and is legitimately older than me, and some of the people watching this video
@Plazmatothemax
@Plazmatothemax 5 жыл бұрын
in development is a strong phrase...more or less Duke Nukem Forever was in a limbo of being beaten around and slapped together, and delayed and changed and shafted for 15, not 14, 15 years. Consider that in 2011, Major titles like Battlefield III, Dark Souls, Skyrim, Gears 3, and oh boy, a few not so known ones like Warhammer 40k Space Marine, Starwars the Old Republic, The Binding of Isaac. All of these games, are better than Duke Nukem, in plotline, character development, gameplay, and all handle very similarly(Yes the joke is BoI is very different, Dark Souls, Gears, and Star wars are all 3rd person for the most part.) And proved it's not about how long a game's in development, but how much quality is put into it. So whilst you might be less "developed", you're smarter than whoever thought to greenlight this game, and you're far more valuable than it.
@hiss8276
@hiss8276 5 жыл бұрын
Plazmatothemax I just find it crazy that the project (At it’s inception) is way older than even it’s “development”, I’m 17 now, and I believe that it’s older than me.
@Plazmatothemax
@Plazmatothemax 5 жыл бұрын
hey, don't go saying your personal info on the internet, that's dangerous stuff. otherwise, I get what you mean. have a nice day.
@Monstermania101
@Monstermania101 4 жыл бұрын
@@hiss8276 I played duke 3D when it came out in the 90’s as a kid and the announcement for this was so hype and then nothing lol. To the point where halo took over and when this was finally coming out I didn’t even buy it. I ended up buying it for 2-4$ at my local video game shop, got it so cheap because the box was broken lol. I beat the game and moments were fun but this game is an absolute mess. Randy pissford has the original DNF we all want and his plans for the franchise are killing it. Fuck pissford lol I’ve never supported him and never will.
@branflake6048
@branflake6048 4 жыл бұрын
The "whoa that waters cold, and deep too." will always get me just because you can hear Jon break character for a seconds by letting a few laughs sneak in.
@dieselpunk4117
@dieselpunk4117 2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing for me is, whenever Duke said this in my playthroughs of the game, it was never when he entered or touched any water; he said it almost every time he used a toilet and it flushed.
@faranhjar
@faranhjar 2 жыл бұрын
@@dieselpunk4117that’s the point of the line. it’s a shitty joke about how long his dick is
@GusBDamme
@GusBDamme 5 жыл бұрын
"i hope you like the Hoover Dam because its a third of this game" *Fallout New Vegas wants to know your location*
@Genrevideos
@Genrevideos 4 жыл бұрын
the cat that got away See at least with the Hoover Dam in New Vegas they actually made it an interesting place to be. Especially since it’s an integral part of the game’s ending...
@od4361
@od4361 4 жыл бұрын
@@Genrevideos Why are you comparing arguably the best game in the FO franchise, a game that has political conversations and generally good gameplay that was developed in a year or so with it's exact opposite?
@Genrevideos
@Genrevideos 4 жыл бұрын
Nasty Biscuit Because the Hoover Dam serves as an important location for both games. And it’s disappointing to see Duke Nukem Forever not doing anything interesting with the location. Especially since this is a real world location that I have been to and Marveled at when I was there.
@dawsonparker1685
@dawsonparker1685 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, its not really a third of the game Its mentioned for half the game, but you basically never have to visit there until the end if you dont want to
@keithrichards8526
@keithrichards8526 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's more like that last 1% of the game is spent there.
@RJiiFin
@RJiiFin 8 ай бұрын
Sad to see Duke losing his World Record of longest development time to Star Citizen soon
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 4 ай бұрын
It’s actually exceeded by Beyond Good and Evil 2
@zackmakedonsky425
@zackmakedonsky425 4 ай бұрын
Half Life 3?
@BJ-zf6tq
@BJ-zf6tq 3 ай бұрын
​@@zackmakedonsky425 That implies that they're developing half life 3
@HighOnIce
@HighOnIce Ай бұрын
Em-8er but that’s an actual scam lol
@Just.Kidding
@Just.Kidding Ай бұрын
That implies star citizen is still seeing meaningful active development
@YouMuttonhead
@YouMuttonhead 5 жыл бұрын
39:25 President: YOU Civvie: *turns to look where president is pointing* lmao they couldn't even have the NPC track the player properly
@Artman2004
@Artman2004 5 жыл бұрын
fuckin raw!
@kankeydong2500
@kankeydong2500 5 жыл бұрын
Its raw! Come on!
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
He was pointing to the ghost of cancer mouse, clearly.
@cletusawreetus-awrightus2799
@cletusawreetus-awrightus2799 5 жыл бұрын
SOULJA BOY TELL 'EM
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
It's RAW!
@kylehusband3369
@kylehusband3369 4 жыл бұрын
You can imagine my surprise when watching the credits for this game I realized I had a history class with the girl who voiced little jimmy
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 4 жыл бұрын
Huh
@drakep.5857
@drakep.5857 3 жыл бұрын
Ah fuck she's been cursed by randy, may God save her soul
@alfalldoot6715
@alfalldoot6715 3 жыл бұрын
Marry her
@soggybubble
@soggybubble 3 жыл бұрын
I new he sorted sounded feminine. That's cool
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 2 жыл бұрын
Lily Bowen: Little Jimny?
@GoodRogue
@GoodRogue 5 жыл бұрын
Behold the man of his word. Salutations for suffering through this so that we won't have to. Also, can't wait to see this weird stuff planned for october. Also, I Have No Mouth reference
@codylamp6814
@codylamp6814 5 жыл бұрын
Lol I have 70 hours logged into this game on steam.
@Xmara01
@Xmara01 5 жыл бұрын
Red Orktober.
@toddhoward3846
@toddhoward3846 5 жыл бұрын
Pro I have no mouth and I must scream when civvie?
@CCFi99
@CCFi99 5 жыл бұрын
@@toddhoward3846 How someone is supposed to achieve the good ending without a walkthrough while not going as insane as the protagonists is beyond me.
@toddhoward3846
@toddhoward3846 5 жыл бұрын
CCFi99 I don’t care how long it takes, even if it is a 1 million special, I want pro I have no mouth. Oh, and to answer your question, have you heard of the monkey with a typewriter thing? Where given enough time, at least one monkey out of 1,000,000 will type out the works of Shakespeare? Probably that’s how
@jessicaashba6688
@jessicaashba6688 2 жыл бұрын
Really funny how dnf can also mean "did not finish" a term in racing i belive, and it just fits so perfectly
@GoblinModeKnives
@GoblinModeKnives 5 жыл бұрын
Friendly Reminder that we did it ladies and gentlmen. we did it
@mysteriousstranger2287
@mysteriousstranger2287 5 жыл бұрын
Celebration time!
@God_gundam36
@God_gundam36 5 жыл бұрын
Well guys we did it
@ArcturusOTE
@ArcturusOTE 5 жыл бұрын
@@God_gundam36 Civvie has finally faced his fears and.... Umm.... Anything you lads wanna add?
@demogorgonzola
@demogorgonzola 5 жыл бұрын
Yep, it happened. :)
@123123s3
@123123s3 5 жыл бұрын
@@ArcturusOTE The king is dead long live the king.
@l9m241
@l9m241 3 жыл бұрын
"I hate Valve puzzles," Says the guy who has the same shotgun reloading sound as said Valve shotgun from said Valve game.
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
@theoneandonlymichaelmccormick 3 жыл бұрын
In fairness, it was also the shotgun reloading sound that 3D Rhealms has already been stealing since Max Payne in 2001, so there’s precedent.
@narrowgauge0727
@narrowgauge0727 3 жыл бұрын
glad im not alone
@unforgiven_91
@unforgiven_91 3 жыл бұрын
i also believe the explosion sound effect used sometimes in the game is the same as the explosion sound used in Half Life 2 when the barrels explode
@OpenMawProductions
@OpenMawProductions 2 жыл бұрын
They're stock sounds. The shotgun shell loading sound is also in movies like Dawn of the Dead 2004.
@nothingislogical
@nothingislogical 4 жыл бұрын
29:04 Captain Dylan's dialog here is like it was written by a high school kid that just watched Pulp Fiction for the first time and thinks the best part of the dialog is all of the cursing.
@KiraSlith
@KiraSlith 3 жыл бұрын
Rewatching this again at the end of 2021, I still find myself wishing we got the Dylan from the 2001 trailer. At least if Duke had a straight man to play off, it might've been slightly more tolerable, even if it's still otherwise completely the same mess.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 жыл бұрын
Captain Dylan is the Scrappy of Duke Nukem.
@namesurname8474
@namesurname8474 3 жыл бұрын
Well it takes one to know one, you know?
@notfreeman1776
@notfreeman1776 2 жыл бұрын
the game would have redeemed itself a lot if duke took issue to the notion that civians asking for help are pussies. duke talks trash and lives big but i think beneth all that he really does cares for innocents even if he dosent voice it at all
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
If only they would've made Duke respond to all that cursing. He has a big ego, yes, but he was never an asshole just for being an asshole.
@sonicleftus9913
@sonicleftus9913 3 жыл бұрын
From what I read, Shelly "bombshell" was dukes sidekick in early DNF, but she was swapped with Dillon..Sooo yeah
@2UNIEK
@2UNIEK 5 жыл бұрын
"Pitchford Gets Too Close to Open Flame, Convention Center Destroyed in Grease Fire." Lmao.
@ArcturusOTE
@ArcturusOTE 5 жыл бұрын
"Greasy Bastard Gets It"
@russelldoty2743
@russelldoty2743 4 жыл бұрын
He's called Pitchford for a reason.
@livingcorpse5664
@livingcorpse5664 5 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I don't think the line about wasting development money on hookers & drugs is a joke.
@nibblrrr7124
@nibblrrr7124 5 жыл бұрын
method acting, but for game dev?
@HypnotizeCampPosse
@HypnotizeCampPosse 5 жыл бұрын
why would that be a joke? you people live shelter lives.
@livingcorpse5664
@livingcorpse5664 5 жыл бұрын
@@HypnotizeCampPosse Cause not everyone is a fucking mess of a human being.
@boilerhousegarage
@boilerhousegarage 5 жыл бұрын
Nah, computer programmers get too scared to touch either drugs or escort girls. It wasn't until I gave up programming (yes that old, "coding" wasn't the primary terminology) that I could start using both for an occasional treat!
@livingcorpse5664
@livingcorpse5664 5 жыл бұрын
@@boilerhousegarage Hi dumpster fire!
@JohnHydeisawesome
@JohnHydeisawesome 5 жыл бұрын
I loved the fact he removed all in game music.
@potionthekhat8273
@potionthekhat8273 5 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones Probably a reference to Bobby Prince suing GearBox over using his music without permission
@potionthekhat8273
@potionthekhat8273 5 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones well he has clarified that he made those tracks for fun, he never intended them to be used. He even named the tracks "UN for use not". he had no input on what songs were used, and where. And most of the content he made was never even used anyway.
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 5 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones He did, but he skirted the copyright line just close enough to not be legally persecuted for his jams. Prince was a lawyer, he knew what he was doing.
@alerojas2952
@alerojas2952 5 жыл бұрын
@Stix N' Stones funny is your face
@lsdcyclops7316
@lsdcyclops7316 5 жыл бұрын
This game has the most boring generic OST I’ve ever heard in a video game.
@DrDoggoat
@DrDoggoat 3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the Planck length joke because it is literally the absolute smallest unit of measurement known to theoretical physics. It's roughly 1.616255×10⁻³⁵ m, or what i would like to call really fucking smol.
@weedongding
@weedongding Жыл бұрын
Thanks for explaining that. Now that made the joke funny 😂
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
Its funnier when you realize that our understanding of the fundamental elements of the universe stop working in increments smaller than Planck time/length/etc. How is it funny? Idk I felt like adding it.
@valettashepard909
@valettashepard909 9 ай бұрын
The beauty is that it works both if duke knows Planck lengths or is completely oblivious too. If he’s just macho meathead and thinks she’s talking about a plank of wood, it’s funny. If he knows a bit better and is being intentionally self-deprecating. It’s amusing too. especially if he’s packing; it’s like that trope of huge fuck-off things named things like “tiny” or “mister little”.
@thebigmuskychickenmike106
@thebigmuskychickenmike106 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I got the impression that Randy thought Duke was a parody of porn instead a action film parody with play it...
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 5 жыл бұрын
Coming from Randy "I left an USB full of barely legal porn at a restaurant" Pitchford, that's a plausible theory
@highdefinitiongrapes4815
@highdefinitiongrapes4815 5 жыл бұрын
@@eduardodiaz9942 what in the goshdarn peanut butter have you been looking at bobby?!
@blakecasimir
@blakecasimir 5 жыл бұрын
mike Laster That, in a nutshell, is the difference in tone between DN3D and DNF.
@ryansample6016
@ryansample6016 5 жыл бұрын
CHAPTER SELECT: 0 - INTRO: 0:00 I - A FOURTEEN YEAR PREAMBLE: 2:24 II - THE DEMO - 9:26 III - DUKE LIVES: 11:36 IV - THE GAME STARTS: 20:02 V - ELEVATOR TROUBLE 4: SHADOW OF THE ELEVATOR TROUBLE: 22:44 VI - DIMISHING RETURNS PART 1: 23:20 VII - STRIPPERS DON'T ACCEPT COINS: 25:57 VIII - CAPTAIN DILLON: 29:03 IX - ROCK BOTTOM: 32:53 (Viewer Discretion Advised) X - IT FEELS LIKE MAYBE SOME OF THE DEVS HAD SOME SEXUAL HANGUPS: 34:08 XI - DIMINISHING RETURNS PART 2: 36:58 XII - I'D RATHER BE PLAYING CARMAGEDDON 3: 37:34 XIII - ALAS, POOR DILLON: 42:30 XIV - THE FINAL BOSS: 43:21 XV - THE SOMEWHAT APOLOGETIC DLC: 45:15 XVI - DIMINISHING RETURNS PART 4: 51:32 XVII - THE BURNING BUSH: 57:04 XVIII - THE END OF DUKE: 1:00:07 XIX - OUTRO: 1:02:36 XX - EPILOGUE: 1:03:28
@derlich09
@derlich09 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, you've made an error. You didn't mark Duke's jumping animation. That was without a doubt one of the funniest things I've seen this year.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 5 жыл бұрын
thanks for this!
@KOTYAR0
@KOTYAR0 5 жыл бұрын
1:04:10 What happened to Civvie here?
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 5 жыл бұрын
@@KOTYAR0 his chest cavity was forcibly opened as if the shadow creatures were looking for treasure and the contents in his body were sprawled about the dungeon like Christmas decorations.
@yosefyonin6824
@yosefyonin6824 5 жыл бұрын
thanks dude, you're a real hero
@evilphil
@evilphil 5 жыл бұрын
"He was your friend." And a piece of my childhood is dead. I sometimes wondered how a personified archetype like Duke would interact with other live humans, and here comes DNF to tell me he's a coldblooded sociopath. I actually felt bad for those twins.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 5 жыл бұрын
It's not exactly cold blooded, it's more like he lacks any empathy whatsoever, he just doesn't give a fuck.
@megamike15
@megamike15 5 жыл бұрын
duke is very out of character in forever.
@Nukem9999
@Nukem9999 5 жыл бұрын
@@megamike15 This. All this. One of the crowning insults of Forever is how totally out of character Duke is. The real, un-Pitchforded Duke is an arrogant sumbitch but he's not a psychopath. He really does want to save the world. He just wants to have a drink, a stogie and a couple babes afterwards.
@PsychoJosh
@PsychoJosh 5 жыл бұрын
@@Nukem9999 How's this for a hook in the next game: what if DNF's Duke is actually another Dukebot and the real Duke was out in space blasting the shit out of aliens on their homeworld? Maybe DNF Duke is a particularly exceptional Dukebot model that is stronger than the other ones and then the real Duke comes back and puts boots to his ass for attempting to usurp him.
@vetlekarlsen8382
@vetlekarlsen8382 5 жыл бұрын
@@DarkOmegaMK2 Yeah, thats kinda what "cold-blooded" means...
@ZorotheGallade
@ZorotheGallade 3 жыл бұрын
Duke: "I got your Planck Length right here, baby" That was a beautiful self-roast.
@0v_x0
@0v_x0 3 жыл бұрын
"I'll have to take your word for it, I don't carry my scanning electron microscope with me." Would've been a good follow up from her
@SF-ow9ym
@SF-ow9ym 5 жыл бұрын
41:00 "I hate valve puzzles" *T H E N D O N T P U T T H E M I N T H E F U C K I N G G A M E*
@richardbottom9843
@richardbottom9843 5 жыл бұрын
I think ppl are missing the point at this one. it's an attempt at a joke about half-life
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 5 жыл бұрын
It would have been better if after saying this line Duke just smashed the puzzle.
@CCFi99
@CCFi99 5 жыл бұрын
@@hiddenshadow2105 Doom 2016 did this well. The Marine just smashes a video screen spouting exposition and gets back to shooting. The great Hypocrisy of DNF is how it riffs on other games and their mechanics only to immediately rip them off... usually in the most ham-fisted, pathetic and inept way possible. Its sad and pathetic, like a drunk guy bragging while he soils himself.
@hiddenshadow2105
@hiddenshadow2105 5 жыл бұрын
@@CCFi99 I think DNF was riffing off Doom 3 with its spooks, not Doom 2016, but I entirely agree that the moment when Doom Marine smashed the Exposition Screen in Doom 2016 was very cathartic, at least for me.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 5 жыл бұрын
​@@richardbottom9843 I think you're missing the point that the shitty puzzle is *STILL IN THE GAME ANYWAY*
@CdrRogue
@CdrRogue 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, Jim Sterling having a friendly chuckle with Randy Pitchford. A more innocent time.
@brosephnoonan223
@brosephnoonan223 4 жыл бұрын
Back when Jim didn't have his own orbit, when Randy wasn't leaking grease out of his eyes, and when the XBOX 360 was objectively the best choice for gaming in the world...
@FUBARGunpla
@FUBARGunpla 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes before he'd become Randall bitchford the third and the other would be "that guy, Jim something, you know he's big and he's British"
@FranP25
@FranP25 4 жыл бұрын
What happened with those guys?
@FUBARGunpla
@FUBARGunpla 4 жыл бұрын
@@FranP25 Jim's still doing his show and the grease lord appears to be embezzling his employees bonuses and arguing over some childporn and technical stuff on a hard drive of his.
@gorillawhale1046
@gorillawhale1046 4 жыл бұрын
Randall bitchford "Got woke" and what do you know he went broke.
@theblackpantslegion
@theblackpantslegion 5 жыл бұрын
It has Begun. The beginning of the end. It is the endtimes.
@Deathwig1
@Deathwig1 5 жыл бұрын
A wild Tex appears. Remember the Blackwatch o7
@TheKennyProjectXD
@TheKennyProjectXD 5 жыл бұрын
Damn i never thought to find you here.
@THEGRUMPTRUCK
@THEGRUMPTRUCK 5 жыл бұрын
Amaris Civil war parts 1 and 2 and now Civvie with this. You and him keep me feeling great to be alive Tex. Thank you Tex and thank you Civvie.
@atmosdwagon4656
@atmosdwagon4656 5 жыл бұрын
Huh. You're here too? Didn't know Cargonia subbed to Civvie. This is like two degrees of niche intersecting each other.
@Fragtastik
@Fragtastik 5 жыл бұрын
We call that "The Begend Times" in the business. No we don't. I lied. I don't even work here.
@jacobsoper4708
@jacobsoper4708 3 жыл бұрын
One reason why DNF feels so bad tonally is that Duke Nukem 64/Duke Nukem Zero Hour, two Eurocom Duke titles, reworked the character in subtle but important ways. The idea of Duke as saving babes, and saving the women of Earth being his primary passion is a Eurocom conceit. It cast him in a much more sympathetic light. He's a grub, but he's a grub with a heart of gold. In Duke 3D, the women are portrayed as unsavable. "Kill me" and all that. And to some degree DNF immediately whiplashes back to that, but with added Duke meanness. This issue of the protagonist coming across as cruel was something I felt Shadow Warrior 2 suffered from as well.
@TheT3rr0rMask
@TheT3rr0rMask Жыл бұрын
Even still in 3D he goes "Damnit" whenever you kill them, plus enemy spawns to punish you. I get what you're saying, and if it was 3D Realms' original idea it feels like they didn't understand their own character (the Hive line still feels like a forced edgy moment from Gearbox to me). We should be thankful for what Eurocom did, it's what we all see Duke as now despite DNF's writing. Haven't read the comics but I understand his characterization is more Eurocom in them too.
@starman545
@starman545 4 жыл бұрын
29:15 Didnt expect a I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream reference in this video but its very welcomd
@kalibruhmoment3032
@kalibruhmoment3032 3 жыл бұрын
I listened to an audio book of that and even though it's sorta all over it's still fucking terrifying
@Bababooey759
@Bababooey759 5 жыл бұрын
love how this ends the same way of postal three where they both become president because they're too lazy to think of something interesting to happen
@xotl2780
@xotl2780 5 жыл бұрын
Y'know Saints Row IV started with that instead.
@gratuitouslurking8610
@gratuitouslurking8610 5 жыл бұрын
@@xotl2780 Saint's Row was also... arguably a game with this same humor scale but far better done.
@PKFireFawx
@PKFireFawx 5 жыл бұрын
16:33 that beetlejuice edit of him looking at Duke then the viewer repeatedly had me in stitches lmao
@dannyboi5887
@dannyboi5887 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed. He could have just left it as is without the song bit at the end and it still would have been gold
@kellimeyer288
@kellimeyer288 5 жыл бұрын
NICE FUCKING MODEL!!!!!
@steel-mx1jh
@steel-mx1jh 4 жыл бұрын
omg yes!
@Manglet762
@Manglet762 4 жыл бұрын
And that was only half of the joke, the other half added onto it. I love how creative CV11 gets with these edits, though i'm sire he's had to get good at thinking of these things to get his mind off the frequent ball shocks.
@checkpoint3441
@checkpoint3441 4 жыл бұрын
The Dead Peterson Kid I know you didn’t ask me, but it’s “More human than human” by White Zombie. Rob Zombie’s band before he went solo
@wesellclams8657
@wesellclams8657 3 жыл бұрын
12:38 was drawing in my living room watching this and my mom came over to give me a hug when you said this and she took one look at the screen and began cackling for 5 minutes straight. I love my mom.
@kyon813
@kyon813 2 жыл бұрын
That might be the most wholesome comment on any Civvie video. Good job.
@charleshaskell2056
@charleshaskell2056 2 жыл бұрын
your mom sounds like a great person.
@wesellclams8657
@wesellclams8657 2 жыл бұрын
@@charleshaskell2056 she is
@jacobchristopher7085
@jacobchristopher7085 2 жыл бұрын
Wholesome.
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
Your mom sounds pretty cool
@partariop4626
@partariop4626 4 жыл бұрын
"I got your planck length right here" might have been the only time I chuckled at one of Duke's quips in this game.
@Yorrick09
@Yorrick09 5 жыл бұрын
You know what would have been great? If Dillion became a running gag. He shows up in the most improbable way, comments about being a clone/cyborg replacement/actually made it out last time... Then he immediately dies in the most comical manner possible.
@gamebros8424
@gamebros8424 4 жыл бұрын
33:00 the mistake the developers made with this game was not adding in a way for duke to save the women from the hive level because THAT IS THE WHOLE POINT OF DUKE NUKEM, SAVING THE BABES FROM THE ALIEN BASTARDS.
@concept5631
@concept5631 Жыл бұрын
The developers thought Duke Nukem was a macho man who objectifies women, when in reality he's unironically one of the most respectful FPS protagonists (aside from the one that literally don't talk) who goes out of his way to save his "babes" and makes it one of his primary goals. Granted, he's pretty crass about it, but compared to characters like OG Lo Wang, he comes off as a mild jerkass.
@God_gundam36
@God_gundam36 Жыл бұрын
​​@@concept5631the first games felt pretty crass and In honesty a tad objectifying but i never got any bad vibes for it, I just can't take offence to something that felt like it came from a pure place this game however legit just feels like it hates women, like jesus that hive level is so horrifically brutal, and it's just played for complete laughs
@gheorghemosneaga5975
@gheorghemosneaga5975 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, Duke couldn't really save the babes in DN3D either. And don't tell me about engine limitations, because the gods-damned N64 port *DID* let you do it!
@ZombiesWerePeopleToo
@ZombiesWerePeopleToo 3 жыл бұрын
"A new game will come out, like half-life, or half-life 2" sounds like a slip of the tongue but DNF was really in development across the time it took to release the entire half-life series apart from Alyx. In fact, it took another 4 years after episode 2 was released.
@slappingshrimp4661
@slappingshrimp4661 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I feel like randy is a parody of himself in a way
@MTURC7078
@MTURC7078 5 жыл бұрын
Randy is what you get when a guy who has no clue what a normal human interaction is, gets power because he is or was (at this point) good at something.
@TheArtkaw
@TheArtkaw 5 жыл бұрын
@@MTURC7078 Have you seen his Shadow Warrior levels??
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheArtkaw You mean the levels he started and someone else finished?
@rubenfigueiredo3458
@rubenfigueiredo3458 5 жыл бұрын
@@MTURC7078 Not even good, he just lucked out right as the video game industry was booming once again and cementing its management positions.
@joeykeilholz925
@joeykeilholz925 5 жыл бұрын
Borderlands is like that at least with bl3
@Sandwich1414
@Sandwich1414 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what video it was in, or a review, but Duke Nukem Forever feels like a weird compilation of almost every FPS game trend from 1998 to 2011 that feels like seeing tree rings. Physics puzzles, lighting, turrets, driving sequences, quick time events, execution kills, bullet time, berserk modes, and edgy dark horror moments. The moments in the alien hive with the impregnated women feels like something from the first Prey (2006) game (which, incidentally, works in that game because the whole tone is quite dark and apocalyptic). It's like cutting down a tree and seeing the rings inside - the years gone by.
@sapphiredawn4321
@sapphiredawn4321 3 жыл бұрын
See randy wanted all the new shit so they statred over again and again cramming the game till it almost pops
@kyon813
@kyon813 2 жыл бұрын
Yahtzee Croshaw said that in his ZP on this game. It's a perfect analogy.
@DinosaurFan88
@DinosaurFan88 2 жыл бұрын
@@sapphiredawn4321 Nah, that shit was all Broussard, trying to make DNF the biggest, most epic game ever.
@HappyBeezerStudios
@HappyBeezerStudios 2 жыл бұрын
@@sapphiredawn4321 Basically Daikatana level of "we have to have the newest shit to make the greatest game"
@solidsnake8008
@solidsnake8008 2 жыл бұрын
@@HappyBeezerStudios Funny enough having more personality and interesting enviroments instead of the top of the line graphics is why Duke 3D superemed over something like Quake, how the turn tables.
@handyboy4178
@handyboy4178 5 жыл бұрын
Get it he's going to be the 69th president? Kill me
@LiterallyMe1973
@LiterallyMe1973 4 жыл бұрын
Sixty nine...you get it? Y O U G E T I T?
@thestonker8701
@thestonker8701 4 жыл бұрын
Nero Metal that was a reference to something that civvie said in the video....
@aidan2727
@aidan2727 4 жыл бұрын
96
@portersona
@portersona 4 жыл бұрын
This game somehow predicted reddit humor
@TheSamuraiGoomba
@TheSamuraiGoomba 2 жыл бұрын
The thing that still gets me with Duke Nukem Forever is that it acts like it's such a fucking awesome throwback shooter, and sometimes fans of the game even try to hype it that way, as some under-appreciated gem that plays just like the old days. Didn't realize we had a two-weapon limit in the old days. Didn't realize we had recharging shields in the old days. Didn't realize all games were brown and covered with horrible HD vomit textures in the old days. Didn't realize the old days were full of shitty vehicle sections, shitty turret sections and shitty scripted sequences. Duke Nukem Forever has the brass fucking balls to mock Halo, while stealing every aspect of Halo and CoD *and* doing them far worse than those mainstream IPs ever did. At least Halo had revolutionary open-world level design and fantastic console controls for the era. At least Halo had intelligent enemies, something DNF STILL doesn't have. At least CoD has competent shooting gameplay most of the time, and decent multiplayer pvp. Everything good about Duke 3d is not present in DNF, and everything bad about modern shooters IS present in DNF.
@daemonspudguy
@daemonspudguy Жыл бұрын
Also, while CoD generally isn't really my thing, I did enjoy the campaign of the first two Modern Warfare games only because its plot was so ridiculous
@TheT3rr0rMask
@TheT3rr0rMask Жыл бұрын
Don't forget them shaming Valve puzzles while making you do a "Valve style" puzzle. DNF is some edgy kid in middle school that nobody likes, acts like he stands out while copying all trends, and thinks they're hilarious. The 180 in writing between "Not my babes" and the Hive alone makes me not even consider this a Duke game.
@henrynelson9301
@henrynelson9301 Жыл бұрын
@@TheT3rr0rMaskto be fair it’s kind of amusing having the set up be a literal valve puzzle
@robertmartin8456
@robertmartin8456 5 жыл бұрын
Civvie: "All my subs are shadow monsters" Me and the boys: *out at 2 AM looking for beans*
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 5 жыл бұрын
As photographed by Trevor Henderson.
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 5 жыл бұрын
Me and the boys coming out of the shadow realm
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
_Was that a fucking CircleToons reference?_
@cadens.308
@cadens.308 5 жыл бұрын
Shadow Monsters _are_ known for their love of legumes
@localdude2979
@localdude2979 5 жыл бұрын
For Killer Beans Forevers
@KagoK
@KagoK 5 жыл бұрын
"I love a good joke" So thats why he actually released Duke Nukem Forever
@legiongamer-works-podcaster
@legiongamer-works-podcaster 4 жыл бұрын
Sigh guess no pro borderlands 3 gg civ
@ujustgotpwned2008
@ujustgotpwned2008 4 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much the joke he made.
@orvilleredenpiller338
@orvilleredenpiller338 5 жыл бұрын
“DNF was never a grift.” Like him or hate him, he’s spitting straight facts.
@DarkOmegaMK2
@DarkOmegaMK2 5 жыл бұрын
@BrokenMikrofone from a publisher stand point it was a grift, but from a developer stand point i was a serious project that was to big to ever be finished.
@missingindy
@missingindy 3 жыл бұрын
“Power armor is for pussies” [You are now enemies with the Brotherhood Of Steel]
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
[Stares in heavy flamer]
@expendableround6186
@expendableround6186 2 жыл бұрын
And the Praetor Suit made that line age like milk at lightning speed.
@Concerned_Custodian
@Concerned_Custodian 2 жыл бұрын
*Revs chainsword with Imperial intent.*
@AtheistJr
@AtheistJr 2 жыл бұрын
[ Danse disliked that. ]
@urbanshorty1670
@urbanshorty1670 2 жыл бұрын
[Strong liked that]
@CGB_Crash
@CGB_Crash 4 жыл бұрын
3 Best Things About Duke Nukem Forever: 1. Jon St. John's performance. 2. "Duke Nukem" by Megadeth. 3. The DLC episode. Pretty much everything else ranges from "Meh" to "Ugh".
@oz_jones
@oz_jones 2 жыл бұрын
The DLC was actually fun.
@thecoolcario9048
@thecoolcario9048 2 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Captain Dylan
@CGB_Crash
@CGB_Crash 2 жыл бұрын
@@oz_jones It is good, but like Civvie said, its like trying to jump-start a Hot Wheels car. Ultimately I'm not gonna buy a crappy game just to play a DLC add-on.
@CrashHeadroom
@CrashHeadroom 2 жыл бұрын
Forever doesn't use the Megadeth version of the theme, that was only ever put on the megadeth Hidden Treasures CD and also only certain versions of the disc ((also japan got a better version of the track too)).
@HydraSpectre1138
@HydraSpectre1138 2 жыл бұрын
Also, the Japanese dub of the game, while heavily censored (though that may actually be a good thing), has Gendo Ikari as Duke Nukem.
@phawkins4924
@phawkins4924 5 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
@Nacalal
@Nacalal 5 жыл бұрын
As a certified forklift operator, I can safely say forklifts do in fact handle better than trucks when turning.
@xmm-cf5eg
@xmm-cf5eg 5 жыл бұрын
Seconded.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 5 жыл бұрын
I approve of that statement.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux 5 жыл бұрын
@insanity wolf especially with all that fanart, bleh.
@TheDrLeviathan
@TheDrLeviathan 5 жыл бұрын
Forklifts are fun
@METALDANNY420
@METALDANNY420 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@vangoghsseveredear
@vangoghsseveredear 3 жыл бұрын
I love how you can visibly see the frustration at 27:50 with zero words spoken. Art
@testname4464
@testname4464 5 жыл бұрын
57:36 "I got yer planck length right here." Holy shit it's an actually subtle joke that is MAKING FUN OF DUKE!
@fatsquirrel75
@fatsquirrel75 5 жыл бұрын
Except Duke is saying plank... He's got a length of wood for her.
@testname4464
@testname4464 5 жыл бұрын
@@fatsquirrel75 He thinks he's saying "plank", even though she actually meant "planck length," which is the smallest unit of measurement that makes any kind of sense to regular physics. Smaller than that, and you go into quantum physics. Duke in unintentionally saying that his penis is as tiny as the smallest unit of measurement possible.
@doomyboi
@doomyboi 5 жыл бұрын
It's a joke that works on several different levels, and you gotta think about it to find all of them.
@BishopGantry
@BishopGantry 5 жыл бұрын
Duke needed Viagra powerup, with that lasting only 14 seconds.
@alfiewillis4893
@alfiewillis4893 5 жыл бұрын
Also, I wanna say this: Thanks for putting in effort to place your ad breaks in good spots. A lot of people completely kill the flow of the video and you're taking the RLM approach because you're not a hackfraud. Well done.
@MethosChannel
@MethosChannel 5 жыл бұрын
"I love a good joke." Says the man who rated his Alien games 7/10 haha
@mq9281
@mq9281 4 жыл бұрын
U gonna sit there and tell me that ain't a good joke lmao
@reloadpsi
@reloadpsi 4 жыл бұрын
@@mq9281 I was gonna say ;)
@DPCP-h9u
@DPCP-h9u 4 жыл бұрын
The joke was him laughing all the way to the bank.
@TG-ge1oh
@TG-ge1oh 4 жыл бұрын
Guys entire career is one joke after the other at everyone else's expense.
@kindafunnyvoiceactor6438
@kindafunnyvoiceactor6438 4 жыл бұрын
@@TG-ge1oh yea someday he's gonna get himself killed by doing that
@Visionism
@Visionism Жыл бұрын
"I've got your planck length right here" is actually pretty funny. A planck length is about the smallest discernible distance possible.
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 5 жыл бұрын
"We must go all-in on Dylan. Dylan is the key to all this," ~ Someone
@sillygoose9791
@sillygoose9791 5 жыл бұрын
He's a funnier character than we've had before. And if we can get him working...
@wullahblack6452
@wullahblack6452 5 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose9791 The Goon-gas?
@lovetoeatallthefood
@lovetoeatallthefood 5 жыл бұрын
@@sillygoose9791 it's true that Dillon's lines are like poetry, so that they rhyme, but he may have gone too far in a few places. You can't undo that, but you *can* diminish the effect in editing.
@q1q2q23
@q1q2q23 5 жыл бұрын
OH GOD
@ujustgotpwned2008
@ujustgotpwned2008 4 жыл бұрын
14:38 I swear, the way Civvie (/Katie) just seemlesly splices in Duke saying the word "BALLS" makes me laugh like an idiot every time.
@KaptainKommissar
@KaptainKommissar 4 жыл бұрын
*buulls*
@charliecansurf31
@charliecansurf31 5 жыл бұрын
Sooo...did our civvie die and now we've got an alternate timeline civvie here now? Also imagine dying and the last game you played was dnf. Tragic.
@Nem0451
@Nem0451 5 жыл бұрын
i feel his pain and sorrow through the whole video
@Karn3fice
@Karn3fice 5 жыл бұрын
my sister got lupus from DNF and died tragically the next day
@Nem0451
@Nem0451 5 жыл бұрын
@@Karn3fice u a house m.d. fan?
@Urist_Mythrilforged
@Urist_Mythrilforged 5 жыл бұрын
At least it wasn't TekWar. Imagine having that being the last game you played.
@lazilypunctual2863
@lazilypunctual2863 5 жыл бұрын
Erik Gorley-Scoffin I don’t care if I have climb out of hell its self I would not let that be the last game I play
@LvkeLavish
@LvkeLavish Жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to watch this because the way it’s documented is so engaging. One of my fav Civvie vids!
@salokin3087
@salokin3087 5 жыл бұрын
The things i'd do for that 2001 source code...
@eduardodiaz9942
@eduardodiaz9942 5 жыл бұрын
@@damianqqqqify "I'd do anything for Duke, but I won't do that" (Meat Loaf)
@GamerGuysReviews
@GamerGuysReviews 5 жыл бұрын
We'll break into Gearbox and steal the data, Ocean's 11 style!
@jaredsamples6969
@jaredsamples6969 5 жыл бұрын
The imaginary spatula on my imaginary hat approves of the oceans 11 heist idea.
@LeeSixTwenty
@LeeSixTwenty 8 ай бұрын
You got your wish, you get not just the 2001 build but the 1996 platformer build as well!
@Thrackerzod8
@Thrackerzod8 24 күн бұрын
What did you do?!
@satinsguard
@satinsguard 5 жыл бұрын
"Doom 2016 stole a lot from Duke Nukem Forever." - Civvie
@blackdragonxtra
@blackdragonxtra 4 жыл бұрын
You can learn a lot from failure.
@freethespacemen
@freethespacemen 5 жыл бұрын
"A delayed game is eventually good. A rushed game is bad forever" - Shigeru Miyamoto if only he knew...
@jackson14431
@jackson14431 5 жыл бұрын
Yet this was both. And it's Duke Nukem, forever.
@DanielSantana-jo1is
@DanielSantana-jo1is 5 жыл бұрын
DNF was rushed, gearbox said so themselves when they mentioned their job was to just "ship the game" because it was taking forever.
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine
@0neDoomedSpaceMarine 5 жыл бұрын
I don't think Shiggy assumed such an unnatural and fucked dev cycle was something that would take place.
@SamJawBone
@SamJawBone 5 жыл бұрын
It only applies to Nintendo games.
@ghoulbuster1
@ghoulbuster1 5 жыл бұрын
Implying DNF wasn't developed 10 times, all of which were rushed
@Nukem2Bits
@Nukem2Bits 3 жыл бұрын
The Make Duke Good Again speech at the end actually makes me tear up.
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