Hyperboloids

[@Jimmy16.02]

"Uranus has a diameter of more than 50,000km, that's more than a mile" is my quote of the day

[@kepalabangang7954]

Good cover up. Make me lol 😂

[@rydemk4168]

Seems like something Half as Interesting would say

[@lefrise5]

I had to stop the video to laugh

[@yourfriend5144]

I paused the video, went back a little and play it again. Coz I was like, was he talking about something else!??🤣

[@rexxe001]

And is the 2nd farthest planet from the Sun

[@ascen9824]

“Uranus has a diameter of 50,000 Kilometers. That’s more than a MILE” Brilliant. 👏

[@tishaflorence1009]

He's not wrong

[@thatcrystalpie]

@@tishaflorence1009 u right u right

[@supman2600]

.org

[@peen9271]

Was not wrong

[@Nevernotpushing]

A Person when u put it like that

[@thdremily]

The image of Michael holding a sphincter while “Michael’s toys” is displayed in neon should be in a museum

[@probablynotviolet]

toys if you know what what I mean

[@probablynotviolet]

I am high

[@thdremily]

@@probablynotviolet Enjoy it bro, keep fylin'

[@DeltaTony]

@@probablynotviolet crring

[@declaniii6324]

@@probablynotviolet lmfao I love these two replies together so much

[@lunganigumede6678]

This is the most insane thumbnail he could’ve chosen

[@herminator1613]

"Uranus has a diameter of 50 000km, thats more than a mile!" Top 10 scientists Einstein was to afraid to battle

[@Louise_Moura]

I mean, he ain't wrong

[@somedude6833]

Wow I didn’t know scientists battled! Is it with swords, guns or bare fists?

[@animationtime7265]

@@pickle_256 woosh to you

[@DamianSzajnowski]

@@somedude6833 Varied. Ockham used a razor. That overpowered Newton guy used a flaming laser sword!

[@aeizn1012]

i didn't even notice the first time i watched the video

[@PeepsMichael]

This is the most hilarious episode of Michael’s Toys ever.

[@bizarreness]

MichaelR8783 how to ruin a comment with lots of likes and no replys:

[@untitledfolder1704]

h

[@Sefidicus133]

omg so true ;D

[@theinstantnoodle9628]

Eh heh heh. Cough. Heh.

[@stoopidfast9750]

“Toys”

[@GvinahGui]

"This looks like... Uranus." "Be Whole. Be Complete. Be a 100%." Damn, you really did it! LOL

[@horizon3064]

Guilherme you missed just a few

[@Arma_kashi]

Be Whole

[@arjunpratapsingh9809]

Be Complete UrAnUs!

[@arjunpratapsingh9809]

Aditya Das I made that in 7th Grade

[@mikebarnes7441]

What a funny joke for a 5 year old

[@Kynga716]

Also, the chocolate starfish transition was beautifully placed

[@S_Tone_Rock]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/ame0hIyAj9R8es0

[@Hraesvelgr44]

I don’t think that he ever recovered from those 3 days in isolation

[@yuvalbar1775]

lol

[@alx2900]

And he never will

[@iampassingawaydotcom]

TRUE

[@KenerBonifac]

that would be actually *very* unfortunate, even sad, given this talented genius :(

[@madkirk7431]

He never did.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

you'd be lucky to be sponsoring this man and his perfectly family friendly content

[@konsta7783]

Ur an.... Uranus U

[@angwydud]

@SirBanana Are you the banana from the markiplier "banana video"???? (Too lazy to write the name...)

[@KiemPlant]

@@angwydud Lol, it probably took more time to type "(too lazy to type...)" Than to actually type it out fully, but okay.

[@WilhelmWilder]

0:31 😂😂

[@angwydud]

@@KiemPlant Nah ik how life works :I

[@actingempty3108]

The Michael we knew never left that isolation chamber.

[@actingempty3108]

@@maxnaz47 r/whoosh

[@maxnaz47]

@@actingempty3108 officially the laziest, un-original comment of 2020, congrats...

[@actingempty3108]

@@maxnaz47 Wasn't 2020 here buckaroo

[@actingempty3108]

Hell it still isn't

[@TheyTookStrawb]

@@actingempty3108 haha I win it's 2020

[@remmingtonotieno7756]

My 'Geometry for Engineers' teacher tried to explain conic sections to me for an entire semester. This funny chap did it in a just a few minutes as part of a hilarious, informative video. thanks Michael

[@philipfahy9658]

I legitimately can no longer tell if Michael makes educational or comedic content.

[@Qrook]

both

[@_Dio_Brando_69]

Why not both?

[@LilRotte3]

Why not both?

[@muranki1293]

Why not both?

[@whenjoke]

Why not both?

[@greglarson4253]

The thumbnail made it look like quite an interesting toy.

[@missingno2401]

it didnt help that it said michaels toys

[@mcj0014]

Greg Larson oh no...lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

[@greglarson4253]

Lol just seen this has 69 likes.

[@richie7687]

@@missingno2401 fr

[@b-ri1338]

Butthole

[@chugent3361]

Alternate title: "The struggle of staying monetized in 2019"

[@ImTheBluestBird]

He’s always been like this, there’s no struggle for this insane man

[@exxxtramost]

Success has allowed Michael to approach a more unhinged persona

[@FJTHEGOON]

Lol that was my original comment

[@SquidishJune]

Well this comment had 2020 likes ...... good luck

[@АндрейДымчатов]

I love this moment in Austin Powers, but in a variation of a science joke - it's the best one I've ever heard in my life.

[@beretperson]

Ah yes, so much more family friendly than DONG, which never existed.

[@BurgahBoyy]

Mateo Gg D!NG has always been named D!NG

[@want-diversecontent3887]

HouseHoldSheep there is still evidence those greedy moneygrabbers i'll break their server one day

[@inzanozulu]

Must be the Mandela effect because I clearly remember it being called something different

[@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ]

@@inzanozulu It ALWAYS was DONG

[@xxfillex]

@@СвязнойСвязной-ю4ъ *D!NG you mean right? It has always been called that.

[@Sluggernaut]

Thumbnail: Michael explains sphincters with great excitement! SOLD!

[@alexj136]

Wait -- is he excitedly explaining sphincters, or explaining sphincters that are excited?

[@Sluggernaut]

@@alexj136 Thats for the courts to decide.

[@tony69979]

Adsence: hey Michael how much family friendly is your content Michael: Yes

[@borip765]

how much family friendly is

[@AP-pb6tc]

You stole this comment to call it your own

[@HastelNox97]

Everyone: hey Antoine Obeid how good is your grammar? Antoine Obeid: Yes

[@DanielRieger]

Not very family friendly to put water in cereal

[@toodangslow1799]

Would have also said yes if I was responding to you

[@MaxPalaro]

In 40 seconds he said what everyone was thinking. Uranus LOL

[@nicolasmiranda1598]

Oi max

[@xxriellixx978yt3]

I wasnt

[@platochannel]

disliked

[@wizardwill17]

Idk what my anus looks like. Do you want to find out?

[@brunolike8631]

Caramba, eu lembro ver seus vídeos de 60 seconds! Como vc tá?

[@Matt_10203]

"50,000 kilometers! Thats more than a mile! Damn Michael, out here dropping truth bombs.

[@Mean_16z]

Lmfao

[@HarumashimaLT]

but he was right tho. It is more than a mile, what a legend

[@memes_from_mars]

*Uranus is big!*

[@dandan-ww6lz]

HarumashimaLT he never said it wasn’t regard

[@OhhYasssh]

LMFAO i was playing it back and back to understand where i'm wrong

[@danielengel1044]

Michael Stevens: "This channel is now called D!NG to avoid demonatization." Also Michael Stevens: *puts water on cheerios*

[@walid7084]

Wait you're not supposed to put water with cereal?

[@Jayden3649]

@@walid7084 you put mustard and ketchup with a hint of salt on cereal

[@CerealKiller420]

I personally prefer nutt water.

[@etooamill9528]

michael: and when it closes it look like Uranus

[@Etrehumain123]

Is cereal a soup ?

[@cmklusman]

Jesus, the Austin Powers style cuts. Amazing. I love it.

[@Hamuelin]

I'm glad some other people saw it. Incredible films.

[@MovieBuffConnorJamieson]

A bit of fry and Laurie did a pretty similar thing first. Look up their Barman sketch it's so funny

[@ZiPolishHammer]

It looks like a giant- "Woody, Woody Nelson is that you?"

[@Pickle-oh]

@@ZiPolishHammer that isn't a pecker, it looks like someone's - PRIVATES, WE HAVE REPORTS OF AN UNIDENTIFIED FLYING OBJECT

[@raver377]

it reminded me a bit of the naked gun movies and policesquad series ^^

[@do811]

I always love how these videos end before it feels like it has started, keeps me engaged even if i dont know i am.

[@810bio]

It's just amazing how Michael manages to suddently put a Uranus joke with such a delicate way. What a man!

[@DudewithaMini]

The title should be "How to avoid Demonitization 101"

[@Celestias]

More like 400 capstone :D

[@paulallen04105]

Au contraire, Demonetization is highly automated with voice recognition and matching againt a blacklist

[@olik136]

this is the closest we will get to a new Austin Powers movie

[@lankyGigantic]

And that's why it's called D!NG now

[@lankyGigantic]

@Footyes I agree, e

[@qwiznoes]

"When closed, it looks a little bit like-" "URANUS has a diamater of 50,000 kilometers, thats more than a MILE!" Michael that joke is golden thank you

[@taiyoctopus2958]

brown joke

[@leocoelho12]

Can you explain me this joke? What is the other meaning of mile? I'm not a native speaker

[@Crackhog]

@@leocoelho12 just like how the entire earth is heavier than a feather

[@leocoelho12]

@@Crackhog thank you!

[@rogueanuerz]

@KeeganDitty 🤣 you evil doers

[@SK-vg3xh]

When I'm sad somehow this manges to appear in my feed. Works like a charm even after all these years.😂😂❤

[@sebonance3178]

Michael is dodging demonization like Neo from the matrix

[@corbettbalcaitis]

I wonder how many people come back to this video just to watch the doging

[@aoliravioli]

* Demonetization

[@scrambledeggs1295]

@@aoliravioli he said what he meant

[@spaceship7007]

Michael please don't become a demon we still need you here

[@bragapedro]

@@corbettbalcaitis count me on those statistics

[@stonksfromcs1224]

“It looks a little bit like,” *Uranus*

[@mrantidot09]

Hahahahaha😆

[@OzzyTheRaven]

Is 55,000 kilometers wide, that's more than a mile!

[@Abstract2950]

Wow it’s tempting to mess up the likes on this comment

[@ryanchristophergregorio9026]

When it's closed it's very tight

[@dankay2697]

Ain_Sly yes everyone else watched the video too

[@whatthe239]

Glad to see the D!NG channel (Which has always been called D!NG) is still putting out family friendly content which will not lead to demonetization.

[@deluxeassortment]

He sure is riding the line with his anus coffee mug

[@CloudedByKatana]

Always has been called D!NG and has never been called anything that would be considered "non advertiser friendly"

[@CloudedByKatana]

@@poisonousiodine1769 What is this mysterious "DONG" you speak of Hmmmm

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Only a guy like Sauce could consider a cup to be "his toy".

[@manavgajera4985]

Uranus 🌕 Chocolate starfish ⭐ Leather Cheerios ⭕ Be Whole🐝

[@anshsehrawat2628]

hahaha

[@panikhalili5920]

I don’t get it

[@panikhalili5920]

I mean I get Uranus but not the rest... can someone plz explain?

[@igoodygames6468]

@@panikhalili5920 yeah same honestly , that and Bee Hole but idk the rest or get it

[@cloudy7971]

leather refers to skin and cheerios are a sort of hole human star fishes can create chocolate metaphorically

[@charliesymons1409]

50,000km > 1mile Well done this man genius

[@smorrow]

There are more brain cells in your brain than there are brains in your entire body - Ken M

[@Gbzildo]

GeNIuS AleRT

[@Vaaaaadim]

You learn something new every day

[@MrMarsFromEarth]

@@smorrow speak for yourself!

[@zitroxlpthegreenone9324]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@artzanolli]

"FIFTY THOUSAND kilometers! That's more than a mile." Truly.

[@Bootleg_Jones]

I remember learning that in school

[@Ring_nuts]

That's atleast FOUR football fields!

[@Matio25091]

r/technicallythetruth

[@UnrulyGoats]

TRUUEEE

[@stskyline8468]

reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth

[@suspiciousdoge9yand104]

Michael doing gags in a straight face makes it more damn hilarious.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"it looks a little bit like- URANUS..has a diameter" nice save

[@matteofabbris7877]

ur-anus

[@abimanyub6194]

@@matteofabbris7877XDDDD

[@behindthemask5477]

Ribbons0121 R121 Your profile pic though. Nice.

[@uglytomato20]

Mighty Man *cringe :/*

[@joynigam4151]

"of 50,000 km, that's more than a mile"

[@aumv3606]

Michael: **Puts water on Cheerios** **Several people are typing**

[@Alphasoldier]

I died a little.

[@bigsquatch]

SOMEBODY NOTICED!

[@lumps17]

You think he can afford milk with the amount he spends on HIS TOYS??

[@dafoex]

Didn't those Jedwood people do that?

[@brianmiller1077]

Author and vlogger John Green applauds

[@Nafinafnaf]

“Wow, that does really look like- a leather cheerio. Now i’ve seen everithing” Perfect comedy.

[@AshBeastFPS]

😂

[@azeredo3137]

Explain please, english isn't my first laguange

[@uzijn]

@@azeredo3137 Michael is saying that the top looks like your bum hole. Leather cheerio is a way of saying bum hole... apparently. I'd never heard of it before today.

[@azeredo3137]

@@uzijn i've never heard of the leathrr cheerio thing too, thank you

[@subhadeep4144]

Be Whole 🤣🤣

[@mantasquid]

nothing can top the joy i experience watching michael’s antics. every aspect of his videos are both educational and chaotically hilarious.

[@Wet_Deer]

Michael: Changes name from Dong to D!ng to make it more ad friendly. Also Michael: Makes this video

[@TaigiTWeseDiplomat--Formosan]

I thought it was Vsauce then I found out it came from "Dong to D!ng" what?

[@quincypurcell5222]

Also Michael: This mug looks like uranus

[@roccobayne2196]

Be whole my friend. Be 100%

[@skollsaros9241]

Don't make Michael change his channel names.

[@johnpaulgrande4570]

What do u mean? It's always called D!ng

[@t.j.poductions6462]

A leather cheerio. Thank you for adding to my vocabulary

[@DavidWTube]

I had to pause at that point. Too funny

[@notadog9945]

I was just thinking that of all the things I've learned from Micheal, that might be the most valuable.

[@jetstream01]

Haha I was thinking the same thing

[@afG585]

I am currently paused

[@wishiwasabear]

*Michael drinks from a fleshlight* "Wait, that's not my hyperboloid mug"

[@ArizonaHeat84]

I just threw up in my mouth a little. Nice job!

[@degraj418]

Ugh you burned that image in my head

[@stevecolour8010]

I wanted to write something along those lines but i guess you beat me to it

[@flowshiseprocessing7864]

Why must you sin my soul

[@finbob5]

@@ArizonaHeat84 Why?

[@violetsweet1660]

You are a noble soldier in the fight for the Rightful Measure Radian

[@marcelx2x137]

Michael blink twice in your next video if you lost the password to Vsauce.

[@DujiBuji]

www.reddit.com/r/vsauce/comments/86a49b/can_anyone_tell_me_why_the_vsauce_videos_of/dw4fhoc Here he explains why he is not uploading the videos to vsauce

[@zatty232]

@@DujiBuji i love you.

[@forloop7713]

@@DujiBuji but he hasn't uploaded at all

[@iMykie]

Lennard tyvm

[@randomdude9135]

@@DujiBuji I wanna marryyyyy you

[@qkhs0217]

Top 4 ways to avoid demonetization: 0:33 1:00 2:55 7:05

[@TheGreenKnight500]

You won't believe number five!

[@RaimoHöft]

@@TheGreenKnight500 Nr. 2 ? 😉

[@derjon5]

These clues all add up! It looks like a butthole, duh.

[@matyas94k]

Looks like chocolate chips. www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/white-belgian-chocolate-edible-anus/

[@freeziboi3249]

@@matyas94k Goddammit dude, come on, you know what that's my fault for clicking.

[@isaiasgarcia8687]

waters cereal... THIS MAN JUST SINNED!

[@doublesystem9790]

He just ascended beyond everyone else

[@Matttrivy]

Im not the only one to think this!!

[@AintNoJuice]

How it`s called the cereal sauce...? I forgot the name... Aam.... Milk?

[@blahblahkmk2912]

U have no evidence there’s no water in the bowl

[@DexyD20]

I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend, but I think your privilege is showing a tad bit. I see you've never had to down the powder at the bottom of a rice bag for your daily vitamins and fight strays for roadkill for your daily protein before. I'm not tryin to be rude but maybe you shouldn't knock it till you try starving until it tastes good. Michael has been through some stuff man! You can't just shame him for the animal the world has made him! fr tho, all just jokes! I hope no one takes me seriously and everyone has a good laugh😅🤣💜

[@mahadevan4o344]

i love Michael's intro's it makes me watch the entire episode

[@vincenttavani6380]

Michael: *doesn't say anus* Also Michael: *pours water into cereal* KZbin: demonetize

[@nixnix22]

Are you not aware of the sexiness in pouring water into cereal?

[@aniyilator]

SSSSHHH! You can't say that! (children are watching)

[@rust3152]

@@patrickmcleod111 ok pat

[@Wyi-the-rogue]

Haha u funi man

[@weaa00]

​@@Wyi-the-rogue thanks i always 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😢

[@doggfite]

Michael: This channel has always been D!NG cause its an advertiser-friendly channel Also Michael: Leather Cherrio!

[@ryandupuis5860]

Also michael: "When it's closed, it looks like ..... Uranus has a diameter..."

[@thewilddinkus8026]

@@ryandupuis5860 chocolate starfish

[@ctrlaltshift]

I literally made this exact comment before I noticed you did it first. 😂

[@andersenzheng]

@@ryandupuis5860 ... thats more than 1 mile!

[@doggfite]

@Clansesa changed? It's always been D!NG

[@asebiii]

"When it's closed, it looks a litte bit like...Uranus!" ~Michael, 2019

[@GermaphobeMusic]

You don't even have to edit these anymore.

[@Houssemcharf]

Uranus ... rotate perfectly ...

[@D413373R]

Everyone was thinking it and he went there XD

[@falpsdsqglthnsac]

“...has a diameter of 50,000 kilometers. That’s more than a mile.” Yeah, of course that’s more than a mile. Clearly that first episode of Mind Field has had some chronic effects.

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

I remember a substitute teacher had us say ur-uh-nis instead of Uranus because, "scientists say it's the proper way." Idk if that's true, but I always assumed it was because she didn't want to say "Your anus"

[@jonathankrzeszewski9010]

i was hesitant for months to not click on this video and now i see why i had that feeling.

[@DoumanXD]

Michael: I'm being Mugged Critikal: Hold my Flesh light

[@Dyndicat]

This is the best mugging of All Time.

[@Biggjuggs333]

Fleshlight/Circumcisor

[@vasili1207]

Seriously go get laid you weirdo..... Incel

[@HelloKittyFanMan.]

"Hold my random capital letters, too."

[@sagatduhking5843]

@@vasili1207 Hi im norm.

[@BackPainGarage]

All the thumbs downs are people who are angry that you put water in the cereal bowl...

[@iraelliott992]

I didn't vote. Not because of the watered cereal, but more for the fact that he didn't demonstrate how water tight the seal was. I was waiting the entire video for him to flip it upside down. Not once.

[@AndreLeRoux81]

Bruh! 'Water in cereal' is the new 'pineapple on pizza'

[@gegarcia19831]

@@iraelliott992 Not Once!

[@JesusMeza3]

idk why people put another animal's milk into some dry food instead of water

[@Conchobhar]

But, is cereal *soup?*

[@AaAa-qw3fd]

Haha D!NG my favorite channel that has never been called anything else

[@zucchini_zucchini]

Do! Now Guys

[@KirbyLinkACW]

That's a weird thing to add. Of course it was never called anything else. Whatever would make you think that?

[@sigmamindset69420]

It's like the tiananmen square massacre

[@bowz5166]

Tianamen what?

[@rkroll17]

I remember when this channel was created and I also remember how it was always called D!NG and has never been called anything else.

[@enderlore1337]

3:06 Bros computer is holding on for dear life 💀💀💀

[@aaalbert]

Brown probably wasn't the best choice of color for the lid

[@huntersaw]

Its Uranus

[@Cazador1]

Better be pink

[@scottydu81]

It was the only color

[@becuz.]

oh yes it was

[@joshuabalser1731]

Would've been kinda nice brown but pink in the center

[@walterdrechsler5843]

"A-Hole" that seals itself with hyperboloid geometry. Genius, simply genius!!!

[@blackcat5771]

@Peter LOL

[@MattOBrienOfficial]

As you can see when it’s closed, it looks a little bit like _Uranus_ has a diameter of more than 50,000 Km *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@valk5043]

And it looks more like a *be whole* be complete, be 100%

[@Fladens]

That's more than a mile you know?

[@KateSparkle]

And it's out of this world

[@platypuschallenger]

Leather cheerio

[@themangleberry8772]

... that's more than a mile!

[@DæmonV86]

I love the Austin Powers style editing! ("Johnson!") I too listened to Limp Bizkit when I was in middle school. I don't feel so much like a moron knowing Michael did as well.

[@Jamie_kemp]

"uranus has a diameter of over 50,000 kilometres" "that's more than a mile" 🤣

[@LARAUJO_0]

I'm pretty sure he stole that from Half as Interesting

[@silverhusky7993]

He's not wrong

[@brnico6184]

Not funny

[@jmbat4435]

@@brnico6184 c'mon it is a bit right?

[@bucket2891]

@@brnico6184 I can't understand how a human can have this much hatred.

[@andresconrado]

Michael never was the same after that sensory deprivation thing. I'm not complaining.

[@lucassolomon1079]

What about the drugs too?

[@andresconrado]

@@lucassolomon1079 they're ok I guess.

[@warewareno]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ウィンディアス]

His senses are gone

[@everestismad2560]

Michael: Goes Family Friendly to avoid being Demonetized Also Michael: Pours Water into Cereal

[@pjuwuan13]

Pornography

[@pascal590]

Memphis Edition what..

[@Justin-wu8gw]

Yeet

[@hehehahahmhmhm]

what is wrong with that

[@heavilybleeding]

what is this even supposed to mean

[@vitalchance1032]

Why i like v sauce -- He is clear, precise, articulate, and thorough...; A very good teacher..

[@atiffayyadh4654]

The looks of the mug may get demonetised vid. Micheal: Hold my Hyperboloid

[@thes.wilsonchannel203]

*May get this video demonetized Learn to type

[@schnoig_]

The S.Wilson channel *learn grammar

[@kyanovp1915]

Pavel Trigub or you just learn not to judge on language

[@atiffayyadh4654]

Not my 1st language but ok internet

[@willwardlaw8302]

Thank you for letting me know that 50,000 km is more than a mile had a good laugh. 0:40

[@salsagal]

@@vablo7198 Thanks for telling us, I was a little bit confused.

[@Heitchp]

It truly is more than a mile

[@KaityKat117]

🌠 *T H E M O R E Y O U K N O W* 🌠

[@Nolan-W]

And it is out of this world too

[@karkaroff1617]

0:30 > that escalated quickly. This man is good in maintaining monetization.

[@lemmiix]

1:38 I'm not short, I'm just twisted.

[@sumitroy5204]

💀

[@attackoramic8361]

man got the taffy treatment

[@Saghetti]

me with scoliosis

[@FJTHEGOON]

I miss adolf 😣

[@pixelbucket8884]

I'l take the insane VSauce over old VSauce.

[@quasa0]

monetized

[@fldsfmfr8277]

well, he got demonetized

[@NoobNoob-ss5hs]

Its as informative as it is hilariously painful to watch.

[@NickRoman]

@@pixelbucket8884 , um, did you see the original (really old) VSauce?

[@PuffDaGoat]

No one: Michael: **hits himself with a fleshlight*

[@yukaira]

@The Zak you're too young

[@concreetbloc]

Oh god no it’s not one of “them “ if you were to use it that way it would be um.......nvm.

[@forkbender3592]

Big yikes

[@matei1974]

@@concreetbloc It's a *white and sticky* kool aid deposit

[@Achilles4455]

Puff -_- I wonder how it feels 🥵

[@ChordsBoy]

This is the quality content I subscribed for: *M i c h a e l ' s t o y s*

[@zyaicob]

My personal favourite is Michael Draws on Pieces of White Cardstock

[@ChordsBoy]

@@zyaicob Ah, such a classic :D

[@FenrizNNN]

And D!N........ DONG

[@spicy110]

Who ever gave this the 421st like has no soul! 🤣

[@FenrizNNN]

; = ;

[@CarlosBorrego]

Ok, I saw this video inside a blog, inside a feed reader... but I had to come here to say how great this is. I mean, it combines serious physics with simple jokes, is fun, is nice to look, is really great produced, and it has jokes that kids may no undersand. I'm stand up and claping. Not really

[@theanonpix3373]

Michael's toys *SHOWS A CUP THAT LOOKS LIKE A FLESH LIGHT*

[@aritheplebian]

I WAS WAITING

[@sextuspompeius1266]

My first thought

[@thesephiam]

It’s all I could think about after he said toy The name of the mug is “Twizz mug”. Heres a math problem. What if “Tw”=“J”?

[@jedwalker5986]

As you can see, when it's closed it looks like....

[@_D.I.G_]

good idea, imma try it

[@georgemissailidis1504]

"There is no great genius without a mixture of madness." --- Aristotle. I didn't believe him until I watched this video.

[@lare290]

This is more madness with a mixture of genius.

[@georgemissailidis1504]

@@lare290 Hahahah! Nice!

[@forloop7713]

But is micheal really a genious

[@georgemissailidis1504]

@@forloop7713Genius may imply mad. But does mad imply genius? This is the important question, after we have answered whether or not Michael is mad or a genius xD

[@randomdude9135]

Michael is just a good educator. Not a genius, nor a scientist. He's a good communicator like Niel Tyson.

[@spynae]

Bearded man stares into camera as he points his Fleshlight at us with Word Art saying "Michael's Toys" around it.

[@GoetzeLP]

Watching this while on the toilet is a very interesting experience... 😂

[@justinkase918]

KZbin: Ok we're demonetizing this video. Michael: Haha not so fast buddy

[@wieskarimi2999]

You’ve violated community guidelines - Provoked a gang war See example below Pouring water into cereal

[@homeytony8363]

I am going to do what is called a pro gamer move

[@thetestinggrounds7855]

@@wieskarimi2999 Thank God I wasn't the only one who noticed him doing that. My brain gagged when it saw that. 😢😭

[@divaskrpalaniapan3100]

KZbin : ok we're demonetizing this video. Micheal: or are you?

[@ididrollerblade]

I clicked this cause i thought Michael was reviewing a fleshlight

[@frankichartrand5932]

Same

[@metallicarabbit]

wait... he wasn't reviewing a fleshlight?

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

Your not wrong but your also not right

[@REDSIX]

It's one of Michel's toys

[@christianpoole6473]

@@REDSIX """Michaels toys"""

[@SirRaio]

"Over fifty _thousand_ kilometers. That's more than a mile!" I mean... he's not wrong

[@bayzed]

He didn't give it in football fields tho smh

[@papagrounds]

Easily more than a mile, maybe even two 🤔

[@buriedjoe1080]

It's like 420 million metric bananas.

[@HanumanOlam]

I was literally just thinking this 💀. That's 31,000 miles

[@The-Fox09]

Him mentioning that limp bizkit album is what sparked my interest in this channel

[@LnPPersonified]

KZbin: We'll force them to change their name from Dong. That'll take care of all the inappropriate jokes. Michael: Hold my hyperboloid.

[@steamcastle]

no one forced anyone to do anything. they just paid them. but it has always benne D!ng

[@stefannilsson2406]

I didn't even notice they changed it from Dong until I read your comment.

[@themountaingoat2284]

@@stefannilsson2406 yeah I have no idea what you are talking about

[@green5301]

@Steven Dellwinsen DONG: Do Online Now Guys

[@TrashDeviant]

Do ! Now, Guys!

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Me: fleshlight Michael Stevens, an intellectual: *hyperboloid*

[@hypercatsinspace7625]

What is a fleshligh?!

[@condemontanelas11]

@@hypercatsinspace7625 its 2019 use the damn google.

[@taraskovacevic9345]

Micheal Stevens is not an intellectual

[@forloop7713]

@@hypercatsinspace7625 A device used yo created light powered by a battery

[@FplusETVChannel]

Martin S no, that’s a flashlight. He’s talking about a fleshlight

[@rakhimondal5949]

He's slowly becoming insane and people around him are thinking he's joking.

[@MultiFabar]

rakhi mondal aren’t we all a bit insane

[@seanmcgrath3826]

@@MultiFabar Everyone is at least a little bit insane. Otherwise the world wouldn't work

[@pumpkin_314]

Oh My Holy God O M H G

[@Οδοιπόρος]

@@seanmcgrath3826 I can imagine someone saying this over and over while rocking back and forth in the corner.

[@justghostie4948]

We know, we don't care, because we like it

[@meoutpeace]

The cuts are Incredible.

[@datkid_deku6986]

"Wow, that really does look like *_A L E A T H E R C H E E R I O_* " Me: *_w H e e Z E_*

[@sailingboat7]

Premero

[@Antoniooooooooooooooo]

I dont get it explain

[@MaeoriaRose]

William William willi anus

[@nightterror007]

I've never heard of that one before so I actually laughed out loud!

[@darwintaylor3005]

Damnit I laughed so hard, my leather cheerio dropped some crumbs

[@aii1717]

*Sees title* Me: oh seems interesting *opens to Michael beating himself with a cup* Me: thats enough internet for today

[@sushiwithasword5089]

Absolute bruh moment

[@bingbonghafu]

*Sees thumbnail* Is that a fleshlight?

[@notato5052]

iSn'T It a Mug?

[@user-fo4ue9mo4z]

BingBong Hafu flashlight*

[@Nutlicker683]

ᴄᴏᴏʟ ᴘʀᴏ no it’s a fleshlight

[@maxmaxidk]

This guy's pretty cool! He should do a collab with VSause!

[@nobenx]

I know right! He looks just like him!

[@maxmaxidk]

@@darshandhabale143 r/woooosh

[@thaggath7137]

@@darshandhabale143 Wait. That's illegal

[@iMaucs]

Sadly the Vsauce guy's dead :(

[@THEFIRSTCRAZYGAMER]

Tide_MaximusPrime_xXx sause

[@96unicorns]

That's one way to keep the KZbin gods happy

[@FilipeDGuedes]

"When it's closed it looks a little bit like uranus" That made me laugh out loud

[@chronofactor2037]

Everything Is Here I would guess that many people reacted in such a fashion to what was said. He most likely did not steal you're comment. And if it is stolen it still is unlikely to be yours that was stolen.

[@neonref3978]

@@chronofactor2037 i don't think he was serious

[@chronofactor2037]

neonref Where's the sarcasm then? By that logic my comment could've been a joke as well.

[@alexgu177]

Cronofactor he means that he had the same idea, not everything is literal

[@chronofactor2037]

Alex Gu by that logic I am applauding the person for stating "you stole my comment"

[@ryeinc]

Michael: “It looks like...” Me: “A camera lens!” Michael: “Uranus!” Me: “oh.”

[@static7985]

IM DYING HELPPPPO

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

you're lucky that "Michael's toy" looks like a camera lens to you

[@raymundoaustria5821]

Yes me too lol

[@YG-ub4dk]

a diaphragm, not a lens

[@TheRealFOSFOR]

Aperture science!

[@diogoalmeidavisuals]

My scientific brain: -Interesting hyperboloid My dirty brain: -Variable diameter fleshlight

[@ZexMaxwell]

I wonder if there is an actual product.

[@caindavis12]

This is a genius idea that could revolutionize the sex toy industry

[@SubtleSerpent]

Why would you want a variable diameter fleshlight? Is your erection sometimes smaller or larger? Do you want to share your fleshlight with another dude?

[@mattiasselin4955]

@@SubtleSerpent Sharing is caring

[@IchirouKoorino]

@@SubtleSerpent Look man, I'm just trying to castrate myself while I cum. Don't judge me

[@all0utmetal735]

The ol Austin Powers skit. We’ll done and thanks for bringing it back

[@gaygoc]

I've never in my life laughed so hard when hearing "be whole"

[@nxbis]

And Be Best. As Melania would want

[@Mantulisme]

Hey i've seen mugs like that before in my big bros bedroom.

[@SaladRostrum]

Ayyyyyyyy 😂😂😂😂👏👏👌👌👌😭😭

[@vbgvbg1133]

lmao

[@michaljurc7208]

What are you doing step-bro?!

[@mr.t107]

@@lfinch150 bruh wtf

[@DvDick]

@@lfinch150 *bruh #2 sound effect*

[@muffins12313]

Are we just gonna ignore that Michael just put water on his Cheerios?

[@ariq45]

*you question that? the man eat donut out of TOILET water*

[@boltoms]

Thank you!

[@goldengears5355]

@@ariq45 After he made this video. Micheal did that after he made this video.

[@goldengears5355]

@@ariq45 And if you reply saying that this guy made his comment after the video the counter will be that he is watching these videos in chronological order and hasn't seen it yet.

[@RatKeeperDude]

Apparently not

[@lecochonmalefique]

I learned English as a teenager this video taught me more about English in couple minutes than I've learnt math in my whole life.

[@NotsoBussy]

Do you now know how to use it?

[@Bushcatbandit2950]

I love how the comparison doesn't make any sense.

[@GermaphobeMusic]

Michael: _changes the name of the channel to be more advertiser friendly_ Also Michael:

[@halo3rat_709]

"It looks a little bit like ur anus" -Michael 2019

[@SaR3News]

/Woosh

[@michaelbridges9403]

@Don'tPlayOverwatch it was called DONG hence the ! .....D!NG

[@veganfire4218]

@Don'tPlayOverwatch *wink*

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

It has always been D!NG has it not?

[@Will-rw8mf]

TOTAL NUMBER OF ANUS JOKES: *4* Well done, Michael.

[@vaclav222]

Tyler1?

[@noneedtoknow69]

everything is a fleshlight, if you're brave enough

[@leonmoore3174]

I've heard of a chocolate starfish, but thank you for introducing me to the leather cheerio.

[@radekseky4571]

I don't get those, help.

[@PandaMane]

@@radekseky4571 butthole

[@bara9880]

Lol same

[@MrOuchiez]

Leon Moore - Balloon knot.

[@radekseky4571]

@@PandaMane Wow all of them are slangs for butt then, had no idea, thanks. :D

[@artfx9]

That looks very tight. Thank you!