I Almost Set My Grandma On Fire - The Gus & Eddy Podcast

[@gustoonz]

eddy is my favorite podcast host

[@thenamelessone3471]

Same

[@epicness203]

i like eddy because hes cool

[@dustininn2953]

my favorite's tony

[@adriancopperblood1546]

Tone-Tone #1

[@TheLaxBroseph]

Eddy eats shower curtains competitively.

[@EddyBurback]

eddy is also my favorite podcast host

[@adriancopperblood1546]

Can you tell ToneTone I love him please?

[@redshallott]

sorry ed i watch this only for gus

[@BeTeeEl]

Me too

[@bellabananabeauty]

Eddy Burback I agree

[@sr.365]

How do you feel knowing Gus has more replies than you?

[@im3animations223]

This podcast is great at making you feel insane, because they keep bringing up the same stories, but in slightly different contexts.

[@ashleyloyola6980]

Barles Charkley Hahaga

[@kirbysauce]

this is what watching oneyplays is like after listening to sleepy cast for years. so many new angles

[@yellowbat79]

Im on a gus and eddy marathon right now and this comment just became my favorite comment of all time... I think Ive heard about the time sven almost got hit by a car 4 times and each time I feel like its fresh news

[@wolfrayne8355]

i honestly have to think about if ive accidentallly hit replay or watched the same episode twice sometimes

[@kaapa15]

@@wolfrayne8355 I do that on purpose

[@WisdomCritFail]

Gus literally _just added an "a"_ to the end of the teacher's name. Her name is Ann, and rather than putting in a little bit of effort to come up with a name he just called her Anna. I don't know why, but I just find that really funny.

[@JK23315]

@Student _Arthur yea and here's the video m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWjXdZuAnN2sqqc

[@michaelcastellano588]

@@JK23315 how fucking dare you liproll me

[@dustininn2953]

seeing eddy go from little un-bearded boy in the intro into big bearded boy in the podcast is always satisfying

[@EddyBurback]

I grow it during the 5 second fade in every time

[@josephmckenna8780]

Everybody gangsta till eddy speed grows a beard

[@kaletales]

the intro reminds me of full house except you’re both uncle joey

[@kaletales]

i will keep commenting this until u see it

[@W.S._Ortega]

Oh you didn't hear? Gus and Eddy are planning to eventually reenact every scene from Full House except every character is Uncle Joey. Uncle Joey starts dating a new boy from school but Uncle Joey doesn't like him and thinks he has bad intentions. Meanwhile Uncle Joey and Uncle Joey take the twins, Uncle Joey and Uncle Joey, to the park but Uncle Joey bails because his band "The Uncle Joeys" got a last minute gig to play that would give them alot of exposure. Pretty sure it's up for an Emmy.

[@stephanieparker418]

Kay J ✂️👈🏻➡️

[@Lildeadthing420]

@@W.S._Ortega who tf is "uncle" joey

[@mechamill]

Eddy has big uncle Jesse vibes

[@sofiamoeller_]

The intro is literally unskipable, it's like the office

[@shmepe7847]

I’d say it’s the only part worth listening to, that’s what I do. Just the beginning and the end

[@cooberr]

Sans Undertale I just skip to the executive executive producer credit and stop watching

[@shmepe7847]

Yeah, depends on how I’m feeling

[@QKLance]

I only watch it for the JohnsonPackage(tm). 😉

[@kevinkoger5749]

Sans Undertale sounds like you think some podcasts are slow, and you don’t know how long they last. That’s why you should listen to, The Ten Minute Podcast!!!

[@johnarts5942]

Y’all should bring Gus Johnson on this podcast as a guest.

[@cascadestars]

I love how this podcast is Gus and Eddy just chatting and giggling together in unison at each others jokes.

[@dustininn2953]

can't wait for the a rivalry Sven and Tony podcast

[@chrishansen2409]

Edited by thor

[@nou6770]

Yes.

[@froglad1225]

I thought they were in a love line

[@bruh-lt5bi]

weather daaaaaaaaayy I'll be heeeeeeeeeeeereee

[@souptimetora]

She

[@emilysyoutubechannel2259]

*Donna after the 20th thrust, as the grape goes flying* : KOBE

[@uhhum2300]

For Kobe :(

[@GPEtana]

Rip Kobe

[@JamesMiller69]

Thor Johnson is probably tho coolest name of any human alive as of now.

[@taliyah3770]

James Miller Thor, Son Of John

[@tigercors3308]

incorrect, Gay Bowser

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@tigercors3308 foolish mortals, I'm Loki

[@JaredOnYT]

An anagram of Gus and Eddy is Genus Daddy

[@Carcosahead]

iugh gross

[@adamearls3309]

JaredOnYT thank you for this

[@coleq.7300]

...That's not an anagram Edit: fuck I didnt realize you were including "and" my bad

[@ezradactyl]

Uhh...yum?

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@coleq.7300 I did the same lol

[@spuddie3207]

Gus is using a straw, I'm calling the police.

[@cooberr]

spuddie the straw police are on their way

[@laurenrice4153]

Omg 😂😂😂

[@metagothh155]

certified in cpr/first aid here! if someone is responsive, you're meant to ask them if they want your help first, as they are allowed to refuse. if they're unresponsive (unconscious) you're meant to assume they need your help. Good Samaritan law covers if you try to help them and accidentally hurt them more/kill them, you can't be sued. Hope that helps! :)

[@garrettmcnerney6955]

Hi Eddy Hi Gus first time listener long time caller here just wanted to say the R Kelly helium bit had me legitimately laughing out loud. Keep on with the content fellas. Thanks for taking my call I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

[@xdragon1331]

Why doesn’t Ross the largest friend not simply eat the others?

[@coledansie9428]

lrrr i know thats you gtfo of here

[@imshypleasebenicetome.5344]

Because he is a coward

[@anarmadillowithagun]

perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

[@alsohabib6936]

I dont think you guys understand how good and inspiring this podcast is.

[@duncan1897]

anpanboy I know! It’s so rejuvenating listening to them give advice but also personal experience. It’s genuinely really encouraging!

[@AWackyStranger]

That's why it is

[@Johnny-tq9no]

Not very?

[@paclaire2449]

This podcast is the best part of my week. Thanks guys, love ya

[@connorsimon7719]

"Donna choked on half a grape" no wonder her husband left her

[@seebrenn]

For the asking thing before performing the heimlich, it’s usually taught in first aid classes to ask the victim if it’s ok to help them, or at least let them know what you’re about to do before you help

[@slick_3617]

Indeed, you only don't have to ask if they're unconscious.

[@kytak6153]

Thanks for putting the podcast on Spotify!

[@jtdfluglzfutzfdt]

literally just came here from spotify to say that i LOVE the smell of basements and i genuinely thought i was crazy all this time, gus i owe you my life

[@chaosnmoss]

gus: "what's one childhood thing you'll never get rid of?" eddy: "my great aunt"

[@thenamelessone3471]

Best part of my Friday is seeing the notification for a podcast

[@oliviamckinney8665]

yesss

[@JakeCuster]

If you’re not running every grape you eat through a Slap Chop, you will DIE

[@ovvvven]

1:58 - At first I thought that they were making a covid 19 bit, but then I looked at the date it was posted. Now I’m convinced that they’re time travelers.

[@LeDomingo]

I always watch G&E podcast at .25 speed so it lasts for the remainder of my workday.

[@slikkity0productions]

Watching at .5 speed makes them sound absolutely hammered

[@somebitch1225]

slikkity0productions it really does

[@Joyeuse4324]

2:02 Well this aged like wine.

[@jamesfedele2698]

you guys should get Gus Johnson on the show

[@pricerowland]

The Taco Bell in my hometown didn't have a set limit on how much food you could win. My brother and I would go in with 65 cents and he'd win us a meal while I snuck Baja Blast into our water cups. Thought I was so slick until I realized the employees knew what was going on, but didn't care since they were a bunch of apathetic high schoolers.

[@fishpanto]

Wow, nice podcast guys. But could you potentially do a full podcast as bitmojis?

[@supernovamimosa]

that would be so funny they should also start doing the podcast with only Gus no more eddy but yah bitmoji Idea is good too I just dont like eddy

[@Gunbudder]

I framed my signed picture of you guys, and i have it next to my family pictures. Its probably the strangest thing i own, and i can't stop laughing at it. It blends in so well with the other normal family pics

[@73245bibi]

thank you guys for being my pals during really long homework sessions :)

[@Sbrasher13]

I used to rent the Timmy the Tooth VHS from our local blockbuster wow what a throwback thx boys

[@need2sleep20]

2:02 oh the irony

[@need2sleep20]

2:02 oh the irony

[@dirtbikeman496]

The minute Gus said that old basement smell I instantly remember my childhood and all my friends houses that had that weird smell haha

[@davidanderson842]

Not sure if it's already been said, but if you're CPR certified you need to ask permission to give someone aid, if you are not certified, you aren't required by law to ask permission to give aid. Something about being certified makes you more responsible for the person's possible injury due to the aid given.

[@withlovesavyjovannapavlak5968]

Has Tony ever cut any story from the podcast? Just curious

[@aidantovar8263]

Probably, they usually have little bits where they accidentally use real names and just have to cut the story out

[@user-of6cm1jl5x]

Great podcast, as always. Just wondering though fellas, is the podcast available on vinyl? I mean, I can settle for the cassette tape collection if that's all you've got in back. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@supernovamimosa]

youre not funny that jokes a dead meme already

[@user-of6cm1jl5x]

@@supernovamimosa Wow thanks for the positivity buddy. I can tell you're a real Gus & Eddy fan, huh?

[@aidantovar8263]

Okay, I know it's kind of a meme... but that would be such a fucking cool thing to bave!

[@schufly]

Honey Mustard Snyders pieces are bangin

[@chrischarles1219]

President Cheney ain't gonna be happy about dis....

[@Kelly-se7cq]

this podcast is easily the highlight of my weekend in terms of youtube content, i love it :)

[@nola1439]

Gus has a lovely soft blush glow. Skin goals.

[@ulfskalkam3005]

Thank you guys. I am sick atm and your podcasts have really entertained me while i slowly died in my bed : )

[@theajshortman]

We definitely need a fake scrolling news on the bottom.

[@jac8313]

The only time I enjoyed a boiled hot dog is when my mom would take us to Lowe’s and get the cheap hot dogs from the stand outside- if we were good. All other boiled hot dogs just aren’t the same.

[@liny789]

I realized as soon as Gus said he loves musty basement smell I also I love musty basement smell

[@klemm1990]

Fries and Ranch are great

[@TheWhiteMambal8]

Eddy I love you Gus I love you too

[@AverageTreyVG]

I look forward to this podcast every week - something I can't quite say about other podcasts I frequent

[@kevinharshman4280]

Love you buddy

[@optomotron]

Gus and eddy are the new "Bill and Ted"

[@ivanluhovyi2691]

The grilled cheese stretch might be replicated if they cook the sandwich, slice it, then put a whole slice of cheese between the two halves, melt it a little and pull it apart again

[@voidglitch2556]

37:31 ... Not big on snot but also did booger wall Gus has been dropping hints all this time

[@ryangallagher3291]

I miss this podcast so fucking bad.

[@Datathegreat1228]

Tony with the editing on ignition! That's what we call peak editing!

[@brookerobinson9726]

MERCH MERCH MERCH MERCH I’m not one to buy merch that often but I definitely would buy merch for the podcast LOVE YOU GUYS

[@WisdomCritFail]

42:52 Thank you, Tony. That edit vastly improved Gus's cover.

[@Guccibear100]

I have a funny swearing story. I swear frequently and often when in like minded company, but at work or around my elders I keep it PG. So one night at work, about 8 years ago, we had a new guy come out and work on the weld lines inspection end along with some others. He was a preacher. Well, on the NDT end, when working two lines, I typically have a partner. This night it was a real douche guy, the kind of person who always complained, had a shit attitude in general, and was just better than everyone. I can't remember exactly what triggered me, but he made me so mad. So mad in fact I chased him around the area, not running, more of a Mr. X type of chase and I was cursing up a storm the entire time. Now keep in mind that I'm 6'4" big, black, and beefy. In-front of everyone I looked him dead in the eye and said, "Say another word, say another fucking word, no if you move your lips, I dare you. I will fucking end you, I will kill you." Right in-front of the Preacher. I'm actually a really nice guy, and I haven't lost my temper that bad in years before, or since. Afterwords I went up to everyone and shamefully apologized for my behavior (Not the guy I went after) The funny thing is the guy was so disliked that when he told my boss he just moved him to another line and I didn't even get in trouble. I was a hero.

[@aidantovar8263]

This is a funny story, but the part where you describe yourself as big, black, and beefy is just priceless 😂 I have never heard an individual describe themselves as that. You're funny guy

[@aaronryan4398]

Guys, Gus couldn't have done booger wall, he said anything involving snot is 'Not for me' when they were talking about gross stuff

[@philorgneopolotin8762]

9:14 Timestamp for Gus talking about the woman choking on a grape story

[@pr3historic647]

Good samaritan laws might help cover you but likely they wouldn't if the victim was still conscious. You gotta make sure 100% they need help if they are conscious. If they are in the process of coughing it up you can re-lodge it and make it worse. For an example of what good samaritan laws are intending to protect: if you aren't officially certified in CPR but you know to do chest compressions and shit then doing that is protected (a lot of times if it wouldn't have even helped them in case of stokes and seizures you are still protected). -your friendly neighborhood nurse

[@nullcircuit]

dude wrap a hot dog in a wet paper towel and microwave for 30 seconds. it's like the perfect boil fried combo, but it's getting steamed?? mind you I'm doing this with Nathan's. shit is so good

[@itscrono7073]

whattt

[@jessyg17]

When my small town made the news it was because a giant burrito caused a lockdown and 2-hour police stand off. This may inspire many a question but I only have time to answer chief among them: It was a steak burrito stuffed with guacamole, lettuce, salsa, and jalapenos. Google burrito lockdown, Clovis, New Mexico. You'll probably find it.

[@ianduran1246]

Wait a second you almost set your grandma on fire a second time?

[@rachelb371]

37:30 Gus saying he doesn't like snot.... * cut to his video "God's Country" where he has a snot rocket hanging from his nose for several minutes *.. I had to look away from my screen to finish that video. Just listened to the rest. I'll never be the same...

[@BrandEver117]

Lol that's exactly how you shouldn't play with helium. You should take deep breathing breaks in-between each time

[@AlexHatlevig]

You both are an essential part of my week

[@SidneyGutteridge]

Great episode as always guys, love the content

[@drewanderson3429]

Guys its been a week, you can drop the next episode now

[@colleenmurphy6204]

please never stop the mail segment

[@exzisd]

Thought this was a March 2020 episode and the intro bit was referring to the pandemic.

[@masongillard9817]

Slam dunk! That first page was rolled into a joint. You know, to make dealing with dull children a little easier.

[@shurley96]

Gus sounds like Michael Reeves when he took the helium.

[@kayleigh6251]

omfg i know exactly the smell that gus was talking about. its one of my favorite smells and no one ever understands what I'm talking about

[@James64]

37:33 Gus couldn't have done booger wall based on this statement

[@mpa3588]

That boogie comment was so genuine and sweet. Love you guys.

[@awesomerthatyou]

I'm closing at work tonight and listening to this while I'm washing all these damn dishes is definitely the highlight of my Friday.

[@SoiBoisREAL]

This podcast turned a bad day into a good one.

[@aidantovar8263]

Hope you're having better days!

[@Ipherix]

Gus and eddy don't know the difference between red hots, hot tamales, and fireballs.

[@Ipherix]

Wait what the fuck I already watched this? Damn and I was just a dick. Smh.

[@annmarie5484]

Gus, your laugh is so great.

[@PunkRockGenius]

Eddy said Timmy the Tooth and I had the biggest flashback ever

[@tashak526]

THANK YOU GUS! Someone FINALLY knows how to roast marshmallows on a campfire!

[@PLANTBAT]

Eddy's shirt is amazing.

[@Openmouthstef]

The Icee helium hit where you changed your voice back absolutely fucking killed me I haven’t laughed that hard at something in so long

[@mrpoopybutthole1041]

Always look forward to the podcast, best part of my week !

[@Michael-kp4bd]

Wait I swear I heard the grandma and dad dresser story before

[@shmepe7847]

Michael it was in Ok, I’ll Talk

[@MatthewRBenavides]

Me too!! It was in a podcast before like EXACTLY like that. I started thinking, “oh I’ve heard this podcast before” and I though I just didn’t remember, but the date says OTHERWISE!!

[@ieatnapkins9225]

Dude they said it in like the exact same way it's wacky

[@Anna-si4ck]

"Everyone likes to see shit burn sometimes" -Eddy Burback That's gonna be my senior quote lmao

[@seanwithafada.]

At 37:28 gus saids that he hates anything snot (booger) related could this be used as evidence to free him from the allegations that he did booger wall?

[@CaptainRegular]

A. That's a PERFECT way to end each show. Glad you guys nailed it. B. Anyone else want these two to become the next Conan and Andy in the future? They're already fucking crushing that dynamic.

[@om3ga5]

the mental image of little eddy singing along to the Timmy the tooth theme song is so cute and makes me smile

[@SheelaNaGig]

im high rn so this is for me to remember this part of the podcast so that i can remember this moment and appreciate it while sober. 1:03:34

[@athenadelgadillo1915]

Tony did an amazing job on the editing!

[@fie1917]

that boogie shoutout in the beginning is the reason i choose to stay on this planet, those random asks of kindness really mean something owo

[@redacted8567]

Christ Gus is a good story teller. That anecdote about his girlfriends dad fucking scared me. I’d be driven insane if that shit happened to me.

[@scientificbrony]

Love you guys keep up the great content

[@siennac682]

I will 100% buy gus+eddy podcast merch

[@marajaneee]

Gus holding those scissors chopping at the air the whole time had me nervous lmfao love y’all tho xoxo

[@Joelseph2001]

Two bangin shirts on this podcast today baybeeeee

[@MatthewRBenavides]

I love this podcast so much, guys. I’m captivated every second of the way. If I’m ever listening in the car I’ll rewatch it later so I can enjoy the full experience.