If You Give A Chimp A Opioid - The Gus & Eddy Podcast

[@gustoonz]

wow this is so good you guys should keep doing these

[@NamekJedi]

Here before this is top comment 👀

[@czook812]

@@NamekJedi well you're a jedi stop showing off

[@JacqueCousteau890]

Gus, i love you and i have been a fan for awhile but just now hearing that you have not seen disneys Tarzan is heartbreaking.

[@johncorrigan6206]

Gus Johnson HOW HAVE YOU NOT SEEN TARZAN

[@lukemjm]

I’m just not sure. You keep saying that, but it feels like maybe not. Maybe you two should switch to gameboy color walkthroughs or something. MAYBE gameboy SP but probably not.

[@EddyBurback]

hey everybody, hope you’re having a good day! just wanted to say thank you for supporting us. the podcast is growing and i fucking love you guys❤️ okay don’t tell mom i woke you up, goodnight

[@burkles4456]

Thanks dad

[@jbaroni9111]

Hello Eddy

[@jbaroni9111]

Ik this was like two years ago

[@jbaroni9111]

But still hello

[@can_of_spook7980]

Edwardo Kyle Burbackinson jr the third, it is 2 years past your bed time. Go to bed, or no video games tomorrow.

[@darraghbrowne8478]

Should make a second channel named "eddy and gus podcast" and its the exact same episodes just mirrored

[@supernovamimosa]

if they dont I will

[@darraghbrowne8478]

@@supernovamimosa not all hero's wear capes

[@supernovamimosa]

you guys have 10 days before the rise of my new channel eddy and Gus. your choice, if you want all the fame and riches that this genius channel idea will bring then its yours unless you let it slip into my grasp as the tenth day approaches

[@darraghbrowne8478]

@@supernovamimosa give me some cred if you go through with it, ya? For giving ya the idea like

[@spritefun9362]

@@supernovamimosa Nice work on that Eddy & Gus channel you promised, I see it took off and made you loads of money.......

[@huntermead859]

"Mmmmexican?" had me dying less than 5 minutes in

[@hayk3000]

Is she though?

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I would pay to see "furious George: except his name was Travis" in theaters

[@BaldMancTwat]

"Furious George: Except His Name Was Travis: The Sequel: No More Monkeying Around"

[@laceytodd5318]

Tag line: “He’s not curious... he’s furious”

[@griffinheeg2998]

One problem... Travis is dead.

[@Farticuss]

I feel like this podcast format is still too structured for you guys. Can you just put cameras around your apartment and leave them on all the time?

[@davidborucki6577]

Make it a 24 hour live twitch stream

[@Farticuss]

@@catboynestormakhno2694 8k HDR+ thx

[@lionsmanecreations]

@@catboynestormakhno2694 lol

[@burkles4456]

I’d watch a video of them watching a movie.

[@thegreenprince02]

Give nights at liqqy sta

[@Uberwenis]

"Imagine a giant gorilla getting you" JAMIE PULL THAT UP

[@befoe5861]

The "creation engine" was made for Skyrim in 2010. However, the creation engine is an updated version of the Gamebryo engine which was released in 2003. But it gets better, the Gamebryo engine was originally named the NetImmerse engine and was released in 1997. To sum it up, Bethesda's engine is technically 8 years old but actually 21 years old. Their engine has this nifty feature of basing their physics engine off of the frame rate of the game

[@benson4u215]

So thats why the game seems broken if you load the wrong mods order and item inventory takes over a minute to load

[@danielnunez1587]

That bug was fixed in fo76 so im guessing it should be fixed for the rest of the games its used on

[@MIRACLECHEEZ]

physics are still linked to frame rate?! in this day and age? even indie games don’t suck that bad

[@MIRACLECHEEZ]

daniel nunez it’s pathetic it took them that long to fix it lol

[@JeithKarrett]

Gus (and Eddy) this is a great podcast episode but I think it would be marginally better if you added some LEGO Star Wars the Complete Saga gameplay in the bottom left corner. Stay epic.

[@JakeBullingtonTV]

Holy shit that’s brilliant

[@rekeamohcsreed7719]

That actually sounds like a really good idea..

[@rileyskinner4]

*Forced meme...

[@evanwang5363]

go back to Charlie

[@obrien92]

*”Look how good this sounds”* - Gus

[@supitschillbro]

Fun fact: Work smarter not harder applies to law school too, apparently. Don't cheat, but also understand that this is a liberal arts degree that teaches you how to read statutes and Google things slightly better than other people

[@arbiter-]

Great conversation guys. Let's do it again next week I had a lotta fun talking with you.

[@ZachHighlights]

Gus and Eddy together is like a Father and Son together. Eddy is the father trying to logically explain things to Gus while Gus the son is going "but why?????" I know Gus is partially trolling Eddy and Eddy is going along with the bit, but it's a great thing to see.

[@bobbyjohnson3204]

Awww heck yeah, been waitin’ for the Gordan & Eugene podcast all day

[@aidancaughran]

I can't explain how soothed the intro song to this makes me. It's really strange and I don't know why.

[@drundel1]

my favorite college story was I had an 8:00 AM class where I would always bring breakfast, because ya know, 8:00 AM. This pissed off my professor to the point where he started the class 15 minutes later so I wouldn't eat during his class. Then the next semester when I had to take his next class he made a point to add into his syllabus that there would be no food in his classroom.

[@GrahamCrannell]

Fun fact for you bad bois: the album version of "Trashin' The Camp" is performed by N*SYNC.

[@asirf13]

Wow this is EPIC. Thanks Eddie Burbank and Gas Janson.

[@notyourboi4076]

Eddy nailing the typical E3 opening speech, just off the top of his head

[@robin7433]

I was halfway through when I saw their cups said 'rip lil peep'

[@mirror1001]

I never noticed that

[@miguelpozos4111]

I can't stop replaying 4:06 the way Teddy screams is so perfect

[@humunculoid9421]

Excuse me mister gunk jorpson how do I get luscious locks like yours

[@mohameda4970]

You have a video you conman

[@spoink-x3z]

@@mohameda4970 this comment has haunted me for months

[@mohameda4970]

@@spoink-x3z I forgot what I meant and now I'm scared

[@ieatnapkins9225]

@@mohameda4970 I don't know what you meant and I'm scared

[@cokezeromedia5305]

God I love the The Goose & Edison podcast!

[@5ft4inprotagonist24]

Eddy is literally the only person who can get away with saying the word baby w/out referring to an actual baby

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Oh! It’s Guns Jimson and Andy Burbank

[@coltonbates629]

Omg i love Glip thomson and Freddy nutsack!

[@clodaghlenihan4118]

I love sitting down to wrap Christmas presents watching this, these podcasts are really entertaining thanks dudes

[@eliaslinck2406]

"omg bethesda is still using the same engine" "well i'm still gonna buy tes 6" and that's why they don't change the engine fellas

[@danielnunez1587]

Have you seen some of the teasers for tes6 it looks insane

[@jadenmolloy4830]

@Robin Hogan The elder scrolls is a good series. the game could look like Morrowwind for all I care. i'm still buying it because the game will be fantastic

[@hopemoore]

I think you guys are good examples of why, in the end, it often doesn't matter if you "cheat" or skip classes sometimes and why you need to CARE about a subject to be motivated to do classwork/come to classes. You guys are great!

[@spyke2856]

y'all got me thinking with that talk about the chimp attack,, I went and listened to the 911 call and,,,, yep, it's awful! and then I went back and watched the harambe news story because it showed up in the search results and uh, yeah that's where all this horrible shit started huh

[@rawtendrils]

ik this is an old comment but omg I just read the wikipedia thing.. Im scared as hell of monkees now

[@MorgansBeauty22]

eddy talking about the kinect at 10:30 and now his video just came out about it....is this the record for longest time to make a video for him

[@alexd186]

Morgan I was just thinking about that lmao

[@TheAnantaSesa]

I came to the comments to find out more about the kinect fraud introduction presentation he discussed. Looks like Google scrubbed references to it so i need better search terms to find a video of what they were saying happened.

[@IntimidatingPIE]

Guys I love your podcast so much, keep it up

[@space_1073]

I'm starting my first year at college for film in 2 days, its so great to hear the boys talk about their experience candidly

[@clemturnerfirst]

i keep coming back to this podcast episode in particular!!! you boys, my favorite boys, make my day! love u.

[@shrimpinainteasy7370]

I could definitely listen to 35 minutes of eddy teaching me about mitosis in his NPR voice.

[@clarktalbot5447]

3:02 I've gotten to the point where I knew exactly what gus would say, and then I say it in sync with him, and still laugh my booty off

[@joshuastreet8664]

Don’t mind me, just working my way through these old episodes 🚶‍♂️

[@parentspatterns]

I have a big old genuine crush on Eddy and I don't know what to do.

[@syntheticat-3]

same :(

[@kendallgiilck9488]

Same

[@coltonbates629]

Confess to him

[@nyah3903]

Tell him your pregnant, he can't get away now

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@nyah3903 best advice

[@supitschillbro]

Can you guys do a tour exclusive to Wisconsin and Chicagoland?

[@chickennugglet5908]

@1:04:32 They were talking about the uber/ Lyft drivers slamming on their breaks, I once had an uber driver tell me that some uber drivers do that on purpose because they want people to get car sick. I know it sounds crazy but here me out ,if you throw up in an uber your card gets charged somewhere around $70 for a cleaning fee so they can get their cars professionally cleaned. So some drivers just pocket the $70 and just hose out their backseats.

[@kimanie7697]

"He's not curious, he's furious"😭😭 best line ever

[@ronanshimmon2328]

this is the best episode of the show ever. This podcast made my day soooo much better!

[@jessecurtin9304]

was about to comment to join the discussion but just realized this is from 9 month ago so here we are. Dick's was my part time before my real job, hated it but so much fun. agreed Eddy

[@hayleymundy6943]

32:20 I have had multiple teacher throughout high school and middle school who didn't give 100s so I would end up with a bunch of 99s, which is just infuriating. I remember 2 art teachers, which art is subjective and it can never be perfect blah blah blah so i kinda get that... but i had a math teacher once who did that on all her tests

[@thedestroyasystem]

Thank you guys so much for these podcasts. I've been feeling really down recently and just bingeing old ones, thank you for making me laugh

[@christimarie8822]

This was another great episode - so good in fact that I will leave a comment to help the algorithm give you guys stuff or whatever?

[@jugliero]

Any country as diverse as Canada is a challenge to run, everyone seems to want something different. So any important decision is likely to split the country into opposing sides. This has always been a problem for Canada and always will be. When looking at any controversial historical event it is important to look at the actions of historical figures with some perspective, this is known as “historical perspective”. You must also understand the causes of events as to understand why things happen, this is “cause and consequence”. These concepts are important when talking about the Conscription Crisis of 1917. As many different perspectives led to widely varying opinions which in and of themselves, were the issue. As well as the whole thing being a consequence of the events of the entire war. When WWI started it was supposed to be a quick war, many even believed it would be over within about a year. This led to many Canadians seeing the war as more of an exciting vacation and adventure that they could experience and still be home for christmas. Unfortunately for them, this was not the case. Due to war techniques and technology significantly advancing during the war, it was drawn out over multiple years. Old techniques that would work great like just rushing a trench, were no longer viable to advancements like the machine gun. Other advancements that made the war much more complicated were German U-boats and the tank. These complications lead to the casualty rate growing exponentially, especially once the Germans started using poison gas. While this may have been impractical due to the weather prerequisites, it was proven deadly during the battle of Ypres. In which the Germans successfully pushed back the allies using the gas. Due to the Germans being unable to capitalise on the gap created and the Canadians holding the line, the Germans still ended up losing Ypres. However the Canadians suffered major casualties during Ypres at about 6,500 casualties. This along with other costly battles for Canada led to the word getting out to Canadian civilians that the death rate of the war was skyrocketing. Which led to much less volunteering out of Canada. This alarmed Robert Borden as the Canadian army was dropping numbers to the casualty rate greatly outweighing the volunteer rate. Borden understood that you need numbers to win a war so he considered his option to increase enlistment. This is when he landed on conscription. Many disliked the idea as they could tell that the french would revolt at the idea, such as the archbishop of Montreal who wrote, "Dear Sir Robert, Do you not think, in light of our population, that we have largely done our share? The people are agitated. ... In the province of Quebec; we can expect deplorable revolts. Will this not end in bloodshed?" (The Conscription Crisis, N.D, Para. 11) There were still many groups of people in Canada who were qualified to fight and conscription forced them to join. Most of these men had a reason not to fight such as the French Canadians who never supported going to war in the first place, as they felt it was not relevant to Canada and they didn’t like supporting the British with their war efforts. As well as the fact that the French Canadians were mistreated on the battlefield. There were also farmers who supported the war itself but did not go as they felt responsible for maintaining their farms that also contributed resources to the war effort. The French were very unhappy with this decision as they lost much of their freedom. And were treated unfairly on the battlefield, and were essentially forced to help the British. The farmers were upset as they were forced to abandon their farms and leave it in much less capable hands, essentially leaving the army with less resources. A third group of people who actually supported conscription were women who knew people who were already overseas in the war. This was because they understood that these people would only return once the war ended and that more men being sent over would help it end quicker and also reduce the likelihood of their loved ones dying due to strength in numbers. Thus they were happy with the decision. Conscription had profound effects upon the Canadian community. It was greatly divided after Bordens service act passed, between those who supported it and those who didn’t. These two groups seemed to hate each other as they both felt the other was grossly wrong. Supporters felt that opposers were slackers and opposers thought supporters practically hated the french. It took years for this rift to pass. This divide wasn’t helped by how vocal the french were and their occasional violence. The government was forced to respond to the french riots which only fueled their mistrust of the government further. Many who supported Conscription felt betrayed after it was passed. Some predicted this tear in the nation, such as Wilfrid Laurier. Whom was the previous Prime Minister before Borden, and now strongly opposed Conscription. He wrote, "Is it not true that the main reason advocated for conscription - not so much publicly as privately, not shouted but whispered - is that Quebec must be made to do her part, and French-Canadians forced to enlist compulsorily since they did not enlist voluntarily? “The Conscription Crisis, N.D, Para. 13) This crisis is proof that being open about any controversial decision is better than doing your very best to blindside those who might oppose it. Can someone peer review my essay

[@deceptivelysmallman]

more quotes also more on the machine guns that was cool but mostly quotes

[@burkles4456]

I got bored 4 sentences in. The teacher will love it.

[@mirror1001]

Anything about world war one is great to me man

[@akatbrown]

hey man, how'd you do? I'm Canadian and I learned some shit. nice job.\

[@thedestroyasystem]

@@akatbrown I was very confused until I read the last sentence lol

[@KibbyCreekwood]

Lmao just started listening to the podcast. Every episode, one of you brings up a video you'll make over the next few years. Eddy, here's you talking about you Kinect frustrations haha

[@Deucehoru]

I really appreciate your editor, great at cutting cameras, very easy to watch. This was fun :) as always

[@ludwigthewhite3535]

you guys are giving me anxiety when you talk about college... i'm currently going trhough my second year in niversity and i kinda botched my first year..

[@dernubenfrieken5765]

Just want to say, ubisoft battle tag was actually a really great laser tag set. The tracking on the game itself allowed for really elaborate game times like zombies and such. Had a ton of fun getting drunk and playing it with my friends.

[@MiSzxCHRiSTY]

the intro always cracks me up. when eddy throws his hands up and does an awkward wrist

[@gabby8770]

I'm in the last week of my 14 credit hour summer semester. I need a miracle.

[@scent-bubbles]

On the professor rant, one of my teachers (high school) would take off 1 point on everything I did because "nobody is perfect". At that, I had her for 2 out of my 4 senior classes. 24/25, 49/50, ect. Sometimes she even went in with the 49.5/50

[@rayb0b34]

9:51 I'm pretty sure the 2006 E3 is the one people say is the worst. (Specifically Nintendo's)

[@MK-wc7sy]

7:40 yessss gus

[@Looneylovegood]

I've heard the 911 phone call, it made me really shaken up. No movie or anything can recreate the emotion of horror and terror in her voice.

[@Lionfrog13]

Gus’s story reminded me of a story my mom told me about how one of her teachers in highschool graded based on how big the paper was so she gave them a title page and a bunch of blank paper and got an A.

[@bridgevandermolen9561]

This is genuinely my favorite thing on KZbin thank you guys so much I hope you see how much you’re appreciated!

[@charliewhiskey22]

i had nightmares about that chimp when i originally heard the story of it thanks for bringin' it back boys

[@f11luke8]

that was pretty cool when eddy was talking about the xbox kinect, he should make a video on that .

[@CrzyMan_Personal]

Our college had the same thing with the online tests... except for the shop... like, all the power tools and wood working stuff.... I literally used the same strategy you guys are talking about so I could use a handheld plasma cutter, an oxy-acetylene torch, and a welder (all dope as heck btw)

[@ianburton3120]

the tap tap revenge bit brought back good memories

[@skye__bruh420]

Just started watching LOVE IT KEEP IT UP

[@patrickhodson8715]

I'm guessing that Gus's professor could tell that he loved the class and learned a lot, and that's why he gave him an A on his paper

[@wolfrayne8355]

I went down a rabbit hole reading about that chimp attack. He didn't kill her, though, she's still alive. She's permanently scarred and she had to have massive reconstructive surgery on major parts of her body. The chimp attacked her because she had a different hairstyle and was holding one of his favorite toys, he was on Xanax, and didn't recognize the woman he attacked. Yeah, I listened to the call. It's actually heartbreaking, because most of what you hear is her sobbing and panicking. Thanks for the nightmares, bois. As for the educational thing, as a teacher I'd be like "“I’ll give you an extra day if you can give me 5 pages of good quality writing. It has to be original, no quotes, and you have to show that you made effort. I don’t even care if your points are accurate or the spelling is perfect, just show me that you care, and I’ll still pass you.” But that teacher was like "Nah, I dont get paid enough, you tried, fuck it, here's an A"

[@Peter-xm3ol]

58:27 I also take my clothes off when I need to poop in the shower. Don't feel ashamed if you have to do this.

[@zacharysuchanek]

This title is misleading, it should be "a opioid”

[@EddyBurback]

Zachary Suchanek fixed it!

[@zacharysuchanek]

@@EddyBurback Wow! Thanks Eddy! keep up the good work with the podcast btw, y'all make fridays better for a lot of people :)

[@gleenfales]

That doesn't make sense Why?

[@zacharysuchanek]

Glenn Fales callback to the podcast :) happy holidays

[@zacharysuchanek]

Chef_Roach go back and listen to the podcast

[@michaelgable1262]

Trying to watch as much of this as I can on my lunch break. Love you boys.

[@taylorkinsella8184]

Tap Tap Revenge was my jam back in the day. I wish it was still supported.

[@tommytwotones128]

The woman that Travis attacked was only blinded, she did not die

[@DongerDayz]

If you guys ever do a Livestream I would be there minute 1 every single day. I love listening to you guys while I work!

[@MatthewRBenavides]

I'm still in college rn and I'm going for my Bachelors. I can neither confirm nor deny that I have participated in the EXACT same antics as the two of you, with quizzes and tests. Shhhhh.

[@spritefun9362]

I only discovered this podcast last week and I think I've already seen every episode... :(

[@George-pl7eu]

i feel ya they feel sad after knowing your stressed but trying

[@benson4u215]

Lol the teachers here wanted you to commit suicide, imagine barely having 1.3gpa and the teacher pulls you out of your math class (in the middle of a graded assignment being done) read with the special group for zero points instead this wasnt a mainstream school but was still considered public

[@AdamHamdan1]

Love when it's just you two

[@jacko7755]

You guys should combine your discussions of video games and animals and do an entire podcast devoted to Nintendogs

[@jodycook5575]

I get the feeling your professor may have cut you a break intentionally. How was your relationship? Did he know you were struggling?

[@brendansmith9677]

Bad professors are the worst. One time I forgot I had a lab and ended up sprinting to class. I got to class 1 minute late. It was clear I had run to class and was very apologetic. I told her it was a mistake and that it wouldn't happen again. I was panting and exhausted. The teacher gave me a 0 for that lab grade

[@ashley-mm1zx]

i dropped a like on this beezy when gus said “good podcast” bc he told me it was good so i had to drop a like

[@samueljones1146]

JUST DANCE SHOWS YOU WHAT MOVES ARE COMING UP

[@amberrrr88]

i love the bus and sleddy poscat

[@halpal390]

my scariest is an alligator. they just tear you the fuck up

[@christianchavez6949]

Bethesda used Gambryo for Morrowind, Oblivion, and Fallout 3, and they first used Creation for Skyrim, so it was only 7 years old at the time of filming.

[@poggersjessie]

i am rewatching this because Quarantine™️ and i didn’t realize that Eddy talked about the Kinect scam in a podcast episode before making his video, when i first saw his video i was like “huh i feel like i’ve heard about this before but I was only like 9 at the time, who knows” hahaha

[@aidenhoogstra8636]

Gunther and Eli, you sons o guns, you did it again

[@maxacosta5516]

1:11:7 Teddy: "That's not a game, that's just rehearsing a dance then doing it in front of a camera " Bus: "Yeah, it's stupid as shit" Me: Haha Tiktok

[@shivermeshoes]

You know the driving is bad when someone from around Chicago is calling it crazy

[@alexrussellmusic3962]

Thank you guys for inventing podcasts!

[@ilan5821]

The Creation Engine was first used in November 2011, Skyrim came out in november 2011 So it was probably created for skyrim So not technology from the 90s but still almost a decade old

[@jettisonantics]

They talked about iconic games from 2007 and didn't even mention Portal, TF2, or Half Life 2 Episode 2

[@SkitzoFriendic]

Can I get an audio clip of Gus saying "That's not funny" at 27:35

[@5513reaper]

To add background to your chimp story, the chimpanzee was roughly 200 lbs and was very well trained and loved by the community his owner lived in. He was growing older leading to the chimp having a psychotic episode. To which the owner fed her chimpanzee wine and a xanax then phoned her friend to come help. Upon her friend arriving and approaching the chimp and chimps owner, the chimp attacked this lady ripping off her face, most of her lower jaw, both eyes, and eating most of her fingers.

[@stat7644]

favouritest podcast out there bois

[@user-sp6os6tc2r]

Creation Engine was released in November 2011 with Skyrim, games before that used a different one called Gamebryo, which was used up to New Vegas.

[@KelsomaticPDX]

"You walk up to a bar. What do you order?" Now the answer is just Whiteclaw...

[@memphisbayley9678]

5:00 10:00 15:00 20:00 25:00 30:00 35:00 40:00 45:00 50:00 55:00 1:00:00 1:05:00 1:10:00 1:15:00 1:20:00 1:25:00

[@lennywayes4245]

Hey, where can I find the no audio version? My Sunday morning funny voice shower practice time is coming up quick boys.

[@spoolyboisINC]

Already running out of episodes to re-watch. This is sad.

[@stretchscreamers]

same.

[@caseyhamm8822]

hey boys don’t listen to the 911 call with travis it’s genuinely the most horrific thing i’ve ever heard i am filled with so much regret

[@pongugy9828]

yeah don't i just did. not fun very sad

[@michaelcardoso5914]

I love your intro legit the music is perfect