I Almost Slept With A Navy Seal's Girlfriend | Gary Owen

[@JCShadow0202]

“16 years?! What took so long” “Had to make sure she was the one” 😂😂

[@mightymikethebear]

He didn't want a wife who played around every time he was deployed.

[@aishariel9924]

@@mightymikethebear nah, he didn’t want her to get his retirement money in case they married & divorced during his enlistment.

[@Pickleslip]

I see 16 yrs of “making sure” as an absolute win 💪

[@omark2423]

I'm at work laughing and my coworker (who is white) asked what I'm laughing at and I told him Gary Owens. He said I don't know him. That let's me know that Gary has officially been in the black community forever.

[@jsutigers8954]

🎯 straightup 🤣🤣

[@kayvibesmusic]

Facts 😂

[@yeahyeahwowman8099]

All I can say is he's a pandering comedian, most whites hate pandering, so it makes sense, plus he's not that funny.

[@oneblacktl]

Owen. No S.

[@hollylouise5051]

That is crazy. I am white in Australia and I love Gary.

[@stephonpheng5806]

Reaction to 'that's her?' was just as awesome as the punchline itself!

[@VisionsFromAmari]

that roar of the crowd was AMAZING!!!

[@skandol8650]

😂😂 the “well I’m white” was pretty funny too.

[@baron7755]

that was a good one

[@Figs3]

Sorry, I didn't understand the joke.

[@love6ic202]

​@@Figs3you're not alone I'll lyk if I figure it out lol

[@sandovalperry2895]

I had a date with an Army Nurse, went back to her place. I noticed a picture of her and a guy wearing a Green Beret. She told me they were divorced. I told her I had to get the troops up early for PT and needed to leave. Stayed as far away from her as possible-didn’t need some whacked out snake eater killing me in my sleep.

[@instantclassic8650]

lol think thats the marines

[@Ashbrash1998]

​@@instantclassic8650Not the point, better safe than sorry

[@instantclassic8650]

@@Ashbrash1998better safe than sorry for what?

[@georgetterobinson01]

😂😂😂😂

[@christophermusangi5111]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Myster1970]

Gary is a master of crowd work! Hella funny and engaging.

[@owenperez8868]

His improvises like a true professional. Hes Deadly 😂

[@Giggles_114]

That SEAL drop got all us Shipley crew tryin to catch this dudes face lol!

[@HMMurdock220]

“Hey, bro, it’s Don Shipley…”

[@BootCampBrandon]

a very indecisive American hero got me 🤣

[@eddielacrosse2]

Gary is pure comedy. True testament how it can bring cultures together

[@truuff]

4:45- haha the waiter was like "ya, imma need u to SEAL this bill 1st" 😂

[@Candide1776]

Seriously first heard of Gary on Club Shay Shay during Katt's crazy interview. Been a subscriber ever since. Great comic. He's got the talent, and he clearly works hard. Love seeing a fellow military veteran do well, too.

[@lorettaknoelk3475]

That's funny. He has been out for so long. But only black people had heard of him for awhile.

[@RAJ_E3]

How have y’all not heard of Gary I’m white been known about this guy for years wtf

[@ravinj8625]

He's been doing comedy for nearĺy 30 years😂

[@georgetterobinson01]

Really?? I been watching Gary since BET's Comic View and im white! Loved that show!!

[@JT_for_Three]

Exactly…and you see how Katt ripped on pretty much the whole comic scene , but left Gary out of it. That’s showing respect.

[@mikedownload4029]

Married for 24 years and dated for 16 and she still looks good. They must have started dating in elementary school. 😂

[@chipperjones4870]

Yeah the math is crazy

[@TrainingWithNick]

He said he is 60 years old!! So that's possible

[@TrainingWithNick]

​@@chipperjones4870 he is 60.. they dated when they were 20... it math's correctly

[@mikedownload4029]

@@TrainingWithNick That's assuming she is also 60, which you don't know for sure. If so, she held up very well.

[@christopherhart1415]

That's debatable

[@breannajones2567]

“Who’s gonna carry the boats and the logs?” 😂😂😂

[@johnshaw4137]

He said " WE TALKING ABOUT AMERICA RIGHT NOW" lmao

[@jojodawson]

I definitely love him. GARY is my boy. I will always support him, hands down the funniest😅😂 man.ever period

[@wostes603]

Telling me a joke will never make me laugh... What makes me laugh is the crowd laughing.... my fave comedian is a crowd with a sense of humor.

[@Tcwilliams07]

Say what you want but, if they been together 24 years... the waiting obviously worked 🤷🏾😂

[@TheKyfe]

Married 24 years. They been together 40, and neither one of them looked 40, either, lol.

[@QueenNGtheGreat]

Gary is hilarious 😂

[@antbankslbsht]

I dated my ex wife 16 years, got married and was divorced 2 months in 😂😂😂

[@msnettaboop87]

Damn! I’m 7 years in to “dating” you have me rethinking my life’s decisions 😂

[@Chunchunmaru18]

Its just peice a paper. Ony if you're religious then yeah​@msnettaboop87

[@dionned.6176]

You probably married her just to shut her up 😂

[@aishariel9924]

Why get married at that point? 😂 if it ain’t broke don’t fix it.

[@minddrive_tv]

Damn 2 months in please tell us what happened😅

[@284Winchester]

I love it when a comedian cracks himself up 😂😂

[@churchbryan35]

Gary has his own lane!✌️🐯

[@i_dagrandpappy7230]

Watch out 4 dem Seal's......OooooH Weeeeee!!!

[@mufuliramark]

Get Don Shipley on the phone,,,,,,he dropped that Seal word very quickly!!

[@Giggles_114]

Dude!!!! Hahahaha I said the same thing as soon as he said it 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexander1902]

The way I heard it he said he worked with the SEALs. He could've meant NSW as a whole and it seemed like he didn't really want to talk about it. Point is, NSW is made up of a lot more support staff than actual SO rates.

[@mufuliramark]

@@alexander1902 he actually said he was in “Special forces and that’s where he did buds training at”. the comedian said he was security for the Seals

[@channel4change430]

he is so naturally funny. i love it.

[@TriniCanoAdventures]

"Think somebody had to take a couple trips to the D.R."😁😂🤣🤣🤣 #IYKYK 🤐

[@supermanfun-uy7ug]

it could end tomorrow I know 😂😂😂

[@luvbig41]

That line was funny AF....yet so real (not only ironically in his case)

[@eide8701]

Dude, this is freaking comedy greatness!!!

[@Tiktactony]

Being stationed in Coronado do you happen to remember the little shoppet next to the entrance that was run by a super sweet little old lady named Betty? She worked there in the late 90 early 2000 before she passed away, she was the nicest person that knew everybody’s name that came in regularly. Best memory’s of that little base that stuck with me all this time

[@The_don_bon_experience]

Every body loves Gary 🎈🎈🎈❤️❤️

[@steved9515]

I love when he starts telling Navy stories...🤣😂

[@twostep1953]

"THAT'S HER ?!!" has got to be the best line in your entire career. She took it well.

[@daninja98]

He's on the other side of the planet. Not enough! 🤣🤣🤣

[@runningwaters787]

I think they've been together 24 years total (including the 16 years before they got married). Her first answer was the bitter answer she gives to strangers because she's not going to say they've only been married 8 years when she put in all those years waiting on his ass. 🤣

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Bingo. Saying out loud is embarrassing 😳 🫣 😂.

[@mediocreman2]

That makes more sense. You're right nobody wants to admit they hung around without a ring for 16 years.

[@noelstewart9321]

Gary is telling the truth about the hot chocolate thing with BUD/s. Hahahaha They always try to play the students to see if they are mentally strong.

[@makesmartTROYces]

I thought he was just jazzing it up, I knew there was bell just hot chocolate🤣. What happened to the people who took it? Did they get discharged??

[@noelstewart9321]

@@makesmartTROYces hell yeah he’s telling the truth. The instructors play mind games all day because most of the students physically can do whatever they want them to do. Now when you’re tired and cold you don’t feel like doing anything and since the instructors see so many students they know when to mess with you. You’ll get wet and sandy while they are eating donuts and stuff or when you workout they always pick the strongest instructor who can lead that workout just to mess with you.

[@ChrisE25]

I had a similar situation with a woman who was married to a green beret. Saw his picture on the end table in his fatigues and that green beret on his head. She confirmed that was her husband and said he's overseas right now. She was gorgeous but I didn't want no parts of him if he ever found out so i left IMMEDIATELY.

[@arthurbrumagem3844]

Should have went for it, you would not have been her first cheating event

[@erikswanson6687]

When the guy said he was a SEAL I kept trying to get a good look at his face. I’m a retired West Coast Navy SEAL and Gary’s right, there aren’t that many black SEALs. I went through BUD/S in ‘91-‘92, and they were trying like hell to get more in and get them through BUD/S. They could quit, but the cadre would try to talk them into staying. That said, the black SEALs I worked with were solid operators.

[@adeputy4u]

I wasn't a seal but worked with a few on more than one occasion and your right, I only saw one black seal my entire enlistment. What puzzled me was he began saying he was ship company. I don't recall any seal being assigned to the fleet and he didn't seem to know too much about Coronado with the excuse; "it's been years, I'm sixty years old." I wasn't assigned to Coronado but I've been there enough times to know, there's two sides of the base. I'll leave it right there.

[@bigjohn7057]

Could they swim?

[@stormybil]

​@bigjohn7057 you think all Balck people can't swim or what?🤔🤦 My friends and I learned the moment we turned 3-4 years old, thanks to our parents initiative

[@bigjohn7057]

@@stormybil don’t get your panties in a wad snowflake. I was joking.

[@erikswanson6687]

@@stormybil Don’t get offended by his question. Swimming was the single biggest problem getting black guys through BUD/S, both b/c they tended to be leaner (and thus negatively buoyant) and because, yes, many of them didn’t grow up swimming as your parents taught you. When I went through every single black BUD/S student was assigned his own, personal swim coach from among the SEAL instructor cadre. I watched a white guy that was a poor swimmer get pressured into ringing out on Day 1 at a pool evolution. I didn’t feel bad for him. What did he think he was getting into? Black guys would get pulled out of the water, coaxed into staying, and then put back in. Many still quit. BUD/S sucks, as it should. And most of the suck in the first 2 phases involved long swims in cold water and exercises intended to test your ability to stay calm and function in a near-drowning environment, b/c every SEAL I know (including me) has almost drowned in their career (and I knew several that DID drown). It’s not racism. Most white guys quit BUD/S too. But few black guys say, “I want a career where I spend long hours freezing my butt off underwater”, and fewer still stay with it. Like I said, those that stuck with it were solid dudes.

[@alfredlewis999]

I was stationed at 32nd Street Naval Station in San Diego. Onboard the U.S.S. Monticello 77-81

[@JayMayne902]

I been watchin this dude since I was a kid.. Watching Comic View when my moms went to sleep lol.

[@georgetterobinson01]

I would watch it in the living room, my granny would watch it with me 😂

[@rickrizzle423]

Same. I remember he told that joke one fish two fish, red fish blue fish!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lectrix8]

The fact that a Navy seal's girl is willing to cheat on him (one of the literal .0.01 % most alpha males you can get) just shows the rest of men how slim chances are us regular Joe's aren't being cheated on.

[@AkronKid330]

I have to start watching this guy. He's hilarious! And that guy wasn't no Navy Seal. 😂

[@financialhorizons4047]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! He was completely lost with everything Gary said and just nodding and was busted when Gary said it’s only 2 islands. Complete liar

[@milkeasubi5909]

She waited until all the competition was dead.

[@tonywiley9662]

That was funny. Next time you come to Chicago got to see you live for the first time.

[@JaSoLuV]

Gary needs a Netflix special ❤

[@trinidadtraxx]

Tiki Bob's is now Meridian Room. It is a performance & event venue used for special events like All Stars Weekend & Circle City Classic. They have hosted Twista, Petey Pablo, Waka Floka Flame and others. Sorry you had that experience, Gary. Next time you come to Indy, let us know and we can assure you we are poised to roll out VIP red carpet like you deserve.

[@mg19cal]

8:00 That zipline had me weak

[@bastiat6865]

The industry hella sleepin on Gary.

[@TheVilouboy]

Those HTX, “Snow Bunnies” hit differently…😍

[@VariousJ]

We Talking to a American Hero! A very indecisive Hero lolll 😂

[@MrCbreeze81]

How old are they if the dated for 16yrs and they now have been married for 24yrs someone lying about their time frame

[@YBTekno]

Fr that's 40 years ... they don't even look that old

[@seeharvester]

Yeah, something's off

[@t-and-p]

They could have met at school (which would help explain why they waited 16 yrs). Would also put them in their 50s, and she's clearly taken care of herself, I know women in their 60s who look like they're in their 40s. I think our perceptions of ageing have changed because, for some reason, Gen Z are out here ageing like milk, whilst a lot of Gen X are ageing like wine (some like merlot, some like moonshine... 😂).

[@Qual3n]

He said he in his 60's

[@oaktree1626]

I think she tried to count the 16 years of dating as marriage initially

[@kismkasm3178]

I remember Seal training on Coronado - was in CCU (correctional custody unit) watched them train behind the bars. Droppin like flies.

[@daradiant1]

Hooyah! Navy veteran here. He ain't lying! Between the Seals and the Seabees, you definitely want to stay on our good side.😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@irishgriffon863]

Ain’t nobody worried about a seabee. Who are you kidding?

[@MaddDogg316]

​@@irishgriffon863, thats your first mistake. The Seabees know how to get anything and everything working. Which also means that they know how to make anything and everything stop working and make it look like an accident. Also Seabees are a different kind of nuts. The Seals can mess you up physically. The Seabees will mess you up psychologically.

[@Doc-BTW]

zip line in silence :) :) :)

[@MartinRodriguez-gx9cs]

His boy confirmed the DR comment when he patted him on the back lmao

[@jerrythomas463]

I actually dated the ex wife of a Navy SEAL. Woke up at her place with flowers and a card on her table. (Not there night before!) Had her go crank my car before I left. 😂😂😂

[@homixideactivist]

Gary you always make my day even if Im goin thru some, cant go in the club yet so I support on yt . Thank you!!

[@Konz115rd]

Nah when he did "wtf" i was rollin

[@mightymikethebear]

Gary has fun with the audience.

[@brianholland2916]

I was part of Seal team 13 and operated as a door gunner on the spaceship!

[@jasminemarie2344]

16 years is crazy

[@kq6986]

Gary a fool 😂😂😂

[@rasempress9724]

Am Jamaican n I dated a Navy Seal…have to admit that he looked fabulous in his uniform….I love me a tall , chocolate man n he caught my eye …..the few things he could share with me about his job, were impressive…only adjective I can think of….

[@commonman711]

....it's more likely that you're gullible and he wasn't a Navy SEAL, but I'm sure you won't want to believe that.

[@princevegeta-son]

You should be Named patients 😂😂😂

[@Aliaz93moneyfingerz]

Funny asf as usual😂

[@harleminthebuildn9234]

HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@airgunbubba2505]

MA2 here, this set was fucking hilarious!

[@mitsuomits9077]

- Merry Christmas!☺️ - THANKS!😡 😂😂😂😂

[@radamus210]

Damn, 16 yrs? You don't know how much shit I got for waiting 4 yrs. On the bright side, it's been 33yrs~ it's all good :)

[@CaptApple]

I got the SAME STORY. She was REAL pissed when I bowed out. Mine was an officer's wife. That Trident told me I had much better places to be.

[@didntcreateahandle]

This a very American interaction. Work that room, Gary! 😅

[@AngelLopez-ht9qf]

Bro Gary’s timing is amazing 😂

[@marciewright9670]

Navy Intelligence Specialists here, eight years. This guy is hilarious!!

[@megan893]

The fact that the wife said he took 16 years to propose because, "he's thorough" is CRAZY... Lol, if she really thinks that's why he took so long, well, she deserves to have waited that long 😬

[@jatashiejohnson8468]

Exactly. That's insane. 🙄. I would be embarrassed to tell anyone that foolishness. Dude was enjoying himself spreading his oats.

[@BearingMySeoul]

AND he quite likely screwed her out of receiving his full military benefits since there's length-of-marriage requirements. I guess he didn't want her to get survivors benefits while he was still active duty. 😒

[@johntgilmore1]

Interesting perspective from each of the comments. Is that an option or a fact?

[@andrewvazquez5277]

I'm Mexican and ive been following owens for over 15-17 years now funny as shit

[@priscillac415]

The way he’s talking you can tell he’s wasted. 🤣🤣🤣

[@pacificcraftsman4475]

Next time a waiter leans in quiet like that to someone your goin on do an impression of the waiter saying uhhh sir your cards been declined 😂

[@Bawla187]

Gary funny asf😂

[@sinamakivic3153]

Now we're on the Gary Owen, "I cheated on my wife" tour.

[@anthonytaylor8672]

Somebody needs to call Don Shipley. I'd like to know the name of that Navy Seal?

[@commonman711]

He wasn't a Navy SEAL. He called himself "Special Forces" at first, then Navy SEAL. Dude is a plain ol liar and nothing more.

[@irishgriffon863]

Came to the comments for this very reason. Also didn’t know shit about Coronado and said he was on a ship. The term Special Forces ONLY applies to green berets.

[@phxdubr]

@@irishgriffon863 Exactly, he would have said something along the lines of Naval Special Warfare or something like that. Didn't even remember the years he was in. FAKE.

[@commonman711]

@@irishgriffon863 Yup. It's easy to spot these fools. They wish they had what it takes.

[@Joyride37]

@@commonman711did he call himself a SEAL though? I remember Gary did, and the dude seemed hesitant and like he tried to say something before Gary moved on. Makes me wonder if he was in some SOF support role, like EOD, HUMINT, diver, and so on. Where they work with and do missions with SEALs and other operators but aren’t SEALs themselves.

[@TheLovely990]

Gary Owen is hillarious!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@americanoutside]

😂😂😂😂😂Old Navy! Trying to kill relationships? Under Siege!😅😅😅😅

[@Mwdmessi]

Buddy started talking about what ship he was on and then said he a SEAL 😂😂😂😂 lol Gary this dude a fake. Stolen valor call in Shipley

[@adeputy4u]

You caught that too? Funny how like minded squids can see through the BS.

[@alabamachoctaw274]

You do realize some Seals start in the fleet as long as your rate is a Seal source rating....and got packages while in the fleet. 😶

[@adeputy4u]

Not saying it isn't possible but, I never met a single "fleet" SEAL during my time in. Shore duty, yes. But on ship(s), no.

[@Mwdmessi]

@@alabamachoctaw274 brother he wouldn’t be stationed on a ship in Coronado. Yes he could have went to an A-school prior to Bud/s but that is entirely different and they had a placeholder rate for guys back then. Look up occams razor the simplest solution here is dude is a fraud. The amount of SEALs converting in from another rate/coming from a ship is much lower than you think let alone a ship in SD

[@Joyride37]

He said special forces, and Gary said SEAL. I think it was a mix up and the dude was SOF support or something. There’s a lot of support roles where you do the training and missions without actually being a SEAL, like if you’re EOD, HUMINT, a diver or some other job

[@brianmoore3202]

Happened to me one time in San Diego at a club. I was having a great time with a woman I met. We danced all night, had a few drinks and the question came up. Are you married, she said her husband is a navy seal ..I told her thank you for the fine evening but your husband knows how to kil me many different ways ..

[@mcso-dep138]

don shipley should have been in the audience, he's good for a laugh.

[@mightymikethebear]

Old Don could probably do 15 minutes of comedy if Gary let him on stage.

[@BigbyOShaunessy]

Is the dude in the audience Goggins?

[@lifelivedfreely]

On a zipline 🤣💀

[@Chef-vg4pu]

It’s no joke, I’m a plumber, and I redid the barracks just below Coronado hotel, the Navy Seals barracks they work those guys’s asses off for days.. I see motherfuckers running up and down the beach and then I leave. Go home and have dinner chill out and come back the next day and they’re still running on the beach with a boat above their head…. Not many guys make it I remember yelling at the window to a fella that was walking up the line, the line to the bell because you wanted to tap out and I remember screaming to him you’re stronger than that… you listen to the drill, sergeant, all the time trying to tear them down… and I screamed at them. You’re fucking stronger than that. That’s why you’re here, he still rang the bell… sadly you gotta be some kind of person to be a Navy seal……. Thank you for all the men and women.That are some of kind of person.❤️

[@Kidanime300]

Not the zip line 🤣

[@jeremyfortune7274]

More than likely ole boy ain’t a SEAL…sorry..

[@reginaldbstewart395]

I don’t think so at all

[@commonman711]

100% No.

[@voneyman]

Thinking the same thing, he was not very confident in his answers and real seals don’t like to be put on the spot like that

[@voneyman]

Stolen valor at that age is sad and pathetic

[@commonman711]

@@voneyman He was 100% poser. No SEAL has ever called themselves "Special Forces". A table full of clowns.

[@hgwells6202]

Black n white divorce!- Gary

[@chafrajayfra32]

Gary is hilarious.

[@gilbertreger7652]

Haha real talk I was NAB SEcurity 77-79. Who you are gate guard coming thru the main gate running with their rafts or poles.

[@streakshooter2357]

She must be pushing 60, and looking good for her age. They married in 2000 and were dating for 16 years before that. Assuming they met in high school, she could be 18 in 1984. She could have been born in 66, so yeah around 60, give or take a couple of years.

[@ronbrooks6547]

The wife was crying the entire show. It probably hurt her when they laughed at it took him 16 years to Marry her. Notice as she keeps wiping her eyes the way Women do in a way to not smear the makeup. But show was good. I would watch him in person.

[@Balvenie21]

Too funny so talented

[@mookodebarge]

Yo G, you need to come to Wiseguys SLC... 💯

[@Sammy2g3]

That was hilarious

[@Leconte.]

Netflix need to give this guy a special

[@adielbalderas8374]

😂 love this man

[@NaajiRahmbah]

If you dated for 16 years then get married, the marriage should get back dated

[@dustina.6732]

Crowd work🐐

[@TexasConnor]

That guy was not a SEAL

[@xelaander8429]

Wah wahn. Cry about it. Talking like you know the guy personally, lmao gtfoh

[@xelaander8429]

Cry about it. You're not his employer, you don't know him. And you can't tell what he was or wasn't so stfu and enjoy the show, or not

[@brandonranger2899]

I thought the same thing. I was going to say that in the comments. This guy is no seal.

[@leslieloudermilk3876]

How do you know? Were you with him 30+ years ago?

[@TexasConnor]

@@leslieloudermilk3876 because of the way he answered. That is not how a SEAL would have answered the question.