I Am Clanka

Remake of an older video, but it checks out.
Music used: Mos Eisley Cantina Remix - • Star Wars - Cantina Ba...

[@notaidiot8701]

“It’s the Jedi should we shoot them!?” “It wont matter” *proceeds to be destroyed by multiple lightsaber strikes*

[@Bluepizza1684]

Not a Idiot is your logo from class dojo

[@midnightZer0]

@@Bluepizza1684 It Is and I'm extremely confused why.

[@Vaporkarp]

Battlefront 2 galactic supremacy in 2 lines

[@SmilingSekiro]

“You said we would be safe out here!” “Come on, there’s 3 of us and only 1 of him.” “It won’t matter.”

[@mr.h1083]

Just went on and accepted his fate.

[@gibmesumluv]

You forgot the "We are independent thinkers!" "Roger roger" "Roger roger" "Roger roger" "Roger roger" "Roger roger"

[@tacosouls6008]

Roger Roger

[@grandadmiralshadow4332]

Roger Roger

[@matt309]

Roger roger

[@squidboi27]

Roger Roger

[@accipiter160]

Roger Roger

[@HunterIsRad]

“GET OUT OF THE WAY, ALL OF YOU. I’M HAVING A SERIOUS MALFUNCTION.”

[@starwrath1326]

Me walking around in school

[@alexmyladoor4858]

I guess malfunction is their term for meltdown

[@doggo7514]

Me walking to the chipotle bathroom after a meal

[@Gr33nOfGrundleburg]

I love the supers, they're so cool.

[@Loan_me_a_smile_117]

We can't we can only walk forward

[@Mjdecker1234]

"Don't shoot, im not the commander, He's the commander" *while having the distinctive yellow head*

[@Boringspy]

I’m the recently demoted droid who hasn’t had his paint removed while that droid there is my replacement who also hasn’t gotten his promotion paint!

[@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp]

"Guess I'm the commander now!"

[@erusian_uav]

@@MyPS4IsOnFirePleaseHelp * sound of a shot from DC-15S *

[@dariusalexandru9536]

camouflage 100

[@ranjimab]

Yeah,wow stating the obvious so underrated!

[@supanerdreviews4056]

*gets force thrown off the ledge for doing its job* “WHYYYYYYYYYY......”

[@kylepessell1350]

Never use sarcasm with a Dark Side adept.

[@HellishSpoon]

And its siths job to be jerks

[@FullmetalTimo]

Couldnt stop laughing the first time i saw this, was in the clone wars movie if i remember correctly

[@willtheshyguy]

This is the worst job in the entire droid army *friends get killed by obi wan And it just went into overtime... *gets locked in a cell Awww....

[@anti1training]

@@kylepessell1350 Nnnnoted lol

[@nolanjoseph1553]

"Don't shoot! I'm not the commander, he-he's the commander!" *Literally a commander droid*

[@mrayrick7631]

Before anybody wooooshes anybody you are from reddit

[@Afiriss]

Ayrick J you sir, are a month late.

[@mrayrick7631]

Silver _Light_ I watched a month ago but commented this a few hours ago so that doesn’t count

[@Afiriss]

Ayrick J >:(

[@Sssaaakkkuuu]

Oh well looks I’m the commander now. Gets shot

[@neoxenoz3262]

I love how Battle droids have personalities programmed into them instead of being empty robots.

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

That's actually a droids malfunction

[@ernstschmidt4725]

it's because they're the newer ones, the independent thinkers

[@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828]

@@ernstschmidt4725 Roger Roger

[@AatiNiiranen]

@@Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 roger roger

[@darthmomo6548]

@@ernstschmidt4725 Roger Roger

[@coco3584]

I'm the only who find a bit unnerving the fact that these clearly sentient beings capable of expressing emotions are mercilessly murdered by our hero without any moral implication ?

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

All droids in SW are sentient, most are just memory wiped so often they're perpetually stuck as babies. :/

[@gearandalthefirst7027]

also that time one of the droids was like hey wtf is wrong with y'all, they were stripped of corporeal form and forced into eternal slavery to some asshole who then pretended they didn't even exist

[@DimT670]

yea droid slavery is never adressed in sw Like sure they all have copies as personalities but they clearly learn and develop as they live

[@mosqit4324]

B1 droids are cute and I hate how everyone treats them. Jedi and clones are heartless, killing every droid they see. #savethedroids

[@andesinthesky623]

no, me too

[@OrbInDaFrame]

"There's only three of us, and only one of him" "It won't matter"

[@ComicFan83]

I felt bad for those droids.

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@ComicFan83 the first one must've been freshly programmed while the other must've survived combat....somehow

[@ComicFan83]

@@OrbInDaFrame maybe the veteran got an arm sliced and the jedi presumed they were dead.

[@OrbInDaFrame]

@@ComicFan83 hmmm that could be a possibility

[@legoyoda645]

@@ComicFan83 honestly same Some of them were actually smart, and some really didn’t deserve to die or didn’t want to die. Felt pretty bad seeing them die

[@Kirbo4004]

Tbh you forgot the best line from the droids: "This looks like the remains of the scouting team. Figures they'd end up like this, they're one of the old models that was hooked up to a central computer. Not like us, we're independent thinkers!" "Roger Roger" "Roger Roger" "Roger Roger"

[@Jonathan-sz8wj]

Straight out of the Life of Brian

[@holyghoft8427]

@@Jonathan-sz8wj wow, you're right. Never thought of that

[@rajdeepdas1842]

YES!!

[@b1battledroid128]

Roger Roger!

[@MoistDelta.]

A reference to the first movie I see

[@Failous]

I think the B1 battle droids have been programed by the same guy who programed Claptrap from Borderlands

[@CatAdvantage]

The Duke of Suffolk except sometimes the droids stop talking

[@gavinalbair6313]

Then it would be the heypiron corporation that programmed them

[@ScoutTrooperMan]

But he atleast putted stop talking module lol

[@appplejoose2227]

Then they’re all probably quite depressed

[@IvailoStoychev]

No, Claptrap programmed them.

[@japtakito8551]

While the clones are the best part of the clone wars, the droid army was the most memorable and charming part of the series. They are the army you wish you had...

[@9.5.9.5]

Nah the droids are the best part of the clone wars

[@japtakito8551]

@@9.5.9.5 True, without the droids, the clones wouldn't exist

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@japtakito8551 But Without The... *Ah Yes I Forgot The Droids Still Have To Face The Jedi*

[@japtakito8551]

@@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 Yes, but let's not forget the droids outnumber all living species in the galaxy... kzbin.info/www/bejne/lXzLkJKtp5qXi7M

[@abicharles6292]

Yes I prayed to get my own everyday when this show aired on Cartoon Network

[@crevbrokenleggies8960]

I find these droids kinda cute in a dumb way

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

Ikr?

[@LAV-III]

I always found them pretty cute

[@n1thecaptain965]

Yeah, the clankers are some of the funniest and goofiest characters in star wars

[@fadzilicious4411]

You fucking weeaboo what’s wrong wrong with you people

[@n1thecaptain965]

@loga6991 loga6991 Anakin would have killed it, so Obi did the kind thing imo

[@widgetfilms]

This. This is why Palpatine wanted a clone army.

[@lordluga1752]

@Turtle Crud They were trained to try and not hit their target if necessary. They weren't an aggressive Empire at first

[@rougedragonwhiteflame3990]

Turtle Crud their cruddy aim is mainly their helmets fault. Heck not even Rex can hit what he’s shooting at while wearing one of those thing.

[@PrincessTwilightdash]

Wyvernblue he made both

[@yourmajestythegoldentoilet6744]

@@rougedragonwhiteflame3990 God thanks I though only I know that.

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Mmhmhmhmhmh

[@tar2161]

Take a moment to realize that these things killed hundreds of jedi

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

In canon?

[@blueshard4632]

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 This show is cannon now. To be fair, the jedi destroyed millions and millions of these droids

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

@@blueshard4632 The show has always been canon. The B1 droids have certainly not killed "hundreds of Jedi" at least not in canon

[@kripidir]

@@ugiustuskeiserus8066 Geonosis Arena

[@ugiustuskeiserus8066]

@@kripidir The B1s didn't kill hundreds of Jedi. Even if hundreds of Jedi did die there in canon it was most likely by B2s and droidekas

[@kadinconway8401]

'Obi Wan locks droid in cell' Droid proceeds to make the most depressed sound I've ever heard.

[@chaoticdragons9990]

Makes me sad.

[@jedinight235]

The guy coulda just left my man to do his chores

[@ttracs]

Oh.... Oooohhh...

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

@@jedinight235 My man gonna die from battery loss

[@jedinight235]

@@Dementia_Springtrap Then our boi gonna start Rustin, OO his joints.. 😔😥

[@mattplayz4550]

Unfortanatly all Droids where harmed during the making of this video

[@MuramanaDubs]

Not the one clening the cell

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Lorenzo Marchand forced overtime is harmful

[@BlindingLight]

“Sector 113... what was it again?” *”JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!”*

[@kabob0077]

I seriously love how the Sargent grabs the other droid by the head and just points while nearly yelling that.

[@ancaplanaoriginal5303]

@@kabob0077 believe it or not, that's something a marine commander would do

[@kabob0077]

@@ancaplanaoriginal5303 I wouldn't be surprised, really. Given what Drill Instructors do.

[@ancaplanaoriginal5303]

@@kabob0077 green NCOS sometimes need some help to center themselves.

[@KorporalNoobs]

"Hey man im bad with numbers" 01011001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101101 01101111 01101101 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100001 01100100 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01110011 "Well that's just rude."

[@subaesubae]

*”outnumbered? Wait, 1 2 3...”*

[@plaguemaster308]

I read that as he said it lol

[@b1battledroid706]

"Roger Roger"

[@girl-xk2db]

*B O O M*

[@DarthGrievy]

*Does the Star Wars Battlefront II Emote: KABOOM* 😂😂

[@spaiii206]

It went from Fortnite to Star Wars battlefront 2 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@enternamehere4124]

"Fire!" "NO!, WAIT" that droid has a 1000 IQ

[@dolphinplayz1230]

for a droid

[@marcosvazquez5912]

@ DolphinPlayz battle droids in this show are smarter than the clones

[@Bruh4.]

@@marcosvazquez5912 they can’t even tell if a couple of clones is more than dozens and dozens of droids

[@coppertop3571]

I see no droids in these comment sections guess im in charge now.

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@Bruh4. To be fair this is comedic relief for a kids'/teens' show. In most other EU sources, Droids are basically superior in every way but in the "think outside the box" department, which is why Clones pull off such risky moves in comparison and win out. When it comes to a straight battle - droids are fearless, mechanically precise unlike any biological entity could ever be, have a much easier command information flow due to their robotic nature and faster information processing, and more advanced models can offer devastating weaponry that a normal clone would take an entirely new weapon just to compensate, whereas a droid can have both Anti Infantry and Anti Vehicle in one neat package like B2 super battle droids do. Clones were simply superior because of sentient imagination and not being held down by protocols and programming. And the clones were superior by choice of the Seppys, technically they could fund an army of B2s and demolish nearly everything in their path, but B2s are first of all very expensive as they are more akin to shock troops than ground infantry, and second are far more stupid than the more common B1s.

[@eatsand7801]

Might I add they were literally programmed to complain about their jobs

[@treytonpoling1356]

They actually had bugs in their programming, which caused them to develop their own personalities.

[@sumbuddy4088]

Treyton Poling id I’m not wrong these are the ones that aren’t just controlled by a central computer but instead do the computing in their own systems, which would make it much easier for original personalities to be developed over time.

[@theHedgex1]

Sings: what if droids was one of us?

[@guyincognito3530]

I'm the 800th like!

[@lu065ca7]

as one droid said:were independent thinkers

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

“Becareful not to drop it” Droid: immediatly drops it

[@dankmemer8287]

😂

[@saamjaza1742]

Round of applause!

[@dankmemer8287]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@johngervais230]

"Ow."

[@21owlgirl72]

Can we talk about Obi Wan sparing that one droid that was cleaning the cage? Id love to see that B1 come back after the clone wars and be like "hey, thanks for not slaughtering me"

[@BravoTango-ef9mz]

"hey, so I'm fired, do you need a janitor

[@Brnanabird]

Actually if you read the comics, there was a battle droid that joined the Republic

[@acke5820]

@@Brnanabird Bats

[@dr.bismarck7828]

BrnanaBird72 there were 3 more who followed R2D2 for a while

[@ipsrayhanal-fatihrobhani4554]

@@dr.bismarck7828 yea but they die.

[@HalduBouyaNono2]

Giving the battle droids independent personalities and sens of humor is both hilarious, and incredibly messed up in its implications

[@Saqux]

yes, those evil separatists fighting their war using a slave army

[@ilduce4298]

@@Saqux the clones are the same thing

[@Saqux]

@@ilduce4298 that was the joke :D

[@kingargon]

The legend who sold millions of the dumb robots to the Seperatists: I was a businessman.... doing business.

[@muffinthered9263]

there were droid factories the seperatist were the ones producing them

[@elricofmelnibone6301]

@@muffinthered9263 woooosshhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@muffinthered9263]

@@elricofmelnibone6301 y i conyinued the joke also subscribe

[@Joxat_]

@@muffinthered9263 shush self promoter

[@IStMl]

@@muffinthered9263 but funded by corporations that convinced them

[@PasSpin]

These are the droids I'm looking for

[@MalevolentSpirit234]

This got me

[@fireball75677]

Ok that was good :)

[@Potato79207]

Not funny just a Dead meme

[@clanker_863]

Ok

[@bman2cool4u68]

@@Potato79207 2,000 people disagree with you.

[@YuckCanuck]

**anakin appears** "I knew it, we're doomed." "What? There's three of us and one of him!” *"It doesn't matter."*

[@marxjester9802]

Titus Fielder *crawling in my skin plays*

[@TheLPN05Fan]

I tried so hard and got so far But, in the end, it doesn't even matter

[@Blaedin1337]

the sight of anakin broke the droid's will to fight, he broke a machine's will to fight and obey their own programming, imaging if they saw darth vader.

[@pighater1111]

Battlefront 2 logic: 25 droids vs. Anikan. Anikan wins almost instantly

[@somerandomtankist6069]

Nihon Genji The droid would probably just end it right then and there, done, no more, just blasted itself.

[@LatteMonke_]

2:17-2:33 I've always loved how he spared this innocent droid.

[@isuckatusernames4297]

tbh, I don't think him being innocent mattered much

[@GETOFFMYDAMNBUS]

@@isuckatusernames4297 the droid wasn't going to do anything without a weapon.

[@lordrinkashi]

@@GETOFFMYDAMNBUS i dunno a weapon change thing, still...

[@Kekatronic]

he just left it for the people there to deal with

[@devin5297]

The droid sounded disappointed that obiwan didn’t kill them

[@jacobflores1038]

"Don't shoot! I'm not the commander, he's the commamder!" *PEW PEW* "Well I guess I'm the commander now..." *PEW*

[@alexminard6975]

YASSSSSSSSSSS

[@anti1training]

I like how the good guys never actually Acknowledge what the Droids say 😂

[@moontrooper2587]

“You have failed me for the last time, commander....” “You. You are the commander now. Do not disappoint me.”

[@randomrecruit]

@@anti1training except at the end where Obivan felt bad for the droid and didnt kill it and just locked it up

[@anti1training]

@@randomrecruit I mean, he didn't exactly feel bad. It was unarmed.

[@legoyoda645]

Sometimes you just don’t want the droids to die

[@Ultramarineapothecary]

Yep

[@stickboi922]

I always think “Why can’t they just reprogram them?! It would be really useful to have your own battle droids for missions

[@Stone69420]

thanks, gaster

[@andrewrat961]

@@stickboi922 lmao remember when r2 was a battle droid commander

[@stickboi922]

@@andrewrat961 yeah but I mean like have the b1’s permanently instead of just letting them die like that.

[@BoldOne8760]

"There appears to be a gunship blocking our path. OM5, OM7 go check it out." "Roger Roger." "There's no clones in here sir, it's just full of explosives" *"EXPLOSIVES?!?!"*

[@nero9105]

Wait isnt om5 the same droid that got lost in a sandstorm on geonosis?

[@SmilingSekiro]

“Gotcha.” *Boom*

[@fabian2062]

They two are OMG.

[@thiccchungo1041]

@Rebecca Black bitch you lost or some shit

[@decothegecko7520]

LOL

[@EntrieOstrich]

“Surrender republic dogs” “We got you out numbered” “Out numbered? 1..2..3” *gets blasted*

[@nilasartworkshop8041]

Darth Jar Jar!

[@rodriguezfamily767]

How to end a conversations when you are losing in one

[@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832]

@@nilasartworkshop8041 That meesa.

[@duck9770]

@@darthjarjarbinkstherealsit6832 wait what are you doing

[@simpleviewer1334]

Now there are 0 of you

[@kekero540]

“Fire!” “No wait” (Deflects bolts killing both) “I knew that was a bad idea!”

[@happy_corpus_crewman]

E V O L U T I O N

[@crismendoza2527]

hehe

[@robertolebron2296]

That droid has the force?

[@JonatasAdoM]

A clone develops a friendship bond with a droid. Clone: I like you; even though you're a clanker Droid: Roger, Roger.

[@etl0789]

This is one of the most random comments I think I've ever seen

[@KristofferEk]

@@etl0789 I think it might have actually happened though. isn't there a comic that goes through that specific cenario during or after order 66 was executed?

[@etl0789]

@@KristofferEk it probably did yeah

[@kirby7294]

Heyyy, why the hard "R", boys?

[@masongill821]

@@kirby7294 ZAN CLAN IN THE WILD

[@i_am_thebatman]

I want a complete comedy series with just the droids.

[@rexythet-rex3513]

Yes sounds awesome

[@harrogeorge7878]

Yes. Please.

[@lunaros4209]

Clanker: A Star Wars Story

[@svenkleinplarre9461]

I found a time traveler

[@chummyweevil3948]

@@svenkleinplarre9461 what happened

[@thehexedcoin1517]

2:15 My man here need a whole movie or at least comic.

[@aroojkazmi2871]

He dont deserve prison free ma boy

[@nilasartworkshop8041]

There should be a movie for the CLONES or A movie for COMMANDER CODY and CAPTAIN REX I hope Disney or Lucasflim does it

[@WriterKing92]

I mean, at least Obi-Wan and the clones didn’t gun him down while he was scrubbing the prison cell.

[@albrecht205]

@@aroojkazmi2871 he was just cleaning the cell :(

[@monkey449]

Free up 😫

[@denizs.9619]

Those droids have more personality than the stormtroopers in movies

[@randomgreek5682]

That why I loved the droid army more then the stromtroopers. The droid are funny and seem to have tiny mini personality.

[@Suranavy_]

And Clone

[@jasperssssa]

@@Suranavy_ your stupid

[@Suranavy_]

Stupid meat factory

[@jasperssssa]

@@Suranavy_ is that supposed to be an insult?

[@davidben5980]

1:25 Probably the smartest droid that ever existed

[@tophatstudios9824]

You got 96 likes

[@atillathehun8831]

No the one in the first episodes,the guy who was commanding a tank,was the smartest,and yet he died with his fellow droids being dumb

[@embo27]

Which one

[@youraverageant7888]

What about bats

[@Hello-jc5ps]

If you’re talking about battle droids then you’re correct if not then I see you’ve forgotten R2

[@kalebashdon]

I almost feel bad for that droid that got locked in the cell. He sounds so depressed. “oh..”

[@thejestor9378]

Almost certainly one of the droids that got reprogrammed into a Republic Droid.

[@Johnathan686]

Funny enough you find him in the lego star wars game...stuck in that very same cell...

[@fartuitous2844]

Why did obi wan do that, the droid had a horrible workspace, a terrible day, clearly, and was totally unarmed. Furthermore, jedis are supposed to be kind people. Clearly the legends are wrong

[@Johnathan686]

@@fartuitous2844 He is a droid. Programmed to kill Jedi. Had he a weapon and not a sponge he would be shooting at them.

[@kalebashdon]

@@fartuitous2844 obi sure was out of line this time...

[@maybetreyy]

i love how obi wan left the droid alone and didnt kill him i actually think he felt bad for the droid

[@19kp.]

Yeah I would agree

[@mimikyutubesaltaccount4875]

Yeah, but it’s arguably worse than death, since he’ll be stuck in the cage for a while

[@jedinight235]

Poor droid.

[@jedinight235]

Didn't even have a weapon. Coulda just left him to keep cleaning with his rag.

[@mitchell3593]

@Amelia Scarlett plants have been proven to have feelings, that does not make them sentient. Droids being programmed with a very basic Ai does not make them sentient as they still follow programmed processes.

[@comradecommie7144]

Forgotten quote. "BUT I JUST- GOT- PROMOOOTEEED!-" *Shredded into scrap metal by Yoda immediately after*

[@Lycan_Jedi]

I felt horrible for that poor tank B1.

[@jasonryan2727]

#droidlivesmatter

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[@rice2meatu]

PROMOOOOOTEEEEEEED! -Battlefield Friends

[@dragoned7685]

That is sad.

[@cyborgcommando0830]

2:18 Disney we need a spin-off show about this droid

[@ianqueteimporta2297]

Lol where?

[@sumbuddy4088]

It’s literally just a 3 hour movie of a picture of the exit door and in the background you can faintly hear “hello? Is anybody there?”

[@ThunderCrims]

B1-CL3AN3R A star wars movie

[@mrvoice3436]

It would make billions of dollars

[@pilkers2]

Some random battle droid: a Star Wars story

[@Elitus_knightus]

1:15 When the teacher leaves ZOOM and you suddenly join in:

[@burningfish156]

relatable

[@sleep170]

ikr

[@cloggo]

Lol

[@stopit9747]

So true lol

[@confusedstickmin7780]

*"well looks like I'm in-charge now"*

[@KristofferEk]

Obiwan locking the droid who's unarmed and cleaning a cell into said cell instead of destroying it is probably the nicest thing he's done to a droid.

[@tkanashidesu6211]

They're like minions but they're actually funny

[@Tiparium_NMF]

Honestly if B1s completely replaced Minions I would see it as an absolute win.

[@dimsum3329]

@@hunter8153 I will gut you like a damn pig

[@justapersonz5441]

Cool Banana Comics yes fart jokes and poop jokes who are addicted to bananas are funny.

[@hillbillysteve8462]

True

[@Scorecatron]

And I actually feel bad for B1's when they die.

[@ethanwilson7787]

Me having a normal day: Rex: Hello there

[@datfoxguy4273]

Ethan Wilson : General Kenobi

[@BCrane-ej4iq]

*You are a clone one*

[@onyxbasilisk9046]

Rex: roger roger

[@pleasestopdisassemblingmylimbs]

But unlike Obi-Wan, Rex still has to master the art of the high ground.

[@DarthGrievy]

*General Grievous:* "General Kenobi! You are a bold one." *The General chuckles softly.* "Kill him!"

[@droid087]

It hurts seeing my kind get mercilessly killed. Us droids have feelings

[@sovietstar6703]

#1:00 Ain’t this you-

[@droid087]

@@sovietstar6703 desperate times call for desperate measures

[@apacheattacktank9030]

Silence you droid or your gonna be a protocol droid!!

[@droid087]

@@apacheattacktank9030*scared droid noises*

[@battledroidcommander234]

yes

[@thepersonwhoseesnoevil]

How other people remember it: “I am Clanka” How I remember it: “WE ARE CLANKA”

[@GuardianSaint1995]

do you one better its og name before that one "WE ARE CLANKERS"

[@user-cb1zq7ge7l]

Soviet anthem

[@coppertop3571]

Roger Roger.

[@bsmig5450]

I like how one of grevious's quotes were "how are they expecting me to win the war when they give me this?"

[@Kjf365]

Also him: "fools, I command the most powerful droid army the galaxy's ever seen"

[@daddysmurf2266]

OMG XD

[@Born...]

Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review kzbin.info/www/bejne/noPEpYF7grZ-mKc that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

[@Breadlootgoblin]

@@PanzerVII-df8hg to be really fair these droids were made for numbers, not efficiency, if the droid army was made of actually good battle droids like the IG series then the separatist would have had a chance. still not enough to win the war tho, because clones are really efficient

[@punctuationman334]

HeyIamGC there are so many advantages to a droid that would hurt the republic significantly if commando droids and IG droids were mass produced. One clone would be far more devastating to lose than a commando or IG droid that can be mass produced quite easily, along with the advantages of them not having to eat, drink, and not feeling pain.

[@Fives411]

“My life sucks!” “Well it’s my programming”

[@Inkubun]

What are you doing here, Fives?

[@stevegomez6509]

Fives the nightmares, their.... Their finally over

[@Fives411]

@@stevegomez6509 yes

[@apolo_loves_music1959]

Fr droids r the FUNNIEST THING

[@nilasartworkshop8041]

Hey fives, Echo is still alive with the bad batch

[@andreyandrey6362]

This what all my braincells are doing when I'm trying to talk to a girl.

[@jimmy-vv9hs]

LMAO

[@camber_courtney5250]

Big mood

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

Roger Roger

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Same and I actually have a girlfriend and still can’t talk to her like a normal person

[@erickbarbos4647]

They just be having fun

[@mr.blobberry3112]

"Ur a terable shoot" "Well, its my programing" I like how they program droids to be bad at combat

[@mitchell3593]

@@mr.blobberry3112 bro did you just reply to yourself and disagree with yourself

[@holycrusader680]

I think it was so that they would miss hitting the one behind to kill jedi hiding behind stuff

[@mr.blobberry3112]

@@mitchell3593 no someone posted a comment about how millions of jedis got killed by droids (then deleted the comment) and that i disagreed with.

[@Jack-hd6vh]

Tbh its probably cause they were never supposed to win, if they killed all the clones the Jedi wouldn’t of been able to be killed in Order 66.

[@mitchellwright5478]

For context, they’re not actually ‘Battle Droids’, they’re labor bots basically It’s like if we took high Tech Roombas with personalities and gave them guns to fight a war against a clone army made up of one New Zealand man

[@di4mgaming115]

My god, that's very offensive, where's your C-Word Pass? My guy actually changed the name of the video to "Clanka" lmao

[@DatManJB]

Zanny Reference 😂

[@Bush_Striker_of_Towers]

For the Zan Clan

[@sayvionwashington1939]

Grevious is a cyborg, so he can say the C-Word whenever the hell he wants.

[@di4mgaming115]

@@sayvionwashington1939 but this channel can't

[@bibinmohanan3117]

Go team zanny

[@captainrexofthe501st9]

I’m waiting for a really emotional droid tribute Talking about how they were pawns and scared to die in a war they never understood Ending with the battle droid quote: “don’t leave me”

[@rex8354]

They're just droids. They're meant to be expendable.

[@giaitchison]

@@rex8354 NOT TO ME.

[@vos7619]

@@rex8354 "Not to me..."

[@KrisFrost4359]

Someone should make a droid tribute highlighting all the different types of droids and how they feel about being pawns in everyone's games, using the movies, the Clone Wars, games and maybe even some audio clips from audiobooks (because Fate of the Jedi had that droid that wanted the Galactic Alliance to abolish "droid slavery")

[@groupdg]

@@rex8354 agreed sir

[@schiszle2318]

Still more intimidating than the First Order

[@burningfish156]

what about the galactic empire

[@sleep170]

yes

[@Yougotcaged102]

Well, uh technically uh, nah

[@Ray-yv7kn]

Empire > CIS > Gei Order.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@droneant7602 Oh sorry it took so long to reply but anyway Hux was only made a fool of when Kylo Ren became Supreme Leader, that's something Kylo always wanted to do was make a fool out of Hux, and as for Kylo, I say he's more of the depiction of what Anakin was supposed to be (not saying there was anything wrong with the prequels or Hayden Christensen) but the writing made it hard to take Anakin seriously in what was supposed to be some of his more dramatic moments Kylo Ren is basically Anakin but only without the meme worthy dialogue and he's already turned to the Darkside That's my take on it anyway

[@Bail.e_y]

Count dooku: those droids are expensive general Grevious: *continues smacking droids*

[@generalgrievous8575]

It's their fault for annoying me

[@Bail.e_y]

@@generalgrievous8575 a good episode idea would be tons of rouge b1s and supers just hang up an kill general Grevious

[@Agent_Combat]

@@Bail.e_y Fr

[@crimsonseraph3543]

Droids are just the Star Wars universes version of Grunts.

[@fluffypinkpandas]

best unggoy is a metal one.

[@disgustingraccoon6198]

Halo infinite new type of grunt 😂

[@lesiarosinskaya684]

Madness combat?

[@fivefour5619]

They have less high pitched voices and are less cowardly

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Meatal ones

[@LightningCayo]

“There’s three of us and one of him!” “It won’t matter...” *Roger roger.*

[@Kramalei]

*please, a moment of silence to all the droids who got bullied or died*

[@gummies3671]

*silence*

[@ImmaLittlePip]

"a moment of silence I ask you, then move on we must" -Yoda

[@freddyfazbear5837]

Droids scum

[@bluetheorange1853]

These poor battle droids deserved to be treated better they were basically a slave army like the clones were. Press F to pay respects

[@Starwars_JediTrollingCouncil]

Bad batch leak footage!! m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/fqKommNtasmXoNk

[@technounionrepresentative4274]

0:41 i always found it interesting that this b2 showed genuine concern for his fellow droids

[@Zman14888]

It's my head cannon that all of these scenes are just the same two droids, and they just keep surviving.

[@meandtheboys9356]

Well, actually, the Seperatist members collected parts from battles and rebuilt droids. It is entirely possible

[@sentrysapper45]

Tag and Bink: Roger Roger edition.

[@sniperdroideka1323]

Star Wars: Hobbs & Shaw

[@Zrtaylor_Foxy]

@@sentrysapper45 YES

[@jamesp3992]

It’ might actually be canon. They have the same voice actors, so it has to be true.

[@RandomInternetUser-yi5cc]

F for the cleaner droid.

[@michaspi]

F

[@randomhuman2602]

F

[@tricksterzyro3230]

i mean they're very skinny so maybe he can slip through the bars?

[@darkcap2326]

F

[@joshuaded1052]

F

[@jordangardner4246]

"Get out of the way, I'm having a serious malfunction!" Other droids: No, I don't think I will

[@mrstormtrooper8824]

Hello old account

[@jordangardner4246]

Hello there

[@mrstormtrooper8824]

General Kenobi

[@asiangaming8409]

this is some Spiderman pointing finger action

[@vicenteveragarasapiain]

0:41

[@popinyoyo]

2:19 best droid clip of the clone wars no cap

[@archipandara9441]

"Nooo you cant be intimmidating and funny at the same time" B1: observe

[@manojoogo5003]

B1s are about the least intimidating enemy in all of Star Wars.

[@easiesteevee2532]

@@manojoogo5003 to be fair you're watching jedi take them on, more realistically they would be like they are in star wars battlefront 2. Which are actually fairly deadly.

[@inaki5989]

@@easiesteevee2532 nah, they arent so bad- **gets one shotted by a missile from a battle droid**

[@GLYDraws]

@@inaki5989 "WATCH THOSE WRIST ROC-" *proceeds to take a wrist rocket to the face*

[@hoclok4121]

@@manojoogo5003 if they're in great numbers, they sure are scary

[@RunnJake]

"don't open that hatch" *shoots* *dies from own shot ricocheting like crazy*

[@ikitclaw4298]

@@Poltes2 the laser is just super heated gas so it isint that powerful and thats why wh40k las gun is better

[@astonmartin5273]

The best soldiers the galaxy has ever seen vs the droid equivalent of a baby. *Seems like a fair match to me*

[@redshadow3356]

*its perfectly fair*

[@ArcanaStorm]

Quantity over quality

[@camoking3605]

If an entire clone batalion dies, it may takes years to grow and train a new batch A droid platoon gets destroyed, they'll have another one ready to go by tomorrow

[@randomds3154]

A baby with a gun might i add

[@corruptedtime2.037]

How to describe droids and clones Droids Dumb Most are cheaply made Can produce billions daily Clones Smart Skilled Takes sixteen years to train Expensive

[@cameronnewton7053]

0:16 that scene has much meme potential

[@Gary118]

Then it is a even fight

[@chad4333]

He protecc He attac But most importantly ROGER ROGER

[@Servantofyapyap]

Roger Roger

[@Ahmad.s_handle]

He protec He attac But most importantly He got strike in bacc (Happened to fn2187/finn)

[@icezem4797]

Roger Roger

[@theoneandonlynumber1253]

@@Servantofyapyap ROGER. ROGER

[@peterdurum434]

Roger roger

[@cyrillbaur2385]

Nobody: Droids: _roger roger_ Captain rex: ROGA ROGAAAAA

[@ADityaEvilxpirit]

*ROJA ROJAAAAA

[@oliverp7297]

In the episode they were trying to take back there base by pretending to be a droid to make them let him in

[@StinkyGizmoe]

@@oliverp7297 umm who asked

[@shockedobiwan4771]

@@StinkyGizmoe me

[@StinkyGizmoe]

@@shockedobiwan4771 then why did you delete ur reply

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"You bucket head." Whoa you kiss your creators with that audio speaker?

[@Twisted_yer_mum]

Shuhrat Kessikbayev underrated comment

[@nickgriffin7710]

Lol

[@aegis5021]

Count Dooku doesn't like that kind of talk.

[@mygeeto]

@@aegis5021 HAHHAHAHAHA

[@mrvoice3436]

Droid:but the clones call us clankers

[@hamontequila1104]

2:18 love how the clones just locked him up instead of shooting him and also he is one of the few droids with actual feeling

[@ryaquaza3offical]

2:01 that moment when your family is over for Christmas and you don’t know where your dog Roger went to

[@bushboy1163]

why would it be a drill

[@mrayrick7631]

salty soviet wut

[@bushboy1163]

@@mrayrick7631 honestly i have no clue what i posted

[@Born...]

Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review kzbin.info/www/bejne/noPEpYF7grZ-mKc that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

[@bushboy1163]

@@mrayrick7631 oh when the said do you know whats going on and that one droid says maybe its a drill

[@messenger5205]

1:11 why does that DROID look like he’s having such a great time when all DROIDS have the same face?

[@xel9992]

This why body language is so important to photography (just look at him bounce)

[@karldertoast3952]

well, he had it easy, he was assigned to kill some defensles escape pods

[@crismendoza2527]

yeah body language

[@RonaldoTheGoat1234]

Fun fact he's actually in a boarding ship boarding a escape pod

[@bushboy1163]

he groovin

[@dgrunklesamiii4615]

"Ah well; it's my programming." Translation (mechanical to biological): "Ah well; it's my genes."

[@Supermegamanuel01]

Actually, it would be education, genes would be the hardware

[@yogii6787]

I like how a clone trooper tries to choke out a B-1 at 2:10 like "I saw this in a game, it'll definitely work here."

[@skepabbas9400]

He probably tried pulling his head off

[@overfailed3639]

Rex once managed to break a commando droids "neck" in one scene on Rishi. He probably tried to do that.

[@itsuyukke9110]

Droid: Dont be stupid Also Droid: *Im programmed that way* Me: Owhhh he got a point.

[@SwazeToasty]

I feel so bad for the droid thats like “This is the worst job in The droid army, and it just went into over time. OH ohhh ohhhhhhhh” 😭😭😭

[@DarthGrievy]

The droid is like: Why!?!?!!?! 😂😂 Still poor Droid 😭

[@DonaldWWitt]

At least he was probably kept in one piece!

[@sspilex]

@@DonaldWWitt yep until he slowly ran out of battery power

[@DonaldWWitt]

@ASDGaming Let's Plays You act like that's a problem for a droid, I'm sure somebody would eventually power him back up if only so he can walk himself out of the cell...

[@sspilex]

@@DonaldWWitt you know the planet is under republic control after this. He's likely gonna get scrapped

[@SSFallingTTB]

*he protecc* *he attac* *but most importantly, he's too stupid to fire bacc*

[@Linguineo]

I think you mean _kind_

[@Born...]

Check out the Movie battles 2 multiplayer mod for starwars jedi academy! its 1000 times better than any game starwars game on the market, it has the best lightsaber combat of all time! not only that but has a class system and a crazy high skill ceiling if you are looking for something to be a beast at, has the best starwars roleplay, has almost every starwars characters from the movies, books, games, tv shows etc etc for FREE and many maps! this is the best starwars experience hands down! and is still being worked on to this day with weekly updates! Im telling you if you are a starwars fan that likes any of what i have said above then you owe it to yourself to check out this amazing mod! here is a review kzbin.info/www/bejne/noPEpYF7grZ-mKc that goes into a little more detail than i do because there is too much to talk about here! this is the mod website www.moviebattles.org/ if you are tired of this stunlocking nonsense and unbalanced game play then try a real starwars game made by the fans for the fans! and last but not least here is the trailer to get you hyped! it only take a couple mins to download and runs on most pc rigs! we love to see new players so please pick up starwars jedi academy on steam or g2a for peanuts and join! may the force be with you

[@embo27]

Lol

[@angelkitsune4856]

how my friends play baseball vs how I play baseball 1:24

[@watchdog2065]

Then how does he attacc

[@Afrancis16]

Say ROGER ROGER if you’re gay in case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my little trap.

[@sentimentalmariner590]

ROGER ROGER

[@epicfrog2342]

ROGER ROGER!

[@themaninabucket8365]

ROGER ROGER

[@nilasartworkshop8041]

ROGER ROGER

[@FrostTheDoctor]

ROGER ROGER

[@goldkingnicholas6720]

2:28 Legends say that that droid has been stuck in there even after the clone wars

[@amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858]

What about canon

[@atillathehun8831]

@@amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858 ah yes,cOmEdY

[@Hansolo-ft2ss]

@@amateurstopmotionsonvacati6858 after rey died

[@Jadecheetah]

He’s the only one still existing

[@ericcaldwell3584]

And if you come back now, the floor is so shiny, it looks like a bathroom mirror

[@justaballwithablueeye5870]

People Storming Area 51: B1 Droids Area 51 Guards: Captain Rex and air support

[@poperdem5986]

Captin rex😊

[@justaballwithablueeye5870]

@@Akluvingopnik Oh, thanks.

[@alexanderthekriegsofficer2645]

True

[@Saliem02]

Fernando Gonzalez How do you spell Rex wrong?

[@justaballwithablueeye5870]

@@Saliem02 Well... Maybe "Rekt"

[@mbagimlsn1697]

I love how Obi Wan just locked the droid in the cell instead of slaughtering it in front of the kid 😆

[@DarthGrievy]

😂😂 Poor Droid. #DroidAbuse

[@dragonmanfirebane5078]

@@DarthGrievy at least he didn't get bushwhacked by a plasma stick...

[@DarthGrievy]

@@dragonmanfirebane5078 True but if I had my way I would have murdered that Battledroid myself, I can never find useful battledroids to help me against the Jedi anyway.

[@gamingdragon2361]

I’d spare it too.

[@xel9992]

OH THATS WHY? I always wondered why it was spared

[@cat157]

Imagine accidentally shooting grievous dead and just saying "oh well, it's my programming"

[@duppy8470]

2:30 legends said the droid is still caged.

[@hawkbatcustoms3172]

Probably ran out of power.

[@hawkbatcustoms3172]

I can see the twileks taping a sign on the cage.

[@Pricklyshrub]

But legends arent cannon...

[@jasoncummings7]

@@Pricklyshrub according to Disney

[@tophatstudios9824]

I'ma coming for em! ( Whatever the ship or place is a exposin somewhere near the cages )

[@strongheartsvideobox691]

You forgot “You said it’d be safe down here.” “Come on, there’s three of us and only one of him” “..it won’t matter.”

[@thedt7746]

that part was so sad

[@CabbageChad25]

If you find the clip can you give me link?

[@knightshade2654]

"Have you ever actually killed a Jedi before?" "No, you?"

[@superriley1093]

Yup, poor droid

[@Spoon80085]

I love how they are low key smart sometimes and have some genuine self preservation needs

[@JoelPerry1]

The severe whiplash of watching this compilation and Darth Porgs Maul compilation back to back is something else.

[@tonymoncayo2790]

Rex: STOP! Padme: DONT OPEN THAT HATCH! Battle Droid: Your right, I shouldn’t. I surrender. *Credits starting rolling*

[@williamaton4517]

top 10 what ifs in star wars

[@juliomiguelrocha4318]

Still more cannon than the whole sequel trilogy

[@thatoneguy7715]

@@juliomiguelrocha4318 why are you in charge because that shit was fucking GOLD

[@jeronimoepic2946]

*you’re

[@coronaman-9478]

Devin Ledford is this a joke

[@hannahblue7002]

0:28 this legit hurts to watch...hes like "WHYYYYYYYYyyy...." #droidlivesmatter

[@f.b.i3209]

#ClankasLifeMatters

[@decothegecko7520]

#rogerroger

[@utrishidden2501]

lmao that's very funny but still sad

[@normalplays4937]

#rogerroger

[@ohitsrusher842]

#droidsaresuperiortoeveryone

[@simpleystubid9615]

You can’t create comic relief in a war Star Wars the Clone Wars: observe

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

Cartoon Network: You can't make a show both comedic and dark at the same time TCW and Rebels, sorta: Hold my Death Sticks.

[@girf4233]

Yeah they did that, at the expense of a threatening antagonist

[@artemisorwhatever9828]

The droids were definitely still frightening, just not the B-1s.

[@Krystalmyth]

@@artemisorwhatever9828 MASH and Full Metal Jacket kind of did, but I'm old.

[@justiceforjoggers2897]

@@artemisorwhatever9828 Rebels? I'll have to strongly disagree

[@mccoolfriend6818]

I actually miss these droids, now everything is the amazing clones which I also love but the old times Roger Roger

[@chaoticdragons9990]

ROGER ROGER

[@mccoolfriend6818]

@@chaoticdragons9990 ROGER ROGER

[@etl0789]

@@mccoolfriend6818 ROGER ROGER

[@mccoolfriend6818]

@@etl0789 ROGER ROGER (some droids getting exploded by the saber's uno reverse card in the background "AAAAAAAH" ) XD

[@aleksandarvil5718]

*#RogerRoger*

[@angerykenboi1959]

1:18 Grievous: RRRGGH Droid: AAAAA

[@happy_corpus_crewman]

Top 6. Perfectly cut screams in star wars

[@mr.irrelevant8826]

A A A H H H H

[@spicysnowman8886]

They make fun of him like an old grandpa and then when he threatens then they get scared

[@arandomhecugrunt.4500]

Combine Synth: Haha we are more powerful than a tank. CIS Driods: A A A H H H H

[@bluecoconut9543]

Lol

[@caluminnes579]

The droids in the clone wars have more character and emotion than every character in the sequals

[@M50A1]

Haha funny

[@arc4859]

Haha sequels bad give me likes

[@chrisalvarez4575]

I could say the same about tpm and aotc

[@pilkers2]

Arc 48 it’s true tho

[@arc4859]

pilkers2 Except it’s not

[@arctrooperjesse7582]

"What a terrible shot!" "Oh well..It's my programming." Wait they were programmed to be bad?

[@schrodingerskatze6487]

Nah, it is just a mess in their heads. B1´s started as simple ground troop zergers but had more and more programms just slammed onto their very limited harddrives to fill more diverse roles (tankers, ship cannoniers etc.) as the war went on, without the need for a specialized modell. Which in turn, quickly turned into all sorts off data coruption and led to them being more or less horrible at everything.

[@Shakiahjprod]

I just see it as meaning they don't have an ai that is super op and complex with motor functions like tracking, stability, and everything else that you need to factor for when you shoot.

[@carringtonlewis7945]

Maybe not but imagine all droids like millions of the black and red more advanced ones they could've easily taken over if they wanted to

[@ocefloww]

Programmed for stupidity.

[@command_unit7792]

@@carringtonlewis7945 Yeah but that is fucking expansive...

[@Boringspy]

The music, editing, and battle droids in this video has secured its spot in my favorites playlist

[@Killa-B34]

When he said “Roger roger” I felt that

[@shining2653]

"Lets go" "clankers?!"

[@TheHornedKing_27]

Dude you can’t say it with the hard R!! And you need a C-word pass here let me give you one *gives C-word pass*

[@CaptainSovereign]

@@TheHornedKing_27 Let me guess zanny?

[@TheHornedKing_27]

@@CaptainSovereign YUP!

[@CaptainSovereign]

@@TheHornedKing_27 Goood

[@bluemars8403]

@Shining yo dude cmon not the hard R its Clanka

[@pixelz8626]

Interviewer: So what is your favorite quote that you followed ever since? CIS: *ROGER ROGER*

[@elfasto2255]

Roger Roger

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

Roger Roger

[@commanderindrickboreale1797]

Roger Roger

[@margerald1]

@@totalorganfailuregaming3252 engineer gaming

[@ninjakombatant9722]

1:35 "Hey, that's just rude." My favorite😂👍