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[@gabriellegarza21]

Erik getting lowkey pressed about the tik tok trend shows that the trend is actually SO accurate 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shopwithjen]

Erik is NOT AMUSED ahahahaah

[@srm0520]

I don’t even have tik tok but just the few she shared were EERILY accurate. Why is it all guys!? 😂

[@lexi1481]

ITS SO FUNNY

[@claireyoung3622]

It’s hilarious and so so accurate. I need Erik to react to all of them one after another after another until his eye twitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thelegendoflivz]

my immediate thought

[@RSyed-tu4rn]

As a woman, the part where Colleen talks about “guys doing things a certain way” has me IN TEARS 😂😂 but the fact that Erik is so confused has me DYING even more lmaoooo

[@Otteal]

I came to say the same thing. Had me laughing so hard 🤣

[@alexia3046]

Me too its so funny lol

[@jennahgreen7344]

please i was wheeeezing with her

[@whatsup3944]

as buzz light year i find it very funny

[@all_is_well_Mara]

Please don’t use the word “dying” like that. There are people actually dying. Stop using this word like a superlative.

[@holrobinson]

i'm screaming in the first 2 mins when wes is just sitting there, he looks SO much like flynn omg!!! he's literally getting so big! so proud of both the little bubbies and how hard they've worked in their little bodies to get to where they are rn, even prouder of u colleen. lots of love

[@mzNbee]

Haha i came to the comments just to see if anyone else thought wes looked like flynn. thank you lol

[@juniperluniper]

i thought it was a reupload thumbnail omg

[@tillyeverlys7637]

Hey yall

[@tillyeverlys7637]

Yeah agree

[@vkjungenberg4110]

He looks like Teddy and Duncan, also for some reason Colleens mom? I'm not sure, something about him just looks like a mix of them or something haha

[@Luna_Sutton]

Me just impressed that you have the time and energy to be doing anything that would cause a pregnancy. Respect.

[@Xxpianoplayerx]

Haha good point!!

[@sherilynl4038]

THIS!!! hahaha

[@elicarina]

Do you mean have sex..? 😂 the way you worded that sentence lmaoo

[@ILikeBirds]

@@elicarina I think that is what they mean..

[@crystaljacobs9720]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayleenorth7839]

Cory is an editing genius! That little music video about being done.. what an epic human being.

[@kenakittan5696]

Tortilla talk: Have you ever talked to Erik about getting a vasectomy so you know you might never get pregnant? Vasectomies are almost completely reversable and is a viable male birth control.

[@quackity3343]

You should never go into a vasectomy thinking it's completely reversible and that you can reverse it one day because the truth is that 90-95% are successfully revered and there's always the chance that you could be part of the 10-5% of the men who don't have successful reversals. Remember that 10% of all humans is still 750 million. So one should never go into a vasectomy thinking that there's a 100% chance of reversal.

[@kenakittan5696]

@@quackity3343 You are right, i should not say completely, I have edited it

[@quackity3343]

@@kenakittan5696 thanks

[@mars7143]

agreed

[@KarlaGarcia-of7rh]

Yes! And also, we don’t talk enough about how stressful and complicated birth control is for so many people. They mess a lot with your hormones and the side effects are also tricky. If they’re sure they don’t want more kids, a vasectomy is the best option. My opinion, of course.

[@danielleisraelsen]

Colleen: "I'm talking soft so I don't wake the babies" Erik: * starts vacuuming * 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂

[@hannahbauer9242]

I laughed so hard at that lollll, literally me and my husband 🤣 except he doesn't vacuum, he just opens and closes things obnoxiously

[@ellieee978]

@@hannahbauer9242 bro that’s so my dad

[@Emilyandlizzytv]

I literally died I'm so glad you said it 😂

[@lexiuhrin7148]

Tortilla talk question: how do you feel about delivery drivers knowing where you live? Is there a special protocol for famous people? Do you ever get a door dash driver who is a huge fan?

[@hutchitl]

Erik getting visibly angry that he doesn't get the joke is making me laugh so hard. My husband did the same thing. He was so confused why I thought it was funny.

[@Forsakenme634]

I don’t think I’ve ever seen him so animated 🤣🤣

[@zamorvex]

haha i know. am i the only guy who spreads my lips wide to put on lip balm? and am i the only one gentle with brushing my teeth haha though i do take my tops off that way but i have scoliosis so i think i get a pass hahaha or mabey thats all my gay side coming out (pun intended) so mabey i dont count by default haha

[@heatherhart6255]

the girls that get it get it ;)

[@ilovepiedoyou2]

my best friend (who is a guy) got mad too lmao

[@adrienneabrahamse6830]

As a teacher and reading specialist, I just want to tell you how exciting and beautiful it was to see Flynn “reading” his book and self-correcting when he knew his memorized sentence wasn’t quite right. Bravo! Excellent pre-reading skill development going on! Great work, Flynn and mommy and daddy. He’s well on his way.

[@user-ti1yv2gn1r]

Karen

[@m.morris5323]

LDRP nurse/Lactation consultant here: I am surprised you are having periods with pumping around the clock and especially pumping as much as you are... your period will likely not be regular as long as you are pumping. Expect irregularity (what you are considering to be "late" periods) for as long as you are pumping around the clock. Many women do not ovulate or have periods while nursing/pumping around the clock. It is like nature's birth control... obviously NOT a fool proof method of birth control. Of course if you are having periods, then you are ovulating and can get pregnant again... however, I was honestly surprised when you announced that you had started your period so soon after the birth of the twins with how often you are pumping!

[@sophiaguzman4757]

Would just like to reiterate what you said because not to long ago I read somewhere that this lady got pregnant while breastfeeding and was surprised to find out because she always thought breastfeeding was a "kind of birth control." It can totally happen, so be careful!!

[@amalthea924711]

I have been making fun of my husband for the Chapstick thing for YEARS! I feel so validated! I actually have to switch out his Chapstick with mine because he "sharpens" them with his pursed lips and I have to wear them down more evenly.

[@tannyland6412]

Jesus loves you he died on the cross for your sins. All you have to do is believe in him and you will be saved. ❤

[@Gingermycat]

If you're worried about getting pregnant again ask Eric to get a snip snip it's less invasive for him than it is for you to get your tubes tied. I got my tubes tied and it wasn't a painful recovery but it is a full day in the hospital and going into the surgery. If he needs a guy to talk about the snip snip reach out to Rhett and Link they both have gotten the snip snip

[@derfranz5770]

Hi fellow tube-tied person!! I just had mine cut & obliterated (don’t know exactly hope to call it in English) a few weeks ago, I was just a few hours at a clinic and had no pain at all. Glad your operation also went well! 👍👍 Great feeling to be unable to get pregnant without hormones, I have to say… Have a lovely day!

[@Gingermycat]

@@derfranz5770 hey girl 🎉 did you get the air bubble in your body and fart and burp for about a week? That was probably the only thing that irritated me 😅

[@derfranz5770]

@@Gingermycat Hahaha yes, they let a bit of the air out before they closed the stitches, but there was definitely still enough to be enjoyed for the next week… 😂

[@toxxicx]

literally what i was thinking a minute in lol

[@poooodfly]

I am a mama of three children :) My youngest was born on March first :) I am super duper happy for our three beautiful and healthy kids, but my body is done after this one. I am highly considering tighning my tubes in the near future. Thank you for sharing your expriences about the topic. I wish you all a good start in this new week!

[@ceribowman8099]

Colleen: it’s funny cause the guys are mad over it Erik: *mad over it* This vlog had me laughing out loud!! Love you Colleen! Can’t wait to see your live show! I bought tix for a show in June!!!

[@jesussavedme6260]

Jesus loves you all🤍

[@lizalove91]

“We are gonna read it downstairs actually” 😂 the way you talk to him is so gentle and reassuring and the way you’re firm is in such a gentle way I love it ❤️

[@natashamunoz8040]

I don’t know how you could even have a pregnancy scare lmao. Like with twins and a toddler you still find time for those activities?! Never. 😂

[@kmarie1351]

I'm amazed with the three kids and everything you are doing that you guys still have the energy to do anything that might result in pregnancy.

[@WhiMor24]

The truth! 🙌🏼

[@violethyde7917]

My thoughts exactly

[@AudreyII-]

Seriously

[@everhea9907]

😳 I literally spit my drink out when I read this 😅

[@whitneybrade]

This!

[@mpdaugherty8549]

Wesley is really starting to look so much like Flynn ( in his face) those cheeks are so adorable. Masie is cooing more and more .

[@emritman]

Tortilla Talk Question: Personal question, but has Erik considered a vasectomy? I got to be in the room when they did my husband's and it was such an amazingly minor procedure. He was up and back to normal within 48 hours. I HIGHLY recommend!

[@Optimystik]

@@corpselizzy lol it's creepy and stalkerish to share a helpful solution? You need to check yourself sis. Maybe she should just keep her personal issues private then. She wants attention, she asks for advice all the time.

[@nirvanabox7044]

A vasectomy still isn't 100% effective though, this means she could still get pregnant, all forms of birth control aren't 100% effective which is why you need to be extremely careful.

[@emritman]

@@nirvanabox7044 you're right...they're 99.99% effective. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@nirvanabox7044]

@@emritman not always, some people have been known to get pregnant from someone with a vasectomy! Research it

[@emritman]

@@nirvanabox7044 I'm aware, but vasectomies are still 99.99% effective 3 months post surgery. After that point, it is extremely rare...as in less than .01%. And I've done plenty of research. I've also been present during a vasectomy procedure. It's one of the most effective forms of birth control, and it's minimally-invasive. Again, the effectiveness is still over 99.99%.

[@regularlybri]

Question: is Erick (or you) not wanting to get “fixed”? Would that not ease some of the worry for you both? What are your thoughts on this?

[@catizhie]

Lmao fixed

[@jillianmcmonigle369]

“FIXED” PLEEAASEEE

[@puddles3425]

Fixed like a dog lmao

[@meepmorp99]

💀

[@MidnightLazarus420]

Tortilla Talk Question: How does Erik feel about a vasectomy? You've been through so much already and continuing to stress about getting pregnant every month ain't it!! Its a pretty simple surgery with a fairly easy recovery time!!

[@AutumnProcell]

exactly what i was thinking.

[@SnowLilies]

Agreed! but then how would she clickbait us? 😂 they'll never do it

[@michaela69]

Yes! My husband has booked in to see the doctor about this, just had our second four months ago and we are done. He can’t wait! Haha.

[@nhouse7962]

Yes! Recovery is pretty quick. My husband is fast to recommend this to other men!

[@brandonplays702]

Also can they freeze sperm like they can eggs? Just in case hey ever change their mind once they get older?

[@kjacob19_]

Colleen! I work at a smoothie shop. You didn’t make your smoothie wrong; fresh banana can be weird in smoothies. Try frozen banana. It’s sweeter without the aftertaste. It truly makes all the difference. Also try putting your liquids first, then spinach, then fruit on top!! It’ll help the spinach blend. I love you!

[@brooke4608]

Please share more tips! No matte what I do I cant seem to make it taste like it does from smoothie shops! Do you guys use some sort of sweetener other than sugar?

[@jesussavedme6260]

Jesus loves you all🤍

[@KDawnn]

I worked at Jamba Juice for 2 years and this is totally accurate!👏🏻💕

[@KDawnn]

@@brooke4608 Depends on the smoothie you want but most smoothie shops use sherbet in their smoothies so it’s not as healthy as you think.

[@jules194]

Thanks for sharing those tips !! I think it'll make my next one better, too :)

[@dominica.mariani862]

Watching this in the hospital with my newborn baby! Had to get an emergency c-section which was scary and upsetting but it was comforting to know that u did it and got through it and u and the babies r healthy! Thank u as always for the videos they have really helped me be prepared for all the baby things 😂❤️

[@saramacfarlane7505]

I'm having a bad day on top of a bad month today and I was like "I'm going to do something that makes me feel good in my heart for a few minutes" and this is where I came. Thanks for sharing with us Colleen.

[@cosmicshrimp1040]

has erik ever considered getting a vasectomy? there are methods that are pretty simple and reversible:) and could allow you to step away from birth control and alleviate some stress on your end.

[@natalieread789]

Yes!!

[@anyaacoliz9783]

Or Colleen could get an IUD since it's 99%effective at preventing pregnancies than taking the pill which is only 91% effective since she doesn't want more kids.

[@AlmaMarof]

@@anyaacoliz9783 vasectomy is the safest option :)

[@bea2661]

@@anyaacoliz9783 as said already, a vasectomy is the safest option :) especially considering the IUD has so many life-risking side effects

[@tianalinder9534]

@@anyaacoliz9783 nexplanon is a good option too

[@scarredlove]

Okay, genuine question and you absolutely don’t owe me or anyone an answer, but have you considered either tubal ligation for you or vasectomy for Erik if you’re sure you’re absolutely done with having babies? It might ease your mind/the anxiety surrounding potentially unexpectedly getting pregnant again? I mean, do whatever works best for you and your family, but just know there’s more options than just the pill and if something hasn’t worked for you in the past, there’s no harm in trying a new brand or type!

[@Samara_Plays]

This was such a considerate way of putting forth suggestions. Very respectful 👏

[@ilariar.3961]

Yeah, also subdermal implants exist and they are even less invasive and they are reversable since they only last 3 years and you can remove it at any moment. There are a lot of options beside the pill.

[@EssentialEndeavours]

And to add to that - vasectomies are reversible (if you reverse within 10 years it’s apparently 95% effective), way more affordable (compared to tubal ligation), and is an in-and-out procedure. Random fun facts for people looking for something more certain as we looked into it awhile ago haha just wanted to add to the convo 🤗

[@gabb387]

You can try a copper IUD.

[@hillmo1198]

Just curious, why don't you ask Erik to get a vasectomy at this point to completely rule it out? I feel like if you are seriously done having kids, that would be one of the best ways to ensure you don't get pregnant. That decision has worked for us since we are "one and done" and it's so nice not to have to worry about birth control anymore!

[@abigailshipe9468]

Vasectomies don’t always work

[@nirvanabox7044]

A vasectomy still isn't 100% effective though, this means she could still get pregnant, all forms of birth control aren't 100% effective which is why you need to be extremely careful.

[@randomhuman4623]

@@nirvanabox7044 It's as affective as any other form of birth control, so if she happened to forget her birth control one day she still wouldn't have to be as paranoid about getting pregnant because of that extra "layer" of protection.

[@nirvanabox7044]

@@randomhuman4623 I never said it wasn’t as affective as other birth control, but everyone is is like “why don’t you talk to Erik about having a vasectomy” like it’s 100% affective and then she doesn’t have to worry about herself getting pregnant.

[@nirvanabox7044]

@@randomhuman4623 male birth control has been proven to have 99% success rate which I believe she should ask Erik is he would like to go on male birth control.

[@jennahalcomb7359]

I love that when Colleen says “ I only wanted two kids” Wesley’s eyes get all big😂 like her heard her and he’s like 🙊nah girl that did not happen😂

[@Herrerasaurus28]

A tortilla talk letter to Colleen: I have meaning to write this for months. I just want to say thank you so much for your vlogs. My best friend and I were lucky enough to work together during her 1st pregnancy 5 years ago. I was there with her everyday through the hormones, cravings, and watched her belly grow. After the healthy baby boy was born, the company we worked for closed down and we couldn't work together anymore. 2 years ago, she became pregnant again and this time with twins! Baby A was the boy and Baby B was the girl. I live almost an hour away and was not able to spend any time with her before the babies and then COVID set in. Through your vlogs, I feel like I have been able to reclaim the time I had missed during her twin pregnancy. It's exactly like getting to spend some time with my best friend everyday. Tortilla Talks are definitely similiar to the chats she and I used to have. So next you're questioning why anyone would want to watch your "boring" content, know that I'm here, spending time with you (who is now also my bestie).

[@albabick777]

Aww this is the sweetest comment ever! Love it!

[@haylee6106]

This is so sweet!! Love this comment!! ❤️❤️❤️

[@charlene4139]

awww this is so sweet 🥺 its a privilege that you even got to talk to her in person professionally :-)

[@pysduckfanforever]

Cullen is a horrible person lmao

[@shoshanarudman7783]

Tortilla talk question: what would you do if you ever found out you were pregnant again? I hope this isn’t to personal of a question, no pressure to answer. I love all your videos they always manage to put a smile on my face!! 💕🥰

[@christineg6123]

I feel like this is too personal of a question.

[@zozodioz]

@@christineg6123 If it's too personnal she just won't answer it

[@amanesmoonrock]

@@christineg6123 how? genuine question, thanks :]

[@shoshanarudman7783]

@Christine G thanks for the feedback, glad you said this cuz I wasn’t sure

[@christineg6123]

@@amanesmoonrock because it's kind of asking her stance on personally getting an abortion? Like if she'd have an abortion, give it up for adoption or keep it, and public figures like Colleen usually keep their opinions on this private.

[@elizabethanne8927]

This vlog has me laughing out loud hahaha. The whole "pov trend" part and the done-sity-done-done rap was awesome hahaha. Guys Def do things so aggressively and Erik not getting it made it even funnier 🤣

[@melissachanthalangsy3091]

What do people mean when they say, “we tried everything we can NOT to get pregnant but end up pregnant anyway.” Can someone help me understand this? How accidental can you get about getting pregnant? It seems like an intentional activity to me. If you try everything you can, isn’t it just about abstaining entirely or at best using protection and being on BC? Not trying to be mean or judgmental. Genuine question.

[@jessm1309]

They're a married couple, so of course they're not going to abstain completely for the rest of their lives. Birth control can and does fail, so there is always a risk even if you take multiple different measures.

[@ffreya.]

@@jessm1309 but even if there were condoms AND the pill at the same time?

[@jessm1309]

@@ffreya. yes, even then. Chances are very, very low but not zero.

[@BartimaeusTrilogyFan]

On average, birth control when used correctly is effective against pregnancy about 91% of the time. Condoms are effective around 98% of the time. Consider that while both percentages seem high, this still means that out of 100 people, 9 would still get pregnant on BC, and 2 after using a condom. Using multiple methods isn't foolproof, either. The general rate of pregnancy when using both is closer to 99%, but again, one person out of 100.

[@teejay5432]

I think most of them aren't being sincere or self honest. Very very rarely people fall pregnant on the IUD or after having tubes tied etc, but so many people say that and I'm like hmmmm ok

[@MissGhostface]

I did the HARD work of two pregnancies with HG, and obviously the births. I don't react well to birth control, plus I'VE DONE ALL THE WORK AND I NURSE. 🤦🏼‍♀️ My husband was instantly on board with getting a vasectomy! It was SO easy and quick for him! We're both so much happier now, it's such a relief! And my body doesn't have to deal with birth control for the rest of my life. 🙌🏻 I got him a sweatshirt made that says "all juice, no seeds" to celebrate. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂😂

[@LR11306]

Good hubby. It's the least they can do after what women's bodies go through!

[@christinevr7698]

🤣 love the T-shirt slogan! And your hubby for doing his part to make sure you both were Done done.

[@elizabethanne8927]

Love this!! That's a great hubby!! 🖤

[@amadismith]

TTQ: Not a question - but I would love to see more of Kory! And him with the babies 🥺 Ily both!! 🤍

[@lillywiesmann9677]

I don't like those "a guy does it like this" and "a girl does it like this" trends, for the sole reason that as a girl you literally can't do anything without being made fun of and now we're just reversing the trend. I know it's not immediately harmful but it encourages some sort of "ones better than the other" thinking

[@ndhasse]

TT question: would Erik ever consider getting a vasectomy so that you guys don’t have to worry about pregnancy since you’re a fertile Myrtle? 🤣🤣🤣 Love you guys to the moon and back! 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

[@nirvanabox7044]

a vasectomy still isn't 100% accurate and could still go wrong and she could become pregnant even if they might not have planned it

[@av_417_]

Just don’t have sex it’s not hard

[@nirvanabox7044]

@@av_417_ some people have a disorder called hypersexuality which means they are addicted to sex. You do not have to block sex out of your life at all, there are methods to stop you getting pregnant!

[@sadie_bear]

@@av_417_ having sex is a part of being married

[@elacrystal2510]

@@av_417_ my thoughts exactly

[@ang7541]

Colleen cracking up at the "POV: a guy doing ____" and eric just getting frustrated that he doesn't understand is so comedy gold.

[@Alexaraptor]

Tortilla talk: since you and Eric do not want any more kids have either of you thought of getting a more permanent solution? Such as vasectomy or getting your tubes tied? Sending so much love ☺️❤️

[@xoxokatie.9359]

Why are u click baiting pregnancy test

[@isabellebrackin4200]

I’m so happy i found Collen and her vlogs😭😭 i really be feeling like i know her like i’ve been watching since way before she got pregnant with the twins. During her pregnancy i would literally make sure i watched her vlogs everyday just cause i genuinely wanted to know how she was, she’s such an amazing person ❤️❤️❤️love you sis

[@Didi-wo7vd]

tortilla talk: you dont have to answer this if you dont want to, but when your twins were in the NICU, you described the feeling as fog. you said it felt like nothing was real, and everything was hazy. now that your beautiful babies are home, i have one question for you: has the fog gone away? appreciate you colleen. thanks for all you do for us!

[@derekraymond2150]

Erik is just proving why those tiktoks are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@alyssaoman6437]

Hi! I was just scrolling through the comments and recognized your name and picture! We went to middle school together! I just thought that was a fun coincidence 😅 Small world! I hope you're doing well!

[@derekraymond2150]

@@alyssaoman6437 LMAO that's just too funny! 🤣 ACMS Select Choir ride or die 🤣🤣

[@Madelin.]

@@alyssaoman6437 dude this is so funny 😂😂

[@alyssaoman6437]

@@derekraymond2150 YESSS

[@emialice3825]

if you’re completely sure you’re done with kids why doesn’t Erik get a vasectomy?

[@chelseymiracle4323]

I’m fighting for my rainbow baby right now and your twins give me HOPE 🌈

[@addyalivia]

WHEN YOU DID THE “GUY LEAVING THE HOUSE THING” ITS SO ACCURATE. MY BOYFRIEND TAPS HIS POCKETS AND CHECKS OFF EVERYTHING BY TALKING TO HIMSELF 😂

[@SarahWolkowitz]

Hey that’s my boyfriend too

[@MomtoZnE]

Mine says “keys…wallet…pager…” He hasn’t carried a pager in 20 years!

[@Xxpianoplayerx]

Haha omg my husband says "wallet, phone, keys" and taps his pockets

[@Carollovessws]

I remember when I started taking birth control, I got very depressed and sometimes people don’t realize that side effect until years later down the road. So this might or might be a possibility of your depression. Just wanted to throw that thought out there for you

[@yehaw385]

taking a pregnancy test for views…. that’s what she did multiple times before having the twins despite claiming never wanting to be pregnant again….. interesting….

[@alyssamae4]

"There's no way I'm pregnant, but I'm taking a test because I'm paranoid." That actually means there's a chance you could be pregnant, and you're testing for a reason. It's OKAY to reassure yourself, Colleen! But, we're mostly adults here. You got a cute husband. We know you get that good good!

[@spookyalice333]

im pretty sure she’s saying she hasn’t been having unprotected sex

[@av_417_]

She loves his small Willy

[@alyssamae4]

@@spookyalice333 I've gotten pregnant on the pill. Just checking is necessary.

[@spookyalice333]

@@alyssamae4 i agree 100% i was just saying from watching colleen for years i dont think shes trying to say she didnt have sex

[@sadie_bear]

every time i re-watch this video i look for your comment. and i still think that this comment is weird as fuck

[@loveland852]

Honestly, good for y’all for having three young kiddos (including baby twins) and still finding time to give yourselves a pregnancy scare.

[@DianaD113]

💀💀

[@JustCarolicious]

Thought exactly the same 🤣🤣

[@PIC0630]

😂😂😂 I though to myself “they have time/energy/desire for sex with twins?!” Good for them!” But seriously, it’s great that they still make time for each other.

[@AdmiringObserverR]

lol right

[@isaacduggan]

TORTILLA TALK QUESTION! I remember at the start of yours and Erik’s relationship that you keep it very private and choose to show very little of him. I’m wondering with the podcast and also seeing him more in the vlogs how much of that has changed, is he more keen to be apart of the vlogs and even main channel videos now that he’s come out his shell a lot more? Sending love from New Zealand

[@valerieaguilar9915]

Tell him to get the snip snip. Birth control is a pain.

[@Jindarella_]

Flynn is such a sagittarian, always up for a variety of fun things. Love how Flynn created his own story from the book.

[@FinnFOREVER123]

Tortilla talk question: you speak a lot about arianna grande and your friendship with her since back when y’all was younger. I even saw your tiktok and most recent vlog showing us her new PR; and saw her in parts of this video! So it’s obvious she still plays a big role in your life - I was just curious, since you both have busy schedules and you’re a mom and she’s married ect - but I was just wondering has she ever met your kids?! I hope it’s not too personal to ask ❤️

[@alaina9967]

Tortilla talk question: Do you ever have strangers or people that aren't in your covid bubble that try to interact (talking, touching, etc) with the twins? Are you uncomfortable with that and if so how do you deal with that? Are the reasons for that discomfort and reaction the same as it was with Flynn or were you ever uncomfortable with Flynn at all?

[@Muddylittlegoblin]

Tortilla talk question: have you and Erik considered a vasectomy? Or is that off the table since it wouldn’t allow for click bait pregnancy test content anymore?

[@aaejnn]

I think that girls put on chapstick the way we do because that’s how we put on lipstick so we’re used to it. Going one lip at a time because with lipstick you need to be more precise and can’t just blindly slather it on quickly. Whereas most guys never had to learn how to properly put on lipstick so pressing your lips together and putting chapstick on both lips at once is technically more efficient, and it doesn’t matter if the chapstick doesn’t perfectly follow your lip shape.

[@rachelsilva9830]

LMFAO the fact that Erik just does not understand why those tiktoks are so funny makes it significantly funnier. guys are so silly

[@teamphelly5228]

ATTENTION COLLEEN!!! I NOTICED YOU HAVE LILLYS ON YOUR COUNTER! IF THEY ARE REAL PLEASE BE SURE TO EITHER TO PLACE THEM SOMEWHERE YOUR CATS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO REACH THEM AT ALL OR TAKE THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE. THEY ARE SUPER DUPER POISONOUS TO CATS! Would you guys mind 👍 or boosting the post so she sees!

[@katiehaber1687]

Boost

[@brandeedales7599]

You are so strong momma❤️ your kiddos will look back on this and appreciate everything you’ve done for them

[@oliviabice6555]

not trying to be rude or anything.... why would you not opt for more permanent prevention like a vasectomy?

[@cecigonzalez2086]

Every time you share the struggles as a parent it makes me feel less alone. At one point I thought I was the only one having breakdowns because everything was just too much. Nobody likes to talk about the hard days as a parent/adult, Thank you for sharing your ups and downs with us. ❤

[@beatrice8853]

Tortilla talk question: How much money a year do you spend on pregnancy tests?

[@nc7072]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@isab5135]

Can’t tell if this is sarcastic or genuine but if it’s sarcastic… as a woman I spend so much on these every year lmao. the paranoia is real. colleen isn’t the only person to do this

[@savannahking544]

She bought them in bulk from Amazon (like the little paper ones) a few years ago and still has them. The only buys the clear blue ones when she was actually pregnant to save them

[@marieantoinettepaddelboot3149]

These paper strip ones cost a few dollars for 100.

[@MrsMrMoney]

I have severe endometriosis and was so dang happy when my dr suggested a tubal and ablation to help me out…. I don’t have to worry about being pregnant anymore!!! THANK GOD! #nomorekidsEVER

[@TrowerTrash]

TTQ: why don’t you use your dishwasher for washing the bottles??I wasn’t fortunate enough to produce milk for my son (3 months younger then Flynn) and was so envious of you while you breastfed him but also had perks of bottle feeding… my husband could feed him while I showered or whatever else.. you know. BUT, we don’t own a dishwasher and washing bottles is hell. We also used Dr. browns bottles bc that’s what worked best for my son and we did purchase a bottle sanitizer for our countertop bc I didn’t always trust our hand washing. I would literally dream about owning a dishwasher… you’re privileged enough to have one AND could buy a bottle sanitizer if you wanted to with no problem at all. I don’t understand why you would continue to do something you despise so much while having all the funds and space to take that burden off of yourself. For the sake of you and all your guest/family who help you out, just do a bottle only dishwashing load & buy a bottle sanitizer to use after they’ve been washed.

[@kayleenorth7839]

Flynn putting the chocolate chip in his mouth instead of the blender had me giggling. He is too sweet.

[@krk84]

Have Eric get a vasectomy. Easy peasy. My husband had this done after our 2nd and it was like a 20 minute procedure and he was fine a couple of days later.

[@kaitlynlandis975]

tortilla question: we all know how good of friends you and cory are, but how’s eriks relationship with cory being that he’s such a big part of your life?

[@helenam1144]

Hi Colleen! I just wanted to let you know how much you've made a difference in my life. I'm only a teenager, but I feel like when I watch your videos I have a best friend. You are always so open about mental health, which I personally have been struggling with. My mom is a single parent, my sister isn't doing well, and my grandma was just diagnosed with some really tough illnesses. I had a really bad mental breakdown, and I was scared to start therapy, but one of your vlogs pushed me in the right direction and now I'm doing so much better. I look forward to watching your vlogs everyday, they genuinely make me feel better, and seen. When I saw that you were going on tour again, I saw my city (Edmonton, Canada) and I got SOOOO excited omg! My mom told me she got tickets and I bawled my eyes out knowing that I would be able to see my role model in person. I love you so much 💕

[@1bzymom.Of2Kids]

I would ask Erik to get a vasectomy just to make certain that you don't add to your family. If you're concerned that you might change your mind, you have the choice to store samples.

[@shelleyjones4146]

sounds like Erik needs to get the ol' snippety snip, snap, snip lol

[@leabeauvais4550]

MY HUSBAND DOES ALL THOSE THINGS THE SAME WAY! Especially the pockets. This had me HOWLING!

[@jenniferbridi7678]

So so funny. Never thought about how we do things so differently because girls typically more gently.

[@FreelysLifeLessons]

I HAVE TO SAY THIS…. I’m 48 with adult children (25, 23, 22) dude…. You are the BEST MOMMA!!! I love the way you interact with everyone in your life. I know we only see what you want to show us…. But I see your soul and sweetie…. You are all rainbows and butterflies. Such goodness radiates. Thanks for a little wholesome goodness before bed. (I’m only 5 minutes in to the video while typing this).

[@NicolexRamona]

Do you think your past couple of days being rough emotionally has anything to do with your upcoming period? I've been crying/wanting to cry so much the last couple of days (which isn't typical). Today I started spotting so my period will be starting VERY soon so now the emotions make sense. I couldn't imagine feeling the way I have on top of having 3 young kids. You got this mama!

[@eat_apples3270]

It also could be because of the contraceptive she's on. I was put on one after my baby and it didn't agree with me at all. I was so depressed and anxious, the hormones post baby and the hormones from the pill did not work for me at all. She should look into it! ❤️

[@dianagrosskopf3703]

TTQ: Have you thought about more permanent means like a vasectomy or getting your tubes tied? I was wondering if you contemplated doing this during the C-section since they would be in there. Then you wouldn't need to take any pills or anything.

[@nirvanabox7044]

These options are still not 100% accurate; this means that she could still get pregnant even if they tried not to, there has been some people that have had their tubes tied or have a vasectomy and they have still got pregnant or got their partner pregnant.

[@raisedfromash]

I think the reason people keep saying they don’t believe you is that we are simultaneously watching your brother with all his kids haha

[@amaria1731]

Tortilla Talk Question: have you had any time to speak with your therapist? You are so busy with all your kiddos I hope you manage to find bits of time to care for your mental health. Much love to your beautiful family!

[@sarahcimbat]

I’m sure she has! I’m sure that’s very important to her. I hope she has

[@Hellocmbxoxo]

My partner and I also do everything we can to not get pregnant but I’m always paranoid anyway I feel you !!

[@derfranz5770]

Hi! Consider sterilisation! 😘

[@juliej6950]

Would Erik ever consider a vasectomy? I only ask about Erik getting sterilized and not you because I know how women have to really fight to have that done in America. When I had my 2nd baby via planned c-section, they flat out asked me if they should sterilize me while they were in there (located in Germany).

[@TissueCat_]

its okay to have periods of time where you arent doing as well. i know for myself when im really exhausted and busy i tend to fall more easily into these semi depressive episodes and have a harder time doing things. sometimes all i can do is just push through, but when i have the time to doing some relaxing things for myself can rlly be refreshing and give me a lil boost of energy. you got this colleen ❤

[@nataliehendrickse5280]

Tortilla talk question: I know you said you're on birth control and maybe this is too personal but if you know you don't want to get pregnant again have you considered getting your tubes tied or are you against that? Or has Eric considered getting a vasectomy?

[@abigails5360]

i was dying at the part of explaining the tiktok trend to Erik. it’s even funnier how they don’t understand why we’re laughing but I couldn’t help but laugh that the way Colleen “peeled” the banana seems like how “all dudes” would do it. hahahahahah love you Colleen

[@kyleebrooke27]

Wes sounded like he said “hi” when he was laughing in your office! But sorry you are feeling down. I have been going through it too. We will get through this!

[@emilyheuer242]

tortilla question: have you guys considered vasectomy or male birth control. birth control and female hormones really mess with your body and can cause lots of anxiety which you’ve talked about your experiences before. I’m just wondering because the possibility of being pregnant is a big fear of yours and you want to take all the precautions you can.

[@nirvanabox7044]

A vasectomy still isn't 100% effective though, this means she could still get pregnant, all forms of birth control aren't 100% effective which is why you need to be extremely careful

[@maddiesnyder7033]

im confused. if she doesnt want to get pregnant ever again and is always worried why doesnt she get her tubes tied? has she ever mentioned anything about it?

[@SoniasWay]

I loved how she made “done-sity done-sity done done no” into a rap song. it’s amazing how Colleen is handing so many things, yet she makes these vids with such positive energy. Love from a fellow creator

[@julianamartinez9737]

it’s actually kory that did that since he edits the videos

[@Ssophiahasgmail]

I love how pressed Erik is, made my day

[@nikkikay1979]

i am sitting here as a mom of 2 feeling touched out, i have a terrible headache, and i’m not doing great mentally. watching your videos gives me peace that i know i’m not alone 😭

[@coco-tf8mi]

tortilla talk question: how is potty training going with flynn? have you started? love you so much!

[@chelseamarie2969]

hes 3! He better be on the way to being trained lol

[@Ariplaygames]

She has said she doesnt wanna share details about it but they did start.

[@ieatorphansfordinner9764]

@@chelseamarie2969 all children are different it's normal if he still isn't potty trained because he might not be ready yet

[@JourneyInTheCity]

@@chelseamarie2969 he better be…? That’s pretty demanding from a stranger.

[@cammjonas]

@@chelseamarie2969 better be?

[@mecimarie8907]

I love how honest you are about motherhood. It is as hard as it is beautiful

[@gaill7908]

Erik needs to get a vasectomy asap…why are you risking it? So you’re NOT doing everything you can actually.

[@ItsMeCaseyWeave]

Tortilla talk question: I know you mentioned adopting in the past… now that you’ve had twins, is that still something you’re considering, or are you DONE done? Love your videos!

[@yungsav0338]

she said her and erik only ever planned on having two kids, so now that they have three, they are done done.

[@anq00]

I think they're donezo like she said

[@elliotwren2248]

@@chloebones ah alright thats makes sense thx

[@jxccflo]

Wes is adorable when you were talking in the beginning!🥲

[@wildflowerone]

I really would be curious to know too. Have you considered a vasectomy as an option? Why or why not? From what I know it's the most safe and effective overall.

[@meganstrickland_]

I just broke up with my boyfriend of 3 years he walked in my house drunk not for the first time giving me and my mom shit I literally had to pull him out the house cause he wouldn’t get out. Now trying to wind down watching Colleen. Thankyou for making me smile even wesleys cute little face made me happy. You’ll get me through this.

[@nicolebryant2419]

You are incredible and beautiful, don’t forget that. I’m a twin mom and completely understand what it feels like when someone else washes the bottles. My twins are almost 18 and I vividly remember that feeling. ❤️❤️

[@bautista1480]

Erik should look into getting a vasectomy maybe so that you both are relaxed about you not getting pregnant

[@jademushroom6405]

who wants to bet 20 bucks that the accidental thing will happen again

[@loserbiotch2]

I’m just putting this out there in case it hasn’t been stated but: if you become pregnant again and you’re unhappy about it or it’s not the right time-you are under zero obligation to keep that pregnancy and I hope you know and feel this. marriage and previous kids does not mean that you have to continue with every pregnancy and you should feel no shame in that

[@carinagoldstein9085]

TTQ: or maybe a "bottle babble" question (lately you have been talking to use while making or washing bottles) if you/your babysitting don't mind sharing what were some specific things you wanted or liked about them? Has it been helpful and relieving? Love you Colleen! You, Flynn, and Erik we're hilarious today And thank you Kory for blessing our ears with Donzies I'm sorry you didn't get to fold the laundry but you are still a super mama we all have hard days and you will get through it 💖

[@rebeccahileman3954]

Tortilla talk question: Do Erik’s parents or family watch the vlogs? Also curious what they think of Miranda.

[@elizabethanne8927]

This is a good question! I'm curious!