I am the horny police

new podcast / bachandarthur
i declare them under arrest
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#italianbach #funny #review #commentary

[@zoegrobbelaar]

“thank you for another upload bach” we all say in unison

[@twdnerd]

thank you for another upload bach

[@meycore]

thank you for another upload bach

[@alexandra-fp9np]

thank you for another upload bach

[@stinkysausage500]

thank you for another upload bach

[@smellybeed]

thank you for another upload bach

[@LJGator808]

Now now Isaac, you're guilty of having a shirtless profile picture up until a few weeks ago if I remember correctly.

[@abbs2368]

pretty sure its still his instagram profile pic too loll

[@madi-wf8us]

bro said it’s crazy to be shirtless in your pfp but also has a picture of him shirtless on his tiktok profile picture

[@OO-pl4wn]

I ♡ ur pfp

[@madi-wf8us]

@@OO-pl4wn THANKSSSS

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

lanaaaaa

[@madi-wf8us]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz love my bb lana

[@perla..t]

ik what i wanna watch today, "I am the horny police" perfect.

[@ItalianBach]

Share it with your family

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@italianbach I tried, they're signing papers for smth...

[@martyd7176]

@@ItalianBach accidentally air played it on the family living room telly

[@eric9061]

@@martyd7176rip to you

[@helenasouthcott]

Sometimes I fill the bath up with marinara sauce and roll around pretending to be a meatball

[@amelia_shroom]

are you ok

[@lofisunny]

me too

[@lemonteeth69]

you're healing

[@taylove1461]

i'm sure you smell great afterward

[@marthamo1629]

i dont believe you buddy

[@LukeHayes1000]

Laughed so hard at the broken phone night club story

[@dorkchops]

7:04 apple is just testing out a rave mode

[@zararose31.]

bach is his own category of comedy 🙏🏼

[@joeryland8968]

i don’t understand how Isaac doesn’t have at least 1mil subs yet definitely my favourite youtuber to watch

[@beligoj0010]

No pls let’s keep him a secret

[@blumendaisy]

Gatekeep this man

[@ItalianBach]

Or at least 1 billion too am I right?

[@no.7021]

No​@@ItalianBach

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@ItalianBach yes 😏

[@AfterDarkDialogues]

So I’ve officially changed my “meet one famous person” wish to Italianbach

[@lottie227]

Shhh he’s not famous don’t boost his ego even more

[@hotmilo]

This helped my crippling depression.

[@xXxalliexXx]

how have i only just realised that Bach absolutely has a lovely voice?!

[@laurafantini1026]

its so relaxing fr😭

[@xXxalliexXx]

@@laurafantini1026 im surprised the booktok girlies aren't after him honestly

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@xXxalliexXx real.

[@laurafantini1026]

@@xXxalliexXx don't give them ideas...

[@owenthfc9055]

1:58 “to be topless in your profile picture is crazy enough anyway” isaac have you seen your ig pfp mate

[@notzayboy]

ah, yes, my favorite colors. poot and crum.

[@weekeemo1940]

Bach is gonna stroke his slommy on the next podcast

[@okaymoonstorm]

Not “slommy” 😂

[@soggybread2415]

Can’t wait

[@Bryanferrywife]

That’s crazy

[@Annie-sb1dp]

Dream come true

[@katiedisney5866]

patreon exclusive of course

[@Casp1an]

this was a really normal notification to get

[@elin_]

I don't understand why people feel the need to squeeze in their bitter opinions about fat people and the lgbt+. Just swipe left and move tf on.

[@reykaye6096]

Bro called his nipples coughdrops 💀

[@Jennifer-cc2fk]

20 seconds after posted is crazy even for me.

[@martyd7176]

I just discovered Isaac and I'm in a black hole of laughter

[@elyssatesta]

Thankyou for uploading Mr Bach , just wanted to mention I too have an Italian Bach, generational family Italian quote tattoo on my Bach aswell as my back being made of fine Italian olive skin. Thanks for listening 😘

[@stxxrri]

"Hey, what do you watch at 2AM when your sleep deprivation kicks in?" "y e s"

[@user-mj9io3qs6b]

The title made me uncomfortable at first but after 3 mins i realised what it means

[@cash_machi0896]

can i be cringe for a sec your vids actually help my anxiety somehow so thanks mate i really appreciate them

[@hayleestottelaar-nw3oz]

i couldn’t even edge to this i bursted out laughing immediately

[@heatheretaithaha]

drake ass double entendre 💀

[@ThatSharkGirl]

He’s Bach with another one!

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

That skinwalker comment took my Native ass out. 💀

[@macy6609]

Wait, what kind of “bar” doesn’t allow photos?? 🤨 😂

[@tessgothan3761]

current hyperfixation youtuber

[@Tiggy_fruity]

i just read a book about a cult like community and there was an antihorny pill and i feel like we need this at this point

[@spectrescopic1298]

What was the book called? I have questions I feel like it could answer lol

[@kleee711]

Don’t ever stretch and curl ur naked toes like that on my screen again

[@Grace-gw2fs]

did no one notice the toes at 6:40?? 😭

[@charlottemikhael8783]

for real because the big toe was moving around like a sandworm

[@mexicanwaffles]

the title gave me a little scare daddy isaac

[@officially.anonymous]

I GOT A ‘GET CLOSER TO GOD’ AD BEFORE THIS VID HELP-

[@bellewhite3764]

The Absinthe one is hilarious! Full props to the profile owner of that one! 👌😂

[@alma_nilsson]

My phones broken like that too, idk what happened to it

[@lofisunny]

i got the notification for this video as i was asleep, i giggled at it and had to stop myself watching this video at school since i didnt want my friends to question what the fuck i was watching turns out watching it at home was the better decision- :D

[@Amieee]

happy vlogmas!

[@Mogijup]

I have epilepsy if that happened to my phone I would literally be so cooked, I had to close my eyes and fast forward through you showing it. Genuinely curious how that happened so I can avoid it lmao

[@clairedrew22]

This video is brilliant 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious lol

[@mckaylcampbell8366]

18:57 bach is now imagining things

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

I chose to take a sip of my drink and then got hit with "Hey what's up milkers!"

[@poppylang638]

bach you make my week ILY ITALIAN STALLION

[@zoearsenault902]

I doubt you'll see this but I was using my electric water flosser when you were attempting to say "redirected" and it made me laugh so hard the thing flew out and sprayed all over the bathroom lmao love the content 😂😅🎉

[@isabellasavu9812]

you can intro talking about whatever you want, i’ll always watch

[@jaketaphouse7266]

Did not realise u did KZbin I feel like my life has now gained meaning

[@gabbriadforf777]

not funny mate my fish is epileptic, well she was epileptic

[@keisha7412]

you make my nightmares a reality ..

[@Holllyrae]

Poot is literally my favourite colour

[@charlotte.maplesong]

if I shared this to my family groupchat, id be removed. from the group chat and my family.

[@S97526]

Me and my boyfriend kept one of my profiles and every now and again we go through the messages because it’s hilarious 😂

[@regmb820]

very interesting you aren't allowed to take photos in bars! thats all uni students post here in canada lol clubs/bars even hire photographers on busy nights and post them to their socials

[@Edb129]

The raisins guy was hilarious

[@chloemorss9902]

“great video bach” we all say in unison

[@love_ontour]

i can't believe you managed to get a one direction reunion 🥳

[@kaylavelkovski7990]

is the bar berghain?? thats the only one i can think of where you cant take photos or use your phone lol

[@KaiEsha7]

“Arrest me, but make it sexy”👮🏻‍♂️

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

6:12 I love that he liked the message insulting him

[@matty.does.things]

yooo italian bach i think you should be the only one allowed to wear white just bc it looks so bad on everyone else now

[@vamosukraine7662]

Woooooo can’t wait to watch AFTER the darts ⏳

[@broskiladoski69]

BROTHA UPLOADED

[@miriamgollnick9028]

the dawgs

[@xfreja]

bro got his feet out fr 😭

[@bwkthedud]

Did you end up signing with green king? (based on that email, they seemed to have a big opportunity for you)

[@gracepuddifoot]

wake up the king has posted

[@felicityxclarke]

okay yoshi 💀

[@jameswells9677]

What’s “where London life happens”?

[@auroraz4740]

I’m not absent, you are.

[@ashtxn.66]

it always throws me off when people say “full stop” instead of just period

[@eden_valentina]

it's full stop in england

[@xfreja]

we don’t say period 💀

[@user-hr1pc5ws3c]

32 seconds ago 🔥🔥 Im such a big fan love the vids 👍

[@raichallenger1961]

Why is no one talking about the dog flea lady 😂

[@ariyalmcpeak3579]

Another day, another slay

[@isabellasavu9812]

What a nice notification

[@monze_2318]

When people say they’re partially owned by the government they’re usually saying they are in the military

[@6enny]

here before title change

[@alisonfitton7326]

☝️☝️☝️👁️👄👁️ one direction...we are one direction 👁️👄👁️ ☝️☝️☝️

[@gooodmorning4526]

11:25 this man just exposed that hes never had sex and has no idea what it is beyond nudity lmao

[@xfreja]

9:35 this part is taking me tf out 😭😭😭

[@lana0505]

absinthe🎉

[@feenieb]

Liked it just for the title

[@elle_blair]

Why are you waking up like you have rigor mortis tho

[@balljointeddolly]

11:11 why tf was she even in the flea bath wierd asf

[@bestbeech52]

Absinthe is definitely a skin walker.

[@libertywilk4233]

there was not bud over his face to click and now i’m scared 😮

[@stillnomaidens]

in the flesh

[@Cinderellamoto]

Bone patrol 😂

[@NYCbabyJes]

Absenthe

[@Scarr.555]

I associate goats cheese with Isaac

[@william_westcar]

6:40 Issac as a fetus waking up at 7:38am to a pp pic

[@bbeccalynne]

Absinthe lowkey a sick name 😮‍💨

[@anviiishetty]

absinthe

[@miasarkisian3090]

I had that happen to my iPhone 8. They said it was a software issue. I sent it in to be fixed and then it happened again months later

[@bell4sushieaterr]

why were your toes hugging each other in the skit?

[@icyhotremy]

3:30 least they get funny people. I get pedos and I don’t want to date people, lmfao.

[@ecrincelebi8808]

we love bak.

[@mrswag7544]

Hey sick vid

[@Eisoj8]

When is the collab with kay🙈

[@eggo_halo]

6:42 What is bro doing with his toes 😱😭😭😭

[@rahnicoulter3816]

dates (with rizz) guy was actually so funny

[@teacupforu]

the title aroused me 😛

[@urmumsballs69]

Go to jail

[@anartistcalledlucy2.0]

6:52 Isaacs dogs are out