alpha relationship guru cringe

[@skrtskrtsara]

calling yourself alpha dom is the most bottom thing

[@annieeames2282]

😂😂

[@rosehoward9988]

Yes

[@anitanaseer1007]

He probably whimpers and everything

[@glub_glub420]

That's the type of thing I'd call myself when I want to be dominated and put in my place

[@WowUrFcknHxC]

Right?!

[@king_tutankhamun]

there’s no goddamn way the woman was real… I literally REFUSE to believe it

[@somethinglad]

He probably hired her

[@Astepole]

Weird that she isn't even breathing in the second video.

[@Ms23222]

It’s a doll right?! That’s what I thought

[@CantonDem13]

@@Ms23222 He could have six of them. They definitely wouldn't care.

[@scarletsjazz6472]

it’s not real lmao

[@Asande]

nah, it has to be a sex doll lol

[@fragglettofrog4883]

oh absolutely

[@kirstygordon951]

I thought this!!!

[@aharrypotterfan5951]

but howd he make her twerk 😭

[@rachaelk7866]

​@@aharrypotterfan5951lol he's prob jiggling it himself remember they are poseable silicon

[@Alphadom1c]

@@aharrypotterfan5951 I didn't thats one of my six. He missed the video I have with her out of the suit.

[@shethingsd]

I love when a man teaches another man to understand the female mind

[@elin_]

It's quite infuriating at the same time though. Because I know that some men will listen and take it seriously.

[@marshalsunrise6582]

I get you, truly I dought even women understand how womens minds work ,so hows a man going to teach other men how womens mind work Behaviour on the other hand would be understandable , because behaviour can be perceived and understood and if not understood at least predictable .

[@_Kuma_]

Jokes on you, I’m a man and female.

[@Alphadom1c]

no one cares about your female mind lets be honest. Like who is settling for you 😏

[@elin_]

@@Alphadom1c what a pathetic comment. But we can't really expect something better from someone who calls himself alpha lmao

[@kelseyroberts1048]

*a person working their ass off for their family in a 9-5* dom: “get a grip mate you boring fucker”

[@MooseMedley]

Me when I’m not alpha nor dom for trying to survive in a capitalist dystopia: 😿😿😿

[@katwest7336]

My cat understands that if he looks at me with a cute expression, i will give him treats. Based on this, i would say that my cat knows more about the female brain than this guy.

[@elin_]

Right? My dog charms me everyday by being kind and affectionate.. Not by acting like some arrogant "alpha". I don't even wanna touch men like that "alpha" dude with a stick.

[@rich1217]

You wouldn’t F your cat though would you

[@shiny_mudkip]

@@elin_ are you sure it is not alphadog

[@TechCraftDaily]

That was definitely NOT a real Woman

[@joudali2665]

It looks like a sex doll …

[@MooseMedley]

Honestly love the capitalization of woman like it’s a word for a god

[@TechCraftDaily]

@@MooseMedley haha, nahh, I just capitalize important words like automatically

[@user-ko3ul3fq6u]

@@MooseMedleyit is

[@baileyanderson6824]

@@TechCraftDailyGerman coded

[@Tcigfy]

I wrote about you in my business exam. My marketing strategy was to have you fight the vegan teacher on a tiktok live.

[@holliecheeseman1023]

THAT IS ICONIC!!

[@kingofravens215]

I would pay good money to see that!

[@efthom4286]

So cool! You’re going to fail 🥰👍

[@Djm8520]

Such is the state of ‘education’ today.

[@yourfavflower]

@@Djm8520You’re one to talk 💀 You barely made any sense.

[@taylove1461]

all these professional dating coaches need to show their qualifications

[@Mrs.Williams2you]

And their working relationship 😂😂😂 I’m getting single AF vibes.

[@blaze5295]

Did you not see the seat belt? What more assurance your in safe hands do you need? 😂

[@gabbriadforf777]

2:46 his face just before he pauses the vid when he thinks of a joke are my fav parts of these videos lol

[@hiii1715]

SAMEEEEE

[@Cautionaree]

That coach reeks of narcissism, lol. The desperation to be different and special, even if by association.

[@ssmith968]

I was thinking the same 😂

[@nogodsnomasters6963]

It reeks right thru the screen ej??? 😅 and it's also the narcissism that makes him blind to how obvious it is uuugh

[@amydrunkonmilk1436]

‘Bach Alpha’ we all say in unison

[@Crunch.z3]

Can't be asked

[@amiemaybee]

"we all" Bach Alpha unison say in

[@Silverwing_99]

He needs to dom me first and then we shall see if he’s a true dom alpha

[@cupidl1la274]

@@amiemaybee”alpha union” in all say we bach

[@tillyfyre1866]

Yeah I think that 'woman' might be a doll.....

[@annabarrett50]

I get the most intense incel vibes, from him.

[@bm5_5_5]

He hates women for sure

[@Ms.forgettable223]

14:58 I’ve been staring at the “girls” head to see if it even slightly moves like a person would but nope 💀

[@mximu6342]

No fr 😭😭

[@taymikael5529]

Then"dominant" position with the hands behind the head is deadass an anime character position lol. Ain't no one keeping that position for long 😂

[@scrappyanimations4096]

For real dude he's never gotten any

[@memezgigi_07]

Fr he trying to look like Naruto or some shit 💀💀

[@hazelmint6671]

Not disagreeing that it's an uncomfortable position, but that 'pose' was there way before anime even existed 😂

[@maliaweeden7406]

Same with the beta hand on the neck pose. Bro learned social cues from anime

[@lazerbean]

Definitely not a self proclaimed dating professional here, but I remember reading results of a questionnaire, that the most important and attractive quality in someone’s personality and body language, was being able to be funny. I remembered this as it’s what attracted me to my husband of 18 years. Arrogance is the least attractive, which this guy is oozing.

[@spektralkitty624]

Being funny is really all u need

[@Isthisjoebiden]

​@@spektralkitty624not according to these perpetual victimhood dudes

[@WtfIsLigma]

Yeah but have you ever seen a dude with a lisp and thinning hair acting arrogant? Maybe those are the missing pieces to this puzzle

[@bear9295]

He thinks of himself very highly and it is %100 repulsive. Like dude can't you just be a decent human?

[@ashbbmusic]

“thank you for gracing our earlobes and eyeballs with this upload sir beta lord bach” we all say in unison

[@i_dont_know_1332]

thank you for gracing our earlobes and eyeballs with this upload sir beta lord bach

[@retro.charry]

i think it’s a sex doll, the “mmm hmm” sound it makes is the same one over and over, there’s almost no breathing movements in the torso 😭😭

[@shethingsd]

I'll only believe it if that neck pillow farts

[@milestherealalpha]

HELPPP

[@bleukettu4521]

These guys have the same vibes as the dog owners that say "oh they don't bite" while their dog is strangling itself to eat someone.

[@annieeames2282]

I love how these alpha guys are about getting or understanding women, when all they talk about is how to intimidate or understand other men.

[@antics_with_s]

“Im a rare man” Uhm that you are ! You defo are… 🤨

[@milestherealalpha]

i guarantee if i tried to have a conversation with him i would be clawing my eyes out in boredom frankly

[@antics_with_s]

@@milestherealalpha omg fr 😭

[@Valentin-oc5nh]

he takes grains of thruth, like being urself, being confident, not running after people - and turns it into a toxic mess ... this is actually dangerous - bach doing gods work again

[@kellys1722]

There is no way she was real, she would've been pissing herself laughing 😂😂😂

[@lilypad2827]

A guy once told me that if I had sex with him, my “mental blocks“ (I simply wasn’t feeling comfortable around him e.g. because he was showing really intrusive behavior) would heal. Also he claimed that he was so empathetic and aware of other people’s nervous systems but obviously wasn’t empathetic enough to get that I wasn’t feeling comfortable around him 🤡 My body language was clearly showing that I don’t want a lot body contact with him as I was rather distancing myself from him. Still he somehow interpreted these signals as attraction or something like that

[@maggiee639]

There are so many men like this. They think they are owed physical intimacy because they are “nice guys.” If you were actually nice you wouldn’t be touching all over me before I’m comfortable!

[@GooglyOogly]

Strangely terrifying thumbnail

[@Squidditch]

Think the fact that there’s no background is what really gets me just Bach

[@chelseaorion]

no literally that was a doll 😭

[@violetbluegreeenred]

fr im dead💀💀

[@Mushess]

The hair didn’t look real either, plus no way a real person would be wearing a purple jumpsuit randomly lmao. And he’d move the body to make it look real he’s so weird

[@MaiMyTie]

Is that woman drugged? I hope she’s safe and alive.

[@clairycontrary1658]

I don't think you can drug women made of pvc

[@lilithesg2270]

id guess thats a sex doll...

[@liaaaaaaur]

"thank you alpha isaac" we all say in unison

[@simpforrin1229]

these unison comments r cringe

[@EdenRiver369]

It’s BATCH?!!? I’ve been saying it like the composer!

[@annieeames2282]

So did ArthurTV, it's ok

[@monkeyfan37]

right like batch doesn’t even sound right to me

[@EdenRiver369]

@@monkeyfan37 no it doesn’t, I’m still gunna refer to him as an Italian composer

[@monkeyfan37]

@@EdenRiver369 that’s what i’m saying i’ve been pronouncing bach like the composers too because it sounds better

[@superhellcitizen]

pretty sure he said somewhere (some podcast i think?) that its an old username from when he was younger and wanted it to be bitch but he wasn't allowed? although i could totally have dreamed that or some shit.

[@ladygracebelvedeire7292]

shes not breathing

[@pauloforever12]

im so glad you're genuinely goofy and not trying hard to be goofy because I can usually tell when people perform for the internet

[@SickStick77]

when he stood up to show a more 'dominant pose' i really thought he was going to do another handstand

[@Terri_MacKay]

I was crying when he was running for his train while maintaining the dominant pose. 🤣🤣🤣

[@LL-pm6wz]

I hope you become KZbin famous , you deserve it you genuinely make my day way to funny 😂

[@yasmin2543]

what the hell is even that

[@sopronunciareglignocchi7255]

Daddy, chill

[@Isthisjoebiden]

​@@sopronunciareglignocchi7255*Zaddy

[@hanamoonpeach]

isaac trying to figure out if the woman was real made me cackle, poor guy was so bamboozled 💀💀

[@justinbailey2347]

Bro got the 'The Buttress Pillow' acting like it's a woman. I wonder if he wrote it off on his taxes lol

[@maggiee639]

Is this a real thing???😂

[@annabell4438]

That guy is giving Kanye West rambling on Ellen and thinking he’s preaching incredible knowledge while everyone else was like 🫤🫤🫤🫤

[@elin_]

Unfortunately some people listen and take in their "information" though.. boys and young men.. even some older.

[@jacquelineess1141]

More like: "😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@stephanielloyd4053]

As a woman, being arogant, braggy and over confident is a complete turn off for me! What attracted me to my husband was 1) He is really funny! 2) He has always worked a really hard labour job, since he was 18, hes now 42 and still outside working 6 days a week! 3) He gave me confidence and safety after I was in an abusive relationship. 4) He has never cheated on me, and never will. Unlike all the other dicks I've been in relationships with. We've been together 17 years, married for 7. ❤

[@elin_]

I'm so sick and tired of those self-proclaimed coaches... Especially those who views themselves and other people as Greek letters (alpha, beta, sigma etc..) All they do is to poison young men's minds.

[@lisamckinley430]

Definitely one of those lifelike dolls they can make noise iv seen videos on here of men marrying them 😂

[@jjpopez]

not convinced that's not a sex doll

[@elin_]

Lmao I had that thought too

[@mmeakasuna]

Bro fr i kept watching for breathing movement, nothing lol

[@rubyannebryan3766]

It def is

[@rach3vz]

I think that “woman” was a sex doll. I do not for one second believe that that was a real woman.

[@kateparton3924]

beta bach funky frog bait fan confirmed

[@undeadOtter]

These dudes watched Hitch a few too many times 🤣😂🤣😂

[@ayshah1987]

i bet he paid the woman to let him lie on her and move for him x

[@19lemonsandoranges]

"Dom" literally translated from Dutch is "Dumb", so every time I see his name I just read "Alpha Dumb" which I find very fitting

[@kinoko6096]

That is absolutely not a Real Woman 😭

[@lailahare1424]

Lmao I am not attracted to this "dating coach" at all! 😭 he makes me feel uncomfortable to the next level.

[@allisonpinkall577]

I swear you are the only person online who actually makes me laugh out loud

[@elsie9059]

love your videos sm im glad your starting to become more popular

[@_Lilly_0]

2:50 I’m imagining someone just standing there and as soon as they start walking towards like a group of rats aka a group of people that just do 9 - 5s flying away 😂🤣

[@zucchinikindaslayed]

He's the male version of just pearly things

[@TrinityKeefauver]

The goblins coming to feast on the shriveled balls had me in TEARSSSSS

[@lelaperkune1613]

His lisp itself tells me he got bullied in HS.

[@trixonic6934]

And now he’s making all his bullies seethe watching him pull all those women

[@powpowandfishbones]

8:50 I thought you were about to recreate the wolf and Madagascar penguins scene

[@JasminMiettunen]

Why would I want a man who “doesn't give a crap”? I specifically want a man that cares about me, my feelings, other people, just generally gives a crap about things. Also I feel like “doesn’t let women push him around” implies he just doesn’t listen to you at all. Of course don’t let anyone “push you around”, but you can compromise about things.

[@clairemalan-p7c]

THE CUTOFF WHEN HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN HOW HE DIDNT WANNA SEE HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF 😭😭

[@khendobieber]

I also thought it said cheeseboard 😂🙈

[@mayaceleste8523]

Damn I broke my finger clicking on this new Bach upload 😂

[@Crunch.z3]

Jokes on u I only use my toes to do stuff

[@mayaceleste8523]

@@Crunch.z3😂😂😂😂😂 teach me your ways 😂😂😂

[@mistersudz102]

I used to work with a few dudes like this that basically have the balls to just lie about shit and hope that “you gotta dress for the job you want”

[@SlimChances17]

This guy looks like Roger the alien playing dress up 😂

[@aliceboarder2390]

omg funky frogbait mention i love them

[@bobbieisnotcool]

bach we need outro music buddy

[@BluReyVideo]

Isaac x FunkyFrogBait crossover goes crazy

[@alexhdx6922]

I LOST IT WHEN HE DID HIS DOMINANT POSITION 😂😂

[@notkiara1728]

Almost at 300k we believe in you🙌

[@miahcait98]

I just realized the "six women" are probably paid adult partner... if you know what I mean lol

[@kallynnivy]

13:26 i realized three seconds before you and i literally said “OH.. MY GOD.” exactly like you did😭

[@Sarah22456]

Thank you so much for this. I hate these strange men exist

[@Tylerdakoh]

How did I just find this guy? Funny as hell. I’m in, “i just fucking hiss at them”😭😭

[@colinparnell3029]

I love he's telling us not to be carbon copies of others, but we should buy his course and be a carbon copy of him...🙄

[@diemhummel9420]

Im almost sure this man learned everything he knows about women from watching Harem anime. I’d bet my left kidney on it.

[@zaneedmondson1814]

I like how you don’t explain the weird comments you make on tiktok but you do on your KZbin😂 didn’t know you had a channel til now….instant subscribe

[@JRSJ2077]

It's a sex doll. They're not breathing, his head isn't rising and falling while resting on her back lol

[@Dominiquemay13]

The transatlantic accent you did here 19:16 absolutely killed me haha bozzo

[@BloxburgByDesign]

There is no way that is a real living human. I call cap

[@caitlyn7690]

8:25 not him forcing that curse word out😭😭 embarrassing

[@eli7980]

There's a guy at my job who talks like this and everyone makes fun of him. He keeps trying to convince new hires to take steroids and mew. His dating plan is either going to an "insta" gym or antique stores cause that's where all the "baddies" are. He's a walking red flag

[@alaina5365]

“Yes Alpha Bach.”

[@FaithPaul-0822]

i actually love your videos they make me laugh so much

[@daybreak_ofc]

4:19 People with BPD that mirror others: Oh thank you! I feel so much better and will never copy someone else's traits in fear of rejection ever again!

[@Crunch.z3]

Sorry but im not gonna take advice from someone else with a lithp

[@spisis4590]

😂😂😂😂

[@mellamotina5100]

Still no love island

[@Kimmycrossen]

Not the wig on the grape 😭😭💀💀

[@Life.onMvrz]

“Thank you for yet another video to bless our eyes betabach” we all say in unison

[@mhlongondalo]

The outro at the end of your video 😭mmmm mmm mmm

[@BB-zw7yi]

he is the rare thing i dont think a younger version of herbert in family guy with a wisp shit hair line and 0 muscles is rare indeed

[@thisusernameiscurrentlytak7877]

4:41 me trying to communicate with the aliens in my dream

[@joepickford6219]

Although I agree with the statement about being confident, it also shows that this content is aimed at boys who lack confidence. And filling these kids with “tricks” to be more desirable isn’t good advice. If I was to give any advice, it would be to love yourself and put yourself out there. Loving yourself is a hard thing to do, especially if you’re insecure and you’re looking outwards to validate yourself. Come to the acceptance that you are what you are and that’s great, but also always strive to work on yourself because we’re all growing. Next thing is to put yourself out there, you can try a couple of flirty remarks when you meet a girl to show you’re interested and see if she is. It stops you getting in the friend-zone and you’ll get a feel if they like you back. If they don’t respond in the way you want, that’s fine. Everyone has their preference and there’s 8 billion people in this world - you’ll find the one you want, and finding that girl is party of the fun. Rejection is a hard part of life, but it’s also a chance to grow and not something to be afraid of. Finally, this should go without saying, but these dating gurus objectify women. Women are people and they have feelings. Go for quality, not quantity. Dating “six women” like this guy talks about isn’t cool, it’s lame. Find yourself a great girl who loves you for you and who you can share your experiences with. I guarantee you’ll feel better about yourself.

[@emmaalexander4707]

what led these people to be this way and i how do we stop it

[@elin_]

I'm asking myself that question very often. I don't like where the "dating" climate is going. Men are taught to use incel language like "high value" .. just ew

[@bear9295]

We can teach our children to be nice to each other and see dating as being with a person you love. But I mean it's really a utopic thought at this point.

[@Thekoolaidmanlovesme]

no way bro called his pillow "girlfriend" a thing then expects us to believe there is no reaction 💀

[@A2BCoaching]

“Good boy” at 17:00 made spit out my drink

[@charlottedelamo5928]

watching this instead of revising for my english literature gcse that is literally tomorrow🥰🥰

[@keira.randall]

NOT THE OUTRO MUSIC 😭

[@mortycorn_2556]

I've started my day in not the best mood but you had me cackling there thank you

[@elle_blair]

Not Bach being a zillion times more attractive pretending to be a bear scratching his back than *anything* that ‘guru’ is doing 😭

[@alexhdx6922]

where’s love island episode 4 ???

[@exosuit3950]

I think the woman is either an escort, or is a doll… I find it really hard to believe that it’s a person.