creepy dating app voice notes

[@ItalianBach]

Hi guys, just Cal mind controlling Bach here x Direct any especially funny/cringe dating app voice notes or profiles to [e-mail] x Include your instagram handle in the subject line for easy organising and any context if needed, as well as of course attaching screenshots/screen recordings Bach won’t be subject to the horrors of this emails inbox so please go easy on little old me 🧍‍♂️ Love, Cal 🫶

[@Kiaya-hi5fm]

Cal ur an icon

[@ritac9332]

love u cal

[@keisha7412]

You’re the best Cal

[@conehead.skz.]

Thanks Cal 😼

[@jessicacurry935]

GOAT intro Cal!!

[@mccoubster]

jail for kyle.

[@chao5702]

Life without parole

[@MooseMedley]

Execution by brazen bull

[@Rolandthefarter-99]

Banished from the mortal plane for eternity

[@sophiewellman920]

Throw Kyle away

[@tedi8352]

jail for OHMYGOOOODDDDD

[@whoisjascha]

1:22 “DAaHAdYY, pAAhPYy” PLS MAKE IT STOPP

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

😭😭😭

[@tay2922]

IM PHYSICALLY RECOILING

[@Anthology_of_Holly]

The best thing about the hinge voice notes is that they are 100% optional. All of these men CHOSE to put these to their profile because they thought it really added something

[@NathanChiochios]

ok man some of them were funny and did add something

[@sinmoraa]

@@NathanChiochiosNo

[@king_tutankhamun]

that kronk impression was spot on though, we gotta give him that

[@error_phobianotfound]

Yeah it was really weird to hear how good it was

[@confusedcrying986]

Seriously impressed, he’s gotten me fallen over my heels.

[@maiziel1779]

It was so spot on, it kinda pulled me!

[@elenitelevision]

“happy birthday Nono” we all say in unison

[@neussd8752]

happy birthday Nono!

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

Happy birthday nono

[@OllieMawLe]

Happy birthday Nono

[@maiaflowers09]

happy birthday nono

[@scarheadslover]

ive spotted a johnnie in the wild

[@kristym7149]

I love how Bach seems to think Hinge gives you prompts that YOU HAVE to fulfill. Like everyone who has a voice prompt was forced to do it when in reality you can choose whatever prompt you want.

[@ItalianBach]

that’s so much worse 😔

[@ItalianBach]

that’s so much worse 😔

[@Jakethedawgfinnthehuman]

@@ItalianBachdouble trouble 😈

[@madinicole0]

“hey my little queefling” We all say in unison

[@zoearsenault902]

The Nintendo dogs intro isn't what I thought I needed today Also shout out to the editor for calling out Bach for not realizing how spot on that emperor's new grooves impression was 😂

[@Eisoj8]

“Thank you for this wonderful upload bach” we all say in unison ❤

[@harryhawkins0]

Yes thank you mr Bach

[@lil_anxiety1082]

Thank you sir bach

[@t4t3rt0t6]

Thank you mr Bach

[@olivia.67928]

Thank you master Bach

[@nici322]

thank you sir daddy bach

[@jannikorth5750]

First guy's prompt was shower thoughts, he wasnt peeing, he was simulating a shower

[@cameroncouldntthink]

Simulating a shower with his pee

[@yeahoksure1406]

Oh my god I’ve never actually felt cringe at all until that first guy popped up with his nicknames. There is NO WAY. He recorded that unironically and thought “hm yeah, this will be a hit!”

[@LunaLewandowski-s4j]

Max frankly slayed with the little mermaid song

[@myLizardisgreat]

Well it’s no wonder Gabriel is scared to make a doctors appointment. Whenever you call, the receptionist immediately tells you to fck off

[@croweatswormsss]

"We missed you Mr. Bach" we say in unison singsong like‼️

[@bleukettu4521]

I once jokingly had a conversation with a guy I was dating about how we didn't have any "pet" names for each other and he said, unironically, that I could call him Daddy and I never spoke to him again.

[@elenitelevision]

bach your intros never seize to amaze me

[@Greatm8]

Cease

[@robloxperson8579]

@@Greatm8reminds me of the “seize and deceased” letter by the owner of that one company to a normal tiktoker

[@mmsspagetti6935]

But why does Bach actually do really good impressions? 😭

[@chayafranklin481]

6:33 - r we not gonna talk abt how good that was?

[@emstink]

He's been practicing in front of the mirror when everyone else goes out 😭

[@sofiatayaacharouh3058]

"oLiViEr" LMAOOOOO he looks sooo French

[@ForeheadBurn]

There was a tiktok where a girl looked at all of these hinge voice notes, and my married uncle was one of the profiles she posted because his voice note was so fucking awkward.

[@cld9ina]

HELP OMFG

[@kaipoo-nu5bh]

ive spent the past 80 hours of my life studying your facial structure, brother

[@kaipoo-nu5bh]

You Surpass Expectation

[@ItalianBach]

Doctors hate me

[@harrietbrxwn]

bach is so conscious baby core

[@evilazirawaffle]

Thank you for the meal today Bach, my tummy is pleased.

[@ItalianBach]

Vomit it up

[@char3480]

he’s moved on and got to famous to reply to comments anymore, i respect it.

[@ItalianBach]

Im struggling to keep up out here

[@natasharees8719]

the french one got me lmao

[@zararose31.]

bach making a camp rock reference is actually pretty iconic

[@feyia]

the intro brought back so much nostalgia, so creative

[@elanmayes]

cal’s intro for this video gave me HUGE zade vibes (iykyk) masterpiece

[@stephanielloyd4053]

Choo, Choo!

[@magzm8542]

11:25 pretty sure he said he owns two swords, not went to Madame Tussaud’s lmao

[@ItalianBach]

I don’t know what’s worse

[@nilomason9817]

Please date me Bach we all chant in unison

[@Strawberry_Kisses00]

Everyone who owns Nintendogs remembering to feed their puppies after 10 years

[@izzwizzers]

every time i open a video and see whatever nightmarish intro has been conjured this time i sigh in the same sadness as seeing poo on the floor

[@arcticwerewolf2]

Honestly, I loved the Kronk impression lmfao

[@imogen5141]

These intros are wonderful, amazing, award winning quality

[@taren1d]

that Kyle audio message made my skin crawl

[@Jaime-leighAllen-iu7pd]

The worst part is they have to choose there own prompts

[@uncledagos]

5:52 “Burger King Foot Lettuce” ahh voice

[@saviexzz]

bro barked

[@notalonelykid2201]

Maxs ariel auditon kinda ate..

[@Sugarddicted]

12:11 bach laughing as if that's not something he'd say

[@maiaflowers09]

bach looks in pain when he laughs

[@Plvsh_fox]

Props to your editor making that complicated asf into just to stick it to you ✋💀

[@idontknowufool]

Did anyone else notice how good that joker impression was ?

[@JasminMiettunen]

I don't care how good or bad your joker impression is, if you have a joker impression, I'm convinced you’re a serial killer

[@fijifortune8315]

"we LOVE YOU BACH" we all say in unision

[@isabellawoods4127]

Some of these would def had me responding. I love it

[@alexislienne7347]

I need to watch bach while stoned more often I was giggling bro

[@Laurens.pixels]

Imagine what a dating profile full of voice notes would be like for the old man character 💀

[@x0katiexo00]

just dropped all of my revision motivation to watch this xxxx

[@Ironvaliant_]

The intro had me liking me this video already

[@aimsxoxo]

Bach is literally looking at us and being like if I have to sit here listening to this so do you 😂

[@hiaota]

Cal’s editing in the first minute had me ROLLING 😂😂😂

[@MichealHugh]

Happy birthday Nonno

[@korin9673]

cal ate the intro up

[@fairygrace5583]

Might have to root out the 10yr old nintendo DS after that throwback in the intro oml thanks Cal! 😭😭😭

[@amymorgan9434]

bach we heard you hit the notes in that song, don’t be shy, show us your talent! ❤

[@jodieb8923]

My stomach growl harmonised with nick

[@Jamisoj96]

don't worry I actually wear size 14 shoes

[@ew_68]

Learning that foley artists use the sound of shit cooking in oil for water effects fucked me up I was so sure the first guy was deep frying some chicken

[@rebekah9857]

Okay but how’d u do such a good joker impression 😂😂😂😂❤

[@drilonkennedy-gorne2049]

YO Max's vibrato is genuinely amazing

[@Ttbjadez]

1:59 got me💀😭

[@antichrist1975]

Olivier 👨‍🎨

[@cloveybabovey]

Olivier 🥐

[@D3ad_ghoul]

Bach’s intros are so creative 😂❤

[@megand12345]

Alex got me, come on home baby

[@livmae6779]

bruh @5:55 never could’ve imagined bach could speak like that

[@pacrat190]

Why is the Ariel guy so good 😭

[@BeanColored]

It was so nice dude

[@Mytoehurt7966]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NANO!

[@amethystspeaker6919]

Bro that intro was the best thing I’ve seen in a whileeee

[@leilabarrett6843]

happy birthday nono. we love you

[@there_she_is-s6i]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NONOOOOOO

[@WillowWyld]

I'm sorry but if someone whipped out a kuzco impression I'd marry them instantly

[@owlfeather7520]

IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THE INTRO good shit

[@anastasiarivera3063]

The Kronk impersonation would work SO well on a dating website?!?!?! How couldn't it!

[@thelegendarylog3729]

I love that guy who played smoke on the water because he almost definitely played the 0-3-5 version

[@ashtxn.66]

your editor is so good wowza

[@MrBakersPops]

Not the Chills impression lol

[@xg2513]

My hinge has me doing an impression of the self check out machines , my impression is uncanny and it always makes people laugh

[@kittycatcrunchie]

Hinge recordings? More like unhinged recordings

[@A_cat_named_Chrissie]

BADUM TSSSS

[@majamas]

good vid! happy bday nonno

[@linhrts]

"happy birthday nonno" we all say in unison

[@macie3830]

the best intro yet! amazing fucking job cal 🎉👏🏼

[@ECH0VID30]

“Happy birthday Nonno 🎉” we all say in unison

[@Dr4culaura226]

im a proud member of the issac cult

[@itisdom3481]

cant trust a guy who wont admit that more often than not they sit peeing

[@HarrietD-gf4wp]

not james marriott doing this video like less than a week ago 😭😭😭

[@CantDedcide]

0:01 nostalgia right there

[@emcc111]

happy birthday Nono u a real one fr

[@alltheguilttrippingintheworld]

00:09 he's been taking amma's advice fr (iykyk)

[@christineleplastrier5458]

bark too realistic, he got that dawg in him

[@michellehornig3299]

"I am fucking existing" sooo relatable

[@phoenixcoolguy7]

“you could've just queefed didn't have to do all that”

[@blondantagonist]

a power move would be just ripping a huge fart for a question

[@Kay-iq6mr]

i might download hinge for the voice notes

[@KellieMeuret]

Kyle made me audibly gasp and say “that’s not legal”

[@love4yuuu]

2:50 “ you could have just queefed” 💀💀💀

[@nainak3032]

Cal did excellently with the intro 😭😭😂😂

[@demon_lady122]

The Kronk impression was PERFECT 🤩 honestly best impression I’ve heard

[@korin9673]

happy birthday nono!!!

[@nouremaa]

intro was litty

[@baileygiles9388]

Me and Dylan are the same person, I'm glad I'm not the only one rocking a silencer