I AM THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE

[@decoy533]

gaming with jesse, poke, gigi is the best content.

[@nickstortion4758]

Game never fails to make me laugh my ass off

[@Ownxer]

same

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

mordhau is better, but this is still fun to watch /╲/\╭༼ ººل͟ºº ༽╮/\╱\

[@mauler7303]

@@Roberto-fg9oj least obsessed baj

[@Easterndude_]

@@Snack-Sized-Femboy ok

[@itzshiori7403]

@@Roberto-fg9oj baj's WutFace

[@Hyper_437]

He really is the ultimate killing machine

[@theendoftheworld9921]

Xqc fans are such npcs dawg I swear

[@goosygrower419]

@@theendoftheworld9921 gotta ratio you for that NAILS

[@Fried.-]

​@@theendoftheworld9921 I agree with your hilarious comment!

[@Teet444]

Ratio lil bro

[@devilvocano420]

​@@goosygrower419 failed ratio nails

[@tankpiggy]

5:59 6:55 Classique 10:14 11:16 12:21 14:56 💀 “Implore you” 24:20

[@ace-qu4vv]

Such a fun sandbox game. and the juicer plays it once again...

[@extrage3061]

It's not sandbox..

[@Gilgameshh]

not sandbox

[@ace-qu4vv]

@@Gilgameshh its literally an expanded sandbox

[@ace-qu4vv]

@@extrage3061 its an expanded sandbox

[@guided__galaxy4258]

I cannot Believe that This guy is the ultimate killing machine!

[@Jacob-ldk]

Hes so good at Team Damage and killing his own Teammates.

[@Headlikeanorange84]

The rage is hilarious! He repeatedly runs into groups of enemies and blames his team when he gets killed. LMAO

[@cearun957]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@DasNarri]

i am npc. i will now do npc things. Like saying “wow, this guy really is the ultimate killing machine” wowzers 🤖

[@Unsavoryy]

PepeNPC

[@frkgast0]

​@@Roberto-fg9oj mald hasan viewer

[@99jfjf]

X ability on any game is so well balanced. He plays any game and becomes really somewhat decent at it. Not good like a god gamer but really decent.

[@Hydra-cy3yg]

The game just came out big bubba

[@trustcuz]

@@Hydra-cy3yggame has been out for like 2 years??? They just added dlc that’s all

[@99jfjf]

@@trustcuz 2 years ago? Aware

[@robertmatzenauer1456]

@@Hydra-cy3yg 💀no bruh

[@shaks_certi]

Bro played the whole time in first person LULW

[@roguebogey]

"muh immersion"

[@pandabeatbox3552]

It's happening, Yellowstone do not forget 💀🫡

[@VTpier]

We forgot AH WARE

[@Goblinglazerr]

o7

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

I hate living so close to Yellowstone. Every time I see something like this "it's happening" and "we forgot", I have to go check and make sure I'm not about to be vaporized from the ground beneath me lol

[@pandabeatbox3552]

@@Snack-Sized-Femboy Woah cage AH WHERE

[@dome4516]

​@Fun-Sized Femboy you wouldn't have to be anywhere close to die from Yellowstone erupting. Hell the winter that the ash would cause would be the main cause of death

[@Coin1360]

18 minutes of swinging axe. My head is cooked. Enough

[@xpectos]

bro in chat said "streets of quebec" 💀

[@-felix3161]

There’s one thing I learned about Chivalry 2. Every man for himself!

[@chasecharland1160]

Unless you have the brains and balls to be a team player, sacrifice your own glory so others can achieve theirs. In this way we can all claim victory. But yes, most gamers are greedy angry honorless thugs. See dude here freaking out over friendly fire and lack of skill from teammates, instead he should remember we are all gamers who share the same interests and would be the best of friends and work in harmony if only humility was exercised. Alas, young men gamers only wish to fuel their pride and fantasize cruelty, like the thug who curb stomps a smaller man laying on the ground.

[@buckbuckleyson2259]

​@@chasecharland1160 aint nobody reading allat

[@kakaogaming5503]

Seing X play chivalry 2 made me happy fr😄

[@wublebuble8554]

does he not realise he's the one dealing team damage? lol

[@deadliestcholo]

it's funny cause X isn't even getting team killed, but when he's hit by a teamate he thinks its a sniper when it's really just a noob mistaking his bloody body for the red team. Game just came out for free on PSPlus, so lots of noobs

[@Ormonard]

Bro is an actual attack spammer. I thought they were bots and turned out to be streamers all this time.

[@danb4900]

ADHD not letting him wait to block

[@miked1237]

Gambles all day

[@eramehs4440]

Hahahah that dude at the beginning, spinning with a shield taking every single hit

[@sethphillips7953]

Back in the medieval times most soldiers would use more bludgeon like (mace, hammer, club etc.) weapons because their enemies would be heavily armored and a sword would only dent their armor.

[@Saldrul]

True!!! but ☝🤓

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

This is just false a very small percentage of people on the battlefield would be fully armoured.

[@Saldrul]

​@@Emperorhirohito19272 leather and chainmail its not enough to make a sword less efective?

[@Emperorhirohito19272]

@@Saldrul pretty shit against spears, which is one of the reasons spears were so popular.

[@ryanm8764]

@@Saldrul 🤡

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

i like the quarterstaff. its pretty good. it sounds funny when you bonk someone with it

[@LegashDFlash]

2:16 xqc was the one that went to words him and complains that he dies

[@GucciFella]

Bro. More Chiv gameplay!

[@the_hce]

please more of this game, this game is so damn funny.

[@Stallzyx]

Reminds me of when he was basically doing this in VR but that's funnier probably

[@90bubbel60]

so for anyone who knows, how is chivalry 2 compared to mordhau? played a ton of for honor and decent amount of mordhau, how does it play compared?

[@terranaes1270]

Chivalry 2 is far more casual which i find makes for a far more fun experience than my time in Mordhau past the first 3 months of its release. Overall I wouldnt say theyre as comparable as people think, just comes down to personal preference in the presentation and playstyle of the game.

[@Animeke-san]

The Warlord has graced us with his presence once more!

[@jaemes1728]

finally variety not tik tok in every video

[@roguebogey]

My streamer is a tik tok reactor Ah Wear

[@XxsailexX]

XQCL!

[@rayverdait8150]

14:57 JOHN MARSTON REFERENCE

[@bossgamer6544]

i get pissed every other match i love it it’s currently deleted

[@nimics]

General Cow shows his bravery and loyalty to the Wuttoman Empire in the Battle of the Pepejas

[@shadyobv1594]

I’ve been waiting for him to play this game for months

[@zeromeaning]

Be sportsmanshiplike, be nice

[@ykiikii]

Variety Gaming FeelsStrongMan

[@Born1e]

Playing with x seems like a nightmare 💀

[@jeremyroberts8822]

Yea it really does. He’s that guy that takes any multiplayer game way too seriously. He’s even like that when playing stuff like among us which is why a lot of the people he played with stopped playing with him cus he would always get super toxic. If something is remotely competitive in any way he just can’t have fun unless he’s winning. There’s no relaxing and just having fun with him

[@Born1e]

@@jeremyroberts8822 exactly , like loosen up and have some fun with it! Godayum

[@tankpiggy]

I was just thinking about watching old videos of him playing Chivalry 2 and hoping he would play it again Pagman

[@Zetraxes]

3 stoners and a gfuel fiend in a siege what an experiance

[@nito05]

This guys really knows how to (insert video title) 🔁♻️

[@craigcraig6248]

Chiv 2 is a good game! Nice to see x play it.

[@MrTuneslol]

X, famously known for his knowledge on what its _actually_ like to be on fire irl

[@nightjokerrz]

Now I lay down to sleep (Now I lay down to sleep) I pray the Lord, my soul to keep (yeah) Like a locksmith, I got the keys (yeah) Pull up make opp niggas bleed (aye) I got water like overseas, yeah (aye) Bitch, I ball like NBA, yeah (aye) Bitch, I ball like MVP, yeah (aye) I got money, they envy me I'm with the gang I'm with the mob, what was you thinking Remember them days And that shit was hard, a nigga been thinking I put a four in a 20 ounce, a nigga been drinking If you with the squad I give you my heart, lil nigga, I mean it I was fighting some demons In the field, bitch, I'm deep in I was raised in the deep end I know niggas be sinking Take your bitch and go deep in But I gave her back, why you tweaking Come around with that rah-rah We leave you dead on the cement With the gang, we ain't playing fair Matter fact, we don't play at all OG woods in the air But we bought the Runtz so we smoke it all Putting on a front, boy, you better fall We gone kill em, yeah, we gone kill em all Might spend a ten when I'm in the mall I was on the bend with it in my draws Hit that smoke and I'm blacking Hit that smoke and I black out If he run, blow his back down I was gone but I'm back now These niggas gone fold But I never back down In the school, I was trapping In the school, you was class clown Now I lay down to sleep I pray the Lord, my soul to keep (yeah) Like a locksmith, I got the keys (yeah) Pull up make opp niggas bleed (aye) I got water like overseas, yeah (aye) Bitch, I ball like NBA, yeah (aye) Bitch, I ball like MVP, yeah (aye) I got money, they envy me

[@elliott8338]

really hard to watch with how zoomed in his FOV is

[@crome2021]

THIS GUY REALLY KNOWS HOW TO BE THE ULTIMATE KILLING MACHINE

[@rileycoldiron685]

Ahhh chivalry, always fun!

[@Deimos620]

Jesus he is painfully terrible. 10 year old mentality of getting mad at the team lmao. He got a few kills with those wild reinhardt swings tho

[@goosygrower419]

this guy knows how to be the ultimate killing machine

[@goosygrower419]

OH MY GOD SHUT THE HELL UP LITTLE BRO

[@mauler7303]

PepeNPC

[@miked1237]

About the only thing good about this was his positioning. Doesnt know how to feint, jab, stab, use special or counter/riposte properly. He just kicks and gambles, while spamming horizontal swings with the occasional overhead, which only really works against newer players. He also be hitting his team a lot lol

[@Mavi222]

I cannot Believe that This guy is the ultimate team killing machine!

[@roguebogey]

Mordhau gang

[@Pepitossj4]

This game is so good

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

mordhau is better, but this is still fun to watch

[@user-pd8uz2oc8b]

Fortnite >

[@dembi2770]

@@user-pd8uz2oc8b Roblox >

[@Snack-Sized-Femboy]

@@user-pd8uz2oc8b /╲/\╭༼ ººل͟ºº ༽╮/\╱\

[@rkit6707]

@@Snack-Sized-Femboy Not really intended for the same audience imo. Chiv 2 is much more casual

[@canineh2o227]

Try Mordhau ranked 1v1 again, shit was hilarious.

[@bswisle]

Imagine playing Chiv and not Mordhau bruh....

[@elijahxdlol738]

man said he got teamkilled by one enemy 💀

[@JHolland]

He needs to play for honor

[@VTpier]

The gaming warlord himself

[@belminzuljko1043]

He’s him!

[@reversedAaron]

Finally good content last week was trash

[@Unambro]

finally finds a good game to play

[@Gangalanche1987]

Xqc Xqc Xqc xqc

[@MNLiGHT-gz8sz]

so hard to watch him polay this lmao

[@selectstreetwear7605]

please play this more

[@Ghost-kn9bd]

Plays even the most casual games so competitively lol

[@Kingdom_2810]

Xqc I the only person who can’t have fun playin this game

[@user-tq7bf1zr7k]

And they say chivalry is dead.

[@Luukebaas]

Thumbnail is of chivalry 1 xdxdxd chiv 2 is awesome

[@Spazzmaz]

x thinks his whole team should just be standing next to him in case he dies. there in their own fights bruh

[@aidasv.3840]

this guy is a killing machine

[@ayden3341]

dude this is crazy because i literally just bought the game too lmak

[@seekguyplayer]

21:12 wait what is this in my cometn

[@zami3934]

you'll love for honor...

[@QUIIZK]

4:51 poor Jesse didn't do shit lmao

[@tsu2128]

Are we getting VARIETY???

[@weenisbandit]

Chills

[@liamwilson7549]

Play mordhau instead :)

[@lablae8700]

XQCL

[@trikz5221]

Juicer time

[@axeoid6112]

xqc I know you don't read youtube comments so this is for the void, but, please play For Honor it is so sick

[@Skippyexe]

Ide like to see him play mordhau

[@fileextension]

No you are not mr. Cow

[@TheSilentpigs100]

he should play by himself next time

[@officialdrowsy]

Team Damage Terry

[@itsafish4600]

i love this game

[@JHolland]

It’s such a bad game lol , played it free ps plus and it’s whoever basically spams attack first and then just spamming attack ,there’s no reward of changing attacks or tryna dodge or anything especially if it’s like 1v3 , for honor is clear from this and it’s possible to actually 1v3

[@isdully]

For honour and mordhau better fr

[@terranaes1270]

1v3 is ezpz if you just keep countering or whatever the term is, you can block multiple attacks at the start of a counter and you can even feint counters

[@theluchakabuto5206]

[@kozukitonio740]

games on ps plus so imma play now

[@noxheadshots7918]

How I’m here so early I’m not even a twitch nerd….. ohh… waiittt. I’m turrninnggg👾

[@tryjng]

hi

[@TheMockingjay74]

Jedi Survivor when?

[@lalosalamanca2404]

Never

[@roguebogey]

When it works hopefully

[@theaveragegatsby4125]

Bro needs to play in 3rd person

[@vqualified5686]

I’m starting to think people just click fresh videos just to say “first”💀

[@TKeeperr]

The game is fun and all until you go play it on ps4, game is crashing a lot and you can’t invite your friends properly and other stupid bugs.

[@roguebogey]

It has those issues on PC too

[@fipi1496]

wow i love u xqcL

[@zondor8123]

this is why i hate first person lol its all spinning

[@Sebastianwiberg]

Death = streamsniper or teamkill COPIUM

[@SpoderFromSaturn]

Forsen please just never beat the record

[@11d3adly11]

Oh God yes I hope it ends ..I can't believe how much minecraft this dude plays and on top all these tiktok react crap ....I feel like X has missed out on great games this yr

[@tristenwilliams558]

Finally hes not reaching to videos

[@eyeollie]

"I cannot Believe that This guy is the ultimate killing machine!' - kzbin.info/www/bejne/e4DFfYadocSjfJY

[@TacocaT87]

🗡🎃 PUMPERS?