I Became a Billionaire (in Balatro)

[@parallelogrum7967]

Bro became Jeff Balatro

[@quickflow3799]

💀

[@Franklin_Johanessan]

How about Jimbo Balatro?

[@ShayyTV]

"420 is the sex number" almost made me choke on my lunch, great video

[@yourlocalcommenter9948]

Wait you're HERE???

[@natgkl.]

I thought he seriously didnt know.

[@ihan54gd]

whaaaaaaaaaaaat shayyyyy

[@Shy_002]

@@ihan54gd He was talking a some about balatro in the genocide but everyone is sans stream

[@jackyeager3663]

Apparently it's not enough to be addicted to the game, I also have to be addicted to watching it on youtube

[@DTyoungster]

This

[@RealityMasterRogue]

sorry roffle, unforgivable

[@NitroMelon]

Capitalism winning again

[@kamilczyzkowski1213]

6:15 Square Joker finally Square and beautiful ♥︎

[@Macs010]

OMG THEY HAVE IT *SQUARE*

[@TrueSaintly]

4:30 Eternal rental egg might just be the most useless Joker ever, has synergy with Swashbuckler but even then, very limited.

[@wschess]

Pretty sure eternal rental +4 mult joker would be worse. Temperance still exists

[@keithmcdonald3359]

But compared to gift card that adds value to everything instead of itself lol

[@monoden7911]

I raise you eternal rental soda jonkler

[@BiggieBows1752]

@@monoden7911 I raise you eternal rental invisible joker (same effect but it hurts your soul)

[@sigilyph_with_a_gun1184]

Won a run on yellow deck red chip today with swashbuckler + red card today

[@gengarpuss1810]

the eternal to the moon is actually a metaphor for capitalism

[@darkdjinniumbrage7798]

Which is funny since he could not finish endless mode lmao

[@usernametaken017]

​@@darkdjinniumbrage7798again, methaphor to captalism

[@ChaoticMeatballTV]

Ahh yes Roffle, the noted sex number, 420. Thank you for the belly laugh lmao

[@rico5853]

I have to vent about it somewhere. I just choked a run very badly. I was playing with DNA and i didn't pay attention to the boss. It was the mouth. When you have to repeat only one type of hand. So of course I played my first hand for DNA and couldn't make enough points with my real hand...

[@RoffleLite]

We've all been there and it stings every time. Had a fun run die to the same thing last week because I zoned out during The Mouth.

[@zekrua4006]

Glad there was clarification in the title! Was about to do some things I would learn to regret.

[@oniontaster6449]

8:17 what i hope i hear when I enter the gym locker room

[@Notmyreelname]

8:20 "Dealer, are you absolutely positive that you shuffled this deck? Didn't have too much to drink?"

[@tycoinreno]

Idea for one of the challenge modes: All jokers are negative eternal rental. Optionally, -5 regular jokers (not that it would really be relevant).

[@fosterdawson7339]

8:17 me in the mirror

[@SpikeFoxyYoshi]

too bad you didn't found the bull, that would've been crazy.

[@atruepanda1782]

29:34 It can be mathematical. Just round up to the nearest 29,000,000. Why anyone would ever do that in a mathematical context I don’t know, but it is a thing, established by ideas like rounding to the nearest 5 or 10.

[@alewis7041]

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[@drbob212]

22:02 " Also, 420 is the sex number, nice!" Never change Roffle lololololool🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Eepaust]

The whole time I was crossing my fingers for a drivers license

[@frederf3227]

This reminds me of that TV show Who Wants to Be a Several Hundredaire?

[@VerbDoesStuff]

And just like being a billionaire in real life, once you get there, the benefits quickly wear off and you’re just a baby in the grand scale of the universe, your pitiful money not able to save you now

[@photosynthesaurus9480]

8:16 Roffle knows my dad???

[@TheLukeskywalker2]

Now actually become a billionare in balatro

[@atruepanda1782]

Did he really become a billionaire? I don’t think so. I doubt he exceeded the 1,000s. 10,000s at best. Edit: Oh my god didn’t even reach the 1000s that’s it I’m suing you

[@electricVGC]

can't believe we're pashing AND passing on the blueprint

[@omegahaxors9-11]

Hmm wonder which one is the square joker hmm

[@MuteSpectre]

Eternal banana

[@richard.degenne]

"I became a Billionaire" Oh? Look inside... $ 721 Oh.

[@bolthusbear]

Finally simulating the cashflow of all those sweet sweet free superchats

[@lodestar536]

Thats a tough nanner

[@DoomGamer3000]

Balatro be ballin, and so do you

[@PorkKnightProduction]

And we just sharpened the guillotine (in Balatro)

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Balatro's gonna be a nice game to swap to for if I want something more relaxed but still wanna play a roguelike. Enjoying Hades II, but Balatro will be nice to keep me from burning out.

[@Castoma]

In my experience if eternal stake is active, Egg is always eternal never see it NOT eternal

[@rlfstr]

You are left-handed and you drink black coffee? You're like my long-lost brother!

[@TrevorPoor]

Love the vid. New to the game though, would be very helpful if you hovered over the cards your buying to give us a chance to read them.

[@LifeIsTooShort]

I think you should show what deck you’re using at the beginning for those who are kinda new and don’t fully know all the decks

[@RoffleLite]

I already go out of the way to do that with the zoom and freeze frame at the start of the video to highlight the deck/stake and their descriptions.

[@GaussianEntity]

There is a Balatro wiki you can just look up whatever you want to know

[@Nabit808]

How did you make the club card blue? Asking because i think it looks pretty

[@RavingDragoon]

settings -> high contrast cards

[@Nabit808]

@@RavingDragoon thanks :D

[@PolarBailey]

on that first hand, why play the Qs full of 3s instead of quad queens?

[@drbob212]

I was happy for you ! ( but then I read the rest of the title!)

[@diddly-dee-its-me215]

How did that Gros Michel live for so damn long

[@THE_GREMLINZ_OFFICIAL]

22:04 no it’s the drug number. It numbs drugs.

[@davidliimatta3684]

I did really need the clarification

[@feherdaniel2010]

I really wish the egg couldn't get eternal on it, defeats the purpose of it entirely...

[@Halfcertified]

Temperance disagrees

[@Itz_Verius]

this a good run tho? had money yeah, but no multiplicative increases on mult, no rerolls at all...

[@Itz_Verius]

clickbait title aswell, had to watch half an hour of this to notice, unsub

[@Nadia-Was-Taken]

It's fair to pay $3 for a Ramen every day 😂

[@Nemo2342]

Roffle? More like Kaiba because screw the rules, you had money.

[@charlesgaron8131]

Bro is lucky consistently to be honest. Im not saying anything but ttttt

[@LTDextel]

Money money money

[@evinickbruggen6407]

Why not pick up the glyph in the first blind? The 10 dollars could have been made up quickly, and it's not like with bootstraps he would be strapped for high scoring hands. He could probably knock out the blinds in one hit regardless

[@ACEYGAMES]

Because that takes one hand away and t hus one money awya from each round.. Also he wasn't planning on going money build and he may need that cash for something that'd actually help the build in the next shop

[@Strawb_milk5]

Not in real life skill issue

[@shumaiaaa5900]

特定のカードをディスカードした際に５コインもらえるやつを中心にブループリントとか使っていけば１ラウンド２００コインとか行けるぞ、ディスカード対象のカードは山札からランダムに選ばれるっぽいから偏りがあるとその分そのカードが対象になるっぽいので一枚のナンバーに絞っていって稼いでくれ

[@smeh8641]

nice

[@jackfire3439]

wonder what the highest money you can get is

[@snowfloofcathug]

There’s a way to get every tarot card held as a consumable and then you can juggle using Emperor giving Fool and Hermit, using the Fool for another Emperor, using the Hermit, then just repeat ad infinitum So with the right setup: functionally infinite Without any such trick though a couple of people have gotten it well into the thousands

[@degurkin]

I woulda kept invis and sold Square Square Joker doesn't scale, everything else did.

[@Halfcertified]

Sell the eternal square joker

[@JarvidO]

Clickbait title, barely even a thousandaire

[@ausmiku]

Don't make us laugh. Be real and not a shonk. How about telling us the number of failed runs (and at which ante) before you got your winners.

[@alexey3948]

Clickbait title! I'm unsubscribing

[@LincolnPostma-pt9tm]

2 views in 1 minute? Bro fell off

[@Clem35530]

the meme continues

[@CommentBanana]

seed: 172513U7

[@CosmicCloverstone]

Anybody wants to play the seed 172513U7