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@wootdoo4 жыл бұрын
I don't know why your video came up in recommended. However....your style of editing is hilarious and just amazing. I legit laughed out loud several times. I'll gladly sub and share keep up stuff like this, it's 10/10 content
@johngross6884 жыл бұрын
Should return to sender file for refund .
@anderssorenson99984 жыл бұрын
Follow up video idea you hire a curse breaker (Not from Ebay) then you reforge the knife like the shards of narsil. Or sling it in the bin and pray to never see it's like again.
@Chief2Moon4 жыл бұрын
OUTDOORS55 Well, you're young, I saw a surge of these come out 35yrs ago. Haha.
@wildhaggis63264 жыл бұрын
Must be cold in your hut bruh
@donmac77803 жыл бұрын
$25 for that sheath is reasonable. It was very thoughtful of them to ship it with a spacer.
@brianroberts57402 жыл бұрын
That's definitely a money back item.
@douglasmstewart2 жыл бұрын
Well the spacer helps hold the shape of the sheath for shipping, right?
@jimbusmaximus4624 Жыл бұрын
😆😂
@kdks784310 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣👍
@jaakkolehto14875 ай бұрын
@@douglasmstewart Nope. The sheath helps hold the shape of the spacer.
@jeffhousen89685 жыл бұрын
looks to me that they got the ad backwards $25 sheath comes with knife-like object
@52BLADE14 жыл бұрын
IT WAS A GOD LOOKING SHEATH. MOST OF THEM ARE PRETTY BAD THOUGH.
@captainmaim4 жыл бұрын
obviously hand-made... no machine would ever make so many different kinds of mistake on the same piece.
@evandrochaves95964 жыл бұрын
@@captainmaim underrated comment
@jolujo58424 жыл бұрын
LOL
@jpvoodoo55224 жыл бұрын
Yeah. the knife is like shoe insert to keep the shape of the sheath.
@ywsx64895 жыл бұрын
The technical name of the material used is Chinesium.
@tecnicovtr13115 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo
@jasonflynnpp1445 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Pyrohawk5 жыл бұрын
Chinesium-Pakistanium Ultra Alloy
@barneymiller78945 жыл бұрын
Sir, I believe its "Pakistainless" 🤣
@squeethesane4 жыл бұрын
This is binary chinesium tho. Way fancier than your average bodega chinesium knife... Pfffft those $10 pos are only made with one metal.
@REL210002 жыл бұрын
This channel is more authentic and entertaining than most of the fake knife enthusiast channels I've suffered through.
@OUTDOORS552 жыл бұрын
Lol👍
@kohios110 күн бұрын
I like it.
@utrak5 жыл бұрын
it's damascus made from these two types of steel: lead and mercury
@xabalba5555 жыл бұрын
With a little aluminum foil sprinkled in for good measure 😂
@thebiggiron22695 жыл бұрын
Uranium for a glow in the dark effect
5 жыл бұрын
The bald and toothless man at the atomic test site swore the metal was okay.
@holyscrap44454 жыл бұрын
@@thebiggiron2269 That could explain the corrupted SD cards.
@nickmaguire3334 жыл бұрын
Aluminum and pewter maybe?
@mcrb17765 жыл бұрын
Made from a recycled refrigerator frame and a manhole cover.
@permagrin87425 жыл бұрын
Hey! As long as it’s two metals that can make a pattern... Damascus!
@The_Saxon_of_Riverstone5 жыл бұрын
I think manhole cover is harder steel lol
@The_Saxon_of_Riverstone5 жыл бұрын
tan j maz Oh really.....! Want is reasoning behind using plastics? I think here in the North we can use them.
@bev82005 жыл бұрын
🤣
@markfergerson21455 жыл бұрын
@tan j maz "do not represent any scrap value" For which read "crackheads won't steal them".
@dodoman63724 жыл бұрын
He’s like an outdoor version of Linus
@thomas.thomas4 жыл бұрын
now that you say it i get what feeling i get from him
@UWPcustombaits4 жыл бұрын
Atleast he dont wear the sandles linus does 🤣
@xabmol4 жыл бұрын
As a PC gamer and a knife/sharpening hobbiest, this is easily my favorite KZbin comment of all time.
@dextercandycorn63424 жыл бұрын
How could you say something so controversial yet so brave
@alexi39034 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@theftking2 жыл бұрын
No dude it's the best knife and custom makers cannot, keep up with a flowing Damascus pattern and that can reaches all the way to the edge of the blade for microscopic cutting precision where other knives have gone dull. This knife is meant to destroy custom knife makers. Not their knives, the _makers._ Duh. I've personally destroyed about four custom knife makers with this exact knife.
@Nst32043 ай бұрын
😂😂
@captainz93 жыл бұрын
"two types of steel" - yup, a soup can and a vegetable can, that's two types, right?
@Dutchcowboy133 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣
@joeshmoe92333 жыл бұрын
Soup cans are all steel dude get a magnet and go into your kitchen and see for yourself.
@michaelrossi37073 жыл бұрын
Yeah probably some kind of pot steel like 316 stainless
@MeYetAgain2 жыл бұрын
well where I live there's "2 fruit" cans of tinned fruit, with a mix of apricots & pears, so with that can, even just a single can meets the 2 types criteria right?
@QueensStandUpАй бұрын
They should stick to owning 7-11s. Just saying.
@chevrogers4 жыл бұрын
At this point I am convinced the MemoryCards kept corrupting because this knife is made from radioactive materials ... :D
@Catsrnice_4 жыл бұрын
YOLO MAN whoooosh
@FloofyTanker4 жыл бұрын
Probably some sort of magnet as well
@jolujo58424 жыл бұрын
Yikes!!! Actually that is plausible 🤕💀
@FloofyTanker4 жыл бұрын
It could be made from the same material they use for those scalar energy bracelets and pendants
@urmy1sttarget4 жыл бұрын
@@FloofyTanker the moment you heat up a magnet to melting point, i believe before this point already, it loses all it's function as a magnet.
@tonyg95114 жыл бұрын
Damascus knife : $24.99. This video: absolutely priceless, one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while.
@AMVETSWA4 жыл бұрын
This video must have had one of the most highly skilled production teams ever assembled to create such an entertaining, humorous, and to the point product review. Thanks.
@larrycollinslarrdogg82774 жыл бұрын
Yes, is this even wood, as he kicks tree, lmao
@louka.savoie88694 жыл бұрын
In a long while 🤣😂
@sykohamster4 жыл бұрын
@@bigwu100 more like buying a $1000 car and it is advertised as "runs well" but you get it and once you get the car and it has lawn chair instead of seats and a 5HP lawnmower engine under the hood. A knife that can't be sharpened and can't cut isn't going to be much use either.
@Slking5074 жыл бұрын
@@bigwu100 you are kidding right? I have purchased Pakistani knives before that far exceed the shit this $25 knife can achieve. For $25 you can buy any number of Chinese, Japanese, Taiwan made knives that would totally outperform it. "Hours spent making it"... sorry, but no. They likely pumped hundreds, if not thousands of these out in just an hours time. They likely spent more time making the sheath than the actual knife.
@oshiforb7445 Жыл бұрын
Usually, they use oldbike chains in order to imitate folded metal. This method however when done correctly can make excellent blades.
@bluedistortions8 ай бұрын
Yeah, cuz that's usually decent steel.
@paavobergmann49204 ай бұрын
Can, yes. could.
@angelhelp7773 жыл бұрын
I believe I figured it out. It did say "forged" which can have two meanings. Forged also means counter fit, so they are actually telling the truth. They probably figure that if they can get enough people to purchase their knives to do test videos on KZbin, they make a good profit. Love your humor. A well-made video. God bless.
@Mega_Mikey5 жыл бұрын
Boy if I had a dollar for every time my gf said “is this even wood”
@survivalist98185 жыл бұрын
We know what she's referring to 😂😂
@ccarmean855 жыл бұрын
Trying to figure it how this comment didn't win KZbin today... You fine sir are my hero for today I needed that.
@soggy58545 жыл бұрын
@@survivalist9818 the new coffee table?
@therealamerican99.765 жыл бұрын
Lol
@eddiebhoy67545 жыл бұрын
Awesome proper lol
@elite_ice1134 жыл бұрын
I’m not gonna lie. I’ve never watched you before. This just popped up on my feed and that was legitimately hilarious. I thoroughly enjoyed that
@filthyrando36324 жыл бұрын
Seconded
@q0w1e2r3t4y54 жыл бұрын
same
@vlkisef4 жыл бұрын
Haha,happened to me too,4 months later though
@johncoops68973 жыл бұрын
I've never seen him either. I have never been SO BORED in my life. I made it to 5:41, and fell asleep. When I awoke, I hit "dislike" and got the fuck away from this loser.
@jimybrooks60553 жыл бұрын
@@johncoops6897 I'm guessing you made this knife
@EngineerTom10 ай бұрын
Hahaha! The little both-of-me scenes had me rolling. "is that even wood?" lol
@billyblazer805 жыл бұрын
From now on, whenever ANYONE asks me, "What are you doing?" The answer will forever be, "sharpening my Damascus", as I recall this fabulous video.
@pyrosmoak534 жыл бұрын
Haha right
@insanity44624 жыл бұрын
If you use this too often with your friends they will start thinking that this is just another way of saying "I am playing 5 vs willy, I am polishing the crown jewels"
@tHiNk4133 жыл бұрын
I'm a complete layman and bought a mora knife 15 years ago. I use it for EVERYTHING and it just won't stop being a great knife. Had it sharpened ONCE, still pretty sharp today!
@ChrisDelChris Жыл бұрын
Seriously, I bought a More Companion years ago for my tackle box solely because it had tons of great Amazon reviews. Now that I know more about knives and steel I respect it even more as it just absolutely demolishes more expensive knives I own when it comes to slicing. I wish they sold a folder!
@daanwessels4781 Жыл бұрын
Morakniv, made in the Mora factory Sweden. What do you expect? Even the "bargain basement" Companion knife is an excelent piece of cutlery. My first Mora was given to me in 1955.when I was 12 years old. My respect for Mora knives remains to this day. No nonsense cutting tools.
@frootloopsenthusiast29914 жыл бұрын
*looks at tree* "iS tHiS eVeN wOoD??"
@BikingVikingHH4 жыл бұрын
Froot loops enthusiast I legitimately laughed out loud during that bit
@daltanionwaves4 жыл бұрын
Yes, this was the best part.
@doodoofart77194 жыл бұрын
I mean it’s obviously not wood so ur right
@saltyark75644 жыл бұрын
Lol
@miceskin Жыл бұрын
The best part of this video is knowing that some Blacksmith in Pakistan, with his little DIY shop is shaking with rage watching this.
@spvillano11 ай бұрын
More likely, he's shaking with mirth, "Ha! I've already gotten your money, silly American!".
@kck-kck87911 ай бұрын
Did you, know that with, 25.00 USD a, person in Paki,stan can eat for 16 months!
@victorguerin525210 ай бұрын
They don't give dang. Or they wouldn't make them. I can't tell one at a glance from across the room. And they always have bent tips. Usually rotting in some ashtray, or junk drawer. Or ran over in road.
@nor42778 ай бұрын
Buy American.
@vaastafraja56858 ай бұрын
lol he got 25 dollars for a knife that he probably made for 2 dollars. He is laughing with rage hahaha.
@Ivan_Glamdryng5 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what the problem is. You tried to use it instead of putting it in your collection and "LOOKING" at it. Just "LOOKING". This knife was not intended for any type of use at all. Its sole purpose was to go into your collection and be "LOOKED" at. Thank you. Now that will be 16 easy payments $279.98 (plus processing) for my explanation of the exquisite Damasakuss knife.
@OUTDOORS555 жыл бұрын
Ooooohhh, my bad! Ill buy another for 39.99 and do just that!
@tacticalcenter86585 жыл бұрын
Dale, Why was it advertised as otherwise??
@Ivan_Glamdryng5 жыл бұрын
@@tacticalcenter8658 Like the old saying: A lie is as good as a flush, to some.
@chrisstanton703 жыл бұрын
The guy that made the knife watches this video and is like "What the heck, I spent hours and hours working on that knife!"
@sonpopco-op96823 жыл бұрын
WELL MOST OF AN HOUR ANYWAY
@FroggyMosh3 жыл бұрын
Well... okay, It felt like an hour
@Oberonjames3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile the guy that made the sheath is laughing saying, well at least he liked my work, huh?
@FroggyMosh3 жыл бұрын
Wait, did my- -Did my reply about the atrocities surrounding the Uyghur in china get deleted? We CAN correct each other's jokes to include CHILD labour, but we CAN'T also correct them into including Uyghurs?
@heshworksbetter27773 жыл бұрын
and then spent the next week creating different youtube accounts to dislike the video.
@Lumpy_Peter5 жыл бұрын
I was like 'oh no, 19 minutes!' After watching the video 'oh no, is it over already?! Very entertaining!
@laura_lisches3 жыл бұрын
I saw a comment of someone mentioning this video, I had to Find it and the comment was not lying this is so hallarious, truly one of the best knive reviews ever I'm loving every second of it
@OUTDOORS553 жыл бұрын
Thanks for watching 👍
@dexobj5 жыл бұрын
You can almost feel the huge craptsmanship that went into this handmade masterpiece.
@joecarlo38485 жыл бұрын
I thought I felt it too.... then realized I had to take a crap.
@isreallong38243 жыл бұрын
"..... handmade masterpiece OF SHIT!
@zanderascher82055 жыл бұрын
Hey, you spent $24.99 on a knife, what’d you expect, you know? Like cmon, cut it a break, you know? It’s a 25 dollar knife, like, the fit and finish, you know, complain about fit and finish... In all seriousness, the production value of your videos have gone up so much, really fun to watch!
@c.r.51065 жыл бұрын
Except that Moras are outstanding quality and can be had for half the price of this one lol
@InTheFleshInc5 жыл бұрын
The point isn't the cost of the knife or even the knife itself, It is that ebay is full of Bullshit liars & low life scumbags. Refund is in order or file a complaint against the seller.
@algomez85635 жыл бұрын
Its really price shold have been 7 US.
@bigsean24734 жыл бұрын
@@c.r.5106 even ganzo.snarenmu,canku,rat1,openial and a few others that are low cost high value
@lefyferdead68123 жыл бұрын
That knife was pretty good considering it was likely made by 8 year olds.
@jared3383 жыл бұрын
lol damn!!
@billjamal47643 жыл бұрын
Could say the same about soo much lmao
@lefyferdead68123 жыл бұрын
@@billjamal4764 so true.
@scrithen28363 жыл бұрын
@derp derpin you say that as if people can just say “Hey! Stop making children make products” or as if they can just easily buy products not made by children even though 90% things people need to buy are made in China
@joer88543 жыл бұрын
Pattern welded steel is pattern welded steel. Damascus is a steel of unusually high purity where during the cooling process the carbides separate creating bands in a distinctive pattern in the blade. Just for clarification.
@BangTheRocksTogether Жыл бұрын
Thank you for taking one for the team.
@clint72474 жыл бұрын
You could've put a better edge on a cast iron skillet. That's an idea... The Skillet Knife!
@R2814 жыл бұрын
Don't give wives a better weapon...
@hdrjunkie4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the new skillet knife, cut, fry and serve all with the same tool!! Lol
@brandonheston86084 жыл бұрын
I made 3 of them so far from old cast iron skillets
@melody37414 жыл бұрын
You literally could its extremely hard right? It would be like sharpening glass or ceramic.
@Bentleemedia4 жыл бұрын
I've seen spatulas made from old skillets and the edge sharpened so maybe a knife from the handle could work.
@trackntrail28694 жыл бұрын
"What are you doing now" - "Sharpening my Damascus...?" HAHA that got me good
@danielsullivan43604 жыл бұрын
My son just sent me a picture of his lego treehouse with the caption, "Is this even wood?"
@richardong52672 ай бұрын
Hilarious, very entertaining and genuine demonstrations of the product. I love this video! You certainly made your point across as clear as day.
@Ryzler133 жыл бұрын
You should pack it how it is at the end and send it back with a note. Tell him you dropped it and want a refund.
@arnox45543 жыл бұрын
We do, not, refund knife,
@lordfordification3 жыл бұрын
Best idea
@OldNavajoTricks3 жыл бұрын
Andy from Little Britain voice... Ah dropped it.
@prestonian1066 Жыл бұрын
@@arnox4554 Ebay/paypal is 100% on the side of the buyer and would refund that. My daughter once sold an item on ebay and the buyer returned a photograph of it for a refund. Paypal refunded them.
@arnox4554 Жыл бұрын
@@prestonian1066 Wow, that's some bullshit.
@genericfakename57245 жыл бұрын
“It just grabbed me like nothing else has before” Bill Cosby: “hold my pudding pop”
@OUTDOORS555 жыл бұрын
Lol I almost did a bit on that but decided against it🤣🤣🤣👍👊
@Lockpickingblacksmith4 жыл бұрын
@tan j maz yes, that is exactly the joke. Good job.
@sasuriii3 жыл бұрын
youtube algorithms brought me here, i am from Pakistan, i laughed a lot. lol i was hiding my face as as soon as you said it came from Pakistan, though i know you meant that as a joke. Amazing video , loved it.
@OUTDOORS553 жыл бұрын
Thanks for stopping by! Glad you see the humor in it! Just having fun👍 And thanks for the comment 👍
@TruAnRksT3 жыл бұрын
Oh he wasn't joking. Almost as bad as made in mexico.
@losfromla14803 жыл бұрын
@@TruAnRksT Urrea tools would like a word with you.
@idontevenknow37073 жыл бұрын
@@TruAnRksT its not about the location, its about the price. 25$ damascus knife from Norway would be as crappy.
@TruAnRksT3 жыл бұрын
@@idontevenknow3707 Norway would never allow the mass production of such garbage. It's not the product, it's the mass production of it that poisons everyone. …everyone.
@scottyhayden91713 жыл бұрын
Stumbled on this and found it to be a quintessential example of edutainment. Kid, Sir...Bro...you are damn good at making fun. happily mashed that 'subscribe' button and look forward to watching some more of your work. Well done. Well played. Wellbutrin.
@OUTDOORS553 жыл бұрын
Glad you got the joke👍 Thanks for stopping by👍
@Yeanah_Nahyea4 жыл бұрын
The first thing that came to mind when you showed off that beautiful grain structure: Is that...is that welding slag????
@ThatOneGuyWeAllKnow4 жыл бұрын
Looks like they didn’t flux it properly honestly
@icenamosin29794 жыл бұрын
Right? Kinda looks like they heated it so much it became cast iron and never put flux in when they tried "forge welding" this beautiful blade
@Doug.the.welder4 жыл бұрын
Do you know what slag looks like?
@bigcheese62123 жыл бұрын
They just hammered a big bunch of soda cans together 🤣
@patverum90513 жыл бұрын
So it's an aluminum knife?
@jelkel255 жыл бұрын
Oh come on, the children did the best they could with the materials provided! In all seriousness. I've had a friend turn up on a camp with a "Damascus" machete that cost roughly the same as your knife. He seemed mystified why everyone ran away when he chopped into wood. I didn't want chunks of recycled rusty shipping containers in my head when it shattered. Luckily the handle broke first.
@tylerkrug77195 жыл бұрын
Rusty shipping container, lol haha. Too funny
@CNYKnifeNerd5 жыл бұрын
@@tylerkrug7719 Tata Nano coil springs and old shipping containers. Seriously. Theyre proud to claim that its made from "Bessemer steel". The Bessemer process is a method of combining scrap hardenable steel and mild steel... thats right, the blade being pot metal damascus is a selling point to these manufacturers. Buying them for display is one thing, but there are so many manufacturers making high quality knives from high quality materials, it actually upsets me when these scammers (its NOT 1095 or 5160 and 15N20 as they all claim, so, scamming) make a sale from a novice knife buyer looking for a good user. Even clones are more scrupulous than pakistani Damascus at this level. Ethical issues aside, at least clones are safe to the user.
@bigsean24734 жыл бұрын
@@CNYKnifeNerd nothing wrong with a clone. if A: when you buy it it is sold to you as a clone B: when you sell ot you sell it as a clone and not try to get over on someone. i just bought 3 waiting on them now. 1 was D2 others are 8cr15mov so im hoping they take a good edge and look good till im ready to invest the money in the real deal if ever
@StephenGHayward2 жыл бұрын
The amount of time you've spent on producing a great video on a piece of dog doo doo called a "knife", is impressive sir. The "sharpening my Damascus" bit is legendary. Or should be. Submitting this to the KZbin Reviews Hall of Fame immediately. There is one, isn't there? Subscribed!
@Danielson18183 жыл бұрын
And it was videos like this that got me into Mora knives. Absolutely incredible for the money. So much so, that I started to customize them and give them away to family and friends as gifts. I've never seen a knife delaminate like that in my entire 35 years on earth.
@chrismemphis80623 жыл бұрын
100%- Except the budget Mora's rust like crazy
@JustIn-op6oy3 жыл бұрын
@@chrismemphis8062 when you're done using them all you need to do is hose it down, hit it with a burst of compressed air, and a squirt of WD-40 then you are good to go. I'm not particularly kind to my dedicated garden tools and I haven't had any issues with corrosion of note.
@Joe_Blo2 жыл бұрын
@@chrismemphis8062 Gotta put an oxide coating on them right of. AKA, rust them so they don't rust as easy on their own.
@Danielson18182 жыл бұрын
@@Joe_Blo Exactly. I customize mine. That always means a nice Boiled vinegar bath to get that black oxidized layer. A little oil every once in awhile, and those cheap knives last great. The only accidental rust I've ever had was after a day of slicing apples, and I totally forgot to wipe it down after (user error). So it took 4 minutes of wet sanding to remove.
@mostlypeacefulrowan87472 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute. This knife was forged by virgins?
@shadowx84054 жыл бұрын
LOL... Anytime someone begins a sentence with: “So, the other night, I was perusing eBay...,” you know the story is about to go south.
@juanvaldez54223 жыл бұрын
I have bought absolutely amazing guitars off ebay. A treasure trove of them.
@prakharmishra30003 жыл бұрын
I've bought live Nuclear warheads on ebay.... A bit expensive but they do the job.
@presidentmerkinmuffley67693 жыл бұрын
Either really bad or very good...
@presidentmerkinmuffley67693 жыл бұрын
@@juanvaldez5422 The best guitar store on the planet lol.
@arizonapapa94533 жыл бұрын
After a glass of milk, I found myself on Ebay...
@Kleiner_Lutz5 жыл бұрын
Somehow I get the impression that you're not recommending me to get this knife 🤔
@CreepyBoris Жыл бұрын
For $25 it actually looks kinda cool for a weird conversation piece knife to have in a collection
@xato37965 ай бұрын
If you have a collection, you’d probably want something real. If your collection consists of one that works and one that’s cool looking but you don’t use for much. And your budget is $50 for the entire collection, this is the piece you need.
@paavobergmann49204 ай бұрын
Yeah, start a conversatiuon like "What on earth is that even supposed to be?"
@AMVETSWA4 жыл бұрын
This is, perhaps, the best product review I have ever witnessed in my life, and I am 75 years old. Great job! Thank you.
@bryzse89244 жыл бұрын
ok boomer
@bogsy_us4 жыл бұрын
When you were reading that description my eyes rolled so far back into my head I summoned a demon.
@CalebMcFadden4 жыл бұрын
How do you know my sleep paralysis demon?
@whiskey1mantis3574 жыл бұрын
Still doesnt count as exercise:-p
@joekahno4 жыл бұрын
I'm from Wisconsin originally. Now you know what it's like trying to sharpen cheese.
@jeffharper97034 жыл бұрын
OH AYE, YOU'S WANT TAE GET A SWISS CHEESE BLADE, CHEDDAR IS WAY TAE SOFT BOABBY ! ! !
@jmo53214.4 жыл бұрын
On Wisconsin!! Me too!
@tomcatt9984 жыл бұрын
Cheddar is already "sharp"....
@joekahno4 жыл бұрын
@@tomcatt998 Maybe, but nothing holds an edge like Limburger.
@ChrisP9784 жыл бұрын
That Japanese guy made a knife out of milk so anything is possible.
@Iron-Bridge Жыл бұрын
Aye. Love those Moras. Even the basic Companion comes out sharp as hell.
@rydeen4505 жыл бұрын
The existential crisis I feel in your editing is pure gold.
@JunkMailBoxStuff4 жыл бұрын
*Pure* gold? Or gold plated, gold colored foil, polished brass to a high luster, gold colored spray paint, brass-gold tinted chrome plate ... You know, after seeing this video, I'm starting to doubt my butcher sold me real ground beef. I suspect it is by-product of road kill, but not beef. I'm going home to my custom home with hardwood floors ... laminated OSB, not hardwood, not custom, also ... not my home. My god I've been reduced to a doubting skeptic, I think ... Nah, I doubt that too. Is anything real anymore?
@rydeen4504 жыл бұрын
@@JunkMailBoxStuff XD
@fathernojoy27065 жыл бұрын
“is this even wood?’ Kicks a huge tree. Made me smile involuntarily. I like it when that happens.
@jimmyhollywood98853 жыл бұрын
Dude! You just saved me $174. They sell some beautiful looking stuff but I had to sniff out if they were for real. It never felt legit. They're on Etsy, too. I know it's the same Pakistan joint. I'd happily buy you a beer if I could for a net savings of $169. You're hilarious. Great video.
@tacousa872 жыл бұрын
i also buy a knife like that and i love it so beautiful Knife and sheath $24.99, gas price are sky rocket what you expect for 24.99
@timbarry50804 жыл бұрын
"Stand back, I've got Damascus" lol
@kw9664 жыл бұрын
Tim Barry I laughed out loud so hard... this is perhaps some of the best KZbin I have seen in a very long time.
@hannibalthecannibal36064 жыл бұрын
Stand back I have- well I have no idea what this is made out of
@paulwilson87684 жыл бұрын
Dude, you are a gifted editor. Your comic timing is sweet. I laughed my big, fat ass off. Not all of it. Some ass is still on. Good job.
@elrico13644 жыл бұрын
after 3 minutes I began to wonder why was I even watching this video... at 6 minutes I began to be confounded... at ten minutes I did urgently call 119 … but I really worried when no one arrived to rescue me?
@blacksmithcarpenter1813 Жыл бұрын
I make a Damascus takes lots of time and effort so if you buy one for $25 bucks!! Then I guess you get what you pay for because that's impossible to expect quality to come out of a 25 dollar knife but too each is own buddy!! Great video
@NickMakesBreaksStuff3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video of yours. I'm sure it took a lot of effort to edit it, and I hope you know it didn't go un-noticed.
@rudrashakti1083 жыл бұрын
Well at 25 bucks it was a “steel” alright! Seriously funny video. I laughed so much I had tears coming out of my eyes.
@qwerty6005 жыл бұрын
I love your style of humor man. Haha. I was waiting for you to break out a microscope to see that saw blade action though! Keep 'em coming. Your videos are informative without taking yourself too serious. Bravo 👍
@OUTDOORS555 жыл бұрын
Lol 😂 i had to cut so much out. Ididnt think of that one though. 🤣🤣🤣👍👍👊
@whatdafoxnfamily Жыл бұрын
dude its from pakastin, its most likely highly heated sand mixed with crushed granite lol and the wood is most likely some desert cactus. at least you got some stuff scrap metal to play with
@hossrendricks17164 жыл бұрын
Dude kicks a tree, “Is this even wood?”
@mattscrapper99384 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine has a twin brother who is "special." It can be hard sometimes. It's so awesome to see you involving yours in your videos.
@aeromech85635 жыл бұрын
Dude found you by accident and whilst at my mum's we watched your review. I have to say this is one of the funniest reviews I have ever seen anywhere. After 45 years of playing with knives and 38 plus years of serious camping and survival this vid rocks bro still laughing. Cheers Phil from Aus 😎
@Xebany2 жыл бұрын
Most hilarious video I've seen in a long time. 100% my type of humor. Keep goin dude
@branch424 жыл бұрын
It is mostly welded up in big sheets on rolling mills, it works just fine. The steel is not too bad, the heat treatment is laughable or not done at all. I heat treated one of these and was able get to rockwell at 58 So it can be turned into a usable knife
@GunnerAsch12 жыл бұрын
I bought a couple much bigger ones off ebay with some pocket change. One of them is quite good out of the box, is Rockwell 60ish and keeps an edge very well. And its quite pretty. The second one was like 420 prehard. so I removed the grips, and heat treated it properly (guessing at the type of steel(s). After gluing the grip panels back on.. and sharpining, it too turned out to be a decent knife. Rockwell 56ish, sharpened easily, held an edge quite well and is also pretty. (I do have a Rockwell hardness tester.. im a steel fabricator and machinist)
@ThePrairieDogChannel4 жыл бұрын
After looking at the insides of that blade i want a butterfinger..
@DootBear4 жыл бұрын
Forbidden snack
@sdmahoney26234 жыл бұрын
best reply!
@jpvoodoo55224 жыл бұрын
LOL, that;s exactly what I thought of.
@whocares430034 жыл бұрын
Exactly what you want your DaMAsCuS grain structure to look like
@levidavis10934 жыл бұрын
Or a butter... fly knife?...
@tomcatt9984 жыл бұрын
i spent $15.00 on a knife year's ago,, and it's still going strong,, it's a MORA..
@sable76874 жыл бұрын
thank you, Thomas Forshey, for the information about a completely different, unrelated knife.
@Ulvetann4 жыл бұрын
@@sable7687 Ikr. It was the best most useful comment in the whole section.
@SondreGrneng4 жыл бұрын
@@sable7687 However, it is relevant to the video.
@sable76874 жыл бұрын
@@SondreGrneng the only thing relating it is the fact that its a somewhat cheap knife, not even specifying that it came from Ebay. Its fairly typical for a storebought knife to last a while.
@21MAKE124 жыл бұрын
@@sable7687 u even watched the vid bro?
@BolinFoto3 жыл бұрын
Mora is awesome.. The cheapest Mora here in Sweden will set you back like 1 USD. The only real difference from an expensive Mora is that the cheap one comes with a really shitty plastic sheath and handle. I have a friend that buy them and then melt of the handles and make some really nice handles on them and then just flip them for plenty of dollares on the internet :P
@SianaGearz11 ай бұрын
I think there is a certain charme in slightly translucent polypropylene handles and parts. I mean they tested them, they are safe, ergo shaped, minimum weight. We live in the future!
@BolinFoto11 ай бұрын
@@SianaGearz Yes but they only test them for "normal" wear and tear. They do not test them to see if they can be banged on or used to pry something. But hey what do you expect from a 1-2 dollar knife :P If you want a realtivley cheap good knife that will last you a long time then the Mora Companion Series Look at those :D
@travisj.19388 ай бұрын
Cheapest Mora you can get in the States is like $11 bucks on Amazon. Looks like I need to start snuggling Mora's!
@jj9879879874 жыл бұрын
at least your sheath is functioning, I bought one for $15 and the sheath don't even fit.
@danelobe25244 жыл бұрын
Entertaining as hell. I laughed my azz off. I think we have all bought that cheap knife hoping we got a gem, only to break chip or lose it and we were better off for it. Good stuff, your twin is a weird-o. I like him.
@e1394394 жыл бұрын
I'm a metallurgical engineer and my eyes started bleeding when I saw the fracture surface 18:00
@yugen4 жыл бұрын
So you're saying you wish you went into medicine instead?
@e1394394 жыл бұрын
@@yugen I'm not sure how we ended up in medicine
@isreallong38244 жыл бұрын
It's pathetic
@Ponkan454 ай бұрын
It looks like shale rock or something lol
@orientalwoodworks Жыл бұрын
I literally laughed till I cried watching this. Great info!! 👍👍👍👍
@ImConstantlyConfused5 жыл бұрын
I really enjoyed this video and see the changes and improvements you've made over time. I like the direction you're going with integrating humor along with your core content. For some reason this made me think of the episode of The Goldbergs where Cabbage Patch Kids were all the rage and the mom bought some real bad knockoff version from a car trunk behind the store. This knife wasn't even mall ninja quality! At least those crappy knives at least "appear" decent.
@locksmithmuggle4 жыл бұрын
17:20 I've never seen metal break like that in my life
@ismeazamredwanahmed6934 жыл бұрын
Define metal
@alexander84924 жыл бұрын
Metal
@StephenButlerOne4 жыл бұрын
Looked like Lead
@whocares430034 жыл бұрын
I have. Pot metal and old steering columns break like that
@andnor4 жыл бұрын
"for 24:99 you can get your self one heck of a knife" *Looks over to my right where a 18 year old mora that is still serviceable is laying.... that i gave 8 Swedish kronor for* I guess...
@JasperJanssen4 жыл бұрын
18 years of inflation isn’t nothing.
@andnor4 жыл бұрын
I bought that used... You can get the same model of knife today for 150 Swedish kronor (about 15 euro or dollars lazily translated) It was about the same back then...
@bruh-jr3qi4 жыл бұрын
imagine getting a knife for $0.92 period. I gotta get me a mora
@oddarntnes70794 жыл бұрын
hey im fr norway
4 жыл бұрын
8 crowns? Like a dollar? Did you buy it used or is the inflation in Sweden shit these days.
@Hector-vx5yc10 ай бұрын
I really love watching this episode. I always laugh every time I watch it very well-made.!!!!😂😂😂
@Jason-ol1ty3 жыл бұрын
You didn't buy a knife. You bought a movie prop. Looks like a real knife at a glance, but can't actually hurt anyone.
@mikeconstantine60844 жыл бұрын
This is what happens when your on eBay late at night and you have $25! We all do it, But we all know better!
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78103 жыл бұрын
If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought to myself "you'd think I'd have learned by now" as I collect some other crap from my letterbox... Well actually I probably wouldn't have many dollars because I'd pump them back into eBay, but you get the gist😉
@iamrocketray3 жыл бұрын
You're Right, in my case its watches, I never learn! in the last 2 yrs I have bought 3 watches via facebook, NONE of them were as advertised, I have discovered that its called Bait and switch. They steal someone else's advert and then put a price that's affordable, 3 weeks later you get some Chinese Drop shipped junk. When you complain they offer you $3 refund, if you really push you get up to $10 refund. If you insist on a refund, you have to return it to China at your own expense, so even more money down the tube and still no guarantee that you get your refund. It's a waste of time complaining to facebook, I mean what are they going to do, Not sell them advertising space lol. India and Pakistan are as bad, Poor people trying to con the rich westerner!
@lazyeyesurprise5 жыл бұрын
I remember back in 99', I ordered an arming sword from Museum Replicas that was made in India. When I went to bend the blade with my hands to test its flexibility, the blade stayed bent with only light amount of pressure applied to it.
@paulbanks2235 жыл бұрын
You can buy vintage hand wound Omega watches from India on eBay, they even come with a spare battery.
@stewmiller778 Жыл бұрын
I lost it at "prestigious", and then you couldn't continue. LMAO
@johnscarborough47465 жыл бұрын
You sir win the knife internet for 2019!
@Beyondthebackyard-au5 жыл бұрын
Loved it. You’re editing and comedic value made this review. Excellent watch, thanks.
@XIIINoir3 жыл бұрын
I've never seen your face before, you literally were part of youtube's random algorithm but shit's hilarious, I'm subbing.
@christianfoster24332 жыл бұрын
Just laughing all the way through man thank you. Wow I was in a shit mood then I came across your post. I've been collecting for 40 years but man this is just the best!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
@General_Griffin4 жыл бұрын
"You know what?... What are YOU doing?" That one really got me LMAO! Excellent video, man.
@lohhjjlohicv68295 жыл бұрын
Please buy another one and heat treat and normalize i want to see
@OUTDOORS555 жыл бұрын
I have some of the pieces maybe ill try to Harden a piece🤷♂️
@Smegmalicious5 жыл бұрын
I second this. I wonder what you could make this garbage into!
@joshrepik5 жыл бұрын
OUTDOORS55 just reforge it proper
@matthewshannon69465 жыл бұрын
@@joshrepik I'm not sure you can re-forge bubble gum...
@joshrepik5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Shannon wellllllll I didn’t realize what shit metal it was when I wrote that
@mistakenotou76815 жыл бұрын
That is wall hanger its not supposed to be a knife . just look fancy to non trained eye. A 10$ mora is a real tool . this is a knife shaped object. Video is great and great editing . is your camera also possed by cthulu?
@Redtailedhawk995 жыл бұрын
Or possessed? LOL!
@neilleatham56625 жыл бұрын
we have too many words being made by millennials and those who think they're cool but knife shaped object is one of the best ones I've heard. I'm going to use it every time someone gives me a free one
@ModernBladesmith5 жыл бұрын
@@neilleatham5662 that's not a word. That's a term.
@markfergerson21455 жыл бұрын
@@ModernBladesmith What do you mean? I have a knifeshapedobject hanging on my wall, doesn't everyone?
@ModernBladesmith5 жыл бұрын
@@markfergerson2145 no. He said it was a made up term. "Knife shaped object" i a term
@APs.Custom.knives3 ай бұрын
Good stuff. Literally laughed out loud so many times my wife asked ne what i was watching... i told her a damascus video LOL😊
@73FORGE5 жыл бұрын
Dude you just made me pee! Good ol saying “good work ain’t done cheap and cheap work ain’t done good” great video Alex
@huejanus55055 жыл бұрын
I was wondering what they did with my old toaster.
@ethantaylor54254 жыл бұрын
Watch that knife be made with some shit alloy with a small amount of thorium in it; dumping out low grade ionizing radiation and slowing corrupting all magnetic storage within its grasp
@HavocHounds19884 жыл бұрын
I was starting to think it had some radiation, which would explain the corrupted memory cards.
@xxportalxx.4 жыл бұрын
I watched some vids on that and it's shockingly hard to corrupt sd cards even the cheapest of cheap, basically can't do it externally
@ethantaylor54254 жыл бұрын
@Xx-Dragon Lover-xX what
@isreallong38244 жыл бұрын
@@ethantaylor5425 what
@isreallong38244 жыл бұрын
@Xx-Dragon Lover-xX what
@tainshabinnez96792 жыл бұрын
I'm not a knife guy. I own a 20yo Swiss Army Knife that has my favorite features (aka; no corkscrew - I'm a beer guy). I also have a SOG multitool I keep in my bug-out bag. I had 3 or 4 knives I liked and lost. I had a Buck Folding Hunter in college but haven't seen that in decades. I found this video 'cuz I was looking to learn how to sharpen my Wusthof chef's knife with a stone and found your video on the biggest mistake neophytes make when learning to sharpen. Billions of people watch KZbin for the cat videos. Not me. This is the kind of video that cracks me up and makes my day - a tool guy with a wicked sense of humor. I'm still working on saying that eBay sentence correctly. Allegedly, this is the most difficult sentence to say in English; "The sixth sheik's sixth sheep's sick." I find that Damascus knife eBay sentence much more difficult. Keep up the great work. 😂😂😂
@davidlind42465 жыл бұрын
As a friend of mine has said of these knives, "Made from the finest used Juicy Fruit wrappers"
@bucbugbucbug4894 жыл бұрын
Looks like horn.
@luderickwong5 жыл бұрын
Oooooh! I can feel the $25 dollar worth of anger on the other side of the monitor........ It is a chinesium, isn't it?
@OUTDOORS555 жыл бұрын
Stole my line🤣🤣🤣
@garethbaus54715 жыл бұрын
Chinesium would be an upgrade.
@garethbaus54715 жыл бұрын
@J C no that would also be an upgrade from pakistanium.
@OnlyKaerius5 жыл бұрын
@@garethbaus5471 Can confirm, have African made letter opener. Good metal, primitive craftmanship. The wooden sheath, and handle, are actually well-made, but the blade is hammered out without professional tools.
@iancarnel86094 жыл бұрын
@Creeping Death ya beat me to it.
@FindAWayGymnastics4 жыл бұрын
As soon as you bent the tang, I was like "IS THAT EVEN HARDENED!" lmao
@travisjohnson66762 жыл бұрын
I bought a similar one from a gun show for about $25-$30 (don't recall exactly) and while it is NOT a great knife does look nice and is handy around the shop
@travisj.19388 ай бұрын
Read your comment and saw your name Hello from another Travis J. but my last is Jones.
@travisjohnson66768 ай бұрын
@@travisj.1938 And greetings to you my TravisJ brother!
@moosescreant06974 жыл бұрын
This dude looks like Benedict Cumberbatch’s less successful drug fuelled brother
@andreidragostin4 жыл бұрын
Saying things like that on a channel specialised in knifes and blades is called courage.
@noscreadur4 жыл бұрын
@@andreidragostin To be fair though, I've bought drugs on the internet that kept a better edge than that knife.
@jaquaviousjefferson4 жыл бұрын
Benadryl cucumber-patch?
@marionetteking40364 жыл бұрын
@@andreidragostin or stupidity
@sleepingninjaquiettime4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so brave in the comment section, kinda funny considering no one here is anonymous, just stupid. But I guess you have to be a little stupid in order to be courageous.
@franciscodelvalle17614 жыл бұрын
Your definition was spot on... "patter welded steel." The handle was micarta, don't know if anybody else mentioned it below. I didn't know what it was until I watched a video from Lewis Razors 3 years ago. He used it frequently for his razor blade scales.
@self-preservationsociety70574 жыл бұрын
Hi Alex , thanks for saving me $25 , I don't tend to buy cheap knives anyway ! I think Uri Geller would have had a heap of fun with that ' Damascus ' knife