I bought a wife

[@Pongsifu]

9 large for a wife ain't bad. If there's enough interest in this video then I'll make another when more content is added.

[@Raizoken0]

Pongsifu can I perhaps buy your wife I’ll trade you a pencil

[@dirpyturtle69]

I’ll trade you 20 turtles for a wife

[@Pongsifu]

@@dirpyturtle69 Hmm...that is a lot of turtles.

[@Pongsifu]

@@Raizoken0 I already got a better offer involving turtles.

[@Raizoken0]

Pongsifu okay how about a pencil and a giraffe?

[@MyHomeBoyDebra]

"What are your intentions for my daughter?" "9,000 dollars." "Shiiiit that's all you had to say."

[@martind5653]

I am very dissapointed it wasnt 9k AND a camel for a daughter.

[@xxXXRAPXXxx]

@@martind5653 Thats too much. Three daughters for camel alone.

[@theloremandraws3753]

Man drives a hard bargain

[@Kronos0999]

@@xxXXRAPXXxx3 camel toes for 1 camel.

[@TheVestibulian]

645 men besiege a castle, one man runs ahead and kills the two people inside, 645 men still outside cheer. that's some monty python tier shit

[@AurelionSass]

Ahh yes, the ol' reliable pick up line: "You down for some Tablut?"

[@wolf3dv]

Tablut and chill

[@K11NNGG]

How bout a round of Gwent?

[@AngryAsianGamin]

I bought a wife. First thing that is shown is a black guy and a camel...which is the wife?

[@Pongsifu]

Yes.

[@ddan1998]

Yes

[@surgodt]

Souljaboy is obviously the wife

[@Winslow19]

@@surgodt Might want to divorce that one quick

[@Farewell_Friend]

The villager that only suggested 10 men? He set you up, 1000%. Shouldn't have been so damn cheap with the food Sifu.

[@prestongarvey1857]

Pong- "It costs me money daily to have men?" Ahhh yes you're new to the gigolo game I see.

[@dylanhecker6686]

The sounds of SpongeBob and Patrick dying, got me dying 😂😂😂

[@pyroparagon8945]

Imagine playing a medieval-set game and not knowing the word "javelin."

[@b0leg23]

yeap, fuckin' uncultured swines (!)

[@losientoo]

A javelin is an anti tank launcher that shoots missles

[@quokka8292]

@Erlan Morales: I mean technically you’re not wrong

[@The_Riot]

@@quokka8292 your*

[@BR0984]

@@The_Riot you're is right. your is wrong.

[@rubenrodriguez3164]

Your humour keeps spirits high and that keeps our morale up. Thanks dude, you're great.

[@noahbernal3899]

I have been a fan of you since you had like 30k. I love every one of your videos and use them as ASMR when I sleep. Please keep up the good work 🥺👉🏻👈🏻.

[@its_dippy6779]

Pongsifu: *spells "Nobles" correctly* Also Pongsifu: *"Nobels"* The duality of man.

[@matrixassasin4730]

I gave your like counter the magical number 69 no need to thank me lol

[@kraanz]

Everyone since forever - write it as "cavalry," pronounce it as "calvary."

[@magicalgirl1296]

After how good the kenshi videos were, mountain blade was inevitable.

[@bowmanc.7439]

r/boneappletea

[@b0leg23]

monument blade*

[@kadumparon5844]

Probably a rhodok

[@darrenbutler9819]

@@b0leg23 Mount&Blade*

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

That ending tho We need Sequel for this

[@Zood94]

50+ hours of game, for 16 minutes edited meme video? Now that's QUALITY!!

[@markcross8076]

" Equal rights" LoL

[@MrFoxUltima]

What is the voice clip from that was talking about yeeting

[@fireballdann]

Its from a video called "yeet" by dakooters

[@Pongsifu]

Dakooters

[@ChubbsterBrown]

I dont know why, but now I feel like eating some grains after watching this.

[@lionidas4902]

10:28 only watching now i noticed that's sponge bob and patrick screaming lmao

[@elvisthao9161]

Literally every time Pongmaster uploads I have to wonder if he's doing a bit or if he actually has a stupidly impossible level of charisma naturally. Seriously, nobody should be able to be this interesting to watch and act like this in their normal everyday life.

[@MGoogle3146]

You gotta get a weapon with longer reach man, you'll find horse combat much easier.

[@Masterbaiter1000]

Imagine pongsifu's youtube picture in a history book depicted as a ruthless warlord

[@Ashe007]

Your videos don’t make me feel alone 😃

[@user-rg7sz1fs4x]

14:53 "I'm a strong independent clan" Lmfao

[@LordHokage26]

Man said 9 large for a wife ain't bad lmfao amazing 😭💀😭💯

[@koichi5823]

Congratulats on your new purchase man!

[@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74]

"I need an ability that allows me to run faster, because ive been chasing these looters for 3 days now" -mustve not discovered the path finding skill lol *five minutes later* discovery

[@rockead77]

"I gained a level for killing a fleeing man!" *American police have entered the chat*

[@SocramOlrak]

FREE LEVELS DUDE!!!

[@2DRonaldo]

".. Don't worry, none of them were White!" *Police breath sigh of relief and leave chat*

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Can't believe Pong got the famous Tech entrepreneur who made Soulja boy console to collab with him.

[@Pongsifu]

He even gave me one to play Nintendo Switch games because they're sold out. What a cool guy.

[@noobkiller11790]

I would love to see you play this game again since it's officially out now

[@WTFstyles]

this is exactly how you should play a video game. Having fun!! keep it up good sir!!

[@byzon2good919]

this man deserve more!! love all the video he makes

[@jackm4023]

First video I have seen of yours and it is top-notch! Made me laugh heaps and you earned yourself a sub :)

[@taylorstrickland8359]

DAAayum, lemme hit that phat jawline

[@LonelyHermit08]

What I love about your vids is that you don’t have to scream out something to be funny. I have binged your vids for almost a week and I still love rewatching them(^-^)

[@sofiacarapia2968]

Yup, it costs money to have men that’s called a “wage” and keep and eye on them or this so called “unions” might arise 😬

[@Uhg56]

Don't worry if you have a "diverse" enough workforce you won't need to worry about unions.

[@providedyeti1518]

Sofia Carapia I heard they don’t have wages in the south

[@Zedkiller1101]

When he says he's on a horse and the looters are faster than him, all I can think about is "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail".

[@ebenhaezersepang1440]

Keep it up! Your vids always make my day

[@rexile1986]

Again another perfect ending

[@Marcusmanca]

the neo meme got me so good ahahah

[@tcgaming3715]

BEHOLD! My stuff

[@lengxninja]

I love your channel bro, keep it coming. Just like what you're going to do on those housewives.

[@thehonestchannel9660]

The ending was what made me subscribe twice

[@dieselmech7340]

Why does everyone have ahem, *fun* with sheep in bannerlord?!

[@headpatspls4633]

To the people who disliked do you have a brain for humor?

[@complexityinc.5167]

This man prays to Odin and Thor to win and lives like a badass Dane

[@Mcguirk_]

download some mods my dude, this game is way batter with em, also more horses in inventory increases your travel speed.

[@KageMinowara]

3:50 The English term for that weapon is a Javelin. Probably the first ranged weapon humans ever used, if you don't count thrown rocks.

[@TheRazzyDazzle]

Goddamn it Pongsifu, you troll with a picture of kairi. You had me geekin and I almost died on the toilet

[@josefmilly]

10:20 I'd be afraid of those odds if it was an anime game

[@alephnole7009]

Guts and Griffith vs 645 men.

[@DefectiveComa]

Your videos make me jajaja amigo

[@reborncrusader6509]

A new vid on one of the 26 guys I'm subbed to: I sleep * Reads title *: *REAL SHIT*

[@HanzoStorm]

Long time no see my dude, hope u staying all good, and for me, im down at any game u play tbh, the only requirement for me is that u enjoy playing it. Cheers from a shithole-stalker place in south america! :D

[@Kaiimei]

Ugh, YOU are on horse-back, most of your troops aren't. If you want to catch looters quicker, better make them all mounted, or leave em behind.

[@BrownNProud112]

6:38 legitimately scared the shit out of me

[@Oathivion]

Can't wait for the expansion DLC, the quest for Milk and Cigarettes.

[@siddharthchoudhary4278]

Quality content

[@skpeter-jl5db]

this was the most entertaining shit I've seen all week. Thank you

[@TESkyrimizer]

THAT ENDING BAHAHA

[@typarkin2413]

Tablut is this game’s Gwent it would appear

[@QuangMinh-gm3xb]

Your videos made me laugh xD

[@Timsturbs]

this game looks so fun when somebody else is playing it

[@davidquezada50]

Hope you could make another video of this again. It's much better now. Well kinda haha 😂

[@codystephens311]

"behold, my stuff" love the edits and the vids lol keep it up

[@conanthebarbarian5291]

i wish you get the subs and views you deserve

[@Winslow19]

Lesson, don't let Pongsifu impregnate you

[@UNOwen-nn6ui]

Yo Pong We need more of this!

[@Izanagai]

moar

[@justalad4708]

Ah yes quality content

[@JulioMorales-zh8rl]

Are you going to play mount and blade again someday

[@Pongsifu]

Possibly when they add more content. This video pretty much covers everything in the early access version.

[@jetcastge641]

5:46 why does that guy in the left looks like Jesus

[@monsieurrenard2054]

Just the day i was thinking about how it would be fun to have a Pongsifu M&B vid, what a coincidence!

[@bluewaffle89243]

damn i remember the days when you had 30k subscribers

[@breighdee1999]

Honestly I just got off work and it really sucked. I sat down just now and got this notification. Thank you, I really needed this.

[@Toastytoez13]

We miss ur vids i mean I miss ur vids, today's was hilarious

[@rinklestein6646]

M&B, Dakooters, and Pongsifu is too much for me.

[@michjed7]

Too bad village riding is not as profitable as it was in Warband, I miss being evil

[@modernwitch1220]

The best banner I have ever seen. Simple butt plug.

[@YeomanArcher]

I really want to play this game, but I have a policy against paying money for Early Access.

[@Juppetheblue]

I love you

[@Hasbiebullah]

8:59 bruh

[@TenchuuKhanable]

I absolutely lost it at curved...swords...

[@syndrathedarksovereign1609]

It's always super fun seeing a noob playing m&b, so many things to learn

[@hasaznasa]

Pog

[@olesams]

Welcome back to form! I lol-ed, several times!

[@Dekaabilly]

0:04 Yeah, the prostitution rates are crazy...

[@WuW0w0-m8m]

Lol wtf? U pay the 23 looters? U could handle them on ur own with a polarm

[@valorrepublic8059]

Is this a General Sam imposter?

[@jesuschristkillmealready5419]

How the hell i haven't seen this game before? It looks awesome.

[@danieltukua4527]

It basically just came out. It's been in development for like ten years since the original game came out, "Mount and blade warband"

[@03dashk64]

You’ve seen the whole game. I’d recommend waiting until the full release. Right now it’s a bit barren

[@Seagull780]

@@danieltukua4527 It didn't come out yet

[@danieltukua4527]

@@Seagull780 I know it's the beta but still, it's crazy how dedicated to making it perfect

[@eightninety.]

This game gonna be done for another 5 years

[@brotherknight9484]

8:27 what medieval combat really be like

[@apj501st]

YES! PongSifu + MnB

[@donniebrasco9976]

Budplugbanner ? Made my day !

[@trissy2446]

Pongsifu is an artist

[@scritchscratch3061]

a valuable purchase

[@fatporpoise8092]

I died when you mentioned your banner

[@obitoasty7065]

Magnificent

[@Bacxaber]

2:47 You know that's a slur, right?

[@yourmum256]

No it isn't

[@David-bh8vy]

the part with equal rights got me lol

[@weebyes9470]

9 large for a wife😎

[@damianlegion8455]

10:45 Wow! Markiplier's Icon! 😅