I Bought EVERY Property in Oblivion

[@dazcarrr]

video games let you live out your most unrealistic fantasies - like owning a house

[@Geothermal1159]

You forgot the equally unrealistic fantasy that this game allows you to do.... You can even furnish the house you own...

[@dazcarrr]

@@Geothermal1159 and you can still eat food after you've bought it all

[@Synathidy]

TRUTH.

[@eashanahluwalia9599]

Bro I'm trying to save up for a house irl, you ain't lying

[@rejvaik00]

5 words: Honorable discharge, Veteran Home loan

[@ticklezcat5191]

The thieves guild weren't sure it was fencing, but they knew you did SOMETHING illegal to get that money.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

"He just sold 1500 daggers? Must have been stolen..."

[@MoonspiritX]

@@ThatsCoolDude Sure, cause working hard is illegal 😂

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@@MoonspiritX working that hard technically is illegal just not in the way you're probably thinking

[@MoonspiritX]

@@Dovah_Slayer Thank God that regulations on work exist.

[@GrahamJyc1]

"I don't trust you enough to talk about that..." THROWS MONEY AT THEM "Why yes, I DO have a house for sale!"

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Works irl

[@JakeKoenig]

American politics in a nutshell.

[@Wh173c0c0]

Ah, yes, the age-old tradition of christening a new home by smacking into the walls at full force. It's like breaking a bottle of champagne on a ship (but for houses).

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Exactly, can't go without it.

[@nic1626]

😆 😆 this Fuckin guy

[@lazaromora8263]

@@ThatsCoolDude You forgot the entire shivering isles

[@peytongonavy]

@@lazaromora8263 He already owns those next week

[@dancincoolkid]

I absolutely love vendors in Oblivion. All of my Oblivion characters: "I know you just bought this exact same item from me 600 times, but would you like to buy it now for MORE gold, for absolutely no reason at all? Yes, of course you would" Vendors: *PAIN*

[@ThatsCoolDude]

If only it were 600 times... Vendors always keep busy in my playthroughs!

[@kenpachiyugioh1804]

The Raid Crew now officially has more home bases than places to raid

[@ThatsCoolDude]

More bases = more places to store Skooma!

[@LadyScriben]

The new owner sure has turned Benirus Manor around. It's now a welcome addition to our city

[@eddiebendigo7317]

The Dorian Paralysis method has been a favorite of mine for a very long time. Glad to see the Raid Crew putting it to use!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

We needed the money...

[@Bleakmidwntr850]

Skooma addicted blue man helps me relax lmao

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy to hear!

[@andlien2175]

Skooming around at the speed of sound and buying up every availability property. Yeah sounds like a weekend to me

[@Leto85]

In Oblivion you can buy your own castle? Now, that's something.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Castles are cool!

[@ЖИЛЕ94]

@@ThatsCoolDude I played oblivion all through my high school years, and i didnt knoe you can buy a effin castle. How do you get to that point?? Because im playing oblivion now and i want one🙃🙃

[@apx_frost8941]

@@ЖИЛЕ94 It's DLC. Battlehorn Castle. Included with the GOTY edition or something like $10 on its own.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​​@@apx_frost8941 it's less buying it and more so you protect it and it's yours (also all digital versions are now the GOTY) I'm assuming they are playing on the non goty as it spams you with dlc messages upon entering the sewers

[@zemfruit]

Glad Dorian made it on the list. He's my go to if I need money :)

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Poor guy gets paralyzed all the time :(

[@Headlessgenie]

No no Its a trade deal. He gives me a *peice* of his infinite wealth, i profit and save the world, i ask for more money.

[@SamLemont]

Billy Dee Williams "It works every time."

[@FranNyan]

My variation of method 5 is bandit camps. Find enough on them on the map then fast travel between, then stop off to sell everything when inventory gets too full. Since it's camps outside, if you hit your inventory limit, it's easy enough to just drop stuff and then pick it up again next round. And if you get enough in the loop they respawn by the time you get back around to them. (and really, if yer gonna console it up, you can just spawn the gold, go the pure laze way!) Also, you forgot one of the DLC houses. Deepscorn hollow or something like that? The one with the entrance under the water for some idiot reason with the Sithis shrine in the basement that comes with its own cult.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Bandits are the best for loot! Also, didn't forget Deepscorn Hollow! The "Hey, you!" guys sold stuff for that!

[@FranNyan]

@@ThatsCoolDude Aah, okay, I just didn't see you actually going down there (and TBH thought you were hitting that guy up for more schooma :D )

[@PenntiousMcGoblin]

I used the Dorian method on console and I can’t tell you how numb my fingers got from pressing the A button so many times. Was worth it in the long run though.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yeah, my finger hurt :(

[@PenntiousMcGoblin]

@@ThatsCoolDude owchie, be sure to stretch after rigorous button smashing lol

[@apx_frost8941]

The times I've used Dorian, I sit the controller down on my lap and spam press with my two index fingers. If you get into a rhythm, you don't notice how much spamming you're doing until you've already amassed a fortune.

[@PenntiousMcGoblin]

@@apx_frost8941 Thanks for the advice

[@DarkQuill]

5:50 That authentic Oblivion gameplay.

[@cindermagus]

On my first full play through I also bought all of the houses just to see what they looked like and if they were useful as bases but I just realized how obsolete they are when you can sleep for free in any guild if you’re at least an associate in it PLUS why buy any of this when the FROSTCRAG SPIRE EXISTS Also, for me, the best way to make money in Oblivion is honestly just to level up and make sure you can carry a lot of things. Go to like, level 15 or 20 and just take everyone's armor because they all wear Daedric and Ebony Armor and sell it to the Three Brothers, who will pay you up to 1000 per piece, rather than other merchants who have a max of 600 or 800 *edit* see I didn't even know Nilphas had a max of 2000!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

You can even get them to 3000 with high enough Mercantile skills!

[@cindermagus]

@@ThatsCoolDude Ty for the tip, I’ve been playing a few years and thought I knew the game pretty well but I learn something new every day 😁

[@dreco3658]

The Carahil that took out Lorgren Benirus the first time was the current Carahil`s Father hence the "justified in his actions" also if you talk to her about it after you lifted the curse she has a little something to say about it I thought it was pretty interesting

[@DarkAdonisVyers]

Probably because the dialogue writers and character designers don't communicate. The VA for Lucien said that he didn't even know what his character would look like until after he himself played the game.

[@burge117]

I have to be careful...every time I watch someone play Oblivion it draws me back like I am a recovering Skooma addict... Must resist. Will have no life for several years...

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Do it.... play it.

[@burge117]

@@ThatsCoolDude I will!

[@Sencilia]

I usually duplicate enchanted items coz they're worth more. I tend to get the Ring of Rumare since you can get it super early, duplicate it and sell the copies for quick cash.

[@xXSUBJECT4Xx]

Some advice for people doing the Dorian glitch: He actually has more gold, if you bribe him first. I remember, I used to use the Lover birthsign, just to get 100,000 gold at the start of the game lol. Then again I haven’t done that since the Xbox360 days so take this with a grain of salt.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Can confirm it still works and is the solution to the exploit not working on certain versions or with certain mods installed

[@arynrowland862]

Own a home? But why? If you complete the Mage’s Guild questline you get the Arch-Mage’s Quarters. That’s like living in a skyscraper in Manhattan, but on Oblivion instead.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

Hey you do you want to live in the highest place at nirn? Become Arch Mage

[@AlchemistOfNirnroot]

I usually boost mercantile every level as well as doing the Hackdirt quest (save these for later). By the time you're level 20 I invest into the best vendors and just sell Daedric items for big coin. Doesn't work well for speed though. You could also fortify mercantile skill and you get the invest perk temporarily. If you wanted to cheat. You could use the dupe glitch on the vampire ashes. With Dorian. You want to bribe him first. And when you come back to paralyze him again you bribe him some more etc.

[@johnprager662]

Rockmilk Cave is my favorite non-glitch way to make a lot of money. Between the black bows and all of the loot you can get from the marauders and bandits, you can make a ton of gold and also up your combat skills. I like going to the Anvil blacksmith too because he has high gold and low mercantile.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Great place! Also not just a bland cave...Stuff is happening!

[@Streetpissa]

Let’s fucking go I’m early

[@AB-gh5be]

skfnskhfjdgdh the elmo cutaway

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Elmo memes are best memes.

[@OmikronTitan]

Great quality and fun video. I came to a hard pause and had to rewatch/relisten around 7:40 when I heard Eh-bone-ee. Pronounced Eb-en-ee(Eb-on-y). Hehe, Boney armor and weapons.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it!

[@marekmacko9263]

ah yes, sweet capitalism

[@Caddynars]

I remember back in the day that you could talk to the count of Skingrad over and over after finishing his quest to get the gold reward, but it ended up getting patched like a week after it was discovered.

[@brantnuttall]

7:22 Where's Creeper when you need him..................

[@НиколайКапралов-б3е]

3:18 what is the song

[@Hunter-fs1nj]

For dorian: its good to drink some cheap wine and bribe him as much as possible! It multiplies the amount of gold he carries by a lot!

[@JakeKoenig]

The fastest and best way to make money is just to loot the same handful of Marauder and Bandit dungeons over and over. Rockmilk Cave is the best one because they mostly kill each other and you can just loot the bodies, but Infested Mine, Cursed Mine, Squandered Mine, and Ft Blueblood have the most bandits or marauders with the best armor and weapons for whatever level you're on. And you get to quickly increase all the skills associated with melee fighting, which you should be doing if you want a powerful character. I spend the first 15 levels mostly collecting loot to sell for training sessions for each level up. Glitches take all the fun out of the game. It's just cheating. I'd rather earn everything through normal gameplay.

[@sir_justinius]

Theres actually a great mod that lets you take over where Lorgran left off in becoming a Lich, it gives you spells and recipes to make undead servants and other creatures, and of course the path to Lichdom.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

What's it called?

[@sir_justinius]

@@Dovah_Slayer Oh yeah sure, it's Called Necromancy and Lichdom. You can find it on Nexus mods.

[@lsswappedcessna]

@@sir_justinius Reminds me a lot of the Undeath mod for Skyrim. Actual necromancy and consequences for practicing it is something the Elder Scrolls games are sorely lacking.

[@wetznerkdk2922]

Nice vid. I got a bug were the duke of skingrad gave me 2500(?) every time I talked to him after I kill/cured his wife from vampirismo. Problem was that it came in with another bug that stoped gates from opening in ayleid ruins...

[@cherrypopscile3385]

Early game: Join the Thieves Guild, and break into EVERY house. It'll give you a free chancer to explore all the cool hidden secrets in people's homes. Mid game: Do the guilds. You'll get more than enough to get decent houses, and ad that onto the money you made robbing everyone you'll be good. Late game: Bandits. Kill them, sell their fancy stuff, and make money.

[@Matt-md5yt]

glad you did this my friend

[@vergil5566]

That'sGoldDude

[@ericr6170]

Dude the scream cut offs are really annoying. Like once is fine but I can’t even finish your video.

[@nonebeliever5321]

You can just duplicate both he black bows and the vampire dust and then the money really pours in

[@fox-dies]

eh-bow-nee? its eh-buh-nee, my friend. great video as always, gave me a lot of giggles.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Noted. Happy you like it!

[@HeisBeppo]

Hey I'm doing this too, just without the glitch methods or grinding, only normal gameplay. So far I have 4 homes.

[@caseyphelps6232]

The thieves guild quest updated because you used a fence to vendor your items

[@theninenazgul5248]

I am a simple man I see thats cool dude I click

[@Toast1x]

I made my money legit in Oblivion I totally didn’t dublicate molag bal’s mace and sold it over and over again

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Woah

[@Ahglock]

Yeesh, I just did it through alchemy.

[@oscarleppington5275]

Ah another skooma den .... in every city!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

F**K YEAH!

[@TrippleEgis]

Dorian method is the best. I got bilions gold from him. I just yielded to him and then bribed him until he had like 50k gold, but until I did that guard came and saw me stealing bilions so I had to serve over 500 years in jail :D

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I thankfully just got a 40 gold fine and that was it... Those jail times are insane tho.

[@Jeb-Slim-Jonson-mb3qx]

We're rich! rock and stone WE'RE RICH!

[@BaconIover69]

Does the method of duplication with the bow and arrows not work anymore? Because that's how we did it back in the days...

[@paradise808]

U can just save before betting and there u go 100 % profit at the aréna

[@matthewtallent8296]

Please, I have to know what the panicked yelling sound clips are from 😆

[@ThatsCoolDude]

If you mean that screaming guy... it's just a screaming guy sound effect!

[@matthewtallent8296]

@@ThatsCoolDude lol ok, thank you my blue faced friend 😄

[@utfrts39sk]

As someone who has done and owned everything in Oblivion... Your methods are all sh!t. Just use alchemy to make potions. In every single TES game it completely breaks the economy. Also sell all scrolls you find except the lockpicks if you don't have a respective build for lockpicking. It really isn't hard to gather that amount of money without selling ANYTHING except potions and scrolls.

[@davisharper6704]

For betting on arena matches, the higher your luck is, the greater your chances of winning the bets. 50 luck gives essentially a 50/50 chance to win or lose. Using a fortify luck spell during a match to bring your luck to 100 gives you a guarantee to win the bet.

[@nonameuserua]

I normally grab stuff from hell and sell it to the sithis-obsessed at the inn next to the bridge to the IC, he has 2000$, enough for a daedric warhammer

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yep, he's one of the best vendors... to be exact - one of 3 that have a base of 2000 gold to use!

[@Timic83tc]

if you are going to use console to take the duped scrolls to a maxed vendor... just give gold lmao

[@Forold]

Alright I'm okay with a lot of things in this video (as a commenter and god of your channel) however did you really need to use it. Come on. You're better than this. Using the skooma that the cats force upon us good nord folk.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

FYI if the exploit with paralyzing Dorian doesn't work at first bribe him (yes this also works with the unofficial patch) that's how TCD fixed it

[@christidavidson7616]

I haven't played in years, and have forgotten a lot. I used to know how to place items... Not drop. Such as placing a potion on a shelf in my house. I've forgotten how. Can anyone help me?

[@danielcollinspda9936]

Hey Megamind dude, you couldve got more money in the other provicnece with the Skooma Trade. of course, you probably wouldve consumed it all.

[@thatcarnivoreteacher6125]

Yo if you have the shivering isles dlc and complete it you can do the oblivion version of Preston Garvey quests by talking to haskiiL( after becoming the mad god )

[@SCOOGRR]

Ngl first play through I got a strong summon scroll and duped it and used the monster to walk me through the umbra fight and then I was just OP

[@ChippendaleLodge]

break into houses steal only fruit and veges and turn into magic potions then go back into houses and sell the magic potions for 50 gold ea then you make oodles of gold

[@michaelburrowes6347]

I had no idea you could own a castle...

[@ThatsCoolDude]

It's super badass!

[@anthonylombardo1261]

@@ThatsCoolDude yea is they a mod or DLC?

[@carduelischloris7955]

@@anthonylombardo1261 its a DLC

[@OrigamiAhsoka]

I’ve never seen that Dorian glitch before, that’s funny af

[@thatoneguy8146]

I remember buying all the properties and everything in them legitimately in one play through.

[@HighKing9000]

If you’re gonna use console commands …. Why didn’t you just add gold ?

[@mcbdllc2848]

It hits different when you get your spoils from adventure and trade I have 346k (and over 120k in gold liquid) valuables in different homes that's wealth.

[@ironscalp484]

I just used to grind alchemy.. potions are valuable as heck.

[@Cinemaphile7783]

The duplication glitch will make you rich within 30 minutes.

[@denis2381]

GayAnalDildo ❤️

[@sofiadimaggio4815]

I actually made a million in oblivion AFTER buying all the DLC mansions. I would just explore caves and sell shit. The only cheat I used was the cheat to make vendors have wayyy more money. So I’d sell daedric artifacts for the 65k or whatever the game priced them at

[@luuhale1296]

would have been easier to cheat the money instead of using cheats to sell items lol

[@ReadyF0RHeady]

Man oblivion quality content like this in 2023 what a time to be alife

[@Faithful_Gentile]

You and about 7mil people have buyed all them since 1998

[@TheOriginalFlowerdough]

OR glitch it for infinite dust by resurrecting and killing them

[@MrChristophSteininge]

All those ex ploits, What about console commands? Player.additem f (insert number). And that is it!

[@bowiehunter]

"I don't trust you enough to tell you that" Dude! I'm buying a house! Take my money!

[@zes3813]

no such thing as buy or not or dominate etc about it, monx or not doesn't matter

[@lemmesleep8566]

Awesome video as always! :)

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it!

[@rronnie8883]

2:13 i mean all you really have to do is the dup glitch its super easy and really fast. All you do is have more than one of a scroll and than you just double click on that scroll and drop the item your trying to get more of super easy edit nm i just got to the part of the vid that shows you doing the scroll dup

[@spacecat3198]

I feel like the elder scrolls lost the opportunity to use the black knight and dialogue from monty python. "Tis but a scratch" *dies*

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Would be great!

[@hailealdous5434]

Does the dorian glitch still work on the current game pass version of oblivion? plus, banging video dude.. great to watch when stoned

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it! The glitch still works on the newest versions imo

[@springlz3892]

Using the duplication exploit is by far the fastest way, but it can also be sped up. Using Apotheosis, you can just press the hotkey to sell 1 item to usually sell at the max of any vendor, rather than finding the spot on the slider where the vendor decides is ok. Also you can duplicate sigil stones, but I do not recommend this. There is no faster way to crash the game (and go deaf at the same time) than dropping like 20 sigil stone duplicates.

[@periodicbeast9994]

Max out speed and acrobatics, create a spell for increase speed on self for 4 seconds. Enchant all your armor with feather, kill deer for venison which give feather as it's second attribute. Go in to every dungeon you see, fight nothing and just loot the chests. Sell everything you pick up rinse and repeat.

[@stanleyschlosser7495]

i tried it with scrolls didnt work arrows you need on xbox

[@Ericstone00]

The mage tower and the pirate cove are the only two I get.

[@deusgamer4922]

What’s the piece of music you used for the Dorian Money Montage?? Sounds groovy!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

I think it's Press Fuse by French Fuse!

[@kris33451]

best method is to find a bandit cave with glass armor users loot all and npc all armor and do it again over and over you can put a whole cave of loot on a single corpse and drag it

[@user-dg4tu5gm8t]

and this black bow? :3 how about this black bow?

[@FUJIIDEW]

I remember duplicating Fin Gleam like 350 times back on Xbox 360. It sold for 1k each without investing so it was stupid money.

[@dreco3658]

If you want to dupe stuff to make money just find a nice Enchanted ring that's only like a pound and just duplicate the crap out of it that way that way you can actually hold it without being over encumbered

[@BT13ish]

I only done the dorian thing on ps3 in high school

[@akunformalitas]

I bought the Anvil cursed house for safe containers, big mistake!

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Yeah, that house can be a mess...

[@davidward8212]

Your character looks bored and done with the shenanigans and I find it hilarious.

[@ThatsCoolDude]

We stop when I say we stop.

[@galaxa88]

Ferb I know what we’re doing today

[@wolfdown8267]

Can you do the same for Skyrim?

[@Schneeweis]

great. thanks for the video

[@ThatsCoolDude]

Happy you like it!

[@jungtothehuimang]

"and this other black bow, would you like to turn it in" x500

[@ThatsCoolDude]

That quest in a nutshell lmao

[@maciek-ns8xr]

What's the music around 10:40?

[@munherpes]

04:00 what song is that? First Aid Kit?

[@nickfury5536]

"Watch it" What if I don't want to?