I bought some Kaiju toys off Ali Express

So, it's come to this, huh? I guess I'm doing one of these now.
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Track listing:
Downfall Theme I (Prediction of Disaster) - Prophecies of Nostradamus stereo soundtrack
Buy Somethin’ Will Ya! - Earthbound
UGM no Kyujitu - Ultraman 80
The Birth of Minya - Son of Godzilla
Parent Godzilla Comes Ashore - Son of Godzilla
Godzilla vs. Kumonga - Son of Godzilla
Battle Against a Weak Opponent - Earthbound
Ultraman Ace pinch music - Ultraman Ace
The Place - Earthbound
Osaka Area - Super Godzilla

[@ZaGorudan]

Officially the worst video on the channel.

[@_TheAntagonist_]

For what it's worth I enjoyed it. Big fan of the lawless wasteland of bootleg toys. Where but the flea market can you see Batman fighting Elsa?

[@nylaandrew]

It's fun. Bootleg merch is good for a laugh. I'd welcome a sequel.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Good. Do more. 👍

[@javiermichel7097]

The ¨worst video¨ that i enjoyed. Thanks for the vid.

[@OGSuperBerserkerFinalWars]

No it the best review video i see

[@DwayneFuhlhage]

i love janky knokoffs and weird licensed merch. an imperial godzilla i bought at a thrift store for $0.50 is one of my road trip companions

[@LamangoKaijura]

You can basically TASTE the lead paint chips coming off these things.

[@hyperchord]

You can't taste lead paint.

[@ParrotsAccount]

@@hyperchord☝️🤓

[@TOKYOTOYBANZAI]

That stretchy Ultraman Jack is pretty darn great 🤣 Gotta love the bootlegs.

[@v.m.9198]

I've always loved weird bootlegs more than official toys. The cheap plastic, the mangled english, the creativity(?) of the product...perfect

[@BurnyToast]

The moment you started playing the super Godzilla music when that clump scringly is shown, I knew it was gonna be a good day

[@BurnyToast]

Just the stinkiest fartiest SNES brass instruments

[@mabfuentes8885]

"Now you know what Sadola's blood looks like." Sadora literally has ice(are they? really? Ice?) coming out of his mouth in UGMMB, when getting headlocked by Red King.

[@Cellmate]

That one at 4:08 gave my body a workout with how hard it made me laugh. There's just no way! I couldn't believe it was real!

[@nicostud916]

We shall stan Stretch Ultra-Armstrong Jack

[@Ryan_Tse]

Yes, I shwatched him die

[@ShinGoji1987Official]

Lol I love bootleg figures. They remind me of my childhood days with the imperial Godzilla and their Dinosaur/animal toys. I own a few of those mini Goji figures and some of those weren't too bad and not far from the official releases

[@mattr75]

Bootlegs can be quite amusing

[@scado5679]

You know what, that rubbery Jack might actually be a good office toy

[@mabfuentes8885]

"They're both corn cobs." No. Sadora is actually a corn dog mixed with a lobster.

[@Cdr2002]

Thank you for making me not feel alone being not caught up on newer Ultraman shows

[@KeenEyeStudios]

Nice. You got some real collectables on your hands.

[@dinoxels]

Ali express is certainly a zany location

[@mabfuentes8885]

1:23 Myth-accurate Sadora be like:

[@LightningZetton]

Nice toys you got. Honestly the toys they have there are decent like upscaled spark doll figures and small scale taller figures to be in scale with spark dolls, I do like the giant figures of Ultraman they have like they took the spark doll and upscaled it to be as big as an X plus. Nice video tho

[@jackal27]

Hell yes this was awesome and I would love more. I buy these sometimes for my kid and it’s always a hoot seeing what shows up lmao

[@jackal27]

Oh and also, as someone who fucking hated Trigger, Decker is great.

[@TheBoringTiger]

4:12 it has a penguin face! Omg I love your descriptions of these faces “clump scrigly”

[@mgkiryuu]

I am with ya, I don't really get a lot of figures no more. If I do, it is the Gashapon size stuff. They don't take up much room. The figure with the terribly placed eyes is like creepypasta nightmare fuel.

[@wateralien]

Fun fact: That stretchy Jack bullshit is actually a series It has a lot of monsters too, somehow they have Aboras, Chandlar, a Gokinezula for some goddamn reason and a lot others. I have some myself (Sadora, and a Ghostron I find this series actually pretty good and I don't know what crystal Tsubaraya snorted to actually liscense it and make it an official Ultraman product

[@SirWolfgangMozart]

3:36 me when sh figure arts gomora

[@ungeekmas4003]

3:55 When I bought that lot I thought that figure was based on the Godzilla of the Heisei era XD

[@markaes]

My son loves those KO first plastic kaiju guys. He has no idea who ultraman is (nor do I really) but we bought 20 of the bad guys for cheap and he makes up his own characters and plays with them all the time. Quality isn't all the bad compared to the stuff I grew up with in the 70s.

[@GojiraMan]

8:07 the music fit so we'll to this figure it makes me laugh so hard I miss Clump Scringly

[@johnxina5633]

Okay so those mini Godzilla figures are suppose to be a knock off of the blind bag mini figures I believe neca put out back in 2014. I remember seeing the blind bags for sale next to the check-outs at Wal-Mart

[@Goji_Davezilla]

“C## blast” got me dying💀

[@sashaplay7082]

Now you are an official gigachad sigma

[@Godzillaman566]

The 1954 figure has another set of toes on top of the already existing ones

[@user-fy2js6os3c]

I NEED THAT STRECHY ULTRAMAN JACK FIGURE

[@Monsterreviews1217]

3:00 these are knock off Neca minis from their blind bag set.

[@godzillapark9075]

5:23 the white arms are technically not the fault of the bootlegers, those small figures are based off WizKids mini-figures by neca it was a blind bag the containers figures and for some odd reason the fem MUTO had white arms

[@andrewmurray1430]

big fan! but why does the backdrop look like an extreme close-up on the side of a hairy arm?

[@ZaGorudan]

I hate my wallpaper, lmao.

[@dubuyajay9964]

The extra eyeball is very Shin Godzilla. XD

[@lilbabyman666]

How cam you possibly look at a muto and think "Cloverfield"?

[@ZaGorudan]

James Rolfe said it once and people have been parroting it ever since.

[@nathanchannel1895]

there are also some good bootlegs, one of which is the exx drawing mold brand, great toys, legend creation, etc. So my suggestion is for shf, that's what I mentioned earlier for the most sofubi, the Jinjiang toys or the BARGBK ones

[@Dr79091]

Hi friend, where do you get the bargbk figures or do you have more information about it?

[@nathanchannel1895]

​@@Dr79091yeah I bought it at the mall near my house, yes, in this country bootleg goods are coming in. Yes, my country is Indonesia, so I have a collection of original and bootleg Godzilla and Ultraman. Oh yes, I bought it because it was rare, so I bought the figures that I bought, Gomes, Golza, Super COV. Yes, they released the Bandai version in 2009, but there is one more thing that has to be differentiated, namely when you take off the tail, you can see that it's not Bandai. I'll make a video later on how to tell the difference. the cool and original one

[@Crembaw]

I got a clear white and blue Tokyo SOS Godzilla at Comic-Con a decade ago if anyone wants it.

[@timbrueggemann6084]

That's last Godzilla would make a great gorgo base

[@RyanParreno]

I actually wouldn't mind if you talked about your kaiju toys in future videos

[@brycevo]

That last one is the best Gajziller

[@user-xi3zg9hc4p]

I died laughing when you said goj and godj

[@Inadequate-Butters]

Out of the entire Monsterverse the Skull Crawlers and Mutos are the only original kaijus and that's why they are unique because they aren't fanboyed over

[@alixsprallix]

great video

[@moai6617]

bro knows everything 💀💀🗣️🗣️

[@kailemsandborg9933]

So those Ultraman Cards are Legit. There sold exclusively in China. The main box itself that contains the packs has the Official Tsyburaya sticker on it

[@thesteelsquid863]

My favorite ultraman moment was when Sadola approached ultraman for a fight, but ultraman just stared at Sadola in silence for ten seconds befote stretching around him and suffocating him like a fucking boa constricter

[@TorterraJayeon]

Thanks to you I end up referring to Godzilla as “Goj” often

[@JDPlaysMoth]

This is amazing, ten out of ten, now I want a stretchy Godzilla bootleg and cheap Gamera ripoffs lol

[@grantwoodell5575]

Interesting, a while ago I ordered a neca shin godzilla figure off AliExpress, (because everywhere else had it in the $90+ dollar range), I found it for $25 and I decided to take my chances, 2 weeks later and it arrives in its box, not a bootleg, and not a scratch on it!

[@grantwoodell5575]

It really just depends on the person you buy from, remember, there are scammer on every website.

[@Nahan_Boker94]

That strechable ultraman is so cursed lol

[@trexboy269]

I actually kinda like the sadola figure

[@peucoman]

what Gundam is that, the Ver. Anime? I would've suggested building the Beyond Global maybe if it's a model kit. Also you're missing Char's Zaku to complete the essentials

[@ZaGorudan]

I'm absolutely not a model kit guy. I got this figure for 30 bucks at a Walgreens, lmao.

[@dudududu1926]

It's the Walgreens tie-in version. A companion of the Walmart Zaku II.

[@blockycraftpartyplayz7015]

I found so many knockoff ultraman toys for like 5 dollars on aliexpress it’s so weird

[@maxzero3647]

Jake Nii-san someone save Jake Nii-san

[@therandomsaiyajin]

Gigan with hands is fucking CURSED

[@Tarokun874]

3:08 😂😂😂

[@ginay715]

Zagorudan,the Ultraman doll loses color easily.

[@blackdragon5274]

The background looks like hairy skin

[@brucesnow3901]

Sadora looks the best one

[@marleyansonbaranda5512]

The second won is kina cool

[@ajclements4627]

I’ve been wondering if Ali Express was legit or not, now I know. I think I’d still buy a few though.

[@jacksonknightproductions8697]

Hey, Trigger is a good show.

[@ZaGorudan]

I infer I don't like it in two more consecutive videos, so prepare yourself.

[@Sir.Felix1590]

If i would do this after a bit i would brun it

[@ricardodavis4730]

I was squeezing a bottle of ketchup when you were describing the gross sensation of the rubber Ultraman........yuck.....

[@CheddarFrogs]

Yeah bay be

[@user-xi3zg9hc4p]

7:33 reminds me of varan

[@granthardaway9185]

i have bootlegs because i'm poor 😢 and i also watch the wikizilla gigan video 100 times

[@SimpleGuy10]

I got a AilExpress ad 😭

[@tutorialesdepredadorhunter]

oh shit oh fuck a gundam

[@alexisislas-gonzalez5991]

He he he whatsa you buying

[@mmargosa1986]

I've seen sh monster arts on Ali express but I don't know if it's a scam or just real

[@pumpbigid6065]

2:22 facts

[@JawshMeh]

I don’t even buy figures, Im poor…

[@micahfuqua]

There’s no Godzilla only Ultraman toys on aliexpress💀💀💀

[@rickytoddbotelho9555]

Ali express is great for crafty crap 👏 😀 👍

[@KenverseProductions]

Hey zagouHey ZaGorudan i found some Bandai ultraman toy battle pack is only found from china but at least we have ebay as this is official and is not fake

[@zeeeeroin9981]

Cute

[@TripodStudios12]

9:12 what is the name of the music in the backround?

[@gamingwithjon8326]

sid is that you? 4:20

[@user-ur9hdima]

Nothing to do! It turns out that Ali Express is also in America! (I thought only in Russia)

[@manuelaxolot4945]

i think he like trigger :)

[@ZaGorudan]

absolutely in love with it

[@TheJAWSarchives75]

I know Ive heard you voice before But I can’t remember where

[@SHE3N]

Wikizilla

[@Nah_bro0]

Funny thing is I actually like aliexpress

[@SomeDumbassOfTheWeek]

i mean got my hiya toys godzilla on ali express sooooooo

[@Baryonyxguy8]

5:18 ain’t they technically siblings,…..

[@MrCaLdErOn7]

4:42 what did you say

[@infinityzer054]

6:11 totally not blazar

[@Oliver_Fan-i7p]

Bro the second one i have that and its basically Dogshit

[@skibiditoiletvman]

GOJ 😆🤣

[@GabrielBroehm]

:3

[@user-qm7nj2oi8q]

sadora not sadola

[@ZaGorudan]

The Ultra Series™ is not one you should be trying to correct the spelling of monster names for considering Tsuburaya themselves can't decide. R's and L's are switched around in translations of Japanese names thanks to a quirk in the language anyways. If I called it Sadora I'd be getting a comment telling me it's actually Sadola so I can't win either way.

[@ZillaGamerYT]

Are you one of the people from wikizilla

[@ZaGorudan]

Maybe

[@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan]

Definitely not goldn from wikiziola right?

[@alexanderrugerio6904]

Is a.goofy boofy monsters

[@Titanheisei_godzilla_the_king]

Wtfff

[@Deinowharf]

Your background looks like body hair wtf

[@elizabethn2292]

😒

[@Hobzilla0903]

yeah mate godzilla 2014 was shite. might aswell call it 10% godzilla

[@ZaGorudan]

Not sure who you're yeah-mating to because I don't recall ever reflecting that sentiment in this video.

[@samwit7804]

Cut your nails!!!!

[@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan]

You really sound like one of the Wikizilla hosts

[@ZaGorudan]

Golly I wonder who that could be, lol

[@VenomTheLethalProtecterFan]

@@ZaGorudan BOI WHO SCREAMED GODZILLA?!!?!!

[@kazzakazza-oe6dg]

Yes