I Bought the Cheapest Games on Steam

[@aMyst_1]

yet another video to explain your steam profile

[@Obedthian-UK]

Ok

[@NeutronixRL]

​@@Obedthian-UKgreat that fellah

[@loliconenjoyer9770]

Lmao

[@Ashira_edited]

Ok

[@Actually_Fuzed]

Ok

[@littlewormyguy]

A legitimately well made game where ur always spinning would unironically make a great rage game akin to getting over it

[@meskonyolsen6657]

MAKE THAT ONE but not THAT! "STALIN" GAME!

[@Zer0cip]

Hear me out here, you're a gardening pipe thing and you need to water every flower and plant in the garden but your amount of water is limited and the controls are total junk

[@felman87]

"I played it for the plot" People didn't believe it for Stellar Blade and they're not going to believe it now.

[@SetariM]

Stellar Blade was a great game plot-wise IMO, I enjoyed it. The fanservice was just the cherry on top

[@Jimmy--Little]

"Milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk" is only $2.21 Cool little game

[@Dokladka]

I bought it thinking it would be some garbage but it was a good short story!

[@YukinaAero]

i got it on sale during october!! i never finished the story but the visual style is so good

[@Jimmy--Little]

@@DokladkaYeah, I thought so too, but the milk game surprises us all!

[@Jimmy--Little]

@@YukinaAero O

[@YukinaAero]

@ im sorry what?

[@TheNikola2018]

1:20 the spinning thing is actually just a random bug on specific game engine for some computers it happend on one of the early backrooms free games but it worked just fine for me

[@eyeuehhejehe3122]

Interesting

[@Forser]

Tends to happen on games if you have a controller plugged in on the PC also sometimes so unplugging the Xbox / PS controller can help.

[@TailGreat]

Just move the camera in the direction of the spinning and you should stop

[@madnesspurple8454]

0:56 POV: You're Funny Valentine

[@Jackaks]

funny ass comment

[@tamamlanmamis]

goated refernce

[@Efsaaneh]

"Arigato Gyro" ahh comment

[@XboyKrash]

D4C

[@redhoodplays768]

unexpected jojo reference

[@princedest1ny]

I can’t believe you actually found good games doing this props to that one dev making cool games for less than a dollar

[@Mystterous]

Actually the small anime girl was Stalin, in one night with Stalin lore Stalin becomes a small anime girl on accident before the events of the game take place.

[@gamewalker999]

Ah I see. That plot point was really gonna eat away at me if I didn’t figure it out, thanks 🙏

[@Timmering]

Why do you know this information

[@Mystterous]

@@Timmering i made it up

[@eWosMrV]

How do you know

[@Zirtip]

12:04 so G.O.P.O.T.A. isn't originally an acronym, it's just the word "гопота" romanized. that word comes from the word "гопник" (gopnik) which refers to street gang members, so "гопота" basically means the street gangs

[@criminalbird9138]

Not really street gangs. They can organize into local groups to commit some crime or just sit together doing nothing but it's more like delinquent subculture

[@webbergaming1873]

The slop thickens

[@ydg7670]

welcome back to sloplive

[@tirefish]

The slop is leaking

[@happymyers2515]

Pyro?

[@UnknownCommenter3]

Something sure is thick

[@James-zo1cc]

you looking at the cheapest steam games: WHY IS THERE SO MUCH P-

[@Icetastesgood]

how else am I gonna goon?

[@James-zo1cc]

@@Icetastesgood bruh

[@captheobbyist6434]

15:50 "this is that game. mostly intact. im sorry." IM GONNA BURST OUT LAUGHING

[@sci300768]

At least they were honest!

[@fero_art]

5:25 Zooming into Reggie while talking about freaks?! I will NOT tolerate this Reggie slander!

[@orchid9]

Those russian shitpost games are getting out of hand, they start to resemble quality products - they do entertain, that's for sure

[@Doxxtrain]

constant neck pain in chernobyl

[@Doxxtrain]

for bean battle there is already redmatch (free). orbt xl planets look like artists at kurzgesagt made them. not sure if i want to accuse them of asset ripping or not.

[@Siren-1193]

lowkey, me and my mates have been jamming bean battles together since 2020. I've bought it for friends 6 times at this point. bean battles is the GOAT

[@subjectnamehere1965]

*5:17* brother man it's money laundering all of it

[@KudoRedfox]

Also it's like 99.9999999% bots

[@edga7490]

12:55 Roughly translates to "Refunded the game - left a developer without a meal". In the original it says "Dosirac" instead of a meal, I just decided to localize it a bit as not everyone may know what it is. Dosirac is just instant noodles.

[@TheNikola2018]

the beans are the object that almost if not everyone uses for character hitbox 10/10 actualy fair hitboxes

[@bruhzzer]

the spinning is caused by the mouse dpi being too high for the game, it usually happens when gaming in vms or when you have insane mouses (computer mice?)

[@KellyBeeSan]

Yes, they're called mice. 😂

[@stickjustastick628]

3:23 if you see that in any game CLOSE THAT game immediately!

[@sassy_spoon]

no cause why'd she wink at us, like you can't wink while saying shit like that I dont believe you now🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[@wintershaker1]

Steam policy is pretty much, anything goes so long it isn't a japanese visual novel

[@pulsar_mindustry]

12:08 The word "gopota" (гопота) is a Russian slang term for street thugs or hooligans, often associated with aggressive or antisocial behavior. It originally referred to young troublemakers hanging out in public spaces, and over time, it became a stereotype for uneducated, rowdy individuals. (GPT chat response, but I, as a Russian, can confirm that he explained the word correctly)

[@pulsar_mindustry]

12:12 First poster : You have been visited by a smiling dog.If you see this, you will have a wonderful day Poster 2: boss, I don't feel a bonus - you don't have it 3.1:Developer - We promise to fix all baths 3.2: Players

[@pulsar_mindustry]

12:50 This is a Russian meme in the original 2 workers of emergency rescue services speak with stammering: here our powers end (in this situation, the policeman says that his powers end here, which means that he cannot do anything )

[@pulsar_mindustry]

12:55 returned the money for the game left the developer without doshirak noodles (btw doshirak in russia costs not much more than $ 0.5, but the salary here is much less)

[@pulsar_mindustry]

13:49 my typical life in Russia

[@bequiet3944]

you forgot 12:15 there's a russian idiom "a mouse hanged itself in the fridge" meaning there's nothing to eat at home

[@mmontagee]

That GOPOTA game was collection of classic russian memes

[@ros9764]

Bean Battles is just RedMatch 2 but third person. Also the only clicker game i have liked is the one where you press a button but there is a high chance that the meter, that tells you how many times you've clicked the button, will reset back to 0 so essentially you're fighting the game itself to get to a new high score

[@MyUsersDark]

Gambling

[@S_Asteric]

I remember there was one time when I was on Steam, I saw a game that have stolen assets, and extreme low quality with a low low price of 80 FUCKING Dollar. (As some one who doesn't live in US, a game with such low quality and stolen assets, should NOT be that expensive) The creator of that game made 3-5 versions of the exact same game with different name and same price tag for all of them. I actually DM one of the creators of the stolen assets because I recognized who made it, and they said as long it doesn't cost anything, you're able to use freely as long as you credit their name So, I reported it and 3 months later the game got removed and the creator got banned

[@mr.pumpkin8891]

16:09 this is what the average skyrim modder game looks like 😂

[@neekneek5465]

dude i thought of this immediately: half-naked anime woman with the dumbest, clumsiest, flashy skysa/mco presets, plus tons of bugs and glitches

[@bluedogz1624]

@@neekneek5465for skyrim tons of bugs and glitches is a given

[@ibrahimismail5625]

OMG KITTY THERES A KITTY ON THE SCREEN IN THE VIDEO YES CAT

[@luftwaffIes]

Maybe the first game is supposed to be set in Trotsky's pov lmao

[@CoolLink-Zelda]

Naa Stalin is the anime girl and the character is a german spy or Capitalism

[@Wolphie]

3:54 FINALLY someone agrees with me on that, I never understood that kind of games xD

[@texasboykc09]

When scrolling steam. I think the same thing. It’s one thing if it’s a legitimate game/visual novel. But those puzzle games? Yeah..

[@silly_chikun]

16:09 you did NOT have to put that game right after "fallopian frenzy" 😭😭

[@morpheus_uat]

4:29 dude, did you installed the patch? those games come with a free dlc patch +18, exactly for that

[@SaltySa1tee]

0:00 ULTRAKILL MENTION

[@pestermaster7617]

I feel like many of those games are "test projects" that somebody made while learning programming and decided "heck it, let's publish it for a few cents, at worst nothing happens, maybe I get a free cofee"

[@misterbush5151]

gopota is like the o block but everywhere in soviet union gopota stands for like a gang, bandit or criminal

[@mrpillow8065]

12:05 Russian is my native language, and I think it's most likely a word, not acronym. I would translate it as "rogueness"/"rogues", as in about toughies on streets or just poor commonfolk

[@trueomega]

and what's at 12:48?

[@mrpillow8065]

"In this situation, we just- our- k- I mean we're already- here our official duties end"

[@neekneek5465]

tbh game itself makes no sense but it becomes even dumber for anyone who is not from russia xd

[@freXampl]

Orbtxl is also playable on android. It's fun little game.

[@MartinhereXD]

Redmatch 2 is Bean Battles but free. And it has grappling hooks!

[@FoeFear]

I'll let you know about another game... or a series of games. There's a lot of find 100 object games on steam both free and paid. All of them repeat the same gimmick and have achievements. It's pretty much spam. Some of them use the community market and have trading cards, which is a total scam.

[@ayperosia]

I saw your other video with cat pasted over the anime girls sometime ago, and you popping your cat in on this one means i had to sub haha

[@ArtaGhoncheh]

the spin thingy can be fixed with an app called DS4 to map your buttons as an xbox controller

[@Bongothemox]

I just woke up, thanks for this video

[@Narinder55555]

You should do “I read Cult of the Lamb’s negative reviews”. That would be great.

[@ItsMeMounir]

Good video buddy, you saved me and a lot of other people sanity by spending your money on some random garbage, that's peak content right here 1: this one is called like that because you literally spent a single night with the game 2: hey, at least the art is good 3: now i know what the beans i ate are doing inside my stomach 4: just wait until EA hears about this one 5: at least this one got cool steam trading cards 6: S.T.A.L.K.E.R 3 teaser? 7: i think imma kms too after this 8+9: this dev deserve some support tbh 10: that's what would've happened if EA or Ubisoft made a dark souls game

[@Bupboy]

Bean battles reminds me of a certain man who loved beans... And milk...

[@ravenanne1734]

Hilariously, that first game spinning issue *is* a controller problem! Specifically related to VR? Anyway, Paladins and one of the borderlands games I played had this issue. You have to literally turn off your controller drivers to fix it lmao

[@supremelauuren6052]

Bean battles is awesome to play once every 4 months on a random Saturday night

[@pulsar_mindustry]

11:02 Here is written in red the changed name of the russian store Pyaterochka (this translates as a five in the diminutive meaning)

[@goatplayful]

7:02 well, idk if that’s true because redmatch 2 I think came out first which is a bean shooting game, should check it out really fun!

[@XiaSmith-w7b]

1:08 Bro training from Eyefestation Level 3 (Pressure Roblox)

[@ForestNinjaZero]

"this wasn't just shovelware..." - I can't stop laughing long enough to type 🤣

[@SubLuminary]

This makes me feel good because even though I am still only a noob in game development I can still make something better than most of these!

[@m1ka523]

0:27 Blood and Bacon is actually best game ever made

[@Doctor-NOOOOOOOOOOO]

I honestly forgot that game existed, didn't know it was that cheap. I'm about to go buy it right now

[@zanderhowick-evans1741]

says there s no shop when we can all see a shop icon lol

[@Strv103Moment]

Bean battles is one of those games that are fun even when being simple

[@Raio_Verusia]

when it was spinning, it was likely the controller. a lot of games do that, and won't stop until launching the game without a controller plugged in.

[@Sire_Rotom_of_Rotomsbourg]

A fine time yo remind the people of the existence of Half Sword A completely free, addictive physics-based medieval combat simulator with nothing but gameplay

[@CinderellaCostallas]

You seriously gonna convince me to play Bean Battle? Cause... it worked dammit.

[@pvzgamer9718]

“It cant be THAT bad…right?” famous last words lol

[@picklesandnori]

Five Word Comment For Algorithm 👍 although honestly, UBERMOSH is literally a fucking amazing series and whenever theres any big steam sale all 8 games are normally on the single game price which is absurdly low already, if anyone likes arcade games or anything give it a shot (or at least listen to the OST, genuinely peak)

[@badluck7286]

0:29 saying that while Blood & Bacon (beloved hog slaughtering game) on screen is a sin

[@BigGremlin-cc7hu]

dude bean battles takes me back

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

6m - Phew, okay, now about the bean game, there's actually a weird but maybe fun action animated series called Killer Bean, and it would be nice if this type of bean fighting game was a good licensed version of that, but meh. :p

[@MatthewHyder-hr8ux]

Dollar - Apparently, idle games are a thing, and their like, a weird time waster genre of it's own. :p If there's at least one (in)famous game out there some people might like, it's Cookie Clicker with it's Cthulhu Grandmapocalypse thing and stuff. :p

[@Xzintax]

the spinning problem is fixed by turning your game to windowed

[@Thy_cockroach_crusader]

thanks for the recommendations. i finally have something within my budget!

[@vadimuha]

Someone was learning Unity, made one project and decided why not publish it on steam? That's how Bean Battles was made

[@Link017]

bought a 5 euro game called Rusty's retirement this sale. playin it rn in fact. Would recommand you check it out, cuz ive never seen a game designed like this one.

[@MWADMAFIAFORLIFE]

First game is replicating the average experience with stick drift

[@loreraptor5093]

Game 1: HID Keyboard issue That spinning is caused by some keyboard nonsense that devs can't be bothered to program out; it is a unity problem likely with an easy fix. to fix it; go into your computer settings and turn off the HID Keyboard on your Devices.

[@Ryza02]

yes, call us a bean... what a great idea

[@essurio]

Damn, I was almost scared that we wouldn't get Reggie when you said there is no nudity in that game!

[@bapbop2399]

I FUCKING CALLED IT, HIS GOING TO SAID BEAN BATTLE AND NOT THE PLANET GAME AT THE END

[@Timmering]

We love Reggie fr

[@Roted_K]

Yes, I care about achievements, but only in games I care about

[@Ixar900]

You just dont understand creativity spinning main character is the next norm in the gaming industry 😂

[@TheYosh-3210]

3:42 Reggie is the goat

[@RuoShiLi]

The first game: five necks at nausea

[@z.s.7992]

Every dang time i see Reggie my heart melts.

[@gambursuluk]

I am really happy to see kittie on your videos

[@Vasel57945]

Steam has a strict policy against Anything NFT related games on steam

[@popstarrowlet]

oh my god my friends and i love bean battles we've been playing it since 2021

[@Pipes91]

Maybe cheapest games on Steam was the friend we made along the way

[@RapidProbably]

Htwo, I’ll literally hop on bean battles right now if you do. I chalange you to a bean duel.

[@AnkorIsGood]

Bit blaster is actually a good game

[@GaybrohamStinkton]

VR game with no headset, H game with an "unofficial patch"

[@progamer3000-uz7pj]

4:00 and 4:38 I don't want to know what kind of ads your getting on youtube after searching that up on google

[@asdawdasdasfgaew]

alright you sold me, I'm subbing, this guy reminds me of dani ... WHERE IS DANI

[@Terminator1O1]

2:44 The Anti-Spiral

[@angela_bestAI]

ultrakill at 0:00

[@AsemAli-e2m]

The best thing in this video is your cat

[@zchris13]

if you're not familiar with the ass bottle, it's an epic serbia reference

[@ColdChocco]

the fucking mario kart 64 music mixed with the gradeaundera accent makes this to fucking funny

[@odi_1]

0:00 ULTRAKILL!!!

[@Duckie_is_coming]

Hey man, the spinning thing 2:39 could be caused by if you are using ds4 with the emulate keyboard settings and it on wrong settings/really low deadzone

[@ysfitachi5431]

5:40 in the end, we're all human beans. And we will rice. lettuc pray. ramen

[@crimsonartist5190]

Reggie is the only thing keeping in the demons of humanity. Thank you Reggie

[@fancydoge5611]

This content should be getting 10x as many views wtf

[@ellieprobably]

another streamer i watch got a usb port surge after half an hour of bean battles like two years ago

[@Delzra]

i hate to break it to you but for most of the games of the same dev as on 3:04 yoo can go to their website and download a uhm.. dlc. funnily enough for some of these you need the.. dlc to get all achievements since otherwise some level just dont exist.