I Bought the Most Unreliable BMW Ever Made (2007 M5)

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[@samanslow9021]

Hoovie is no longer addicted to cars, hes addicted to losing money

[@E_tiBEAMERBOY]

Sam Anslow He might just go homeless @ this rate😞

[@jospi2]

Yeah, but these highs he gets when there's a new car in the garage, there's no better feeling.

[@josem6929]

Don't forget that content makes him money. I.E. Autovlog has make 35k + on just one video of a 500 dollar. I want to believe there is method to his car buying madness.

[@Trevonious95]

Fkn tard you don't even understand

[@samanslow9021]

@@Trevonious95 oof

[@car_pal]

Hoovieboi doesn't learn from his previous BMWs, and I love it

[@Anonymous-yy9ut]

Car pal?????

[@simons4474]

But this one will be a touch more expensive to fix. Nice colour though.

[@Will-fr5du]

Yea, youd think that he would learn after $15000+ dollars down the drain later. But i guess thats why we keep coming back isnt it?

[@eugene4950]

made a comment few days ago on the McLaren video how he should stop buying unreliable cars like BMW 7, boom this week he gets old m5 ...

[@MrMohammed960]

just BMWs, more like every/any car he buys lol

[@jwardTLS]

I have a 33k mile SMG trans for sale from a running/driving 2008 M5 that will be getting pulled out in a month if you need it. I bought the car to steal the engine and swap it into my E46, so everything else is getting parted out/sold.

[@rkan2]

Somehow I feel your transmission is going to cost more than what Hoovie paid for this car. :D (doesn’t hurt trying to sell it, especially to Hoovie, though.

[@jwardTLS]

@@rkan2 nah, the going rate for a decent mileage DCT is like 3k and i only paid 7k for my donor car for this swap, so my plan was to firesale the diff/rear end, EDC suspension, remaining good panels/hood, the SMG, brakes, etc. That should pay for the 7k that I fronted for the donor car and make it a break even. Probably gonna try to get like 2k for the SMG which is a stellar price i think for a functioning complete trans with 33k miles.

[@NoShaDow36]

You are aware of the process you're putting yourself into right? It's been done before, but there is a TON of editing required to make it happen

[@midnightcs1482]

@@NoShaDow36 Pretty sure he is if he already has a donor car.

[@jwardTLS]

@@NoShaDow36 for sure. I'm working with a shop with a fabricator, good wiring guy, etc., I've talked to Epic Motorsports at length as they have done a couple S85 swaps into E46 M3 before. Stock headers fit, minor modification to the subframe and with a 2008 M5 the CAS isn't in the steering column so you can do the swap while retaining the stock E46 rack which makes it immensely easier. Custom power steering lines, custom oil cooler, custom radiator, making a dipstick - yea there are some things there to deal with but we are planning it all out. I'm bolting up an E90 6mt and already have a driveshaft which my fabricator can cut and use to hook it up to the E46 diff. You do this swap by bringing along the E60 ECU for the ride so it isn't some standalone setup which makes it a hell of a lot easier to wire things. Epic Motorsports provides the flash for it already you just ship them the ECU and as long as the wiring guy does his job of making it work with the CEL in the dash, etc. it will work. I haven't haphazardly jumped into it and at 7k for the car which runs and drives, if we lay everything out in a month and decide it will actually be too much, well I can sell a used 33k mile S85 for 10k all day just by itself so I'm not losing anything. This is also my 4th car so time isn't really a factor. I've got a supercharged E92 m3 to tool around with in the meantime.

[@LazerLord10]

He traded it for a Honda because he wants a car that works, lol.

[@tylerkimdura6690]

Fax.

[@besnikkameri6780]

Or he just couldn’t afford a BMW

[@mylezzpurhourr]

@@besnikkameri6780 agreeed

[@mylezzpurhourr]

I hear them CVTS clap just as bad in Hondas lmao

[@nehalmathew7510]

It’s so high tech that it cools the brake using oil

[@vdochev]

Yeah, oil will increase the stopping power, lol!

[@ivanoffw]

LOL

[@iloveg25]

@@vdochev Not outside the loop XD

[@Minoltalphafan]

I would bet the owner got a quote, pooped himself then went straight to the car dealer to trade it in.

[@RiggyRonnie]

yeah I did

[@user-nj2wk2ec2b]

Been there, done that. And I thought I was clever.

[@dukenudibranch6414]

Straight to a Honda dealership is what he said. He had enough.

[@alpaljl]

@@dukenudibranch6414 Without a doubt.

[@taelorwatson9822]

They are beautiful I saw and Azure blue one and it was like sex. If I bought one I would get one with the six-speed manual. There are people who believe that the rod bearing issue is a combination of too tight of clearances and too heavy of oil. I'm car historically used 10w 60 but 0w 40 is much more common in BMW's and would probably prevent the engine from imploding. You can get it for less than $5 a court at Walmart if you get the 5-quart jugs. You probably want to change the oil twice a year. I don't think I would pay someone to replace the rod bearings but 2500 is not bad for that. As other people have said the oil coolers are around 300 to $400 you'd be better off seeing if they have a higher performance one for a little more

[@Chris-cy3uq]

OMG when I turned the video on and saw Doug I thought I clicked the wrong vid xD

[@Altavilla22Mike]

I can sum up your entire channel .. Making thousands of dollars complaining about losing thousands of dollars

[@MoHawk_1970]

LeadBlastin22 Great point!

[@phaedrusbjb]

or... Throwing $ at it and learning next to nothing.

[@user-os8sq3uh4n]

Somebody's gotta do it

[@lapamful]

It's not really about that for me. Buying a used V12 Merc for five grand and spending another ten or twenty in repairs still means he's getting an S Class less than 10% of what it originally cost. It let's you know what you're in for if you actually want to buy one of these once amazing cars. If you're a total petrolhead and not a dealer it makes sense.

[@MrFryfish]

It's sad that nobody is able to censor these channels based on click-bait, on the back of car makers, mobile phone companies..

[@Bicketybam68]

At this stage, it would be cheaper to Adopt the wizard...

[@TigreJoe1994]

😂😂😂😂

[@Fir-jp3jt]

Tyler: *buys a cheap obviously broken sports car* Wizard: It's gonna cost you a lot of money to fix it Tyler: :O

[@williammalamas8367]

i get it.

[@MrVegiroth]

More than half a million subscribers later and this plan is still working.

[@jamesfraley2715]

@@MrVegiroth Is it though?

[@MrVegiroth]

@@jamesfraley2715 I feel as though it is. As much as my brain hurts over it, even I keep coming back for more. Almost like turning a bad situation into a good one with repairs.

[@cccjsw]

Pikachu!!!!!

[@MrMaxyield]

As soon as I start feeling bad for wizard with your McLaren purchase you go and acquire this gem... Wizards children will now have ivy league education...

[@lpkombi6685]

And no dad as he's always at the repair shop being enslaved to hoovie.

[@archibaldvonfookface7364]

Wizards house and collection of cars are probably bigger than Hoovies by now.

[@mr.wonkastyle2558]

I dont think the car wizard is working on the McLaren since it's under warranty it probably has to b serviced by the dealership

[@M_773]

Haha in Canada my high school has free ivy league education as long as you get half decent marks

[@morganlingsweiler9813]

His labor rate sounds low for hoovie. An example of why I think that... $400 for a 5 labor hour job to do the thermostat. The part looks to be $40 to $55 online not including shop tax.

[@jmhellison]

This car would make Scottie kilmer's brain explode 🤣💀💀💀

[@starsaber2002]

Nobody cares what that old hack has to say about it

[@JDValles]

starsaberfan39 about 2.2 million people do actually

[@nolancampbell6139]

starsaberfan39 Ummm... wrong. Over 2M people subscribe to ‘the old hack’. Because he knows what he’s talking about, and tells it like it is. This rich child-douche, not so much. And now that I realize he’s linked to Doug. Now I get it. Douche bros!

[@HighDefinitionVideo]

I'd pay $6500 to see that :)

[@optionalcoast7478]

@@starsaber2002 definitely that guy is the anti car enthusiast but i will say he is right about car companies making cars too difficult to fix

[@matthewbeale1853]

You can tell he’s worried with these double ads all the way through

[@kavirahman]

Hoovie is gonna buy every car Doug told people not to.

[@Karmy.]

Yep Next time it's going to be "I bought the cheapest Hummer H3 in the USA"

[@bebopman5]

You beat me to it.

[@pmvaldez1]

Hoovie buys a Trabant.

[@sofiejones7270]

I was gonna say that

[@danger450]

It's called marketing....and a tax deductible business expense.

[@rjolly87]

Doug DeMuro: "This is a BMW you NEVER want to own". Hoovies Garage: "Hold my beer...."

[@terrabiker]

Hoovies Garage after visit to wizard : "Confirmed... ( while holding his bleeding wallet in his hands )"

[@sirgeorgioalastrata4104]

Drinking and driving is illegal

[@rjolly87]

@@sirgeorgioalastrata4104 Correct! This is one of the reasons you hand your beer to someone else for safe keeping when you are about to do something silly.

[@gernhartreinholzen4330]

Hahahahaaha

[@thephao4327]

A Mercedes Benz is holding the beer.

[@whoeverwhoever400]

THe one who sold you his BMW probably laughed so hard

[@spiritualmike9589]

FR HE GOT RIPPED OFF

[@bluescale8626]

Working ones with the same mileage can still go for 11,000 and up. Seeing as he got this for 6,500 really isnt too bad.

[@alexpupov5581]

you can sell this a part and you will get much more money

[@papa_pt]

Lol the engine alone is worth $6k

[@papa_pt]

@Midousuji Akira check eBay have fun. It's a racing derived v10 not just some engine.... apply your logic to a 13 year old or collector's car doesn't work lmao

[@Karmy.]

The last time Hoovie ignored Doug's warning was when he got his Ferrari F355 and we all know how that turned out...

[@jdmr1c3ing]

At least this one wont be in flames

[@pmvaldez1]

@@jdmr1c3ing it's Hoovie so it's still possible.

[@jdmr1c3ing]

@@pmvaldez1 it'll only catch fire if he lets porker drive it.

[@MatrixDiscovery]

I think Hoovie is a secret millionaire, it would explain how he can take so many losses on high end cars.

[@Karmy.]

@@MatrixDiscovery true

[@scoe5908]

'Tyler, don't buy an F355. It'll catch fire' 'I just bought an F355' *F355 catches fire* 'Tyler, don't buy a E60 M5' 'I just bought the cheapest E60 M5 in the USA'

[@dbman992]

'they cost a fortune to fix and sort out' 'so it's gonna be $7500 and that's if we don't need a transmission'

[@rickslick730]

😂

[@stsbanga]

Next video my E60 just spontaneously combusted

[@8draco8]

How about his recent gem, the McLaren which already got fixed 120k worth of things and god knows how many more will blow up in his first year of ownership.

[@trvr82]

Running that scanner looked like a spyware scan from Windows 98.

[@HeliHaych]

Eh my mechanic has some old ass small display code reader, at least Wizard's has touch screen 😭

[@ecidemon5672]

@@HeliHaych I have one of those... does the job .. but won't read some of the advanced things that a 5 thousand dollar snapon will but works, it's an old Actron

[@wobblysauce]

The Wizard can afford a touchscreen.

[@jfantis]

@@ecidemon5672 LOL the SO scanner doesn't offer 1/10 the euro coverage that the Autel does.

[@Kristoph109]

Haha what!? That is very modern in the mechanic world

[@psimac]

The service that Hoovie provides the general public, y’know where we get to live vicariously through his videos, is incredibly valuable. Please like and share the videos and tap on the ads because he’s doing all of is with oil-in-the-veins a tremendous solid. Just last week I was exploring M5 ownership. I’m all cured now.

[@roskinc]

Hoovies the type of guy who will touch something that has a big sign that says “HOT do not touch!”

[@johntyson]

roskinc Hoovie...he’s never passed a “WET PAINT” sign with clean hands.

[@ncpalafox]

Dislikes are from OSHA compliance watching him climb up the lift post LOL

[@vincecusumano4184]

Lol you are so right

[@koningkont]

Buying cars no one has the balls to buy. Hoovie is truly a hero

[@DPNY-qm4ix]

Balls??? U mean the extra ca$h to buy...There is a difference. If I had it, I would get the same, as ell as the sweet 928 that was in the mechanic shop next to the M5, I would also get the 850i,SL55, ALL the old luxury cars of the 80's 90's... I like this guy

[@TheMrzucker21]

@@DPNY-qm4ix Shut up asshole

[@MrAhmedalfares]

koningkont He’s a hero because he buys shitty cars? Dude, You’re gay for hoovie

[@victorshane4134]

@@MrAhmedalfares lel?! With a big smile on my face purchase one older Audi, BMW or Volkswagen rather than American sht cars which made of plastic. Lots of power, floor it, and you fly off the road immediately... the majority of problems with BMW M line comes from the owners itself. Flooring it while engine is just started, I mean starts engine and go, not waiting to warm up a little bit or oil hit the cylinder walls correctly...

[@alphatrion100]

Rich you mean. He talks like 6500 dollars is grocery money. Im finally starting to dislike him

[@ashprada2311]

Trading in a v10 BMW for a Honda. The end really is near.

[@amero3577]

For some funny reason I’m picturing a 15 year old Pakistani or Indian kid who watches to many car videos and plays a lot of forza on his school laptop who really wants to buy a car

[@ashprada2311]

Amero if you think that’s funny, your life must really suck

[@arbenasatourian9491]

ash prada its not funny but it is accurate

[@ItzTruthHurts]

ash prada Truth Hurts?

[@CS4676]

My guess is he is from Kerala India judging by his profile pic

[@neovenom9833]

"My history with BMW's isn't very good" Honestly, your history with cars in general isn't very good.

[@imoogi59]

Seriously Who has a good history with the automobile industry other than those working in it !

[@matthiasbretonnier4015]

Daniel Kremer people that a buying good cars ?🤷🏻‍♂️

[@imoogi59]

@@matthiasbretonnier4015 theres no such thing ! as a '' good car '' there all a money pit

[@toptanupat]

Next up : I bought the cheapest Koenigsegg Agera ever made

[@caleamus]

Lmao I’d be #082 😂

[@SENYELI]

Agera rs

[@anayg5415]

A hotwheels car

[@PaulTC97]

parker the type of guy that would say "at the age of 24"

[@RegularJohn53]

A replica built on a Pontiac Fiero

[@billnalder1017]

Tylers bank statement is just a visual representation of a months worth of bad decisions~

[@billnalder1017]

@Morey Cabrera gimme a break and get a sense of humor

[@automisery484]

On the car side. The KZbin ledger overrides it all.

[@neroxen_]

@Morey Cabrera But with video evidence we can certainly speculate with fairly good facts.

[@V6turbo]

I would fix the oil cooler. Change the front tyres, then a fresh battery, check the grounds and then clear all the codes. Then take it for a decent drive and then re-check the codes. More than half will most likely be gone as many are just triggered by other issues. It helps narrow things down.

[@WelcomeToTheMadness]

Engine is leaking massive amount of oil....goes to rev engine. I love this channel. 😂😂😂

[@deangelojackson6952]

Welcome To The Madness 😂 that’s what I was thinking

[@Leofred2000]

They probably checked and refilled, if needed, it before they did it

[@makveldz]

next video: ls swapped my M5

[@blackericdenice]

@@Leofred2000 We hope they did.

[@southjerseysound7340]

On a car known to cook rod bearings for no reason nonetheless..... Lol

[@kennethchia4194]

At what point does the Wizard become the richest man in Kansas, or is he already?

[@jplandscaping5069]

Its true He has a new office and shop, hes starting to ball outta control

[@Spastblast]

Hopefully he’ll soon be in a position to buy his own microphone! ;)

[@M_773]

@@Spastblast LOL

[@DJSolitone]

You've successfully managed to totally disgust me from ever buying a BMW. Thank you sir !

[@chriscars3224]

@@DJSolitone right

[@atozy]

why do you keep doing this to yourself

[@gettsyy]

What are you doing here?

[@octavian3287]

Because it gets views and pays for itself and then some with the money it makes. He does this because it's making him money

[@datsoon9236]

Heeey, what's up buddy?

[@edclips]

@@octavian3287 So true! It really pulls back the curtain, but educational none the less. I was curious to know what I'd be in for on a lot of these once "dream" cars if I bought as cheap as possible.

[@greekc4]

Are you a car guy

[@RandallFlaggNY]

Wizard: "...eleven thousand dollars." Hoovie: "Does that include the Vaseline?"

[@LinhTran-gf5yv]

Bring your own lube..lol

[@kgdenton13]

I looked at this thumbnail and the transmission broke

[@JUST_ONE_ID10T]

Remember to watch all advertisements so Hoovy can afford to repair this one!

[@TheMilenkata]

hahaha no way, let him suffer !

[@jaimesilva2351]

The more he suffers, the more we get entertained!!

[@skill28oy44]

This is painfully true both for us and for him.

[@heinzkitzvelvet]

BLISSFUL FAPPER I use KZbin Vanced. Absolutely zero commercials for me. I had actually forgotten that most videos have commercials until you mentioned it.

[@jeeps005]

Its like a massive trainwreck. There is nothing you can do but watch and cringe. @@jaimesilva2351

[@WelcomeToTheMadness]

Doug is laughing at the $10,000 you’re about to spend....

[@thefreeman8791]

LOL. And that is just in tow truck costs. :D

[@crackerede]

still 20k$ for M5 is cheap

[@kayaritvards9200]

Totally worth it for that Sweet V10 N/A S85

[@ForTehNguyen]

i laugh because you think its only $10k hes going to spend

[@WelcomeToTheMadness]

zerocool I’m building it, with a more reliable engine. Check it out if you’re into that sort of thing.

[@sqmotorsports9230]

If my insurer saw me let a customer climb a hydraulic lift to rev a running car...

[@Asserti]

SQ Motorsports land of the “”free””

[@dussemccussay3995]

Insurance rates up 200% 😂

[@aslmx1918]

This is so true. Shouldn’t ever allow a camera in the shop. They will stalk your Facebook accounts too.

[@TrevorAngell]

I'm looking forward to buying this from you for $13k when it's sorted. Godspeed.

[@Clesarie]

Thats exactly what I was thinking

[@YOUNGNGRATEFUL]

This exact car was going for $20k 4.5 years ago in Brooklyn and had loads of issues. I almost bought. Lmao now I see you with it.

[@ruemonbhattacharyya7730]

YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL actually! That’s pretty cool.

[@Exekutioncro]

YOUNG 'N GRATEFUL not 4.6 ?

[@BorisHooiBoef]

@@Exekutioncro 4.52 to be precise.

[@ordinaryJeff]

At least now you know who the bullet hit that you dodged.

[@YOUNGNGRATEFUL]

ExeKuTioN Cro 4.5 is a measuring system conversion for half....4.5 = 4 years, 6 months.

[@howardlevy4345]

Tyler is the Wizards personal 401k fund.

[@DavidSumnerHTX]

You, Doug, and Ed B are my guardian angels. Every time that I get a head full of steam to go out and buy a used high-end car, you post a video like this. The numbers you quote for repairs quickly bring my thinking back to reality. Thanks!!!

[@Anders_HeymSR30]

It will be the clutch release bearing, there is an updated part. You will also need a new guide bushing, and an SMG adaptation. But fixable, especially with the Wizard behind you

[@johnyp2967]

It would probably best to check out the clutch and Flywheel whilst he's changing the thrust bearing. I brought a BMW with a worn thrust bearing and the dual mass flywheel was knackered aswell

[@dtacrew561]

Good move honestly the e60 m5 has a pure Motorsport engine none of the turbo crap out today once it's fixed you will have a v10 land missile that's cost as much as a brand new Kia Forte and you will love it trust me, As for the SMG transmission it was designed around track use and can be jerky around town or city driving but with a little bit of practice you can get it to behave rather nicely once functioning properly. Current BMW M engineer , and thanks for the awesome content

[@dougie8010]

Agreed. Also, the smg is fine if you modulate the throttle when shifting. Like a motorbike without using the clutch.

[@dtacrew561]

lmao we do its just the people who buy them don't ever maintain them properly i have 180k on my 03 ///M3 and its fine as long as i continue to maintain it.

[@phillylumberjak]

@@dtacrew561 , I totally agree. I once had a 1985 bmw 325, when I purchased in the mid 90's it was well over 243k mi, I added 60k mi before Hurricane Andrew wipe her out :-( She ( my car/ my baby) died with 303k plus mi DUE to natural disaster.

[@68camaro86]

Oil leak = "accidental" fire = insurance payment= great success...

[@EMichaelBall]

Yeah, if you survive the fire.

[@cozza819]

Im not the only one who read that in Borat voice

[@68camaro86]

Very nice! High five!

[@RelaxAndSmokeMeth]

Very nice. I like a you.

[@lateapex9420]

Classic modern mechanic... Plugs in a diagnostic computer. Doesn't really know what any of it means and then owner googles the solutions. I see this in every single UK garage nowadays.

[@piterparker88]

the problem in uk is that the garages are very small, not longer that 4,7meters, garages don't have such things like canal and you can't fit car lift in there so there is no way to work on your car yourself. I've had to work in the open air to fix some stuff, sometimes in rain.

[@bobbyrobbyn1838]

I'm pretty sure anyone can have their own size garage lol

[@wrestle259]

Piter Parker what planet are you on mate?😂

[@startingtech3900]

wizard knows his shit but hoovie doesnt lol

[@orderofmagnitude-TPATP]

@@wrestle259 as someone from the uk.... i can confirm - yup...yup....just is.

[@Leon-vp3vb]

Previous owner traded in his M5 for a Honda, all you need to know.

[@GlobalEnemy4ever]

Leon made a wise choice

[@MrRandomcommentguy]

Hope it was at least a nice Honda, like an Integra or a Civic Type R or something....

[@logan_kes]

Simon Coles you misspelled “rice” as “nice”

[@russianrick8403]

I traded in a Honda (Acura) for a BMW and will never look back.

[@davebk1031]

I traded a VW Golf for a Camry... (edit: a VR6 for a 4cyl Camry wagon, Mrs wasn't sad to see it go)

[@crackdown0425]

Who else had to make sure they clicked the right video at first?

[@jeep2003]

I clicked off of it. Then came back later and the same thing happend

[@benjamin7114]

Yeah , thought i went into an alternative timeline where Hoovies garage is actually Doug Demuro !

[@BiscuitsnTea]

Dan Shancy dougs vid was right under this in my watch later😹

[@linus2877]

Straight pipes or we riot

[@ZoidPickle]

linuz739 lol

[@MacDaddyC7Z06]

Hell no lol

[@hank1556]

Im grabbing my yellow vest

[@kevinhibbard320]

@@hank1556 I get it.

[@chaigonjenkins]

No

[@saimk4239]

Tyler: These BMWs are so bad and unreliable Also Tyler: *Buys a car that none of the owners took care of for a shit price and then complains about them being bad"

[@ernestaszutautas5712]

have 4 years BMW like this,and not problem.

[@jeremytucker8853]

BMW cars are crap cars these days. Garbage electronics and transmission. I don't care how well you "maintain" it. Just junk.

[@Neil542]

It’s like he tries to buy the worst example of his cars

[@dirkvanviersen671]

Jeremy Tucker which brand isn’t these days?

[@UPxYOURs2]

Everybody sayin BMW are bad cars but y’all can’t even afford one 🤡

[@johnulrich5572]

If I had a dollar for every dollar Hoover spent on cars I"d be rich.

[@stephenplays560]

Bruh you would only have like 59 dollars🤣🖐

[@TheRzarectah]

C

[@christianmaschka]

That's how the car wizard makes a living

[@phenomanII]

Shit if I had a dollar for every 5 dollars Hoovie wasted on repairs I'd be happy.

[@iosdeals]

I'd rather have a dollar for every dollar Hoovie got from his dad working as a "manager"

[@akr2060]

Record some exhaust notes before the engine blows

[@chefcc90]

So 2 miles in its current condition?

[@2006gtobob]

It may already be too late!

[@AvidSurvivalist]

Doug: Don't buy it! Tyler: *Hold my McLaren Keys

[@TheDinkster08]

I wish I had the money to put $11,000 worth of maintenance into a car just because “it’s red and sparkly”

[@vedanttaneja4428]

Carson Tadevich the new one still costs 100k so not the worst thing ever lol

[@davidbest1]

McLaren 12C and now this, he’s officially gone mad

[@pmvaldez1]

He reminds me of a friend who had 8 cars and only one ran.

[@jospi2]

Makes sense, you can only drive one car at a time.

[@RifiFeooo]

the 12C is still on warranty for another year so he will sell it in 6 months or somethin

[@8draco8]

@@pmvaldez1 how he reminds you of Hoovie? I bet he forgot about at least 8 cars that he owns and they don't run.

[@pmvaldez1]

@@8draco8 um I think you answered your own question.

[@_baller]

Well he's a wizard... A financial wizard

[@samanthasmithfield3379]

Right lol.

[@michaflak1370]

wizdaddy.io

[@RomaneMaticaliseGordon]

You bought a used E60 M5, I see you like to live dangerously

[@lisazarzour1442]

Lol

[@Pantimoto]

😂😂😂

[@andraray2187]

i am a new car enthusiast. what is wrong with this car if used?

[@jordancabral1003]

@@andraray2187 Very expensive to maintain, rod bearings, etc.

[@iTrinityPlays]

@@jordancabral1003 Rod Bearings, Vanos. Skip an SMG, use the right oil and let it warm up before driving. It'll treat you like a king.

[@mboiko]

Doug is the kind of guy...that is going to have a great laugh at Tyler's expense.

[@johntyson]

An additional 7 to 11 grand and you’ll have yourself a kickass car for at least a week or two until something else breaks again. Sounds like a deal.

[@rogerl7533]

So true...

[@ManOfAttitudeLP1998]

Best Engine Sound but shittiest reliability

[@keith3025]

But what a nice color, hey I own a five series, with less than 8 miles a day for work & having it's ass kissed at the dealer ship my ASS hurts and i"m not in to that stuff IF they want to build these things , quit out sourcing them to the lowest bidder and build a car that everyone hopes they could have. Build it and they will Come !

[@Bush_Goremen]

but it 'll be the best two weeks of your life tho

[@johntyson]

I ain’t hating. We traded my wife’s 528i for a Hyundai Sonata hybrid. That bimmer threw codes like my kids throw fits. Nicest piece of garbage we’ve ever owned. Wife has racked up 60k miles in 2 years on the Hyundai. Gas and oil changes every once in a while if we remember. No problems

[@ВладимирГеоргиев-ъ4м]

As an M5 E60 fan I subscribed and liked just to help you out with some youtube money.

[@gchsbus]

LOL so you get it

[@augustinf]

I had a BMW advertising right in the middle of your video tyler. You are the reason why everybody should buy a 100k$ new X5, the algorithm is spot on!!

[@MobileTech296]

I got two of them (ads, not X5s) and laughed out loud each time. Sometimes life is just hilarious.

[@powcar91]

@Blank. I got a Mercedes Benz ad.

[@augustinf]

powcar91 yeah this video is not bad for Mercedes, it should be for a Honda though, given where the m5 was traded

[@04Wenban]

“Just because it’s all red and sparkly, I think we should do it” 😂

[@yusufkacchi9012]

Waiting for hoovie to buy the cheapest koenigsegg in the country.

[@ChannelZeroOne]

Koenigseggs are not legal in the USA the last I checked, with out special exceptions. The only way to get one is via a bunch of paperwork.

[@ricosav9tm586]

@@ChannelZeroOne lier there is a couple on california streets

[@ChannelZeroOne]

I did say last I checked. I live in a pace where Top end cars are about as common as any other car. Guess I will have to rib one my clients about it, LOL.

[@rions5347]

R I Ć O S A V 9TM Liar*

[@rions5347]

How would what I said make me a liar? 😂

[@AutoAgitator]

A race between Wizzards V10 and this V10 I say!

[@firefist8511]

Wizards*

[@yjhuoh]

they did this when the car was new: www.caranddriver.com/reviews/2007-audi-s6-vs-bmw-m5-m-b-e63-amg-comparison-test the real irony is the bmw came in last back then, before they even knew how much more unreliable it was than the cars that beat it.

[@Gr0t0tter]

yjhuoh The Audi beat the M5 overall in test, but was so slow that they didn’t even both publishing its straight line 0-60 and quarter mile figures... the Audi’s motor is down on power, suffers higher drivetrain losses, and shifts through a slower box. A well-sorted E60 M5 SMG will walk a V10 S6 by quite some margin in a straight line race.

[@Gr0t0tter]

www.roadandtrack.com/new-cars/road-tests/reviews/a13037/2007-audi-s6-1/ Here we go... R&T clocked a V10 S6 at a 5.1 0-60 and 13.5 @ 106.5 quarter mile - that’s waaaaay off the pace of an E60 M5

[@MarkVinewood]

@@Gr0t0tter And so it should since the M5's true opponent from Audi is the C6 RS6. You may be right that the SMG is a bit faster but in the end of the day, I would still put my money on the ZF6 in the Audi since these transmissions usually last longer than the cars themselves.

[@Doty6String]

BMW = Bring. My. Wallet

[@joshua4620]

Blow my wallet*

[@herbiehusker1889]

Alex Doty Big Money Waste

[@npolite22]

Break my wallet

[@RyanRoadReaper]

Bang My Woman

[@Trussme96]

*Burn My Wallet

[@ZxRx7]

Taking a BMW to the wizard??? you have bigger balls than I thought!

[@MohrRacing2]

The only KZbin channel where he loses money on all of his cars

[@Repta666]

Ryan Mohr wheeler dealers opposite 👍

[@MeeroUK]

Doing it for the love not the money

[@bobtheelectrician6692]

@@Repta666 Wheeler Dealers never seem to calculate the real cost of labor and shop overhead

[@halftongorilla]

The revenue from this video alone probably paid for the repairs

[@jibcano1777]

you make me feel better about my own automotive financial problems

[@imoogi59]

A-men brother

[@jeremymenchaca]

@@imoogi59 same.

[@silentthunderz28]

Welcome to the m life hoovie i just recently bought me a e60 m5 had to replace the the oil cooler,battery,idle actuators,throttle actuators,tires and a bent wheel before i got to enjoy mine right out of the gate. Save yourself a few dollars buy a good used cooler super easy to replace cost me $175 for the part and about half hour of labor. Throttle actuators get a rebuild kit paid $160 (80 each) and replaced the gears i assure you they're worn out. I Also recommend hooking it to a tender box you will get alot of weird codes and gremlins if you let the battery go flat. Good luck and enjoy. I love mine so far......so far lol

[@hallquiche]

I think this is one of the best looking modern BMW's. It has aged insanely well in 15 years. That colour is also beautiful.

[@Anonymous-yy9ut]

Press F for a prayer for his bank account.

[@Anonymous-yy9ut]

F

[@rahuli6847]

F

[@Pherdburfell]

F

[@MP-Fin]

F

[@HooviesGarage]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf

[@abelucious]

SMG = Shake My Gallbladder .

[@lelandp5859]

sell*

[@TimMatijow]

Doug Demuro: You should never buy this car Hoovies: buys car Doug Demuro: am I a joke to you?

[@MainMite06]

Hoovies: Yes! **'Icona Pop- I love it' beat drops!**

[@szeeck]

Also Hoovie: I should not have bought this car...

[@davidnguyen5028]

Just sold my 2007 M5 two weeks ago, I kinda missed it already. I put about $3000 in parts on it, I did most of the work myself including two OEM throttle actuators. Drove it for 25,000 Miles (3years), I sold it for $500 more than what I paid. It didn’t have a clean title, but the miles are actual, it was never been in an accident, do you think I should have kept it? I loved the car.

[@user-rs3lg6un4n]

Thanos pump?

[@GingerHamster19]

vanos

[@Dr.Duck22]

Thanks pump

[@Foxxy_Steve]

Ggaming Gavin *snap* half your life savings is gone in order to fix it

[@mini4x]

VANOS :)

[@thedirtbag7]

With one snap of his fingers half the valves will cease to exist

[@tygfox08]

Dude, I never comment on videos, but you’re being taken for a ride with the pricing on all those parts. Go online and price them out. Coil pack is $60, vanos pump is $1000, oil cooler is $300. A thermostat is $20... so $380 in labor for something that takes less than 3 hours to complete. Maybe time to find a new mechanic? I don’t know where the wizard is getting pricing but he’s certainly not helping you out any.

[@vincentreedy7945]

oembimmerparts is the place to go for bmw parts

[@user-di1hh4qy6r]

I like Rock Auto and also eeuroparts.com

[@snev2]

Yeah, he's getting burned on the parts. That's why I buy them online and do it myself.

[@OnyxCobra]

I agree, I almost shit when he said $300 to install an oil cooler.

[@TonytheCarEnthusiast]

150$ an hour per labor i think that’s what he quotes!

[@jackwood8307]

So the lesson here is if you want a BMW you need to lease it and dump it after a few years.

[@shakarussanders9911]

I don't know why people even bother with these cars my aunt has a 2013 m3 and she none stop has that thing in the shop! It's just not worth it

[@MrCarGuy]

@@shakarussanders9911 Oh, yeah. They don't bother to fix the issues with their products over time. Even with late model years like that.

[@archibaldvonfookface7364]

The same goes for any German car.

[@motorman857]

Never keep a German, English, Italian car beyond it's bumper to bumper warranty. And, always have a dealer agree to a loaner car for when the cars in the shop.

[@gyuck]

@@archibaldvonfookface7364 besides mercedes and porsche haha

[@videoeditor9104]

Lol the first seconds FACTS… from my experience I’ve owned an e60 M5 and I always took good care of it by servicing and changing the oil at 3k miles. The s85 engine loves 10w60 oil!!!

[@theodor12]

Daddy Doug is disappointed.

[@vdochev]

Daddy Doug can complain about his Ford GT doors all day, LOL!

[@gmkurugenzi9722]

Making Wizard rich huh

[@Fedotdotdot]

Man, you are definitely crazy. But that color on the M5 is sick !!!

[@Anonymous-yy9ut]

Like bad sick, because it is

[@09NXN06]

Alpine White and this color are my favorite colors to me of this generation M5.

[@Fedotdotdot]

I think it's a good color. Just my opinion

[@umaxen0048]

Kilmer wouldn't touch your M5 with the removable, partially rusted, am/fm antenna off his 1980 Toyoda Celica...

[@lexvip86]

Stop it get some help

[@salikraees9690]

Car Wizard: “no, no. Keep going.”

[@chefcc90]

@@salikraees9690 Pretty sure Car Wizard wants him for his business...

[@Leofred2000]

@@johnvoltz6295 He owns several fast food joints with his dad also

[@MegaGamerscast]

@@johnvoltz6295 He made a reality tv show, I'm sure he has some cash.

[@codymiller1994]

“These rod bearings are on borrowed time”.....better cold start rev it lol

[@austinfrazier7325]

Cody Miller yeah I winced at that too. I had an e92 m3.

[@Vracktal]

Allegedly the E90/92/93 6 speed manual bolts straight up to the S85 V10 engine with no modification required. Make use of this information as you see fit.

[@tanvirhussain6106]

I was going to say the same thing. In uk we dont have the options of the manual. I'd look to change the cogs to a manual get it shipped over from the us add the third pedal n were off

[@richardlowrie8184]

0

[@mikenolan8807]

Automatic is .5 seconds faster on 0 to 60 times

[@SnusCF]

@@mikenolan8807 Manual is so much more fun than automatic. Who cares about .5 seconds?

[@jackedrussell]

@@mikenolan8807 So?

[@Rufus77]

I have an BMW E60 2004 (no M) and it's running as a dream! No problems!

[@dtrainm14]

Rufus LV give it’s few more thousand miles I bet your 5 series will go into limp mode, because mine did

[@jayson657]

Yet…

[@brentjohnson5171]

My E46 went 200,000 miles and the only thing I ever had to touch under the hood was a valve cover gasket. 100,000 on the E90 and it ate a starter. I have had to replace 2 window regulators. Outside of that they've been great cars. Proper maintenance counts for a lot.

[@lakeshorerides]

Exactly, you understand.

[@zachogdahl210]

Yea i had all sorts of people tell me not to buy my e46 m3, its unreliable, its too expensive to fix. Ive had it an entire year now and spent maybe a 2 grand on it half of that being tires cause i had a lot of "spirited driving sessions" over the summer months.

[@muumuumu]

people hate doing any kind of maintenance, so BMW is not the car for most people, hell most people change their oil barely once a year or every 30 000 km's. Lazy people can stick to Toyota. My 2007 N54 has had no issues in 2 years, now nearly 220 000 km's. Well I had to change the shocks and windshield but thats gonna happen in any car at these km's.. I have a feeling many of these cars have not been maintained properly by previous owners (see above), and that causes a fair amount of the issues, or abused hard when still cold etc. Maybe not the case with this M5 but other BMWs for sure

[@Rover200Power]

It is the same with most performance cars, if they have been well maintained they will be perfectly reliable. But many are owned by people who either are not interested in keeping the car for long, or who wanted the car but couldn't afford to maintain it properly, so they end up neglected with a multitude of problems which will cost thousands to fix. At least this M5 should have been getting regular oil changes if it was leaking oil that fast . . .

[@vetlea1087]

As a car salesman selling used cars of all brands, old BMW's are not something I'll ever buy. I get to see the general reliability of everything and BMW's are the worst in my experience, by far. Fantastic cars, but mostly awful to own. The E60 M5 needs thousands of dollars just in preventive work, regardless of maintenance, if you want to ensure it keeps running. That's not good engineering.

[@Cryostal]

That was a great trade the original owner did. Trade the BMW M5 for a Honda Accord.

[@federico5220]

Not the coolest car in the world but can surely run 100k miles without blowing up

[@cristianchavira8591]

@@federico5220 closer to 200k

[@MikeKayK]

100k? An Accord will still run and drive like new at 100k with good maintenance and if you don't beat on it.

[@restaurantequipment5430]

I sold BMWs back in 06 and surprisingly Honda gave us a lot of competition for 3 series buyers

[@SunnyV-0]

@Cristian Chavira I had a beater Accord that had 496K on it when I sold it. Still ran great.

[@WatchJRGo]

I love the E60 M5... it's a luxury drift missile!

[@midwestsneakerhead6511]

WatchJRGo that’s unfortunately horribly unreliable!! I still love it though!!

[@Camride]

@@midwestsneakerhead6511 It's not like that for every car though. While I've had some problems with mine it's been very reliable for me. I've been daily driving mine for 5 years now, wouldn't change it for almost anything.

[@robertsivonjic5080]

Camride Wait... what? You daily drive this thing? And it’s actually being reliable?

[@nexoq4914]

@@robertsivonjic5080 If the main major failing components are swapped for other ones then i belive yes, of course if you also have the bensin money.

[@johndenver9368]

Anything is "reliable" if you throw enough money at it regularly.

[@ripdiptatterchip3851]

my grandpa bought a 2007 M5 brand new for $80,000, he drove it till 2016 it had 86k miles when it started having alot of problems, he traded it in to the dealer (he got like 5g) when he finally got rid of it he told me one day “you know i paid a dollar a fuckin mile on that M5”

[@jimmyaber5920]

While your at it do the gear kits on both throttle servos, $700 would be a nice price since some dismantling is already being done. Oh, you need coolant transfer pipe too. Oh and you need a CCC as your radio, climate, and many other things will soon start to be slow to come on. Welcome to E60 Owner’s Club. Oh and you need valve stem seals. Oh and you need front leading control arm bushings. Oh and you need front and rear windshield and head light surround rubber trims.

[@jeremymenchaca]

*trades it for a Honda*

[@yankee1985524]

😐🔫

[@jimmyaber5920]

@@jeremymenchaca never! That is way too logical.

[@jeremymenchaca]

@@jimmyaber5920, this is true. It is Tyler. He would probably trade it for a broken McLaren. Oh wait, he already has one.

[@Ben_Mayall]

I love you! I own an 2008 E61 M5 Touring and I love every bit of it! That beautiful 5 litre V10 and the SMG which comes to life on the track and when flooring it along with the practicality and the surprising luxury makes it the best all rounder in my opinion.

[@yannickverstraete8784]

How is the reliability?

[@nwabuezeozuzu6370]

Reliability depends on how well you maintain it.

[@michaelandolga]

I hope Hoovie's making lots of money on these videos, because he's losing money on almost every car.

[@bimmerlife5452]

Doug doesn’t know what’s his talking about truly is the best sedan ever made I have 07 is amazing can’t stop driving every time I change gears makes me happy smile in my face this car only need drive only every Saturday Sunday

[@topestcompilations6526]

How many u spent in fixes?

[@popanz25]

Oil literally pissing out, Revs engine. 😂

[@MegaGamerscast]

It's called bleeding the system dude.

[@haroldwhite7464]

🙈🙈

[@Pilifo006]

Well, hopefully they added the oil to the engine before revving it :-D

[@a.m811]

the wizard drinks anti freeze for breakfast

[@Sir......]

yeah.... the name brand stuff is called Sunny D.

[@MrVegiroth]

Going to try and start a Chuck Norris version style of sayings for the Wizard? I won't stop you. Because the Wizard already knows what's wrong with your car before even your car does. And it's not cheap.

[@DutchMastermind]

11:26 Scary monents for the wizard, he almost lost 90% of his yearly income.

[@_J.P._]

SMG is a problem in almost any BMW car. Not to mention that almost anyone who had the money to buy a M5 (or any other M car) factory new usually did not really care that much about longetivety and has beaten his car pretty much since money was not an issue. Later when it changes owner usually at some point the car will be owned by someone who is willing to take good care of the car but at that point the car is in such a bad condition it would cost so much it would not make much sense to do so. Economically. If you are an enthusiast then you do not look that much at that point but still.... my personal recommendation is to stick with a regular non M BMW where you can choose automatic or manual and be happy about it. If you really wanna go for a M car, then only manual. You will still get a lot to maintain but it will stay within a reasonable pricetag value. For example a proper maintained E39 540i with full sport suspension, features and extras and you do not need a M5 unless you really want to. Nevertheless do not buy any M car without someone at your side who understands that sort of car to give you a deeper opinion before buying one even when it means to pay that someone a few bucks for his time.

[@WorkingWithWimberley]

Hoovie could buy a code reader for the Check Engine Light for $40. He could check the codes before buying the car. I really don’t understand buying a car with a CEL and not scanning to see why it’s on first.

[@Roof_Pizza]

When the scan tool is worth more than your car.

[@fuckjewtube69]

That's barely a $1500 scan tool. The Snap Ons are the ones that are worth $4-20k.

[@rodolfoteran7835]

Snap on is overrated. I have a lot it in my tool chest. Only reason I have a lot of it is cause I know I will wear out all my tools. As long as I don’t lose it, I will keep exchanging the warn out tool until I break even. The convenience of stepping into a tool truck at work and walking out with a newly exchanged hand tool is why we pay the overpriced prices. Don’t get me wrong. You also pay for quality. But you also expect it. When you pay almost $600 for a 12 pc set is wrenches compared $60 for a big box brand... we use to be able to write most of that off until the new tax reform kicked in.

[@THEgameDeity]

I am officially fearful for Hoovie's bank account now. But I do anticipate the car will be amazing if it runs long enough.

[@simonfowler7561]

The amazing thing for me about your vids is that we Europeans always think that the German cars are real quality, far far better than French or Italian cars for instance. My experience holds this up as true, the best cars I have ever owned are BMW and now Audi and I have had wonderful experiences with both! We dont really see or know American cars cos they dont come over here....