I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft

Lifesteal may be the deadliest server in Minecraft, but as they say, if you can't beat 'em... build a giant Heart factory so they at least can't ban you from the server... or something like that.
Hope you like it :)
Theme song by Nombra101:
• Branzy's Official Them...
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I'm terrible at social media!
Twitter: @branzytweets
Twitch: / branzylive

[@Branzy]

So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

[@Kingof_anime69]

Hi

[@batscove]

Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts

[@Kingof_anime69]

I love your vids

[@user-yc7wy4vf1i]

hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...

[@ishaanpandey4748]

Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that

[@yellowdicesam]

Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

[@musicwithatharv]

Branzy*

[@CheeseFriesVanillaIceCream]

Fax

[@G.O.A.TEDITS1]

Yeah

[@yellowdicesam]

@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)

[@musicwithatharv]

​@@yellowdicesam :)

[@user-ln2yl8my2m]

Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

[@d3lta971]

yo kirby is spitinn facts

[@Lirby_12-.]

I like your profile pic

[@marcjacobfaa5024]

6:57 Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging! C4:is this legal?

[@youraverageKoolGaemplayer]

Yes

[@scascspong5600]

6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

[@DRkn3ss_]

Branzy is the only lifesteal KZbinr to tackle child labor

[@FireBallT073]

So far

[@user-xs6qw1nh5f]

True

[@legendaryleeXD]

Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws

[@florahuang5923]

Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂

[@slyassassin8012]

youre black

[@Lamboning]

I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

[@turtlegamer9818]

yes

[@imMittensKitten]

that would be cool

[@Rabbitolucas200.]

same!

[@ZomBoy-tn4dw]

yes

[@Kittencaboodle16]

Huh I want to watch mumbo

[@mariahuynh5499]

Branzy writing

[@Dottore_is_hot]

WAIT WHEN????

[@MrIvySaur321]

​@@Dottore_is_hot at 18:34 you can see a

[@w1ld163]

The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

[@Yeetyoach]

ik

[@xdCoolbro-kq6dk]

Bah bah baaaah

[@that_one_guy_with_the_face]

Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

[@StefVermeer]

😂

[@xxKashi]

Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

[@SimpliiMxdnight]

A bot completely copied your comment

[@fishingmann]

@@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?

[@fishingmann]

Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment

[@xxKashi]

​@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-

[@giornos_dirty_socks]

Lol is this a tengen refrence???

[@enclaveheavytrooper9258]

3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

[@TCKHeroVR]

“I’m tired grandpa!” “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!” Had me on the floor😂

[@hudsoncooper8913]

I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

[@piglee511]

Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

[@RoseyTeadyBear]

Absolutely agree @piglee511

[@konstick66-pepeland60]

Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

[@AptSaturn]

I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.

[@snarffles5687]

Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai- Branzy: Invites princezam

[@foreveryours717]

Lol

[@SpaynjXD]

19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!” Ashwag joined the game

[@Hahahahahahah.Madeyoulookhahah]

Lol

[@nsabri1978]

17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

[@Average_Guy_]

there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

[@yellowdicesam]

Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

[@star_shot]

very well a possibility with it being so close

[@Lime_is_LushOFFICIAL]

That would be crazy

[@Davis_Diamond]

Fax

[@Meme_Egg.]

you broke the one comment rule

[@Soom173]

@Ty_pix That’s Not Him

[@Uncle_Phio]

If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

[@mariahuynh5499]

Noticed that too! Clownzy

[@eliaramouz2587]

Branzy: Child labor (was) something that humans (did). My country: we never stopped.

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

[@AshishXMC]

"This server has been stealing my hearts for years" I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

[@aprilrolls]

Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ZzStyles2741]

No way bro said that

[@aadainkeroinen8696]

I support Branzy no matter what he says

[@FNAFsurveillance]

Child labor🍷🗿

[@F1XN1X]

And child abuse

[@Titankosovo]

What

[@iglassica]

he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :) 7:35

[@angelaames4987]

7:32

[@vorbibben]

13:50 HOLY COW I WAS NOT EXPECTING SUCH AN INCREDIBLE TRANSITION

[@Ren-hh1dd]

Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

[@mushybmb]

Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

[@imMittensKitten]

XDD

[@Zer0se_]

Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense

[@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas]

​@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.

[@Zer0se_]

@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep

[@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas]

@@Zer0se_ Agreed

[@snowtijger933]

7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

[@Amiistice]

6:30 lol poor 4C. child labor was not the only form of labor to be exploited.

[@jacobmcrae2976]

7:00 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

[@frogstories329]

6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

[@yossipreger]

Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients

[@monkeyanimationsofficial]

i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

[@gummyreboot3925]

That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

[@Maxwe264]

3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

[@Bionium01]

I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

[@dancvrsbyjen]

the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

[@tumaos_hohoho]

Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

[@Heil-Is-Here]

Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

[@Trabowne]

I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

[@StevenRubiksCuber]

6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say

[@tektonuniverse3662]

6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂

[@NorthofTheWoods]

13:56 transition was cleaner than soap

[@deathafternoon6]

the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

[@white12557]

i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

[@Vault-Lad]

This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

[@JustAnotherOne4]

branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

[@inspectoryes-fi7zd]

5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

[@crack_gamerzog]

Firstly I wanna say the video and editing was awesome ❤And the attention to detail you have put in your factory.hats off to you man! Great job❤❤Loved it really❤

[@MS_4S1ST10]

I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

[@tango2831]

17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

[@SnivyClawitzer]

the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

[@whiteiscool9456]

Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava

[@sabersight908]

this is some top notch ;P video quality also amazing that you mention all the people you got ideas or "borrowed" builds from xD

[@Jayprub]

branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

[@Manycreature525]

Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

[@ACupCakeGod]

agreed

[@nolanmcnellis8553]

I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?

[@ghostlyboos6864]

@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.

[@AbhemPandey]

If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

[@ThatGuytgf]

“O look trash” proceeds to throw out diamonds😂

[@Meche_man]

Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

[@Warden918-xo2ko]

You aint never lied

[@yeetboie64]

17:37 is crazy

[@Angelic_Dream708]

In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

[@AroMangle]

Damn 💀

[@imMittensKitten]

:0 ...um.

[@Eclipseo68]

change the groomer pfp

[@br0k3n_url]

change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer

[@Zelq.]

Wow

[@user-vd1xw3st7u]

I gotta say, that edit at the simpler to smelter is so good

[@danraley1780]

Branzy should build a bank of hearts or an insurance company that insures not money but hearts to injured SMP members if they meet special demands.

[@kookiekitty4866]

3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

[@Kichuplayz]

Dude are you 2 years old

[@SkibidiToilet-or1fx]

@@Kichuplayz ???

[@PlayerGamez4]

@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft

[@user-wz3hi6yf4o]

Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch! Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

[@Topher7lol]

14:47 Hi branzy TheRealSquiddo left the game 😂😂😂

[@Kaylin9087]

I found this channel two hours ago. Needless to say this has been one of the happiest two hours of my life :)

[@neon14949]

17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

[@cr7king784]

0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

[@iiisub0iii373]

6:58 that is the best holes refrence lmao

[@uhh_kris]

14:56 Good Little Smurf lolll

[@JadenAllen]

#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

[@brodawgyt]

This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

[@Awes0meBadger23]

I love the holes reference! That is such an underrated movie and book!

[@user-ml4rq6dl1j]

Nah the Allay Chasing him with Patches Got me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@astrea_yt]

Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

[@ppppssssrrrrr]

when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."

[@grsefdydh98]

18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

[@hbpencil8568]

the way that ally turned around when you gave it a sword pricless!! i love your vids

[@pati1943]

0:34 Thank you so much for including Em

[@HopeGloriaCatz]

3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol

[@DogHoldsController]

5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

[@Bubbles_theduck]

Ikr-

[@HalfHalf759]

I luv how branzy spent so much time finding a design for the deep slate miner and he only used it for like 10 minutes cuz of how efficient it was

[@noodlee_0p233]

Lore : You make little villagers to do the job as they have less and when they grow up and have more harts you *ahem ahem* and farm their harts and produces harts in your factory this way ...

[@ShreddyZ1]

Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

[@SupernovaXD_]

I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

[@Viridian02]

prolly one of the sickest vids ive seen from lifesteal

[@liamsherm]

5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

[@alternativebeel852]

Baby villager is gonna sound like toad when he grows up lol 0:09

[@williams5595]

I watched this wall, I was sick, and it brightened my day, Branzy

[@AptSaturn]

As always, video was amazing, favorite part being Patches making it past the door.

[@elemenoinc]

Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

[@cvlvstia]

THE FACT THAT CLOWN IS A HEART

[@br0k3n_url]

AW WAIT I DIDNT SEE THAT. THATS SO CUTE

[@user-ct2ow5zv9u]

3:10 Branzy: *sees diamonds* "Oh look, trash." *throws diamonds in lava*

[@MyKiddonline]

13:57 omg the best transition I have ever seen in my life!!

[@Daxtin2016]

6:54 was my favrout thing i force minecraff vilage do to

[@Arctic7985]

4:00 Branzy's sense of humor is great

[@NSpoon-fi9ej]

I love how branzy is playing lifesteal like its just a regular playthrough of minecraft

[@anda1anda2anda123]

Straight off the bat "you're lucky it's not a glue factory" got me dead 🤣🤣🤣

[@SirShmoopyYT]

I would like to see Branzy's statistics on wandering traders killed + their llamas. That would make a banger video!

[@SirShmoopyYT]

Wow so many likes