I Built a HEART Factory in Minecraft

[@Branzy]

So many hearts… so little time before I lose them by being murdered repeatedly… what should I do with them??

[@Kingof_anime101]

Hi

[@batscove]

Make a series of puzzles to troll the others with the reward being some hearts

[@Kingof_anime101]

I love your vids

[@rutatadeikaite]

hello, i think you should try to survive 10000 zombies...

[@ishaanpandey4748]

Do a PvP match against clownpierce with 20 hearts and have him have like 10 with three rounds. It would be an amazing video like" I battled Minecraft's most deadly assassin" or something like that

[@YairCarrasquillo-z2r]

Branzy truly said “man I keep losing hearts might as well make them lose money”

[@d3lta971]

yo kirby is spitinn facts

[@Lirby_12-.]

I like your profile pic

[@Faultyisafail]

Yo hello other Kirby! Want a knife 🔪

[@DuckyGames-dc4pu]

Why are there so many kirbys the 2nd top comment is Kirby comment too

[@ImTHElordoftheducks]

@@DuckyGames-dc4pu mm

[@enclaveheavytrooper9258]

3:03 Man discovers engineering, goes absolutely feral

[@SteedAnimations]

Bro is rabid

[@FROSTY0121]

Its crazy how everyone else on the server goes into these massive wars with crazy backstorys then branzys like: so i made a factory which automates the most valuble resource on the server using machines and *child labor*

[@StefVermeer]

😂

[@DannielleStalder]

Nd don't forget the traps that always involves chickens some how

[@mcfarofinha134]

Hes basically pulling a switzerland

[@GameShoot876]

do you know what else is massive?

[@Lamboning]

I would absolutely love to see a Mumbo and Branzy collab

[@turtlegamer9818]

yes

[@imMittensKitten]

that would be cool

[@Rabbitolucas200YT]

same!

[@ZomBoy-tn4dw]

yes

[@Kittencaboodle16]

Huh I want to watch mumbo

[@AbhemPandey]

If anyone cares about the transition at 7:39, the frame it happens is somewhere at 7:41. start at 7:40, use the < and > key, until you find it. it's right after the last frame with the unoxidized copper block.

[@Paralysis745]

@@AbhemPandey what?

[@yellowdicesam]

Branzy is proof that you don’t need any sweaty pvp tactics or Clownpierce’s skills to make some of the best videos on Lifesteal

[@musicwithatharv]

Branzy*

[@CheeseFriesVanillaIceCream]

Fax

[@G.O.A.TEDITS1]

Yeah

[@yellowdicesam]

@@musicwithatharv lmao autocorrect did me dirty on that one. I’ve edited it :)

[@musicwithatharv]

​@@yellowdicesam :)

[@freaky_skeppySpare]

Im gonna be completely honest here, Branzy is the flashiest minecraft youtuber ever. instead of simply creating just a heart farm, he created a whole ass beautiful factory just for the sake of it, and lets be honest, thats one hella flashy way to get hearts.

[@SimpliiMxdnight]

A bot completely copied your comment

[@fishingmann]

@@SimpliiMxdnight Are you sure he isnt the bot?

[@fishingmann]

Oh, he isnt i found the bot's comment

[@freaky_skeppySpare]

​@@fishingmann you're damn right. If you rlly thought i was a bot i was abt to lose it- ive been called a bot twice this week-

[@giornos_dirty_socks]

Lol is this a tengen refrence???

[@Clownish.mp4]

6:37 CACKLING HAVFHARHABB😭😭😭 18:36 he wrote a heart next to clownpierce

[@Omdshaleyy]

I just saw it that's genuinely so adorable

[@Really_Awesome_Thing]

Clown is top center btw Thought that was something cool to mention

[@hudsoncooper8913]

I love how branzy goes from "I TOLD YOU TO DIG" to building techinical tunnel bores and tnt cannons

[@WaltTheDev]

im tired of this grandpa!

[@semajniomet981]

"That's just too bad! Dig!"

[@DRkn3ss_]

Branzy is the only lifesteal KZbinr to tackle child labor

[@FireBallT073]

So far

[@TwistedReggie]

True

[@legendaryleeXD]

Probably the only one old enough to enforce child labor laws

[@florahuang5923]

Yeah the factory was practically the promised never land in Minecraft 😂

[@slyassassin8012]

youre black

[@PerilithOfficial]

This is one of the best Minecraft channels I’ve seen in a while, the way everything is formatted and edited it just a beautiful formula

[@SpaynjXD]

19:09 “And like the fountain of youth we have our first little underplayed worker!” Ashwag joined the game

[@Hahahahahahah.Madeyoulookhahah]

Lol

[@Faultyisafail]

I mean ash is canonically is Branzy’s and clowns child.

[@w1ld163]

The “what just happened?” At 8:42 is so sweet!

[@Cfraj211]

ik

[@xdCoolbro-kq6dk]

Bah bah baaaah

[@monkeyanimationsofficial]

i love the modern minecraft youtuber mindset of making a huge farm for any minor inconvenience

[@piglee511]

Branzy fr makes lifesteal not boring to watch throughout the seasons!

[@mushybmb]

Branzy's videos are like catchy song, they're good and you keep watching them but the moment you actually pay close attention to the lyrics..that's a whole new story

[@imMittensKitten]

XDD

[@Zer0se_]

Wtf kind of lyrics would be in his videos? you make no sense

[@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas]

​@@Zer0se_"No factory is complete without a moat of toxic waste", forced work, child labour.

[@Zer0se_]

@@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas reading too much into it. It's not that deep

[@JapocaPiruetasAlpinas]

@@Zer0se_ Agreed

[@Jayfether1767]

I love how he shows the blue prints! Also Branzy works so hard to be lazy I love it. Life goals. Also, also. I love Brandy’s new builds, they look awesome!

[@Random_and_Things]

Brandy?

[@Uncle_Phio]

If you look closely you can see that Branzy put a

[@mariahuynh5499]

Noticed that too! Clownzy

[@nsabri1978]

17:40 That was the best cut I have ever seen like seriously

[@OscarReid-c7b]

@@nsabri1978 fr

[@RIPJaZots]

@@nsabri1978 rizz skibidi

[@ARClips-p2o]

Branzy is the most underrated lifesteal member all of his videos are amazing and funny. Keep up the good work Branzy.

[@yellowdicesam]

Imagine this in the new update though, where the ingredients could be sorted and auto-crafted with the new crafter and brought straight into the heart bank

[@StarIsSkibidi]

very well a possibility with it being so close

[@TurboZOfficial]

Fax

[@MaIn0urish3d]

you broke the one comment rule

[@Tatteredapollo9]

@Ty_pix That’s Not Him

[@Averynotcooldude]

@@Tatteredapollo9it is

[@AshishXMC]

"This server has been stealing my hearts for years" I love how amazing it is to take these quotes out of topic.

[@Topher7lol]

14:47 Hi branzy TheRealSquiddo left the game 😂😂😂

[@mariahuynh5499]

Branzy writing

[@Epic_the_musical_hermes]

WAIT WHEN????

[@MrIvySaur321]

​@@Epic_the_musical_hermes at 18:34 you can see a

[@somecoolaccount]

love as in u want to date him

[@somecoolaccount]

😊it😊true😊..😊😊

[@Clownish.mp4]

@@somecoolaccount'clownzy' is a ship name between branzy and clown, meaning some people pair them up in a romantic relationship

[@jacobmcrae2976]

6:57 that meme is from the movie "holes" if anyone wanted to know:)

[@UllysesGrant3]

W movie

[@jacobmcrae2976]

@@UllysesGrant3 fr

[@angelcallea]

The fact that Branzy is forcing 4C.. Branzy will always make our day.

[@marcjacobfaa5024]

6:57 Branzy👴:well that's too damn bad you keep digging! C4:is this legal?

[@koolspace-o6t]

Yes

[@somecoolaccount]

Ofc it’s like digging sand at the beach

[@somecoolaccount]

But ur forced too……BUT WHO CARES

[@somecoolaccount]

Ok maybe c4 cares like sh*t

[@Ash_quacks]

Ofc it’s legal!

[@Bionium01]

I love how Branzy makes it seem that the outcome will be negative only for it to twist. Like how he made his teammate mine sand and the totem chests. I love it ❤

[@GrilledBread985]

1:22 NOT THE "ARE YOU EMO" AD😭😭

[@DanBris76]

Ad*

[@Quantum_BOI]

Branzy is incredibly wholesome. Even in an SMP like the Lifesteal SMP with lots of traps and killing, he still manages to keep a very much positive and calm attitude in this masterpiece of a factory and video. Absolutely fantastic!

[@wemmbumc]

Can I have some hearts

[@Branzy]

Boom, hearted :)

[@Hoppy.64]

Lol

[@_Axel_12_]

Ok ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@neoheist420]

Ok

[@calebgamer2000]

lol

[@willow_thrss]

I saw the the sign on Clownpierces's Armor of Shame and it has a "

[@Axofish10]

7:02 "is this legal?" my response was "is theft legal?"

[@dancvrsbyjen]

the fact that in the beginning of the vid he said he needed thousands of diamonds and then proceeds to throw diamonds into lava minutes later still makes me laugh, i love you branzy, your humor and entertainment you put in videos seriously makes my day!

[@scascspong5600]

6:44 "“You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.”

[@Trabowne]

I love how branzy can make lifesteal content without any pvp or fighting, but still make such good content.

[@Sansisdeadgojo]

6:38 ah yes forceful laybor my favorite

[@konstick66-pepeland60]

Everyone is talking about the great content, and while that's true, it is a staple of this channel. The sick montage, on the other hand, is relatively new and us just mind blowing. I had no idea where the cut was after Branzy closed and reopened the door, since the commentary felt live on one hand but persistet through a transition. Great work, Branzy, best montage I've seen in a while

[@AptSaturn]

I only noticed the transition because of the weathered copper.

[@chrisfacchiano7356]

This build is so creative!!! I love this so much!! Whenever people find a way to make something like a factory/farm look cool and unique like launching the ingredients to you or the conveyer belts or heart counter simply for the reason of it looking cool and unique is my favorite

[@CHEESUS1263]

i love the movie "holes" reference. XD love ya branzy, best youtuber ever !!!

[@pablocerezo6737]

10 out of 10 movie (in my opinion)

[@engaingrid]

@@CHEESUS1263 ye the movie holes is good

[@frogstories329]

6:40 THATS TOO DAMN BAD KEEP DIGGIN’

[@yossipreger]

Also he would have an auto crafter instead of just shooting out the ingredients

[@AshJolt]

"get digging bomby the ingredients are probably underground" -fries

[@Ren-hh1dd]

Branzy when the autocrafter comes out:

[@slightofhand3027]

Hearts=10000

[@Faultyisafail]

All that work and what did it get me, anyways I’m making the heart factory 100 times efficient!

[@RoxyHerbst]

???

[@OscarReid-c7b]

22:53 yes and bring your little friend too there’s unpaid labour to do 😂😂😂

[@liamsherm]

5:52 that transition was insane love it bro

[@onerandoman]

“I’m tired grandpa!” “That’s too damn bad! Keep digging!” Had me on the floor😂

[@NevCorey]

6:47 “I shall not steal from Branzy, he is weak and poor and kind” 😂😂😂

[@ckwan_1]

while making 4C dig for sad😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aprilrolls]

Child labour W 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@ZzStyles2741]

No way bro said that

[@aadainkeroinen8696]

I support Branzy no matter what he says

[@FNAFsurveillance]

Child labor🍷🗿

[@F1XN1X]

And child abuse

[@Coarstan]

What

[@TheMightyKite]

Hopefully none of the others find out about this factory Branzy, otherwise you’ll get stolen from agai- Branzy: Invites princezam

[@foreveryours717]

Lol

[@ElijahGranados-b4n]

4:12😂 the soft music in the background and then the endless abyss of death

[@John_C-two]

there are so many underrated minecraft youtubers like this, the amount of effort put into these videos is just unreal.

[@tango2831]

17:40 holy frik this was the cleanest cut ive ever seen i didnt even realized that the copper blocks oxidized in the first few seconds

[@antonioarana7518]

My heart is dead becuase branzy did this 3:09

[@Heil8123]

Anyone else noticed on ClownPierce's sign there is a

[@Meche_man]

Branzy's transitions are sooo smooth, i gotta admit

[@Warden918-xo2ko]

You aint never lied

[@yeetboie64]

17:37 is crazy

[@Mastrix17]

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

[@Mastrix17]

EZ U ARE THE BEST KZbinR

[@brodawgyt]

This might be coolest thing I have ever seen. It really is so wonderfully built and it shows your skills immensely. Excellent job, Branzy! That is a lot of commitment to build that.

[@JustAnotherOne4]

branzy just does not care about the stock market he will pump it to its fullest

[@Kahve-yl6jv]

2:05 thy is used as "yours" and thee is used as "you" as the object, while "thou" (you) is used as the subject.

[@Manycreature525]

Even though his videos take a while for him to post, his videos are absolutely fire

[@ACupCakeGod]

agreed

[@nolanmcnellis8553]

I kinda think he used creative. He was at level 838 and then said he mined copper. After mining all those stacks his level didn’t change once?

[@ghostlyboos6864]

@@nolanmcnellis8553 copper doesn’t drop EXP you know.

[@OGMaxwell0]

3:11 Don’t you need those for your thousands of hearts

[@bobetteplayz]

That's what I was thinking

[@floppagaming3111]

He already has enough

[@HeyImRancover]

@@floppagaming31119:39

[@HeyImRancover]

@@floppagaming3111he regrets doing it

[@sarelita35]

Insane the factory the redstones systems are amazing +1 subscriber

[@inspectoryes-fi7zd]

5:47 One of the smoothest transitions ive ever seen in minecraft Edit: Got further into the video. Definitely the best transitions ive seen.

[@grsefdydh98]

18:35 The number of times Clown killed branzy is a ❤ 💀💀💀

[@FoxLow-g9z]

Thank you 🙏 for doing something I could never have

[@FoxLow-g9z]

Your my favorite KZbinr

[@deathafternoon6]

the 'clutch... i did it!' was so wholesome omg 🥺

[@SnivyClawitzer]

the fact that they actually donated those copper is pretty wholesome

[@AvoKassargian]

Your editing is unbelievable it's so good

[@kookiekitty4866]

3:17 - who else noticed how brandy threw away diamonds when he needs so many? 😅

[@Kichuplayz]

Dude are you 2 years old

[@SkibidiToilet-or1fx]

@@Kichuplayz ???

[@PlayerGamez4]

@@Kichuplayz he meant that he needed diamonds for the hearts to craft

[@Alfred_The_Late]

Hey thanks for the Old English at 1:42, very nice touch! Note: the edit was just fixing the timestamp because I somehow got it wrong the first time.

[@TheMastermind7259]

Man, the lifesteal servers maps with the heart plug-in should be downloadable. It's so big

[@iglassica]

he sounds so happy when he does a clutch :) 7:35

[@angelaames4987]

7:32

[@NorthofTheWoods]

13:56 transition was cleaner than soap

[@monfres]

6:40 the "dig" and the shulker with shovels got me cracking up lol

[@elemenoinc]

Keep it up branzy you always find a way to please us

[@HopeGloriaCatz]

3:51 for some reason i found your ad very funny and watched it over like ten times lol

[@whiteiscool9456]

Branzy: Needs diamonds for hearts Also Branzy: Throws diamonds in lava

[@cr7king784]

0:35 nice to see branzy shout outing small channels like cookiegod

[@MawadahZaki]

acookiegod has more subs than branzy 😭

[@GreenG9]

Bro called a cookie god a small channel 💀

[@DogHoldsController]

5:40 the llama is on the mushroom there just vibing

[@Bubbles_theduck]

Ikr-

[@MagnusJones-o6r]

6:03 'Because no factory is complete without a waste of toxic sludge around it' exact reason i subbed

[@Blozly]

Love y’all’s vids

[@ShreddyZ1]

Its rare to be good at building and then also be good at redstone, Im decent my self but you are outstanding Branzy being a redstone master and master builder. Id love if you made tutorials or schematics of your builds. I love the item launcher and the whole build its self. Please make a tutorial on the whole build in different videos and make a series of this build. :0 :0 :)

[@marcusyap2323]

Branzy knew the factory was gonna work so he threw the diamonds into lave and called them trash🤣🤣🤣

[@gummyreboot3925]

That copper transition was so smooth I couldn’t even see it in 0.25 speed, keep it up!

[@Redduck_XD]

"And ofcourse.... Child labour" China: are you kidding me 💀

[@SupernovaXD_]

I love that this guy made a heart factory and cares so much about the exterior.

[@RockBlade]

One phrase I thought I never would hear brandy say "And bring your little friend too, there is unpaid labor to do" 22:54

[@snowtijger933]

7:06 best moments fr wild slavery

[@Angelic_Dream708]

In all honesty the transitions in this video are smoother than Patches' forehead

[@AroMangle]

Damn 💀

[@imMittensKitten]

:0 ...um.

[@Eclipseo68]

change the groomer pfp

[@br0k3n_url]

change ur pfp from the stinky racist groomer

[@Mihspelt]

Wow

[@Andyboiii74]

1:00 your lucky it’s not a glue factory is wild💀

[@Music_5012-b4g]

17:45 the copper changed that means he was BUSY

[@Wildcard22]

Child labor?! That’s my job

[@Whaley.that.cranks.90s]

@Wildcard22 what.

[@Whaley.that.cranks.90s]

what did I just hear

[@Purplegaming-mh9zr]

No its mine

[@Enderfire10]

branzy hinted the abyss and the foundation all within 5 minutes.OMG

[@curtislayne5868]

This man makes the best builds

[@astrea_yt]

Most people: Use tunnel-bores to mine for diamonds *Branzy:* Tosses said diamonds into lava By the way, I'd love to know how you make the schematics that show the amount of materials on your build. (Just to be clear, I don't mean a mod like Litematica, but the ones that pop up on the screen when you're telling us about the builds.)

[@CyansGhost]

when he tossed them into lava i legit said "branzy. you need those."

[@VirtueisChill]

6:56 that is the best sentence i have ever heard branzy say

[@Jayprub]

branzy always sounds like a radio host, even when he is talking to his friend off camera

[@JadenAllen]

#10 on trending?!? Congrats branzy, definitely well deserved!

[@RoxyHerbst]

My face when he threw out the Dimonds in the lava 🤯 + 😲+😱+😢 = 😭 Hey at least it wasn't ancient debree

[@uhh_kris]

14:56 Good Little Smurf lolll