This Server's Trying to Ban Me (it almost worked)

The Lifesteal SMP is known to be a bit chaotic, but things have gotten out of control. I've been targeted to the point that I don't know who I can trust anymore.
The only thing I know, is that you CAN'T trust anyone on Lifesteal, including me...
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I'm terrible at social media!
Twitter: @branzytweets
Twitch: / branzylive
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[@Branzy]

Does anyone have any orange slices?

[@robertdenes4006]

Um I ate them

[@RealWenz_Gaming]

We eat it

[@jaylenyeo6499]

Yeah?

[@owlgod69]

🍊I have an orange anddd a knife 🔪

[@jaylenyeo6499]

@@owlgod69 oh ho lets go!

[@Jasperofhope]

I love how Clown said "Not in public , Branzy" after Branzy said "This is why I love you so much."

[@deeconbluus]

Ha ha!

[@Idiotic-idiot]

I’m definitely gonna use that line with my friends! It’s so iconic

[@user-sl3eg8bw6q]

i agree👍

[@thestateleader5333]

Lessons I've learned from Branzy: 1. Make friends and not enemies 2. Make sure ClownPierce is your closest friend so he can kill everyone for you

[@OPcreator-pq5og]

yup

[@kcnanamy_.6620]

Mmhmm

[@madhavmittal5998]

put a vine boom after that second point XD

[@oddee8030]

Make sure U put number 1 1st, "be branzy" then u can successfully do all those lessons!

[@meenakshishrivastava386]

LOL

[@YouTube]

branzy, that castle is E P I C 🏰

[@yokoloko]

Omg it's acutally KZbin! What the heck

[@smilefn788]

Dammm

[@lol-xi6ms]

Sure is

[@nathancrazy]

Why just 10 likes? Lol what

[@user-iu3kz4hc5s]

Didn't know youtube like minecraft smp

[@Wildchildinthewoodsc]

I love how branzys voice immediately gets higher when he either talking to clown or when he's being chased-

[@JavieyauYT]

Im chinese and being chased means-

[@akhtarrasool4919]

Well we are Fu**d

[@ZechariahGimB.Lomongo-li1jb]

I aint reading allat

[@bennet2315]

@@ZechariahGimB.Lomongo-li1jbbro its just one sentence I believe in you you can read it

[@Mooshroom06]

When he's talking to clown 😂 Clown just makes him nervous😂

[@aprilcat419]

Don’t forget, another reason to help ClownPierce is because you don’t want to ruin your relationship chances, right?

[@Branzy]

Very good point lol That's the REAL reason

[@cooler9495]

Yea

[@SafteyAhh21]

Yeah

[@peterthorn5531]

Hi branzey

[@kappuccinokat]

The “love interest” on clown is KILLING ME. Absolutely love the content man!

[@zeinabghazi4786]

me too !

[@azurevil7220]

How can pure love kill you? Can't you see? It's so real.

[@Anonymous5246]

I like how ClownPierce dont wanted everyone to know they love eachother (10:43)

[@Be_An_Artsy_Starflower]

Same

[@bananagoblin8272]

I had to pause there for like 5 minutes so I can start breathing again

[@Not_Kaz_here]

Can't believe their math skills almost got Branzy banned (also this is hilarious beyond words keep it up branzy)

[@penguincat9596]

Seeing Ash give branzy hearts made me so happy knowing that usually all Ash cares about In these is world domination

[@beanss5990]

And communism

[@Spokeishere]

You almost got banned because of our math skills... whoops

[@lampchair69]

spoke

[@animefightersstudios7323]

spoke

[@Ethan.vfx1]

First

[@canongnome]

spoke

[@crazycase8058]

Spoke

[@Tabbi07]

“I vandalized a toilet” that honestly sounds like something Branzy would do. 🤣

[@Wqahgd]

what

[@Tabbi07]

@Corrupted gaming ik srry lol i hate auto correct

[@legolooper]

XD

[@josephvalcourt8258]

Facts

[@primegenera4465]

More like would always do

[@crimsonchickenyt3195]

these videos are slowly leading up to clown and branzy becoming more than just friends

[@-Dark_Shadow-]

And i like that

[@goagalg784]

They are a couple

[@ST-Stingray]

@@goagalg784 sussy

[@sherryltesado7258]

It would be good if they are indeed really more than friends.

[@Spectixz]

Bro they are just friends chill 😂 💀

[@Colted_]

Branzy: “Too even using hacks” Ash: “and I took that personally”

[@MapiccMc]

I THOUGHT YOU HAD 11 MAN IM SO SORRY

[@LeoEBK]

LOL

[@Masqueradegacha]

Atleast you said sorry. Also, do u support branzy and clown dating? I will ask this on every other members comment. Edit: HOLY THIS HAS BEEN MY MOST LIKED COMMENT ON KZbin! WoooooooW! TYSM

[@s1lence.]

@@Masqueradegacha it’s a joke-

[@ransucraft_]

@@LeoEBK nanonood ka din pala ng lifesteal lance

[@readfast2377]

Lmao Mapicc

[@gabrielpugal4585]

Branzy:ahh you're so sweet Pangi:he's a normal weakling again

[@xioleafie]

"Listen, this is why I love you so much. " "N-not in public Branzy." So romantic...

[@Couchiestpotato]

I like how lifesteal is considered one of the deadliest minecraft servers Yet in the middle theres the kindest player feeling bad for betraying people And is about to die Nice vid branzy

[@Wizdabest1]

@nieooj gotoy 1st April 2023

[@aloehill7073]

It’s so crazy that he is so calm when he died. He is almost the only player that doesn’t rage I’m sad to say that even I do

[@cooler9495]

I KNOW HE DOES LIKE IST A NORMAL THING

[@DraginEgg]

@@cooler9495 idk

[@SiD-kc4ke]

BECAUSE LIFESTEAL IS ALL SCRIPTED!! RIGHT?!??!

[@limitedfair]

Lost op thing in a game cuz I left without storing it

[@flantofluu]

@@SiD-kc4ke ehhhhhhhhh?? ( i think half of it is)

[@sleepy-.-Zzz]

Massive respect to whoever's editing this for skipping all of Branzy's shameless plugs 😂

[@ricastarrebusquillo4493]

10:37 Branzy:Listen, This Is Why I Love U So Much. Clown:.. Not In Public Branzy

[@bloodphoenixab]

I loved watching this story on Clownpierce's channel where his video is more action whereas yours is so touching. Now I gotta hunt down Parrot's version to see why he did it.

[@ThatChiefGuy]

when does the unrated version of the video come out? asking for a friend

[@Masqueradegacha]

AYYYE YOUR HERE!

[@EyesAnimes]

Why 1 comment and 69 likes?

[@Astro-man]

Chief should be on lifesteal

[@commando1248]

I like how clown always gets exited when Branzy joins

[@itsapexchamp]

Clown:branzy's on 2 hearts everyone:laughs 2 videos later clown and branzy decimate the server

[@Beppojoe]

Love this video! 👏👏

[@deathstorm9710]

Beppo why u cheat in last vid : (

[@somerandomdude2584]

E

[@dragonpower4323]

The Bepopé

[@Abdullah-ch4th]

Beepo

[@McGaming24736]

OMG ITS BEPPO

[@jerempie8156]

"There is one fan-fiction i believe in" "Which one?" "Branzy and ClownPierce of course" Edit : I know saying this is overated but dear god thank you all for 178 likes!

[@h1ghlights282]

Who said fiction

[@primegenera4465]

Who said its a fan fiction ITS REAL AND NOT MADE BY THE FANS (OR HATERS AND STANS)

[@cooler9495]

I mean

[@Defaultyhumanty]

wait yoy tell me that branzy and clownpiece is not real?

[@flantofluu]

lmao what

[@sashakittycat4232]

“ClownPierce: pvp expert, evil clown, love interest?” That last one shouldn’t have a question mark at the end, branzy.

[@thepenguinofficial]

I love how wholesome the whole server is despite all of their differences, fighting with each other. This just shows how good friends everyone is no matter the side that they're on!

[@zanehoward6407]

LOL

[@ZayKay45]

Lifesteal- the deadliest minecraft server. The server has been brought to agreement and kindness

[@jujhar.]

Yup

[@lightning_11]

I saw your profile picture and I was trying to remember when I posted this comment. Hahahaha!

[@ZayKay45]

@@lightning_11 oh wow that's a coincidence!!!!

[@lightning_11]

@@ZayKay45 I know, right! It looks like you put the contrast on your pic up a bit, though.

[@ZayKay45]

@@lightning_11 Did I? I like command block so i screenshoted one off the internet. Maybe my screenshot contrast is alway higher on my device?

[@frostyplayz7067]

Branzy with a little bit of health: PlanetLord with 3 hearts:

[@Nehaaa1403]

H o w d o Y o u E v e n K n o w?!?!?!

[@minebloxz8648]

Bro he had 3 hearts months ago now hes on 10

[@jaylenyeo6499]

Clown and Branzy make such a good team hope to see some more of you both! Clown is so wholesome with Branzy

[@summerdj8333]

My fav part in this vid is when Branzy said to Clown "this is why i love you"

[@FrostedDemonz]

When is “I married Minecraft’s deadliest assassin” coming out? 😂

[@storm_sky]

Ikr! 🤣

[@Tigewew]

Looking at Branzy's upload schedule, It should be here in about 2 weeks

[@storm_sky]

@@Tigewew i hope it is it’s been two whole months since they started dating 🤣

[@solarflarz]

I wonder what creature will be there chil-

[@Masqueradegacha]

@@solarflarz Dragon, probably. Because branzy's alter ego is kevin, who is a dragon.

[@Leowook]

Such a sweet video :)

[@pxisthegoat]

you guys got best lifesteal Smp

[@h1ghlights282]

your one of my favorite members behind row of course

[@h1ghlights282]

ro*

[@Yuri-ru8bz]

HI

[@TastySmarties]

"Such a sweet video"- one of the people that killed him... Just saying

[@foigpotato2712]

Brandy the second he sees mapic: ahhh I’m being chased!!! 5 seconds later : yeah it just mapic he says calmly.

[@electricpepperoni4789]

CLOWNPEIRCEDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE

[@sad.flash.]

*leo trying to kill branzy* *branzy not even trying to run or fight back* branzy: *”why why is he trying to kill me?”*

[@person4432]

I've always love the amount of movie scenes in Branzy's videos

[@comet3754]

I'm glad people are becoming more generous on the lifesteal smp. This was also a good life lesson

[@primegenera4465]

Ikr

[@epicdud5905]

Isnt this basically communism?

[@comet3754]

@@epicdud5905 what? sry I dont know politics

[@manasaryal6582]

Ikr is “I know Right”

[@kamusgold3455]

@@comet3754 ikr just means I know right

[@TotemIsHere]

Branzy is so sweet I feel bad for him a lot when he dies

[@Ineedsleep_.]

While branzy was describing clownpierce he said “love interest” 😳

[@thebritishgoose2923]

in every smp theres a villian but instead of 1 almost the whole server is the villian

[@avio2813]

This guy gives off such a positive energy that lifts everyone’s spirits and makes everyone feel better ❤️❤️❤️

[@QUBIQUBED]

“I’m gonna kill and betray my friends who helped me” You: tHiS GuY GiVeS OFF SuCH a PosITiVe NErgy!

[@haze9582]

Branzy: I won't kill you Also Branzy: maybe! You just had to say that, didn't you, Branzy?

[@bdxbdx]

R I P lifesteals plan and let’s give mad respect to Branzy

[@resonanceamplitude]

Good Moon Knight reference Branzy, I sure hope you didn't actually vandalize public property

[@TheHimikoToga]

Marvel: Ooo a 2 second clip? COPYRIGHT TIME

[@billy9545]

I like how every Branzy's video ends with the point that he got all of his friends back

[@igo___]

legit lol

[@lasercraft32]

Clowpierce's voice sounds so much like one of those super-powerful but always emotionless anime characters.

[@iaagaming6576]

Branzy: this is why i love you so much Clown: Not in public branzy. 😁

[@xavierjosephstafford9085]

alternate title : branzy losing hearts for 11 minutes

[@finitesynced]

Yes

[@almost.eveything.editzz]

9:42 was a creeper sound and I was also playing Minecraft and it scared the shit out of me

[@xixux9087]

"i like pvp when i win" me: that is a true masterpiece

[@yessir8580]

Me *Eats Taco Bell Me : *Goes TO Bathroom* Taco Bell Employee : Going TO BAthroom Me : Hey Dont Go In Taco Bell EMployee: Why? Me : 0:03

[@MikeMayCommitArson]

"Not in public, Branzy!" TRUE LOVE

[@GoofyLoner]

9:22 that "two: really made me tear up

[@idkofficial764]

The thing that is so sad is that Branzy doesnt even try to fight some people like leo and when he thought leo was ash again he tries to act nice and just gets killed

[@SpaceAndTornadoNerd]

8:57 “ Loyalty is so annoying” BranzyCraft 2022

[@Wirps]

2:47 Only the ones who have watched the past life steal will know why he is called dirty one

[@GlowXDead]

This is epic! Keep it up branzy. You are one of my fav lifesteal members

[@NerfProNeverDies]

5:52 That was good, I liked that lol

[@ChristianTcc]

I am obsessed with all the times branzy mentioned or showed clips of marvel movies and shows

[@zagreusoftheunderworld5567]

Everything got blown up but that swag sign 11:10

[@Thu-Thu-Thunder]

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING

[@katecretney6829]

I didn’t know Branzy was a redstone man expert pranker AND A GOOD BUILDER

[@ChristianTcc]

no joke the more time branzy adds a marvel clip to his videos i scream and love branzy more

[@_AngelArt_]

This was the most heart warming video I’ve watched of Branzy lol

[@NotXeyz]

This is more cinematic than a movie

[@Erased_UnityXDX]

2:33 there's something called FIGHT BACK

[@mehlodyblue7785]

Branzy is in a Pacifist Run.

[@grasseyhills2027]

Branzy you've grown so much since when I met you with 5k now you have more than 200k god I feel old ❤❤

[@annabellezhang7359]

Clownpierce: PVP expert, Evil Clown, Love Interest? 10:43 - Branzy: Aww you're so sweet, this is why I love you so much.. 10:45 - Clownpierce: N-not in public Branzy❤*Embarrassed I love Clownpierce and Branzy ❤❤❤❤

[@pockoy6]

Ashswagg used to be my favourite lifesteal player, but after this video I think you Branzy are my favourite lifesteal player

[@superking100]

Wholesome ending on lifesteal? That was something!

[@Lilsplayzroblox]

“You’re in an unimaginable debt” sounded like those insurance adds lol

[@nameyep7918]

like the time when they shared hearts that was so KIND and I almost cried

[@MoonLightEdits123]

Omg 10:45 TOTALLY SHIP! SHIP! SHIP! SHIP!

[@Masqueradegacha]

YESSIR (OR YESMA'AM)

[@happyheartstv1431]

YES SHIP

[@aadennero5258]

WTH do you mean

[@woodygaming7136]

Branzy

[@MysticXV]

“I like PvP when I win!” -Branzy 😂 that makes 2 of us Branzy! 😂

[@SummyNotSumm3RR]

The fact that Lifesteal was made for chaos but everyone ended up being peaceful

[@flippedout3774]

My favorite people on LifeSteal SMP are Branzy, ClownPeirce, PrinceZam, Rekrap, and Vitalisy

[@Unpug]

The lifesteal miracle was the most wholesome thing ever :D

[@kezottle]

ClownPierce: Love interest??? **Wattpad will remember that**

[@Shad0wByt3]

Branzy, you made me get flashbacks of Frieza doing the same thing to the Saiyans

[@ItzVoidMC_]

10:32 *ZAM STATIC*

[@mr.zacs.129]

Is it just me but always when Branzy uploads a new video, it always makes my day!

[@CCorenator]

Out of this whole series I’ve finally realized that Branzy LOVES Marvel

[@IsThatJed]

1:27 **Mickey Mouse mode activated**

[@DoMorrMusic]

ClownPierce: Love interest???

[@jaizeph29]

i thnk you mean jester penetrate

[@supercrafter1162]

yeah who’s clownpierce I only know jester penetrate

[@Star_B4T]

Yes yes I only know jester penetrate indeed

[@bobsammy1530]

Ya know, I’ve been trying to find a nice Minecraft KZbinr for so long that like marvel. Today I have stumbled across you, and you are amazing. Thank you for existing and being someone I can relate to in Minecraft.

[@salmonxd_]

Awesome video, Branzy keep up the good work :)

[@amazing40]

Aw, dude i love this branzy dude, IL LOVE HIM SORRY ( CLOWN )

[@not_devil1730]

Branzy had the lowest heart but he never stayed back and said get behind me

[@HeyShattered]

"Only the bestest friends and the worst enemies help/visit you"

[@user-dc2zc9px8y]

03:07 That is clownpierce and branzy at 3.A.M.. .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣…………………

[@noahmckenzie2714]

Hope your marriage is going well, loved the vid keep up the good work

[@storm_sky]

I think they are still only engaged and not yet married

[@obnoxiousnamegaming5715]

@@storm_sky ENGANGED!? WHAT

[@storm_sky]

@@obnoxiousnamegaming5715 the first vid where they started datong clown commented the next video on branzy’s channel was them getting married but as they haven’t told the others on the smp yet they probably put it off so they are only engaged right now

[@storm_sky]

@@obnoxiousnamegaming5715 sorry if that’s really confusing idk how else to put it

[@obnoxiousnamegaming5715]

@@storm_sky so their gay? wait what

[@kimberlysegal9919]

at 8:55 he reminded me of 99 from star wars

[@n1ckClip]

5:55 Finally a KZbinr that talks about their subscribers so quickly

[@Failed_]

The editing on this video is insane!

[@htbgames9766]

I love your contact you one of my favorite KZbinrs keep it up

[@kaelinsmith1381]

Thanks for all that you do branzy to make the vids for us keep up the good work

[@Branzy]

Thank YOU for watching! Give Meyer an in game smack for me

[@cooler9495]

Ya thire pretty good

[@kaelinsmith1381]

@@Branzy ok I will

[@ethana9648]

Branzy = Humor, good builder and a friend and dramatic

[@cllncl]

The cleansers is the real life equivalent of most quote-unquote "child safety" laws

[@BleyDrim]

Now you can call it a Life-Give Smp

[@goldenduck2756]

brandy has a unique style, getting revenge on his friends by killing them