i built a prison where lunch time means sheer pain

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

Күн бұрын

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@CallMeKevin
@CallMeKevin 3 жыл бұрын
If you also want to build a monstrosity of a prison, then get Prison Architect for yourself here: play.prisonarchitect.com/CallMeKevin
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Flag bots
@Lockmcc
@Lockmcc 3 жыл бұрын
Ily
@Gman05
@Gman05 3 жыл бұрын
Rebuilding Ireland
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 3 жыл бұрын
thank you kevin, we love you kevin
@kristoferslorencs
@kristoferslorencs 3 жыл бұрын
You are the best, kevin
@big_bad_raj
@big_bad_raj 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I'm half surprised Kevin didn't see the title of the update and decide to somehow become a pacifist out of spite
@luciix6643
@luciix6643 3 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see this tbh
@scragcowski
@scragcowski 3 жыл бұрын
shh that's the next video
@bjmaguire6269
@bjmaguire6269 3 жыл бұрын
"Despite your best efforts warden...they just refused to be reasonable." Muah ha ha ha ha...
@mukundkumar2805
@mukundkumar2805 Жыл бұрын
@@scragcowski how do u know
@luciix6643
@luciix6643 3 жыл бұрын
CEO: "Make sure nobody else dies-" Sniper Crew: "DID SOMEONE SAY DIE"
@marioman1242
@marioman1242 3 жыл бұрын
@@skyprior3866 I usually refuse to click on spam links on principle, but you convinced me that I had to see whatever abomination this video is. Why would you do this to me?
@Jerkfaceman
@Jerkfaceman 3 жыл бұрын
"SOMEONE SAID HOWITZER!"
@skyprior3866
@skyprior3866 2 жыл бұрын
@@marioman1242 Because everyone should now it is akin to a rick roll and I have seen this more
@Silias06
@Silias06 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's a military genius through and through. Out here properly making tower defense a viable strategy
@ArmourGX
@ArmourGX 3 жыл бұрын
Until you get put in prison
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, your kind are back. *ahem.* MORE LIKE *BORE RAGNAROK. 🤣*
@RiderLeangle2
@RiderLeangle2 3 жыл бұрын
The open floor plan execution chamber is actually a brilliant idea for this kind of prison, when someone just dies in this wide open room you can just say "See? That was supposed to happen!"
@renatagianotti
@renatagianotti 2 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl why do you exist?
@WesbirdlyO
@WesbirdlyO 3 жыл бұрын
Defendant: "I ain't no snitch" Judge: "Very well, I sentence you to 6 months in Pickens State Maximum Secu..." Defendant: "Wait..what? NO!, I'll tell you everything!!"
@POTUSJimmyCarter
@POTUSJimmyCarter 3 жыл бұрын
Pickens State Maximum Security Penitentiary And Rat Sanctuary
@dominicjuckes3988
@dominicjuckes3988 3 жыл бұрын
@Joshua Roehl who are you
@mr.k4918
@mr.k4918 3 жыл бұрын
See a gulag might be better.
@MadnessIncVP
@MadnessIncVP 3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.k4918 The gulag would be better for the bot problem, you’re not wrong,
@MINECHEZ1
@MINECHEZ1 3 жыл бұрын
Being sponsored to create chaos I love that games have started accepting Kevin for who he is
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 3 жыл бұрын
"Let's just build a warden statue for me, I deserve it" People should learn more from Kevin, after a day of hard work and making prisions you should treat yourself to a statue of you
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
Flag links
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 3 жыл бұрын
Mayor Lewis taught him well
@absinthe9553
@absinthe9553 3 жыл бұрын
After a day of hard work ane making prisons, you shohld treat yourself to a statue of Kevin.
@e-unit1579
@e-unit1579 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: “It actually encourages chaos!” Inmates: *Visible Concern*
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 3 жыл бұрын
I’d say congrats if there weren’t bots to ruin your comment
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 жыл бұрын
so they should be :)
@gubivitschwob1619
@gubivitschwob1619 3 жыл бұрын
The janitor giving rewards is like a weird episode of undercover boss
@lunaliciousgeek
@lunaliciousgeek 3 жыл бұрын
I feel it has to be a bug, it makes zero sense
@SylviaRustyFae
@SylviaRustyFae 2 жыл бұрын
@@lunaliciousgeek Yea i think it grabbed the Janitor asset from the next msg about the rats and it was meant to be the usual boss
@p3talsdotpng
@p3talsdotpng 3 жыл бұрын
They added the total deaths button specifically for Kevin.
@pariah2society
@pariah2society 3 жыл бұрын
and probably the whole DLC hahaaaa
@p3talsdotpng
@p3talsdotpng 3 жыл бұрын
@@pariah2society have a smiley face :)
@deleted5794
@deleted5794 3 жыл бұрын
The title already sums the video up, "Storm of chaos," Kevin makes chaos in every game, which makes it 100% funnier Edit: this comment kinda doesn't make sense anymore, cause he changed the title which really sucks
@Vampydej
@Vampydej 3 жыл бұрын
when he changed the title 😂
@squeegel3904
@squeegel3904 3 жыл бұрын
@@Vampydej lmao I was here to say the same, its almost as though he agreed, then changed it to have more context.
@Mours
@Mours 3 жыл бұрын
It DID rip
@bubblegum9826
@bubblegum9826 3 жыл бұрын
It's okay! He mentions it through the video and i think you did well! :)
@deleted5794
@deleted5794 3 жыл бұрын
@@bubblegum9826 thank you :)
@pariah2society
@pariah2society 3 жыл бұрын
The fact Kevin then has to live in the chaos he created and isn't even surprised is amazing
@Lostinthefrost5
@Lostinthefrost5 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin’s content is a perfect storm that we’ve collectively decided was a brilliant idea to be apart of
@jackknife9228
@jackknife9228 3 жыл бұрын
Hedge Maze with Snipers at the end was an ingenious idea. We need a deathrun of hedge mazes asap.
@phoebedarker
@phoebedarker 3 жыл бұрын
It can be manifested in the sims too...
@PadgePaget
@PadgePaget 3 жыл бұрын
Finally.... The return of "Perfect Storm O'Reilly"
@TheSloppyjoejr
@TheSloppyjoejr 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever Kevin plays a game, it is GUARANTEED to cause chaos.
@ericjohnson7234
@ericjohnson7234 2 жыл бұрын
even fekkin mario kart
@manologamerss5801
@manologamerss5801 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best prison Kevin has made, mostly because he has finally acquired the knowledge that ten minutes of playtime in Prison Architect would give you.
@frodonap8041
@frodonap8041 3 жыл бұрын
- Puts maze for prisoners to escape - Puts snipers at the end of maze - Puts statue of warden Are you sure is not a squid game?
@homewebb6294
@homewebb6294 2 жыл бұрын
It's all makes sense now...
@nightdust6953
@nightdust6953 3 жыл бұрын
"...because of the new Perfect Storm DLC!" Me: *scared flashbacks to the Perfect Storm in the Irish Shark Tank video * Me: Oh no
@radekchrabota
@radekchrabota 3 жыл бұрын
"Perfect Storm's perfect juice"
@mememachine6022
@mememachine6022 3 жыл бұрын
@@radekchrabota bull "juice"
@Sure_Jahn
@Sure_Jahn 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who always play by the rules and make sure everything is perfect. I always get inspired to try to be chaotic by your videos.
@SchrödingerKousae
@SchrödingerKousae 3 жыл бұрын
In another reality, Kevin is the most infamous war criminal in history.
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 3 жыл бұрын
You meant to say he isnt in this one? 🤨
@SchrödingerKousae
@SchrödingerKousae 3 жыл бұрын
@@pedrovallefin8406 Just in games thankfully.
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 3 жыл бұрын
@@SchrödingerKousae True enough. If he didnt became a gamer he probably would have become a real life Jim Pickens.
@crowteeth57
@crowteeth57 3 жыл бұрын
4:35 Kevin, you know that violence is never the answer! Violence is the question, and the answer is always yes. If the violence doesn't work, you're not using enough.
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 3 жыл бұрын
What goes through the CEO's mind when he gives Kevin a prison, he must think this man is an angel and "not" a murderer
@kielanwade5096
@kielanwade5096 3 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard at a video in all my life. This is my favourite cult to be a part of by far!
@kristoferslorencs
@kristoferslorencs 3 жыл бұрын
In almost every video Kevin makes chaos no matter what. He always finds a way.
@p3talsdotpng
@p3talsdotpng 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin truly is a prison architect genius.
@bethwilson833
@bethwilson833 3 жыл бұрын
I was 100% expecting Perfect Storm, you know, that magnificent bull
@TheDarkblade711
@TheDarkblade711 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing "its a revolving door" hits different as a criminal justice major who has heard that on several occasions to describe a prison
@AricShadowDragon
@AricShadowDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Once Kevin lost control and was put into the prison...it looked like everything calmed down XD
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 3 жыл бұрын
The next time I'm having dinner with people and I have to go to the bathroom I'm just going to stand up, stare straight ahead, say "BOWELS." and walk to the bathroom.
@robiguzman8529
@robiguzman8529 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin you’re not filled with bad ideas, you’re just filled with interesting ones, really interesting ones.
@shelby8101
@shelby8101 3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Kevin + prison architect is always perfection.
@lunaliciousgeek
@lunaliciousgeek 3 жыл бұрын
I get so excited when Kevin plays this or Project Zomboid, they're my favorite series
@shelby8101
@shelby8101 3 жыл бұрын
@@lunaliciousgeek same here!
@Enraged.
@Enraged. 3 жыл бұрын
This DLC encourages chaos? It’s like it was made for you!
@saintsea-hat7891
@saintsea-hat7891 3 жыл бұрын
I love how at 4:17 you can Clearly see the ceo saying “your prison is out of control”.
@profischer
@profischer 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect storm, he looks good and he knows it.
@puredemon5926
@puredemon5926 3 жыл бұрын
I love it when something so chaotic becomes the most functioning thing ever. It's truly magical.
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 3 жыл бұрын
If only he could have managed to limit the amount of daily killings instead of increasing them, it could have go on forever.
@HughStLeger
@HughStLeger 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised perfect storm is back i hope he still looks good and knows it
@benbaker9975
@benbaker9975 3 жыл бұрын
i thought i was the only one to make that connection
@pooroldnostradamus
@pooroldnostradamus 3 жыл бұрын
@@benbaker9975 it seems like this joke is not very scalable. I'm out.
@DragonSlyr1
@DragonSlyr1 3 жыл бұрын
Right out the bat Kevin drops a Drake and Josh joke that I completely understand. This is why I’ve religiously watched Kevin for the past 5 years.
@elisgeorge2420
@elisgeorge2420 3 жыл бұрын
can't believe kevin said perfect storm maybe a dozen times in this video and didn't make a single reference to the bull from the dragons den video
@CorndogBrownie
@CorndogBrownie 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the place I was living when I was going to college. Howdy kevdog
@jNetDowling
@jNetDowling 3 жыл бұрын
'If they get through the hedge mazes, they have to deal with the snipers' Kevin (the military genius) really needs to start designing fall fairs and the like
@griffin7452
@griffin7452 3 жыл бұрын
Yeeeessss! Prison Architect and Kevin are one of my favourite combinations. Beaten out only by Rimworld and Kevin.
@ylimeg9528
@ylimeg9528 3 жыл бұрын
DLC: called “Perfect Storm” Me: *has flashbacks to the bull guy*
@aeroelectro9981
@aeroelectro9981 3 жыл бұрын
Only Kevin could figure out how to turn Prison Architect into a tower defense game… I love it
@emoharalampiev1590
@emoharalampiev1590 3 жыл бұрын
Man this (along with the Sims and Papers please and bitlife) are games that every bloody time I see someone play them I want to play them too.
@XLCheddar
@XLCheddar 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin not running the tower defence as the prisoner for the finale was a missed opportunity
@jackstandrin77
@jackstandrin77 3 жыл бұрын
I love your channel kevin you always put a smile on my face when im sad
@gundar-x1p
@gundar-x1p 2 жыл бұрын
'Isn't it better to keep the fire department on hand?' Keven That one guy,' What do you mean there are no firetrucks left over. Who woulod take them all?!?!?!?!?!'
@black_fox_rox8515
@black_fox_rox8515 3 жыл бұрын
Ahh, everyone are suffering and dying, just regular chaotic Kevin's gameplay ❤
@bennetttollison6378
@bennetttollison6378 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin you make a perfect storm in every game you play.
@bennetttollison6378
@bennetttollison6378 3 жыл бұрын
@Mr.Squide Thanks for the recipe!
@namishu
@namishu 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is literally the definition of chaotic evil-
@lavifish-bieler3119
@lavifish-bieler3119 3 жыл бұрын
Seven foot frame, rats along his back, when he calls your name, it all fades to black. yeah he sees your dreams and feasts on your screams. we don't talk about about DEAR LEADER Jim Pickens.
@BrockGoesGaming
@BrockGoesGaming 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin : "Oh, what happened to you?" Game : "Prisoner Misconduct : Destruction ; Attacked Staff ; Unconscious" Kevin : "He probably tripped and fell. It's not my fault."
@sleepybean420
@sleepybean420 3 жыл бұрын
A prison so good that even the fire fighters were held as prisoners
@realCyng
@realCyng 2 жыл бұрын
The day that Kevin realizes he can control prisoner intake will be revolutionary lol
@Maddox17302
@Maddox17302 3 жыл бұрын
i built a prison where lunch means sheer pain MORE LIKE BORERAGNORAK
@hearmeout1767
@hearmeout1767 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "It's mainly the rats I want to imprison." Me: "Bruno's rats?"
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin and A game that encourages chaos? We all know what that means. Into the bunker everyone!
@Jetsky_YT
@Jetsky_YT 3 жыл бұрын
The bunker won't save you
@Charlotte.70.3
@Charlotte.70.3 3 жыл бұрын
When the name Perfect Storm takes you back to the Irish Shark Tank video haha. Love your videos Kevin, thanks for making me/us laugh. You are appreciated.
@WolfenGamer
@WolfenGamer 3 жыл бұрын
I love how they always sponsor Kevin and RT because they know they’ll find glitched and cause as much chaos as possible.
@wumbology6072
@wumbology6072 3 жыл бұрын
Perfect storm O’Reily is back at it again after the dragons den “”juice””
@justcallmelab7231
@justcallmelab7231 3 жыл бұрын
A game? That encourages chaos? I'm sure Kevin will attempt to make his prison lovely and not chaotic! He would never!
@Anarchy_Angel94
@Anarchy_Angel94 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Kevin ran a real prison. There'd be so much chaos and confusion (and death of course) that the inmates would want to be good and get out and never return except there'd be no escape for anyone. Not even for the guards lol
@zdenekschiller9843
@zdenekschiller9843 3 жыл бұрын
Yard time during storm saves money for shower. Genius. And if you put electric chair outside and use it on one prisoner during storm, they will all die and save a lot more money
@bishielurfer
@bishielurfer 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, that Drake and Josh reference was a deep cut. Took me a moment to get it.
@NaPunkO
@NaPunkO 3 жыл бұрын
I really really liked this content. Much laughter
@Sir_Zava_
@Sir_Zava_ 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin and chaos make a masterpiece
@asherzxyz
@asherzxyz 3 жыл бұрын
the sims punishes you for how you play the game but Prison Architect sponsors you for chaos. amazing
@epicOway
@epicOway 3 жыл бұрын
KEVIN PLS PLAY THE RIMWORLD IDEOLOGY EXPANSION. YOU CAN CREATE YOUR OWN RELIGION!
@humlegard-gaming
@humlegard-gaming 3 жыл бұрын
I was not expecting to see Kevin back playing prison architect, but man am I glad he is.
@Elfofthedungeon
@Elfofthedungeon 3 жыл бұрын
Ah! Glad to see the perfect storms bull seed plan went well.
@Aymelia-colon3
@Aymelia-colon3 3 жыл бұрын
Storm of chaos? More like Ring Of Fire.
@WizBunny3
@WizBunny3 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin should do a warden play through of one of his prisons followed by the inevitable arrest for negligence then see if he can escape.
@twigthewonderkid6603
@twigthewonderkid6603 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like prison architect would be a great game for the various challenges Kevin seems to like to do at the moment! Like, Prison Architect but I'm a Reformer and you have to get all the prisoners paroled asap or something.
@Targolak
@Targolak 3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, absolutely loved the twist at the end! This truly was a ride. xD
@noplace4akitty047
@noplace4akitty047 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *makes a prison 🎶" well life on the outside ain't what it used to be!!" 🎶
@intoxinoire
@intoxinoire 3 жыл бұрын
2:47 the "they died in a house fire", sometimes his Irish sounds a little bit more than other days
@vyshakhanand1565
@vyshakhanand1565 3 жыл бұрын
I would've loved to see Kevin escape through his own maze at the end.
@qweevin_s
@qweevin_s 3 жыл бұрын
As a volunteer firefighter, I approve that it will be very nice for anyone to make a call before the fire even started.
@JFN2760
@JFN2760 3 жыл бұрын
How's it going Kevin! My name is friends, and today I'll be watching you play Prison Architect!
@Nefariously_ignorant
@Nefariously_ignorant 3 жыл бұрын
Prison architect? More like resurrecting Kevin's favourite joke ever
@emmarubacava
@emmarubacava 3 жыл бұрын
I love prison architect! No matter how much thought or planning I put into a prison it always very rapidly descends into chaos
@snowfur9407
@snowfur9407 3 жыл бұрын
Everytime it hits my time for his videos to upload it click on his channel and then the refresh button and wait till it uploads. Love your videos!
@electricspider2267
@electricspider2267 Жыл бұрын
That's like the second time (or first depending on the chron-order) you mentioned jake and josh building themselves stuck with no doors. I want more context, that sounds hilarious.
@CalifornianCuttlefish
@CalifornianCuttlefish 3 жыл бұрын
Great Video! *Finally, Sponsored Chaos*
@Lockmcc
@Lockmcc 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin's videos are a blessing
@TheLionPear
@TheLionPear 3 жыл бұрын
They're sponsoring Kevin because he's better at QA than actual QA. They're probably watching the video and writing up dozens of bugs haha
@MarkedHobgoblin
@MarkedHobgoblin 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of watch call me Kevin is that It just hit me that I've been watching this guy for almost 5 years straight.
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 3 жыл бұрын
Chaos in DLC that's the real reason why this video was made :)
@TheHunz
@TheHunz 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin and chaos, an eternal duo.
@warmerj8520
@warmerj8520 3 жыл бұрын
"I'd like to think it's just to promote in-fighting." Kevin sure does have a good grasp on US prison policy. 😂
@aidencepil8604
@aidencepil8604 3 жыл бұрын
I haven't watched kevin in along time and it's refreshing
@gemesis6268
@gemesis6268 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin is not only a military genius, he’s a fire prevention genius too.
@octogon_five2332
@octogon_five2332 3 жыл бұрын
Kevin: sets up a prison that kills multiple people a day Also Kevin: gets rewarded for "handling calamities well" in the same prison Also also Kevin: then goes on to become inmate in that very prison for "criminal negligence" The chaos has come full circle.
@clausroquefort9545
@clausroquefort9545 3 жыл бұрын
try speedrunning that criminal negligence
@CalifornianCuttlefish
@CalifornianCuttlefish 3 жыл бұрын
*always good when Kevin get's sponsored to be himself*
@Jetsky_YT
@Jetsky_YT 3 жыл бұрын
That's why I love the prison architype Devs. They're just like "here's some new content, Kevin go kill people"
@ElyssaAnna
@ElyssaAnna 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, a military genius at work
@williamreed7694
@williamreed7694 3 жыл бұрын
Yess! my daily dose of chaos Love ya dear leade- I mean kevin
@rafagonzalezalzaga9297
@rafagonzalezalzaga9297 3 жыл бұрын
You should do a full vídeo of your life as a prisoner in that prison. Try to survive
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