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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

2 жыл бұрын

I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer, and it ended terribly.
Twitch: / callmekevin
Twitter: / callmekevin1811
Instagram: / callmekevin1811
Second channel: / @donotcallmekevin
Stream Archive Channel: / @callmekevinstreamarch...
Editors:
Kippesoep001
TropicalFreeze2
FluffyroxGames
And myself :D
#CallMeKevin #Police #Simulator

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@phire0
@phire0 2 жыл бұрын
If I called the police and Kevin showed up, I think I'd just arrest myself...
@DragonbornCanid
@DragonbornCanid 2 жыл бұрын
@@jacobburch7555 dont reply to them, thats just a bot. report and ignore
@D3niz3n
@D3niz3n 2 жыл бұрын
just look a bit sad and he'll be merciful
@kordell8057
@kordell8057 Жыл бұрын
Might aswell shoot before he does
@bami2
@bami2 Жыл бұрын
You know it would just end up as a suicide by cop
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 2 жыл бұрын
"I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer" How very Kevin of you, Kevin
@MINECHEZ1
@MINECHEZ1 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why the call him Kevin
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@high creative blood.. SHUT UP BOT
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 2 жыл бұрын
it's Jim Pickens on the radio giving the orders 🤣
@mathunit1
@mathunit1 2 жыл бұрын
He changed the title. :/
@marcelladonyi2409
@marcelladonyi2409 2 жыл бұрын
@@mathunit1 He does that quite often. Wonder why
@JDSel-eg3tf
@JDSel-eg3tf 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: fines someone for jaywalking Kevin literally 3 seconds later: *jaywalks*
@entirelynotfrank9393
@entirelynotfrank9393 2 жыл бұрын
Realistic
@ghostderazgriz
@ghostderazgriz 2 жыл бұрын
To stop crime, Kevin becomes crime. It's not a required step, nor an advised one, but it gets the job d- ... well it gets a job.
@Schnort
@Schnort 2 жыл бұрын
@@ghostderazgriz note to self: commit several war crimes before my job interview because crime gets the job.
@keenarnia
@keenarnia 2 жыл бұрын
Oh you're going 5 over the speed limit? Well I, a highway patrol am going to pull an illegal U-Turn mid highway, speed to over 100mph to catch up to you to write you a ticket :)
@spicybeantofu
@spicybeantofu 2 жыл бұрын
That's real life cops
@n3r3sh77
@n3r3sh77 2 жыл бұрын
When the policemen said "It's fine" after the guy complained about having to pay money, I choose to believe he was making a pun.
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine entrusting Kevin with not only the authority to arrest and fine people, but also entrusting him with deadly weaponry and non-lethal weaponry.
@Schnort
@Schnort 2 жыл бұрын
Deadly weaponry I can justify, but non-lethal? I have to draw the line there.
@TimeForDunston
@TimeForDunston 2 жыл бұрын
FishWaterEnjoyer 😆
@toushea1984
@toushea1984 2 жыл бұрын
All non-lethal weaponry becomes lethal weaponry in the hands of Kevin
@krisshaw9464
@krisshaw9464 2 жыл бұрын
He'd probably do great cause he's not a moron and knows the difference between reality and a video game
@Rusty_Blazer
@Rusty_Blazer 2 жыл бұрын
He's only allowed assault potato.
@Max-ui7yf
@Max-ui7yf 2 жыл бұрын
That part where Kevin didn't know the speed limit reminds me of the time I was pulled over, then had to sit and wait about 5 minutes for the cop to go and actually check the limit.
@jasmin12401
@jasmin12401 2 жыл бұрын
Did you get the ticket?
@Max-ui7yf
@Max-ui7yf 2 жыл бұрын
@@jasmin12401 Yeah I did. Probably should have said something since the guy didn't even know the limit, then again that might have made things worse lol.
@littlejogger95
@littlejogger95 2 жыл бұрын
“You’re guilty of… something. Just not quite sure yet. But DEFINITELY something!”
@ztm454
@ztm454 2 жыл бұрын
@@Max-ui7yf should of fought it in court probably could of gotten it thrown out if you had a recording of the cop not knowing the limit he pulled you over for
@benjivilla970
@benjivilla970 2 жыл бұрын
@@ztm454 no, the limit was still broken. Just because a cop second guesses himself and then checks to make sure he’s writing a valid ticket doesn’t mean that alone will get the ticket dismissed
@gemesis6268
@gemesis6268 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *shoots right next to someone’s head and gets fired.* Also Kevin: but did you die?
@fagioli7063
@fagioli7063 2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that one scene from On my Block
@Keznen
@Keznen 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 LMAO Those are religious swastikas, not Nazi ones. The Nazi one is tilted on its side. You're such a failure, you actually fail at being a troll.
@karlrudd8914
@karlrudd8914 2 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen Yay I reported the fuck and his comment disappeared! I did a good! And again
@fagioli7063
@fagioli7063 2 жыл бұрын
@@Keznen I didn't even know there was religious swastikas. What does it symbolize?
@kukui79
@kukui79 2 жыл бұрын
@@fagioli7063 It's originally from Hinduism. The right-facing symbol is called swastika, symbolizing surya ("sun"), prosperity and good luck, while the left-facing symbol is called sauwastika, symbolising night or tantric aspects of Kali. It's not entirely unusual to go to a Hindu temple and see a woman wearing clothing that has little swastikas on it. It's also pretty ironic that the Nazis stole their symbol from non-Christian brown-skinned people. Like, they were such lazy asses that they couldn't even take a couple of hours to sit around a table and come up with their own symbol for their worthless movement. Master race, my ass, LOL.
@fawnrattner4651
@fawnrattner4651 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin didn't tell me his name today. Was confused for the rest of the video
@anastasialovesoranges
@anastasialovesoranges 2 жыл бұрын
Who is Kevin?
@beanface7408
@beanface7408 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, this is a Kev video? He didn't say his name so I thought I was watching actual police footage.
@xxinsert_cool_name_herexx4965
@xxinsert_cool_name_herexx4965 2 жыл бұрын
@@beanface7408 omg same! I was so confused!
@BMoney8600
@BMoney8600 2 жыл бұрын
Who is this guy?
@mugu007
@mugu007 2 жыл бұрын
You are now allowed to frisk {NpcGender}|gender(him,her). Thats how you know the game was well coded.
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly a quality game we're dealing with here
@cleverlyblonde
@cleverlyblonde 2 жыл бұрын
It just doesn't feel comfortable presuming gender ;)
@sparksfly5877
@sparksfly5877 2 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain to me this? English is not my first language.
@mugu007
@mugu007 2 жыл бұрын
@@sparksfly5877 it's poor programming. The code is meant to print him or her based on gender of the player, but instead the entire code is printed.
@sparksfly5877
@sparksfly5877 2 жыл бұрын
@@mugu007 Thank you!
@LucibelleHell
@LucibelleHell 2 жыл бұрын
"We don't have those rules in Ireland as far as I'm aware" Kevin- Kevin is this why you got hit by a car?
@FancyCat69
@FancyCat69 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 out of genuine curiosity, what does this comment even mean? I've seen a lot of people post em but don't understand the purpose behind it
@theannap39
@theannap39 2 жыл бұрын
@@FancyCat69 They're a bot. they post offensive shit until they get banned for...some reason? I honestly have no idea.
@oscarpines7927
@oscarpines7927 2 жыл бұрын
@@FancyCat69 Jack unfortunately lost his father, and people attempted to bully him about it like absolute cunts. That things either just a bot or some asshole with too much time and not enough empathy, and that's coming from a very apathetic person.
@randomcats2.068
@randomcats2.068 2 жыл бұрын
@@oscarpines7927 oh no poor Jack
@FancyCat69
@FancyCat69 2 жыл бұрын
@@oscarpines7927 ah, 'preciate it my friend
@Karma-Le-Kidd
@Karma-Le-Kidd 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *stops a drunk driver* Game: *police brutality*
@pleasesetmeonfire1166
@pleasesetmeonfire1166 2 жыл бұрын
the american way
@Twinklethefox9022
@Twinklethefox9022 2 жыл бұрын
@@suavefresh49 ignore them. They are either a bad troll or a bot that's been here ever since it was announced.
@yungjoemighty879
@yungjoemighty879 2 жыл бұрын
ACAB
@zyzyfuss
@zyzyfuss 2 жыл бұрын
@@yungjoemighty879 HELL YEAH
@Liam_The_Great
@Liam_The_Great 2 жыл бұрын
@@yungjoemighty879 cringe
@josephmelborne2740
@josephmelborne2740 2 жыл бұрын
"someone is jay walking" while running in circles on the street
@youngsoilder8145
@youngsoilder8145 2 жыл бұрын
Recruiter: "So, what past experiences you have of law enforcement Kevin?" Kevin: "It's complicated."
@russianconservative
@russianconservative 2 жыл бұрын
@hey bro why the hell there are so many bots, spamming links to some arabic shit under every video all of a sudden?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@@russianconservative because it's the same guy
@juansnowgaming5819
@juansnowgaming5819 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 LOL SUPPORT DATES KIDS
@DabsStabs
@DabsStabs 2 жыл бұрын
@@russianconservative )
@justingick4218
@justingick4218 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 Savetion Epic! 卐 ahh a facist, my pappy used to blow ye up with arty 10 at a time
@shortstackashe
@shortstackashe 2 жыл бұрын
"You're an awful cop!" *gyrates away*
@moogleydoot
@moogleydoot 2 жыл бұрын
@卐Savetion卍 it's pretty obvious you're projecting. get some help, dude.
@lenkagamine4145
@lenkagamine4145 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he actively commits jaywalking for the purpose of fining people for jaywalking
@austinheerema2133
@austinheerema2133 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "I want to change the system!" Police Chief: "Every bright eyed rookie wants to change the system, but some things are too broke to fix." Kevin: "There should be more shooting and unwarranted searches of property!" Police Chief: "Actually those are very realistic goals."
@emily408
@emily408 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin I thought you’d want people to avoid crosswalks due to *the accident*
@ktony859
@ktony859 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 I really can’t believe KZbin gets pissy over youtubers cursing but let’s commenters like these pass by no problem. Disgusting.
@christiniakollar8397
@christiniakollar8397 2 жыл бұрын
@J Dude Wow that songs a masterpiece and like any good masterpiece it should be locked in a safe and thrown into a volcano so no one can reach it
@heyheyheywhat5216
@heyheyheywhat5216 2 жыл бұрын
I have no idea what this Salvation dude said, but judging by their username I can tell it's bad.
@heyheyheywhat5216
@heyheyheywhat5216 2 жыл бұрын
@Roblox Update Checker oooh ew, thanks for telling me
@tashkent561
@tashkent561 2 жыл бұрын
These games exist to prove how Kevin should never be given all this power, or any power in general
@strogonoffcore
@strogonoffcore 2 жыл бұрын
as Kanye West says, *no one man should have all that power*
@strogonoffcore
@strogonoffcore 2 жыл бұрын
@@idiotidiot5821 try and tell that to a mother of a teenager
@bharatsadhnani4370
@bharatsadhnani4370 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 Please don't make fun of death like that I lost my beloved grandfather as well and I was close to him. It's hard to see some one go like that. Let him deal with loss his own way.
@blankness8
@blankness8 2 жыл бұрын
@@bharatsadhnani4370 I'm sorry to hear that, but don't bother replying to the bot. On the off chance that they are a real person they'll just be happy that they've made your day a bit more depressing. But thanks for being a wonderful person :)
@nspring06
@nspring06 2 жыл бұрын
We need to keep Kevin powerless. Keep him on his low rung and we won't have to worry about the chaos he's capable of.
@epicwolf7698
@epicwolf7698 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the killettos.
@thetamaximum1901
@thetamaximum1901 2 жыл бұрын
I was missing my daily forceful-nose-exhalation
@nspring06
@nspring06 2 жыл бұрын
Taste my steel...ettos
@damienb.6269
@damienb.6269 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna give as many tickets as I can so I can get that promotion" a little too real chief
@spicybeantofu
@spicybeantofu 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah they pick on people when they dont get enough
@just_a_tepig3611
@just_a_tepig3611 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly the issue nowadays is cops are encouraged to let criminals go so they don't become a "statistic"
@loveitftw
@loveitftw 2 жыл бұрын
@@just_a_tepig3611 in the us ?
@just_a_tepig3611
@just_a_tepig3611 2 жыл бұрын
@@loveitftw Yeah, you know the video of the thief with a shop cart walking right past a police officer in i think chicago
@yungjoemighty879
@yungjoemighty879 2 жыл бұрын
ACAB
@someitguy2175
@someitguy2175 2 жыл бұрын
The future of AI law enforcement. "If the big red arrow says you've done something wrong, you've done something wrong."
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 2 жыл бұрын
I cant wait to live in a nightmare world where every punishment is dished out with fervor by a merciless machine
@big_bad_raj
@big_bad_raj 2 жыл бұрын
At this point Kevin is singlehandedly propping up the simulator industry
@CraicDealer
@CraicDealer 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta give Letsgameitout his fair dues
@Blood-PawWerewolf
@Blood-PawWerewolf 2 жыл бұрын
@@CraicDealer simulation games are fun for these reasons
@trindalas
@trindalas 2 жыл бұрын
He’s the leading cause of me buying games, lol. I have a fair few of the simulator games just because of Kevin.
@chickenx5694
@chickenx5694 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine being handcuffed randomly and the cop runs off, 5 minutes later he turns the corner and surprisingly says "oh hey lady!!" 😂 6:15
@Graknorke
@Graknorke 2 жыл бұрын
getting fired for brutality and immediately getting a new job at a different department is pretty realistic
@nickthelick
@nickthelick 8 ай бұрын
VERY common in the US, actually! 🤔 😬 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤷🏻‍♂️
@hiimalcatraz5912
@hiimalcatraz5912 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin's first instinct when playing a new game is try to get run over by a car
@mxkammb
@mxkammb 2 жыл бұрын
the fact that you AND josh immediately thought "can I just keep calling tow trucks?" when playing this game is both concerning and glorious
@shanemc9947
@shanemc9947 2 жыл бұрын
"Who ever you're married to's gonna get a shock when you start acting differently" Kevin would make a great possessive demon
@KotaTheGreatest
@KotaTheGreatest 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "Alright I can build up some credit so I can handcuff the innocent" American police: write that down right that down
@ki-kodevorne7318
@ki-kodevorne7318 2 жыл бұрын
Of course there's cop hate on all things cop related, can't even watch a video like this without a "CoPs In ReAl LiFe:" joke. But I guess that's expected when people are stupid enough to believe what they see on the news or in social media. It's not like we have an overwhelming amount of evidence to suggest they've been lying for money for two hundred years or anything.
@bigmanbarry2299
@bigmanbarry2299 2 жыл бұрын
@@ki-kodevorne7318 seethe
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
More like Australian police, from what I hear
@scocro
@scocro 2 жыл бұрын
@@ki-kodevorne7318 they never go to America they just don’t understand
@emmasnyder2154
@emmasnyder2154 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin doesn’t follow the law, the law follows him
@MiniEinz
@MiniEinz 2 жыл бұрын
The law follows him because he is the leading cause of crime in the area, and we love him for it.
@SphoorthyN
@SphoorthyN 2 жыл бұрын
Chases him more like
@Miss_Distress
@Miss_Distress 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: makes character. Is immediately hit by car
@ScepticalAgnostic
@ScepticalAgnostic 2 жыл бұрын
Collecting CP while sending out random arrests seems pretty on theme for an officer
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol 2 ай бұрын
Cp? I guess I'll know which cp when I finish the video.
@electricspider2267
@electricspider2267 2 ай бұрын
It's obviously Chilli Peppers. Key to understanding is in the context. Kev's a cop. Cops love donuts. Donuts are a snack. Chilli peppers are also a snack. There you go, CP= Chilli Perreps.peppers. i hate typing on a phone
@sbridge7556
@sbridge7556 2 жыл бұрын
Officer Kevin really has spidey-senses for petty crime
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 2 жыл бұрын
"My police sense is tingling."
@Apartment98
@Apartment98 2 жыл бұрын
"I did every wrong thing possible as a police officer" And we wouldn't have it any other way lols
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@hey bro hey bot, I reported you
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@J Dude BEGONE BOT
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing games wrong is best Kevin
@SeedlessProductions
@SeedlessProductions 2 жыл бұрын
Realistic that Kevin can be fired repeatedly for brutality and keep landing new cop jobs.
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 2 жыл бұрын
-"I'm back from my first day as a cop!" -"Did you solve any crimes?" -"Let's just say I was INVOLVED in a crime."
@knokout1
@knokout1 2 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the most realistic sim games of all time. You murder an innocent person, lose your job, and immediately get hired at the next precinct over. They did a great job.
@FrenchFries2
@FrenchFries2 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin sees someone speeding past him as he he's an officer of the law "OH hey nice speed dude"
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
Lol, accurate
@FrenchFries2
@FrenchFries2 2 жыл бұрын
@卍 SUPPORT MAP PRIDE! 卐 the fuck?
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@@FrenchFries2 bait account
@desire7356
@desire7356 2 жыл бұрын
The fact I just got food and was searching for someone to watch and he uploads right now lmao
@jurassicmurricorn7139
@jurassicmurricorn7139 2 жыл бұрын
Same and the fact it was only 8 minutes after you is kinda ironic
@FirstNameLastNameFirstName
@FirstNameLastNameFirstName 2 жыл бұрын
Well he always uploads at 8pm gmt so it's quite easy to predict
@hosephanerothe1440
@hosephanerothe1440 2 жыл бұрын
It’s called coincidence , calm your pants
@mattm.7496
@mattm.7496 2 жыл бұрын
What yall got?
@JohnnyRaze99
@JohnnyRaze99 2 жыл бұрын
@@jurassicmurricorn7139 it's a sign.
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126
@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126 2 жыл бұрын
"I did every wrong thing as a police officer" Kevin you becoming a cop is the first thing wrong😅
@kylelopez7631
@kylelopez7631 2 жыл бұрын
@J Dude time to report
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylelopez7631 make sure you report their profile pic, for some reason, it'll give them a strike.
@kylelopez7631
@kylelopez7631 2 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON thanks for the info. I didn't know that. So many of these bots in the comments these days
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylelopez7631 you're welcome
@joeyrb4509
@joeyrb4509 2 жыл бұрын
@@kylelopez7631 what was the J dude link about then
@rossrocs395
@rossrocs395 2 жыл бұрын
HOW CAN HE STILL MAKE SO MUCH GOOD CONTENT WHILE MOVING TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COUNTRY?!
@Lily-ok9lp
@Lily-ok9lp 2 жыл бұрын
prerecording ig
@InitialPC
@InitialPC 2 жыл бұрын
wait where is he moving to?
@rossrocs395
@rossrocs395 2 жыл бұрын
@@InitialPC hes in spain now
@borris3768
@borris3768 Жыл бұрын
@@rossrocs395 Stupid post
@chacharealsmooth8497
@chacharealsmooth8497 2 жыл бұрын
kevin becoming a cop has to be the worst thing to happen to america
@franklinlewis1097
@franklinlewis1097 2 жыл бұрын
I think America was great worst thing to happen to America lmao
@fungusonus
@fungusonus 2 жыл бұрын
Thankfully I think this takes place in England
@MrSqurk
@MrSqurk 2 жыл бұрын
@@fungusonus Jaywalking being illegal in England is news to me.
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrSqurk I don't think it's based on real life events lol
@tonyhakston536
@tonyhakston536 2 жыл бұрын
@@fungusonus everybody is speaking in a General American accent though...
@notional7983
@notional7983 2 жыл бұрын
u could take off “as a police officer” and the title could still work
@hagrid3348
@hagrid3348 2 жыл бұрын
Hagrid
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the heart
@notional7983
@notional7983 2 жыл бұрын
@@IamaPERSON thank you !! Its my second day in a row getting a heart from our dear leader :)
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@@notional7983 nice
@pedrostormrage
@pedrostormrage 2 жыл бұрын
13:43 "So much money!" "It's fine" A fine fine, one might say 👮 👌
@5upl1an
@5upl1an 2 жыл бұрын
Yes KZbin Algorithm, you are totally right, this *IS* Gta 5!
@neonbunnies9596
@neonbunnies9596 2 жыл бұрын
20:28 Why does Kevin look like he's trying to snipe someone from the overpass. Like, he has the vantage point and everything!
@vwkflynn
@vwkflynn 2 жыл бұрын
Getting fired from four police departments for brutality and getting to work a fifth day. Truly this game takes place in America!
@jamiemunger2931
@jamiemunger2931 Жыл бұрын
I mean, that's more reasonable than what actually takes place in America. You wouldn't even be fired, just put on paid leave and then invited back like nothing happened.
@informant09
@informant09 Жыл бұрын
@@jamiemunger2931 Just ignore reality if you can bash the US right?
@emmahealy4863
@emmahealy4863 Жыл бұрын
Aha London Met by the sounds of it 😅
@Psilomuscimol
@Psilomuscimol 2 ай бұрын
​@@informant09. They think what you hear about is a majority
@noahsaboliauskas7753
@noahsaboliauskas7753 2 ай бұрын
@@Psilomuscimolit is the majority
@crunchybones3165
@crunchybones3165 2 жыл бұрын
finally, i can watch kevin roll playing an average american police officer
@ZombieSazza
@ZombieSazza 2 жыл бұрын
“I did everything wrong as a Police Officer” Seems pretty normal to me in the Kevinverse!
@JosephThemasterassassin
@JosephThemasterassassin 2 жыл бұрын
Your pathetic
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
The Kevinverse.. wherein all games share a universe, once Kevin screws around in them. I like it.
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 2 жыл бұрын
Day 122 of thanking kevin for getting me through quarantine/everyday life
@sohamkhrt3526
@sohamkhrt3526 2 жыл бұрын
turg
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 2 жыл бұрын
thank you kevin!!
@callmeturg
@callmeturg 2 жыл бұрын
@@sohamkhrt3526 hi!
@bennash5038
@bennash5038 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin has helped me so much through quarantine
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
Turg
@salem3662
@salem3662 2 жыл бұрын
weird how acting like an actual cop gets you fired in this
@jackhazardous4008
@jackhazardous4008 2 жыл бұрын
Idk issuing a dozen tickets for q minor violation is about right . 1 for the crime, 2 for the backtalk
@brodygray744
@brodygray744 2 жыл бұрын
The cut to the back of Kevin's head and he just throws his arms up caught me so off guard I almost snorted my drink
@LadyPisces96
@LadyPisces96 2 жыл бұрын
I'm in actually awe how this simulator actually looks decent compared to what Kevin has played before in this channel 😂
@asterismvela
@asterismvela 2 жыл бұрын
its such an outdated meme but the jimmyhere "it is wednesday my dudes" meme makes me laugh hysterically
@saxomarphone
@saxomarphone 2 жыл бұрын
The severe lack of fire in this video is concerning
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 2 жыл бұрын
When Kevin calls for a wrecker he means he needs a wrecking ball
@MINECHEZ1
@MINECHEZ1 2 жыл бұрын
Oh god! Kevin’s impersonating a police officer. Quick, call the police. Wait, that means Kevin would show up instead. Nooo All hope is lost
@strogonoffcore
@strogonoffcore 2 жыл бұрын
*shrugs* guess ill die
@dannydivito7858
@dannydivito7858 2 жыл бұрын
Its the kevin paradox.
@Pundae
@Pundae 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "That woman just jaywalked!" Also Kevin: 3:44
@wendyhan9727
@wendyhan9727 2 жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is cops getting fired for misconduct
@notagiraffe2867
@notagiraffe2867 2 жыл бұрын
Clearly you know nothing about the police
@benjivilla970
@benjivilla970 2 жыл бұрын
True, these days the media is getting cops fired for doing their job
@InitialPC
@InitialPC 2 жыл бұрын
@@benjivilla970 if it takes media attention to get a cop fired then clearly they are not being fired when theyre supposed to...
@lithiumkid
@lithiumkid 2 жыл бұрын
@@notagiraffe2867 you clearly love the flavour of cops’ boots 🤷🏽
@notagiraffe2867
@notagiraffe2867 2 жыл бұрын
@@lithiumkid no I’m white so
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 2 жыл бұрын
14:40 Everyone in this game sounds so robotic. The cop looks a bit like the T-1000 so it's kind of justified for him though.
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
A game where you play as the T-1000, now THAT would be awesome
@sarahpressley
@sarahpressley 2 жыл бұрын
The police officers walk out see Kevin then immediately turn around. They must have heard rumours and want no part in it
@eradicatedbetacells5794
@eradicatedbetacells5794 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin I just want to say to you that the thumbnail is Beautiful, you have helped me get through my diagnosis of type one diabetes when I was 7, your videos have been a game changer for me, and I just want to thank you, have a good day.
@lostphoenix1911
@lostphoenix1911 2 жыл бұрын
17:44 Doesn’t the game know? Kevin has no soul, you can’t guilt trip him.
@bobthebuilder352
@bobthebuilder352 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin's viewpoint on police brutality: "Everyone does it, it's a right of passage.". Well he's not wrong
@kakalotoozaru
@kakalotoozaru 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin, I forgot to give you a tip on your "going to Spain" video. Avoid Andalucia at all cost, the special dish there is Gazpacho, which iis a type of soup XD
@WildBluntHickok
@WildBluntHickok 2 жыл бұрын
"If only someone had told me Gazpacho soup was served cold I could've been an officer by now!"
@HumanPerson_final
@HumanPerson_final 2 жыл бұрын
So crazy the Minneapolis PD released a game about their daily patrols.
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 2 жыл бұрын
Huh looks a bit like Toledo PD as well
@Xehanort10
@Xehanort10 2 жыл бұрын
21:58 "I'm arresting you for phasing through solid objects."
@calvenmuswagon7445
@calvenmuswagon7445 2 жыл бұрын
Why dosnt kevin say "hey there friends hows it going, my name is kevin" amymore?
@daearthflatyeet2261
@daearthflatyeet2261 2 жыл бұрын
he changed his name
@evelyntheidiot6
@evelyntheidiot6 2 жыл бұрын
we're not his friends anymore :(
@emmahealy4863
@emmahealy4863 Жыл бұрын
It's not going
@laviniacrudu4172
@laviniacrudu4172 2 жыл бұрын
a real challenge for Kevin would be playing ANY game as a pacifist
@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324
@imtiredofmycontinuedexiste6324 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin has evolved into a modern American policeman
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
The video game version, yeah
@thatoneperson6594
@thatoneperson6594 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Rad_Dan
@Rad_Dan Жыл бұрын
At like 5:00 there’s someone parked up next to a meter, and they’ve centered the meter next to their car. I don’t know how it works in the rest of the country, but where I live, you’re supposed to line up your front bumper with the meter, not the center of your car. Some people do that anyway and it’s very annoying to have to park a block(or more) away because somebody’s taking up two spots instead of just one. This is my in real life rant about a detail I saw in this year old video of things that happened in a video game.
@neonbunnies9596
@neonbunnies9596 2 жыл бұрын
19:29 Imagine looking in the rear-view mirror and seeing that...
@swag-jn1lk
@swag-jn1lk 2 жыл бұрын
2.1k likes and 7 dislikes, that's what we like to see on the callmekevin channel (with over 2.73m subscribers!) Very impressive stuff kevin
@NorthernGreenEyes
@NorthernGreenEyes 2 жыл бұрын
Indeed! His likes have been up there lately!!
@mercer3401
@mercer3401 2 жыл бұрын
Yet 30k ppl have seen it and can't be bothered to leave a like when he takes the time out of his day everyday to make videos v.v
@MINECHEZ1
@MINECHEZ1 2 жыл бұрын
Omg I didn’t even notice he’s now at 2.73M Happy days Now we just need him to get to 2.73M views and likes on each video and the world will be a better place
@KrabbyPatty_
@KrabbyPatty_ 2 жыл бұрын
I hate people who can't be arsed to just click the like button if they watch someone's videos and like them. Like come on. He's not the only person having lots of views and very little dislikes but the rest couldn't be arsed to leave a like.
@samcork831
@samcork831 2 жыл бұрын
@@KrabbyPatty_ i dunno, i use my liked playlist pretty sparingly so i can go back and see content i really REALLY loved
@sarahscrabble
@sarahscrabble 2 жыл бұрын
The NPC interaction on this was amazing.
@VMarshmallo
@VMarshmallo 2 жыл бұрын
"I shot in his aura" 😂😂😂
@sethburch9273
@sethburch9273 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin's just playing as an LA cop, this is normal LA cop behavior
@dannydivito7858
@dannydivito7858 2 жыл бұрын
They train off of kevins videos
@llama4president195
@llama4president195 2 жыл бұрын
"I did every wrong thing as a police officer" Kevin fits in perfectly with law enforcement
@leafbelly
@leafbelly 2 ай бұрын
Woman uses crosswalk. Game: Jaywalking! Woman jaywalks the entire time you were chasing her. Game: Nothing to see here.
@MMDeater
@MMDeater 2 жыл бұрын
I need a game where you play as a guard in Oblivion
@KN-oc7cu
@KN-oc7cu 2 жыл бұрын
He's really capturing the American police experience well for am Irishman.
@kynope3182
@kynope3182 2 жыл бұрын
"I may not understand it but im still gonna enforce it" perfect quote
@yungjoemighty879
@yungjoemighty879 2 жыл бұрын
ACAB
@pluto3194
@pluto3194 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 is the American cop experience "I didn't even shoot him, I shot NEAR him" as the dude is dead on the ground
@KN-oc7cu
@KN-oc7cu 2 жыл бұрын
@@pluto3194 that was the exact part that made me think that, hahah
@depressedeaglesfan4842
@depressedeaglesfan4842 2 жыл бұрын
@@pluto3194 reminds me of the “I thought it was my taser” situation
@gabrieldavis4434
@gabrieldavis4434 2 жыл бұрын
He’s already had more training than US Law Enforcement.
@KaleKellerSalad
@KaleKellerSalad 2 жыл бұрын
Right, well who ya gonna call when someone’s breaking in your house, you people need to shut up and be grateful that there are people to go work on shitty salary, dying while no one cares, and dealing with shut from people like you, suck it up and grow up, you think America’s got it bad? Move to North Korea, let’s here your complaints about their cops
@KuueenKumi
@KuueenKumi 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin uploading is the best part of my work day. I always take a break to watch ❤
@ButchInZero
@ButchInZero 2 жыл бұрын
10:03 Lol, got to love that bullet magnetism.
@littletrees8164
@littletrees8164 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, you really brighten up my day with you very random connecting jokes, it always gives me the laugh. Thanks!
@JimPickensCultist
@JimPickensCultist 2 жыл бұрын
Day "THIS IS THE FECK POLICE, HAND OVER YOUR TURG" of asking Kevin to play Rusty Lake games
@LiliyaPanina
@LiliyaPanina 2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE that would make my day
@maxvogt3515
@maxvogt3515 2 жыл бұрын
10:18 I don’t think Kevin knows how real this is
@Yoikumo
@Yoikumo 2 жыл бұрын
11:47 Kevin: I do as the arrow guides
@UKCHEZBO1
@UKCHEZBO1 2 жыл бұрын
"I can build up some credit so I can handcuff the innocent" had me in stitches
@nanaba9811
@nanaba9811 2 жыл бұрын
19:23 I accidentally paused there and GOD what a terrible day to have eyes
@ghostderazgriz
@ghostderazgriz 2 жыл бұрын
"Ridiculous methods to combat trivial crime" Nah ah ah Kevin, remember the Call Me Kevn Motto. "Nothing is too trivial, everything is permitted"
@nthgth
@nthgth 2 жыл бұрын
Person of culture right here
@spunkinator13
@spunkinator13 2 жыл бұрын
I hugely appreciate the work you put in to continue posting daily content in the middle of a big move.
@venom8771
@venom8771 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin playing simulator games is what keeps me going
@ironbob7346
@ironbob7346 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin stumbling into enforcing New Yorks "stop and frisk" policy was too good 😂
@nicksteele8178
@nicksteele8178 2 жыл бұрын
"I may not understand it but I'm still going to enforce it." If that's not almost every American police officer...
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 жыл бұрын
No, real police officers are amazing and risk their lives to protect us every day
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cowllies That's only in video games like this. The only dogs shot are when they attack and they need to defend themselves. And people don't get shot for jaywalking. You can't just look at memes and stuff because real cops are heroes obviously
@samcork831
@samcork831 2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 hey fella what about them killing innocent bipoc and not suffering any concequences?
@fuzzyotterpaws4395
@fuzzyotterpaws4395 2 жыл бұрын
@@samcork831 What's a bipoc? And for people who talk about African Americans being killed and stuff, in many videos you can see they're attacked and it's self defense. But white people are killed too, you just don't see it. I don't talk about politics. We need equality and love, not hating others. I believe in equality just as much as everyone else, but not the extremes that some people do. I support black people AND cops.😊
@Cowllies
@Cowllies 2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 man theres literally a page that lists how police dogs died and many of them died in the hands of cops. Cops can literally pull the "ugu gaga, i felt threatened" and shoot anything.
@mr.t758
@mr.t758 2 жыл бұрын
Hey, Kevin. Please make this a series. I loved this vid a lot :)
@TheRandomguy17
@TheRandomguy17 7 ай бұрын
Kevin: *Stands in the middle of an intersection* Also Kevin: *Runs over and fines woman for jaywalking*
@ShaolinPunk101
@ShaolinPunk101 2 жыл бұрын
Yay!!!! Kevin has blessed us with an other simulator game!! 👌
@patrickbrown859
@patrickbrown859 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin please do a Spain vlog when you get there!
@AidenOcelot
@AidenOcelot 2 жыл бұрын
"Whoops wrong gun" This just got too real
@KK-fp8qd
@KK-fp8qd 2 жыл бұрын
Hope you been doing well woth your health and mental as well thanks for making us all laugh during some of our hard times we appreciate you kev
@L--M
@L--M 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Kevin is like watching Spongebob as a kid. I get really sad at the end card that it's ending...
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