I Built a Track That's IMPOSSIBLE to Shortcut!

Welcome back to Zeepkist and today I'm building a track that's impossible to cheat! As we all know, people LOVE to cheese my tracks so this time I decided enough is enough! Let me know in the comments below what you thought of the video and I hope you enjoyed watching as much as we enjoyed playing it!
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[@jaxsonshipp7093]

Check mate, you’ve made your point. Badum tss 🥁

[@pokemoglis]

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[@Novabeagle]

Dapper and the cheesing community gonna have nightmares about this track for the rest of their lives 😂

[@darealkosmo]

xD

[@louiscypher4186]

the guy who cheeses tracks was the only one who liked it 😄

[@Sam-in7ue]

if i hear cheese again imma lose it

[@darealkosmo]

@@Sam-in7ue CHEEEEEEESE

[@Nightshade9999]

@@Sam-in7ue cheeseeee😊

[@TheZotmeister]

I wholeheartedly approve of this track on both design and conceptual levels. It was also well deserved.

[@FUGP72]

I imagine that 3:02 time was someone who was approaching the finish line and saw that he was only on Checkpoint 98 and thought "Oh crap...which one did I miss!"

[@Kodiak01]

I really did like playing this one! I'm so bummed I got a 99/100 CP though 🤣 Really loved the concept of CPs being the track itself

[@LordDragox412]

Got that any% WR, eh?

[@Kodiak01]

@@LordDragox412 haha! I have to say no though out of fear that I'd be insta-kicked (it's become a rule now among the bigger lobbies)

[@amusedapple4933]

@@Kodiak01rule?

[@Kodiak01]

@@amusedapple4933 people who comment with an any% time will get immediately kicked in certain lobbies. It has happened to me before 😅

[@amusedapple4933]

@@Kodiak01 gotcha, it an official rule or an unwritten one?

[@mikehorrocks2909]

Alternate title for this track: CHEESE THIS!

[@SuperiorPosterior]

Hot Wheels! Cheese _that!_

[@brianmcgill1290]

it should be try to cheese this!

[@omega_deebs3750]

Dapper: *sniffs for cheese* Kosmo: Absolutely not

[@jandje]

This was surprisingly a great track! Had a great battle with Cbad there 😁 Keep up the good work kosmuwu!

[@JanTonovski]

That's a really cool idea, no cheese possible 🧀

[@Suckynewb]

Wonder if there's an alternate routing though. Instead of yeeting out of the 2nd loop you hang left and take the rest of the track in reverse.

[@GummieI]

@@Suckynewb How would you then take those floating checkpoints though?

[@Suckynewb]

@@GummieI The finish is under an angled checkpoint, ride up it and try to jump through. Don't know if you would have the speed or angle to be able to do it.

[@kernkob_]

Is it just me that thinks that yannic avoiding swearing is hilarious?

[@RaccoonLex]

0:57 it's an Earthworm, caterpillars usually have legs :)

[@livedandletdie]

Earthworms have a different shape, and a neck. Their bodies are divided into 3 parts, the head, the neck and the tail.

[@patrickundjennimiti]

Make a complete track out of checkpoints like the first part. The splits will be a perfect indicator to train optimizing your lines…

[@jojobobbubble5688]

Got my vote for the coolest track this week. I'd love to see more of this just for the satisfying splits

[@MineTrain]

12:16 Yannic Thought: "The trick is, to delete this game from the steam store, and only play it with myself" :D

[@woodgreener]

6:15 "*laughs in existential crisis*" is a mood

[@PUDRETE919]

Kan is literally Canada in the US v Russia nuclear conflict, so close to the cause of the situation that he gets included in the punishment by default

[@zeonos]

Its cool how the constantly updating splits reveals every little gain/loss so you can find the optimal line and see if you come out ahead or not. It also shows how important it is to carry the speed in this game and you very quickly loses time after a tiny mistake.

[@kholdanstaalstorm6881]

Saw a shorts video not long before this appeared: 21000 checkpoints in 47 seconds It's only a few days old, so like minds? Great track Kosmo, keep up the good work!

[@amusedapple4933]

There Is many tracks like that lol

[@whimbur]

Ever since the first few episodes of zeepkist i've been waiting for this track to be made.

[@timetogame1452]

I actually recamended this idea a while back, don't imagine that's where he got it from though I thought the track would be a little less interesting but you found a way to make it look really good

[@darealkosmo]

Thank you! :)

[@ph0enjx]

Kosmo has a team!?!? (WSB?)

[@quas_naart]

WarcanS' fan cluB, of course. ::)

[@Cheesius]

Now I feel better about not finishing this track. Seeing what's involved and knowing I do not have the skills to do it, I'm fine with this.

[@aaronrossguernsey]

Freaking awesome job Kosmo! 🙂👍

[@dweezil6969]

I had wondered if it were possible to do this and it's glorious!

[@NeonNijahn]

Coo

[@cbadcruiser]

Now imagine how annoying it would have been if you hid one of the checkpoints so that if you took the normal line you would end up with 99/100 and you had to hunt for that last one

[@rajidahae4220]

🤯 That's [evil] GENIUS!! 👹

[@Drefar]

I skipped from Khan saying I hate this track to another point in the video where he says it That's Amazing!!

[@fikluk4118]

7:16 I really love that laugh xd

[@shinigamiking69]

Kosmo ur background music is getting ur videos ready for the summoningsalt speedrun progression of zeepkist

[@ninjaguy1279]

“SMH my head” love it

[@rajidahae4220]

I'd love to see what the track looks like if you don't switch out of 1st person view until after exiting the tube with the CP spiral inside it... I think that part would flow better and the part coming out of the jump before it should also be fine, you just have to stabilize your Zeep and it will fix the camera before you land. 😁👍

[@crazyguys7923]

Should've called it lactose intolerant

[@riccardocalosso5688]

This track looks awesome! Seems pretty hard, but not impossible.

[@NathWalt]

This track is proof Kosmo can only count to 100.

[@aliserry9998]

I love the editing in this video like the human shapes did u get a new editor or are you editing

[@MrScotttraynor]

"its pain"(/kan).. priceless ;)

[@Hosteggy]

So I've just recently bought the game and started building tracks. Could you do a video on tips and tricks for track building? So far out of the group you're the favorite for me for track builds.

[@DigitalJedi]

My biggest tip is to start off about 50% higher up than you think you should. It leaves room for dips in the track, room under the "ground" to hide parts of objects under, and having more height means you can give the player steeper downhills to regain speed if you want a faster track.

[@DaysofElijah317]

This track makes me so happy

[@MaTtUR50]

This might honestly be your best track yet!

[@R0nanC]

Nice editing on my little cameo btw 😁

[@swampe5852]

The most devious of laughs 7:16

[@macrobioscopic]

Im pretty sure warcans just did a cheese in this map, i think its some sort of boost cheese

[@TaterFarmer]

I really like this track. 😎👍

[@michaelyoung7261]

The chaos feeds the algorithm. Excellent

[@lordzidaneIX]

You put in so many checkpoints they started T posing.

[@denzy3929]

The thumbnail is lovely

[@matheusGMN]

well, this was certainly a unique idea x)

[@R0nanC]

13:37 nice!

[@x5x]

i have seen a short a few days ago, who someone did exactly that^^ but with thousands of checkpoints as one tunnel track. and i thought to write that as idea for you guys under a video 😂 but you were faster^^

[@darealkosmo]

haha yeah someone sent that track to me after I made this one.

[@ft3917]

at last a track we can enjoy to follow

[@robertheinrich2994]

they want a cakewalk. you could make a checkpointcake?

[@person895]

7:17 goofy ahh laugh

[@SoulTheWhiteAngel]

All the T posing lol

[@danmaardeze]

Ha! That's pocketchange! Search for the 21000 checkpoint track and then get back to me....

[@Captain_Echo]

ayyyyyy he did it! the anti cheese track!!

[@animalmango6499]

Hey i sugested this. Dont know if you did it withought seing my suggestion, but its nice to see working.

[@Stalker_Dorcha]

Surprised Warcans wasnt in first for once

[@JeremyWertheimerScience]

cool track

[@_Yulico_]

Dude made a checkpoint game

[@DragonBoiYeah]

This reminds me of my PC destroyer maps that are made of only cps

[@Yan.the.Disastrous]

Dapper sounds like Dream

[@________________________9]

noice

[@Petq011]

Eh... you should have totaly went with the old and gold: "CHEEZE THIS, YOU SICK %$%#$!" or something along the lines. 😅🤣😂

[@MadMikael]

What severe lactose intolerance looks like in Zeepkist 🤣

[@shinigamiking69]

Ok i read the thumbnail as 1000 checkpoints so make another one with 1000 checkpoints UPGRADES PEOPLE UPGRADES

[@just_cody3569]

*laughs in existential crisis 😬🤣

[@RipCity80]

😂 checkpoints galore. Kosmo playing chess ♟️ while we all playing checkers

[@Boofy95]

Dapper now needs to create the ULTIMATE CHEESE TRACK!

[@5peciesunkn0wn]

that's just 0 checkpoints, finish right in front of the start.

[@suicidalbanananana]

6:15 - Wow kAN... extremely unacceptable comment

[@ant5389]

grey will find a way

[@versuzzero5335]

This is good. Do this again 100 checkpoints.

[@dshadows2966]

The 'Impossi-cheese'.

[@mikieeco1]

You got a wsb tittle!

[@PeytonOver]

Never underestimate speedrunners dude

[@CityPlannerPlaysChair]

Pain

[@danthiel8623]

No cheese or gouda here.

[@tron3747]

we need the evolution series back, now maybe with grip instead?

[@Sorfinali]

Kosmo the static in the back of your mic is deadly

[@darealkosmo]

don't hear it

[@NewClearWinter2]

Should be called cheesepoint

[@adorbstotesadorbs.9371]

Lol

[@TimTimTimTimTimTimTimTimTim]

While explaining the course I found a cheese for the jump it’s just not gonna be faster

[@SneaktheWolf]

I was played this track, it was torture

[@TerryChastain]

"whoops, all checkpoints" would have been a better title.

[@happydr_]

The lobby was too full for me to join this week :(

[@jaunusender6166]

This was grate (because no cheese)

[@Salt_Master_Queue]

Hey, Kosmo, what does "[WSB]" mean?

[@flabort]

So sad the lobby was already full when I logged in.

[@DaCowIsHereNow]

Anti-Dapper System, or the ADS.

[@DoubleCocoRainbow]

Shoulda called it Checkmade

[@DigitalJedi]

Kan finally gets his wish of live splits. Was it worth it Kan?

[@samuelhayden9389]

Make a bread track and call it "pain" (french for bread).

[@voltagestorm1787]

What does the WSB mean?

[@MineTrain]

What dose the "[WSB]" in your Steam name mean? Is it for "With the boys"?

[@brandonsattizahn4443]

That's a solid guess except for a third of the letters not making sense. With Sthe Boys?

[@MineTrain]

@@brandonsattizahn4443 Oh... My bad :D In my nativ language, the word "The" sounds like it starts with an "S" :D

[@justarandombird]

Im wondering what [wsb] means

[@Wither_Strike]

That is not actually a checkpoint inception, that is checkpoint recursion

[@darrianshaker7121]

What if there was a checkpoint transitioning into another checkpoint like both checkpoints touching each other.

[@0megaming]

What does WSB stand for?

[@mossie7920]

Would also like to know

[@Adder6112]

So kan did the exact opposite of you this week XD

[@fricc3824]

alright. crazy idea. same concept but with only fake checkpoints and its entirely cheeseable

[@alvin-miller-gaming]

Hey kosmo