I built I giant P!SS LASER in From The Depths

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[@DeadSpacedOut]

Land is just water that you cannot drink and can walk on. So, in essence, they're actually not the same at all. Thank You.

[@infestedlie561]

this is a truly beautiful comment, it has already been shared with the bois in the chat

[@dankest_chip216]

the only reason you cant drink land is because you haven't tried hard enough

[@Sussurak]

So you're telling me that ice is land.

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@infestedlie561 Ah yes, much appreciated other Mart enjoyer!

[@DeadSpacedOut]

@@dankest_chip216 Now that i think about it, you're kinda right. I mean, if we can eat dirt, all we have to do is find a way to turn dirt into liquid and boom, drinkable land. Slightly Impossible, but that won't stop me!

[@polarbear4620]

only martincitopants can spend 30 hours of his life speedrunning just cause 2 and then immediately put a piss cannon on a boat a few days later

[@analyticCioccolata]

those 30 hours of pent up piss had to go somewhere

[@pizzacatz3174]

Considering the last video was a month ago he played this before the most recent speed run.

[@falconairsoft7204]

exactly

[@gollygosh]

BOAT

[@Mehow80]

Your comment sounds like one of those t-shirts with broken English that makes no sense

[@CT--sh4xw]

"I heard you play from the depths. What's the biggest gun on your ship?" "The gallbladder"

[@skythehedgehog8987]

“This is what you get! MY SUPER LASER PISS!” When I heard and saw “piss laser” I couldn’t resist

[@Shaun_Jones]

I’ve been looking for this comment.

[@sethturner5242]

Beat me to it lol

[@MegaJani]

A cultured fellow

[@fluffywolfo3663]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA

[@cabnbeeschurgr6440]

I'm not pissing on the earth, IM PISSING ON THE MOON

[@ioaz4579]

I love how instead of his second channel vids being just highlights from the stream, he actually edits them properly like you are watching the main channel

[@monoskill4059]

He could honestly just upload them on the main

[@selectionn]

yeah its odd that these are edited at all... not complaining, these are quite entertaining.

[@sentienttoast1319]

@@selectionn he does have a vod channel tho

[@juliannolastname2442]

@Polandball It’s slightly less quality content, and he’s said that he doesn’t edit these ones. If I remember right, he hires editors for these vids. Don’t get me wrong, I love these videos a lot, but they don’t have the main channel feel, yknow?

[@IllyasArt]

@Polandball more channels is always better profit wise. And the videos he uploads here usually aren’t the right length for his main channel.

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

Enemy: *exists* Laser: _Urine a lot of trouble now_

[@halalouis3814]

HEHEHEHAW

[@angriestskeletonofalltime3438]

That was a low hanging fruit that no one expected, you earned my respect and laughter

[@IBS-IS-CRAP]

Gold

[@yudhat1700]

omg this was goood

[@jameskazd9951]

@@IBS-IS-CRAP -en shower

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

The issue wasn’t that you had laser and LAMS, it was that you made your laser and LAMS bigger without making your engine power higher

[@Hadfield15]

This is Eggman's dream come true. But is it strong enough to blast the moon?

[@purplethehedgehog]

I was scrolling trough comments to find someone referencing the voiceovers

[@heartbeat4atinman]

You know a game is good when you start having nightmares about it

[@WaluigiIV]

I went through a phase where I literally was designing ships and weapons in my dreams.

[@PoisoningShadow671]

@@WaluigiIV You aern't a true engineer if you never got all your good ideas and inspiration while half asleep in bed.

[@LolWutMikehSM]

I can't tell what game this goddamn is, send help.

[@cheezebagz729]

I had a dream of Garfield teaching me how to build in it lmao

[@cheezebagz729]

It’s from the depths

[@MrShop-fg2on]

You know what they say, a good defense is an overwhelming offense. Why build armor if everything dies instantly?

[@karolbonner6937]

Japanese ww2 tanks in a nutshell

[@olololo9206]

@@karolbonner6937 you mean why have armor when you will die anyway?

[@dannyengineer9862]

Most people who play from the depths, try to make the biggest and best ship, maybe a WWII ship or something. Martincopants must have woken up one morning and thought “I’m going to make a ship with a piss laser on it”.

[@JohnnyGuiltyMan]

"I'm going to aim higher, I'M GOING TO PISS ON THE MOON!!!"

[@Goofygooberston]

If you don't want to use LAMS invest in either an advanced canon CIWS or missle interceptor rockets. You can also cheese easily by making a loooonggg pole at either end of your ship with a ton of radar decoys on them. Good luck & good sailing *Addendum* Additionally, you could also look at either increasing the power plant of your vessel so you get more speed *or* heavily uparmor. If you're going the speed route aim for at the very least 35 m/s. A mix of active defenses and passive ones like armor are key.

[@aggressivetoast]

Whats this game called?

[@LostBeaver]

@@aggressivetoast From The Depths

[@aggressivetoast]

@@LostBeaver thx

[@taichu6918]

I got a boat with 10 tripled barreled CIWS firing 71mm rounds at 2400rpm

[@no3ironman11100]

@@aggressivetoast Just telling you the game takes learning how to build individual systems and you learn hull shaping and how to make shit float and armor has to be meters thick to be any decent. It's the kind of thing where people who aren't very good at understanding what they're told won't really get it even after dozens of hours, but the discord is there to help and you'll slowly be able to accumulate knowledge. By a few hundred hours you'll see anything is buildable in from the depths, regardless how batshit insane or how it seemed impossible to you before.

[@joelschneider4529]

You didn't hear this from me, but a spin block on another spin block is the key to unlocking the true ultimate potential for this game.

[@charlesdemers1197]

Spin the block

[@cybersentient4758]

Noted

[@drowsyCoffee]

oh yeah, anti collision cheese is really op

[@the_patch_notes]

The piss laser ship shall be forever known as… The Jarate Justice

[@foodaah]

now,this is culture

[@halothewickerbeast6043]

merry Pissmas

[@jamesniziolek6076]

I have found yet another TF2 enjoyer

[@CreeperDude-cm1wv]

You can add frequency doublers to the laser which will increase the AP, which will help against smoke, as it reduces the AP.

[@DWal32]

pro tip instead of making one massive piss laser, make 25 smaller piss lasers across a large area, so that at least 5 lasers are always able to hit an enemy even if it's flying

[@mantacid1221]

Ah yes, group pissing

[@arandomkobold8403]

But funny

[@casualwoomy]

"im pissing on the mooooooon" -martincitopants, probably

[@balbobiggins8012]

How do you like that, Obama? I pissed on the moon, you idiot!

[@jimmison]

Sonic the hedgehog pissed on my wife

[@Palmtop_User]

"Id like to make an announcement - Shadow the hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker"

[@ArxCyberwolfPC]

"HOW YOU YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!"

[@sargentleebeemcdonalds1727]

Please explain to me why are you everywhere Casual Woomy?

[@zepptile8411]

Sniper's a good job mate. Challenging work, outta doors, I guarantee you'll not go angry.

[@tonk]

8:16 piss wars

[@DoDo_6891]

when the fire alarm goes off 4:04

[@Tamago443]

LOL

[@O12port799]

DANU does such a good job fitting the editing style of the first channel

[@DogeRAM-no8pj]

7:15 sir that's a bidet SIR THAT IS A BIDET DO NOT PISS IN THE BIDET SIR

[@AX11211]

“IM PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!!!!” -Fandub Eggman

[@Ivy_TSG]

10:51 strongest vessel in the game is Singularity from Scarlet Dawn. That thing is built in a meta way.

[@DuskTheBatPony]

I still have nightmares about it, but the megalodon is also, somewhat meta. The thing with the megalodon for my building style at leas, is that it is a gift that keeps on giving, you will get it too damaged before it sinks, never the other way around.

[@Ivy_TSG]

@@DuskTheBatPony I wouldn't call meg meta since, ironically, in a game primarily about combat between surface vessels, ships are one of the worst type of vehicles, if not the worst. Though it is a very good boat none the less, you need to be either be good at the game to beat it in 1v1 or overwhelm it with worse designs.

[@DuskTheBatPony]

@@Ivy_TSG yeah exactly, it is meta in the building sense, but it is a shame that in this game ships are the worst kind of vessel, lmao. I still love warship, to warship combat though, that is why I love Meg so much.

[@DuskTheBatPony]

@Mialisus they are a gimmick but still work somewhat, I find krakens to be better at cheesing enemies. Just make a craft that sticks to the bottom of the ocean and uses huge missiles with harpoons and a ton of engine power to sink the other ship and kill it for it being too low. Yeah really cheesy.

[@mightypancake2211]

Hmmm. I can half kill one with my designs. But that is the thing... Half kill it. Unless I go for submarine cheese and use particle cannons// But its been a year since I last picked this game up to play... Have a sweet hydrofoil ship that is my masterpiece that I had built up in the adventure mode.

[@somerandomguy7375]

this man uses sea of thieves music so well in his videos and i love it

Missed a golden (!) opportunity to name the ship "Pissmarck"

[@Unknownunknown-ct7iy]

I WENT EVEN FURTHER, THATS RIGHT ,I P!SSED ON THE MOON

[@LazyOcto]

5:13 THAT'S RIGHT. FEAR ME WITH MY SUPER LASER PISS. EXCEPT IM NOT PISSING ON THE ENEMIES, I'M GOING HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

[@shannoncollins7480]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!!!!!!

[@sargentleebeemcdonalds1727]

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA YOU IDIOT.

[@purplethehedgehog]

Now you have 24 hours before the piss drrroplets hits the f*cking earth. Now get out of my sight before i piss on you too

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Still waiting patiently for Martin to discover the horror that is the PAC system when it is used as a ranged weapon. :)

[@axialivanov6101]

Yessssee

[@nbyv]

wait, what?

[@Feraligono]

​@@nbyv Particle Accelerator Cannon

[@nbyv]

@@Feraligono well yeah, and exactly that makes it a bit hard to use as a projectile weapon. Unless you want to throw little pac pieces on your enemy, then it may work.

[@Feraligono]

@@nbyv well, if you wanted to get real technical, PACs are rather volatile systems. So you could have the ship produce suicidal PAC drones set up to break their own accelerator pipes upon impact with the enemy. Although that would be incredibly cost-inefficient compared to just filling the drone with an advanced cannon system that detonates in a similar manner.

[@Dominator2930]

You should look into using steam engines. They're more material hungry, like 50+ mat/sec for larger ones, but you can get millions of horsepower out of them if made properly. Plus you can attach turbines for electricity generation or propellers for moving.

[@arthurthemacarthur4334]

ship 90% flooded with water Mart: 12:04

[@REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEju]

Martin, this is the gigachad corp. We have promoted you from gamer to giga gamer. Congrats

[@leprechan9]

The console agrees

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

Didn’t even watch 10s of the video when you wrote this comment.

[@CheapAssClothesDryer]

Yes Supreme Leader Giga chad

[@ghasted3988]

@@leprechan9 council*

[@no3ironman11100]

Thank you for the videos, it gives the game much needed popularity, even if we got some bad reviews because viewers don't expect the difficulty of the game, FTD is really great and easy to use once you get it down

[@LolWutMikehSM]

I need to know the name of the game ahhhh

[@balazsbalazs3926]

@@LolWutMikehSM From the depths

[@richardmcslick7770]

[[[Martincitopants discovers the 'All-or-Nothing' scheme of laying out armor]]]

[@robotratsrb2152]

eggman would be proud

[@breadgod2895]

local man builds death star and asserts dominance over his fellow somali pirates

[@leprechan9]

Yes

[@mroldman_no]

Ah yes, the Underrated channel.

[@Vortex.20]

4:04 POV : Martin normally turning into a cloaker

[@thetruegoldenknight]

OK, NOW I want to get to From the Depths because my particle cannon idea was formerly impractical when the recharge mechanics were HARD BAKED into the stupid game! But watching urine laser in action has made me want to give the game on the whole...a second chance!

[@kimpatz2189]

1000m of particle tubing later and you can have the most op game breaking weapon in the game. Only downside is that it drains 10 million power per shot

[@CryonicByte]

“ACTIVATING ORBITAL PISS BEAM!”

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

More like “or(boat)al piss beam”

[@kam833]

I have watched every stream on boat game on the vods channel and i know whats coming next I am intreged to see how the frog portrays the events that are to come

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Please tell me he finds out about Particle Acceleration Cannons.

[@kam833]

@@OneBiasedOpinion go waste your own time watching 10+ hours worth of streams couse im not tellin you

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

@@kam833 fair ‘nuff. G’day to you, sir.

[@lilfranky5073]

"Thats right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS!!"

[@ressietheprotogen]

"Piss always beats luck" - TF2 Sniper

[@randomnintendofan5524]

Absolutely love the From the Depths content, looking forward to next video

[@Pikez98]

YAAAAAAS more from the depth! BOOOAAAAT

[@ihavealemon4687]

Comedy 100

[@GabedalfTheWhite]

11:00 Pissing lasers on the Fódlan winds, neat

[@Fried_Cheese_Official]

Girls: I'm gonna build the most fancy boat in the game! Boys: *BOAT WITH IRON BALLSACK AND PISS LASER GO BRRRRRRR*

[@Minencraftin]

god tier editing, as alaways martin

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

You say 0 seconds after it was posted

[@MajloT]

@@MitchtopiaTechnologies yes

[@wolfrunner_2269]

1:18 **A-10 sounds**

[@zacklp3844]

5:27 UNLIMITIED POWER!

[@exit12903]

Eggman would be so proud

[@videocian12345678910]

So next design needs a bunch of anti-air guns that have full view of everything and can freely rotate. Also it’s probably a good idea to have some kind of reactive armor or shields to protect the main gun and the power source from getting destroyed.

[@jacobrobinson787]

The funniest part of this game is how the text just ragdolls when you kill an AI XD

[@TheNightShadewolfpac]

That laser is shrimply amazing. That bad boy can krill millions

[@salus6253]

Jeremy Clarkson, but Australian "yeeeeeeeees, POWER!"

[@user-tl6dv4kz7b]

6:43 a factorio teaser???!!!??!.????

[@Malignant_59]

8:31 for free?

[@ihavealemon4687]

In this episode, Martincintopants becomes lightning hoods mk2

[@pitagyro_fv2557]

Hey Martin I have a suggestion about a game that i would like to see a video about the game is called subnautica. It is an underwater survival game and if you like big ships like from the depths then you will like subnautica

[@dumbdumb4203]

I think I'm addicted to watch you

[@akidafloof]

PISS LASER *_Eurobeat intensifies_*

[@SP-cn5lq]

It is so nice to see that Mart is finally having a stable upload schedule here, just like on his main channel!

[@txcgladiator4030]

Yes more from the Depths! more piss lasers!

[@genesisgaming3756]

Hey Mart, just a little question. Where did you get your cats, and do they loaf. (Also if they do loaf then request proof pls)

[@pizzacatz3174]

He's too buy with his urine fetish.

[@rainacap]

Nice edits as always and you even put in the fodlan winds ost, impressed like usual.

[@haudi_there_partner]

if Martin was in Warhammer 40k: marine: "sir, we've detected several orc ships in our atmosphere-" Martin(in a marine voice): "PURGE THEM IN PISS-"

[@beefyblom]

Martin is a Noise Marine confirmed

[@sexuallyconfusedpenguin2646]

3:53 ÛÛÛEEEEEUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@nevr4give220]

9:54 caught me offguard and confused me so much, cause I was in the middle of stretching and then he just... does that sound

[@Jellotines]

*OYYOIYAWAWAYAYAYAOBBYEHYEHF!*

[@dominusempire2917]

Laser things: mart:RUN O- wait Ded* Mart: *its already dead*

[@ObsidianHunter99]

If you want your laser to look up you can do a bit of crafty engineering and have 2 single axis turrets, one attached to the boat controlling the horizontal and the other attached to the first turret, controlling the vertical, with this method you can have the laser transceivers set up so that the one on the turret stays in it's position and you can supply the laser turret with power. One of the scarlet dawn vessels uses this method so you can take a look at it in the designer and see what I'm talking about. I'll have to check in the morning which craft it is but ik it's one of SD's

[@DarkDodger]

Enemies, beware! Because when martin shoots his laser at you, urine a lot of trouble!

[@vqo0]

Copy cat.

[@renownerd.276]

Really loved this episode, there wasn't unnecesary yelling every twenty seconds. And unlike most livestream dumps, this is edited nicely. And I also really appreciate the commentary.

[@cagedstowgee4991]

When he said “through put”, my body had a visceral autonomic response.

[@akiamini4006]

Absolutely loved the more ear friendly approach of the con creation and the **FROG** meme template still well and kickin . Keep up the grindset bro

[@corvo1776]

I can tell this one's gonna be a banger

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

Here from 10 minutes in the future here to tell you it was

[@gr3ypuppy587]

Martin, look at you. Mr cool man, I love your content bro keep it up!

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

wth is this comment

[@gr3ypuppy587]

@@MitchtopiaTechnologies sleep deprivation, wtf is your comment?

[@MitchtopiaTechnologies]

@@gr3ypuppy587 also sleep deprivation 🤝

[@gr3ypuppy587]

@@MitchtopiaTechnologies seems about right.

[@jacoblenton7886]

"Your urinary tract has never had so much THROUGHPUT." Mart 2022

[@RodrigoRodriguezowl]

4:05 the sound the alarms at the nuclear facility make when i overload all the reactors causing a critical failure and a subsequent massive explosion

[@MehmetYlmaz-ki4ws]

4:29 SANS

[@TheArklyte]

I love how the devs called a bloody howitzer as C-RAM(Counter Rocket, Artillery, Mortar. Basically CIWS, but better) to confuse the f//ck out of the players trying to set up the missile defense for their ship. Spoiler alert: howitzers AREN'T great at intercepting munitions:(

[@JabberwockOclock]

That's because they're not a C-RAM, they're CRAM, as in cram all those splodey bits into that big honking shell casing! It doesn't actually stand for anything, they were just a replacement for the old Custom Cannons that got supplanted by Advanced Cannons.

[@pallingtontheshrike6374]

they're not C-RAM they're cram cannons you doofus they're called cram cannons because you cram the sub modules together when building them, and they're just unofficially called that when they are the alternative of advanced cannons [they used for a long time the same system as the old custom cannons, adv cannons had their own schtick] the unofficial name stuck and now they're known as cram cannons, but good job assuming shit

[@tomsonlarrson3318]

@@JabberwockOclock I miss custom cannons, when I got a new computer i forgot to transfer over the builds and I lost the original fuel refinery block and my custom cannon ships

[@novasnake2532]

I personally recommend Advanced Cannon flak guns for missile/projectile defense, due to the large AOE and the fact that if built right, they can shoot a lot of bullets very quickly, thus making most missiles and CRAM cannons ineffective

[@BirdRaiserE]

"YOU'RE-IN TROUBLE!" -martincitopants when he fires the laser, probably

[@Apache7376]

9:49 im not sure what is more impressive the fact he is able to make those noises or the fact he subtitled them

[@shawnburke-hutchinson5901]

If you immediately thought of Eggman's Super Laser Piss when martincitiopants made the Piss Laser, raise your hand. ✋

[@justv7536]

I wanted to go to bed, then I get recommended this, 12 more minutes won't hurt

[@bombidil3]

"One flying fuck and I'm dead." -- Vice Admiral Chūichi Nagumo, Commander of the Akagi, 1942

[@seamandeamon]

HELL YEAH another follow up thanks also rad you caught up in game mechanics so fast i can never seem to grasp 90% of the mechanics of the game

[@fpl_cricket]

Based on the title and thumbnail I don't know how I didn't see "throughput" coming but I'm so happy for it

[@foxandroses]

I've done the same thing with a Yamato ship hull, filled the entire inside with laser parts and had a turret built that can instantly vaporize anything, even through smoke

[@dundundada]

I found this game incredibly difficult to learn and just didn't have the time but watching you play makes me want to try again

[@phinneausreno3322]

5:12 Alfred's Eggman would be proud right now.

[@MrRuMaAr]

if anybody is curious, the song at the beginning is from rhythm heaven, it's the golf song.

[@GoodwinGhost]

knew it was from somewhere. it was driving me nuts. thx

[@greatunclekeefie]

Hey look Martin loaded a save like anyone else would! What a man! Hooray for loading saves!

[@mistaken7996]

i find it funny at 5:56 he says “Hello There!” and the guy who died just went FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU+ and thats just so funny to see someone rage-spam

[@foodaah]

the "Rage-Spam" was his boat name,lol

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Dr.Eggman would be proud

[@UPCOMING.YOUTUBER]

Like a wise man once said " But I'm not gonna piss on the Earth... IM GOING TO PISS ON THE MOOOON!!!" -Dr Eggman

[@Hiddenus1]

Martin: reloads save Me: OooOOOOH BROTHER! THIS GUY STINKS!

[@wiytchery]

The piss laser is the ancestor of the main protagonist of my summer car.

[@johnmoore1542]

Can't wait for you to speedrun this in one setting!