Can 10 Idiot Australians Survive America?

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[@martincitopants]

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[@sgtjonzo]

dont wanna

[@Monkin_Pie]

Hey

[@bweh455]

Nah

[@RaccoonPower]

Thanks for reminding me of the incoming promotion, humanoid frogge.

[@ryanbowman4329]

no

[@megapotato2769]

The fact that half the S tier was guns, and the other half was Mexican food and natural phenomena was the most dude thing ever

[@strikemanpop]

nah fam that is not mexican food bro :3

[@SlendyK]

​@@strikemanpopwolf in sheeps clothing

[@MuscleBob6969]

saw that face myself

[@A_Steam_User]

i have seen people under 13 shooting handguns in their backyard (legal in states like texas and maybe some others)

[@megapotato2769]

@@A_Steam_User yeah I’ve done it with my grandma

[@Zzzlaldkfjrowpq]

Aussies: White Castle isn't that good Also Aussies: fills bowl with Lucky Charms and Corona

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

They had shitass frozen premade sliders and wondered why they were bad

[@anwd8646]

@@jimmyjohnjohnson9803I mean if you watched his previous ventures in America you would see that he did not like white castle in that one either so we got continuity.

[@jimmyjohnjohnson9803]

@anwd8646 white castle is ass tbf

[@Notnate778]

tbh white castle is garbage.

[@blackopscw7913]

@@Notnate778 the chicken stuff is fire, the burgers are ass

[@jentegeeraerts1119]

My hypothesis is mart just edits the nightclubs like that because he has literally 0 memory of what happened and has to go off of second-hand eye witness accounts.

[@user-zq3ho2et9d]

pretty good hypothesis

[@Real_frank_horrigan]

Hmmmmmmmm he seems familiar

[@Sniperboy5551]

Good theory, I bet you’re right. Aussies like blacking out.

[@jentegeeraerts1119]

@@Real_frank_horrigan ah yes, a fellow cheese fan, you may pass

[@Real_frank_horrigan]

@@jentegeeraerts1119 ok

[@SirNobleIZH]

I want to start a fast food chain called Black Palace that is a mirror dimension version of white castle - The exterior and interior have inverted colors - The layout is mirrored - whatever they do good, we do bad, and vice versa - we're open whenever they aren't AND The ultimate goal is to get one as close as possible to every White Castle in the country

[@Matthisnotweird]

“whatever they do good, we do bad” so… you do everything good?

[@SirNobleIZH]

@@Matthisnotweird lol

[@Graezar]

White Castle, more like Black Palisade

[@lordofallspoons4190]

White Castle = Blackened Palace

[@mariohobbs]

Dark fortress

[@Harpy-with-Legs]

Martin using his editing skills on irl footage is giving me a strong sense of terror

[@litterbox019]

imagine a max0r vlog

[@spartanc173]

...Editing skills? You think this is software editing? This is just Mart.

[@Ch0c0lateChimp]

He's becoming too powerful

[@user-gc8ue4bo9y]

@@spartanc173 yuh uh

[@turtlepaladin4750]

@@spartanc173he moves to fast for the mortal mind to comprehend

[@DoomAngelBlade]

Martin tries to escape Finland. But finland never forgets.

[@Otto_Von_Rizzmark]

As a Finnish man we never forget

[@Keslefin]

He and the boys should visit Finland and real Teimon kauppa someday

[@antares8826]

And finland never forgives

[@sammyjones8279]

You could call it Unfinnished bussiness

[@qwuaxz]

He literally is streaming the game basically every week

[@easpoorts]

09:39 i love the random Kingsmen no mans land fight scene in the middle of the nightclub montage

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

It’s what happened I guess

[@JPAK_92]

The only thing I need is Martin to actually go to Finland and fin(n)ish his drive with a proper finnish "amistuning" car.

[@Yelvis61]

you must feel very lucky to have such a close group of friends to pull off such a heist

[@iknowurip8151]

it's payday fellas!

[@Kaltsit-]

@@iknowurip8151GERONIMO MFERS!

[@grekhasuma6791]

Hi such how such are such you? Such

[@Ronald98]

​@@grekhasuma6791What in the such?

[@user-sk2rv2no4i]

@@Ronald98Who in the such? Is such

[@Tigerai_]

18:32 "Someone throws a rock at it, I've never seen that animal before" Classic aussie reaction, see something unknown, feels the need to fight it to assert dominance

[@Deka-92]

How else do you think we live in Australia? It's like Catachan.

[@suddenshotty]

Gotta check if its dangerous from afar mate! You dont want it biting you!

[@HowToChangeName]

Thats just Australian in their natural habitat

[@thetruetojo5416]

@Deka-92 No no, Catachan is like Australia

[@boivin5163]

Not surprising for a penal colony, You know the saying, "if you go to in jail, establish domince quickly"

[@Laxhoop]

As Harold and Kumar should have made obvious, White Castle is meant for when you’re so high, that making a movie about your antics is the only option.

[@True_Geo4455]

Bro censored his feet instead of wearing socks what a legend!!

[@Whatwillgowrong]

Thing is he revealed his feet in the steering wheel just cause 3 video

[@someguyoninternet802]

Martin losing his sanity from the driving, Finland never forgets

[@KingofUshankas]

stalker pfp?

[@Freeze-n-Frost]

We the comments, will also never forgor 😈😂

[@solidbhatt]

Look a stalker

[@1998mi]

get out of here sdalger

[@CosseWasTaken]

I bet ChatGPT wrote this comment.

[@WhackyCast]

I want to see the timeline for this edited video.

[@swgclips03]

Oh hey, it's you.

[@artemistominson]

Damn I didn't expect to see whacky in marts comment section

[@whyareyouhere_]

No, no you dont

[@Herokiller666]

Go back to the vr game u came from

[@OakleyDokaly]

its mr. youtube kids type content shit man

[@prof.pestilence]

im so glad we got a new soundsmith stereotypes for fast food at 29:14

[@volfex7539]

“Why not freeze it so we have boiling water for later “ 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Jared-lj2vb]

33:38 it's funny because it is actually the original London Bridge that some dude paid to have deconstructed and shipped to Arizona when the built the current one.

[@britishgaming6]

and they may or may not have thought it was tower bridge

[@DarkZodiar]

It was C.V. Wood, right?

[@HaldorZX]

Actually it's the 2nd London Bridge, there have been three, the one in Arizona was built in the 19th Century to replace the Original Medieval one.

[@Jujudo]

"London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, and getting shipped to Ariz-ona."

[@seendabeen1740]

I used to live there it was a way to attract tourists

[@SomethingWittyRW]

The fucking story arc this channel has been on is kinda fucking nutty. Dude started with a video on why Civ 5 was goated and now he's making dope ass vlog content. Also this man is the one who started my Factorio addiction.

[@mcbill7352]

most scuffed channel on youtube fr

[@ignaciomosconi]

THE FACTORY MUST G R O W

[@dant3838]

@@ignaciomosconi E X P A N D

[@brain772]

you mean your cracktorio addiction

[@lilwyvern4]

Must be nice to be able to do that. Can't afford shit anymore.

[@McDroney]

I was cracking up when I heard Men At Work playing during the roundabout - was always curious if you blokes listened to them... .. S Tier. Glad y'all had fun in the states!

[@CallMeRio_]

This whole video is the physical embodiment of "Boys will be boys." 😭

[@acidmonster]

Man dropped the premiere at 7-11

[@H3llwalker_]

its 9-11 where i live 💀

[@acidmonster]

😭😭😭 his timezone is AEST, same as me ​@@H3llwalker_

[@noodle_nz]

My ass is bleeding

[@marzXD420]

​@@H3llwalker_😂same

[@eg_Fishlord]

the premire isnt over yet you can still live chat

[@azgerrr]

Timestamps: 1:59 Linkin Park 43:17 End

[@Angrydestoyer69420]

BRUH

[@logicallylazy]

😂

[@codyjordan8722]

underated comment

[@LynchtheFinch]

Thank you

[@yeetus2981]

Based on

[@beastmodelp603]

15:52 In Germany we have a thing called "Konterbier" It's when you drink a beer in the morning to counter lasts night alcohol and it does actually help So yes, this is artistic genius

[@craigkendall8452]

its called "hairying the dog" in scotland, i tried it, it didn't help 🤣

[@botermossel]

in holland we say "inkakken is bijpakken" (if you sleep, you drink more). europe is just different lmao

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

Still waiting for part 2 martin I demand more of your deranged frat bro energy during this trip

[@dutchdragon2472]

Y'all, first non-finland video in ages dropped, let's enjoy it!

[@PlatinumNath]

The Finland reminders won't stay silent however for just one video

[@-a-literal-Toyota]

I hope he continues It was entertaining but i’ve grown bored of my summer car videos

[@Fregler]

I honestly enjoy those video more than watching a bunch of guys get shitfaced over and over.

[@stupidratt]

@@-a-literal-Toyota yeah the like 3 videos were so tiring trust me

[@-a-literal-Toyota]

@@stupidratt No My shitty attention span needs martin’s rapid barrage of images and sounds to probably function

[@---__-_---___]

"Americans have it ROUGH when it comes to food" **eats only at fast food restaurants the whole time**

[@blangames]

The true American experience

[@evenmorecheese2785]

I had trouble finding anything else in California.

[@THESLlCK]

@@evenmorecheese2785 god forbid you go to a restaurant like a civil adult

[@nicolashromyk5397]

​@@evenmorecheese2785 "not looking" is not the same as "having trouble finding"

[@snappyllamas]

@@evenmorecheese2785 The issue is you went to California. Actual restaurants play on deathwish there now due to a variety of reasons special to the state.

[@flyinghaze84]

I don't think I've ever seen such an entertaining travel video. the 45 minutes felt like 15 minutes.

[@CaptainFAL]

The waving an airsoft glock around while driving could have ended so badly.

[@greekzeus9818]

People do that with real guns over there lol, and they totally weren't loaded

[@CaptainFAL]

@greekzeus9818 that doesn't matter in the slightest. Idiots wave guns around. Loaded or not it can be perceived as a threat and you'd get shot by a police officer. Its America.

[@ALCA_PWNED]

18:33 an aussie saying "ive never seen that animal before" is the day the world ends

[@cosmosaviatoric]

relatable lmao

[@Perfect.unsymmetry]

Unless it’s something from another country, then it’s probably harmless

[@willgd5950]

@@Perfect.unsymmetry Lol thats what makes this joke man, you invalidated it

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

Aussies when they see a normal-sized spider

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

The Sidewalk Slammer. Truly, a drink for only the mightiest of Dwarven Kings

[@Real_Batman904]

Rock and stone!

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

@@Real_Batman904 We're rich!

[@matt8569]

@@Real_Batman904FOR KARL

[@greekzeus9818]

Fax my brother, can't wait till I'm 18

[@VoltBolt1984]

1:24 we meet again, Kevin.

[@RealBIack]

Martin never fails to make me incredibly entertained just by these goofy videos, also give this EDITORS A RISE.

[@4whomittolz846]

Kai is a fucking tank on that Floor Loko edit: never mind he got slammed

[@drippykirbo]

bwwomp

[@stupidratt]

womp womp

[@thureraaskoumadsen190]

the sidewalk slammer claims another victim

[@lexitaylor8131]

12:15 nothing like being an American watching this segment and remembering “oh yeah, this isn’t a normal thing that everybody does at sports events”

[@MasterCraft_48]

Honestly I'm European and I thought it was normal. I guess not. Still will salute the anthem

[@seajellymilk3543]

I am a European and I can say that this isn’t weird, standing and being respectful of the anthem is normal. It’s just where it takes place, taking place in race is so weird you would usually expect to see it for people like the royalty or the military

[@flamingrubys11]

@@seajellymilk3543 its played before alot of sports here

[@isosev]

THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT LIVE IN THE GREATEST GODDAMNED OIL OBTAINING COUNTRY ON THE ENTIRE GODDAMNED PLANET. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@seajellymilk3543]

@@flamingrubys11 that’s so strange. From my perspective that would basically be saying sports is as important as our royalty or military

[@wayacrazy.]

I live in las vegas and knowing this psychopath was here for over a week made me cry

[@xadev9848]

I freaking LOVE the constant chaos in this vid it's almost trance

[@Game_Hunter47]

I love how Australia is already an unhinged place so putting 10 Australians in the US where it's even more hectic feels like a genius idea

[@thicc.pikachu]

Next time, put beer in unfrosted wheaties. It actually works for a hangover without making the rest of us suffer

[@GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus]

Y'know what, Imma say you know that from experience

[@atago-neesama296]

Gonna have to take your word on that mate. Gonna try it

[@someweeb6897]

What are unfrosted wheaties?

[@atago-neesama296]

@@someweeb6897 wheaties that are unfrosted

[@thicc.pikachu]

@@someweeb6897 your grandpa's cereal

[@ZChum]

Okay, Martins going hard.

[@m6isme]

This is one of the most entertaining travel vlogs I've ever seen, gg

[@lordspaghettifan5300]

Fun Fact: The London Bridge mentioned at 33:36 is the actual original 1831 London Bridge from London. It was bought for $2.46 million at the time and was completely moved to Arizona in 1968. Speaking of British things that made their way to The United States, The Imperial System, along with the term 'soccer' both originated from the British Isles.

[@joshuamatthias1781]

the brits then changed it to football because they were pissy i think

[@joedingo7022]

That is incredible, someone bought a massive stone bridge and moved it halfway around the world.

[@logansaylor7460]

​@awhellnah__1776 was so long ago you don't need to be mad anymore

[@themk4982]

@@logansaylor7460Nothing of value was lost. Enjoy the corn syrup, fluoride and Democratic Party.

[@phantomplays1109]

​@awhellnah__ womp womp your ancestors were bad at war and now you try to be posh to compensate where's your empire tea boy

[@GammaGoo]

I love how Sidney’s first reaction upon seeing an unidentified animal is to just chuck a rock at it

[@roundedspec]

your content is magic I was giggling through practically the whole thing teach me your ways

[@sandrovoshart8127]

these vlogs are lowkey my favorite vids from u atm

[@addison_v_ertisement1678]

42:05 Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had. So he shot at the sun with a gun.

[@terminalimpact2771]

Shot at the sun with a gun. Shot at his wildly one only friend.

[@TheLetterB123]

@@terminalimpact2771 In the gallows, or the ghetto

[@AquaFanx]

In the gallows, or the ghetto

[@StellarElite1]

In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow In the billows, even over the sun Every end of a time is another begun

[@slytha3002]

You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything in the end

[@torturlia4866]

Man dropped the premiere at 9:11 norwegian time☠️

[@BamseTheBear]

It's a sign ☢️

[@dr.vikyll7466]

He had Læffy in the vid to hint at this

[@bugarex6623]

Absolutely fuckin love these storytellings!Also, I am happy zou guys enjoyed :)

[@WolfCore5]

Just gotta say your editing formats never cease to go hard

[@toufusoup]

No wonder Los Angeles felt better yet more dangerous to live near for 5 days in the last year. Martin and the gang were here. Thanks Mart. Also, I'm digging the shift in video style with you standing with the mic. Keep up the good work

[@Tigershark_3082]

There is a part of me that hopes they decide to visit the East Coast, but I have no idea if there's anything here for them to find *interesting*

[@dr.beardie9894]

@@Tigershark_3082 I would love to see martin talk about how NYC smells like piss for 30 minutes

[@LilTachanka]

​@@Tigershark_3082how bout *snow* and maybe Florida or Niagara idk

[@Tigershark_3082]

@@LilTachanka Oh yeah I was more thinking the area around my state (VA, New Jersey, Tennesee, etc)

[@LilTachanka]

@@Tigershark_3082 also known as the sweat box of the us, except nj, nj just sucks ass

[@SlipKnot7866]

Honestly, i love when foreigners come here and check out America. Makes me realize this is still a great country to be in, despite all it's issues. It's still one hell of a beautiful country and I love people who make the trip to check us out.

[@Llama_charmer]

Oh for sure man, Everyone's country feels boring and a bit shite when you live there.

[@commonhorse8492]

This guy is the best youtuber of all time, actual greatest content. I am addicted.

[@yowloz]

this is the only youtuber that i watch where i don't skip sponsors

[@jackat4]

Smelvin's story arc: S-Tier

[@Lostinspacedreal]

Best character development I've ever seen

[@Icelandicmoose22]

at 0:45 confirms the frog is infact, a fursona.

[@whomeveriwillbe]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING

[@marcosmg1473]

2:04 😭

[@cringehunter3812]

frogsona

[@NelTopREE]

seeing an Australian man pour a corona into a bowl of lucky charms has to be the most American thing ive seen in awhile

[@literallydoing4425]

I will forever give you praise for making ads entertaining again

[@tafjproductions9896]

I think it's neat how mart thought it was odd that everyone stood up for the anthem during NASCAR

[@theGDmenace13]

Here in America, the national anthem is Law to perform at sports Events The organizers cannot not perform it And well, it's not required. For you to stand during it. You are highly scrutinized and seen as a weirdo in public. Canada does it too, but that's more because Canada is like United States, 2.0.

[@atomicexistentialism8428]

​@@theGDmenace13 that do be like some north Korea shit

[@quadrifern]

29:20 okay now the soundsmith music i certainly did not expect

[@Ingaming_Coma246]

Same, I wasn’t expecting the SuperLiminal piano either

[@kiwiwarlock]

i dont recall unsubbing but im soo glad i found ya stuff again love the videos

[@yellowjack7733]

Alternate title: 10 Australians go completely and utterly insane

[@ParadoxPerson02]

Therapist: Front facing Martin isn't real, he can't hurt you. Front facing Martin: 7:40

[@atago-neesama296]

7 D A Y B O N E R P I L L

[@jojomania1105]

36:30 Mates, raise for the Australian anthem in the background!

[@Krunschy]

props to the editor for turning 10 secs of footage into 30 sec hyperactive montages lmao

[@mondaesskik9676]

Literally the funniest youtuber i have seen in a while

[@thatoneguy6432]

37:13 The Fellowship of The Frog

[@AtlasJay]

Quite chuffed that you chose to visit Joshua Tree. I was born in Joshua Tree park - in a van. No joke, my mother was travelling, went into labor, and gave birth to me in the middle of the fucking desert. Also - Four Lokos used to be WAAYY stronger. They used to be like 14% alcohol - with more than twice as much caffeine in them. They ended up killing lots of people via heart attacks and alcohol poisoning - the company faced a few dozen lawsuits - and now they are basically just mildly alcoholic lolli water.

[@MaxC_1]

So Four Lokos were the original Panera bread lemonade

[@Ismokepencapz]

It fills me with joy to see y’all enjoying some good old fashioned American BB guns I have that same lever action red ryder sadly it jammed and im trying to troubleshoot

[@defective6811]

I love that this is "one of the boys made it but and now the crew travels in style"

[@ZackarySchejbalCODBO2RGM2]

Absolute madlad. Going to LA currently is like signing a death warrant.

[@lionpro73]

33:22 "Just move it with a stick" average ausse

[@bobbymatt8906]

I’m on day two and I’m hyped that y’all are gettin it this time likw frfr

[@AndroidTwenny]

WHERE IS PART 2!!!!!!!!! SHOW ME WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS!!!!!!!!

[@aidanfrost9327]

I FUCKING LOVE that you used the superliminal sound track at 40:10 ish. God I love that game and the music is so stellar. That game made me cry

[@MixelMan0106]

36:37 You're in the wrong state. Indiana has all the roundabouts you could ever want.

[@bluisarchived5527]

Your forgetting one more factor P O T H O L E S.

[@thedesigner00]

@@bluisarchived5527my I invite you to a place called……….. T H E M I D W E S T

[@DavidRamirez-lq2co]

We are just asking for some roundabouts, not france level, neither india level of roundabouts. Just a normal road!!

[@IGuessIDoThings]

So does Ohio

[@spartanx9293]

​@@bluisarchived5527ouch

[@goobie_goofer]

bros vlog content is too good and now im addicted

[@bdvids7930]

39:47 mart, somehow if you’re reading this I believe this is the Grand Canyon Railway that runs to the Grand Canyon, and has two operational steam locomotives

[@Rodiandrea]

How does Martin just do whatever and keeps having the perfect comedic timing

[@Sniperboy5551]

He’s funny and he’s damn good at editing

[@thighgamingalexo28]

I got second hand alocohol poisoning from watching this video

[@Raremuffins1]

The TF2 music really adds a really special feel to it and I'm in for every part.

[@AlbecoSound]

Honestly, I love these videos because AS an American, I haven’t experienced half these things, so it’s new for me too.

[@Bafmajoor]

35:35 so much editing for that frame 😂😂 absolute gem

[@lavabite2245]

6:10 Is no one gonna talk about how smooth that edit was?

[@zaneep076]

so this is being high

[@hughmungus3213]

12:20 my brother in christ you could've seen that for free at any la intersection past 12AM

[@4stokesuck]

16:30 As a German i can confirm that this is a pretty normal Breakfest for our children

[@svenneumann2816]

Ah yes the "Bierios" truly a german childhood staple.

[@TONKERS]

I wanna see part 2 so bad

[@Tamtudy]

aaaaaand he is gone

[@Astrosk1er]

36:45 #1 rule of American roads, there are either too little or too many roundabout

[@techbro2007]

"the vlc media player car won" got me PHOTOSYNTHESIZING (13:31)

[@CallMeRio_]

This whole video had me cackling while lying in my bed 😭😭

[@DogaKonyar]

martin tries to escape finland but finland never forgets martin

[@alainrevolver]

5:44 Bro really went to Vanilla Unicorn 💀

[@haywireelectron3498]

No way that's me! (I'm the one crouching with sunglasses on my shirt) 19:30

[@Danzes14]

no.

[@eHuman556]

Love ur spending habits martin

[@A_Steam_User]

remember, martin. the #1 rule of gun safety is to have fun!

[@benarchyuk837]

22:41 The Griffith Observatory, also known as the most iconic GTA V spot. DAVEYYYY, HOW YOU DOIN'?

[@QuickQuips]

I love the speedrun strat of crashing blimps into that spot.

[@MewronYT]

Editor needs a raise!

[@snap2cb777]

He is the editor

[@reborndiajack9612]

@@snap2cb777mart needs a raise

[@meepmeep7308]

@@snap2cb777give him a raise then.

[@snap2cb777]

@@meepmeep7308 I’m already planning to rewatch the video 👍

[@EmilienDev]

@@meepmeep7308 He is the raise

[@EmilyF72]

Those night n day transitions were exceptionally clean

[@icymaltex3440]

at 5:09 I love how he mentions only the kid laroi, whilst agent 00 and duke dennis are right next to him