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[@sanudm3128]

Thats the friendliest opponent ever

[@kennethkho7165]

very friendly

[@DemolitionIdiot]

Is it a milestone that im the 1.2k liker? But true

[@kennethkho7165]

@@DemolitionIdiot congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

[@outspade]

white made the only correct response by also bringing out the king which means you might be able to trick the opponent into being friendly then snipe their king which would be kinda funny actually but likely frowned upon

[@Demogorgon47]

This was less of a chess battle and more of a chess boring diplomatic meeting with both sides coming to a mutual understanding. You're part of chess history now lads. The part of history people skip to get to the good stuff.

[@karnewarrior]

The meeting progressed with both kings having a dance off, and it was decided by the knight and both pawns who were acting as judges that they were evenly skilled. The Black King and the White King then met in the middle and did that meme handshake where it's super manly.

[@florpyjohnson9531]

cold war

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

What Zelensky should've done, instead he tried punching more than his weight in hopes of support by US and UK but they are colonial rulers betrayal runs in their blood.

[@Zogerpogger]

I imagined that it was a duel between the two kings (as opposed to a diplomatic meeting). Both Kings sorta circled one another and maybe tapped swords a few times, but decided to agree to a draw as neither wanted to commit to an attack.

[@Zogerpogger]

@@karnewarrior nvm about my above comment this is a better idea

[@SeriousApache]

Kings be like: "Let's settle this like real men!"

[@RadEadan]

-вместо того чтобы бежать ты идёшь прямо ко мне? -я не могу набить тебе ебало не подойдя ближе.

[@maxkho00]

@@RadEadan - ты не можешь подойти ближе, потому что ты шахматный король, знай своё место - oh shit

[@berkleyhuffman48]

"Lets settle this like real men" *Proceeds to start dancing back and forth*

[@redeye4516]

I'm playing chess as a business so I can end chess as a business!

[@Deadflower019]

I like to imagine that after the draw they go up to eachother, shake hands and all the other pieces stand in shock as the kings tell them to head back.

[@ailst]

This was exemplary for our politicians about how a real war should go. "There's quite an army behind you." "Yeah." "Looks dangerous." "Yeah." "Let's call peace again?" "Yeah."

[@Zogerpogger]

In Medieval Europe sometimes wars were decided by two rival royals/nobles fighting a duel instead of making their subjects kill one another. This was rare though as these royals/nobles would usually rather let their subjects kill one another and usually probably thought they had a better chance of victory by using their armies. Another factor that made battles more likely than duels was the fact that many nobles hoped to defeat other nobles and capture them, as huge amounts of money could be made from ransom. Common soldiers were usually just mercilessly killed unfortunately. Enjoy my unsolicited history-nerd-vomit!

[@harmhoeks5996]

@@Zogerpogger 🤮 🤣

[@benjaminparent4115]

If you just want peace, why the fuck do you start war ? do you realize that in your example one politician, pushed for war, and then saw the opposing army and realised, oh fuck it was a bad idea, what we will get out of this is not worth dying for, and hten just stopped everything.

[@mayo2877]

@@benjaminparent4115 You will have to suspend disbelief to understand the meaning of their example. This is not how wars go. This is how they should end. By not starting. The exact narrative as outlined above is less important than the idea it is meant to represent. If everyone starting conflict would realize that human life is more valuable, there would be no war. If you need a better example: Imagine two politicians sitting at home thinking about starting a war because they both want something the other won't give them. Then it occurs to them that they will have to sacrifice human lives for it, and they change their minds. That's what happened in the example above. It doesn't matter if they are sitting at home watching TV or arm wrestling on an alien planet while the army behind them cheers them on. It's not about the exact situation. It's about the thought. It's just not worth it.

[@benjaminparent4115]

@@mayo2877 Yeah no the example above even if you suspend your disbelief, is more about nuclear deterence, and maintaining large for the sake of peace than butterfly feeling about life being too precious to waste on war. It is an unrealistic assumption that everyone will be able to field an equal army, to deter everyone else, it forget that inequality in this imperfect, will always lead to one country being weaker, or that people can allie to overwhelm an opponent with little danger. It forget one of the most essential rule in warfare, never a pick a war if you have no significant advantage that make you confident in your ability to win.

[@xwtek3505]

The opponent must have been doing a challenge "if your opponent move a king, you must move a king too"

[@nightowl6055]

I think they were doing a challange that was "You must move the same piece (or pawn) your opponent did"

[@questrequested9171]

@@nightowl6055 well then he failed the challenge at move 2, as he moved a knight while Chess Simp moved a pawn

[@mondainicorradi]

@@questrequested9171 See the video again

[@bonaaq86]

@@questrequested9171 that's the first move..

[@seronimo__7735]

@@nightowl6055 0:42 "E5. That blunders a pawn, but I cannot take it due to the rules. Therefore, E3."

[@maestrosock9360]

Chess Simp defeating a 1900-rated player gives us a bit of a hint on his real rating.

[@FlorianWendelborn]

Move 3: That blunders a king

[@dani_5_101]

He's probably 4200

[@ryanjannakhuang]

I feel bad for the 1900 that probably lost 100 rating from that match

[@Fahimlol]

@@ryanjannakhuang 1000*

[@grosdoorne]

chess simp is hikaru himself

[@Yesytsucks]

100 rated chess, but you answer as much questions in the end of the video, as your opponent blunders.

[@spyro2002]

I like this one

[@loopiloop]

If the guy is an unpaid actor, he technically didn't lie

[@versuzzero5335]

So meaning, he just asked an actor and not pay them...?

[@TheSpacePlaceYT]

@@versuzzero5335 No, hes saying if he _was_ an actor.

[@Green232323232]

I love the determination in that girls eyes when she dances. So serious.

[@Josh-wh6uw]

I hate the outro. It's fucking weird.

[@mangle9143]

@@Josh-wh6uw come on bruh, don't be rude

[@chri-k]

@@Josh-wh6uw why would you. This is a totally normal channel with totally normal content, so a totally normal outro fits perfectly. Edit: for autocorrect: “outro”. “outro”. not “putto”.

[@echiko4932]

Now u point it out i might rewatch that show, i remember it being so wholesome

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@Josh-wh6uw I don’t like the phrasing, but I fully agree with the statement.

[@GareginRA]

Beaver's Claw by Maxim Omariev is when you push one of your flank pawns more than once at the start of the game

[@TheGamingPalace123]

Oh lmao

[@laoumh]

Shaka, When the Walls Fell

[@xu9843]

@@laoumh Darmok y Jalad en el centro del tablero

[@maestrofeli4259]

@@xu9843 wtf q carajos estan diciendo?

[@xu9843]

@@maestrofeli4259 Es una referencia a Star Trek The Next Generation

[@PattyManatty]

It is technically possible to checkmate the opponent with these rules because of discovered checks, but it requires extreme cooperation from the opponent

[@Owner_of_penaldogs]

u cant move ur pieces

[@PattyManatty]

@@Owner_of_penaldogs but you can move a king that is blocking a bishop, which can discover a checkmate if the opponent sets it up for you

[@mintjuan]

This player seems nicer than the player who offered a draw in the "Chess but it's one for all"

[@usernamepagnoo4133]

Imagine being 1964 and losing against a 112

[@breadsticck808]

1:21 He already can't because of your f8 bishop.

[@SillySyrup]

Anyone else notice this: He said during the video: "Since I am not moving any pieces or pawns..." This means that the king is not a piece in his view, because he is not moving pieces but he is moving a king. Later he claims the king is a piece. ??????

[@sizoduke]

the fact that he beat a 1900 player, i'm dyinggg

[@miraltar4273]

would you play the game seriously against a 100 rated opponent ?

[@miniflint2423]

@@miraltar4273 yes. Never underestimate your opponent

[@raffimolero64]

@@miniflint2423 chess simp's entire channel is about not playing seriously against 100 rated opponents

[@xdeathcon]

@@raffimolero64 the 1900 doesn't know that though

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

@@miraltar4273 You should, because it will cost you serious ELO

[@Crazmuss]

Beaver's claw is a modern chess opening. You can even say post-modern.

[@ryanmuhammadalex5653]

The gameplay was unexpected

[@Lyionis]

Bongcloud accepted: Carlsen variation

[@larry_berry]

2:31 Russian after the battle: Did I just lose to a 100?

[@FlorianWendelborn]

They must’ve lost so many rating points

[@jeanhuntervega3579]

The fact that this aged like something

[@larry_berry]

@@jeanhuntervega3579 lol

[@Rum-Runner]

I live for Simp’s TTS saying “hell yeah”. There’s just somehow so much conviction behind it.

[@DobesVandermeer]

When you are matched with yourself from another dimension

[@buenvidanadz1969]

I'll admit that I'm trash at Chess where that 300 rated guy would probably win against me, but 0:56 was just so damn hilarious. That move caught me so offguard 🤣

[@ГеоргийШендриков-н6и]

You should check Maxim Omariev, and how he brought hard times to Gotham Chess by destroying him twice with Grob Gambit.

[@grubygrzib6308]

They would've actually played bongcloud if only the opponent started with E4

[@willywillycow]

100 rated chess, but you play dame dane when it is your turn, and pause it when you have moved. Whenever it saids dame dane you must play the worst move possible. If it ends play from start.

[@hexal6009]

The opponent was doing the "i move the same piece as my opponent did" challenge i think

[@smokyprogg]

I can only imagine the 1900 player's reaction

[@sergeykostrov7948]

Just to clarify: Maxim Omariev has the biggest chess youtube channel in Russia. Chessmaster

[@RemyWillard]

The b4 square was covered by the f8 Bishop at 1:16 , but it's better that you acted like it wasn't.

[@karamad2847]

Good board vision

[@yourmum69_420]

@@karamad2847 I could see that plain as day as a 500

[@karamad2847]

@@yourmum69_420 Congrats 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 give yourself a cookie

[@yourmum69_420]

@@karamad2847 point is it's easy to see, so idk why tf chess simp was talking as if it wasn't there

[@redcrewmate1813]

1:22 "Opposition is great in the opening." - Some GM, Probably

[@JannPoo]

100 rated chess, but whenever you can copy your opponent's move, you must copy that move. Consider the chessboard mirrored, so if the opponent moves a knight from G1 to F3, as long as you have a Knight on G8 and moving that Knight to F6 is a legal move, you must perform that move, otherwise you can play freely.

[@jfb-]

some of my opponents like doing that challenge

[@joda7697]

cool idea

[@RealityBoy101]

Schneizel was played like a damn fiddle! He never saw it coming. All Hail Lelouch!

[@Chraan]

All hail Britannia!

[@canngothi1781]

2:31 Bruh moments

[@Radbug11]

Just like in Monthy Pyton films (life of Brian): Simp: he is not a paid actor We: HE IS A PAID ACTOR!

[@senseiplay8290]

That 300-rated was literally made of 101% pure testosterone

[@ussxrequin]

Your opponent is clearly a great person.

[@vladthemagnificent9052]

2:34 Дорогие любители и знатоки шАхмат, с вами Мастер ФИДЕ Максим Омариев!

[@Exponaut_R-01]

Coming back realizing this is probably the first video that closest resembles the current format. -The first words you hear are "100 rated chess" -Discord screenshot -Jump cuts to the start of the game, which saves time from the old loading sequence -We have an X rated player from Y -The music is still being used today -The outro's been around a while longer but it is still important

[@isaacxcheng]

Bongcloud: 100 rated variant

[@whatheheck129]

“If the king doesn’t move, his subjects won’t follow” - Lelouch vi Britannia

[@Muataran]

I don't know why but whenever you say something like "wtf was that" I just lose it. Something about this voice just gets me.

[@KamekoSkye]

Video suggestion - 100 rated chess, but the video only ends when a player is checkmated. If a game ends and a player isn't checkmated, you play another game

[@mindlessreader1595]

I played like this yesterday, took the other guy’s rook, bishop, knight, and a pawn and then they gave up

[@52flyingbicycles]

Like the family guy gag with the two Irish dudes circling each other for a fight

[@onwu6894]

I don't think the mission was accomplished. You could have made his time run out and win.

[@Theresia66]

The kings did the wiggle wiggle in the middle of the board and parted as friends

[@Kyuditsky]

White saw the bongcloud and raised him a hyper bong cloud.

[@ragefurious5650]

you should be honored to meet this average double bongcloud ultrachad

[@pepanovakno]

1:13 bro is taking opposition in the opening

[@sohamchikte9171]

Opponents king be like :so you are approaching me

[@PhantomAarantula]

You got exceptionally lucky this time.

[@James-dn2hu]

This channel is going places.

[@Josh-wh6uw]

I hate the outro. It's fucking weird

[@Mothuzad]

The legendary Omega Bongcloud opening

[@Mothuzad]

Like most openings played by GMs, it's theoretically a draw

[@alannq1976]

White king: Oh, you're approaching me?

[@duskyrc1373]

Looks like your opponent was doing a challenge too, perhaps? Only move the same piece as the opponent. But they were white so had to do something first, hence the knight

[@papercut_mln]

Chess, but you cannot take any pieces. You win by capturing all the pawns or resignation.

[@tickytickytango5634]

2:31 That had to be super embarrassing for that 1900.

[@museofsalzburg2373]

Chess, but your pieces are vampires. If you move to a white space, you must move off it next turn.

[@chandugadichannel1568]

He must be one of the simp's followers. Must be the one who commented about the challenge too. So he took a chance

[@MouseGoat]

The only real way to win chess peacefully

[@niallshea5627]

At the lower elos your opponents are more likely to respect the bongcloud.

[@merdishakki]

Lol! Your opponent lost 102 elo points.

[@toledoseahawks3348]

Which one? The 1964?

[@merdishakki]

@@toledoseahawks3348 The one in this video. I'd gain 102 ELO points if I played against 1964.

[@merdishakki]

@@toledoseahawks3348 i also think that it was a requested "real elo reveal".

[@merdishakki]

or a paid actor

[@jbfn14]

Didn't know chess had a single combat option

[@taylorwong8491]

you've heard of the bongcloud but may I introduce you to the bongblizzard

[@sleeper5905]

Well, either he is a paid actor, or an UNPAID actor

[@lookitslia]

Chess but you start with nothing but a king, a queen, and 2 rooks (good luck)

[@AvenDonn]

Bruh just negotiated peace

[@SpruceReduce8854]

The bongcloud attack strikes again

[@dalenesbitt]

The most paid actor that ever paid actored

[@timurtheterrible4062]

Modified Bongcloud: Hotbox Variation

[@cadespaulding3837]

Virgin bongcloud draw vs chad chesssimp draw

[@bruneleythor2604]

This has been the second best chess Game ever! Guess the best of all time...:)

[@Lufia4]

Loved the King shuffle xD

[@sleepykoa1a]

I thought he was going to do a draw on the first move :)

[@Buzazu]

That is how all wars should be fought

[@WindyNight114]

100 rated chess but you can only place your pieces on the dark squares.

[@johnwilmarkconda2562]

I thought he's like, Oh no! Bongcloud Opening

[@theneoreformationist]

There's only one good response to Bongcloud

[@cathsaigh2197]

0:57 They're just respecting the Bongcloud.

[@fbihorse]

Really hit the bongcloud opening

[@JoseRomero-sj8sq]

The opponent was playing the same challenge xD

[@hecktangle6578]

this vid was like: normal, kinda normal, wat, then the rest of the moves are just the kings being gay

[@jdjk7]

Oh, pff. He thought it was bongcloud.

[@TheIbney00]

This is what the Berlin opening feels like

[@mikhailbotnovik1594]

Draw by diplomacy

[@IMPeriwinkleXD]

1:21 he's trying to have more fun with my king Bishop in the corner: helo

[@akisa7865]

Black king: We fight like Pootis! White king: Very yes!

[@davidordonez457]

That guy was 100% a r/anarchychess user. Nobody else would actually bongcloud to another bongcloud unless its one of those

[@thelivingcat0210]

Bong cloud variation, the best opening

[@GrenYT]

the bongcloud never fails

[@ThomasBlueWorkshop]

Simp, my boy! This peace is what all true warriors strive for!

[@Cassapphic]

100 rated chess but your pieces (not pawns) can only move to take a piece (including pawns)

[@cindymarie3245]

average king agression match be like:

[@guilhermeteixeira4329]

Chess, but if any players do an innacuracy, the video ends

[@glast4810]

If chess pieces could speak, both kings dialogue would be something like "oh, you are approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? - i cannot beat the shit out of you without getting closer"

[@nomirrors3552]

This is the best one.

[@beygiewastaken]

1:18 Bishop: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@Akatsuki-21]

Lelouch fighting against himself

[@thesohmagician2991]

Chess, but you can't play the best move

[@gonzalormc5226]

If you cant make your oponent checkmate you in less than 20 moves the video ends