I Can't Believe This Actually Exists

This is the greatest map of All Time
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[@ChuuniVT]

"Zoom in" Those were the words that changed Charlie's life forever

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@micahbell4774]

@@forgivezharion6989 L ratio

[@QUISSul]

🤣🤣

[@Iianator]

@@forgivezharion6989 POV: No bitches + no father + bozo + l clown

[@sanriobraincell]

he was only one *OOHhohOh* away from the street moisture hitting critikal.

[@videocritic2463]

When he zoomed in on the map i felt the same disturbance in the force he did.

[@gooeyboy706]

Vort's themed started playing in my room and I'm scared.

[@frankuraku5622]

It was my breakfast's greatest moment.

[@msthecommentator2863]

**Great mighty poo theme starts** 💩💩💩

[@beefcupcakes5959]

I went to the website and it's so much worse now

[@thyst7014]

I can't believe Charlie doesn't even have to show anything new or interesting in the title or thumbnail, we just trust him.

[@merlenclownshuffles]

XD he dosnt lie, HE TRULY IS A AMAZING ACTOR.

[@blipblop1112]

He just get tired of using photoshop, i might be wrong. Who knows?

[@jhsrt985]

We sure do🅿️, he's earned it🏆🥇🥋🤴 🆓️🆓️🆓️🥇🥇

[@pepesilvia429]

I usually just skip a few seconds, if its a speedrun I skip and if its a Moist E Sports I skip. I'm here for the real commentary, his bored rambles about nothing when he checks the chat every three minutes

[@Ecliptor.]

@@pepesilvia429 yep, same

[@Viraxian]

Charlie: observes a poop map of San Francisco KZbin: *ah yes this sounds like the perfect thing to be trending on gaming*

[@sanriobraincell]

I guess it *IS* Turded Geoguessr. is that the double streaker ? Looks like we're in Clinton Park.

[@Thanadeez]

my fav game

[@BigFatNut69]

@@Thanadeez fr

[@victorgamez8885]

Poomon Go

[@sanriobraincell]

@@victorgamez8885 genuinely waiting for this to happen; Charlie trying to log the San Fran pookemons before they're removed. *Diseases: Gotta Catch Em' All!* *NEW Pookemon (Got to) Go.*

[@zekayman]

1950's: We're gonna have flying cars in the 2000's! 2022: Electronic shit map

[@_letstartariot]

Thanks this made me laugh from the belly.

[@Fo__Sho_]

Shit meme, flying cars would be horrible...

[@factsgod968]

Stream Young Loud.

[@aj9969]

Something is flying, and it ain't cars.

[@pep4338]

@@factsgod968 stream these nuts

[@brizwastakened]

EDP probably doing them himself and then posting it on the map to reflect a little on the past

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@volshebnik8976]

*I MAKE SOOOOO AWESOME CONTENT* .

[@deleted-user-82u3ht92]

@@MbitaChizi plz stop

[@jdubc2927]

@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 by looking at your name i can tell your content is no where near as good as Charlie's content

[@PLK123]

Y'all are such bad self promoters lmaoo

[@cliffscott5195]

If I had to issue an educated, yet horrifying, guess: Charlie couldn't find the black double doors because the incident happened INSIDE a business.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@Shitposting_IHMN]

@@forgivezharion6989 wtf are you even on about kid

[@brenothelast]

@@forgivezharion6989 What

[@Honeybadger10110]

@@forgivezharion6989 be quiet my child

[@puffletuffle]

@@Honeybadger10110 That guy is probably a bot

[@Dmartinez117]

Hey everyone! I was homeless in San Francisco in 2017 and I can shed a little (dark, smelly) light on why this happens. In San Francisco they do not allow the homeless to use bathrooms. I asked why you are preventing tens of thousands of people from using the bathroom, and a SF resident, completely oblivious to how stupid it sounds, said “One time the mayor got yelled at by a homeless man in McDonalds” so the City banned people from using restaurants for free. (?????) Yeah, because of one bad experience, homeless people are banned from using bathrooms, unless they have money to buy something everytime they want to use the bathroom, which is a luxury homeless obviously don’t have. Yes, San Francisco is more OK with letting homeless shit & piss everywhere than to let human beings use their bathroom.

[@cecil2742]

That's so fucked up but they do that in my city too. You can find the occasional place to use the bathroom but everywhere here you have to pay to use the bathroom much less charge your phone at a plug in. And if you do pay you get 10 minutes or you gotta buy something else. :/

[@Querymonger]

Doubt

[@alhen9023]

Yea cuz no one wants to wipe your shit and vomit from the walls and ceilings. Oh and staying in there for hours doing drugs. I live in the central valley and I went to use the air pump at a gas station. Someone had shit diarrhea all over it. Fuck em.

[@democratsarepedos]

That's not true. All cities prohibit public restroom use. It's not an issue in Boston or Cleveland or Houston.

[@spagetter]

As in american cities? This sounds deranged, I can imagine certain stores prohibiting, but city scale?

[@ino7604]

I visited San Francisco recently and I can confirm there is legit human shit all over the place it's pretty disgusting. Me and my friend wanted to walk around looking up at all the buildings but you had to keep your eyes on the sidewalk to make sure you didn't step in shit. Sometimes we'd get brave and look up at the buildings and we called it playing "San Francisco Roulette " lol

[@professor.donut24]

🤣🤣

[@venomsymbiote6003]

Accurate as hell

[@jaylenbrown8992]

Yeah I lives there in a pretty bad neighborhood and people were pooping on the street all the time

[@kavalogue]

Im in Europe. I've never been to San Francisco. Not even America itself. But I have seen and continue to see vidoes of people shitting in the streets there. It's no joke thats for sure

[@timshaw516]

I'm from Australia, are there any theories as to why?

[@Alex-lg9zb]

Golden Gate Park is "empty" of shit because to record them someone actually has to come across the shit. It's much easier to discover a little poop on the side of a pavement then in a bush. I'm certain the park is like a minefield if this is what you get on the streets.

[@FlyManChimera]

You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right

[@m4nman]

plus I don't think anyone would venture into what could be a shit river just to report it

[@theyeetmaster2007]

Idk man, I’m a San Franciscan and the park doesn’t have much if any shit in it. Most shit is in the tenderloin, which is an actual hellhole

[@theFLCLguy]

@@theyeetmaster2007 is there a bathroom nearby for people to use?

[@theyeetmaster2007]

@@theFLCLguy In where? In golden gate park, there’s many, the tenderloin doesn’t have many (hence the loads of shit)

[@dannyorr8430]

everyone else: Easter egg hunts Charlie: poop map

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@numbconsumer1392]

Tbf poop map is much more original.

[@maenad1231]

Easter poop hunts Put your dog’s shit in a plastic egg, gift to friend,say there’s chocolate inside. Record their disgusted face when they open the egg get the stench of feces Extra Evil: Use your own shit

[@civilliberty2547]

@@MbitaChizi Ok, bet.

[@maybelater6282]

@@maenad1231 Master evil: Febreeze the poop, freeze it, cut it into tiny pieces, wrap them in candy wrappers, give to family at Easter party

[@thenotflatearth2714]

Charlie, Charismatic Crap Criminologist, Decisive Dung Detective, Eccentric Excrement Explorer, Fantastic Feces Finder, Logical Log Locator

[@lunchtime_mmmmmmm]

You should make this for every letter of the alphabet and publish it as a book, also, Special Shit Seeker

[@amelie-sx6zp]

Professional Poop Patrol

[@waphhho]

Talented Turd Tourist

[@antismo9998]

Wonderous Waste Watcher

[@retiredmushroom]

Maniacal Manure Master

[@Kanubios]

Charlie hunting for poop probably isn't the best thing to be watching while eating dinner.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@spider-man8186]

The bots here especially the first one 🤮

[@gloriafrimpong17]

Thank you for the warning. I’ll be back later 😂

[@andresvelasquez4651]

I'm having easter chocolate

[@Ame865]

aye hamburgers and mash how bout you?

[@crummymonk4917]

"This is human beings walking around I'm sure." Oh, Charlie I wish I had your optimism.

[@factsgod968]

Stream Young Loud.

[@ozylocz4078]

Yea, that’s California for you.

[@miguelzurita3216]

Charlie not understanding how much of an messed up place San Francisco is.

[@_Shay_]

@@ozylocz4078 nah that’s SanFran and maybe LA Where I live is poop free lol

[@alhen9023]

@@ozylocz4078 only in the big cities. Most people outside of the state don't realize most of California is farmland and rural.

[@elliotanderson324]

This brings a whole new meaning to “where we dropping boys.”

[@jheadenrobinson4717]

underrated

[@nabawi7]

LMAO this needs more likes

[@philoni5368]

Tilted Trauma?

[@Fo__Sho_]

Poochinki time

[@T.C.M.Y.T]

hahahaha that’s a good one

[@MDCGaming87]

What's amazing to me is the fact that while Charlie is investigating the authenticity of the poop on stream, there are viewers who are like "yeah, it's time to subscribe" LOL

[@ashidennedia3076]

sf literally went from a touristy place everyone wanted to live at to a fuckin post apocalyptic wasteland in under a decade man its wild

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑 .

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name tho😑

[@thelordpotatoesorjtswagste1945]

@@MbitaChizi name is cringe

[@prithishchandna8819]

@@MbitaChizi dont worry we wont

[@FlyManChimera]

You do realize the majority if this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

[@swagfun9054]

The smile he had upon looking it up was so genuine lol

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@marceletta]

fuckings bots in the comments man

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@Sausage_260]

@@forgivezharion6989 yikes.

[@MammalianCreature]

@@forgivezharion6989 Americans...

[@nicolemccloskey5172]

I wish they had a map like this in my city. Poop scouting sounds like a great way to get outdoors and enjoy the sunshine

[@ReizokoRyu]

Pokemon go

[@emmafrost4316]

@@ReizokoRyu Poopemon Go

[@carolerobbins9522]

Poop snooping

[@O1d1rty]

Geocatching or whatever tf its called

[@Zwazzeh]

@@O1d1rty more like geoblasting

[@milseq]

1:28 His face went from shock and disgust to pleasant excitement and ultimately laughter.

[@infini.tesimo]

The person that made this as a software engineer probably got a free promotion or the easiest job interview because of actually making something useful. 😂😂

[@factsgod968]

Stream Young Loud.

[@Julio_Gomes]

True man, that's crazy

[@miguelzurita3216]

I would be a nice conversation, for how he was able to make whats probably an extension to a GIS map

[@blipblop1112]

Ummm, why does youtube make this video become trending for gaming??? Really? Everytime he upload videos are gaming content??

[@pepesilvia429]

@@blipblop1112 UMMMMMM he is gaming tho???????🤔?????????🧐????🤓?? Google Street View is a game

[@XTheSabreGamerX]

I kind of want Charlie and gang to go to some of these places and actually check if there are actual poop.

[@SweetTsilence]

Poop hunters. New reality TV show

[@vanillathebard]

Pokemon Go, poop edition.

[@NexatBlackflame]

@@vanillathebard pokemon "go" to the bathroom! YOURE SHITTING YOURSELF! 'Not yet, mom.. nah.. *brap*'

[@travislevell1329]

I used to live in the bay and go to SF quite a bit. Can confirm. It’s poopy

[@puhskinti9358]

@@NexatBlackflame fill those diepeys, gamer

[@DMAN99]

You misunderstand Charlie, this is a map of intent, cleverly constructed by the supervillain the Pooper.

[@Honeybadger10110]

The plot thickens

[@kevinin9937]

The pooper being EDP, trying to feel involved and relevant again.

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Underrated comment lol

[@Eldritch-1]

You will feel his stink!

[@lahar2412]

shat shitter

[@havic5281]

Boys I think I found the poop smear, through extremely thorough investigation and cross referencing I have come to the conclusion that the poop is located in front of the Tibetan Gift Corner, and the reason Charlie couldn't find the poop door was because the glorious view was being obstructed by a red bus.

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

Californian here with the lore for the curious: San Francisco has one of the WORST homeless problems in our country. A few years back it was LITERALLY too dangerous to wear open-toed shoes because there were so many used needles fucking EVERYWHERE. That is NOT a joke, nor is it an exaggeration. Luckily, the problem has shifted towards feces rather than drug paraphernalia.

[@Eldritch-1]

I feel like you saw a needle once and some poor homeless man taking a crap and shit your dockers and then ran home to call the local H.O.A aftre jacking it to some crime scene photos A.K.A Kiddy porn

[@incrediblygay]

Nice politicians. Literally creating a 3rd world city

[@syfiliskerino1998]

Overly-liberal and often times far lefist policies combined with California's nature as a tech center (high-income) forming a standard that most people simply cannot reach in addition to immigration causing a housing crisis.

[@ConstitutionallyProtectedMedia]

I assume open toed shoes are still out the question?😂

[@red6775]

Don't know if I should laugh at you saying "luckily" or it's just depressing

[@joshua41175]

I'm surprised it's taken this long for people to find this. It was a big deal when Frisco was adding hostile architecture.

[@FlyManChimera]

You do realize the majority if this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

[@sora3mo168]

im sorry what?

[@jj01114]

@@sora3mo168 hostile architecture is stuff they do to prevent homeless people from being in public view (which is horrible). An example would be putting spikes between seats on park benches so people can’t sleep there Edit: Obviously, putting spikes on benches or in underpasses does ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to actually prevent homelessness lol, treating people inhumanely should never be the solution to an economic problem, something I feel like we should all agree on what person is like "hey there's a spike on this bench, NOW being homeless sucks" lol

[@alexanderduluoz]

@@jj01114 it’s necessary when the city’s being overrun

[@dragonsrule20201]

@@alexanderduluoz it's not going to get rid of homeless people, it's just going to make it harder for them. It's like making abortion illegal; people will still do it, theyll just have to use unsafe methods that puts them at risk. It doesnt affect the homeless solely either, subway stations will remove benches to keep them from sleeping on them so the elderly, pregnant women, etc cant rest their feet. If they wanted to reduce these things, they need to invest in shelters that dont have such strict rules that they exclude most homeless (must be sober, cant have pets, etc) and not be run by people who get off on the power trip they get from threatening to kick people out of the shelter for minor infractions such as "having an attitude".

[@kyriakosdn2]

I have a feeling this won't be the last time we see this boys

[@Ale-op5bh]

i hope

[@vaevictis5178]

He’ll come back to it periodically like the slap matches.

[@n2red732]

He did for a few minutes 1 or 2 streams ago

[@dennyramirez1765]

This is only the beginning.

[@Eldritch-1]

No shit?

[@v.567]

As someone studying Epidemiology in Universtiy, the moment when he says "there are actual feces Epidemiologists" got me real good. I guess I'll do my thesis on Feces Epidemiology.

[@meisteremm]

A guy I knew lived in San Francisco for a few years. One day, he opened up a port-a-john on the street and found the corpse of somebody who had ODed. The needle was still in the corpse's arm. After that, he decided San Francisco was not for him.

[@luca_lwls]

Can't imagine why

[@meisteremm]

@@luca_lwls Well, he was kind of high-fallutin. Anybody else would have just carried that carcass out to the curb and then used the port-a-john, but he had to be Mister Picky.

[@gavinlee27]

@@meisteremm kind of a based comment for an average west coast dweller

[@janeboxxer9511]

@@meisteremm honestly like its not that bad just take a piss and call the cops

[@dopesickdog]

thats just. terribly sad but also, holy fuckin shit

[@Ronnie-Bagpipe]

Dude its so funny how not a single person from SF disputes this or even has shame in it, they all just hate it and live around it like that one trashy friend that owned 6 cats and just let their whole house smell like piss lol

[@grim_glim]

Never see this when I visit relatives (yearly), but we're not hanging out in the tenderloin/Haight/south of market. The number of homeless people in those areas has completely exploded though, and I know that SF has anti-homeless policies that limit number and access of public bathrooms, plus everyone's being priced out by developers and demand. So I'd partly dispute, there are real awful neighborhoods but the perspective on the city is overblown and there are some clear policies to change.

[@KYSF]

It would be funny if Charlie commited joining Jacksepticeye's dad, because I upload banger content 😂😂😂

[@evolicious]

I lived in SF for years, so do family and friends of mine. None of us have seen this shit problem. The real problem is the lack of services for the homelessness, which is making their numbers grow to a point where the city refuses to spend any money on them. Republicans have destroyed this city trying to take power here, and the dems are so corrupt that they can't even go through with the most basic and decent policies. The city government needs to be cleaned out and replaced with experienced professionals that are willing to spend money on things that don't generate money, or the city will drown in poverty and class war.

[@mariobadia4553]

@@evolicious okay I know that's a lie because San Francisco has its own s*** Squad because the problem with okay I know that's a lie because San Francisco has its own s*** Squad because the problem is so bad

[@koftespiess]

I got 6 cats but the litters get changed every day though. I knew someone who had a cat and just let the litter become so used it was practically sawdust. edit: Why am I even talking about this

[@ghlutton7971]

San Francisco really is ahead of the times, only a city overflowing in feces would have the need for such a map.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@williamortega5138]

@@MbitaChizi Too late

[@timmysleftnutsack5075]

Republicans love having a poop agenda in SF, but I’m from sf and it’s rlly not bad the way they paint it out to be 🤣🤣

[@speedyx3493]

@@timmysleftnutsack5075 I'm not from the US so correct me if I'm wrong, but I think this should be a Democrats' agenda, like the problem is homeless ppl and I feel like republicans don't really care bout them, it's more of a "look what have you done, we should have welfare so we can avoid this" kind of thing

[@stansman5461]

@@timmysleftnutsack5075 the fact that it exists to such an extent, or that people are doing drugs on the street, or living in tents isn't a republican talking point, it's a human talking point.

[@DaMoniable]

This would be hilarious if it werent so damn sad. If youre wondering why, this is literally because the great bay area treats homeless like shit. And theres a LOT of them. Because california will do literally fuck all for them, and any time someone comes in to try, some rich fuck buys up the building or land and cockblocks any attempt to make a homeless shelter. And the homeless are sick of it pretty much. Id say they dont give a shit anymore, but as you can see here, theres plenty for them to give.

[@TheZephyrsWind]

Yeah, it sucks how people treat homeless people as if they're not human. When my dad was hiking once, he met a homeless man named Randy in the forest. When I was growing up Randy was a better Uncle than any of my 13 uncles. Dad and I would go visit him often, and he'd keep in touch through a convenience store with employees who cared about him. When dad eventually died of cancer, I left a note with the employees, then drove back to the coast. Randy called me and I had to break the news. Hearing him cry was so painful, especially since he never showed pain or weakness. Those rich jerks are the ones who aren't human, if you ask me.

[@Jenna-in4br]

They're not exactly winning over people by doing this

[@alex-hc3sk]

​@@Jenna-in4br i dont think theyre trying to

[@ninjafrog6966]

@@Jenna-in4br they don’t exactly have a choice because homeless people aren’t even allowed to use public bathrooms

[@pokaay3163]

@@Jenna-in4br do homeless people have to “win us over” to get people to exercise common human decency for them?? The fuck?

[@TaylorTheHater]

You clearly have never lived in SF, dodging human feces is harder than trying to boycott air

[@gravy4708]

San Francisco is a lost cause.

[@sdfsdf2205]

Or the early morning zombie encounters, don't forget that.

[@TaylorTheHater]

@@sdfsdf2205 bro, I actually know exactly what you’re talking about. Getting off the muni and then get screamed at in a drunken rage at like 8am

[@user-10021]

So do yall put plastic bags around your shoes everyday? I mean if the risk is that high I would probably do that

[@大湊一道]

This man has the greatest community

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@juro7854]

This is the greatest community of All Time

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

Well deserving for the greatest man.

[@WhitePeopleAreAnnoying]

Cap

[@BoHorn]

@@WhitePeopleAreAnnoying big time

[@lightningshy5287]

To be fair, the city has an insane homeless population so it honestly makes too much sense that this exists.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t argue with little baby’s + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻

[@hbsharkman]

Mostly drug addicts, heroin makes you constipated so when it wears off comes like a river

[@gooeyboy706]

👆=🤓

[@nohs8776]

not surprising given that people who make less than $117,400 in San Francisco is considered low income

[@170Razor]

"San Francisco Poop UAV" I am actually dying

[@scazab6408]

Imagine walking through the city and seeing someone just taking a picture of poop laying on the street

[@williamquirion572]

As opposed to watching someone poop in the street.

[@BeretBay]

@@williamquirion572 It would be a win in my book.

[@Eldritch-1]

Imagine seeing the person taking the sht? them turds is angry!!!!

[@walkmanstudios9733]

can't wait for Seth Rogan to tell everyone "it's part of the culture" when they complain about shit streets.

[@redrickschuhart3836]

"I've stepped on many shits before, once I even got a bit of color on my shirt!"

[@richardbeaudangles2559]

You might fing a corn kernel in there that you can keep as a gift...

[@dustifilms]

Part of the culture of a country that leaves the ill to die, and consequently shit, on the streets.

[@dapril]

I haven't seen Charlie this happy in a while, glad that he enjoyed this

[@jonmanz181]

Love Charlie's reaction for looking at crappy photos and locating where ground zero takes place, it's like a child getting exactly what he wants under a Christmas tree

[@Honeybadger10110]

Excellent observation

[@audrey0554]

After looking through the map its alarming how many have footprints through them

[@zeening]

too many idiots on their phones not paying attention lol

[@PhoenixRiseinFlame]

Now that a poop map has been made, it’s now time to make a syringe map for San Francisco

[@joshua41175]

They said that last time this was brought up, it's been several years.

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Yes

[@brunomenezes9011]

And don't forget those blue plastic things they use to snort cocaine

[@mrclaydawg92]

🏆 best comment

[@vladimirputin3426]

there's no server in the whole world that could hold all the data from the tens of thousands of used needles

[@andreaa.2909]

As a person from the Bay Area, this is real! I always have the “oh shit” moments when I’m just casually walking home to school or strolling in downtown. There’s a huge number of homelessness and people will literally shit and piss anywhere. It’s been a problem for years. Natives can tell the difference what a human feces looks like from a dogs 😂

[@qtjjuan6677]

I don’t think they have any other choice but to shit on the street though, the mayor has said stuff banning homeless to use bathrooms or something

[@diggoryjaydark97]

"Hq this is hotel-6, we are taking to much heat here outside the tacobell, starting to take losses, theres to much to handel, we will hold out as long as the bleach keeps flowing, over" Last transmission from clean up unit 6

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@whoisanarnb]

This is so fucking sad D:

[@lancetheking7524]

This is golden

[@CrazyCritter1]

Here's to Charlie being the next poop meteorologist letting us know where shit goes down!

[@meepandteep]

Is that a triple pun?

[@trisaratops8785]

loving the puns

[@snackboxone364]

I’m gonna start wondering who made this. We must give him a medal

[@redavni1]

It was a woman

[@zekayman]

@@redavni1 Impossible

[@EvaOwnsAll]

I thought the city itself did, to help cue in city workers to clean it up...

[@Ohthats_tj]

@@zekayman lol thats what i thought

[@RealTalkAlexV]

Legend has it they won a Pulitzer peace price for this

[@obara7366]

Watching this felt like playing an Ace Attorney game and looking for obscure pieces of evidence while scouring every corner.

[@squidge8808]

It’s like the medieval era where the toilet was just your basement or the road

[@FancyRPGCanada]

The city won't build public bathrooms because they're worried people will "mess them up" or "do drugs", but they're just doing it on the streets anyways. Seriously, these big cities need to build THOUSANDS of public bathrooms.

[@RD-py9sv]

Yeah, there's a few groups that always kill off any attempt to create public toilets. They bring up people possibly doing drugs, setting up camp, and prostitution as reasons to vote against it. So instead, there are literally camping tents rigged together in encampments for as long as it takes for them to be shoo'd off somewhere else. Marin votes down any and all transit expansion projects to that county because it will "bring in the homeless." And maybe.... 30-40 years ago there was that dumbass in office who "fixed" the homeless problem in the city by gathering them up on buses and dropping them off in Oakland. Honestly, it's a hella expensive place to live. People who don't pull in high figures lose homes and businesses trying to keep up with rent until they have nothing left. The higher the inflation rates, the worse that map will be in any given year. It would probably crash your system if you looked it up during the lockdowns.

[@jacksonsparrow8865]

This is how disease ravaged Europe in the medieval times

[@accidentalgenius8252]

Well I mean back then there was no real hygiene like we know now. What is this excuse loolll

[@laki5717]

no it's not

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@laki5717 Yeah it is. What you think toilets and sewers were commonplace?

[@Ollybollyk]

@@revolverocelot1380 There were toilets and sewers, just not like we have them today. That doesn’t mean there weren’t still a ton of people that didn’t even use buckets.

[@revolverocelot1380]

@@Ollybollyk That's what I'm saying. It wasnt a commonplace thing. Europeans just let their shit go wherever.

[@mrgames__]

I just moved to the area and I can confirm this is actually pretty accurate for the most part

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻🦧🦧

[@Blank-lp4fz]

Watch Dogs 2 is unrealistic then 😤😤😤

[@kevindube7096]

🧐 Why would you ever move to Shit City unless.... you got a doodoo fetish? Not kink shaming but, do you do got a doodoo desire?

[@yimhere5146]

Christ these replies...

[@f3l7p4dssmoothgaming8]

Why tf would you move to commiefornia? What a bad decision

[@dakotadad8835]

The city pays people to track and clean poop, been going on for a while. Homelessness is a real problem there are city officials that get paid 6 figures to never solve the problem and get more each year

[@chromesthesia]

The solution is housing. There are more empty houses than there are homeless people. I hate it here.

[@goo_dragon]

@@chromesthesia The issue isn't housing, it's that homeless people want to stay homeless and enjoy their life of zero responsibility and drugs and alcohol, and California as a whole provides the perfect place for them to leech off of. When people do fall on hard times, they get back up fairly quickly. The vast majority of homeless are not those sweet poor angels down on their luck like we're always told. Talk to someone who runs a soup kitchen like I did, and it'll really open your eyes to things. Hell, the mayor of Aurora Colorado went undercover as a homeless person for a week to see how he could best understand the needs of them, and what he found is in line with what I've said unfortunately. It's genuinely heartwarming to see people show so much sympathy in times as shitty as we live in, but the depressing truth is we're being taken advantage of.

[@sylviabennan]

we have self-driving cars but not self-cleaning public restrooms that would help solve the poopy street problem. like even in japan they have super clean public restrooms with futuristic technology implemented (such as clear walls that turn opaque when it’s in use)

[@chadkordzikowski2833]

Charlie really figured out the youtube cheat code. He can do this forever and his videos will never not be funny. i love this channel and the community

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmeoo10109]

"I have a map of human shit around the city" what an amazing way to start the video

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

[@sleepdeprivationiscool]

4 in 1 bruh

[@sleepdeprivationiscool]

I stand corrected. It's 5 in 1

[@BigWoofer]

#7 trending in gaming is a very fitting achievement for such a discovery, incredible work!

[@SkittyDangerzne]

Now #3

[@sucyshi]

I moved out of SF just before the pandemic after five years there. I'm dead shocked that it took Charlie so long to learn about the SF shit map. It's like the last month of reports IIRC but yeah, I had to dodge fresh human urine and feces every day on my walk to work. I was also in an area with _less_ shit

[@FlyManChimera]

You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

[@maksolejarz]

Where? Downtown is gone but where I’m at I haven’t seen any since I moved in almost a year ago

[@hx5525]

Are there not enough public toilets or something?

[@davidk4860]

@@hx5525 drugged out homeless people and lack of laws and law enforcement.

[@hx5525]

@@davidk4860 Drugs a big problem over there?

[@killrcupcake2994]

1:07 "zoom in" sequence

[@lababot]

Found the first one. The doorway is actually boarded up now. Someone painted a pink bird on the board. It's two buildings down the street from that hair salon. 1568 Haight St.... you need to go back in time (an option on Street View) to Jun 2019 to see the features from the picture.

[@awetcigarette9521]

As a former resident I can confirm the unsightly amounts of shit in SF, the shit is what really brings us together as a community

[@Eldritch-1]

Shit? Thats sadly hilarious..... for me, I don't need a poop map. Seriously you guys really are the meth lab next door

[@ceejwars1832]

The most San Francisco thing I've ever seen; On my way to the Pride parade I came across a giant (had to be human) turd covered in rainbow glitter.

[@Eldritch-1]

Perfect encapsulation of the American experience... A huge stinky turd, covered in guady distracting glitter. be ashamed, be very fucking ashamed

[@iridescent28]

Little misfortune probably did it

[@theodorebear6714]

*Charlie is like Geralt of Rivia except for turds.* Normie- "Two scoopers? Why?" Charlie the turd tracker- "Most people don't know this but the parasites from dog turds can transfer to human turds. I have one scooper for dogs, tin, and another for men, steel."

[@arifhossain9751]

my favorite song. tin for dogs

[@grandaltis]

the fact that the shit radar is thing that exists within the confines of space-time proves we are in a timeline

[@kbxbrdr]

That makes zero sense

[@TheLastApostle]

Were always in a timeline in all circumstances. Think maybe you meant to say were in the worst timeline?

[@kbxbrdr]

@@TheLastApostle right

[@1_Solitude_1]

THIS timeline has flaming hot cool ranch !!!

[@grandaltis]

@@TheLastApostle we live in a T I M E L I N E

[@brianpaul271]

"Zoom in" Charlie sees the Quantum Realm "Click the URL" Charlie sees the Multiverse

[@morebruhmoments3583]

Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu

[@skidthescoutmain3753]

your goddamn right

[@MMLCGG]

@Don't click profile photo ok I won’t… wait

[@nspectorr]

I found this comment funny. My last brain cell. It's... Dying...

[@alphabet_god1175]

He’s speaking facts

[@volshebnik8976]

*I MAKE SOOOOO AWESOME CONTENT* .

[@rollerskdude]

I can imagine home garden owners going around with bags using this website and getting a hold of a lot of fertilizer.

[@saten257]

The real man's Pokemon Go

[@a.maus.2615]

Genuine question, why would anyone pay thousands of dollars a month to live in this place?

[@trevormcclever9158]

Blue run states and cities are cesspools. homeless folks shit and syringes fill the sidewalks, that wonderful left wing policy at work. 😂

[@idontknowleavemealoneplease]

They heard Summertime by Janis Joplin and vibed out a little too hard.

[@maksolejarz]

I go to school here lol

[@Justin-fd7tg]

It used to be a very pretty city, and there was job opportunities. Now if you walk down the street you’ll see drug addicts taking shits and jacking off in broad daylight. It’s actually fucking insane

[@therevolutionwillnotbeyoutubed]

Same can be said about NYC.

[@roberthopwood3758]

Glad to see they are keeping a log.

[@captain_britain]

Nice

[@ryzikx]

a log for logs

[@jumokeogunsola9549]

sad how america's major cities really don't give a shit about the homeless. there's efforts, but overall its lack of political significance perpetuates the low access to housing and proper plumbing. and now we have shit maps

[@lunchtime_mmmmmmm]

maybe the cities don't give a shit, but the homeless definetly do

[@jumokeogunsola9549]

@@lunchtime_mmmmmmm upvote

[@chicoblanco4215]

If only they still made episodes of Monk... He'd be loosing his mind

[@Wafflelywaffles]

Can't wait for Charlie to come out with his own Where's Waldo book where you try to find the shit in the city

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@teenFPS]

This is like finding all the korok seeds in BOTW, if you collect them all you get the golden shit.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I don’t care + this u 🤓🤓👶🏽👶🏽👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻🦧🦧

[@yimhere5146]

@@forgivezharion6989 counter ratio

[@deadlan2424]

Lmao true

[@LoverIsaDayy]

There is no BOTW 2 🤨

[@cupidwxings]

@@LoverIsaDayy will be next year if it's not canceled again

[@hamstickbone]

Charlie’s said some funny things, but “San Francisco Poop UAV” is really up there

[@mtlewis973]

“clinton park is a lost cause” got me

[@MazrimTaim]

Poo-AV

[@benjalopezbustos6724]

"Forget about the green mile, try walking the brown Mile"!

[@CraftySeaPickle]

@YeaMan who's paige

[@scrunchgumpgins4711]

@@CraftySeaPickle Paige nuts

[@seth-nico]

Shit can be green so anything goes

[@chriswhite3692]

We are now able to inventory and monitor human shit within the apocalyptic ruins of San Fransisco. *Has technology gone too far?*

[@dustinnabil798]

Not yet, we need to make it 3d ala google street.

[@FlyManChimera]

You do realize the majority of this is animal feces right and we just like keeping contaminates off the streets, maybe NYC should try it out.

[@jionmionskwisgaar1476]

In the wrong places. Still waiting for faster deliveries

[@Alipalihumi]

Charlie finding this 6 months later and now venturing to the site, dear lord you have another video to make its EXPLODED (literally)

[@Kev111-c3h]

I absolutely love Charlie's reaction when he finds out that something which sounds so insanely stupid is actually true.

[@JayTheOtt]

I'd like to imagine EDP445 is the sole person behind the poop map, he's not only the one mapping the shit, but he also leaves some behind too. Maybe tries hiding a few like an easter egg hunt, but instead of chocolate it's just his colon cream.

[@HamSammichOG]

You know it's bad when you have a Floridian making fun of how much shit is in that city's streets

[@Barndollar98]

We do not have shit in the streets of Florida lmao. Even in bad areas. The homeless population is extremely low here

[@FTChomp9980]

Florida is more clean because we got Alligators over here,Meanwhile California is just disgusting.

[@malikturner187]

@@FTChomp9980 Alligators eat 💩? 🤣

[@gaspachoo5046]

@@malikturner187 no, they eat the homeless people.

[@dantethedorito9748]

Yes.

[@zerrierslizer1]

Charlie is one of those people that is so trustworthy that we all just click on his videos naturally without the need for clickbait. now THAT is what a Sigma, Alpha AND Omega KZbinr does! like, legit. who the fuck needs clickbait when your known for honesty to such a degree that everyone just sees the username and clicks on the video on their own.

[@a.rrosoir316]

fuck alpha male, charlie is a full release male

[@Amutsuri]

Damn, good thing that map exists, stepping in that is gonna be a shitty situation

[@ToxicFruitSnack]

Yes

[@MrTowelsplug]

As someone who has walked hours in this city looking for a toilet, only to drop trou and dump one; this is legit.

[@polarcat0156]

Chad activities

[@superghost6]

How can a city have hours of no toilets??

[@EyeOfArcadia]

@@superghost6 that's most american cities. Businesses won't have public restrooms, or will have specific rules to allow you in

[@m4nman]

@@superghost6 especially *because* of the homeless population they'll restrict public bathrooms. logic is "if no shitter, homeless will get house" we can see how that's worked out

[@bustedknuckles6051]

@@EyeOfArcadia no way. Only in democratic run crime and homeless infested cities. Either way better than Europe where you have to pay to use the bathroom almost anywhere. Even in the subway, I watched a guy pee on a train in Paris late at night because there were no restrooms open in the section we were in.

[@D00M3R-SK8]

I hadn't seen you in a week or two, it's cool to see one of your vids and see the room gradually taking shape. Love your card Displays. I had thought you just still had the Pokemon one out from when you showed us it, but glad it finally is properly displayed.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name tho😑

[@Folfah]

@@MbitaChizi bot handler no one falls for this why try

[@d-rock4960]

I like how this video is ranked #4 for gaming

[@Ash-so7es]

The mystery poop was taken at 1568 Haight, used to be an old Irish bar that shut down a while ago. You can't see the doors on the most recent google maps frame but if you go back to 2014-ish you can see the squares on the sides of the doors and the same lock/door combo

[@cameronleslie9501]

These videos are one of the only things that help when I'm depressed, thanks Charlie for making my day better. You're the best.

[@Jakeeeeeeeeeeee]

Me too

[@Folfah]

Smh. Maybe get a life?

[@deepsee3779]

@caniborrow20dollars says the one that replied three times

[@loop5312]

I also enjoy watching Charlie search for shit on the streets

[@ellecimz6618]

It's like hanging out with a buddy and watching stupid stuff on KZbin 😁

[@Tongys]

This seems like a concept Netflix would make a mystery/crime show out of where a detective goes around and tries to figure out where the poop was and who did it. Just another lead role that Charlie could star in

[@GiovanniAle]

Let me tell you about American Vandal

[@Aaron-zt5ee]

@@GiovanniAle that was my first thought.

[@iixomanowarii5738]

Me and my friend went around my town looking for dog poop to put on sidewalks and cover in leaves and debris so people would step on it when we were kids😭

[@KadBaine]

Devious 💀💀💀

[@zeepbangers6349]

Charlie: Streamer by day, Poop Detective by night.

[@factsgod968]

Stream Young Loud.

[@shatteredreality1104]

Shit Sherlock

[@JoshuaTheBird]

Read about this epidemic specifically in SF. This is a result of the extreme gentrification San Francisco is facing. Housing become unaffordable, people become homeless, the new residences and business owners don't like the homeless, business owners don't allow use of bathrooms to the homeless, the homeless turn the city into its toilet.

[@Sprite_525]

*Dad* : “Hey son, what show are ya watchin?” *Me* : “Oh uh… a _nature show_ ? A Nature show..”

[@dirkdiggler694U]

Why did Charlie make the same exact sound that characters in a RPG make when they take a hit of damage? Lol 3:00

[@st1nkery]

The amount of mountain piles of shits are indescribably terrifying and disgusting, and interesting all at once.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name 😑

[@volshebnik8976]

*I MAKE AWESOME CONTENT!* only me👑 :n

[@Eldritch-1]

It's literally the mental image everybody not American gets in their head when someone brings up the US.

[@Freddie7191]

10,000 bc: Mesopotamia invented civilization and the wheel. 2,022 ad: Poop maps

[@ea_naseer]

we are evolving but backwards

[@k.g.b.2160]

As someone who lives in San Francisco I can tell you that all of us use this on a daily basis.

[@dominicwhite8710]

Why do you guys need a map tho like can you not see it directly in front of you

[@Robo-xk4jm]

@@dominicwhite8710 better to plan your trip out, maybe 1 block away has 50 lbs less feces then the normal route

[@k.g.b.2160]

@@Robo-xk4jm This guy gets it

[@Eldritch-1]

And I think that sums up America pretty good.... that you neede a ppop mao to just get around in a nation buried in shit

[@Raining_Potatoes]

Bruh I can't even imagine living like that 💀

[@slickrick8985]

me updating the map as I poop on sidewalk

[@scolhs]

I like how Charlie slowly gets deeper and deeper and deeper into the map with every suggestion from chat

[@ImJustJonnY.]

This is true information we all need to know any other real world issue can’t possibly have any more importance than this.

[@forgivezharion6989]

Ratio + yb better + I didn’t ask + this u 🤓🤓👨🏼‍💻👨🏼‍💻👶🏽👨🏼‍💻

[@infinitetear886]

I'm a proud contributior of the San Francisco poop map and it's updated hourly

[@sebastjankosec]

Wait do you contribute by like marking the poop or leaving it there ?

[@brandonmiller9155]

“Just open your eyes” Charlie.. you don’t understand.. there’s so much..