Youtube's Greatest Mystery

[@basedokadaizo]

"'i'm literally shitting right now'. ... how does that help in the investigation, man." 20 seconds in and i know it'll be a classic

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

Nice pfp bro

[@burnedpizzacrust1199]

@@ronaldomendoza7578 who is it?

[@ronaldomendoza7578]

@@burnedpizzacrust1199 Okada Izou from Fate Grand Order, based on the real guy but anime

[@faun7179]

20 seconds in and I know it’s a video I’ll be coming back to over and over again you know.

[@kurubyy]

@@ronaldomendoza7578 Hi fellow mendoza

[@lilithblackheart4525]

"It's like Death Note, but if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants" One of my new favorite Charlie quotes lol

[@4ltrs573]

Timestamp?

[@St-ef9ru]

@@4ltrs573 11:29

[@wesleyt2607]

lmfao it's 6 am wtf charlie I lol

[@Imperial2xx]

This video really did feel like an episode of Death Nothe tho lmao

[@f1urps]

More like.. The Dump Note

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

When they said Justin Whang was in on this investigation, I knew just how serious things must be getting. That dude is literally the go to man for the story behind poppy pics on the internet.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑.

[@DubYuhGChoppa]

@Kgfhsfmhfs333 They delete your reply but leave the bots..

[@vulpesinculta3478]

@@DubYuhGChoppa youtube kinda cringe tbh

[@Folfah]

@@DubYuhGChoppa yt is so trash

[@lamentoffalsefacade2.064]

@@MbitaChizi oil oil ñkññ

[@EpicPrawn]

Charlie with the SF poop map: "I don't think I can just show actual pieces of poop on stream" Charlie in the very next video: shows what is very plausibly an actual piece of poop on stream

[@andym5280]

Alleged piece of poop so it's innocent until proven guilty, therefore not foul play

[@jad7932]

Very plausible? It is shit hahahha

[@cyberpunk-2O77]

Innocent until proven filthy

[@maheshseetaram1654]

@@cyberpunk-2O77 fucking best reply ive ever read in a comment section

[@DoctorX17]

@@cyberpunk-2O77 I wish I could give you a medal for this

[@rememberpickles]

"The thing that throws me off is it has little chunks in it." That doesn't throw me off; it's just one more thing kababs and poo have in common. Those little chunks propel me further down the rabbit hole. Theology, cosmology, pshaw-this pic is truly the greatest mystery.

[@adamwest8711]

I think it looks like someone got a load of doner kebab and mushed it into a poop shape.

[@TheCoin100]

It's the color difference that really strikes me. The object is light brown from the left corner till about three quarters in, and then turns into a distinctly darker brown. None of the food around it changes color in a similar manner, so it cannot be lighting. And I have to say, I have had had shits where they show exactly this dual-color pattern. That, taken together with the cracks, the shape and might I add the glossiness, makes it hard to conclude that this is anything other than a turd.

[@urmom-vm7jt]

RIGHT ITS LITERALLY CACA

[@Loudpax9]

Please be quiet

[@tominieminen66]

Why do people look at shits? xD

[@TheCoin100]

​@@Loudpax9 Are you telling me to shut my trap hole

[@Haywood_Jablowmi420]

It’s a gag turd. Also you wouldn’t even be able to close the box entirely without having to slightly move the “kabob” out of the way.

[@carlosr1176]

Documenting serious amount of time and effort for the silliest things is what makes people and the internet great. The corporatization of content gets stale but this kind of stuff as silly as it is feels genuine and sometimes is very interesting and entertaining.

[@shards0fwords]

Absolutely agree! I’d caught the beginning of this vid yesterday when I accidentally skipped away from a live stream I was watching. I went back to the live stream once I got my hands and phone cleaned off. Just watched this vid and totally appreciate this guys dedication to finding out the truth behind the pic(no pun intended)

[@walkerlocker6126]

Imagine taking a shit in your take away box for a prank, and sometime later a stranger on KZbin is presenting your masterpiece to gastroenterologists and kebab experts, trying to break it like the Davinci Code

[@wildeofthewest]

Charlie: “There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box” EDP: “You underestimate my power”

[@GriffinZambia]

Dont read My Name😑.

[@WalnutAnimations]

Imposter you are

[@malikbaraki4630]

@@GriffinZambia WOW 🤩 So original!!

[@laurazaragoza951]

@@WalnutAnimations wait master yoda what are u doing here

[@R1tualistic_]

@@malikbaraki4630 bro actually click on it, it’s just a dude playing a guitar

[@Spitfire__1944]

"I'm literally shitting right now" They have such a way with words

[@trevorvertt]

I was on the live for this & it was hilarious. Truly a once in a lifetime opportunity on twitch.

[@Spitfire__1944]

@@trevorvertt honestly It's something I would say being the shitposter I am

[@Zorisura]

Funny thing is, I'm shitting too right now as I read your comment.

[@zilo9735]

“There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable is a box.” You’d be surprised to how many people can land their shit perfectly

[@exorchili7121]

@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 🤓

[@zilo9735]

Don’t ask

[@zilo9735]

@@--.._ people shitting from rooftops onto cars mostly

[@Sanker1]

@Don't read profile photo bot

[@exorchili7121]

ok one 🤓 bot is gone

[@JonYugen]

I've actually had to pick up someone's shit out of the public toilet at where I work because it wouldn't flush. It looked EXACTLY like that, one of the cleanest and longest peices of shit I've ever seen. One day I hope to meet this man..

[@alexander33411]

dear lord

[@blackoutgenez]

WHY

[@gavinvanvalkenburg8210]

Do you think it could be a Serial Shitter?

[@bladeplayzyt2078]

did you pick it up... with bare hands?

[@JonYugen]

@@bladeplayzyt2078 Of course not lol. I had layers of gloves and paper towels

[@bardenhick2121]

The mystery meat is such a paradox in and of itself that the reveal of its truth would likely tear the very fabric of the universe

[@Sanker1]

@Don't read profile photo bot

[@Bread4l1fe]

It is shit bc my culture makes kabobs regularly and when you make it it has like finger groves bc thats how you make it

[@Shemsy.C]

holy fucking shit so many goddamn bots

[@yourmomscomment]

How u discover wat it is n boom its no longer mystery meat

[@krypticheart]

😂

[@DreamhopMusic]

Not the mystery we wanted solved, but the mystery we NEEDED solved

[@desters8737]

this is about to blow up lmao

[@Sanker1]

Bots

[@muhammadHassan-kj1jy]

Love ur channel

[@officertrevorphilips9561]

@YeaMan That’s cool and all, but I rather find the person who asked.

[@kboltiz]

Dreamhop! surprising to see you here, I just wanted you to know.... big fan :)

[@bradheldmann9323]

This straight looks like a turd that could be used on the Bristol stool chart. The change in color 1/5th way down the stool is also convincing, due to if stool stays in the rectal vaults for long periods of time you can get this darkened discoloration. That darkened area also looks more desiccated which is pathognomonic of type 3 stool. I truly hope it is kebab, but I would be surprised. 10/10 would recommend this controversy to strangers.

[@airysquared]

I didn’t think I’d learn a new word (“pathognomonic”) on a video like this.

[@justsimon7388]

@@airysquared unfortunately it is used in a wrong way :(

[@airysquared]

@@justsimon7388 Oops lmao

[@scubasandwich3644]

I agree. I'm team shit. The shop owners themselves agreed. And Lee is paranoid.

[@Lkymn]

Thank you for the insight Mr. Scatologist.

[@TheRealVergo]

Did you notice that the poop is two-toned? It’s like 80% a light brown on the left and 20% dark brown on the right. I’ve had poops like this, never eaten meat like that. I’m convinced it is in fact a turd.

[@alext6933]

This is reasonable. Many people have said this although I'm still not convinced one way or the other.

[@Wubsy96]

As a foodie, here's my take: Real kebabs have visible 'finger marks' where the person would have wrapped the meat around the rotisserie spit. Additionally, it appears to be barely cooked; kebabs are brown but not THAT brown. Real kebabs are firm, have char marks, have variation in coloring due to the addition of spices and whatnot, and sometimes have a bit of a greasy look to it. The log looks abnormally thick, dry, basic/bland in appearance and soft to be kebab. Also, look at how the right end droops into the box. I will say the indent in the middle is throwing me off a little bit. Conclusion, it's either real poop, fake poop or worse a vegan kebab.

[@HairyJuan]

I was thinking it was either a vegan kebab or fake poop, it looks too dry and plastic to be real poop.

[@Daniel-rg5kb]

I love how it's either an entire shit, or just vegan food 😂😭😭

[@adamwest8711]

You have clearly never eaten a UK doner kebab. This stuff has never seen the touch of man. It is like a gigantic toilet roll that arrives from a factory and is stuck on a spit and cooks vertically as it turns. It never really cooks, it just gets warm and greasy. The kebab shop owners don’t even touch it. They usually use a very sharp of electric knife and slice it straight into a tray. It’s very malleable stuff and I reckon someone took a load of doner kebab meat and squished it into poop shape.

[@TheHipisterDeer]

Pretty sure a Turkish kebab house wouldn't have pooped on that.... Plus that poop is too massive to be fake or real.... It's just a poorly made kebab.

[@theunease5541]

I literally tried to recreate a kebab that looks like poop and they look like poop but are still clearly obviously kebabs imo. I posted it in wubby's subreddit if you are curious enough.

[@bakerXderek]

Had no idea this video was gonna have me laughing this hard.

[@katze2176]

its gold

[@TchSktch]

You must be new to Charlie videos then

[@zeepsjob]

Same dude

[@yoMXTT]

my fuckin boi. CHEEEAAAAHHHH

[@pleasedontwatchthese9593]

They should have hired you as the poop expert for how much you have seen in San Bernardino

[@puzzLEGO]

now all we need to do is find a gag poop produced that is identical in shape to the one in the photo

[@gasfasdf9374]

Puzzlelego? what a chad, just finished building your puzzle box lol

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

@PuzzLEGO you have a mission now you can most definitely build your KZbin channel up using the search for it too

[@DeadPixel1105]

0:37 the dramatic, low "boom" sound effect when the shit/kabab appears on-screen killed me 😂

[@idhunepijl1404]

Chatter “Im literally shitting right now” Charlie: “How does that help in the investigation man?!” 😂😂😂

[@Sanker1]

@𝕀 𝕝𝕠𝕧𝕖 𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕤 bot

[@punu3675]

whats with these bots youtube?

[@NippyNep]

@@punu3675 new here?

[@vichuvishwa8141]

Just taking a shit myself. It helps with the immersive experience while watching this video.

[@huntinghighandlow8703]

Yo same

[@bredan8084]

If Charlie watches enough of youtube deep dive videos, he can actually become a real life Sherlock Holmes. The hours of watching must equate to an entire degree of that.

[@R.MaxumOff]

↖️👀What a creepy content is here guys😱😱😱

[@Eldritch-1]

Like a fecal freak Sherlock Holmes

[@Siiopilon99]

@@Volshebnik1 no

[@AprilBytheBay]

I would say that I have seen too much on KZbin, I have been watching it since it’s inception through my older sister finding it. I am not a Sherlock Holmes, I am just depressed and have so many memes bumping into eachother

[@davidolofsson5231]

Jesus lookin' Sherlock holmes then.

[@theprinceofthorns1762]

The fact that he brang in a poop expert to look at the picture and conclude: Yes, this indeed might be poop. Is the funniest shit I’ve seen today.

[@EmyN]

No pun intended

[@laeamminlakana-matt5692]

brought. Brang reads like a knife sliding on a plate

[@theanonymouscommenter976]

Brang

[@EnderDBD]

"There is no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box" EDP: Hold my cupcake

[@cyber1ifeconnor]

I honestly worry for charlies health jesus

[@captainngoose]

This is a plagiarized comment lol

[@tayzonday]

It is absolutely not Chocolate Rain.

[@ValawynV]

Well, you *are* the expert, so I'm obligated to take your word for it.

[@someonelikeable616]

Oh my god its actually you?

[@WayStedYou]

Its chocolate thunder.

[@damjanp7920]

hey, you're the guy from that south park episode

[@SPELTMUSIC]

holy shit i did not see this comment coming

[@305backup]

"It's like Death Note.. but if Light was shitting" This is one of the greatest quotes of modern history.

[@LordHonkInc]

I've heard Charlie referred to as "the person who can say the weirdest stuff in the most casual of ways" and I think that's just one more example of that

[@Gambsmoore]

I believe the most likely reason Lee deleted the image is because he took the picture as a joke, it was a gag poop, and he had completely forgotten about it, then when he heard someone was trying to figure out who he was, he's just some regular dude that doesn't want the fuss, so he deleted it because it doesn't matter to him. It's the least exciting answer, so it's probably the most likely.

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

Every gastroenterologist I've ever known would definitely be on board for proving if this is or isn't poop for the memes

[@EvelynnEleonore]

It's simple. It's the entity that crossexists between "The world's most perfectly shat across a salad turd" and "the world's shittiest kebab"

[@KHA0T1X]

@@Instabruh.User.. you're a nobody.

[@beadsbyamy]

@@Instabruh.User.. reported

[@erenturk7121]

As a Turkish person who’s spent most of my dinners with various kebabs, there’s no way any kebab would have a thick cylindrical shape that size unless it was “kokoreç” (sheeps intestines) which I really doubt. It could also potentially be “köfte” however koft are much smaller in size and have clear grill markings around them. Also almost every kebab like that is cooked straight on a rod so it would be odd for it to just completely slump on one side, therefore, what we are looking at is an impressive turd

[@H0n3yMonstah]

As a Brit who's consumed a lot of doners after a night out here in the UK, I've never had doner meat served in that way. It's always shaved off the rotisserie. And I agree, it's not a kofta. It's definitely a box of crap.

[@ms_0317]

@@H0n3yMonstah kebab in this case is not doner kebab. It’s shish kebabs which are meat on a skewer grilled over charcoal completely different from doner kebab

[@damjanp7920]

@@H0n3yMonstah exactly. Every kebab I ever had (I tried them in Croatia, Serbia, Spain and Italy) had meat in the shape of thin leaves shaved off a large chunk (several kilos) of meat on a rotisserie. Never in my life have I seen or heard of a kebab as a fat log-like chunk of meat. Also if you look at the creases in the "mystery meat"... shit has creases that look just like that

[@damjanp7920]

@@ms_0317 tried those, they are usually hard and cannot bend naturally after being cooked while the one in the pic clearly bends downwards in the right third of it. So it's clearly mushy/soft, undercooked meat is never that brown so idk how it would be soft enough to just bend to adjust to the surface undearneath it. Also if you look at the last third of the "kebab" the colour is darker, kinda like a dude hadn't shat in a few days and had his shit from two separate meals squeeze together into one (hence the different colours)

[@shebeefingonmystroganoff]

even if it was the right sized kofta with no grill marks and not on a skewer, koftas don't have that type of discolouration bc it's just mince, so the color is uniform throughout even if there's spices etc. like could you possibly get the creases w the mince? yes but not to THAT level of detail and variation unless you sat there and maybe hand sculpted every crease on the kofta

[@donnathelightningbug]

"What's my cut" is the most Blackpool thing imaginable.

[@IlCapitanoZ]

Truly wouldn't expect anything less

[@meleechicken]

@@IlCapitanoZ nice pfp

[@IlCapitanoZ]

@@meleechicken 🐐 piece

[@mindstormgaming]

Holy shit, I know that Lewis. I went to school with him. Literally had to check my friend's list to make sure it was the same guy.

[@justmordecai]

Was he as big of a bell end back then as he is now?

[@longdongmc.johnson]

and.. he is lieing?

[@Enso.]

If I had a nickel every time the past 24 hours where Charlie says “The 5 stages of denial” and implies that “grief” is one of the stages, instead of vice versa, I’d have two nickels Which isn’t that many but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@laurenk8617]

I love that reference 😂

[@Mr.Bimgus]

If I had a nickel for every time someone made this reference, I'd have a hell of a lot more then two nickels. Which is a lot, and it's weird that it keeps happening.

[@cmja09]

It's like people saying should of instead of should've.

[@mikuenjoyerXD]

@@cmja09 should've = should have. It's not the same thing

[@cmja09]

??? i know. that's why i was comparing it to the original comment

[@WAVE0025]

Justin Whang is in the case, and now even Charlie, the man who solved the Jack The Ripper case, is in on it too, that just shows you just how serious this mystery is, to shit or not to shit? That is the question

[@100gecsrbetterthangod5]

Charlies reasoning for it not being poop is extremely weak. "Nobody could poop so perfectly in a box!" Dude... Let me introduce you to the unending horror that is scat pr0n.

[@BrokenCDprodux]

Please don't.

[@100gecsrbetterthangod5]

I 100% think it is poo especially since the restaurant said they thought it was a troll post. Some friggin goon has famous poop right now lmao

[@305backup]

@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 literally lmao. I've taken some keepers like that before.

[@224ryan]

@@100gecsrbetterthangod5 I mean, if a Gastrologist says that it is most likely a poorly made kebab than I would take his opinion. The restaurant owner also seem to think that it wasn't likely to be poo.

[@Gwyn1stborn]

Nah im good

[@teddys5775]

Ok here's my theory: This is dog poop. As someone who worked at a vet clinic for several years and had to clean up and EVALUATE dog poop every day, this looks very much like dog poop. The one end has a couple inches of a darker color than the rest, the folds it has throughout, and the mysterious lumps as well all look really typical. Not to mention just the overall cylindrical shape and lack of obvious fibrous tissue that would generally be in ground meat? I know that you can also have meat paste that looks more uniform but somehow this doesn't fit either profile. I would also think that it would be much easier to harvest a dog turd for this photo than from a human because you could just pick one up off the grass. If this is gag poop, I must say I'm impressed because they went to a lot of trouble to add the finer details.

[@mikeyhuddleston4375]

Alrighty something I think we overlooked here: That’s a big piece of “whatever”, but there’s nothing on the top of the lid. If that was closed it would be smooshing it. I vote poop, because if all that was brought home in a take-out container, there would be juice or something on the top lid.

[@haywood5621]

Besides the fact that is if was shit it would literally smear all over the top lid

[@gracejordan110]

@@haywood5621 only if they closed it after but I’m thinking the pic was taken after it was dropped fresh

[@mcbamm5683]

You don’t get kebabs like that in the UK. It is traditionally sheared meat from a spit, google UK Doner Kebab. That was human shit.

[@pirilon78]

@@haywood5621 the point is that they dumped it fresh

[@billybandit]

Yep, the go-to kebab is doner (shavings), if it was a shish kebab it'd either be chunks of meat with charred pepper/onion or a much more uniformly shaped minced mea kebab, and it wouldn't be smooth like that photo. This is either a real dump or a really convincing toy turd - the darker section on the right shows exceptional attention to detail if it is fake

[@friedgengarz]

"It's not just the poop, it's the mystery *behind* the poop." - Dennis Reynolds

[@Digitalhunny]

That business is gonna sue for "Deification of Character" now, eh!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@excuseme2770]

YESDS I WAS LOOKING FOR DOMEONE TO MENTIKN IT

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

After solving Jack the ripper and D.B. Cooper, Charlie tackles his greatest mystery yet

[@ExhaustedSix95]

As a firefighter I have shit in the woods many times, and it is highly possible for a fresh dry log to look exactly like that

[@Iluvpie6]

Maybe I’m just uninitiated, but why do firefighters shit in the woods?

[@lax4359]

@@Iluvpie6 we dont ask these questions we just go with the flow

[@Avius94]

I'm team shit. And I firmly believe that Lee R decided to just shit on a Kebab for a hate review of the restaurant.

[@Griffi-ee5mn]

I'm also a Shitter. The grooves, color change and the piece of corn (bottom left) is what gives it away.

[@kubaduce]

Yeah, and I think when he got the messages on insta he got scared and deleted the reveiw

[@DarkBlackwing]

@@Instabruh.User.. and you're gone

[@zaria8836]

yeah

[@NerzJansch2]

little tidbit about this, the picture is a lot older than the review. First time i saw it was around 2013-14

[@weirdkd54]

Wubby: "I'm nervous no one will like the video I took two years to make" Everyone: "turd kebab will consume my life"

[@leslie7922]

Funny how the gastro expert laughs at poo even though he sees it daily at work.

[@MbitaChizi]

Dont read my name!😑.

[@RaphDeGrate]

It had to be funny how it was presentated so dramatically

[@WayStedYou]

I think the sheer hilarity of seeing the glistening turd upon a kebab.

[@galaxyaj4256]

@@MbitaChizi k

[@thepalelady]

I'm no poop expert(please believe me), but could it have been that the person took a shit on a piece of paper, or card(possibly coated with non-stick oil to prevent sticking and stuff), and then proceeded to place it on the PETA? I agree with Charlie's point on it being impossible to get that perfect placement, but the poop could have very easily been collected in a controlled environment(like the one I mentioned above) and then manually placed on the Peta as a (very disgusting) gag image. Again, please I'm no expert on poop or its textures, so I'd like some validation on my theory. Thanks!

[@p3wter0l0l3]

Thank you poop expert

[@xanderkai6353]

it’s suspicious that you keep saying you’re not a poop expert. i’m starting to think you’re a poop expert

[@timotygaming6918]

I really don’t know man why would someone go to that much effort right. And if they did there has to be a motive.

[@Generic-usernam3]

Agree with the above comments. Feeling like you’re trying way to hard to cover up the point that you are, in fact, a poop expert.

[@PoopSockJohnson]

Sounds like something a poop expert would say

[@xCloud203]

KZbins greatest mystery is why JCS was pretty much "canceled". Dude made excellent videos, and all of a sudden he's blacklisted.

[@gilou275]

Yeah that's a shame JCS channel was very very good indeed.

[@xCloud203]

@@gilou275 agreed 100x

[@mastertubbily1812]

Who’s JCS?

[@cringeproof100]

@@mastertubbily1812 he did videos on criminal interrogations and analyzed them, interesting stuff and there are a lot of channels that do similar content that were inspired by him

[@mastertubbily1812]

@@cringeproof100 ah, thanks

[@Cam_Cam_Cam_Cam]

Charlie's previous video: Hang on guys I'm not gonna show you all shit but I'm going to look at it myself, there's no way that's okay to show everyone This entire video:

[@amitgorai4314]

Well it's a mystery

[@careyou4781]

“no youtube, it’s a kebab I swear”

[@kidnamedfinger3958]

I love his style of journalism it really keeps you interested

[@nategwright]

How many times has Charlie called it the “5 stages of denial” instead of “grief” because I’ve heard him say that a few times now.

[@anthonydaniels8739]

As somewhat of a Kabab connoisseur from the middle east, I have never seen Kabab look like that in my entire life. It's simply impossible for ground meat Kabab to come out with grooves and dual colors. If someone managed to make a Kabab like that one, you might as well call it shit.

[@nathanpitek3177]

Lee was probably worried about crazy internet people spamming him for the rest of time once this video came out

[@noktasifir3725]

You can literally see the right side being drier than the left side, because it came out right side first. The left side was more moist because it was further away from the exit, it probably started with a struggle to get it out. Then, it came out nice and smooth after the dry part was out.

[@pengabob]

Poop Expert: its a kebab. Kebab Expert: it's poop. Schrodinger's PooKebab is very accurate.

[@ReizokoRyu]

That is absolutely shit. As an MD I can confirmed that this is nothing more and nothing less than an ENORMOUS shit. Notice the darker end? This was a shit that had been brewing for a while. It is darker because it had been inside for longer and contains less moisture than the rest of the log of shit

[@WayStedYou]

I am team turd. Or a fake gag turd placed on top

[@Ali-lm7uw]

But if it's poop then the turd should have the same breath, but it's wide at one end and narrow at the other

[@ReizokoRyu]

@@Ali-lm7uw Understandable, but consider this ; If one is in a hurry or constipated, the squeezing action of the rectum will in turn meld the shit into a thinner taper until it escapes, or breaks from rigidity.

[@xordell1622]

“It’s like Death Note, except if Light was shitting at kebab restaurants, I guess.” 👨‍🍳👄👌

[@JRBX-09]

We're so used to moist being serious to the point of him laughing is either a blessing or a curse.

[@Patrick_Archibald]

I love that the train of thought was specifically gastroenterologist AND THEN the kabab expert and not the other way around

[@shimsham8887]

I thought Charlie was doing a bit at first, but now I'm genuinely confused how someone WOULDN'T think that's shit 🤢🤢

[@jonathanpilcher337]

Yea that 100% ain't no kebab nor meat in general, at least towards the end he did start to opt for gag poo, which I think is far more likely than real poo based on how presentable the thing is

[@jacobsellars7896]

@@jonathanpilcher337 this looks exactly like every shit I have ever taken

[@trequor]

@@jacobsellars7896 pics?

[@louie2747]

It's got that dry part at the beginning and smooth part on the end. Definitely shit.

[@jennyneon]

"That would be like the actual cleanest shit imaginable." *Oh boy,* if you've ever seen how my life went these past 7 years, you would see no difference between this & my life.

[@Lanoman123]

@Gabriel Gledhill you don’t???

[@dimentio9833]

@@Lanoman123 I do

[@hyboirds1536]

"There's no way someone took a shit that presentable"... oh Charles, how surprisingly innocent you are for your position in the world. Someone can absolutly drop a picturesque turd like that. I'm actually a bit surprised stuff like this isn't more common. Many times in my unfortunate life have I seen a single, long, perfect turd laid out like a staged piece of art. But this picture is pretty hard to nail down, it could definitly be a kebab.

[@va5780]

Never have I ever seen in my life meat in any form to look so bad. It's either a well made gag poop or our man just took a dump

[@daddymememaster5432]

You really said all that just to backpedal lol

[@I-dont-reply]

They’ve obviously never shitted thru a cookie cutter

[@xanderkai6353]

it’s 100% not kebab. whether its poop or fake poop, that is real the question imo

[@ninjafrog6966]

I mean EDP did it

[@Chase.h.hillenberg]

Why did I just now find this💀

[@stevie7214]

“There’s no way took that presentable off a shit to put in a box” I could 100% take a shit in my toilet on literally ANY day of the week; and if I pulled it out of the toilet and stuck it in a box, it would look JUST like that 😂

[@basementuncle6708]

Brag?

[@imjustagirl]

Exactly!!

[@ricowilson]

Penguinz definitely has a 32gb flash drive inside his head filled with random jokes

[@vindovilles3419]

Right? Imagine being so unironically funny

[@mtlewis973]

… do you not know what being funny is?

[@kiankanzi8109]

as a Persian the way I've always made and ate kebab was by using a meat skewer and the thing is, a lot of the time even though you press the meat as hard as you can it ends up falling off when grilling so to be able to cook a kebab that disproportionate without it falling is not possible. they might have used another technique (but by it presumably being served in a Turkish restaurant I highly doubt that another method was used)

[@philliph8991]

The other method used here was shitting

[@bentobox7226]

i feel like this: 3:37 is so damning because in that lighting it really looks the same as the picture, just hidden under the toppings

[@Diesel_Budgie]

Here's another theory. Lee R, if we believe his reviews, has a son. What if the son logged in on his dad's account and posted a prank review?

[@pancakeslapp]

Logged in, logged on, then logged off

[@SlopTopPapa]

@@pancakeslapp I see what you did there.

[@samurai6817]

I'm really inclined to think that Lee R was actually that english football player just bc of the timing of the second Lee R review immediately after being in contact with the investogator

[@Diesel_Budgie]

@@SlopTopPapa I don't, pls explain?

[@SlopTopPapa]

@@Diesel_Budgie Dude logged in, dropped a fat log, and logged off

[@taiyorenai7690]

The thought of someone somehow perfectly squirting a doody like they’re a toothpaste tube into a box like that is completely hysterical to me

[@LuluTheCorgi]

But what if the perpetrator pooped into a different box first and then scooped out the best part of poop for the food

[@imhere6246]

If i have to say they first did it on a wider area and then carefully lifted and put it on there, i think it's impossible for someone to s__t in such small space with so much accuracy.

[@10runescape]

It was definitely placed by hand

[@jonathanpilcher337]

Definitely a gag poo, wayyy too presentable

[@WayStedYou]

@@LuluTheCorgi it would be disfigured if you scooped it you poop amateur

[@purplepixie274]

It's a shit. My brother was a caretaker in a primary school, and the things those kids did in those toilets were nightmare -inducing. The pinnacle was one of the 'mind the wet floor' cones, with a big poo stuck in the hole at the top. So some kid had picked it up and put it in there. And it was my brother's job to pull it out.

[@damjanp7920]

That's a joke, right? Th... that has to be a joke

[@purplepixie274]

@@damjanp7920 nope. I promise you on my kids ' lives its not. And the amount of piss, up the walls, all over the floor, just swimming in piss, on the daily.

[@pelicanbones2176]

A 4. 6 FOURTY . EVERY STEP. BENCH 500. MIKE TYSON RUNNIN A 4. 6 40. STRAIT AT YOU. THAT SCARS ME. YUP.

[@RunItsTheCat]

The object looks too wet to have been picked up after being shat out; there would be fingerprints / pressure marks if it were, and if not it's remarkable that there are no streaks of residue anywhere else after such a perfect landing. That being said, the almost completely yellow-ish color of the object indicates that this is likely not meat; when meat or other organic substances turn brown (from a process known as Maillard reaction), it's usually a lot darker (like the brown tip of the object). Also, if it was grilled to that color, we should see uneven coloring based on surface's height from the grill, but instead only the narrow tip (which should in theory be actually undercooked) is darker. Perhaps the reason why the gastroenterologist and kebab expert were both thrown off were probably because it was neither; I think Charlie mentioning gag-poop is the by far the most likely case (laminated rubber or playdough). It would also explain why the original post was removed, as negative publicity like this gives the restaurant justification to initiate a serious libel case.

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

My favorite part of all this is people in the 1900s probably expected great technology advancement but instead we’re on a blues clues hunt to figure out whether this substance is kebab or doo doo

[@greg-bc8ky]

It could just be an oily sheen

[@user-op8fg3ny3j]

I ruined your 69

[@petebrown8076]

dude someone prolly just undercooked a “doner” kebob and shaped it that way. And kinda has a fast food greasy look.. not even fake poop resembles awfulness of a crappy kebob

[@petebrown8076]

@RunItsTheCat

[@olocippicolo]

People before: "In the future there will be flying cars!" People now: "Turd kebab?"

[@destinytucker9647]

yea we will just continue our life while our ancestors our looking down on us shaking their heads

[@FelixTheGat]

Turd Kebab from a Turkish Kebab shop. In my life as a pooper, I've been able to perfect the skill of taking a no-wiper, AKA "The Clean Getaway". It's taken a lot of dedication and a tightly controlled diet, but I can genuinely state that the effort has been worth it.

[@nobodysfavourite6953]

And I salute you for it

[@damjanp7920]

"in my life as a pooper" well excuuuse me mister perfect

[@OverChainz]

This is basically the episode from It's Always Sunny

[@TheRioJesus]

There is literally no way that is meat, that’s a log, 1000%.

[@Chad_129]

idk if its a shit mate, but it is VERY possible it is

[@thesupremeweeb5291]

I love how certain you sound LOL

[@Symba_Lysm]

It's videos like this that make me realise just how inquisitive content creators can be. Wubby is offering a $5000 reward for those know anything about whether a dodgy looking photo is a shit or a kebab. Fuck me. These are surreal times.

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

Charlie OBVIOUSLY has a healthy digestive system. As a man that has been constipated nearly all my life, I can tell you with 100% certainty that it's not hard at all to... *let me rephrase:* it's not *uncommon* at all to take a shit like that. As for it not being "soggy", they could just shiton the floor, or into their hand, and THEN place it on the kebab.

[@gabiferreira6864]

and how is there no marks on the poop kebab? real poop would definitely have "pressure marks" from handling

[@scrannerz42]

@@gabiferreira6864 he could've just shit straight into the box. Not hard to work out, it's clearly shit and not a kebab

[@WadeTheWilsonTV]

@@gabiferreira6864 my dood, constipation poops are VERY hard, not soft at all. There would be no marks.

[@cats1970]

My exact conclusion. I shit once every 3 days and only learned last year that people shit every day? Sounds exhausting. But yeah my shits are massive and plenty look like that picture

[@byHexted]

I don’t like how Charlie’s staring at me in the thumbnail it’s unsettling

[@What.99]

When I woke up today, I was not expecting to dive into such a deep and conspiratorial mystery…

[@henrynutsy]

His 10 million subs milestone was hit around a month ago and he's already half a million from 11 million.

[@ahmetemrearslan]

turkish guy here, there is a kebab type called "şırdan" which is made from one of the cows' digestive track pieces. the photo looks like really bad made şırdan to me

[@cringeproof100]

That actually explains it

[@Griffi-ee5mn]

What explains the color change and the piece of corn embedded in the lower left?

[@ArianAlbert]

Maybe but şırdan to me looks sorta phallic with flower petals this looks too uniform and segmented in the way poop is

[@sweetfry]

Yeah...you're incredibly incorrect here. The fact that the front of it is a different hardness and texture, like the front of the shit is a bit more compacte from being held for a while before pooping, like a constipated plug, AND the fact that it's slightly darker in the front and takes on a more greenish color in the back. It's 100% a shit. I have taken shits that look like this shit, and there is absolutely 0 chance that is made of meat. Anyone saying its not shit is doing it just to be a contrarian or whatever. It's shit.

[@sweetfry]

@@Griffi-ee5mn and the texture difference in the front vs the back.

[@BG-hn3to]

I live in Blackpool, we found this restaurant by accident while looking for a kanan place to order from. Sent it to the family gc and my dad called the restaurant to tell them someone was passing a photo of poop off as a review, never bothered following it up, this was September 24th 2021. Absolutely fuckiing wild that I just threw a video on for while I’m going to bed and I see that photo again after completing ly

[@WakeNBakeBro]

Neither of you mentioned the possibility of it being dog shit. I used to have a large dog and he took dumpers that looked just like this. Perhaps even photoshop. There are *loads* of possibilities

[@camilohiche4475]

Loads of possibilities. See what you did there.

[@theDegausser]

They ruled out edits though 🤔

[@ninjafrog6966]

Ha! Loads

[@lukejones3770]

I used to live in Blackpool years ago and there was once a huge story that someone killed a girl and disposed of her body by cutting it up and putting it into kebabs. So, yeah, it probably more likely to be a piece of shit, and it wouldn't even be the worst thing it could be coming out of that place.

[@drunkenhobo8020]

I remember a comedian (I think Frankie Boyle) remarking that Blackpool was the only place on Earth where you could get chlamydia from fish and chips.

[@jaggy-snake]

Blackpool is a fucked up place. 100% it's a real shit

[@md-fi7zt]

@@Instabruh.User.. your channel is empty?

[@averagesubatomo346]

Charlie: “There’s no way someone took a shit that presentable into a box” But what if they did it like they were using his ass like an ice cream machine but instead of a cone, it's a box?

[@Gilsworth]

This is a pertinent point which needs to be considered thoroughly by the investigatory body of the fecal council.

[@denimjacketsandjorts8254]

finally, the average person can get a glimpse of arfid

[@ceno10101]

wubby gave us a behind the scenes during last stream too. It was great. And we had a poll at the end of stream and it was almost evenly divided too on what people thought this was!

[@synsay669]

The commentary stream Friday was great. So much backstory and deleted segments... worth the watch on his stream archive channel.

[@cosmoisconfused]

This is the silliest but yet most serious investigation ever

[@lordkaijux5262]

I'd say it's the most ridiculous.

[@cosmoisconfused]

@@lordkaijux5262 dare I say, goofy

[@ValueNetwork]

Of course it’s from Blackpool. Anyone who’s been to Blackpool UK knows it could be both poop or kebab, because Blackpool is the Epicentre of both!

[@DanGleebowls]

Don't forget the junkies!

[@IlCapitanoZ]

It's crackhead central

[@Sbrasher13]

I’m a pastry chef who has made realistic “shit cake” before. To me, it looks like they wrapped the kebab meat in plastic wrap and formed it like that, or maybe using another edible medium.

[@MysteryMastery69]

I've been checking cents here every week since this was posted. Thank you. This makes the most sense. I can sleep again. After months. Thank you. You re the hero I needed.

[@Jewnas123]

That 100% is a log of shit, I've eaten at literally hundreds of different kebab shops in Sweden and never once seen anything that looks even close to that. That shit even has that slight discoloration at one end which I've seen on my own logs a couple of times when I was constipated. Its not much of a mystery really.

[@groverkiinmuppetborn714]

Yea the discolouration is the one thing that convinces me it's shit

[@icewallowcome9168]

Vart i Sverige

[@drewpknutz1410]

Yeah man, when I was poppin' oxys I wouldn't shit for like 4 days at a time..And when it happened, the turds looked identical to that, with the nose end being darker. Thats a turd gentlemen.

[@ugzzz6915]

As a Turk this is a poorly made köfte

[@adamfarmer7665]

@@ugzzz6915 As a Turk this is literally shit.

[@TheDentedHelmet]

"I've eaten Kabab that looks like that..." What kind of Slaneeshi Chaos Magic Induced Indian Restaurant do you go to dude? Here's a pro tip : If your Kabab looks like shit, probably not a good idea to eat it. PS, Gotta respect the effort the dude took to solve this mystery.

[@305backup]

That definitely looks like a shit. If taken solid shits like that. My theory is this: The picture was taken at home where someone carefully placed a shit into a box.

[@FinesseKidd_22]

i lost it when the gastroenterologist said “it’s possibly poop, yes” 💀

[@Sacrifice117]

gotta love seeing wubby getting the love he's deserved all these years

[@stigolumpy]

I don't get Charlie's arguments. I'm firmly in "it's a poop" territory. I've taken many shits like that. It looks like very mild constipation. The thing that really convinces me is the texture but mainly the colour change. You can see on the end the texture is slightly firmer and darker and graduates to a lighter colour. That occurs because the end remains in the colon for longer and more water is absorbed. Definitely shit. There's no way a kebab looks like that either. It's not the normal way of making OR presenting any kind of kebab in the UK.

[@mikepettigrew2858]

resident poop expert

[@Eli-pi4eh]

100%, that’s just not what kebabs look like here. One random solid slab of meat? They literally cut it off the roll (?) of it, like slices. From what I’ve seen anyway. I’ve never seen a kebab where they cut one singular slab of meat.

[@damjanp7920]

@@Eli-pi4eh yeah, every kebab I ever ate was basically just small and thin leaves of meat sliced of a roll 20 times larger than the one on the pic, idk wtf the thing on the pic would be if not shit

[@mtlewis973]

@@Eli-pi4eh that’s a doner kebab. there are different types, like kofta which looks much more like the thing in the picture.

[@stigolumpy]

@@mtlewis973 Yeah you are right but I still have never seen a kofta like that. It's too big and the wrong colour (in my opinion anyway).

[@kelinator2000]

I've worked at a Lebanese kebab restaurant. Its definitely shit. Kafta and Gyro don't have that shape even if you grill them badly. Those Turkish Kebab shop guys knew in an instant.

[@chriswade9616]

5:00 "He's gonna interview a pile of shit next. Do you know this guy?" lmfao 💀

[@acez28]

Didn't even wait for the notification... I just felt that a video would be up My critical senses were tingling

[@moshunit96]

@@Volshebnik1 bot.

[@PartToo]

1:29 he's assuming the shit wouldve had to come from a toilet, but there a many places poop could end up besides a toilet. It could been on the floor of the restaurant or just on the ground from a nearby alleyway, there's even the possibility that the shit could've went straight into the box from the source.

[@classicpanthur9649]

Either way, it would still be moist.

[@swordz828]

I watched this live, and y'know what, id watch it again. also, good luck for Moist E-Sports in top 8 of Smash Ultimate, i'm gonna miss the stream later!

[@ixis6920]

I'll cheer for you in chat my man ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

[@thisguyispeculiar]

When I clicked on a video called "KZbin's Greatest Mystery", this is not what I expected nor what I wanted to see.