F#%KING GOLD MARIO IN THIS B

[@DashieGames]

I shoulda taken Gold Mario to the Pawn Stars dudes..

[@t47m45]

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[@BeaksX]

TrickshotTom Who Cares

[@kelpfork2453]

hi dashie

[@bi0hazard921]

DashieGames why so you thick ass can go buy some more red bulls and drink Dem shit in your basement? ha I don't think so MAH BOI!

[@Antonio-im7sc]

DACHIE

[@mimii5452]

"Underwater ass bitch!!" 😂😂😂

[@Drell90]

I died at that part 😂💀

[@amarionlee6833]

but baby girl let me holler at you though

[@XxDeathrollxX]

Mimii 😂😂😂

[@mimii5452]

+Richii Jimenez Bitch I know who she is xDD Since when did I say I was her? Goodbye

[@vSpade]

don't forget the "Ah brlbrlbrlbrl! Ah brlbrlbrlbrl!" that had me dying

[@MarioAmaya16]

Dashie doesn't even say the track name anymore ROORR ROORROR!!!😂😂

[@XxDeathrollxX]

MarioAmaya16 thats what im saying 😂😂 shit funny doe

[@YoshiKirbyTrain]

MarioAmaya16 im dead 😂

[@babymaldonado60]

MarioAmaya16 lmaooo

[@rad2911]

XxDeathrollxX meh

[@LogaisB]

Mah boi need to drop a compilation with all the times donkey was a problem 😂 😂 😂

[@bluebubblebox1341]

you forgot to say "BITCH ASS!!!!!!", but that's ok

[@hauns92]

That video would last for over 5 hours :D

[@YoungNinja-117]

Logias_B Oh please yes! That's good thou for one of h those quicker videos when he's busy away ya know. Though that's A LOT of searching so it may not be so quick actually😅😅 Oh boy! Good luck with that Dashie

[@the-oasno-mines5855]

Logias_B yes it will be funckimg funny

[@alexitoa.7397]

Logias_B that's a 3 hour vid

[@frasevazquez888]

8:36 I'm literally crying

[@zaneofficialsc8939]

To all the new subscribers to dashie's channel i just want you all to know there was actually a time when dashie did say the names of the race tracks.

[@LoeysAeri]

zane whyte they should all binge watch every show he did, like the rest of us who weren't day ones, they'll get how Dashie does.

[@zaneofficialsc8939]

lol true and his dashiexp page too his skits are gold

[@damara9739]

He'd be like OHHH SHIT1!!1! ROYAL RAWAY

[@TurtleDragonSilent]

*+Clorox Bleach* Translation: Royal Raceway

[@tyvekhomewrap9164]

OH SHIT! TWISSEH MAHSHOWN

[@Flamarious]

Dashies content is second to no one's Original and funny! We all love you HOMIE YOSH FOR LIFE

[@Flamarious]

[@convoyds]

Dashie is awesome, he loved your comment! xDD

[@TiaraG413]

He's the original recipe

[@aonjonix_292]

'Preciate it my boy

[@chickennabucket1656]

The homie yosh 😂😂😂😂

[@KrpticUnknown]

8:34 has me rolling

[@weski3197]

Krptic Unknown i was trying to find someone that actually laughed as hard as me and i did LUL

[@lordzendypartxenomorpkytin8036]

“HE ON WHEELS TOO SO ITS TWO PUNS IN ONE-that rhymed oh lord”

[@mementomori3411]

Lol what did he even say

[@TennesseeWhiskii]

I damn near threw up everything I ate from laughing so hard.. My dogs were looking at me like I was some kind of an idiot.. Poor Gold Mario.. Underwater ass bitch!!!

[@JustSomeHylian]

I just noticed you’re the that guy that makes remixes for youtubers XD I never realized all this time till I rewatched this.

[@mateolitc8898]

8:50 You know shit gets real when you start angrily singing to the theme perfectly.

[@taytay8150]

nobody's talking about 8:34-8:40 im dyinggg laughing that caught me so offguard

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

I'm in pain 😆

[@antoniominejahdambuznass8849]

Im dying 🤣🤣💀

[@IamliterallyToji_777]

YES BRO

[@itati.]

Every vid should start with Dashie's inner conscious xDD

[@kashebas4265]

ikr the intro had me dead lmao

[@itati.]

+Kasheba Spencer cx lol

[@joreflex]

*conscience ma boi

[@Optimistical]

Yes.

[@adrithebanana]

Omg this whole time I thought he said "By the way this is my intercom shits" 😂😂😂😂 thanks for the clarification.

[@hunter._.7131]

2:14 when you got a presentation, and you ain’t research nothing.

[@jamesslepak3308]

Hunter Guyton 5:55-6:08-This right HERE,is my speech when I Get Luigi RaceWay, Or MaKu WuHu In Mario Kart 7 channel

[@hunter._.7131]

James Slepak 😂

[@calebdavilmar9045]

15:42 I love the way he emphasizes "sight" it makes the song so much funnier.

[@FaithAndorf]

4:22 omg the frustration is so real

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

8:36 will never fail to make me laugh

[@arjayramjohn884]

That mf's neprperprprp meprrprprprp..underwater a** b***h

[@Red-hw5ue]

"Under water-Ass BITCH!!!" Mah boy came up with some new shit...?

[@ggboch]

Jeremy R. I love you profile picture oml

[@sakurkunoichi012612]

Lol that was funny, and I half expected him to come back up with snorkel gear on haha! That would've made it even funnier! 8:40

[@LdyLoki]

best part lmao

[@Whatheflip13]

Yoo that part had me crying laughing!!!😂😂😂

[@ye4r]

dashie play zombies chronicles

[@jaco_31]

DASHIE STARTING MY WEEKEND OFF GOOD!!!

[@jaco_31]

-Great Editz- lmao the irony

[@Dan-dw5tz]

Jaden not irony

[@Jump-Man]

Jaden he's a fan

[@sheldonalex]

No better way to start the weekend! :D

[@dajah12341]

haaaaa more like "weeknd" xo

[@Mister_Cool]

There are too many Marios. Why does basically the same person take up multiple character slots? That makes no sense. Things like Metal Mario, Doctor Mario, and Tanooki Mario should be skins/outfits.

[@Rickby]

Mr. Cool are you blind? Gold Mario doesn't take up a slot

[@Rickby]

Mr. Cool and the reason metal Mario has his own slot is because his stats are majorly different from mario's. Weird concept but blame Nintendo

[@moisesparamo7272]

@Rigby Are you blind? He literally said metal Mario takes up a slot not gold Mario. No one ever said shit about gold Mario so stfu you salty bitch

[@pprophet]

I think you said that in another vid

[@thejoker5755]

Mr. Cool they should do that for every character give em more skins & colors (carts too) just like they did on smash Bros also add F zero characters and carts and star fox just so i can use land master lmao

[@BlueCyclone_]

At 15:18 Gold Mario says "I'm surprised!" When dashie gets 1st place😂

[@TheFallenStar64]

No he sed "first to cry boo hoooooo"

[@andreblueboy6019]

He said “first price woo hooo!”

[@predsfanatic3074]

I just graduated high school and it's currently 11.35 pm. Come home to watch a Dashie vid! Thanks for making my day even better mah boii!

[@firmbooty3539]

Doctor Vol if you’re in college, hows it going?

[@donkeykong4983]

FirmBooty ikr I wanna know what he’s doing now!

[@iamtheninth713]

How's it going

[@turtlewax1017]

@@donkeykong4983 Donkey bitch ass

[@kirbylover37]

Got your bachelor's yet? Lol

[@oscarsalinas30]

Mega ultra pause on the title

[@bluebubblebox1341]

true! XD

[@branana_b]

This was a nice thing to come home to after a stressful day of studying for finals. Thanks Dashie! ❤️

[@vindicsun5894]

9:34 perfect timing and music when mario showed the guns

[@zaiydab.51]

15:36 I tried SO HARD not to laugh at this, but failed several times.

[@benswolo1691]

Zaiyda Brison xDDDD

[@Zebra_Chomper_Guy]

4:43

[@antoniominejahdambuznass8849]

Oh shit im dying 🤣💀

[@freddyelizondo6116]

"I was expecting something like golden Mario" 😂😂

[@jacoannahatak9438]

2:02 Dashie: press golden Mario Haha “that’s it? I was expecting like golden Mario 😂😂😂

[@thelubeinator1508]

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if Dash went to the doc and got his thic ass blood pressure what it would measure???

[@Major_Mason]

The Lubeinator Blood wuld sprey outta the meter.

[@eslicontreras8616]

funniest shit ive read all day

[@Jump-Man]

The Lubeinator the real question is he still can't play for shit

[@justchill-rg5bg]

The Lubeinator my

[@lt.patterson6081]

The Lubeinator 420

[@randomname8247]

Welcome to DashieGames' comment section, here you will find: -Early squad/notif squad comment -SupaPixelGirl comment -FullMetalIfrit comment -Paused my p0ŕm for this comment -first comment And many more!

[@user-bn4he9iu4p]

HonoredGamer this comment is so accurate. And it's true that horny Supapixel girl is in all of dachie's videos.

[@ItzJamm_]

RandomOrdinary Girl 1. People like too 2. Get noticed

[@moraglieveo582]

I paused Dashie's video to laugh at this comment

[@FreezyTuesday]

HonoredGamer remember MDXextreme ? ryback sexy ass ? and tht girl who always had her cleavage exposed ?? u a OG if u remember that

[@mumeihozumi-chan555]

HonoredGamer A chuggaaconroy viewer from his comment section!

[@hectorespinoza7678]

1:36 he should’ve done recording a gameplay where he plays on the 200cc Grand Prix cups who cares if it was hard for him it would’ve been funny to see him rage

[@starzin4123]

I always new Mario Kart tore apart friendships for an example... Dashie and Donkey Kong

[@isaacpeelrocks]

Thanks Dashie my girl just broke my heart in the worse way possible- These videos make me feel better a bit- Thanks for the laughs- I really need them rn...

[@honeybearjake5361]

isaac peel Hope everything is well

[@skydaddyragu8552]

isaac peel I know how you feel

[@honeybearjake5361]

me too isaac, Tonight is just one of those nights where things feel tough, If you ever need somebody to talk to my twitter is @Jakerss__

[@elizettegutierrez2735]

I feel you. Going through tough times as well

[@TheDarkizer]

keep watching his videos, your day will brighter in no time.

[@QueenCookiesama]

It's actually more fun to see dashie lose

[@LoeysAeri]

Cookie-Sama I thought I was the only one!

[@QueenCookiesama]

Me too !

[@LovatoLover22]

Cookie-Sama same

[@RyanIdlett]

same

[@lauramartinez9925]

Cookie-Sama same

[@sophiiamitchelll]

"under water ass bitch" 😂😂😂😂💀

[@melissabolt4405]

Dashie, when I was sick, I watched my favorite videos on your channel. It didn't make me feel better but it made me enjoy being sick. So thank you Dashie. Keep up the good work and success will come your way. Thank you so much ma boy.

[@supernaturallover3349]

0:00-0:10 Can I please have this as a ringtone?! ROTFLMAO!! 😂

[@silverwatch4477]

Dashie you should do a gameplay where you play all the courses that you think are the hardest. 1. Wild Woods 2. Neo Neo Boswer City 3. Dragon Driftway 4. The rainbow road by our played in this gameplay Like if you agree and like the idea

[@SkeloDevil601]

SilverWatch NBC isn't difficult...

[@silverwatch4477]

Tina the Fat Lard I'm talking about for him

[@oceanjuice2075]

*pause*

[@redvixo]

QTheGawd 26 pause on that profile tho

[@oceanjuice2075]

Triple A it's a beautiful explosion

[@zetsubo_ioc1983]

Is no one gonna talk about how he called Wario Waluigi xD

[@dbevans1328]

10:46 I'm suffering so hard, the pain in my throat

[@CodeRedCody]

Dashie, you need to use your brakes on rainbow road so you don't fall off. Like this so Dashie can see

[@shawnspencer1166]

Drifting is more important! :D

[@kingstergaming3309]

I don’t break I just drift

[@shawnspencer1166]

Right! :D

[@captaincrunch9118]

Shawn Spencer drifting is what got him out or its proabaly because dashies drifting is worster than his aim

[@nathan3712]

I can do rainbow road 200cc without brakes. It’s just the drift life MAH BOYS!

[@danielisovski2946]

Anyone watching this in 2019 realize Dachie was hella hyper back then?😂

[@JuzHollow]

I know right

[@julianpaublini]

Cause he left the Red Bull lol.

[@linkin0983]

It was peak Dashie.

[@ghostraccoonus3749]

I love his videos

[@RedRecon213]

I’m watching this in 2020 😂

[@Rickby]

Dang dash, your comment section has been taken over by spammers and newbies. Not to mention the people who don't know how to pause right. "lol dashie got a red shell pause"

[@aonjonix_292]

Rigby Bro I love these example sentences. "Try not to die Dashie. MEGA PAUSE!"

[@SuperMrDestructor]

Rigby They are probably young kids just trying to fit in or something and/or they are just that dumb

[@vatra1395]

Rigby Well practice makes perfect

[@aonjonix_292]

"Yo Dash Imma dude, but I'd fuck you. Pause tho!"

[@Tinskap]

I agree pause

[@alexinator-hh5fe]

The real reason Dashie body was hurting was because he took Donkey, Barney, And Piggy Piggy dude's duigh 3 nights in a row at the same time. He tried to call Link over to save him but Tina showed up. He tried to leave his house to play Vr but when he came back Link was riding Yoshi. Lori and Shauna had shown up and they were talking to Donkey. Link and Yoshi awkwardly left as the others all set their eyes on Dashie. They allowed him to record but now they're all waiting for him to exit the room. Donkey, Barney, Piggy Piggy dude, Tina, Lori, Shauna. All waiting for him. The duigh might just be broken by tomorrow.

[@justingarcia1327]

Damn bro this is too much lol

[@john6716]

alexinator9000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm fuckin crying to your comment dude

[@BennyTempino5]

alexinator9000 doin too much 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@dualsenseentertainment]

alexinator9000 😂😂 I would definitely buy the chapter book.

[@Ash-ws8lc]

13:44 Dachie: "Kill this" He ends up dying. you got what you wanted lol

[@BraylonK2006]

5:30 When you wake up for school only to realize that you had a Test that day.

[@yologirl7066]

i can't stop laughing , donkey keeps getting first 😂😂😂

[@Godspeed_99]

"Under water ass bitch!!" Lmao I've never laughed so hard in my life. 😂😂😂

[@streetkombat6088]

I guess you haven't heard any good jokes.

[@ninjastealth9427]

dashie be the type of guy to go to planet thickness instead of escorting his thick ass to planet fitness

[@johant6952]

DAMN!!

[@nerdy_adam]

This gameplay is probably the most tense gameplay ive watched, it got my heart racing with every turn, hits, and close races

[@senarmstrong03]

2:13 Since when did Dashie ever speak like a genius? This is a first XD

[@darnellingram5719]

His first time playing with Gold Mario and he lost first place to Donkey that's funny. 😂

[@GXNNM]

Girl: i have STDs Dashie: 14:40

[@nathandaniels3683]

The dream of me wearing a donkey kong costume and going to dachies house and just saying waz guud tho makes me smile

[@donkeykong4983]

Whata G lol

[@cybermonkey8055]

Dashie is a true youtuber even though he is in pain he still makes the videos we love and since the ad apocalypse he hasn't mentioned it once or changed at all.

[@lucy_____6023]

8:30 Dashie never 1st placed that map on 200cc while recording

[@messiknight]

13:03 DASH I KNOW YOU WAS DRINKING THAT RED BULL MY BOI !

[@dagangsta101]

Damn Dashie I'm legit proud of you - YOU GOT GOOD. I see you on those drifts my boyyyy

[@kingkilla777]

4:57 the salt is real

[@nintendoc6]

10:23-10:48 Luckiest 25 seconds of Dashie's Mario Kart career.

[@nintendoc6]

Scratch that. That whole race was lucky.

[@1AmKingG]

At 15:26 I completely freaking lost it! *literally wiping tears from my eyes*

[@y2a-bootsncats147]

MEGA PAUSE on the title mah boi 😂😂😂😂

[@Dan-dw5tz]

Yusuf Adam XD

[@dylanr4854]

lmaooo

[@naeelyniecee6590]

lhh I just noticed​ that 😂😂

[@sunflowerbae]

I love Dashie's powerful rage towards Donkey Kong 😂😂😂

[@pprophet]

Is it just me or is dashie getting way more hype in his intros

[@misswitchbladegamer9733]

I told him not to drink any red bulls and probably does it off camera. You know he gets hype-r when he drinks red bull! 😆😂

[@anig.3278]

6:13 I'm sorry Dashie😭 it's ok. His so mad😂

[@JuggernautWolf]

When the plant kept biting him towards the end of the first track 😭😭😭😭💀

[@cervgiovanni]

The Donkey-Dashie rivalry has never been so juicy in all time when the 3rd race started

[@lolzys299]

5:30 This has me rolling lmao

[@AgentTBone]

9:46 Anyone else notice the golden thing in the background fly off the track and into space?

[@willowgardner1475]

2:14 the smartest shit that ever came out his mouth pause 😂😂

[@ThePsychicClarinetist]

This is why I keep coming back to this channel. After the two or three years I've been here, you've finally​ been able to justify that Donkey is a problem! Don't even get me started on that conscious song, I love this channel! 😂😂😂

[@Raf0303]

10:00 I started dying 😂😂

[@TheBleachBoys]

The Energy IS REAL

[@jojoexists427]

15:36 DASHIE I FEEL THE PAIN AS WELL

[@tommythedude633]

i like how dashie starts vibin' at the start of the video and exited!

[@anahiiigh]

Maaaaan, I'm sick af & school is so stressful. Thank God for Dashie, dude keeps me laughing all the time

[@davee3229]

who else scroll through the comments during the video 😂😭

[@JeffmasterMYNAMEISJEFF]

David Daniel me

[@BeanMachineYT]

Wtf was this man thicc dashie on before 😂😂

[@Puncake]

How many swears were there when trying to unlock Gold Mario?

[@silozu]

None, it's the deluxe edition.

[@Err_Or-dw8wq]

Over 9000 Sorry had to do it

[@playtime_foxy]

By my calculations 66383848383838394848393920203049484838282828384847575838393848585849393949485848383

[@donkeykong4983]

playtime foxy lol

[@suppressedchicken]

I took me two years of research (mostly procrastination and a few wild guesses), and I can confirm he did 523 swears

[@heille4821]

not throwing the boomerang backward on the coming redshell is hurting my feelings dash 😂 13:47

[@libranmoon78]

8:40 come on my people sing with MEHH!!!!!😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

[@jakepaulerlogangster44]

it's true about what Dashie said on rainbow road it's really hard

[@justdrxgg5051]

bro love you sooo much keep up the good work☝☝☝💪💪💪💪💪💪

[@AndreasSADFACE]

You know it mah boy😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤟🤟🙌

[@paulusquagmire3637]

Dude your rhymes keep getting funier at the end of each race I'm laughing my ass off

[@EvilRavick]

That 3rd race was action packed, and on the last race you were kill'em drifts!

[@MiiszLatina]

I did everytime he says HARD PAUSE 😂😂😂😂

[@erijonmehmedi]

I loved it when he said,,OHH SHITT ROUROUROOOUUU" Me: dying 😂😂😂

[@asiago9266]

"Golden Bitch Mario Bitch" lmfao 6:18

[@TheeMrPuff]

14:37 that younger action though

[@spartazgamezxy2646]

"This that bullshit.. by the way this is my inner conscience.. the sight of donkey bitch ass just fucking makes meee NAUTICIOUS!" I'm dying😂😂😂

[@Lil_jmp]

Diugh

[@bluebubblebox1341]

puh

[@yuen6861]

Diugh *insert lame sex joke* pause

[@BobBob-yc8wi]

puh

[@mackadoodless]

Subscribe to me please TINA LORY SHAWNA DONKEY BITCH ASS

[@naeelyniecee6590]

I remember the first time I watched Dashie I was going to school and I was mad and I was riding with my friend and she knew I was mad and she told me to watch ghetto chef by Dashie and from that day forward I've been a dashie fan he always makes my days better😄😄

[@Nattters]

8:36-8:40 has me DYING

[@KalleHagfors]

I love how Dachie is just like OH SHIT! instead of ooooooh shiiiit Vroom Vroom!

[@thekattfelix]

10:57 "stole some of his mushroom" and no pause is crazy 😂

[@ItsCamaro3]

NO!!!!! Oh that’s ok I got protection. PAUSE

[@sebastianhernandez1667]

rainbow road comes up OH SHEEEETTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pao39023]

8:37 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Dustin_Bins]

Omg it's been a minute since I've seen this episode and that intro was my favorite of all of Dashie's Mario Kart episodes

[@jordannefairman6414]

In every Mario Kart game play, when Dachie screams the names of the courses they get get less and less audible LMAO XD

[@Śĥerwıên-d6s]

keep up the good work dashie dash

[@RedJigz973]

"Thats okey, i got protection" No pause really, even when he edited this?