I CAN'T FIX KINGDOM HEARTS

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@SunnyDiamond
@SunnyDiamond 4 жыл бұрын
I don't think this is how it actually works but honestly the fact that I can't tell if this is accurate or not is a testament to the series.
@feathernote7149
@feathernote7149 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly? This almost feels like it would work "too" well, given how the rules that this game's universe provides is not always drilled in on some stable foundation.
@meganiumsleaf1595
@meganiumsleaf1595 4 жыл бұрын
I think the problem with Hezune's diagram from an internal (That means the pre-existing rules of the nobody/heartless split) view is that it seems like the only layer that matters during a split is the top layer. The only exception being Roxas looking like Ven, since Ven had no body *heh* to split into a heartless/nobody, he put his form into Roxas. But I think we all forgot the detail that Sora didn't get his body back until KH2's prologue, So Sora's been a Heartlees in the shape of a human for a game and 2/8th's, and just like Hezzy said, Vanitas did the time travel after the four-way split at the end of KH1 and fixed himself up a new body from the negative emotions. (Vanitas is also probably where Roxas gets his mean streak from)
@dangerouslysafe3
@dangerouslysafe3 4 жыл бұрын
@@meganiumsleaf1595 I just want to correct something, Sora's time as a heartless was actually really brief. Not long after he became a heartless, he wandered his way back to Kairi, whom used her power as one of the seven princesses to bring Sora back. It was kinda a big deal, as this resulted in an instance where someone was whole, but had a nobody. Hell, even Ansem the wise said that it was unusual, and he's an in game character!
@DisastrousCake
@DisastrousCake 4 жыл бұрын
@@dangerouslysafe3 Not only this but at the time of the split near the end of KH1, Vanitas is not in Ven's heart. The whole reason Ven's heart was in Sora's is because it was so beat up and damaged after having the darkness in it ripped out. Vanitas and his appearance in KH3 has nothing to do with the split in KH1. Taken from the wiki: "The guidebook Kingdom Hearts Birth by Sleep Ultimania clarified the connection, stating that Roxas and Ventus look alike because Ventus's heart entered Sora's body, and that Ventus's presence influenced Roxas's appearance when he was created." I also don't think Ventus can have his own nobody because of the special circumstances surrounding his heart and body. Sidenote: Also the game is pretty clear that Roxas is Sora's nobody and not Ven's. He just uses Ven's appearance. There really isn't a reason he uses Ven's appearance other than they probably thought it was a cool idea when making BBS.
@OhNoBohNo
@OhNoBohNo 4 жыл бұрын
Or, as a wise KZbinr once said, “Ok I believe you”
@eternalychasos9720
@eternalychasos9720 4 жыл бұрын
Well we broke her again
@slothbaby2104
@slothbaby2104 4 жыл бұрын
Tags Mind break,
@KurffyOfficial
@KurffyOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
This is my first time watching her videos. I thought this was normal
@Yannis1a
@Yannis1a 4 жыл бұрын
You can't break what is already broken
@randallnewman6394
@randallnewman6394 4 жыл бұрын
A few words to sum up kingdom hearts: Everyone is xehanort. Everyone else is sora.
@SpiritOfSpite
@SpiritOfSpite 3 жыл бұрын
And some are both...
@decobyjones9491
@decobyjones9491 3 жыл бұрын
This aged so well
@TUCell-ps5mi
@TUCell-ps5mi 3 жыл бұрын
We’re all Xehanort now.
@the-cursed-steve
@the-cursed-steve 3 жыл бұрын
@@decobyjones9491 That it did that it did
@gameyfirebro9645
@gameyfirebro9645 3 жыл бұрын
Goofy: am I a HYUCKING joke?
@woomod2445
@woomod2445 4 жыл бұрын
what i have learned, is we never needed time travel. Xehanorts scheme should have just been spamming heartless and nobodies of himself.
@meganiumsleaf1595
@meganiumsleaf1595 4 жыл бұрын
See, but the problem with doing that to the base story as it was before DDD, is that he couldn't do the split more than once. Then again, that could be a good set up for how craft Xehanort is, figuring out ways to separate the 7 lights to weaken them for the final confrontation to the point that He could take them all at once because of how strong he is and much weaker everyone else is. Although Saying that now, *after* KH3, He already did that to pretty much everyone of the lights except Lea.
@mistahspoke9281
@mistahspoke9281 4 жыл бұрын
Basically Kingdom Hearts makes people a perpetual birth machine.
@chrisdaughen5257
@chrisdaughen5257 4 жыл бұрын
Wait until it's revealed Yozora is Sora's father.
@jacobsmith4428
@jacobsmith4428 4 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdaughen5257 But will we ever address the real cliffhanger... Will Sora ever come down to get his dinner?
@chrisdaughen5257
@chrisdaughen5257 4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsmith4428 You know the series will end on that.
@homestuck_official
@homestuck_official 4 жыл бұрын
Perpetual Birth Machine? Is that the new sequel/prequel/spin-off except it actually has crucial plot information/card game also with crucial plot details?
@mistahspoke9281
@mistahspoke9281 4 жыл бұрын
@@homestuck_official It has some gacha elements mixed in I'm told. Very risky move on their part but it is Kingdom Hearts.
@LiquidNyx
@LiquidNyx 4 жыл бұрын
This is it. The Silmarillion of Kingdom Hearts phrased as a Gay Teen RomCom.
@TheXBladeist
@TheXBladeist 4 жыл бұрын
Your comment is as perfect as the vid.
@angrybrony
@angrybrony 4 жыл бұрын
Just with no gay.
@malcolmkibati6461
@malcolmkibati6461 4 жыл бұрын
This video is hilarious although most of it isn’t accurate which is what makes it even funnier because this is exactly how confused most of the fandom is 😂😂😂
@lady_zora
@lady_zora 4 жыл бұрын
Let's all just agree that Kingdom Hearts is a mess, but it still has charm and we all appreciate it for being interesting.
@CHEESEPUFF_7
@CHEESEPUFF_7 4 жыл бұрын
SO THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR!
@lady_zora
@lady_zora 4 жыл бұрын
@Gianfranco Ridolfi I do agree with that. I still find it interesting, but even I know that the story may as well be ridiculous.
@adamazmi6340
@adamazmi6340 4 жыл бұрын
I dislike KH post KH 2 man....because KH 2 is really the peak of JRPG man...
@ma.2089
@ma.2089 4 жыл бұрын
@Gianfranco Ridolfi ? What r u talking about? It’s been edgy self insert Disney fan fiction since KINGDOM HEARTS ONE. Lol since when is “light heart dark” been smart? I’m fairly certain he knows it’s not, well at least the ppl working with him know it isn’t. This idea that “kingdom heart used to be charming and good and now it’s just degenerated into fan fiction” is lame. It’s always been like this. You just don’t have nostalgia to blind you to it now. Really look at those older games, sure the quality is somewhat better than when it really tanked (BbS), but it’s still Disney edge fan fiction.
@hakulives2613
@hakulives2613 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, the fact that it's a mess is a feature and not a bug: it's HILARIOUS watching all this ridiculousness unfold and figuring out how it's supposed to work (even though it really, REALLY doesn't)!
@Vavalry
@Vavalry 4 жыл бұрын
Me trying to keep up with this: OH DEAR IVE GONE CROSS EYED
@haruhirogrimgar6047
@haruhirogrimgar6047 4 жыл бұрын
I understood Kingdom Hearts really well up until KH3. I couldn't stomach all the Sora in that game (don't like his character.) This was the first time I was lost in a while and that blows my mind. I dedicated too many brain cells just for Kingdom Hearts to not be able to figure out this genogram.
@giboi03
@giboi03 4 жыл бұрын
I read the youtube comment explanations too long and started seeing in blotted ran-out-of-ink printer lines
@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058
@sugoiuseismoeabuse4058 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’ve fallen into a hole and I can’t see the Sunlight.
@rynemcgriffin1752
@rynemcgriffin1752 4 жыл бұрын
*Simple and clean right?*
@Blaze_Nights
@Blaze_Nights 4 жыл бұрын
Dont think twice about it
@juanluis21monsanto98
@juanluis21monsanto98 4 жыл бұрын
Darkness within darkness awaits you.
@DemetriusPrime
@DemetriusPrime 4 жыл бұрын
Me: *.... WHAT!?* I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S TOO DARK IN HERE!
@EdgardoJCruz-dk5kv
@EdgardoJCruz-dk5kv 4 жыл бұрын
This went from venting due to misunderstanding KH lore to a straight up shiping video.
@raheemaslam7363
@raheemaslam7363 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s like who the fuck it’s guy at 0:53
@Zeagods-CyberShadow
@Zeagods-CyberShadow 2 жыл бұрын
When you try to make sense of KH lore, You just make ships of characters since making sense of one of the most nonsensical RPGs ever is maddening and just leads you to shipping characters
@Alucia0
@Alucia0 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Luxu who is inside of Xigbar who is the nobody of Braig who has part of Xehanort's heart inside of him while Luxu may also have part of the Master of Masters inside of him before Xehanorts heart returns to Xehanort...if any normal person reads this they would think I was on some serious drugs.
@boredspecter8025
@boredspecter8025 4 жыл бұрын
One does not simply, define Kingdom Hearts. 🎵Simple and clean is not what this whole game series is tonight🎵 🎵but it's still a fun game🎵
@ArthurKVerusan
@ArthurKVerusan 4 жыл бұрын
I did not see "Riku's childfree experience" coming and boy am I happy that it exists! Because yes! With KH's takes on relationships, he is much better off just chasing after Sora Oh my god, is Riku one of the few people who hasn't been in Sora's heart?
@ZukoPrince
@ZukoPrince 4 жыл бұрын
One thing certain - Kingdom Hearts is great source for learning about mitosis.
@Blaze_Nights
@Blaze_Nights 4 жыл бұрын
You have official joined the fandom your theory's will drag you to thr darkness but dint worry we fans are your light all along for this never ending journey
@WarmLillie
@WarmLillie 4 жыл бұрын
Lillie: “What have I learned from this don’t get split by a keyblade or make become heartless. Also invest in another body insurance and idk I’ll take over Kari or Namine body for a joyride.”
@ecchicharmed
@ecchicharmed 4 жыл бұрын
As a fan who's kinda fallen out of love with the series, I'm sure there's a number of the things you've said that are wrong but it is beautifully told in a manic, messy kind of way.
@kooldudezach6742
@kooldudezach6742 4 жыл бұрын
Why do I get the feeling that this should be a parody song of “my own grandpa”.
@OhNoBohNo
@OhNoBohNo 4 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I wonder if this would have been ANY easier if they’d just gone the Zelda route and created alternate timelines from the start instead of... um... *gestures*
@sharkylady
@sharkylady 4 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about KH I am so confused But yet I feel like that's normal.
@paperboy1116
@paperboy1116 4 жыл бұрын
It's very much normal. I've known the series for almost 10 years and this video is an accurate representation of what it's like trying to understand it.
@raymondthrone7197
@raymondthrone7197 4 жыл бұрын
Basically what you do in KH is just kinda nod and say "it's the heart!" whenever any question comes up.
@annabeinglazy5580
@annabeinglazy5580 3 жыл бұрын
I played kh3... I tried to Wikipedia my way through the Franchise for "Research" and i think my brain is still stuck between the Pages one year later
@MatthewCobalt
@MatthewCobalt 4 жыл бұрын
The Kingdom hearts story is a good example of why a full story outline (including possible extension material) should be mandatory. Most of the stuff now just feels very loose and convoluted to properly explain in an essay, let alone a summary.
@saxor96
@saxor96 4 жыл бұрын
I'm not even 2 minutes into the video and you already addressed the "if we apply the multi-nobody problem Sora had with Terranort, some issues should happen", something that I thought would make for a plot point someday... before it never happened. I'll keep watching.
@blighttale5550
@blighttale5550 4 жыл бұрын
Terra has two men inside him. Gross. - hezuneutral 2020
@Gamelover254
@Gamelover254 4 жыл бұрын
The fact that we never see Aqua in this craziness is why she’s my favorite character lol
@syrnight
@syrnight 4 жыл бұрын
I love how confusing and yet intriguing the lore of kingdom hearts is ^^, its super interesting watching/listening people trying to make sense of it while slowly losing their mind. my reasons why I haven't picked up this franchise, one day I might, one day.....
@technicalsock2465
@technicalsock2465 4 жыл бұрын
I literally don't know anything about Kingdom Hearts And I still watched this tbh I don't know what to say
@paperboy1116
@paperboy1116 4 жыл бұрын
The pure fact that you made this video means you are forever roped into this series and will never get out. I'm so sorry...
@michaelkindt3288
@michaelkindt3288 4 жыл бұрын
All the realm of darkness did was made aqua bored enough to try to figure out how nobodies work.
@GenericMcName
@GenericMcName 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine having a family tree that already looks like a fractal on the second generation.
@Hsiensoluna
@Hsiensoluna 4 жыл бұрын
If kingdom hearts wasn't already confusing story wise, I would've assumed this video was partially made as a joke. But KH is extremely confusing, and I'm more inclined to believe this is canon.
@blucrustt_
@blucrustt_ 4 жыл бұрын
Any video from hezu is a blessing, no matter how confused you are by the end of it
@monadoboy8009
@monadoboy8009 4 жыл бұрын
I imagine this is how broken Aqua's mind was in the Realm of Darkness
@arcanefury3666
@arcanefury3666 4 жыл бұрын
This feels like the time I asked a girl I knew to explain Kingdom Hearts when I was bored and curious. Only this confuses me more.
@michaelkindt3288
@michaelkindt3288 4 жыл бұрын
I never _truly_ understood why people thought the story of kingdom hearts was complicated, until I watched you try to make sense of nobodies last video, and now this one. Side notes: I would love to see a fan comic based off of this craziness. And we should never show Nomura your videos.
@DuncanGrimm
@DuncanGrimm 4 жыл бұрын
Ok, now I know how my grandma feel when I was little and tried to explain to her cartoon plots.
@SilentTrip
@SilentTrip 4 жыл бұрын
The most atrocious thing about this series isn't its absurdity, but those crocs 1:34
@callum5926
@callum5926 4 жыл бұрын
crocs are perfectly fashionable footwear
@danielthom8624
@danielthom8624 4 жыл бұрын
That ain't real
@SilentTrip
@SilentTrip 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielthom8624 that's what they want you to believe
@SearedDonaldDuckwithgreenbeans
@SearedDonaldDuckwithgreenbeans 4 жыл бұрын
I think I’m starting to understand.............. Why my mother gives me weird/confused/disappointed look in her face when I try to explain my favourite series...
@onimaxblade8988
@onimaxblade8988 4 жыл бұрын
I love your word choices and analogies for this, like the "hot rod body" part, this was great.
@mariapazgonzalezlesme
@mariapazgonzalezlesme 4 жыл бұрын
You can't fix what's already broken.
@slateoffate9812
@slateoffate9812 4 жыл бұрын
I think Rhine did exist, but like Namine has power over Sora's memories, Rhine actually remembers everything. Xemnas catches wind of this and has Axel kill Rhine to death before he has a chance to interfere.
@dmas7749
@dmas7749 4 жыл бұрын
i'm a fan but you have people saying that the plot is actually deep and meaningful and not nomura's acid trip with 200% of the yearly amount of recommended friendship concentrate mixed in
@DeftestAphid2
@DeftestAphid2 4 жыл бұрын
I really thought Ventus was gonna have the memories of Roxas.... but nope, he just has a doppelganger. Which is way simpler.
@DICEBOY22
@DICEBOY22 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I dropped the series after watching my friend play 3.... Then it just becoming the Disney show more and more each game... I got into this thinking " oh boy!! a Final Fantasy and Disney verse crossover?? " Today.... My brain just hurts...
@madarakeehl
@madarakeehl 4 жыл бұрын
I was reading the comments and it seems everyone forgot the first thing she said. "I guess I just have to accept the fact that broken hearts don't make a Nobody... But what if they did?" This video is NOT telling the lore of Kingdom Hearts, it's just a huge hilarious "what if" scenario c:
@moshimitsu9971
@moshimitsu9971 4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree! KH lore may seem complicated, but it's easy to get once you give it some time and thought, read few things here and there... ...until time travel. This one I have to study so many times to grasp the concept. But the rest is nice ^^ But anyway, that was entertaining video, reminding me the days when ALL KH was a mess :D
@twentyonepains8715
@twentyonepains8715 3 жыл бұрын
Welp now I know for sure kingdom hearts is just an elaborate sceam to teach mitosis with Disney, final fantasy, and confusion all in a nice tight package
@shadowbrine114
@shadowbrine114 4 жыл бұрын
Last Kingdom Hearts video made me have a stroke. This one gave me an aneurysm. I swear this franchise will drive us all insane
@distresslifeform6059
@distresslifeform6059 4 жыл бұрын
This was the best thing ever! The family tree part is my fave
@jackcharlotte25
@jackcharlotte25 4 жыл бұрын
Joking aside, I'd heartily recommend the bloggers Davidman95 and Kitsoa's writings on KH. Their musings and interpretations on the lore and Nomura's eccentricities are a real treat.
@mavrickindigo
@mavrickindigo 4 жыл бұрын
You got me worried when you made me realized master xehanort may have made a nobody we haven't seen yet
@SunnieD_
@SunnieD_ 4 жыл бұрын
I think the scariest part is that this makes sense to me.
@Zanador
@Zanador 4 жыл бұрын
Did I miss some lore drops recently? Since when is there a nobody of Eraqus and a third Ventus clone?? Never seen those before in my life Edit: Nevermind, I was recommended this video without seeing the initial one. I get it now. But the fact that I totally believed this was canon I missed speaks volumes.
@heartless2147
@heartless2147 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like she inserted herself into Riku with the whole no kids and mice thing. It came out too smooth to be just for fun like the other ones were.
@Strifebladesky
@Strifebladesky 4 жыл бұрын
The fact i couldn't tell if you were serious or not made this a whole lot funnier by the end i knew it was jokes. Thank the lord lol
@gboxb3215
@gboxb3215 4 жыл бұрын
They don't create a body. Nobodies are just the bodies of strong will people who fell to heartless. So only one nobody is created normally. I think the reason why sora created two nobodies is because one the hearts was a princess of hearts heart which have shown that princess's can create a new body for a heartless. Take note that the other princess's heart created a keyblade, with the heart in the blade being where Kair's heart would have been if not for sora, and since keyblades are basically a persons heart given form it is safe to say that the princess's of light can do a lot with just there emotions. So when kari's heart went out of sora it evedentally created its own body to put it self in but her heart immediately went back to her so the body itself created a new individual heart that had its own powers.
@ricardoe43010
@ricardoe43010 4 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how you’re so close yet not hitting the mark at all but the fact that you tried is outstanding. Good work
@NDR--zt3fx
@NDR--zt3fx 4 жыл бұрын
Kingdom Hearts story and magic system makes Factorio seem strait foreword and non addictive. I will stick to crack thank you very much.
@ToxicMonster5
@ToxicMonster5 4 жыл бұрын
let's just all agree this series is broken and it breaks people trying to figure everything out. they're fun games to say the least with some cool character designs, even if there are random belts everywhere, i think the only thing that beats Kingdom Hearts in bizarre monster deigns is Digimon, but the story is so hard to actually follow given plot relevant games are not on the same console as the mainline series. so it's broken yet fun.
@gboxb3215
@gboxb3215 4 жыл бұрын
That is where eveglows kingdom hearts timeline project comes in and makes following the story chronologically a cake walk.
@LucasSantana-ws8po
@LucasSantana-ws8po 4 жыл бұрын
Actually almost every game is in the same console for exception of DS games
@ToxicMonster5
@ToxicMonster5 4 жыл бұрын
@@LucasSantana-ws8po yeah maybe now, but before that point, they weren't, they were scattered to various consoles or mobile.
@ToxicMonster5
@ToxicMonster5 4 жыл бұрын
@@gboxb3215 never heard of this individual
@solaris4022
@solaris4022 4 жыл бұрын
The Discord has everything perfectly figured out and it took them less than a week.
@WarmLillie
@WarmLillie 4 жыл бұрын
It takes a lot of heart to try to fix kingdom heart... Try too hard and you will filled with darkness, be heartless become a nobody... Did I get it right?
@Sergalt
@Sergalt 4 жыл бұрын
I knew that Kingdom Hearts is complicated, but this is on completely new level xD
@EyeBeZombie
@EyeBeZombie 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the newest confusing plot twist that sora is noctis's nobody/heartless after beating Remind you fight yozora and get a cutscene which is identical from one of the trailers that noctis was in and yozora straight up says "this isn't what I usually look like" after doing some research sora translates to "sky" and yozora means "the night sky' both sora and yozoras outfits are identical with the only difference being soras has red accents and yozora has blueish grey if you were to fuse both colours together you'd get purple which is the colour of royalty which is what noctis is boom kingdom hearts franchise is a fucking dream sequence conjured up by noctis sleeping in his fucking car that's what I've put together XD
@xelandriadarkhros3516
@xelandriadarkhros3516 4 жыл бұрын
YES, SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS. SUBSCRIBED. Now all you need is the multidimensional superpositioning to understand how the disney worlds fit into this and how the cohesive timeline flows.
@FoxKit
@FoxKit 4 жыл бұрын
Totally accurate, except you forgot in KHIII they study Sora's heart and reveal he contains his heart, Roxas' heart, Ventus' heart which contains Vanitas' heart, and also a fourth unknown heart which has been around since before any of the others and is implied by the ending to be Ephemer from Union X who probably also has a heartless and a nobody after Sora's mishap in Hollow Bastion and this story is terrible.
@sagarlamba7416
@sagarlamba7416 4 жыл бұрын
This was the weirdest fan fiction I have ever seen. Loved it
@kleptopolarbear1609
@kleptopolarbear1609 4 жыл бұрын
So the best part is due to recent story updates, Vanitas probably isnt even the same person of Ventus...hes likely the literally manifestation of darkenss itself that became trapped in Ventus's heart when Ventus was sent to the distant future
@yonkonkeroo82
@yonkonkeroo82 4 жыл бұрын
"I think I had a stroke reading these comments." I think I had a stroke listening to this XD
@Masertmaster
@Masertmaster 4 жыл бұрын
Shout out for the person having a stroke reading, I had a stroke listening to this. No offense. Relax, the writers of the story didn't think as much as you did.They're not some sort of almighty divine being that creats and kills when they want. You are not obligated trying to understand a obviously not totally to the end thought out story. They made mistakes throughout the story and built in plot points to fix plotholes etc.Storywise KH is a big watertank with cracks that have a lot of patches so it still is doing its purpose. You all are aproaching it too much with logic. KH is for the feels, for the emotions. Its about what people are willing to do for the ones they love and even if it means their own demise. Its about good vs evil. Its about sacrifice and friendship. Its about the will to be all powerful. And that is why people love it. You obviously love it as well. The only way to fix the holes the weird plot points is to remake the whole story. They redconned KH 1, didnt work. There are 2 many vids of this kind kinda sucks at this point to watch sry. Did you ever read old middle east folklore legends theyre really crazy KH style but they were all about the message and the lesson to be learnt at the end. even if they made little to no sense storywise. Thats how i approach KH and looking at KH this way make it flaws less visible for me and I enjoy it much more.
@alisande_
@alisande_ 3 жыл бұрын
i wholeheartedly agree! KH is the longest-running RPG storyline of all time, so it would be nearly impossible for ANY creator to avoid plot holes and confusing lore implications when you're writing a story over so many installments. of course it sounds confusing when you try to analyze nearly 20 years worth of story at once and condense it into a neat flowchart. watching this video really just made me think of that post that basically says 'cinemasins has ruined the way that we analyze media'. no offense to the person who made this video, but sometimes, going out of your way to find plot holes and overcomplicate things that are rather simple in the actual series is just a bad way to present your media analysis/criticism. a good story doesn't have to be completely watertight from all angles. it's a fantasy series, and the audience is expected to have some suspension of disbelief. like you said, the magic of KH is found in its gameplay, characters, and emotionally driven storytelling. when combined with the plot, all of those aspects work in tandem to create the series that has left an impact on so many people. stripping the plot of all context and chronology, making leaps of logic that aren't even confirmed in the games, and going 'oh look at how confusing this is, it's obviously bad writing' is a lazy way to analyze any form of media, and is quite overdone specifically in regards to KH.
@JoelAntwi
@JoelAntwi 4 жыл бұрын
I got to kh 2.8 and was like "ok its confusing but you know what I've figured it out... "until someone explained to me what happens in kh3 and all the connections/time travel😂. suffice to say I have not played kh3 yet because of all this. and this video confirmed how confusing the whole series is now😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
@quwinzelca5498
@quwinzelca5498 4 жыл бұрын
This whole video sounds like someone on the verge of a breakdown. The sheer tomfoolery that is the KH history has more twists, turns, and drops than a rollercoaster.
@alyssapeterson2004
@alyssapeterson2004 3 жыл бұрын
My way of fixing Kingdom Hearts: time travel with colliding alternate realities... The writers could (also) add the threat of a universe collapsing in on itself. Canon headache over *drops mic*
@irayathecool
@irayathecool 4 жыл бұрын
this gives me the same anger that incomprehensible math does
@PKRockin7
@PKRockin7 4 жыл бұрын
How is it possible for someone to have a voice this cute and endearing Consider me a new fan
@osmarblue
@osmarblue 4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to kingdom hearts where putting to much thought into it hurts. Please turn off your brain on the way in.
@ocean_booi
@ocean_booi 4 жыл бұрын
This series is so confusing the Welsh town with a long ass name makes more sense.
@dragonflyghter6854
@dragonflyghter6854 4 жыл бұрын
The summary to complete this whole video: Kingdom Hearts is basically explaining cell mitosis. The mitochondria is the power house to the cell confirmed.
@trytoo5167
@trytoo5167 4 жыл бұрын
Your confusion stems from how nobodies are created. Roxas, Namine, and Xemnas are all special nobodies, albeit Roxas and Namine are more special since Kairi was a princess of heart. Special Nobodies are brought about by special means and as we can see they don't look like their Somebody counterparts and they have their own personality. Disclaimer: The following is conjecture based off ultimania's and in-game lore b/c Nomura is very careful about not backing himself into a corner. Roxas looks like Ventus because of the linked connection Sora shares with Ventus. If it helps think of quantum entanglement. When Sora was a baby and Ventus was first broken by Xehanort they became entangled. Roxas' "form" was in a superposition state upon creation and it wasn't determined until after he "awoke" in Twilight town; by that time Sora's heartless had already been purified by Kairi so Roxas awoke with Ventus' features, not Sora's. I call it Schrodinger's Roxas. If Kairi hadn't intervened Roxas would have been borned in Hollow Bastion alongside Namine and he would have looked like Sora. However, since Kairi did intervene this action thrusted both Roxas and Namine to the Realm of In Between. Namine was sent to Castle of Oblivion and Roxas to Twilight Town. Normal nobodies retain their memories, however, Roxas is an amnesiac; all of his memories as Sora were sent to Namine, but Namine had all of Kairi's memories already, which is why she can control Sora's memories in COM. Namine's appearnace is also loosely based off of Kairi since she is her nobody, however, since Kairi's body did not fall to darkness Namine used Sora's body as a vessel for her creation. Also your confusing how heart storage works, Nomura is very particular in his interviews. This is how I interpret it, Sora's heart "contains" within it Ventus' heart, which in turn also contains Vanitas'/Darkness' will [note: Vanitas / Darkness never had a heart, they're a manifestation of pure negative emotion], because Ventus' heart was fractured and could not survive on it's own; however, Sora's heart in kh1 did not "contain" Kairi's heart it was just being held within Sora's body i.e. "sharing" his body. For example, you could move her heart to an empty husk and it would be able to move the body, as seen when he releases her heart and it goes back into her body. This is just like the situation with Master Xehanort and Terrra. MX originally planned to enter Terra's body and fully consume Terra's heart by plunging it in darkness; however, Master Eraqus predicting MX's plan sent his will into Terra's heart to protect him, i.e. being "contained" within, [he would cease to exist if he left Terra's heart see KH3 ending]. This prevented MX from fully consuming Terra. So they both "shared" the Terra-Xehanort body. You also have to note that a heartless and nobody are created when a heart has fallen to darkness, but that never happened during the BBS body switch. Master Xehanort willfully gave up his body to channel his heart into Terra's body using Terra's darkness as a means of travel. Compare the Sora and Xehanort scenes for more info, but it can be seen that Sora releases 7 hearts, 6 from the keyblade and 1, Kairi, from himself i.e his heart fell to darkness while the others were released, whereas Xehanort released his own and used the darkness to transport it into Terra's body. No where did Xehanort fall to Darkness; on the contrary it was the complete opposite, Terra's heart fell to darkness by allowing MX passage into his body creating the dark guardian. This is also what Luxu has been doing for centuries. The original Braig doesn't exist anymore. Luxu body swapped and consumed OG Braig, if that wasn't the case every time Luxu became a nobody it would create hundreds of nobodies and heartless. On to Terra-Xehanort's heartless and nobody, since there are two hearts there are two heartless, however, they are bound together as the dark Guardian and Ansem Seeker of Darkness. Terra's heart fell to Darkness in BBS but a nobody was not created because Xehanort had taken control of his body at the time. When Ansem aka Apprentice Xehanort fell to darkness Xehanort heartless and nobody were created using Xehanorts heart and Terra's body. Terra's nobody was not created during this time since his heart had already fallen to darkness. The biggest stretch would be this but this make the most sense to me and with Riku there is very little information I can find. So regarding Riku, in KH2 the explosion of the fake kingdom hearts "magically" expunged Xehanort's hold over Riku's heart so he was reverted back to himself. So there are no traces of Xehanort currently within him. Also Ansem is a heartless so even if he was in Riku he wouldn't create a nobody, he would just be released. Repliku is kind of complicated, since he already faded into darkness in COM, but as of KH3 he faded into light so I want to assume he's gone for good now. But I wouldn't be surprised if we find him in unreality as a partner character since Riku is going to Quadratum alone. Also Xion isn't Sora/Kairi nobody offspring, she was a replica created by Vexen who stole Sora's memories of Kairi who eventually developed her own heart and appearance from interacting with Roxas. So she's technically not related. She's like a 2nd cousin thrice removed. I hope this clarifies things there's no VentusJR/VanitasJR/Xehanort SRJR/Raqxsue/AnsemJR/ReplikuJR. TLDR; maybe? A heart falling to darkness creates Nobodies and Heartless. This all relies on the fact that beings within hearts can't produce nobodies because they are too weak to live outside a heart as seen by Ventus and Eraqus. VentusJR impossible. Ventus' heart is within Sora's heart. While Kairi's heart shared Sora's body. Key difference. Read above for more detail. VanitasJR impossible. Vanitas' will is within Ventus' heart. Also is already a being of pure darkness. XehanortSRJR impossible. He didn't fall to darkness. Raqxsue impossible. Within Terra's heart. AnsemJR impossible. No longer in Riku as of KH2 and also a heartless. ReplikuJR unlikely but Nomura.
@Dario-uj6qo
@Dario-uj6qo Жыл бұрын
While I mostly agree I would say Vanitas does have a heart, while he is mosly darkness and negative emotions he was also formed from part of Ventus heart, hence why his is fractured at the start of bbs and missing a part, otherwise he wouldn't be able to use a keyblade
@laeliamares3196
@laeliamares3196 Жыл бұрын
I play kingdom hearts: this is how confusing it is Kh3 is the 12th game of the series
@nexelray3207
@nexelray3207 4 жыл бұрын
I would say that you’re thinking too much, but that would just be goofy.
@krabman2889
@krabman2889 2 жыл бұрын
This is shipping, but the captain placed a brick on the pedal and jumped off the boat and the boat traveled throughout space and time
@michaelpitter9193
@michaelpitter9193 4 жыл бұрын
Even though that made no sense and was completely off from the game series narrative, it was so funny!
@JapanFreak2595
@JapanFreak2595 4 жыл бұрын
Should I tell her that Eraqus’ body disappeared after getting shot? Can’t have a nobody if there ain’t no body. I mean usually the heart leaves it’s vessel before becoming a nobody. Death so far has been visualized as just the heart floating toward the sky as the body disappears. And I shall see myself out.
@kingdomking224
@kingdomking224 4 жыл бұрын
Ventus’ heart never left and came back to make roxas. I don’t think they ever implied it left
@setteplays
@setteplays 4 жыл бұрын
I love to watch spoiler riddled kingdom hearts videos without even playing a single game. It's the very definition of "haha what" I was very entertained to the very end without understanding a single word or abbreviation. And if I do play the games in the future, I'm sure I'll be surprised at every twist and corner as if I didn't ever saw countless 3 hours videos about the plot. Kingdom Hearts is what defines this new art era.
@Casp545
@Casp545 4 жыл бұрын
I know nothing about kingdom hearts but I'm oddly invested in this video
@rufustrosky6953
@rufustrosky6953 4 жыл бұрын
Hezu vid before my B-Day, this is a boon of great luck
@nearmart7208
@nearmart7208 4 жыл бұрын
We can all agree that Xehanort is abusing the nobody-heartless mechanic. Pls nerf.
@maiabomb
@maiabomb 4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever heard of union cross? I think it'd be really interesting to see you make a video with your thoughts on the story of back cover/union cross!
@1992holycrap
@1992holycrap 3 жыл бұрын
Hezuneutral: "Kingdom Hearts can't be fixed." Cryptonix02's rewrite: "Allow me to introduce myself."
@riccardoleone4265
@riccardoleone4265 4 жыл бұрын
You can't fix a franchise that sells only because of Disney's bait, and Disney storylines are just fillers and Disney is ok with that because it doesn't want its wholesome family-friendly stories to be manipulated by a Japanese closeted teenager in the body of a 50-years old
@STUP1DSP1DER
@STUP1DSP1DER 3 жыл бұрын
I am so lost but I’m loving these descriptions
@frogspawnn1076
@frogspawnn1076 2 жыл бұрын
you're telling me this video was ONLY 5 MINUTES?? felt like an eternity ._.
@MoreOre563
@MoreOre563 4 жыл бұрын
Family Trees, Expensive Children, Cars!? Why did you make it 100 times more confusing aaaaaa-
@c0mpu73rguy
@c0mpu73rguy 4 жыл бұрын
KH is pure madness and I love it! (Never show this video to Nomura! His imagination is wild enough as it is XD)
@MaestroAlvis
@MaestroAlvis 4 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this matters but the keyblades that sora and master xehanort used weren't just any old keyblades. Sora, used the "Keyblade of People's Hearts" which was made from a bunch of seperate hearts and master xehanort used The Gazing Eye (no name) which was made from the Master of Masters. Are we sure that Eriqueus would get a nobody since he got killed by terra's normal keyblade?
@nemesisoftheinternet927
@nemesisoftheinternet927 4 жыл бұрын
I have not yet watched the first video and already I wanna take whoever KH's writer is and snap all his pencils in half so he can't torment us anymore.
@derekhibbard9018
@derekhibbard9018 4 жыл бұрын
If only my childhood self knew what he was getting into when he got KH1
@raymondthrone7197
@raymondthrone7197 4 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't work because he mostly writes in crayon
@WarmLillie
@WarmLillie 4 жыл бұрын
You know stuff is serious when intro broken...
@Meufist
@Meufist 4 жыл бұрын
Holy hell I subscribed immediately after watching, you go girl!
@racekitty
@racekitty 4 жыл бұрын
This is crazier than a day time soap opera.
@rororayan99
@rororayan99 4 жыл бұрын
5:50 this made me lough so BAD
@ML1399TheyStoleMyName
@ML1399TheyStoleMyName 4 жыл бұрын
Oh dear I've gone cross eyed
@mechashadow
@mechashadow 4 жыл бұрын
This whole Junior subplot idea has completely blindsided me.
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