I cant believe I can look THIS BAD

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[@betealvarez]

Fifty shades of orange 😂😂😂

[@Jordys_Cursed_Camera]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nonazagranica2098]

exactly 😂😂😂😂

[@purplebunnyprincess7651]

orange is the new judy

[@Pxracozm_]

Lmfao for real, best comment I've seen today.

[@iwettamakowiecka9961]

You win 😂

[@cspattison1]

The amount of visible eyeball when she's applying mascara....I can't even!... I'm dying 😂

[@mariafoslihansen7801]

I was afraid it would pop out😂

[@anissacandy4033]

She opened Judy’s third eye that day

[@maaikenijs301]

Haha I was laughing so hard, it was really sad for her exualy

[@nicola_pink]

I was wheezing 😭😂

[@Resinbyjill]

Im dying😂😂😂

[@patisteingass7656]

“The auntie at the wedding judging everyone” was spot on!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@jensnyder07]

Narration was on POINT today… LOL. Cheetos and 3 business days. I’m on the floor 😂😂

[@HeavenlyiceDream]

at 02:26 your face exactly matches the flooring. i died laughing right there. i am so sorry lol

[@mariafoslihansen7801]

She went from the colour of the chair to the colour of the floor😂😂

[@anthonyd2303]

LOL it's true

[@jennifertingelof-truecrime5890]

Omg yes 😂😂

[@EmmieCollignon]

Hahhaha yeah I thought the same thing 😂

[@sunflowermyeyes9758]

😂😂😂😂

[@noodlechild666]

lol she turned you into an Oompa Loompa.

[@moondra3481]

Her face matches the color of the floor😂😂😂😂😂.

[@carolinaheckard5059]

Lol😂it looks so caked on . 😂😂😂😂

[@The.neverrending.story.73]

The same exact thing that I was going to say!!!!! 😂 😂 😂

[@lisapiatanesi5680]

My thoughts exactly!

[@christinestarbucksandthe2292]

I just can't stop lmao😂😂😂😂😂

[@ChimeraGirl_]

I can't get over how intense the eyeliner is! SO. MUCH. EYELINER.

[@JuliaXoXoSEAL]

I'm sad for your water lines, but when you said "this took three business days"...I snorted water out of my nose!!! Why did you say that right when I was taking a drink? Who do I put the insurance claim into? I almost choked to death!!! Thank you Judy! I needed that laugh so much. My car is being worked on as we speak and I am cringing at how in the heck will I pay for it, then this laugh made me remember the world is going to be ok. LOL xoxox

[@bizzle4266]

Wow! So natural! Can barely tell you're wearing makeup!

[@Rosmarin74]

She should go back and ask for a party look. If this is ”natural” then I don’t even dare to think about what monstrosity the more made-up makeup would look like😉😅

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

You look like a Simpson's character 😂😂 those colors "I saw beyond the 5th dimension" had me rolling 😂😂

[@zahiraarbelo5049]

I said the same thing 🤣🤣

[@samanthafairweather9186]

I thought that too! I was thinking one of the Bouvier twins!! 😂 Marge's sisters for the uninitiated.

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

🤣🤣 I'm not alone

[@samesta5695]

It’s not terribly done but it’s so harsh.

[@calelastyles825]

The 5th dimension one.😂 I had to just lay my phone face down at that point.

[@raemarie4412]

"And boy...When we started doing my mascara, I saw the fifth dimension. I saw beyond our Universe. Beyond the entire galaxy, I saw" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Princesseva8818]

Yeah that’s when I laughed HAHHAHA the eye wide open was too funny

[@virgofairy88]

At least she blended down to your neck. When I was in high school in the 00’s everyone wore the wrong shade and no one was blending down to the neck. Thank you for entertaining us and sitting through all these makeup looks ❤

[@karami8844]

I remember that too! It was not even to the ears or around the jawline. And it was always four shades lighter.

[@andilenkwandla]

"I look like a witch " 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I'm rolling on the floor

[@its_yassser]

Me too 😂😂😂😂

[@andilenkwandla]

@@its_yassser 😂😂😂

[@MaggieTyree]

Cheeto dust orange is the new black this season. So chic, so Wisconsin cheddar with a skosh of industrial sandpaper. The newest trend for a spring 2024 eyebrow look is going for width over volume. The tail will be blending into the temple hairline by April. We call this look Paper Bag Lunch girl. 🎉 👏

[@LyLy-hz3bd]

😂😂😂

[@yazzmagtalas]

I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliecarter7962]

😂😂😂 I needed that laugh! Thank you!❤

[@steveevans3846]

I've run out of ideas for Sim names so I'm stealing Industrial Sandpaper, ty! 😂

[@pixieazul19]

😂 or 😢 can't decide

[@bubls.]

It's honestly impressive how she managed to turn you from a sweet young woman to an angry old witch

[@alexbc7360]

I just love how they’re “hygienic” enough to use a brush on Judy’s lips but go straight in with the eyeliner pens & fluid wands 😵‍💫

[@brittanym9266]

I think we could have a Bingo card with things that these mua’s do to Judy. 🤣

[@courtney9899]

Omg yes someone needs to do this

[@Hank.Will.I.Ams.]

🗣Bingo night 🗣 Bingo night🗣

[@steveevans3846]

Well I've got a full house with Crusty Ass brush, Incorrect Shade, Incorrectly Applied, Crusty, and Eyeball Torture.

[@victoriap2]

so natural! the new clean girl aesthetic 😌

[@jenniferwbc]

Judy- please get some balm makeup remover! It’s so much easier and more gentle than scrubbing with wipes!

[@ambers5421]

I audibly gasped at the reveal picture. Parts had so much potential for a moment and then BAM.

[@pumafume]

This might be Judy's funniest voiceover of all time 😂

[@magathax1587]

The eyebrows were so good…and then she came back in to “fix” them.

[@Fran_Glass]

I was about to say this. I was sitting here going "oh the eyebrows aren't so bad" and then....

[@cjinpa5713]

Had to make it look like the rest. Couldn’t leave those natural looking. Nope. She had an actual caterpillar on them after. The wooliest of wooly worms. Good god 🤦‍♀️

[@changethepeople3425]

judy i LOVE your videos, like literally ur videos relax me and ur the only reason i open youtube

[@nerls22]

The eyeliners makes me wanna cry 😭

[@itssteph263]

It's giving The Jersey Shore. 16:20 judgmental aunt when you get up to get dessert

[@kiwikrg]

I SAID IT WAS AUNT FROM JERSEY TOO OMG

[@SUGAs_Shadow85]

Omg Jersey Shore noooo 😅😅

[@Nunya_b1]

Yessss 😂

[@blairkiser31]

oh i was thinking more russian drug dealer/mobster’s permanently pissed off wife energy hahaha

[@Timbit]

how do they not see an issue with the foundation lmao

[@littlemisskilljoy0]

The amount of eyeliner is what highschool emo me could never achieve but always wanted.

[@k-9636]

Love your sunglasses!!!!

[@needmoresnacks]

She obviously felt offended you didn't want the tan so she gave you the *alternative*

[@KimberlyRamus-vh7kp]

yes, "extra tan" 😂😂

[@superbadger15]

It's that episode of friends when Ross goes to the tanning salon and it goes wrong 😂

[@ChrystalVanDusseldorp]

"I'm an *8*?!?!?! 😂

[@Ha-fg5xg]

Mississipilessly?

[@ZaZaRaZarah]

​@@Ha-fg5xg Hahahaha...😂

[@steveevans3846]

Judy is a solid 15 mississipi's

[@RoxannRubi]

the classical music at the end was such a good touch---it was giving judge judy 📺

[@iliner6214]

YA girllll! This is a great natural make up look for you :D you could wear this every day

[@user-rz2we8lr5v]

Omg Linda's when the orange went on I could not stop 😂😂😂😂 SORRY Judy ❤

[@mariafoslihansen7801]

I just gaped, my bf "what is it" she is turning into a sun😂😂

[@SarahKat329]

I actually gasped. Like, literally. Lol, you poor thing. Thank you for always entertaining us, though. I don't think this will ever get old, although, I do love all the different videos you post. Much love ❤️

[@lucyvirgo3391]

Why is this video so funny I'm dying 😭🤣🤣🤣 fair play Judy 🤣 iconic queeeen

[@jeanpoole9292]

You always have the best soundtracks

[@xXNekou]

The "I saw the fifth dimension" moment had me laughing so hard I choked and almost died lol

[@miann_cosmetics7043]

Glad to see Judy Simpson coming back with another video 😂

[@TopHatNat]

OMG the music and sound effects are hilarious and transported me to place long ago where creating monsters was a pastime. Thank you Judy for being that monster. Mwah ha ha ha !!!

[@CobaltDream]

This entire video absolutely sent me. Thank you for suffering for us and also I'M SORRY because it's really just not okay at all. Oh my godddddd

[@nokulungaphiwokuhlengema2855]

Yaaaaaaassss! My jaundiced Queen 🤌🏽

[@LisaNC832]

💀🤣🤣

[@rifflinthemind.5793]

I so appreciate this top quality horror content, I had to watch from behind a pillow bc the flies, the eye pencil, the layers, it was too freaking scary 😂

[@cec_washere3749]

😂😂😂 I'm rolling on the floor!!! The mascara moment 😅😅😅

[@artemis2666]

I can't. With that 10 second stare straight at the camera. JUDY! This makeup arteeest managed to make you borderline creep status. Good criminy! Your facial expression says everything. 😅 I needed a good giggle. Thank you for all you go through just for our entertainment.

[@promisedmysun6044]

3:35 you look absolutely freaking done with EVERYTHING 😂

[@LunarEleven]

The orange!! I am dying inside. This MUA owes Trump for her... "Artistic inspiration".....

[@mylamkk]

Congrats on 1 MILLION SUBS!!! ❤️😋👏

[@adriennetorres8028]

Besides the orange foundation and extra length on the eyebrows, this is actually really beautiful I thought lol ☺️

[@jenn8179]

My jaw DROPPED with that foundation look! In. What. World. Do MUA's (I use the term loosely) see that and think "Yep! Perfect"???? 😂😂😂

[@annette325]

One foundation fits all.

[@mrsgrim8982]

LMAO

[@frightfang]

“Natural” 💀🤣

[@HiNurd]

When you walk in the salon looking 20 and leave looking 50

[@agnieszkaadamkiewicz4747]

50, but well kept

[@PH7018c]

Me gustan tus videos porque haces la voz en off y muestras el proceso sin cortes de camara donde algunas personas aparecen hablando.. ❤

[@jessicamller]

I love your videos & especially your comments 😂😂❤

[@agatamacierzynska4436]

The fly 🪰 is just sooo perfect 👌 👍 🥰 😂😂😂😂 the timing...lol

[@LunarEleven]

Before Judy even said "I'm about to ruin your mood with this makeup" I was already feeling anxious from the thumbnail and title, wondering if it's good for my mental health to watch this first thing in the morning. But you know what, she suffered for our entertainment so the only support we can give is to suffer vicariously 😢 Edit: I can't believe I have to clarify this... I'm not serious, y'all are the weird ones for assuming that.

[@elliesmith8139]

I really hope you're exaggerating... if not God save us from the snowflakes

[@Kar0lina_Gra]

At my place it is 18 in the evening. 😅

[@Esther-br9yt]

@@elliesmith8139fr

[@Nsobloo]

@@elliesmith8139literally lmao. Never that serious

[@Littlebingus]

You’ll be ok jesus

[@Fishyprints]

You are always so brave. 🙌🏼

[@nyanazulu8756]

O my gosh!!!!! natural look she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kiratheusagiisworkshop5266]

"Fair" as in fairly orange or what? 😂

[@ofi7911]

She just made you look like an Indian auntie lmao, the lips I can’t 😂

[@nicolaoffert4006]

Just the music alone had my anxiety off the scale 😂🎶 As for the make up, I'd say an absolute classic ! 🧡🧡

[@user-rt8qo4ke4r]

Despite the orange skin she emphasised your eyes which is great and your eyes are extremely beautiful so I really like the eyes! I do understand your feelings about the makeup in general and I agree with everything you said but the eyes looked stunning !

[@mynx369]

OMG!! And I thought that the one place a while back had given you the most orange 🍊 peachy appearance but I'd definitely not seem everything yet! That colour was atrocious! !!! As you mentioned already, I too would hate to have seen their "tanned" look!!!😮😢😂😂😂

[@jocushing49]

I always admire your ability to keeps your eyes open and not watering and today she broke you! It must have been bad you have been through a lot!!

[@thegoddess_selen9513]

Your commentary I live for lol

[@ralithelion]

Waking up to your video, best day ever!!

[@user-ow7sz4kd4s]

you are so lucky to have such a nice skin and complexion, if i were you i'd never wear makeup. you're beautiful

[@reinamurillo7078]

You matched the “hardwood” floors 😂

[@karishultz2950]

Omg the gold & orange honestly made me think of the music video for the redone version of zombie by bad wolves 😂

[@lexiepsy]

Trump Cheeto makeup!!! Omggggg 🧡🧡🧡

[@alisasusannaoliver504]

I love you Judyyyy ❤️🫶

[@MarinaBallerina]

The music had me rolling 😂

[@macsc6112]

Now i really want to see the tanned look!

[@agatamacierzynska4436]

Love the sound effects 😂😂😂😂

[@SassyFraspondue]

Great way to start my Wednesday

[@user-zz5pc9fn6i]

Judy,I love you and your a fabulous girl .Please,I want you to stand up for yourself,you must say- that hurts or please don’t do that ! You have put up with so much for so long. I shout it for you ! Judy,come on honey,even just a little.x

[@lilac890]

Omg I’m laughing so hard, “I saw the fifth dimension ” no one edits videos funnier than you. The muuuuusic 😂😂😂😂

[@thelissieshow9881]

Horrifying! I loved it ❤

[@rorulent]

The fly killed me😅😅💀

[@melinda_coffee_nerd]

🤣The commentary gets me every time 🤣

[@SassyMa_]

The sound effects are everything 😂😅😢🎉❤

[@martesolluna]

Ha ha ha love your comments and your choice of music! Oh poor you and your skin!

[@HanHold12]

The eye twitch. You're killing me!

[@therewassun]

I was laughing so hard at the mascara scene “I saw past the galaxy” 👀👀👀👀

[@Oxorius]

The sound effects are so unhinged 😂 the fire crackling had me howling

[@lindzeygreer7830]

Is it just me or is the noises Judy adds makes it so satisfying

[@2kdbas]

I would so love to see a collab with you and Robert welsh, it would be an awesome video! 💖

[@fighttheevilrobots3417]

Yes!

[@lanabujang5888]

She already did a while ago 😊

[@lesleyrobertson2152]

There was collab many moons ago, but they weren’t in the same country - more of zoom call vibe. We all know we want to see Robert actually do her make up!!

[@heatherr.3971]

I like your lip color!

[@sunflowermyeyes9758]

Oh and CONGRATS ON CROSSING 1 MILLION SUBS 🎉❤❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉 DESERVED

[@charliemusick2016]

Judy looks really good in a grungey makeup style and lip color is really pretty on her but the foundation color is harsh asf. I felt like this could’ve been good if the eyeshadow and lip color were a bit more on the neutral side.

[@mariapriest4106]

You are better off using a balm or some type of oil based makeup remover and massage it to melt it all off. Using only wipes can be harsh on the skin.

[@christinestarbucksandthe2292]

Omg, I laughed so hard when you said you saw the 5th dimension! Enjoy it every time!

[@christinestarbucksandthe2292]

And if that was the natural look is. I wonder what the made up look is like!

[@fiorellapacheco8025]

Poor judy 😂❤❤❤❤❤ agression at thr face

[@lynnvaughn5244]

When the q tip comes in it kills me every time 😂😂

[@rothemonster3671]

Well.. couldn't enjoy the taste of the kinder bueno i ate while watching (and i was so excited to watch your video). If that's the natural look i am curious to see the tan one. Poor Judy, deserves a prize for patience and resilience❣

[@elizabethwest5949]

14:04 She gave you the look of a cold blooded psychopath. I wouldn’t have imagined it was possible. Amazing.

[@SassyMa_]

3 business days!!!! ❤😂 Im dead 😊

[@clawhiskaz4554]

Judy changed colours when she took that make up off 🤣

[@yugenknows740]

I'm alone in my house but literally yelled "oh my God!!" When that first blop of orange went on her face. 😱🍊😂

[@jenn8179]

😂😂😂

[@sarahhanson7127]

Me too but I'm telling my cat all about it! 😂 I'm showing her the screen! I'm so shocked that I have to share it 😂

[@nerd26373]

We will always have your back, Judy. Do stay safe no matter what happens.