I caught two huge anacondas!

[@TheSwolethatwasPromised.]

"Don't do that, guys." Wasn't gonna.

[@Moonstone-vw9iz]

Fr I’d be running 😂

[@edwinvelasquez1528]

wasnt gonna indicates youll try it now that youve seen it, i think the term your looking for is "Fuck all that business, ill pass"

[@Eristasa]

Tbh him poking it made me flinch… freakin hate spiders.

[@halflight8811]

Bro I felt that

[@TheBeavadelic]

I booped a wolf spider once. Once. Never bopping a spider bigger than a quarter ever again.

[@jclampy_1]

“guys i escaped the yoink!” “nah he definitely let you go” “no seriously, I escaped the yoink man!”

[@misael7974]

The whole jungle calling cap

[@Aesthetic_onion_]

"we won't believe you until we see it by our own eyes"

[@Thisguy0187]

Stop the cap.

[@AF-cv7pf]

"No one can escape the yoink"

[@falconcowboy9995]

No really!!!! He had his camera and lights and everything........why don't you believe me 😢

[@TheLostPrimarch2nd]

This man saw Steve Irwin and his only thought was: "Bet"

[@Cousin_Bear31]

Put some respect on Steve IRWIN’s name

[@justindougherty976]

It’s the generation. They don’t care

[@marcopineda9507]

@@Cousin_Bear31not to worry, if he keeps on doing this, he will meet Steve pretty soon

[@Valphire]

​@@marcopineda9507 💀

[@daltonkunath8252]

​@@marcopineda9507 can I meet him 💀

[@9ine986]

This Guy leaves the entire wildlife traumatized

[@BramTheDemon]

His ancestor.

[@27858]

bro casually bullying the entire ecosystem

[@JesseBundrick]

Somehow

[@user-bp5cd6xq1t]

Bullying 😂😂😂😂😂nah dude he gaslighted the predators into being the pray

[@The_Jim]

Do you always just steal popular comments from other posts?

[@JesseBundrick]

@@The_Jim where else have you seen someone put that? It's my first time 🤣

[@The_Jim]

@@JesseBundrick literally every yoink video this guy does…

[@professorcraze5559]

"Hey its a deadly wandering spider!" "Boop"

[@Michael_VG]

You forgot the best part: “Don’t do that guys” like we’d go up and touch a giant spider

[@professorcraze5559]

@@Michael_VG especially since its one of, if not, the most venomous spiders in the world

[@user-zk8wd8kh8v]

Number 1000 for u

[@Magicpotato-zv7fq]

@@professorcraze5559is it the one that makes yo pp hard for too long?

[@timwillard3359]

​@Michael_VG idk why, but I get a feeling some dumbass did it, so his lawyer told him to add a disclaimer, lol.

[@GoodLakewater]

Bro is a national threat in every forest

[@user-um3yb4fd8b]

Gator: "yo guys u wont believe that i escaped the yoink" The whole jungle: "🧢 yeah we dont"

[@blarfroer8066]

Yoinkman's ancestor: hey guys, I'm looking for that 50ft Titanoboa

[@areswalker5647]

Scared into extinction

[@machinchouette5233]

I just found this cute t-rex puppy… *YOINK*

[@marksezer3994]

Too small how about 100ft

[@dheerajsharma5297]

Fun fact: titanoboa has been dethroned, now the largest snake title is held by VASUKI INDICUS, it's recent news

[@mkmc612]

Whatever the fuk the last one was god save me from.that

[@Jonathan_Scrogham]

Didn’t know anteaters were chill like that

[@Simply_Spacedust]

They’re just adorable little cuties that can cut open your stomach with a single slash 😊❤

[@thenecromancer177]

Yeah… I don’t know how he did that

[@Downgrade87]

Ant eaters have awful vision and will slash at anything that moves, thier claws are very strong and can rip a person apart.

[@jaopescador]

they are not

[@roys.1889]

usually they aren't so either that one was used to humans or he knew that the yoink man was chill so he let him touch

[@flubdoe]

“I just bullied teddy” “I just bullied a 150 pound 15 foot long anaconda”

[@thetrmoon8tr946]

"oh look a living breathing tyrannosaurus rex!" "Y O I N K"

[@claraornelas4321]

Where you goin upink it on its itti bitty teeth 😮😂

[@hullbreaker45]

At this point the twenty footer is shaking in his non-existent boots

[@hadensnodgrass3472]

"There is a snake in my boot!" - Big Yoink

[@GreenPoint_one]

Wooden shoe? (Family guy joke)

[@laraallen5004]

Well that 22ft one is dead like for real

[@dublinoseven3279]

Shaking thinking about becoming a pair of boots.

[@theperfectbotsteve4916]

his one conical boot

[@captainc0rgi]

"You've got a pretty mouth" had me flabbergasted. If he ever gets put in prison, I fear for the other inmates

[@josephcook5012]

fr

[@GothSliver]

Yonk

[@guyman2674]

Imagine being in jail because you killed 15 people or something, and then you just get yoinked by a guy

[@cmvp496]

“Hey look it’s a domestic violence case.” *boop*

[@masonhall2297]

*Gets put in jail for murder* "You got a pretty mouth mister" *Gets grabbed by the head* "YOINK"

[@hunteruhuruazrael]

"This spider will k*ll you" "Boop" ... "Don't do what I just did..." 😂😂😂

[@nicolePiazza]

“this guy may look harmless, but he’s a highly venomous fertile ant” -A Florida man

[@Cat-tastrophee]

*Fer-de-lance

[@Cardinal_73]

That gator will definitely be an inspiration for the other animals on how he escaped the yoink

[@ananabanana340]

It's not an alligator

[@noahgraff-uw8rs]

He's a veteran, and has survived multiple tours in the everglades.

[@josephcook5012]

@@ananabanana340it’s a swamp puppy

[@clplayzxz10101]

​@@josephcook5012it's a camion, so it's a lil guy

[@parthry9321]

Was looking for this comment 😂

[@sadmaybe8013]

"Run it's an Australian!" "No, that's a Florida man." "Oh! Then there's no hope in trying."

[@snowboardslider24]

100th like #yoink!

[@110Ironfist]

ngl, I think Australians are more crazy.

[@theplebqueen0v053]

726th like #yoink!

[@ItsAnsAsian]

845th like #yoink!

[@shade7033]

1.8k #yoink!

[@johnsonjj117]

dude launched himself at that gator like he was a professional wrestler

[@javiercisneros1042]

The owl really said no chick-fil-a sauce 💀

[@kingvon9467]

Not an owl, I believe its name is the nightjar

[@MyHandelsMessiah]

0:57 "You got a pretty mouth mister" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@benlyon5118]

*dueling banjos starts playing

[@hangtime911]

Later the bird was heard squealing like a piggy.

[@fro9gy766]

669. Nice

[@Kareemle]

Bro got almost 1000 likes by quoting exactly what the video said and putting skull emojis..

[@joaocoragem17]

Mr. Urutau

[@Les3awe]

If I ever survive a plane crash and get stuck in a jungle, I'll pray that this dude is with me

[@awesomedude222]

"and here we have a plane crash survivor, he looks pretty hungry. Boop"

[@StrakanDocrusReakal]

​@@awesomedude222 i was expecting it to end with a "yoink"

[@majestichowler2254]

That's a bad idea he'll just let y'all starve as he yoinks and boops for fun

[@RongYao-ww8xf]

This dude wouldn't help you avoid danger, he'll find it and grab it by the neck

[@xfaithxcookiex]

Nah same but he would probably yoink me

[@Bunnilo_90]

“Ooh! Found a full grown raptor!” “YOINK”

[@batyamedved5625]

Garrett was feeling merciful today.

[@yashikathakur6633]

"911 what's your emergency" "My dignity was yoinked"

[@Rerpesentz]

Fucking caiman bit my finger off again

[@nirakshara]

Gold 🥇😂🤘

[@vikramavadooth]

“Can I ask what your name is” “Idk I was always called crocodile or someshit but this mf is calling me swamp puppy”

[@talleywa5772]

That anteater was unironically the most danger we've ever seen him in. That claw is no joke.

[@BermudaHawk47]

That Anteater was definitely either a lil guy from a rehab center or the Yoink Man’s hands are just that GIRTHY and the Anteater knows who he’s messing with

[@Samuri_Jack_Enjoyer]

Pls stop using the word unironically wrong. It's actually IRONIC that the ant eater was the most dangerous thing in this video

[@ivaldi13]

​@@Samuri_Jack_Enjoyer Well, irony has two definitions. You're thinking of the disparity between expectation and reality. The other guy is thinking of the disparity between what is said and what is meant. "Unironically" can mean that expectations and reality aligned, sure, but it can also mean that a statement and its intended, literal meaning aligned. In other words, "unironically" is here being used in the same manner as "really," "actually," "truly," "seriously," "veritably," "factually," "deadass," "in all seriousness," "not joking," or any other synonymous word or phrase that is intended to emphasize the veracity of a given statement. TL;DR: His usage was right, just different from the usage to which you are accustomed.

[@paulaswam5909]

Yall hilarious Ackchyually gets beat by Dr. Ackchyually

[@theannoyingdahg]

@@Samuri_Jack_Enjoyer It wasn't used wrong tho, an anteater is WAY more dangerous than most of the other animals in this video

[@josepha7157]

“You got a pretty mouth” was unsettling 😂😂😂😂

[@onabatlleblog579]

The way this guy yoinks the gators is crazy

[@No-D1ddy]

“this little snake may look harmless, buts its a highly venomous snake” as he has it like 5 inches from his face

[@yeshuagunther4819]

I might be wrong but I also think the fer de lance is the fastest striking snake in the world. Not faster than the yoink man.

[@Silverin_]

The Fer de Lance's venom is terrifying, Brave Wilderness did a video on what it can do to your blood

[@jamesrezac3723]

omg exactly what i was thinking

[@TheSLashera]

​@@yeshuagunther4819 It's not the fastest. That should be Death adder or Puff adder. But all vipers have very fast strikes so yeah, not a great idea either way.

[@anjumarareaper5128]

@@yeshuagunther4819 fastest striking snake is the death adder. He will not be yoinking that.

[@williamdavis5711]

"You gotta pretty mouth mister" is now hands down the scariest thing I could hear at night in the rain forest of all places.

[@triphophoney2981]

That would be The Diddler hiding out from the law whispering in your ear. 😂

[@sbevil_kinevil2898]

What makes it worse is how he said it.

[@The_Dying_Rose]

Only worse if it's Herbert the perverts voice.

[@Tharuler666]

@@triphophoney2981this the comment I was looking for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@fernandocapblanca3556]

Props to the anaconda for not snitching

[@madmadgammer8596]

As an Aussie, can confirm he as balls of steel and I name him an honorary Aussie

[@Furryslayer-so5xp]

Bros flirting with death at this point

[@abtl1154]

I think he's gone far past flirting by now

[@Carrionation]

Bro is f***** death actually

[@BermudaHawk47]

They’re engaged

[@zomboids2100]

When is Floridaman *NOT* flirting with death?

[@IEffingLoveShoes]

Death just called and said he doesn’t want anything to do the Yoink man. He said he is just too dangerous and scary for him.

[@Maddie_TT7]

“You gotta pretty mouth mister-“ *COUGH*

[@weirdchibideitylink4751]

THATS WHAT I WAS DID TOO

[@a.u.j6340]

This man hunts gators like they're his hommies 😂

[@V3mpire]

Bro casually jumped on a swamp puppy and all he had to say was “yoink”

[@dulanethdilhara9323]

"Oooh look 2 kilometer godzilla " " Yoink "

[@Ahmerk-op8tm]

underrated lol

[@BOUH1316]

😂 best comment ever

[@dulanethdilhara9323]

@@BOUH1316 thanks brother

[@American_Lobster]

Casual Geographic: One anteater mauled a zookeeper to death with its sharp claws. Fishingarret: Aww isnt he so cute?

[@revcrussell]

Happened in 2007, Argentina.

[@DKdrop]

They are adorable though.

[@StarSeed1921]

Casual geographic needs to colab with this man

[@devIx0_o]

zoo keeper was probably hasbulla😊

[@TheTrueMr.Chicken]

​@@StarSeed1921safari, he yoinks it and CG talks about what it is

[@mrgoodguy9929]

Bro casually held a extremely venomous snake😂

[@KennnethAtkinson]

Definition of "i was born in Florida"😂

[@markf.9396]

That anteater is friggin’ adorable. It looks both confused and happy.

[@richardpowell4281]

I feel like this is the closest we'll ever get to another Steve Irwin

[@kalanispencer1015]

Steve has a son and daughter who are both just like him. The three of them would be a killer team.

[@savannahs8914]

He's just Steve Erwin from Florida

[@jerzeyhill5413]

@@savannahs8914which is way crazier he”ll yoink a electric el and won’t feel pain I’m convinced

[@bencrailer8483]

Then I guess his end will be inevitable

[@tooshady47446ttv]

​@@bencrailer8483yeah sadly it only takes one bad experience and all the good ones didn't matter😢

[@ThatRedSW20]

That anteater might be the safest animal this channel has ever recorded

[@kingconrad4577]

Bro that anteater looked chill as hell

[@wisewyatt5668]

"This is a huge deathly venomous 200 pound snake with a bite strength of 4,000 pounds. YOINK."

[@imjerebear5585]

I know it's a joke but there is no venomous snake that can be 200 pounds

[@omarhamed7793]

Probably meant the titanoboa ​@@imjerebear5585

[@K-Epix]

@@imjerebear5585 Green anacondas are normally 500 pounds ._.

[@user-ws7gh6um1h]

@@imjerebear5585factttt Gestapo

[@Papi_Buzz]

​​@@K-Epix But they're not venomous? They're constrictors, they crush their victims

[@SkillIssueOfficial]

"I fear no man... but that thing... It scares me"

[@dreamer_4937]

Is that Euron from GoT?

[@Anthony-td3uu]

​@@dreamer_4937Nah, it's a quote from Heavy from Team Fortress 2

[@SteelReaper4450]

No, i- i ain‘t talking about that freak alright? HE‘S NOT HERE IS HE? How do i get the f*cking thing off?

[@Shad0WWalker]

"Dont do this" Boops a deadly spider 😂

[@KairoHakurou]

Garett: **Yoinks Large Snakes** My brain: So can you also do it? Me: *Nah, I'd Die.* 💀☠️

[@sawyervance3758]

this dude just pet a random anteater like a dog, tanked a sting from a bullet ant, and caught 2 snakes sourced directly from my nightmares all under a minute

[@zomboids2100]

And had an extremely venomous snake within face distance too

[@enterthejouz6728]

Yeah and I think he is not married.

[@spicy7109]

And jumped onto alligators

[@mega-chad8809]

@@enterthejouz6728this says a lot about society?

[@gatorjettv9423]

And poked a wandering spider

[@vidhiverma7680]

Highly venomous snake Proceeds to put it near his face

[@Constable_Bob]

My thoughts exactly

[@sax_ash4614]

I had to scroll way too far to see this 😭 like bruh why are you putting probably one of the most feared and deadliest snakes on the planet next to your face just sounds like a terrible idea

[@charleskaplan3567]

It was safe but extremely awkward for the snake socially. LOL.

[@shovelknight14]

Same with the spider 😂

[@booperthebest1501]

@@charleskaplan3567 definitely not safe- its still a wild animal and it was mostly free on his hook. his face was comfortably in striking distance, and it could have struck him if it wanted to

[@LyranVega]

There's no way he would've been fast enough to dodge the bite of the poisonous snake he had beside his face 😭😭

[@ParadoxSupreme-hl4lg]

**you have alerted the horde*

[@Kittylynx101]

Dudes just casually petting a wild giant anteater

[@DGP873]

This man is single handedly speedrunning the most dangerous forests out there

[@user-xj1cs4sf1e]

If he saying you shouldn't do something, you really shouldn't!

[@vyvianalcott1681]

He really shouldn't be booping wandering spiders but it's his life lol

[@human-vp6vs]

don't worry we don't plan on trying

[@Cfullerrrr]

Booping a wandering spider is insane

[@jakeplayz2525]

“I let this Bullet Ant sting me” *Coyote Peterson joined the chat.*

[@shpeed]

somebody give this man an Australian passport

[@M00N3CL1SPE]

Lmao I'm tired and I was scrolling kinda fast and your pfp looked like "@Xisuma" s for a second???

[@E3ws3wd3ews]

The yoink man can’t be stopped

[@werdiscord867]

A came escaped the yoink :(

[@nk-qo7gu]

​@@werdiscord867 First creature to survive the yoink

[@maximusdunn3262]

"You got a pretty mouth Mr" would probably be absolutely terrifying to hear at night

[@loudy12]

"You got a pretty mouth Mr." Crazy work😂

[@dnbsoldier7259]

Fer-de-lance might be the craziest yoink, yet. You're wild for that one.

[@atherisGAY]

Horrible venom that causes necrosis, and sadly so many people get bit by it because they have such a nasty irritable temper and don't run. I personally wouldn't even want to be near it...

[@stevenstoll2016]

Yeah, like holy eff. Only an insane person would have one of those near enough to bite, let alone right by your face. He was lucky.

[@yogsenforfoth5948]

I gotta admit, I got nervous as hell when he had his face next to that fer de lance.

[@Blacksin-nw4tg]

I'm sayingg I had a double-take and just stared at the screen like: he's straight crazy💀💀

[@ParadoxSupreme-hl4lg]

I dont know why it took this long to find this, fer-de-lance is, like, in the top 3 of "snakes you do *not* want to be bitten by"

[@rhobeans]

“Ooo big cayman YOINK” I was genuinely as surprised as that lizard was when Garrett came out of nowhere

[@thebirdthatshtonyourcar8372]

I wonder if this guy has ever felt like he might actually loose in one of these fights.

[@elleugarte]

i love the way he casually jumps on a crocodile

[@_massivemosscharger]

This man is the reincarnation of snow white

[@ThatOneIsSus]

Snow White as a Florida man

[@TellURide447]

More like Steve Irwin

[@coolkanchu9598]

He's Boop White 😊

[@yahiaouisenouci7048]

@@coolkanchu9598 freeway yoinky ross

[@MrBingBong.]

my jaw dropped immediately and then dropped to the floor when he said he let the bullet ant sting him

[@riverstein7251]

Out of any creature those guys _earned_ their name.

[@TheBeavadelic]

Riiight?! I've only seen one dude do it - Cyote Peterson - I think he said it was the most painful sting he ever had 😮

[@omnizenn4559]

"You got a pretty mouth" *video cuts* _Owl intense sweating_

[@krford4276]

Bro terrorizing the jungle

[@xianelias335]

The crocodile got traumatized when he escaped the yoink💀💀

[@bagusramadhan1597]

Bro casually playing alligator in mid night 💀

[@Ark09995]

The crocodile at the end lived to tell the tale...

[@terradaprod2109]

That crocodile was like yeah I know you yoinked Jeffrey not gunna yoink me...sike 😂😂😂

[@alexandersupertramp.7620]

Yeah... that "cute" Anteater could rip your face off with those claws. You really are a fearless badass, aren't you?!😂

[@redvic83]

This may be the most dangerous short of his I've seen yet

[@blorkflorkernorp9773]

Yoinking a fer-de-lance is the final boss battle on insanity mode with no armor or health potions.

[@alip1282]

"You gotta pretty mouth Mr.n-" 😂

[@dirtymoney7783]

"You got a pretty mouth" 😂 I literally just saw Deliverance last night

[@CountGremlin]

Florida man keeps on going in South Amereeca! Let's gooooo 🎉🎉🎉

[@amandakeppner2095]

What I really want to know is what would the animals in Australia do if he stopped for a visit? 🤔

[@ExpandDong420]

​@@amandakeppner2095ooh, a funnel web! Boop

[@dotthedot9080]

The anteater is probably the most dangerous animal in here, and bro was CUDDLING Absolute royalty

[@r0cket_sH1p]

“Now this snake looks harmless, but it’s HIGHLY venomous” *Holds it 2 feet from face*

[@turtletipper1851]

"boop." "don't do that, guys."

[@hamishfox]

I'm glad he said not to boop a wandering spider. I can definitely imagine someone going around trying to imitate him and booping the wrong thing.

[@VictorGarcia-lb9pk]

yeah I love his videos but I'm somehow worried some guy will feel like he can do the same and get himself killed, I know it would be natural selection and all but still

[@luciddreams703]

He’s literally like. “This thing is highly venomous and could kill me. Anyways…. Boop! 😜”

[@user-bq1rb1yd1m]

Average Floridian's routine

[@thevalorousdong7675]

A fer-de-lance that close to your face is massive balls energy

[@BoeJlden]

Booping a wandering spider is crazy 😬

[@AmberLopez-px7uw]

Bro casually showing predators who’s truly on the top of the food chain.

[@Tmb1112]

Him holding the deadly snake on a stick rather than even by the head, and hovering it next to his own neck,straight up terrifying

[@nicodemomarchiondo402]

The bird really went “HHOOOAAAKAH”

[@IvyC.-jc8sy]

"I let this bullet ant sting me" 😭

[@ljcoolj692]

I want Yoink on a tshirt 😂

[@cindyo6298]

I found one on Amazon, but I'd love some merch

[@jackmuchukot7201]

Bro’s insurance bill must be through the roof.

[@barti560]

Last crocodile was like: nah, Im out

[@ProjAthenaSpecBio]

* yoinkman scratching a giant anteater * *me, staring like i just witnessed a murder *

[@AustinAdamson3]

Every animal is afraid of the yoink

[@Endless_Elway]

average florida man activities:

[@lm2cooltoplay]

the only reason he hasnt seen a 20 footer yet is bc theyre too scared by him so they run 💀

[@WhatEvenIsAGoodName]

Ive never been even within a week of one of your new videos, this is wild! Glad youre still alive man lmao, keep yoinking!

[@danolsen7006]

You are definitely the reincarnation of Steve Irwin. Love it!

[@wahatda8944]

The anaconda survived a Floridian.

[@messithedaddyOfpenaldo]

hey here is an Alien "Yoiiink"😂😂😂