i get expelled from kindergarten

[@Poofesure]

i didn't think it was possible

[@Crunchy2617]

me either

[@HoppyHopscotch2861]

Hu

[@wgamer85]

yo

[@escuadronpotato9234]

Dem

[@ajpvxx]

go to sleep

[@Umbra_Magna777]

3:18 For anyone who’s curious, that emblem at the back of the stage says “solum locum experieris violentiam”, which is Latin for, “the only place you will experience violence.”

[@bigjohnsbreakfastlog5819]

"Gets expelled for repeat offenses involving violence as a kindergartner, becomes a teacher" Yeah, that's the MDickie experience.

[@kearstin4638]

"My dad makes me nervous because he hates me." is gonna resonate with so many people

[@fruitberry.milk.2002]

😭😭😭 bless those souls

[@Zorro9129]

Daddy issues

[@TacosAreWizard]

@timothyy15 I think you’re mistaking us with the furry community.

[@SomeI3ody]

imagine getting body slammed by a grown ass man in kindergarten but still being charged for assault, and then expelled, and hired as a teacher-

[@demonsuckafucka6828]

Society be like

[@TristenTimberwolf]

thats life

[@3mily2.0]

American public schools be like:

[@shiiierin]

sounds pretty true to me

[@TheKingHuskerGames]

Poof is the only one that can get expelled from kindergarten of all places

[@Floofie_boi]

and then after getting expelled become a teacher

[@butterdowg4965]

@@Floofie_boiat the same school

[@kingcrapout]

Bro has NOT heard about kenji

[@8abydoll]

I actually did 😭😭 I was a bad ass little kid

[@alicialandis3288]

​@@8abydollI hate school punishments

[@frenchtoast3553]

In my game, my mom (who's a teacher) walked into the classroom pissed about something I did. She climbed on the table to try body slamming me, MISSED, and destroyed the table in front of me. I was the one who got in trouble and sent to the principal's office. Later, I got expelled because my character pissed herself. Fun times :)

[@Notmiddleg]

That is legendary

[@feder28]

Sounds like an MDickie game sequence of events alright

[@neonskylite2242]

@@feder28as someone who has played a little bit of MDickie's wrestling games but only ever seen his simulation games being played by youtubers it just seems to me like you're just being assaulted unprovoked by everyone all the time. like i could totally understand them throwing down in a ring but why does everyone want to beat you up in the school game

[@sillaysophie]

game name?

[@feder28]

@@sillaysophie Old School

[@mart_liam55]

“I’d like a new hat.” Haven’t heard that in a while…

[@fruitberry.milk.2002]

OOOH YEAH

[@alienigga]

oh shiiiieeet

[@Woohoowi1]

i would like some new clothes

[@Benny.261]

That was actually the kid from Bully Poof, his name was just Billy Hogskin instead of Jimmy Hopkins lmao

[@kaitlando636]

😂

[@brandondonahue679]

Immediately after poof was asked to get out of debt by 6 am, he either crafted or found a bag of coins that would’ve gotten him out of debt, but he didn’t know what it was and dropped it 😂

[@Marksman_12]

Wasn't that supposed to be a bag of thumbtacks?

[@ArkOfTheShadow]

​@@Marksman_12 yes, they were thumbtacks , fun as hell to use in Wrestling Empire

[@Sarah-dl6me]

and at 14:40 the girl talking to him had money in her hand lol

[@ArkOfTheShadow]

@@Sarah-dl6me I was screaming "SHE'S GOT MONEY IN HER HAND" Poof could have got out of debt potentially but didn't notice,

[@feder28]

Those were thumbtacks

[@aaronfoster-io1wc]

Thank you poof for making me laugh during a difficult time

[@alfredodelagarza7031]

Hope your situation gets better. :)

[@BobotPlayzBobotRebel]

Hope you're doing alright, you got support from us ♥️

[@LivvyTube24]

Sending love and support ^^

[@thatfroggyguy]

​@@LivvyTube24hiiii

[@LivvyTube24]

@@thatfroggyguy heyo

[@ik0la]

12:41 is fucking me up I don't know why a caveman with pink pigtails smashing a guitar and an iron pipe together is so funny to me

[@zozozoozoz]

HAHAHHA

[@harleyspeedthrust4013]

it's his facial expression bro, he looks very focused but also very ridiculous

[@lemongentleman8925]

I beat kindergarten first try, obviously a skill issue

[@Dhampire1976]

Source: trust me bro

[@dtvfenrirofficial]

Peter: oh man this is intense! Almost as intense as that one time I’ve beaten kindergarten on my first try!

[@mrgnstarrr]

didn’t ask

[@lemongentleman8925]

@@Dhampire1976 I mean, I can do math

[@Dhampire1976]

@@lemongentleman8925 if that's all you can do,then I'm afraid I got bad news for you

[@leyulis8882]

The Fat Tits lore is gettint complex, this whole story leads to Fat T. dead in jail

[@oliverbican5617]

"home, the most hostile place I know" That sounds kinda relatable...

[@LordPepe-jh5dt]

Thanks for the laughs. I'm in a rough patch mentally and I don't think I've actually laughed at something in a week. I needed this.

[@GooseGoosington84]

Stay strong homie

[@LordPepe-jh5dt]

@@GooseGoosington84 Thanks man. I've been doing everything I can to stay alive for my friends and family, but it's hard sometimes. When I was in school, nobody told me that simply living was going to be the hardest part of my day sometimes. Just have to take it one day at a time.

[@margotferg]

@@LordPepe-jh5dt I know this is a late response but I hope you’re doing better! I feel you, lately I’ve been in a hard depression and it’s hard for me to get up and go to work. Watching these before work has helped a lot and I hope his videos continue to help you. You got this! ❤

[@panayiotispp]

As a European this is exactly how I imagined kindergarden life looks like in America.

[@MilkBeverage]

It’s close enough

[@Wabu_227]

As an Aussie I agree with you, lol

[@jamesreading9583]

The developer is British.

[@czech_ring]

@@jamesreading9583 the uk doesn't count as european since brexit

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

@@czech_ring Last time I checked it was still in Europe

[@freebird1621]

7:05 Roddy Piper and Hulk Hogan sighting. I love the wrestling attention to detail. 7:57 CM Punk on the poster 22:40 Nikki Bella 22:58 John Cena 33:30 Skull Crushing Finale

[@Canadian-Dude]

Watching Poof’s vids always helps me escape reality and enjoy a good laugh before bed. Thank you!!! 🙏

[@macyaceytmsp5135]

Well damn. He’s done it, it was about time.

[@Notmiddleg]

I thought it impossible, but it's not

[@rarewebexerkz]

16:07 yes its true the french word for 6 is six but its not pronounced the same way as english. its pronounced " cease " if that makes sense

[@WeatherReport63]

More like "sissy" without the -y part

[@Awesome_Thomas]

40 MINUTE POOFESURE VIDEO YES

[@MutedAndReported3032]

If there is a ‘???’ Answer when you’re asked to answer a question, it means that you missed a class, and you didn’t hear what the option was. So the more classes you miss the more random it is whether you pass or not Also, the reason you failed that Music class is because the lesson ended early. That’s why you need to take a seat asap when you come into a class, ao the teacher can give you the task sooner. You played the guitar correctly, but there was not enough time to pass

[@RottenPancake]

🤓

[@MutedAndReported3032]

🤓

[@xofrnkiee]

@@RottenPancakecorny

[@Alias79555]

​@@xofrnkiee🌽

[@cherylshover6728]

Somebody needs to compile a movie of the complete Fat Tits lore between Old School and their future in Hard Time.

[@Kmika00]

Thank you poof for giving me the perfect thing to watch before going to sleep

[@mochimia8606]

3:19 made me spit out my drink

[@mochimia8606]

like he heard two chords, class ended, said you wasted his time, AND gave you an F

[@sav7167]

only poof can get expelled from kindergarten 😭

[@a.grimes4202]

I’m pretty sure the guy watching you sleep was supposed to be the wrestler Mick Foley. Also, this may not seem true, but yeah... _six_ is the French word for the English word six.

[@ARMASOG]

He also said they stole it from english but english actually inherited it from french.

[@SpiralPoli]

Lmao yeah it's Mick Foley I couldn't believe my eyes. Apparently Matt Dickie uses actual wrestlers in the wrestling games but uses pseudonyms to get around copyright. Some of the wrestlers made it into this game.

[@a.grimes4202]

@@SpiralPoli Yup. I’ve watched newLEGACYinc play that game. Also, I believe I spotted “Rowdy” Roddy Piper on the streets driving a motorcycle *🏍️ 🤣* .

[@MutedAndReported3032]

The thing you got at 9:50 is a moneybag! If you get that, press the taunt command and it gives you money

[@Raincally]

24:03 Did anyone noticed the guy away from the tracks holding a tombstone 😂

[@darkside5959.]

“My dad makes me nervous cuz he usually hates me”. Felt that one

[@GladoreFR]

I think you cant die as a kindergarten, got my ass kicked countless times and either revived on the spot or was brought to the hospital, however when i played as a 12th grade i died the first time i went down :c

[@katsauce]

YES I'm here early. been literally hovering to see more of Old School, THANK YOU POOF

[@TheFurry]

YES PLEASE KEEP MAKING THESE VIDEOS! By far my favorite series you've done

[@user-jx3hx]

"I'm coming to get you tits" is both an ominous and hilarious bit dialog

[@Catcatian]

This is legit what American public schools are like.

[@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556]

So true 😂😂😂😂

[@afellowguy1933]

I wonder what kind of trauma inspired MDickie to create this game

[@amanda2590]

poof pls do more of this series, i haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@ThyFletchr]

When you leave your 6 year old child alone for a split second: 19:11

[@Corbs_vinyl_and_cassettes]

Thank You so much poofesure for making me laugh while i'm dealing with severe depression.

[@margotferg]

I feel you.❤ hang in there! It’ll be okay.

[@RedstoneRuler]

I swear the grade levels in this game mean absolutely nothing

[@julianvillarreal1450]

Poofesure will always make my day. He’s one of the funniest KZbinrs ever.

[@anamethatisntfinished1192]

18:58 “burger *eating intensifies*”

[@ThyHolySkunk2507]

I remember almost getting suspended in kindergarten, over shoving a cup of chocolate pudding in the teachers face and saying… I kid you not, “ass-face”

[@kikitheunibunny]

Please please please keep these videos coming poof 😂🙏

[@younganplays]

8:25 what the actual hell that principle needs to get fired

[@RealColbalt]

14:40 "This throne belongs to the king!" Poof: Excuse me...WHAT?!

[@WesPlayz430]

A kindergarten student being expelled is very rare but it happens to yours truly

[@zxbzxbzxb1]

How many people did you beat to death with tombstones?

[@nathanvanek6479]

3:29, meanwhile, the girl next to him is drinking beer.

[@mmp5453]

these videos make me laugh the hardest of any videos I watch on youtube.

[@candorcat5736]

Thank u poofesure i was on the edge of burnout, your videos help me so much thanks a lotttttt

[@LocallyDevious]

I never thought a kindergartner who looks 68 years old would cause chaos.

[@GoCrazy69]

11:26 Ultra instinct at its finest

[@GavGaming15]

that character looks stunning

[@ernsburnsgaming6181]

This is the most horrific game ever

[@Dvrkwulf]

I love when Poofesure plays ugly, poorly made games that I played back in middle school. It’s the perfect mix of nostalgia and modernity, and I’m here for it.

[@LegendaryHeroponRiki]

Sometimes graphics arent everything

[@theshadowking3198]

@@LegendaryHeroponRikiyeah but these games have more than just graphical issues

[@fatso6843]

i love poofs laugh so much at 24:02

[@JaninaMatusewicz]

29:52 Aint no way they got Mr. White in this game 💀

[@defectumdefectum9642]

mr white has become a meth kingpin horror character into a human. hes evolving!

[@12...]

love the poster that just says "B I Tc H"

[@cuterblueloveuwulilathepig3556]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@firstnamelastname-oy7es]

It's Boron, Iodine, Technetium and Hydrogen.

[@cosmeticincantations7997]

"....Have no choice to expell you..." "Become a teacher, u great! :D"

[@mochii_draws]

THE "OH MY" WAS AGGRESSIVELY BRITISH HELP 🤪

[@boogie6207]

That’s a quote “I’m out of debt! I have 1 dollar!”

[@Zorro9129]

Inner-city student simulator

[@MarshallKujo]

The exploding iPad made me laugh way too damn hard.

[@aovrespawnfloor649]

21:24 that scream always gets me off gourd🤣🤣

[@maridiancrest243]

I wonder if Poof will actually finish a class and answer a question this time. Probably not

[@maridiancrest243]

Im surprised. He managed to answer one though it was luck.

[@Zzaaccharay]

I love the fact how his hair glows in the dark

[@Subarubdub]

Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that Poof murdered a (mostly) innocent man with his own tombstone? Even for Poof’s standards that’s brutal 💀.

[@KB-kx1ig]

i love these videos , was hoping more of these drop😂😂

[@UnluckiestJester]

28:38 master martial artist. Wrestlers have to learn this move.

[@nj8833]

21:20 I absolutely need that scream .mp3 as the sound for every notification on my phone

[@blah7836]

petition to bring back tomodachi life

[@camharrell2734]

This series is by far my favorite of your videos

[@UKSKIDS]

17:48 love this freak out 😂😂😂

[@faxturtle1983]

I know you didn’t buster

[@DraftyDaftyHubertOHare]

I love how much you’re playing this, it’s great.

[@dr0wned1]

H e x a g o n

[@thew7329]

he finally found the greatest addition to the new mdickie games - the train.

[@kellalizard]

Didn't think I'd see a cheeky little Father Ted reference. Also just noticed the Blackadder reference with the tombstone!

[@xDmakc]

29:49 heisenberg himself arrested him

[@user14690]

4:08 and 31:32 i can’t this series is too funny

[@JustAPersonWhoComments]

MORE OLD SCHOOL CONTENT PLEASE!

[@Talleyhoe]

Yes! Another Banger. Thank you Poof, keep the heat coming 🔥. Have a great day everybody 🎉

[@Metro_Stalin_Mayer]

I got jumpscared by the thumbnail

[@KorryXD]

best thumbnail ever

[@15kinz]

loving this series poof

[@theREALdingusMD]

These vids are great Poof, keep ‘em coming. 🤣

[@robertwildschwein7207]

Sadly, MDickie removed death from this game because "killing children is bad" (but killing wrestlers is ok apparently).

[@itsblackchu]

Actually yes. You can die in this game being a child

[@robertwildschwein7207]

@@itsblackchu Yet I have been blown up and ran over by trains multiple times, but only went to hospital for it.

[@itsblackchu]

@@robertwildschwein7207 Well one time i came out of a hole made with a shovel with low health and literally freaking died as a child

[@Notmiddleg]

For anyone wonder, the U.S used to use the 'e' grade. It changed because people thought it meant excellent. Thats why they stopped using it

[@vnpyr5036]

poofesure and mcdickie best combo

[@baddoomguy1986]

I lost it when you started beating Dominic Striker with the shovel lmfao

[@tetra8157]

36:16 too real lmfaooo

[@heinrichberthold7839]

I don't know why but the explosive poop followed by "oop there it is" made me crack up.

[@HowellSzn]

19:56 Crying of laughter😂

[@QueenJosephineOfTheNorth]

Interesting how many pro wrestlers are in this.

[@austinwinslow1973]

I saw this notification and was like “ight gotta watch this”

[@Keiran27729]

That thumb nail tho 😂

[@butth3ad]

legit the best game you've played

[@duncan3932]

This is the series ever

[@NVR4GET]

I could still do with more of this content 👌