trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time

[@Poofesure]

what are you doing with that piece of wood...

[@Smoothjayjay]

Wassup

[@navi2851]

Uhhh nothing

[@orotigrro4562]

*Don't worry bout it*

[@Skdjdjdjsjxjxjd]

@@Smoothjayjay nmu

[@Marshy1575]

poofy

[@renzo164]

Whenever Poof plays a game with 'amazing quality,' it's just fun to see him have fun and not hearing him scream every 10 seconds.

[@ApolloTheUltimate]

agreed, while it is funny to hear him rage, his content and character is so good that he doesn’t have to be a screaming ball of rage to be enjoyable.

[@poison4303]

Me immediately turning my volume down when I click on a poof vid lmfaooo

[@-w-138]

So true

[@stingingroger7576]

As an Australian hearing people refer to this man as poof is fucking hilarious

[@mrscruffles801]

@@stingingroger7576 How so?

[@noahlunnen9161]

Mr meaty’s crimes: Battery 2:34 Theft of a firearm 2:39 Fleeing arrest 3:30 Perjury 3:55 Conspiracy to murder 4:42 Battery x2 4:44 Assault and battery 5:06 Theft 7:50 Battery x3 7:52 Battery x4 8:25 Conspiracy to murder 9:33 Assault with intent to kill 9:39 Perjury x2 10:08 Assault 11:18 Accessory to murder 12:30 Obstruction of justice 13:14 Perjury x3 14:28 Theft of a firearm x2 15:13 Conspiracy to murder x2 15:23 Assault with intent to kill x2 15:29 Mass shooting 16:01 Battery x5 16:25 Assault 17:26 Extortion 17:39

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

this should be pinned

[@tylern6420]

Bro you in law school or what

[@firstnamelastname7244]

"I can fix him"

[@BigDraco123]

"free my homie he ain't do nothin!"

[@madi8905]

mr meaty is a good man!

[@mamadoudial]

Poof should definitely fool around with the cheats lmao. Imagine his reaction when he finds out you can fly

[@VortexKiller2]

*Page Up intensifies*

[@PigZzzZ]

This aged well

[@datguy8460]

I remeber like a decade ago when I was playing it on mobile, normal sentences were like 300 days. one time I was like "well let's try to be as good as possible" so I created Santa and got senteced to 50 days. was already at a great start so when I spawned in I just did chores, complied with the wardens, and handed out presents. managed to get my sentence reduced to 15 days and finally got released. the only real fun part about getting out is going back IN the prison to become a warden but yeah I've been traumatized by the early sentences so much that everytime I see poof get 50 days, I think he's tremendously lucky

[@tylern6420]

So i guess in the school game you can become a teacher if it works similarly to hard time (except you dont actually die)

[@datguy8460]

@@tylern6420 i think you can because theres an actual option to customize your student as a teacher but you have to go through months starting at like september and I haven't even made it that far in

[@tylern6420]

@@datguy8460 yeah and my save was at like a D so no chance anyway lol

[@datguy8460]

@@tylern6420 bruh

[@user-qj9ye1uv8g]

Yea the mobile vs the original pc version have a lot of changes between them

[@Gravel_TheCart]

Getting arrested for taking a piece of wood: guilty Getting arrested for harming a warden: Innocent I love this goddamn game

[@oz_jones]

>literally beating a screw to death >someone else gets blamed

[@Animated_Cinema]

Poofesure: *Is accused for stealing or carrying an item from the floor* Judge: You obviously need more days in prison

[@TSDLoading]

meanwhile wardens: oh so you're shooting with a weapon? Don't do that again or you will maybe face consequences. Or not, I don't care.

[@shadowsofacid8254]

@@TSDLoading also wardens: oh so you murdered half the prisnoers and wardens? I'll let you go since we're such good friends (This happens to me a lot and I love it)

[@psychxmania]

LMFAOOOO.

[@vaelxn]

@@shadowsofacid8254 this game has the craziest RNG when it comes to interactions and judgement calls of CO's, wardens, judges, etc.

[@vincentthe1st]

this video is a rollercoaster. It went from making a new save to testing out the time served for different crimes to trying to die as fast as possible to getting arrested as many times as possible to getting rich right before finally dying

[@roflBeck]

I like how you got sidetracked into not playing the character you wanted.

[@FredIsHalfDead]

Poofesure should probably be in prison IRL for the crimes he has committed to the Toad Wii Remote with Wii Motion Plus Inside.

[@MarcusCollins69]

Are you crazy? He'll be sentenced to 69(nice) years

[@Big_Stepper2435]

Was literally just watching the Hardtime series from Poof and was wishing for another one, bro just knows what the people want 😂

[@P_araps]

nah the true fans want wii content, hard time just isn't a good game tbh and has horrible replay value

[@bruh-ci5cx]

@@P_araps I agree it’s just extremely repetitive and all of the videos mash together

[@bobbyqueso]

@@P_araps cry

[@rekeinserah]

@@P_araps nah

[@Big_Stepper2435]

@@P_araps I agree that the Wii games are better, but Hardtime is a nice change of pace and is still hilarious to watch

[@pineapplesmoovey7898]

the instant giggling whenever reading nearly any dialogue is what makes these vids for me lol

[@ConnorMiller417]

I’m honestly surprised Poof hasn’t been sent to actual prison for constantly causing disturbances to his neighbors and abusing Beef Boss. 🤣

[@thatonedudett]

😂Facts

[@fridaynightfunkinfan5627]

Disturbing his neighbors would be a much bigger crime. Beef Boss isn’t an actual living person, so that wouldn’t be a reason to go to prison.

[@tileahmcmahon3237]

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 obviously..know it all

[@DarkDragonSlayer]

@@fridaynightfunkinfan5627 you know that connor was sarcastic right? lol

[@JUMPYCOOL]

Abusing Beef Boss is worse, he is a staple to this channel!

[@aaaaanotthebees]

9:16 the best part of this video is that Poof has never heard the expression "nip this in the bud"

[@thedearleader3265]

Ikr 😂

[@exowars]

I've literally never heard of that in my life

[@clartt]

@@exowars it means to take care of a problem in its early stages before it gets too big to manage easily

[@awoo9993]

Stg all this time i thought it was nip it in the butt

[@Im2lazy4thisCrit]

I didn’t hear of it either when I first watched this video

[@nikokuma1087]

i like how the green mustache guy that poof called evil tried to help him when he was chased by warden, dude got a whole character arc

[@maaax2105]

damn the nostalgia hits me every time i see matts art style. time to reinstall every single one of his games i guess

[@PHATASSTURTLEB]

I legit just did that

[@nab23]

Gotta watch uberhaxornova’s playthrough of this

[@cyanity76]

@@nab23 respect

[@lemonbreadut]

@@nab23 Respect +2

[@koobleen]

@@nab23 respect +3

[@zaymer526]

Poofesure: "Lets just steal this wardens -" Warden: Yeets fire extingusher across the room

[@JoeyLovesTrains]

You gotta watch this when you’re either drunk or half asleep, it makes it 10 times funnier

[@DrikTrajado]

Or high

[@BBGMatthew]

@@DrikTrajado I think he meant to put that there

[@ExquisiteRexy]

“Can you drop the soap in this game?” -Poofesure 2022

[@YourName-qg2of]

legend has it that mr meaty was actually alive and is still trying to die to this day

[@yarr_bro]

This series has been the most entertaining thing on KZbin all year

[@rardino7]

14:33 That timing was gold 😂😂 *"OH F YEAH IM HARD AS A ROCK"*

[@PermanentRadiowaves]

you are the definition of peak entertainment, poof. love your content so, so much.

[@psychxmania]

i stand by this statement. poof is absolutely phenomenal. i love you so much, poof.

[@c.a.k.comedy692]

Maybe the prison had an insurance policy on that wooden plank

[@Curlorly06]

I like how in this game stealing a prison warden’s pistol gives you less of a sentence than picking up a wooden plank you found on the ground

[@thoreauaway876]

This is my favorite series. The game is so broken, I love it. It’s a great example of how new games can be made on older engines and still be fun

[@cljpped]

Poof playing Hardtime are some of his best videos imo

[@delsol__]

i like how when he steals a gun it’s 2 extra days but when he steals a plank it’s 5 extra days

[@yaboiwonka8913]

Please don't ever stop playing this

[@CasualRacerRed]

trying to get the longest prison sentence ever on hard time *DIES*

[@xxanimeeditsxx8964]

Went from trying to get out to wanting to stay forever

[@coreyhaggarty8766]

Mr meaty was an absolute fever dream 😂 love this series, hope it stays

[@MaccerBen]

Mr. Meaty "Prisoner S-007" : I never tried to hurt anybody! I was going about my day and caught this guy in a bad mood... Judge : Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock! ...Prisoner S-007! I don't know why this is so funny af 🤣

[@uainjansun]

Clip?

[@Bhatz96]

14:27

[@Derpy3000]

Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy... - Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's happiness... - Hold S and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's strength... - Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility... - Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence. - Hold R and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's reputation... - Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance... - Hold END and press -/+ during the game to adjust your sentence...

[@ElinorMahoney]

I’d like a new prison sentence

[@brady2607]

Love the series! And love that you do it on stream!

[@ryanhooper7456]

Bro this was da the funniest video I’ve seen in a minute😂 Good shit Poof👑

[@joseph_683]

I love how u are making hard time videos again, I loved them last year

[@songoku8627]

I love that you’re doing these again please more

[@songoku8627]

And thank you 🙏

[@heartgold2897]

This Game is on another level 💀

[@nightfall4434]

Back so soon with the greatest series under the sun

[@poison4303]

My favorite part of this video is poof not understanding the phrase “nip it in the bud” I fucking lose it every time, his laughter is contagious

[@TheAnimalWolverine]

Haha. Same

[@syrupsnake302]

Like so Poof sees this; 1. Fraud has the least sentence. 15. Terrorism has the most sentence. Failing to do jobs the Wardens instruct you to either fines you or increases a sentence.

[@voidlzplayz4793]

Let's be honest, that piece of wood is the most important part of the game.

[@nog0dsnomasters]

Weird, I actually used to play the mobile, 2-D version of game religiously when I was like, 8. I loved it. Weird to see it pop up again out of the blue after 8 years-

[@arnasbiciunas5802]

Im trying to sleep because it’s 3:45 where I live and I get a notification by poofesure Thank you

[@thatsmallcessna8300]

Please keep this up, this is the hardest I've laughed in a long time!

[@Gg_x4]

15:33 bro got popped up and started losing his mind 😂

[@seanfisher4519]

This episode has so much poofesure Hard Time lore in it. I love it.

[@SirSplash-j9d]

I was literally just thinking about Poofesure playing hard time like I’m not even lying

[@tylern6420]

Well yeah hes as hard as a rock

[@Iroh138]

only 10 dollars for that plank damn

[@rinoz47]

Wow I thought the judge always went in favor of the prisoner.

[@matteobabic4963]

Please keep playing this it’s so good

[@danielchang1719]

Thought the last video was the last one. Poof never fails 👏🏻

[@P_araps]

honestly i hope this one is the last one because the people begging for more hard time are really annoying because there just isn't replay value in the game,, i hope poof gets back to the wii very soon,,

[@emstink]

@@P_araps That's your opinion. The fact that a lot of people ask him to replay it again shows that a lot of people _do_ think there's replay value to the game.

[@helllllloworld]

@@P_araps why are you commenting this multiple times?

[@Funboi0213]

petition to bring tomodachi life back

[@cuttn1292]

Hey poof I have the cheat codes to this game Hold E and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's energy... - Hold H and press -/+ during the game to adjust your characters happiness... - Hold S and press -* during the game to adjust your characters strength... - Hold A and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's agility... - Hold I and press -/+ during the game to adjust your character's intelligence.. - Hold R and dress • + during the game to adjusts your characters reputation.. - Hold M and press -/+ during the game to adjust your bank balance - Hold END and press -+ during the game to adjust your sentence...

[@its1ndigo404]

loving the hard time videos

[@chriskohart7917]

Poof should use cheat codes in hard time

[@ghjklkop7868]

you can hold enter, to speed up the conversations

[@babybojanglesjr]

Bury me with my money

[@itsss_gage4306]

broooo this brings back so many memories, i used to play this on my kindle fire all the time back in the day

[@owenesmith01]

FYI "nip this in the bud" is a phrase used when someone basically means "stop this right now".

[@fuzzymcwuffy10]

Love how poof hasn’t noticed the courthouse has M Dickies in the back

[@avatar00987]

FINALLY I LOVED THE OLD ONES LETS GOOOO

[@lollola2966]

cant believe they still havent made a modernized version of this game

[@hozic9929]

i love this series so much

[@bencritterson640]

13:28 I didn’t know this game featured real inside footage of US Prisons.

[@cryptid_9919]

It’s funny I woke up yesterday and watched I go to prison and I’m still awake to this being uploaded an entire day later

[@backyardwiffleball9665]

I don’t think this game will ever get old

[@P_araps]

it already got old the 2nd time poof played it, poof himself is still hilarious, but the game itself is horrible.

[@TrollerNinja69-td9bt]

@P_araps lol ur horrible, this game is amazing go cry about it xd

[@kenny_.E]

​@@P_arapsthis guy when he finds out that opinions exist: 😱😱😱😱😱

[@Cobra-yo7fx]

Nice video! Thank god this video and this channel appeared in my home feed!

[@OnSpray]

ig he was going for the two different ways to get a “life sentence”

[@blvcksxcial993]

Just subscribed when I saw the last video and I was thinking when you would post it again nice way to end my night

[@thechannelforeverything2170]

Good to see Chef Vortivask making a return.

[@YoursUntruly]

This man has noooo idea how much wooden planks actually cost

[@chppedsuey3804]

YOOOOO HOLY WHAT????? YOU HAVE AWOKEN CHILDHOOD MEMORIES THAT I THOUGHT I MUST’VE DREAMT OF, MY BROTHER DOESN’T REMEMBER THAT SHOW AT ALL SO WHENEVER I REMEMBERED BITS OF IT HE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY

[@mattmojo105]

I remember Mr. Meaty a little bit. It was a puppet show like sesame street. I remember that it kind of creeped me out in one episode where they brought a devil into the mix which kind of creeped me out as a kid. Anyway I'm glad you just had to come back to this so soon.

[@lucasletourneau7665]

I love your content man. Keep up the great work

[@tylerrosier1068]

This game is a serious masterpiece

[@yodelinglemon]

mdickie games in general are masterpieces

[@ilantheman]

You must be loving the ad sense from this video I've watched more ads at this point then the actual video

[@ben10nnery]

This game is a fever dream

[@Sherbert.]

Never stop playing this game or I’ll end my life

[@P_araps]

dude this game is extremely repetitive and not fun,, poof shouldn't have to play this game constantly,, besides he's better when he plays wii sports and wii party that kind of stuff

[@slowwy]

@@P_araps that's your opinion. You cant force it on someone else. Go back to Twitter

[@blademaster1227]

Remember children if you go to jail or prison this is what it's like.

[@aplive58]

This is exactly what I needed after an emotionally draining week.

[@rapsematary]

It’s crazy how everyone has played that game 😂

[@armandopuente545]

2:46 look at his head😂

[@invaderzim4052]

You and Peter died together. How poetic.

[@bender106]

never stop this series

[@3_qzx]

"Jeffrey dahmer with no hair" 😂😂

[@r3dsnow757]

13:44 "nothing seems out of the ordinary" *prisoner walking around with a sword* Also literally ignores the wardens face position right after when he gets arrested.

[@grace-yj1cl]

so glad hard time is back, it's so entertaining please keep uploading it!!!

[@brokencream5040]

It may not be a long time, but it will be a long time. - some guy who rages over wii games

[@tylern6420]

at least it wasnt as hard as a rock

[@therealupset5329]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a while

[@dibberz-v1z]

"nip this in the bud" is slang for stopping something before it gets bad

[@Sonnorctowers]

Maximum sentence, 420 death penalties

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

This is hilarious! I'm glad it's on my birthday 😂

[@keepyourshoesathedoor]

Happy Belated Birthday!

[@WhimsicalLittledawg]

@@keepyourshoesathedoor Thanks!

[@SlimJimGames]

thanks, you managed to remind me mr meaty exists

[@rayqwandis]

Keep this series rolling poof its great

[@blacktsunami101]

when the man of your dreams kisses you 16:45

[@rayzor1694]

I'm glad you're finally playing MDickie games. His games are underrated af...

[@MrFelonystreet]

Dude thank you for doing this series. KZbin’s secret gaming gold standard is hard time play through a and it’s just getting better.