I Cheated On My Wife With Our LAWNMOWER! |

[@shandramemoirs]

The “it was me” text from the brother on the second story was the brother saying he was the one who let the company know. *** edited to change phone call to text

[@beepboop8374]

I was gonna say this. The story was so convoluted they missed a lot lol

[@alexemerson9886]

Yeah, first thing I thought was G.O.T.

[@hcf4kd1992]

Exactly. Thought this was pretty obvious lol

[@beepboop8374]

@@alexemerson9886 YES! “I want her to know it was me” 😎

[@amyjol5292]

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[@zoubidoubidoubadoum]

The cheating dude is dreadful, saying he loved her but dude didn't love her enough to take her to the hospital??? AND DOESN'T EVEN FEEL GUILTY ABOUT IT Sir that can't be love

[@irenekristine]

Solicitor is a lawyer that gives advice on matters that dont require a court appearance or litigation 😊

[@BbiBbii]

The biggest issue with passport bros, and why they’ll never find that submissive old school weak foreigner woman, is the simple fact they themselves are NEVER old school themselves. They don’t understand that having an old school relationship means BOTH of you fill those roles. She stays home, cares for kids and home, and doesn’t bring in money, where he would have to work endless days in order to JUST BARELY scrape by. I’ve seen countless passport bros who wants a stay at home mom wife, who does all the chores, cooking, cleaning, and childcare, but also somehow have a full time job that brings in money so she can pay half the bills. That isn’t an old school relationship at all.

[@kyjowdry9213]

"Why are our episodes so long?" ...starts discussing average shit time 😂

[@RedditOnWiki]

It's a mystery 🤔😅

[@beepboop8374]

*and that average shit time adds up to 3 1/2 hours per week* Guys I have kids that part of my day is a speed race, mine may add up to 3 1/2 hours per year maybe. 😂

[@annadaniel87]

​@@beepboop8374 same here 😅 today I used my mommy alone time using toilet in peace.😁

[@tcfan80]

​@@RedditOnWiki I am 84 years old and just want to say that it is refreshing to hear young people show so much emotional intelligence and empathy towards others, yet roast the OP's that deserve it. It really does make for an enjoyable hour of listening.

[@beepboop8374]

@@annadaniel87 there should be an Olympic medal for fastest parent pooper I swear I would win 🥇 lol

[@aislingvee8769]

Story 2, OP was ready to leave his wife for Amy but now doesn't want to lose his family? What OP and Amy had he describes as true love but it wasn't enough to care about her as a person and bring her to the hospital? If a person I claim to truly love would have an allergic reaction and I'd know they usually go to the hospital after using an epi pen, I wouldn't even think of all the other stuff through the rest of my day because I'd be too busy getting that person to the hospital. "my coworker and I had a work lunch, they had an allergic reaction and I drove them to the hospital" would've been an easy non-lie with omission of the affair. But no, instead OP did all of that

[@OrneryMurderWeasel]

26:30 he also could’ve tried to get away with it. “One of my subordinates is having an allergic reaction. I’m gonna be late. I’m driving her to the hospital.”

[@juliachatwin3907]

There is something so heartwarming about three men bantering with no toxicity. You guys are great! Very entertaining!

[@Resabuka]

Honestly, the Lawnmower story is so harmless. He just needs some him time. It's better than hisbands that always go drinking with their friend who never help with anything he does his part.

[@Sleipnirseight]

Hey, I wish the Vietnamese woman who is involved with that delulu/entitled passport bro, all the best. I hope the situation isn't too toxic for her, I hope she gets her bag, and I hope she gets her independence quickly so she can find someone who actually views her as a human being.

[@melboyer2291]

That man's head will implode when she doesn't need him anymore and all of a sudden has that "attitude" he hates American women for 😂😂

[@victoriaboutilier258]

The title of this episode has big King of the Hill energy 😂❤

[@BoysPlanet-vb6jr]

Oh i miss you guys. My father recently passed and you guys just the give the extra happiness with your stories. Trying to keep up now with the episodes i missed. Keep doing you guys

[@xpaulinaaa]

So sorry for your loss and sending healing your way ❤️

[@alexemerson9886]

The cheater is clearly not suffering enough as he continues trying to absolve himself of being an utter POS.

[@sophia18883]

With the passport bros as well, in addition to all the other ways they control their partners, there’s so many cases of financial abuse where the woman can’t access any what should be their money but he holds all the power and a lot of the promises they make to them about the life they can provide aren’t true or they only give them an allowance. I’ve heard stories where they can’t go to school, can’t further their education, or they aren’t allowed to work. Passport bros don’t want wives, they want servants. They do not see women as their equals

[@leah3801]

I can't lie, I don't see the harm in story one, other than lying to the wife. If he finds it calming and that's his time to himself, as long as she gets time to do whatever her zen thing is and they can afford the gas for the mower at least he's doing something harmless and productive.

[@mztweety1374]

Reverse AARP card. That is hilarious.😂😂

[@rengunn7572]

I think you should bump up the Sean rule to 90% of the time 100% of the time, cause god damnn you right!

[@zbrewed]

Damn, he’s a dumb cheater. He has no family but decided to cheat. Yea, he really wants a family. Using company anything for personal gain is a no no. Him posting on Reddit was his form of therapy since it’s cheaper than seeing a therapist.

[@zoubidoubidoubadoum]

I can imagine the dude in daycare be useless at his job. I've been doing summer jobs in daycare for 7 years and one year as there was a man in my team, he was USELESS. Couldn't read stories to the kids, or sing with them, play with them... wouldn't help carry heavy stuff around, didn't work on his activities, mocked me for having a phobia of insects, would cut me to make an adult joke to me while I'm talking to kids. I'm sure if we were dude's only experience, he must've hold the same discourse lol. We didn't give him a good time during our last meeting

[@feviana8852]

To the lawm mower story, I've actually develop my own story with my family. "I need a manicure" "That's too expensive, cant you do it yourself? " "I can, but im not good at it, it will take a long time" I can do my own nails, its enjoyable, and I use the fact, that he (my father) dosent want to pay for nails, to just spend more time in my nails. It's also a good excuse to get out of chores, " My nails are too fresh"

[@availanila]

That Passport Bro comment is a phenomenon a moderator team I'm in calls _bad faith accounts._ A lot of them are outright lying, rage baiting or playing obtuse to forward their agenda. In that channel there was a commenter asking "what is gas lit?" but it'd been defined at the very start, you can easily Google it and he argued the phenomenon doesn't exist and "women love abusing men with buzz words" to anyone that explained the definition in good faith. This PPB is definitely doing it. He's a troll.

[@shayg2373]

Honestly the first story, he shouldn't have lied but they sound like they spend ALOT of time together and he just enjoys and needs that little bit of time away from her lol

[@DisloyalGaming]

I agree with the comment saying the it was me text was him saying he told the company but it could of also been the brother saying " it was you" but op wrote me instead cause he meant himself not that the brother was saying it was him but saying hey im her brother and i blame you for her death.

[@heyworld5419]

I love how the add before this video started was promoting a gardening agency. Touche algorithm.

[@maverick_Going-About-Life]

To put it very simply, barristers and solicitors are lawyers. These terms are significant in the UK where practicing lawyers are divided by their training and the type of work that they do. In Canada, though, all lawyers are licensed to be both barristers and solicitors, so there is really no difference. Hello guys from Toronto, Canada!

[@meimei51793]

16:20 girl you caused a death and you’re worried about your job and marriage

[@it.comes.around]

Watch passport bro get mad that his traditional Vietnamese gf can’t cook foods from his childhood or his idea of “normal foods”. It’s okay to say you don’t have something in common with a tattooed, single mom, which in his case means having a personality. What is not okay is acting like that person is less valuable than someone you do/like, because there will be a guy who does like that/relates to that, and my assumption is he won’t do the same to devalue your type. And as a more traditional girl myself with zero tattoos and no additional piercings then those pushed on me as a child (don’t pierce your kids ears y’all, let them choose it when their ear shape is fully developed), I wouldn’t feel comfortable dating a guy who wouldn’t date me solely because I got something superficial done. Date me for me, not for my dislike of needle based procedures.

[@Rause9]

French Canadian here! Love the podcast 💐 Special mention to Josh and the “accent” segment. Loved it, and actually accurate 🤘🏻😂

[@hayleefox5072]

Saying hello from America; 👋🏼🇺🇸a tatted up, single mother.. with a nose ring!💀❤️🤍💙

[@GeorgiannaMiller5]

this 25 rule needs to be adjusted so it is an over under. Also, it sounded like that lawnmower couple spent an excessive amount of time together, I might learn to mow the lawn

[@hcf4kd1992]

For real. I'd be like I SEE THE GRASS GROWING just to get away for a second

[@lyranorthernstar3802]

That’s what I thought too the poor guy doesn’t seem to get much time to himself or time away from his wife

[@Jordan-bm8lp]

I, for 1 with 2 toilets, will promise to buy 2 bidets if you get a sponsorship lol

[@izabelag6542]

you guys are brilliant 😂👏🏼

[@alexemerson9886]

Lawn mower bro is indulging in this past time - it is NOT A NECESSARY BODILY FUNCTION 😂 - right at peak 'get the kids fed and to bed time,' which I suspect has more to do with his wife's consternation than an overly cut lawn (also, on a personal note, excessive fuel usage). ETA: I retract the above, they've got their stuff pretty well in hand. Go forth and mow, bud, just don't be lying about it 😂

[@arih9482]

If you guys could please add back the time stamps that would be great 🙏🏽

[@JenniferLeeTacy]

solicitor is an attorney or lawyer in the UK/Europe

[@elaexplorer]

50:04 Also, a LOT of healthcare workers are immigrants. It's good pay with only a year or two of formal training for entry level jobs. Around here the nursing homes do on the job training for CNAs and the local community college has a 6 month phlebotomy course.

[@ccroque1]

Lawnmower guy should find an elderly neighbor that needs help mowing their lawn once a week.

[@Coco21212]

solicitor = uk lawyer

[@maverick_Going-About-Life]

That doesn't mean a UK lawyer as these terms are used in Canada and possibly other countries as well. To put it very simply, barristers and solicitors are lawyers. These terms are significant in the UK where practicing lawyers are divided by their training and the type of work that they do. In Canada, though, all lawyers are licensed to be both barristers and solicitors, so there is really no difference in Canada. I am Canadian myself

[@beepboop8374]

Who knows maybe the cheaters mistress got pregnant and he intentionally gave her an allergen. He sounds dumb enough to do something like that.

[@Mizhelle]

Oh hey, nice to hear Tagalog once in a while.

[@KrisThroughGlass]

The lawnmower guy - couldn't he just take a walk instead, like it's very popular in my country. It's less disturbing for the neighbors. Because non of his close neighbors will have a peaceful quiet moment sitting outside after work during his lawnmower time.

[@marissacolvin5969]

They live on a rural road. I also live on a rural road. My closest neighbors are farmers. They're almost constantly running equipment. It's like white noise at this point. Most of us don't care.

[@Ivvyhc]

Is the guy from first story from New Zealand? He sounds like it

[@noriii]

the description is messed up

[@arduousPopsicle]

My guess for the passport bro is that he wants a woman to be subservient to him and do whatever he wants. Be soft spoken and listen to whatever he says. So if we stand up for ourselves, we’re “entitled”

[@xDarkTrinityx]

Yea, echoing the other comment, "It was me" from the brother meaning he's the one who is ruining his life. Dude was probably going through her phone trying to find out what happened and saw all the crap about him. Also, I'm sure the guy was using the company card to hide the affair from his wife under the guise of going to "work lunches" or something like that with Amy. Though there wasn't any mention of how his wife found out... clearly he didn't have the balls to tell her so I'm wondering if the brother or coworkers did that one.

[@DisloyalGaming]

In regards to the last comment from the clip and his im sure most men my age want the same paints him as someone in their 40s or older. If thats the case 90% of the women in that same age group also tend to be more "buisness" or "traditional" looking. If he needs someone that has those same generational beliefs of Gen X Elder millenial kinda thing then he should just date that group. Its not that complicated stay away from younger women if you dont like modern fassion. People are allowed to dress and do what they want and it means nothing about their personality.

[@zoedujour]

Sucks to suck.

[@janedoe2605]

My favorite boys ❤️🖤🤍💚

[@atsooba]

I'm usually a silent listener and often agree or disagree with all of your different takes, but I just had to thank you guys for the genuine interest in stopping this genocide happening in Gaza, Palestine right now. Here's to truly hoping that those families can make it out safely and the people of Palestine will regrow their country ❤🍉

[@jerQCote]

Aaaaaayyyyyyy. Btw, I pronounce my username as "Jer QC Ôté"

[@juliefraser5304]

Let's be fair here... The affair partner KNEW she was an affair partner. So she knew why he couldn't take her to hospital. She knew he was married - let's not make her out to be blameless. He is not responsible for her death

[@hcf4kd1992]

Avoiding getting caught is not as important as keeping someone safe