I Am The Judge, Jury, and EXECUTIONER! |

[@pascalelewis]

my verdict: LONG LIVE THE PROSECU-SEAN! 🙌

[@SaralerynWinter]

“Your honor I don’t believe in god” 😂😂😂 I CANNOT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@judithcasillas4624]

Sameee 😂😂

[@YuriKamado19]

ikr XD

[@kristinamoser6558]

This is officially the most unhinged episode you guys have created

[@bubbliepatel793]

I love this episode. Every time Shaun yelled, I just lost it. I love it when they do these role play episodes. This is my second favorite episode of all time.

[@Tofubeetch]

What’s your overall favorite?

[@bubbliepatel793]

@@Tofubeetch I think it was the confessions video they did a while back. I guess one of the older episodes.

[@camri.taylor]

@@bubbliepatel793do you know what the title is of that episode? I think that’s one I may have missed

[@leah3801]

"DECORUM!!" needs to be a new soundboard button at a minimum, maybe even new clip for into audio

[@k1w1birb]

“ Love?”followed by palpable silence and frustration 🫣 had me dying 😂😂😂

[@worldsokayestlibrarian]

I am loving this Law & Order: Unhinged Unit 😂😂

[@honeylipgloss]

“what’s the most important thing about relationships that we say 99% of these stories could use?” “LOVE” “…no” 😂😂😂😂😂😂 i’m weak omg

[@MusicKat217]

THE SILENCE AFTER WAS KILLING ME 😭

[@MphoenixE]

Then the rage against the Baliff

[@Shiftycheesecake]

I was literally in tears watching this episode, PLEASE do this format again!

[@disneychannelgirl57]

I almost DIED laughing at work because of Sean "prosecution" statement reciting THE BIBLE 😂😂

[@kikidoyle4105]

“I think the husband is upset that he now has to do 50% of the labour with the kids” DAAAAAMN

[@Cixtrist]

It would get to the point I couldnt even remember the story anymore coz the arguments got so funny 😂😂😂

[@beepboop8374]

Omg same here I can’t remember shit from any of them except JESUS H CHRIST!

[@pamelaguerrero3631]

I'm the one who was casually listening and not paying much attention to the stories, and I stopped on my tracks when Josh said "off with his head" 🤣

[@cb5902]

This episode is what you call a slam dunk home run grand slam triple crown hat trick 😂

[@JaranyapornMcFadden]

So many quotable moments.😂

[@GusTheDeviant]

"Your Honor, I don't believe in God" MERCH. I WANT THAT ON A SHIRT. I AM SOBBING

[@arduousPopsicle]

And “shut up bailiff!”

[@cherika_22]

And 'DECORUM!!' 😂

[@althealee9375]

@@cherika_22I want this one!

[@autumn557]

For the nurse story, if she’s making so much more money why not just higher a housekeeper for 1 or 2 days? It’s not that crazy. It’s like 50$ to have your floors cleaned and bathroom done, a little more to also get a lawn cAre person. My friend, whose sing, does in fact higher a housekeeper every Friday and lawn care once a month. It’s won’t break the bank from what it sounds like from the story. She’s saving a lot so spend the $75-$100 a week for the help. And yes she needs to do something as well but it honestly sounds like the husband is just getting. Taste of what most wives do and doesn’t like it.

[@SeidlerDenmark]

“I’m gonna read the bible real quick “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SaikyoDinosaur]

Josh: “i’m trying to win” 2 minutes prior, his opening statement was “my client is guilty” That’s a bold strategy, i wonder how it’ll play out for him, Cotton.

[@meemowchan]

JESUS H. CHRIST 💀💀💀 Omg I laughed so hard in this episode. Best one so far. Please do more! 😂

[@beepboop8374]

For the camping story I thought Sean was gonna be able to go somewhere with the “doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results” argument and then that went on a completely different tangent than it started out on 😂 you had it and then you had to go with “make her uncomfortable!”

[@dawnerickson7394]

This format was hilarious 😂 But i cant remember a single story you talked about... All i remember was laughing so much i cried.

[@LifeWithTiaa]

The babysitter story: are y’all okay?😐 OP wasn’t wrong … the girl slept through the baby crying for 30 mins? Nobody see’s anything wrong with that? He isn’t wrong! He wasn’t rude to the girl! Y’all tripping hard! She’s 16 she has a job it’s not an excuse bc she’s 16! They trusted her with the care of their children she needs to WATCH THEM🗣

[@vindifference]

Yeah, I feel like Josh just fumbled an easy one there. Teen or not, a job's a job. Getting suggestions on how to do it better is what teens actually need and is a lot more lenient than what would actually happen for an adult. You can't just absolve teens of responsibility in doing a job well just because they're young. Otherwise, what's the point? Giving them free money? Teen jobs are opportunities to test themselves in responsible adult performance. If they can't pull it off, they shouldn't be hired.

[@arduousPopsicle]

He might have scolded her though. He doesn’t say how he said it here and we don’t know for sure. He could have made sure to say it nicely and he said he didn’t care if she learned or not which - he should

[@Itsrei98.]

Okaaaay, I love this new format of arguing!!

[@parkerabbott2189]

PLEASE make this a reoccurring segment, I was in tears 😂

[@Jbrooke96]

44:13 “AAAYYYYYEEEEE!!!” 😭😂 I can’t bbrrreeeeeaaaatttthhhhheeeeeee 💀💀💀💀💀💀 this is so damn funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Hop-into-it]

This episode has made me laugh so much! I was getting some weird stares whilst walking my dog 😂😂

[@sprouty9374]

that jesus part had me laughing so hard i started crying. good shit

[@brightsoull]

This format is absolutely godly for comedic chances, keep it but also try new ones every now and then, keep up the excellent content

[@pw_npc_680]

I demand this to be a series 😂 these will be a good sandwich between those dark and sad stories!! Really made my day and def worth the wait 💙

[@lina9535]

29:20 I want to try and animate this part in the Phoenix Wright style. Imagine Sean dressed as Edgeworth 😅🤣

[@eva1585]

YES

[@ishikawa_sachi]

This new format is [chef’s kiss]

[@shayg2373]

"Why should her career suffer when she's not even seeing her kids except maybe an hour a day max" lmao she sucks😂

[@ucheagali6988]

Yall need to do this as an in person live episode that would be killer

[@bnomin8]

I don’t usually interact like this but I LOVED this episode and the format of it! truly hilarious, it was like watching Patrick trying to think in that one episode of Spongebob 😂 for most reddit stories we already know if they’re a-hole or not, but watching Sean trying to prosecute had me laughing out loud

[@AmharMahar]

This was gold. Just got me laughing all through 😂😂😂

[@michellebrickner9307]

I've only been a courtroom once and I don't remember this much cussing. 😂

[@anastasiarivera3063]

I keep CACKLING out loud this episode!!!!! I genuinely need every person on Earth to watch this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@XScarlyX]

I’ve never laughed so hard and had to walk out of work to compose myself listening to this episode 😂

[@PresleyRoxy]

The op in story 3 saying she has more energy now…yeah because she isn’t doing any childcare other than seeing them off for school and bedtime. Husband is doing everything else.

[@redbunny22]

I know right like of course she likes it he's raising the kids and she gets to sleep.

[@eyepau]

exactly. she’s literally just going to work & not doing anything else!

[@gracedurden334]

I agreeee it’s not 50/50

[@MsDreavus]

I love this format so much, y'all are looking like you're having so much fun! This needs to be a weekly thing! Definitely the best replacement for the contest!

[@beepboop8374]

I love this 😂 but as a barely 5’ woman who is pushing 40 and has always been told she “looked like a child,” Sean’s comment about it being weird because of that hurt my heart a lil bit. Hahaha

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

im 5'1" and i hope no one sees as a child, or if they do, i hope they arent attracted to me bc of that reason 😭😭 i dated someone 5'4" maybe? like idc about height, but ive also liked someone whos 5'11" and i currently like someone whos 6'1" lmfaooo

[@beepboop8374]

@@kaitlynmorgan4613 I have a very young face so combined with my height I have always come across way younger. And the idea that dudes were attracted to me BECAUSE of it has always really grossed me out too.

[@XxMaddieCat]

Story 1: as a 5'2 woman dating a 6'7 man. Not the asshole. OP is funny af

[@margaretdupuis5067]

I listened to this on Spotify yesterday at work and it was everything I could do not to burst out laughing. What makes it better is I work for a law firm. I knew I needed to watch the video.

[@Rach.elen28]

Watching Sean's hamster desperately run on its wheel 🤣🤣 This was brilliant guys I hope you do this again

[@aliciamclain3144]

Having compatible schedules is extremely important in a long-term relationship. I think both parties need to agree on a change as big as that. My husband went to 4 10's at the beginning of the year and we talked a lot about the pros and cons of 1st or 2nd shift. 2nd shift was still the right choice but things are going downhill there fast and it's become crazy stressful. So, he's applying for jobs at hospitals that pay less but the commute is cut in half and the work environment will be(🤞) better for him. Monet can't always be the deciding factor for "what's best." And NEVER take a job that your spouse is against, for reasonable concerns!

[@Askg10]

I have not laughed so much uncontrollably for ages. Choked on my tea twice!! Best episode ever!

[@vintage.physics]

I’m a future lawyer (just graduated with my Associate’s in May) and I just want to say that you guys did such a great job😹 This episode made me laugh so much 😹

[@Crim3Watch3r]

Idkkk man. If my "family & so called friends" had group xhats without me and i found out. Id be *livid!* Why would he reach out to family if they arent making a slim effort to ask him when they decide to do things? Esp when they are keen on going out more than he is. Doesn't mean that you DON'T check in and ask if they wanna go?! Why is it so hard for family to check in on the silent ones and try and get them out of the house? Apparently ignoring them and treating them like an outsider and then finding out later on, is even better. Smh. His family is shtt. I feel for that brother. On so many levels. They suucckkk!! 🤦🏽‍♀️💩🤡💀

[@Crim3Watch3r]

PS. Dad will live. Mom is allowed to have a job, just as much as he is. She can work whatever hours she'd like. If she likes the bigger pay and needs her then, she doesn't NEED to give up her job. She shouldn't have to risk HER life. Why is it always on the woman to change HER life around for the man? Most women DON'T have a choice in being a mom and doing it all 99% of the time. If she enjoys it. Leave it alone. Holy crap. It's not that big of a deal. She doesn't need to be the home maker all the fuggin' time. So, no. Absolutely NOT.

[@andreawarfel1483]

This whole episode still has me crying laughing 😂😂😂

[@starfish3701]

I just went back into the office today after working from home for a week and I can't stop laughing at my desk. 😂 Omg thank you guys. This episode is so damn funny. John's laugh is driving me crazy 😂

[@anastasiarivera3063]

"He's the baliff-judge" I AM WHEEZING

[@sihaleivi6873]

Best. Episode. Ever. I died and came alive over and over 😂😂😂

[@donnapapromjit4586]

A jury from Thailand 1st story : not guilty 2nd story : not guilty 3rd story : guilty (communication!) 4th story : guilty 5th story : not guilty (poor Sean )😂 6th story : not guilty This episode is super funny. I really enjoy the show.

[@lollapadoozy7107]

Holy shit this was such a good episode you guys, Sean had me absolutely rolling 🤣🤣🤣 AAYYY!! DECORUM!!!

[@kreuger2062]

Alsp the pizza story reminded me of that one comment that said they unsubscribed because of the "making fun of religion" they would be foaming from the mouth after that prosecution.😂😂

[@JaranyapornMcFadden]

God I love these guys. Life sucks hard right now. While at the moment I have tears but you are still making me smile. 😊😂❤ The more I listen the more I'm so glad you all have love ones b/c this is pure gold.I wish I wasn't poor. 😅😢😢

[@ExMbegins]

PLEASE make this a regular thing 😂 I was trying so hard not to bust out laughing at work, which btw I work at a freaking library 😆

[@TheCrayonMaster]

This episode had me in tears 😂

[@cherika_22]

Guys, please do more of these kind of stuff, this is like my 5th time listening&laughing with my partner 😂😂

[@ursiak4719]

We need more of this format!

[@mollymayhem4161]

How do yall not have more subscribers?? This was Hilarious!! I laughed the whole time while I washed dishes

[@lizbethhoyos2783]

This is the best episode ever. I'm crying because I'm laughing so hard

[@imaneb9222]

Everyone does reddit stories and I never seen this format before guys you might be on to something. Keep this format and make it pop. Defending the AHole is hilarious and the jokes will be fun. Looking forward to the upcoming episodes 😅

[@elaexplorer]

29:19 They can hire a yard service that will cone do all the yard stuff once or twice a month, and in some areas they do the snow shoveling in the winter, since neither of them want to do the outside work. And secondly, did the husband say he didn't sign on to take care of his kids in the afternoons? Geez, what a jerk.

[@serenityglore7377]

This is by far my favorite Friday episode! Love this format!

[@ButtonsandBookends]

"I don't believe what I'm saying" 🤣

[@GiveMKellKid]

I’ve been cackling at this entire episode 😂

[@katl3034]

Ok this is my new favorite way to listen to these

[@sipam87]

This is my favorite video of all times 😂😂😂 I laughed the whole time

[@nancepants9585]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while. That was awesome!

[@KaosEngel]

My god I have laughed so hard through this episode. This is hilarious. And I keep thinkin that Legal Eagle should do a breakdown of this. Thank you brightening my morning

[@VeraMesq]

I've already listened to all your episodes and I have to say that this one is now on the podium as my favorite. I was driving home and I had to stop the car because I laughed so hard I couldn't see the road anymore through my tears. And as soon as I got home I came to watch it all over again on KZbin, because I knew it would be worth to see your faces! The part about Jesus H. Christ I probably heard more than 10 times. Thank you for this. Thank you so much!

[@PyroWolfofEarth]

I almost died laughing from this episode.

[@Lovemyson23]

That was hilarious ! I was in tears ! Please do it again 🙏 I love you guys , you're adorable !

[@bonolomahudu8198]

I needed this episode after the stressful exams I just had, absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

[@kreuger2062]

I said it Thursday, and I'll say it again now, please I'm begging you do more of these types of episodes.😂😂

[@maddsj8321]

i died of laughter from this episode please do this again

[@FeloniousAngel]

NTA - AITAH for calling a short guy an incel after he criticized my height gap with my gf? YTA - AITA for being honest to my brother about why he is being excluded? ES - AITA For not agreeing to my husband's new chore list after I switched my work hours without his approval I already forgot this story - AITA for asking our babysitter to set alarms when she sleeps? NTA - AITA for not loaning someone $35 for pizza? NTA - AITA for not appreciating the surprise getaway my husband planned?

[@leah3801]

This is such a fun format, please, PLEASE do this again

[@althealee9375]

Please do more like this, they’re hysterical! 🤣🤣🤣

[@tacham4533]

Omg pls do more of these!!!?! I’m howling in the car and ppl think I’m crazy.

[@gsantibanez12]

You guys crack me up! 😂

[@cpt_kenzo]

I LOVE THIS FORMAT, please do this more often!! !

[@cherika_22]

Thisxis THE BEST ONE EVER, I'm watching it for the 3rd time 😂

[@alyssasowell774]

I need more of this in my life

[@elaexplorer]

35:02 If you want you kids "cared for properly" overnight hire a real nanny not some kid who probably has to go to school in the morning and needs just as much sleep as the baby, if not more.

[@liankadewet3607]

This was hilarious!! Thanks guys!😂

[@anastasiarivera3063]

22:19 "Love" "..................."

[@tmel1276]

35 dollars is a real suspicious amount of money if your starving why not ask for money for a slice of pizza or a sandwich. 35 dollars feeds a family of 4 in pizza. I call bullshiy

[@eva1585]

Fr, I dont know pizza prices in the US but just looking at the menu for my local pizzeria the most expensive FAMILY SIZE pizza BARELY reaches 30 dollars. There are way cheaper food options that will still fill you up well. Like you said, a sandwich or hell, use the money to get groceries if you're asking for 35. Then you can get food for at least a week or two.

[@lina9535]

I remember a time where I could barely afford food, and even though I'm not "in the church" anymore (where I live, you're like... written into the church, it's a practice they've had for ages, kind of like a publicly accessible birth record thing, but you're "Christian" automatically, and you get the lovely church tax, you can write yourself out of that whenever), I live right across the street from one of the churches in my town. They very often have loafs of bread (or is it loaves 🤔) that you can ask for if you're in a bad spot. It's like... I want to say the closest thing we have to a food bank where I live. In most countries, you can always go to a church and ask for help (this church sometimes even have free lunch or "coffee breaks"). Also, $35 for a pizza? That's a bit too much.

[@UrMexicanMom54]

This whole show needs to be on your best of reddit 2024

[@lina9535]

The OP who works as a nurse, I think the husband is just tired of having to deal with a lot of kid stuff. OP is a nurse, so whatever job he does can't be as taxing (or OP probably would have included that)

[@arianavilaverde6764]

Funniest episode you’re ever made!!

[@RedditOnWiki]

❤️

[@njikwe]

This episode was so freaking hilarious...🤣🤣 mor of this pls!

[@k1w1birb]

Also, PLEASE make this a regular thing 😂

[@LuckyStars881]

This is hilarious, and I love it! Only thing I kinda miss is hearing from the comments. Is there a way to incorporate comments as prosecutor and defendant "evidence"? 🤣🤣🤣

[@eva1585]

Could be something like "Jury says _____" since they're calling the viewers (and host) Judge then Jury works well, or both comment sections are called Jury

[@Shoujin1]

The 2nd story is literally me even when I started going out and reaching people they still acted the same so staying alone in the room all day is not an excuse to exclude anyone at all

[@thisisshelbyyyy_]

This is my 3rd time listening/watching this. This is my favorite episode. PLSSSSSSSS I NEED MORE hahaha

[@carolinalopes9252]

I has been a long time since I laughed this hard. Loved the episode

[@AuntieGreenHair]

those last two stories were the best