I combined my two jobs and it was a terrible experience

CallMeKevin or you can Call Me The King of Retail.
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[@TheIrishDino]

This man owned a shop before and it does not show

[@Alsarnia]

But he pays his employees well so who are we to complain

[@vadnegru]

Unless he also tortured everyone

[@jgb2958]

Kevin playing a retail game and still manages to bring in among us within 30 seconds He’s too addicted

[@auces7084]

🎵to the madness🎵

[@WeeHammy]

I think its bc he miss's his Peepeepoopoo. (and others of course)

[@auces7084]

@@WeeHammy you hath ruined the song you foolish mortal

[@WeeHammy]

@@auces7084 SORRY MASTER I HAVE BETRAYED THEE!

[@LynnAgain83]

You can't be too addicted to Among us you silly.

[@kippitheclone3078]

I love how he's so persistent with torturing himself with the headphones

[@apollo7557]

He's so brave.

[@ok-ok2]

Idk maybe he likes it

[@annoying5person]

Self harm isn't a joke smh

[@davidmiller2049]

The other stores are selling shoes so that can run away from Kevin’s store.

[@Nervous101]

@@annoying5person in this case it is

[@Lunamine]

"she'll get paid less" Still gets paid 150 an hour. Hire me Kevin, please.

[@johnjordan3552]

It's in cents

[@oxymoron02]

@@johnjordan3552 What a twist!

[@NotAVeryGoodNickname]

In that world a beer costs 50, so not a great salary

[@Zahraa10215]

After some thought, I think my wage is about 3 beers an hour. Maybe 4. So that matches.

[@justsomeone2391]

@@NotAVeryGoodNickname Thats 3 beers an hour, that’s pretty good pay

[@nicandknacksandseans]

“I love middle-aged entitled people shouting at me” Man, I thought I was the only one with that kink. Good to know I’m not alone.

[@jetnebula7915]

no no no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

[@crystalores4386]

@@jetnebula7915 a::f

[@cwovictor3281]

"Come on, baby, demand to see my manager" "Honey, I gotta tell you, you've been weird in bed lately"

[@dreska255]

Rule34 Karen

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's part of the job. You can't just quit or yell at customers if you're getting paid to give a good experience and that's what so many entitled employees don't understand.

[@MeelieMoon]

“Wanna go down to the strip club? I heard they’re selling contraband among us beer!”

[@juliasings6131]

Sounds fun

[@FloridaGuy53]

"Nah, I tried one and, let me tell you, it tastes kinda sus."

[@gabrielv.4358]

Lmao yes

[@Hhagstfun]

The “Hey there friends how’s it going.” Is so soothing

[@jayshorts9552]

Trump tho

[@jayshorts9552]

I meant tru

[@RosyKitteh]

Extremely fitting Spongebob quote of the day: "You're on register now!" "R-Register?" * explodes *

[@FloridaGuy53]

"So,... This is what I get for working, overtime?" "OVERTIIME!?!"

[@kale1873]

me everyday ...

[@myluckystar33]

Kevin: this is the most confusing UI I’ve ever seen. Also Kevin: Tutorial? No. Every time Kevin. Every time.

[@Carla-wk3mz]

"My two jobs" Cult leader and car magnet?

[@anniedangerface]

Hi Carla!

[@Carla-wk3mz]

@@anniedangerface Hello! How's it going?

[@bidoof367]

car-la? are you the car?

[@Kat-PM]

the way I laughed at “car magnet” 🤭

[@vaughanmartin7079]

Wish I had a computer, pants and beer store near me. Literally everything I need in life.

[@lucienfortner841]

Well, that's just silly. Nobody needs pants.

[@Erratic_Pulse_0758]

Kevin: owned a store Also Kevin: this is so confusing

[@ravewithdave8262]

I love how Call me Kevin just tries to ruin everyone’s lives in every game but somehow makes everyone’s lives better in real life!

[@XxFluffyxX]

Kevin uploading a retail game: Me coming home from my retail job: *interesting*

[@oxymoron02]

My condolences.

[@lucisomma6766]

I love how everything you do, ends with people imprisoned. What a MOOD.

[@akaste4413]

i also love combing things that have no hair, thumbnail 🔥

[@VoxyPop518]

Turg has been put in charge of creating the thumbnail, so this is fine

[@Auridus]

The word "articles" has lost all meaning to me.

[@nicholasbrosseau6035]

I lost my sense of smell once

[@misaspasic4295]

@@nicholasbrosseau6035 interesting

[@Serrifin]

I lost my sense of direction earlier today

[@bronzejourney5784]

I lost my sense of self long ago.

[@lucasskovgaard3526]

I am lost

[@christofferohlin1213]

I'm bingewatching your videos to help cool off my anxiety nowadays because i'm having my top surgery in 14 days. Thank you for helping me cope with my nerves, Kevin. You're a wonderful human being.

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i hope your surgery goes well!! 💛💛💛

[@kaipan9174]

@CMS Gaming good luck with the surgery! Once it’s over you’ll feel so much better!

[@quasimodomojo8761]

What a coincidence, I just had mine three weeks ago! It was honestly a breeze, I probably had a harder time getting my wisdom teeth removed. It will be tough the first couple of days but you will push through! Let me know how it goes if you remember to!

[@christofferohlin1213]

@@quasimodomojo8761 Coincidence indeed :D I'm glad to hear yours went so well like that. I hope i can make this through. I'm going to be completely alone through the entire thing since i have no friends or family. I hope i can make it through without any issues whatnot. :')

[@magnusgjevre5865]

Well hope the surgery goes well when the time comes.

[@helenawidiarini3880]

i am so amazed by kevin's ability to torture npc in every game he played

[@Viixie]

When that one customer comes in with all 4 staff watching, getting LUSH flashbacks.

[@liekeseebregts1445]

We thought this was a video without among us, but 30 seconds into the video Kevin proved to us that his addiction of among us grows stronger every single day

[@TheSnikers111]

Simply, thank you Kevin, for being here, and uploading best videos on YT during these questionable times.

[@callmeturg]

Kevin, you’re the real hero for working retail. I have no clue how you did it.

[@callmeturg]

@Joan Zuniga hi!

[@thatissobruce7197]

Turg

[@thatissobruce7197]

@Joan Zuniga Turg

[@anniedangerface]

Retail is very hard! I did it for 6 years, but I kind of liked it. I’m the rare breed who enjoys it haha. EXCEPT at Christmas, people turn into demons during Christmastime

[@callmeturg]

@@thatissobruce7197 hello:)

[@clarelg]

Plottwist: Store Man is the new warden at Jim Pickens pris-(sorry) “Gated Community”

[@MerkhVision]

“Gated Community” is a wonderfully hilarious way to put that lol

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

the 'combing' in the thumbnail gave me a good chuckle and i didnt even realise i needed it thank u

[@felixkalenskyy93]

The oofs at the start of the video when he smacks his headphones on are getting louder and louder...

[@lilbluebox1601]

I don't know how Kevin still manages to surprise me when he finds ways to kidnap NPCs in every game

[@jazzpancake1167]

Kevin: *skips the tutorial* Also Kevin: *surprised he doesn't know how to play the game* Me: *overwhelmed by Deja-vu*

[@ItalianGuy2357]

Love that the thumbnail says combing. Was a bit confused when I got the notification 😂

[@LynnAgain83]

Same 😂

[@vanjalazarevic6326]

"I wish it were Sims." *still finds a way to trap people in his kni.. I mean computer pants and beer store*

[@jackrichardson4089]

"Combing retail" that job must be pretty hairy

[@marcusdunham8896]

I knew someone would beat me to it.

[@anniedangerface]

I was gonna say, who is gonna tell him 😔

[@Anya_Maru]

Certainly a hair-owing experience

[@nataliesmith9397]

Kevin saying he wasn't gonna serve the guy who whistled at him had very good energy.

[@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476]

I love how Kevin has a file named an evil montage, the funniest part is he needs 2 of them

[@XenomorphSlayerGames]

I love whenever Kevin talks about retail scenarios, cuz he’s lived that shit, and he describes it so damn accurately. “I love middle aged entitled folks shouting at me.” Yeah that’s literally straight facts.

[@caseyc3355]

3:15 Kevin will keep anyone hostage, any time, any place

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

I feel like Kevin built a maze in his actual retail store back in the day and is trying to subtly tell us that there’s still someone trapped in it

[@catmom8410]

Considering I’m having to go to the disaster known as retail today, this is the video I needed, Kevin

[@sreevidya6785]

9:59 "like why do they all need help!?we sell COMPUTER,PANTS AND BEER!" lmao🤣🤣😂

[@ajrollo1437]

"No one wants to go to a strip club at 7 AM!" Clearly you've never been to Tampa, Florida.

[@WordsFlowMagnetic]

Kevin, if you really think that I'm going to buy that this is a store run by a genuine human person then you're absolutely right. May I partake of some of those fine articles, my good sir?

[@captain_awesome2134]

Less than 2 minutes in and Kevin has already made the game a feckin' mess. This is the content I subscribed for!

[@artysocial]

Hey! Just a fan here- I was watching the Detroit streams recently and noticed it was your birthday not too soon after that. Happy birthday Kevin! May the hilarious content keep on coming and have a great day- also remember to take breaks and all that other stuff if needed. Thank you for creating super entertaining content everyday, I like to think it kept me sane during lock down. 🎉🎉

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Poor Kevin, his ears must bee exausted(just like Ron) from all that headphone-putting

[@Xingaos]

I love how Kevin always tries to kill/keep people hostage, even though that’s not even anywhere close to the theme of the game lmao

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Everytime Kevin calls me his friend, my heart skips a beat. If only we were actual friends

[@LookAlikeFilm]

8:42 "I don't know why there's a gap in my wall" *"Is Mole2 available to talk?"*

[@BigMac87963]

Hey Kevin. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time

[@dynodan9234]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin is combining two things: Being epic and being legendary!

[@aliveslice]

Sounds like a Justin Y. comment I wouldn't hate.

[@baileywoodch2043]

Hey Kevin! I love your content so much it always brightens up my day. Sadly my ex broke up with me a week ago and ive just been binging your among us videos because theyre seriously the only thing getting me through it. You're doing such an amazing job and you definitely make peoples day so much brighter. Keep up the awesome as feck work, and dont forget to stay pale!

[@nghtwng1572]

Honestly! Every night i look forward to Kevin's videos! I'm gauranteed to have 15-20 mins of pure comedy! Its not long but I'm free from my troubles in that time! THANK YOU SO MUCH KEVIN!! 😁💜😁💜

[@ratlesbian5498]

combining kevin's two favourite things, working retail and among us

[@coolbeans6312]

Ah so Kevin's concerning addiction to Among Us has made its way into yet another video

[@grunertee3930]

I just want so say, I really laughed throughout the entire video. I mean really laughter, not breathing air out of my nose a little faster than usual. Thanks for that Kevin!

[@iliasjk6407]

I just discovered your channel 5 min ago and all i have to say is i love your content. I don't understand English very well but still your videos are very entertaining to me. Good job and keep making content, you are amazing.

[@stephaniehanley1016]

This gave me flashbacks to work yesterday. Had a lady ask where something was in my store that’s not in my department. When I told her that’s not my department so I’m not sure, she then said “you must be new.” Tell me why when I told her it’s not my department a few more times she continued to ask how long I’d been working there. Karen’s are annoying 🤣

[@idiotidiot5821]

Yeah it must be really tough to understand where the tires are while working in the shoe section of Walmart...

[@princessmemeulous]

In a month it’s my bday and I asked for head phones just so I can do the snap thing 😂😂

[@onefecker4820]

Always exited when a new video from Kevin drops.

[@SwordSmith]

Thank you for everything you do, you’re such an inspiration. I love your work!

[@ashabasha]

I would like a montage of Kevin grunting when he puts his headphones on.

[@callmeturg]

Day 109 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️

[@BlackSmoke-kd1by]

Hes a leng guy uno

[@IamaPERSON]

Noice

[@lia.murf07]

He really is tho not gonna lie

[@callmeturg]

@@lia.murf07 I agree :)

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON noice

[@fv6652]

Great work on combing retail Kevin! A real hero!

[@dutchvanderlinde7729]

I’ve recently god COVID and it absolutely sucks but watching Kevin really helps, thanks Kevin!👍

[@caseyc3355]

KING 👏 OF 👏 RETAIL 👏 Edit: Oh, nevermind. King 👏 of 👏 strip? 👏 club?? 👏

[@mekarano2289]

Day 26 off asking Kevin to roleplay a mafia member in Among us.

[@ccharlie25]

this video really made my day thank you so much

[@NouryKhamis]

I love u KEVIN!!! U make my days brighter!!!!

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 518 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@maddied7737]

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! I’m not sure if your gonna upload tomorrow so I just wanted to say, happy birthday!

[@HoundstoothBaby]

Kevin: Paints everything purple. Me: "looks like Metro PCS"

[@tourmaline9647]

OMG, I sure hope I wasn't the only one reading "King of Hentai" when Kevin was zooming in on his character in the first seconds of the video. Fecking hell... Especially at 0:46

[@pizzatime7433]

Keep making these great videos Kevin you are on a roll

[@brennanstinnett6807]

Thanks Kevin I love your content

[@ameaklim]

Cried with laughter. Love the doom maze, and him staring out through the cage at the crying bank manager

[@inkypaws9110]

hi kevin i just want to let you know just how much you make my life better :) your vids always put a smile on my face and i will always appreciate you for that. keep up the great work man

[@joemcdonald.15]

i loved this so much lmao. please do more of this

[@nicole9270]

I feckin love Kevin’s videos

[@matthewplancon]

Kevin, we have got to see more of this

[@purple_balloon9323]

Happy Birthday DJ Kevi!!!!

[@AngelJin5799]

Happy Birthday Kevin!!!

[@GravySD]

"Noone wants to go to the strip club at 7am" First of all Kevin thats an extremely broad accusation.

[@tylerromine330]

The first time I’ve ever gotten to one of his videos within 5 minutes of posting, i am complete now

[@martynawozniak3597]

Kevin, you painted the store my favorite color, it made my day!

[@elenawimsey5714]

4:09 as someone who has to read dozens of job applications every day, this is depressingly accurate. The only thing missing is the pile of mail-in applications by people who didn't understand that they need to use the interface on our company's website to apply and the inevitable few people trying to claim they've got degrees /experience they don't really have 🤦‍♀️

[@someonerandom7528]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!! [It’s Tuesday in my time zone :) ]

[@sammykbop6217]

Your videos always put a smile on my face :) I hope you're having a lovely day today

[@keithirv]

Love your videos Callmekevin

[@VoxyPop518]

Not as big of a maze as Ikea, but so far I haven't been caged in at one so I think Kevin still Best Store Man.

[@WildRabiea]

This was perfect!

[@Ak41xx]

Happy Birthday Kevin!

[@hanasuminiko6172]

These videos help me not be sad. Thanks lol

[@jordankahl8327]

Store Man is like the male Default except he’s a businessman

[@ragnarokthewarchild5059]

Amazing video Kevin

[@nobodyshome1660]

Thank you Kevin, very cool

[@d.s.8227]

God I love your simluator videos!

[@SethHanLee]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN✨👑✨

[@ZsXino]

I want to see this as a series

[@dylantaylor400]

OOOOMMMMGGGG!! I JUST GOT A REDDIT Ad and hagrid was one of the pictures on the phone In the background

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Finally! I see you upgraded from the DC shoes shirt to Vans. Excellent choice dear leader Kevin!

[@toomuchcheese8099]

Thank you Kevin