i completed this legendary 0.000001% spike jump using my secret double backflip move

[@bigcheese3490]

You should definitely make “I’m still alive” merch. Not only do you say it all the time, but considering the mess that 2020 was and that 2021 has been so far it’s actually quite relevant

[@gort105]

lol that's a good idea

[@sleepycoffee5255]

Please gray make this merch

[@Atomic_Oven]

Lol good idea

[@FreezeFrameYT]

I would buy it. Maybe have the graphics be from one of his videos

[@rb6773]

The more likes you get, the more likely that it will happen.

[@Daka02]

*Nuclear war happens* Gray: I’m still alive!

[@Thevoid..]

Sword: penatretes grays balls Gray: ow

[@dawnbjorge5734]

Nice glitch tale profile picture

[@Universally_Unknown]

Nice vids

[@Universally_Unknown]

I sub

[@Daka02]

Thx guys

[@wvjake02]

Gray's responses to stress or surprises makes me genuinely laugh every time.

[@suntan.omori.real208]

You: **literally dying** Your phone: gray has uploaded a video You: *hold on death i need to watch this*

[@FlameTheDrag0n]

death probably would be like oh ok ima go watch it now

[@kenobi52]

Death: *wait let me watch it too*

[@drintrovert4564]

That pfp is cursed

[@suntan.omori.real208]

@@drintrovert4564 thank you

[@kenobi52]

@@drintrovert4564 me?

[@nunyabisnass1141]

"I never thought my birthday would be such a pain in my ass!" Wife looks on cynically.

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Canteloupe is his safeword

[@spleensthecat1794]

Can someone feed me for God's sake

[@xeryuz_]

have to add "birthday" to his list of things he hates, next to rainbows and macaroni and cheese

[@colesclips591]

@@spleensthecat1794 no :D

[@spleensthecat1794]

@@colesclips591 do you have cocaine for me

[@menik6575]

My greatest nightmare is being alone in a dark cabin in the middle of the woods and hearing Gray say "Iiiiiii'm stiiiiilll aliiiiiive", and then spiders. Spiders everywhere.

[@cinderpxmpkin9554]

*SPIDERMAN SPIDERMAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN* *EATS THE SOUL* *OF MENIK* *NOW HE’S DEAD* *GRAY’S STILL ALIVE* *WATCH OUT* *HERE COMES THE SPIDERMEN*

[@LittleDarkOne_]

@@cinderpxmpkin9554 no

[@blank_white]

@@cinderpxmpkin9554 oh no

[@crazycat1052]

@@cinderpxmpkin9554 oh no goodness

[@ljrnation9341]

@@crazycat1052 oh no goodness no

[@ashleyowen7664]

gray: "i know how to gain incredible speed on this bicycle" wall: "*HI*"

[@SebbDuckie]

Bonjour

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

*insert Kevin McAlester With POV through the dog door

[@slommylover]

“ *HI* “

[@Gavpop83]

him: why is there a swordfish on drugs?!?!?! Me: *slowly backs out of room*

[@grayfox7706]

This your first time?

[@goldengamerex9611]

Hmmm MHA fan?

[@ombaaa]

Thank me later

[@betaversion9654]

Thank you, potato.

[@Fenrir90918]

Welcome to gray the only time masochism and sadism are a good thing

[@obroad7969]

Killer: Stabs gray's chest, peels his flesh open and saw his heart with a chainsaw. Gray: I'm still alive..!

[@Universally_Unknown]

Nice vids

[@jawadsadighi4742]

True

[@kaylanisantiagoriv4025]

BlOoDy

[@CricketsTavern]

Loses helmet Oh nO

[@Rxvenge89YT]

So true

[@landonnelson5160]

Never ask.. Man: his salary Girl: her age Grey: how much pain he goes through to pass levels Edit: 1: h o w did I get so many likes thank you so muchhhhhhhh Edit3: i just made this up i did not know this was funny to other people lol

[@akt3037]

The answer is yesn't

[@TheMarkArk]

@DabberHit tru he goes thru so much pain

[@spectreshepard1]

You forgot teacher: their first name

[@Kaybl]

salary*

[@its_nikkits]

you: how to spell salary

[@anon_0718]

*“OOOOoooOoooOOOHHH”* - GrayStillPlays 2021 *he sounded genuinely scared then tho* 5:39

[@thiagoperez-h6q]

brzzil

[@xandernelson1492]

Gray: "I'm not super happy that I have to swim through the blood of the innocent." That's probably all of the innocent blood YOU'VE spilled, Gray.

[@Yearlybreeze]

Good point

[@kylebroflovski5812]

And its flowing in him

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@kylebroflovski5812 every among us player: ah yes mini IMPOSTOR

[@funnijesterguy]

@@kylebroflovski5812 kinda sus of ya to reply to this comment talking about spilled blood

[@lolozeeee]

@@funnijesterguy kinda sus ur here to not talk about spilling blood of the innocent

[@thegreycrusader]

Gray has practically singlehandedly brought back Happy Wheels to the forefront of KZbin again.

[@kamieibison7962]

DONT LET GRAY TALK ABOUT THE B-DAY WATERMELON IT IS BEING KILLED!!!!

[@kamieibison7962]

Oh and your comment is true!😊

[@LCaddyStudios]

I love how when he first started all the levels had OG happy wheels names on the bottle flips, now gray dominates

[@b-38-swayamwaghdhare90]

After Jacksepticeye

[@xtopherplacid]

............ No he did not

[@rocksandwood1081]

“Alright, we’re checking out the only game in which you get to penetrate the hole of shame” - Gray 2021

[@The-Man-On-The-Mountain]

In other words, dating my ex.

[@grumpus_hominidae]

I wonder if anyone has actually made a book of "Grayisms"? That would be entertainment!

[@grumpus_hominidae]

@@The-Man-On-The-Mountain dude, I LITERALLY spat out my coffee when I read this comment LMFFAO!

[@purple811]

It's best without context

[@Ty_the_true0000]

@@grumpus_hominidae I'm British help me and join me 😇

[@LapiSpivak]

"I'm still aliive" most famous GrayStillPlays quote. By the way, how do you do that voice anyway?

[@froxladdd9469]

Well, he said it so many times it’s kinda normal for him.

[@monkeyhook6856]

*Im... a winner...*

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

Just say it while yawning

[@jacklondon3745]

He forces his voice to have a sort of raspiness to it.

[@osalty4181]

Just pretend you're taking a hard poo than talk something

[@itsjustbread9724]

Who else wants “I’m still alive” merch Like this so he may see his fans want it

[@brendenhardy1265]

With a picture of the Nixon character and little tom with no legs or arms

[@kennabors4543]

Me

[@Fenrir90918]

In raspy hysterical gray voice : I’m still alive 🙂

[@stormrigsng]

Yessssss

[@Untitled9696]

Pleaseeeee

[@fireblitzyt7708]

Gray went from destroying the universe, to torturing people, to torturing himself 😂

[@yeastyeast1014]

Hes right

[@codex325]

Thats just a masochist's life cycle my friend

[@alecxanderbriggs2248]

*rotates

[@yeastyeast1014]

bo bop pee dooooo

[@StrangerE0ns]

“What’s wrong with your knee?” *yea, there’s a broadsword in it*

[@zcarp8642]

Let's just acknowledge the next one, the bottle run, he played jumprope with his own intestines. Then in the meteor run he bungee jumped using his intestines

[@glutenisthedevil3688]

Atleast it's not an arrow

[@zeraoragmd]

“2021 must be better.” 2021: THERE IS A SWORDFISH ON DRUGS!

[@ombaaa]

Thank me later

[@mckaylawaters2199]

What could be better than that

[@orbiter277]

There nothing better!

[@eggsman63]

Its February and we already lost power for 15 hours starting at 5:30 pm when it is 20 degrees outside. Never happened before here. 20 freaking 21

[@tycoonwoofs2866]

15:09 “The problem is slowing down so you don’t explode on the baby wall.” This is a good out of context quote

[@potato..5702]

Yep

[@sploofus4470]

As someone reading the comments before watching the video (why am I doing this) this is indeed a good out of context quote

[@zombl337og]

im glad that someone STILL PLAYS this game.

[@mattevans4377]

Level: You cannot defeat me! Gray: I know, but he can! *Gray pulls the stick out of his a$$* Level: But....where were you hiding that? Gray: Level, you really don't want to know....

[@egodragonvm66]

A better question the level should ask is where did he get that stick from.

[@landonnelson5160]

O_O

[@n_ott]

Imagine what his neighbors think when he records these episodes

[@BOOTYBLASTER-fw4yy]

@Eli Snyder lol

[@bottleomustard97]

They're probably like Neighbour 1: what's that noise? Neighbour 2: Oh just Gray recording, you get used to it.

[@boopity3097]

'why does there always have to be a battle axe in my a**' - Gray, 2021

[@hoiimatemmie706]

3:43 “Okay, finally got the battle axe out of my ass- AAOOWWWW”

[@potato..5702]

Thank you I needed this.-

[@milo_bilo5714]

Lol 😂

[@milo_bilo5714]

Even the “I’m still alive” XD

[@brendan-kfp7.62mmminigun4]

When the victory music starts playing and the finish line is just off screen *chef's kiss*

[@kazlaav]

Omg the "he left his head at home" was like the best thing ever

[@ReleasedHollow]

You know its difficult when Gray makes his constipation noises.

[@leobarqui5281]

"Your computer has virus" "Yeah, I know, it's called GrayStillPlays" Can we just- can we just talk about this for a second Gray is his own computer's virus He is adding LORE to his videos and I AM HERE FOR IT

[@raptalos9412]

GrayStillPlays lore is amazing. We need ALL THE LORE

[@spleensthecat1794]

FEED MEEE

[@Thevoid..]

Gray is computer

[@rabidpinkbunny8915]

8:42 That's a very literal interpretation of "breakneck speed."

[@Mcrjake17]

Gray needs to make a video which is just a compilation of ever "iiiiiiim Still AaAaAaliiive"

[@Thevoid..]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss

[@sleepygrace2583]

Yesss we need it.

[@ThereforeTower]

Y E S

[@ellisdee1879]

“The answer to everything is ‘more segways’” -GrayStillPlays wisdom of the day

[@yianniss9491]

"Somehow the problem is slowing down enough to not explode on the baby wall" 15:10

[@Vadim-Zヴァディム]

Me: How long before I die? Doctor: in 30 seconds. Me: Gray uploaded, let me watch this first

[@GrayStillPlays]

Priorities.

[@Vadim-Zヴァディム]

@@GrayStillPlays You aren't wrong

[@Mr-go3oh]

@@GrayStillPlays hey check out the top comment there is a good mercy idea

[@centrongaming7951]

When gray uploads, even God stops the death time 💀😂

[@Thegrandtheftmaster105]

It nearly killed me how he said "why is there a swordfish on drugs?" And a bottle legitimately landed on drugs. 😂

[@comissar8953]

Gray's birthday is in February too , I'm kinda happy, Happy birthday Gray

[@drmondroid100]

i like how when his character is insanely hurt, he acts insanely hurt too

[@Ambatukum-k6s]

Grays Curse word bleeping is getting farther and farther off time

[@hayyangamer6055]

Oh hi satan

[@skyfrostmeow9318]

You know I love when Gray says I'M sTilL aLiVe

[@paytonconroy7953]

Little does gray know he is makeing everyone’s quaenteens 10x better

[@anthonydelude8445]

So true

[@interstellarca]

Ah yes. Quaenteens.

[@man95ster]

k

[@lordhades8515]

@@interstellarca my favourite

[@user-wl4ex5fd6j]

@@interstellarca quaenteens sounds like a fruit from Hawaii

[@MistyLynnPerkins]

Hey gray Was your birthday party made to be... IMPOSSIBLE?!?!?!

[@Sasuke-kx2xb]

Probably 😂

[@2Sh4rp]

6:48 HIS HEAD DID A FULL 360!!!

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

4:24 Then we should dub it the "Battle-Ass"

[@Cyrusthevirus2007]

Yes. Just yes

[@autisticgamer24]

Poop out battle axes. Lol

[@autisticgamer24]

@Eli Snyder cuz it blows up the toilet right. Haa haaa haaa haaaa, I joking but from the sound of it sounds like he done some serious damage to it " Jackass Style."

[@QuietTears]

Love how Gray says he was born in February but Google says he was born on September 10th. Where the hell did google get that from? Lmao.

[@Moo-2310]

Google doesn't wanna admit it doesn't know gray's birthday so they just pull a date out their ass.

[@shaycrowley3262]

@@Moo-2310 True that. The amount of false information about anyone is insane

[@ChonkLantern]

google said he is 10000 feet tall

[@QuietTears]

@@ChonkLantern Hold up wait seriously? Lmao

[@zachblalock9446]

@@QuietTears yes

[@vivian7864]

'Speedus Yeetus' Got me rolling on the floor😂😂😂😂😂

[@Im__A__Fan]

4:00 Perfect: "OWW! OWWWWWW!!!"

[@_jax]

i have two things to say: 1: thank you for making the content you make, you’ve helped me through times when i wanted to end it all 2: *masochism is keeeeeeeeeeyyyy*

[@CuiuneDelSud]

If masochism was key , then you would have endured and not watched Gray's vids to feel better 🤟

[@cerulity32k]

5:23 thank you for playing my level :)

[@zephyrwolf2730]

Me: Hears Grey was born in February Also me: *Makes happy screeching noise cause our Birthday's are only a few days apart*

[@dolliegray666]

Same mine is the 7th

[@dolliegray666]

@Eli Snyder that's my grandmothers

[@dolliegray666]

@Eli Snyder nv

[@masondipperpines5009]

13th

[@asystembutfrench1240]

16th

[@StarryBlueNightz]

I love how when he is stabbed by an axe, his voice just strains as if the axe was actually stabbing him XD

[@Cyrusthevirus2007]

I’ve never noticed that XD

[@TravelerZ24]

Who knows it's not?

[@jolynekujobackfromprison744]

If there is a Happy Wheels 2, Grey should voice a character.

[@TravelerZ24]

@@jolynekujobackfromprison744 it would be named the masochist

[@StarryBlueNightz]

@@TravelerZ24 it would XD

[@jamestown8398]

These Happy Wheel videos are great. I like how reactive Gray is. "I'm still alive ... I'm a winner ..."

[@lucatdcat8720]

Me: (Trying to fall asleep) The mosquito in my room: 4:11

[@forxtunelamo2162]

When Graystillplays’ birthday is in February: 🔥🏃💨

[@mil4023]

Ah yes I love farting out of my goddam spine and running into fire

[@vanillawafer93d20]

@@mil4023 same

[@Cursedbox009]

@@mil4023 yea same

[@smoove_]

@@mil4023 same

[@Kanade_Gene]

Same mine is on 21

[@Dango428]

5:40 And that ladies and gentlemen is the sound of the screams of the damned

[@FrightMorph]

There's never enough suffering for you, Gray.

[@crazy._.kidnapper]

Am I late????

[@Fenrir90918]

@@crazy._.kidnapper nope

[@xXllGhostllXx]

Anyone else amazed at how Gray somehow manages to stay monetized despite all of his ... “content”?

[@Cyrusthevirus2007]

It’s because KZbin knows his videos are awesome

[@russellharkins6847]

Yeah, what Tenya Iida said.

[@Cyrusthevirus2007]

@@russellharkins6847 am I wrong though?

[@MarteProdzz]

Gray has inspired most of the people to play happy wheels here today in 2020 - 2022

[@colonoscopy1861]

"I might be able to beat somethihg" I mean what you do after you finished recording, when your wife is out of the house and your not trying to destroy your RayCons is up to to you, as long as you clean up after yourself

[@leafmcdonald6986]

Dirty boy

[@danmanproking2179]

Colono

[@Cubsfan_75]

How's HELL m8

[@colonoscopy1861]

@@Cubsfan_75 Sometimes its like FLorida, other times its like Texas, sometimes its like the worst days in winter in either Siberia or Canada

[@aaronlaluzerne6639]

Also Happy Birthday Gray, may you have a long happy and prosperous life.

[@confusion7761]

Gray losing both arms: frick Gray losing a $7 helmet: *"HNNNNOOOO MMHMHMMMHMYYYYY HELLLLLMET"*

[@OGuiBlindao]

Anything But The Helmet.

[@Asian_Eeyeez]

I swear if Gray ever does a collab with Captain Sauce, I'd ascend

[@kitticusthemighty5301]

Same

[@thatrandomguy368]

Agreed

[@Asian_Eeyeez]

@@ladyofthemoon7393 What video was that? It got removed?

[@itsjustbread9724]

Alright today we are looking at a KZbinr who puts him self through death and alcoholism It’s graystillplays

[@catdean828]

I would like him to play drunk. That would be funny.

[@rubenmendez7827]

@@catdean828 hell yeah it would

[@singinsanity]

Bold of you to assume he does this sober

[@chanchrun2883]

He was starting the jet fall and grey still plays, still just got the butt in the blade

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

When your so early, the comment section doesn’t even work yet

[@mdxyziiiiii7505]

Innit

[@bigballernonstaller1062]

Innit a bewtea

[@leifhim]

facts 😔

[@crazy._.kidnapper]

Am I late???? And ikr

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

@@crazy._.kidnapper No U here before 1 hour

[@blizzard3187]

"That right there is what we call..." a. god-damn reflexes b. an epic dodge c. Ultra Instinct

[@thatoneguy9844]

B

[@darthgamer8719]

B

[@meleefox3218]

d. RoOkIe NuMbErS!1!1

[@foreignmaster2989]

9:04 timmy's like WEE a FULL LIQUOR BAR!!!!!!

[@niteclawartz]

I'm just over here wondering what Gray's wife (and probably son too) thinks when they hear him yelling in pain and agony and things like "SCREW YOU GAME" and "Sataaaaaaan" Also happy birthday Gray even though idk when exactly it is 🎉

[@pavelsohapkins9757]

His bday is on the day he made this, 16th February

[@niteclawartz]

@@pavelsohapkins9757 oh thanks!

[@Zainnn-]

*To the Early Squad Reading This: sending Virtual hugs to everyone who reads Always stay safe read my name btw💤*

[@honlt4678]

Me

[@Quackers9259]

Me

[@Nathan_10_Birchall]

Imagine asking for subs

[@glitchtrapthebunny3977]

yall this is quite obviously a bot

[@frederikibrahim2408]

Thx

[@thatoneguy9844]

Gray You should make some YEET merch

[@DotboT3812]

3:17 "officer, i drop kicked that child in self defense" technobald

[@lordhades8515]

Technobald, what an amazing youtuber

[@just_a_blue_bee5299]

XD "technoblad never dies" - a pig in Minecraft ( dream smp is everywhere but I am not mad)

[@potato..5702]

Yes just. Yes-

[@Pravculear]

"I'm okay!" -Graystillplays, 2021 While missing half his body.

[@ΕιρήνηΛενη]

i have been watching this channel for years now and i know that if gray gives up on a level in any game... the level is impossible

[@tripn8202]

His titles are not really convincing yet the video is so good-content worthy

[@ace._lira]

When you're so early the video isn't even on the channel yet

[@YourAceFriend]

I worship you and your beliefs, o yeet lord

[@ace._lira]

lmao😂

[@icy_thot7228]

I love it when you say "im still aliiiiive"

[@shalltearbloodfallen310]

Greys masochism makes everyday better.

[@goldengamerex9611]

An overlord fan?

[@shalltearbloodfallen310]

@@goldengamerex9611 Yes

[@Brandon-pu9rb]

Gray does not need to tell us when his birthday is when we have Google

[@kitticusthemighty5301]

I googled and it said September 10th

[@ZekSanchez]

Considering the first level in this video, Gray seems to be actually acquiring some SKILL.

[@Alejandros_numberone]

Hi i liked you comment

[@ZekSanchez]

@@Alejandros_numberone Thanks

[@notkeyontegeorge]

Same

[@TastedEmpty]

0:48 Also why is there a swordfish and a drugs (Bottle landed on drugs)

[@OppoExpunged77]

*on drugs

[@bruhhh133]

Someone would say "what is one thing we take for granted and gray would be like "OUR LIMBS!"

[@TheEngvold]

You start every vidieo with: All right so we are checking the only game.... and i love it🤣🤣

[@dannywolfblood3704]

12:25 😂🤣

[@nomadisk828]

3:14 I didn't expect this and almost died by choking on a apple :^)

[@ImAtypicalPerson]

I almost choked on my pizza when I hear that XD

[@ojd9145]

woop-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[@clown6456]

GrayStillPlays = Funniest KZbinr Ever

[@adarshsolai260]

“Im still alive!” -Gray whenever he dies

[@thalikahome9695]

Am I the only one who wonders how is he patient enough to even do these boards?

[@theprinceofburma4001]

You should make a 2nd channel called PainStillPlays and do vlogs and that kinda stuff

[@Ncitbgihem]

Day 29 of asking Gray to play "Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy" (It's the most masochism required game i know)

[@dislikebutton5220]

He will have met a whole new level of machosism when he's done

[@kennethmalloy3437]

Bruh

[@thetruesovietdoggo343]

𝗢𝗵 𝗻𝗼

[@mariadutra4772]

you: I lost my helmet also you: I guess I will die.

[@wildmountainjane]

I like how grays completely fine if he loses an arm, but he freaks out if he loses his helmet

[@PolishCowvsJuan]

Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment

[@jonahmoran3751]

You can hear Florida man’s head coming off at 5:12 lol

[@mrcreepykiller24]

I thought that was pogo mans leg until I replayed it

[@bray4876]

🎁Happy birthday Gray🎁 🇨🇦

[@OlaftheGreat]

My phone notification sound is that "YEET" and Gray's videos confuse me so much

[@hinata_shoyo2541]

No one: Gray when he cant go backwards : WrAP

[@jipsileigh4903]

Happy birthday for whenever it is this February, Gray! :D

[@FirstEcho]

Gray: Dies to meteor once, suicides like 30 times

[@garrettb1171]

5:29 No cheati- AAAAA Meanwhile: bblblblblblblblblbllblblblbl

[@LightSpeedFury01YT]

😄

[@hebberhobber6802]

OH MY LEG

[@claptrap4084]

In a strange twist of fate, the hardest board for Gray is the board with no traps

[@alphamajor0195]

“ WHY DOES THER ALWAYS HAVE TO BE A BATTLE AXE UP MY AAASSS ?!” GrayStillPlays 2021

[@jayhom5385]

ngl. When it went deeper and he said it I paused the vid and laughed my ass off.

[@Thevoid..]

The battle axe should be in his logo penatreting the word “plays”