I Conquered CHINA as the MOST POWERFUL VIKING in all of Crusader Kings 3

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Koifish

Koifish

Күн бұрын

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@Koifish
@Koifish Жыл бұрын
*HAESTEINN IS BACK!* And this time... He's going EAST! FAR FAR EAST! I have been recording so many gosh darn CK3 videos lately that my dreams are map-based, my bank account is shown in gold, and a man showed up at my house claiming to be my Steward! So more of this wonderful game to come! And more Bannerlord as well!
@Chaotic_Fragment
@Chaotic_Fragment Жыл бұрын
*_Nobody escapes the Viking inquisition…_*
@Potatoesservedraw
@Potatoesservedraw Жыл бұрын
Do a Philippines game
@kolangiet1
@kolangiet1 Жыл бұрын
How do Iget that mod?
@orrorsaness5942
@orrorsaness5942 Жыл бұрын
Will there be a Part 2 in this Victoria 3?
@orrorsaness5942
@orrorsaness5942 Жыл бұрын
reject hybrid trash Return to norse culture
@Bigdohxp
@Bigdohxp Жыл бұрын
This further proof how hard it is to quit an addiction. Koifish has fallen back. Let's all pray for him by sacrificing a random captive
@homoinsanus4674
@homoinsanus4674 Жыл бұрын
Will he ever recover from the Haestein addiction? 😔
@Wuschel1990
@Wuschel1990 Жыл бұрын
not a random captive. at least it has to be a viking. But if you want to do better sacrifice Heasteinn.
@thomasgoff-kb8ki
@thomasgoff-kb8ki Жыл бұрын
Poor koifish
@demonkingbadger6689
@demonkingbadger6689 Жыл бұрын
@@homoinsanus4674 hopefully not
@cn6682
@cn6682 Жыл бұрын
Soon or later he will do Haestein the japanese shogunate
@acidpain6059
@acidpain6059 Жыл бұрын
Historians baffled as they find evidence of Viking Runestones stretching from France all the way to Egypt and India and even Taiwan
@SennaAugustus
@SennaAugustus 11 ай бұрын
About 70 runestones in Cagliari.
@K-Man-k5n
@K-Man-k5n 10 ай бұрын
​@@SennaAugustushaha
@kohlicoide2258
@kohlicoide2258 Жыл бұрын
Japan next please.. we want.. Weebsteinn Also love the fact that in almost every Video Koifish starts to gaslightning some children
@alelien8695
@alelien8695 Жыл бұрын
he already do that
@williek08472
@williek08472 Жыл бұрын
@@alelien8695 But it wasn't the real Haesteinn...
@florianfreiberger7212
@florianfreiberger7212 Жыл бұрын
Yes, Varangian Adventure to Kyushu, make Saga your Capital, make the Japanorse Culture and foun the Empire of Japan.
@Im_The_Immortal_Snail
@Im_The_Immortal_Snail Жыл бұрын
the true MC
@RubberToeYT
@RubberToeYT Жыл бұрын
Playing as Haestinn in different ck mods is class
@OverlordMalarkey
@OverlordMalarkey Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn becomes High of Skyrim in Elder Kings 2. Would love to see that
@CrazySprink
@CrazySprink Жыл бұрын
highlander immortals haesteinn
@andrewchapman2039
@andrewchapman2039 Жыл бұрын
This has to be the strangest episode of "Where in the World is Jarl Haesteinn" yet.
@ThatRandomStrategist
@ThatRandomStrategist Жыл бұрын
Chinese Haesteinn doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you Chinese Haesteinn:
@antoniomoreira5921
@antoniomoreira5921 Жыл бұрын
Not sure it's the right niche but if anyone's interested in Ancient and/or Medieval Chinese warfare, Schwerpunkt makes a beautiful series about it
@Noah25759
@Noah25759 Жыл бұрын
I smell German
@lordreehaw1267
@lordreehaw1267 Жыл бұрын
His stuff is phenomenal, has helped a lot on a plethora of topics that just don’t have even basic mainstream generalized info on, so something as in-depth as his stuff is great
@rankena4926
@rankena4926 Жыл бұрын
​@@Noah25759"It smell like German in here!"
@daglahane5876
@daglahane5876 9 ай бұрын
Schwerpunkt is a far right lunatic btw
@Copper_Penny
@Copper_Penny Жыл бұрын
Koifish... plays Hæsteinn... audience is shocked! :O
@wootz_motherlode5148
@wootz_motherlode5148 Жыл бұрын
I pledge allegiance to the great emperor of the Mythic and Beautiful, the owner of the Mandate of Heaven, Mighty Emperor Hæsteinn
@IronWolf123
@IronWolf123 Жыл бұрын
It feels odd that Tang wouldn't change its name to something like Haesteinn since it was taken over like in history. The Jurchens never called themselves the Great Ming
@aAtom596
@aAtom596 Жыл бұрын
There are realms in CK3 which change their names based on the dynasty of their ruler, so maybe the developers of this mod will do that for China.
@ru4582
@ru4582 Жыл бұрын
Chinese dynasties choose the names of their titles based on where in China they’ve founded their dynasties. Liuqui (Modern Taiwan) was also called the YiZhou(夷洲, literally Barbarian Province) in ancient Chinese literatures, so it’s quite likely Koi’s dynasty would have been called the Yi Dynasty.
@IronWolf123
@IronWolf123 Жыл бұрын
@@ru4582 very informative!
@voidwalker9746
@voidwalker9746 Жыл бұрын
​@@ru4582damn, the mainlanders have been hating on Taiwan since ancient times 😂
@Redeemed
@Redeemed Жыл бұрын
@@ru4582 No Chinese would accept to be calling itself the Barbarian Dynasty!
@SynFox999
@SynFox999 Жыл бұрын
My past couple ck3 games Haesteinn has been an absolute menace to those around him, reminded me of all your content and was fun to watch an Old viking take over the world. Love your Content Koifish!
@walnzell9328
@walnzell9328 Жыл бұрын
On September 11th, 897, Haesteinn let an angry mob of peasants into the Chinese capital.
@williek08472
@williek08472 Жыл бұрын
At this rate, Haesteinn is gonna conquer California
@JustAnotherAccount8
@JustAnotherAccount8 Жыл бұрын
Historians would be so confused, just seeing hasteinns runestones all over the world
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
Haestein doing the Brangelina and adopting kids from far and wide, I love it!
@CliffCutterActual
@CliffCutterActual Жыл бұрын
Me, Koifish, and Haesteinn on a trip to take over China? Perfect thruple’s trip
@johnturner9546
@johnturner9546 Жыл бұрын
Don't pull back, push in. Do a full series of the haestienn dynasty, all the way to the end date or the world is conquered
@martins3993
@martins3993 Жыл бұрын
This was the craziest adventure of Haesteinn yet. How are you going to top this, i wonder.
@adammcallister5773
@adammcallister5773 Жыл бұрын
I wish these parts of the world would be added to the base game.
@alexfietta
@alexfietta Жыл бұрын
Hæstinn Is Bing Chilling in Walhalla, and smiles at you Koifish
@rtech4171
@rtech4171 Жыл бұрын
Koi fish and the never ending quest to put haesten everywhere
@dewantoandoko9207
@dewantoandoko9207 Жыл бұрын
Always love the absurdly fun haesteinn adventures with Koifish
@kristengarza8900
@kristengarza8900 Жыл бұрын
If anybody’s read the story about how Dong zhou died The woman who basically killed him was named Diaochan and the woman that koi fish decided to become a lover for is named Diaochan
@InuyashaHanyu
@InuyashaHanyu Жыл бұрын
Was a Norse invader Cao Caos ploy all along I wonder
@Vynnhc
@Vynnhc Жыл бұрын
I love this beautiful gameplay. Makes me want to try concluding the Iberian struggle as a Filipino
@GrimReaper4568
@GrimReaper4568 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love your stuff koifish ❤. Keep being you
@likeaboss4402
@likeaboss4402 Жыл бұрын
This is honestly one of the best videos you have ever made!
@GalianMode
@GalianMode Жыл бұрын
This mod was a labour of love!
@MageThief
@MageThief Жыл бұрын
We have waited so long for a Haesteinn video!
@herrnein4164
@herrnein4164 Жыл бұрын
Title of the episode: Koifish gets banned in China for using Taiwan as a Western Individual to stage an invasion to take over China. All considered, I still got my popcorn to watch Emperor Hastings ascent.
@z2ei
@z2ei Жыл бұрын
Koifish! You were doing so well! But going cold turkey is really hard, and Haestinn calls.
@Buerger-ib8mo
@Buerger-ib8mo 10 ай бұрын
Man der Schwede ist lustig, die Videos gefallen mir!
@cityofmagic4370
@cityofmagic4370 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for haestin goes to space!
@bmcclure3atgatech
@bmcclure3atgatech 6 ай бұрын
The fact that Koifish made an entire channel about playing just Haesteinn is phenomenal
@andrewverburg1805
@andrewverburg1805 Жыл бұрын
That was beautiful koifish brought the world together by spreading "culture" and creating diversity in his court. Thank you Sifu
@robertmowrey2009
@robertmowrey2009 Жыл бұрын
That dirty dirty Tang, shoulda named a son Pootie.
@DemianX6x6x6X
@DemianX6x6x6X Жыл бұрын
this is just too funny, installing a mod to play in asia but still going as haesteinn XD
@AlexanderArts
@AlexanderArts 9 ай бұрын
Hello from Taiwan!~ I was wondering if we'd be featured on the map, but we're almost the damn focus of the video, let's goo!~
@battleonize
@battleonize Жыл бұрын
great video koifish! i love seeing new videos from you!
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame
@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame Жыл бұрын
Man, Haesteinn’s boat gonna be so shiny from all the Chinas he got in his eastern escapades. Or he might make a Panda as the ship mascot
@nevernamedwonder
@nevernamedwonder Жыл бұрын
Dude! I’m looking forward to this mod!
@MunchKING
@MunchKING Жыл бұрын
26:45 How did you get Healthy and Whole of Body without getting Carefree or Mental Resilience?
@PraiseJ-Pope
@PraiseJ-Pope Жыл бұрын
Haestein starts with these traits
@justinmalangoni
@justinmalangoni 11 ай бұрын
by far one of my favorite Haesteinn adventures
@theskepticalapple4203
@theskepticalapple4203 Жыл бұрын
At this stage paradox should give in an make Haestinn an end game crisis.
@TheZynMan
@TheZynMan Жыл бұрын
Only thing this vid needed was EVEN MORE HAESTEINN
@keyany1
@keyany1 7 ай бұрын
Awesome vid as always.
@svenkuba2820
@svenkuba2820 Жыл бұрын
Choinah! Less raiding, more rice eating!
@-landon931
@-landon931 5 ай бұрын
Nice to see that Relapsefish still has Classics!
@alatamore
@alatamore Жыл бұрын
Man, I love your channel. Your videos just give me a much needed laugh and distraction from real life.
@bernard832
@bernard832 Жыл бұрын
There's gonna be a whole video just on stealing children when Wards and Wardens is out.
@skudrinskis
@skudrinskis Жыл бұрын
5:56 "I'm not going to Valhalla, I'm just going to China"
@pachomiussinanicus1728
@pachomiussinanicus1728 Жыл бұрын
this video gonna make you lose so many social credits LOL
@chasercharls
@chasercharls Жыл бұрын
You've lost your Haeteinn sobriety. You were doing so well :(
@wendys4396
@wendys4396 Жыл бұрын
Koifish should do a mega-campaign with this save.
@cjmac7374
@cjmac7374 Жыл бұрын
A new Koifish video is always a treat
@oyohoyoh373
@oyohoyoh373 Жыл бұрын
Koifish "totally" know Indonesia on Indonesia's Independence Day makes me a little bit proud of being Indonesian =)
@Rvlion79
@Rvlion79 Жыл бұрын
Most of the time I play as a viking, but a 16 yrs old viking owning a county were ever I want to start. Never found this kind of travelling around the known world to be fun.
@ashbannor
@ashbannor Жыл бұрын
Awesome as always! Haesteinn is going places 🙂
@Rockstar-bq5fm
@Rockstar-bq5fm Жыл бұрын
Glorious, I don’t think I’ve heard him so thrilled lol
@persontaco1102
@persontaco1102 Жыл бұрын
Have haesteinn Take over the Byzantines and become the Roman emperor!
@user-rv8yv4yh9n
@user-rv8yv4yh9n Жыл бұрын
Hæsteinn's bizarre adventure, capturing other people's wives from around the world, absolute madman
@Neko9lives
@Neko9lives Жыл бұрын
Here to help spread the word of our lord and saviour Haesteinn von Haesteining.
@caniblmolstr452
@caniblmolstr452 Жыл бұрын
Isn't his name Haestinn Haestinnez or was it Haestinn Haeatinnsson
@Neko9lives
@Neko9lives Жыл бұрын
@@caniblmolstr452 well i thought that Haestienn’s dynasty’s name was von Haesteining due to the character profile screen. Haesteinn’s son would be Haesteinn Haesteinnson Von Haesteining i think.
@Neko9lives
@Neko9lives Жыл бұрын
(If you named haesteinn’s son after Haesteinn)
@llama878
@llama878 Жыл бұрын
this man has an obsession with conquering all the places in the world with vikings xd
@OdinAUT
@OdinAUT Жыл бұрын
"Oh my Lord Haesteinn in the jungle" had me laughing for 3 Minutes straight. Had to stop the video so I don't miss out on more Norse fun :)
@Haos51
@Haos51 7 ай бұрын
Only I love your voice and your energy for going over your game xD
@orirotem2298
@orirotem2298 Жыл бұрын
You are back with HAESTEINN !!!
@modddy0025
@modddy0025 Жыл бұрын
This made me wish for official CK3 DLCs adding more continents to the game
@firesting
@firesting Жыл бұрын
What if you try to conquer Japan as a wifu? :D Love your content dude, JIIIIIIIIIIIT! :D
@wolfie5516
@wolfie5516 Жыл бұрын
No better way to start my day than with a koifish video
@peffiSC2source
@peffiSC2source Жыл бұрын
Alexander the Great? More like Alexander the CHUMP. Haesteinn managed to reach the sea on the other side within a few years.
@sitaandini8584
@sitaandini8584 Жыл бұрын
Mods in ck keeps getting better
@aaronpaul5990
@aaronpaul5990 Жыл бұрын
You didnt even mentioned/noticed that your doctor didnt have any arms left ... i do wonder how he did his medecine ... most likely with a lot of: Looks good to me ... will heal on its own dont worry.
@Zaire82
@Zaire82 Жыл бұрын
Next thing we know, Haesteinn is gonna invade the galaxy or something.
@ElderEagle42
@ElderEagle42 Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn should conquer the enitre map sometime
@Pariatech
@Pariatech Жыл бұрын
From Viking to Vikang! Hail Emperor Haesteinn of the Vikang.
@CTF_Doc
@CTF_Doc Жыл бұрын
I wonder if Koifish could one day make a video where he actually goes to Maritime South East Asia and form some cool Malay-Norse Empire. After all, both cultures have a tendency for seafaring and raiding.
@osvaldojaviergalleguillosh8402
@osvaldojaviergalleguillosh8402 Жыл бұрын
6:30 😂😂😂my damm sides exploted
@bdegroot7258
@bdegroot7258 Жыл бұрын
Hey koifish I just wanna say I like your videos. I'm 1m in and I already wanna comment thanks for making this content. Love it
@qliphalpuzzle5453
@qliphalpuzzle5453 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for Haesteinn of the Haest Imperial Empire going to the New World for the Saint’s Body Parts
@thevoidlookspretty7079
@thevoidlookspretty7079 Жыл бұрын
“Is this what I think it is is this Taiwan?” The one map game player who doesn’t know a modern map.
@tastefullynerdy1161
@tastefullynerdy1161 Жыл бұрын
YOu can also go to Japan, China and a fair bit of SEA with the Boomarks+ :D awesome video as always.
@nicolasgonzalez629
@nicolasgonzalez629 Жыл бұрын
Holy fuck, what i thought was impossible was made by modders. I would pay for a china dlc and now i don't have to. Amazing mod
@shashumgadimbo6857
@shashumgadimbo6857 Жыл бұрын
Koifish this is the 7th video in a row you've shown us Haesteinn
@SchizoGenius
@SchizoGenius 4 ай бұрын
Despite finding this video maybe an hour ago, I'm laughing extra hard because I'm doing the opposite: the Chinese Conquest of Scandanavia XD
@Koifish
@Koifish 4 ай бұрын
Uno reverse card!!!
@etholus1000
@etholus1000 Жыл бұрын
Asia was not ready for Koifish’s Haesteinn
@mr.f5616
@mr.f5616 Жыл бұрын
NO i will NOT comment on this video to HELP it in the ALGORITHM!!!!
@luckyone7778
@luckyone7778 Жыл бұрын
Yet again Koifish done it
@tagtag66
@tagtag66 Жыл бұрын
"sorry son, we're double dipping"
@michaelbaker8284
@michaelbaker8284 6 ай бұрын
Don't end the war right away with the Vangarian adventure you keep everything you take.
@jilezka
@jilezka Жыл бұрын
I love how in ck3 you are encouraged to do the same thing vagner group does
@milesgodfrey280
@milesgodfrey280 Жыл бұрын
Haesteinn's wild ride
@alternativezetton6167
@alternativezetton6167 Жыл бұрын
It's pretty make sense, as once upon a time the representation of Chinese emperor is Bronze Axe and Chinese at that time love human sacrifices
@vitortiguira2356
@vitortiguira2356 Жыл бұрын
The map we deserve
@Ivar2x4
@Ivar2x4 Жыл бұрын
Man its so cool to leave a like and a comment on a Haeisteining video 👍👍
@АндрейКоптев-й2ц
@АндрейКоптев-й2ц Жыл бұрын
Daenerys sails to capture Westeros
@harrybriggs2586
@harrybriggs2586 Жыл бұрын
Well, I guess we know what happened to that A-Z idea...
@sumedhmayekar6580
@sumedhmayekar6580 Жыл бұрын
So blessed! Hail the Chikings!
@ItsYouAreNotYour
@ItsYouAreNotYour Жыл бұрын
The map should always have been like this. I don't know why they cut it off? You don't even need to give it a ton of life. The the option to go over there is nice.
@joosepleego4101
@joosepleego4101 Жыл бұрын
❤ your vids
@joshkearney5927
@joshkearney5927 Жыл бұрын
cool video koifish
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