I conquered the world and lost my mind... (Don't try)

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kristibbs

kristibbs

Күн бұрын

Пікірлер: 324
@leontes
@leontes Жыл бұрын
I felt physical pain when you never used battle plans on belgium. Planning bonus is super important.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
I forgot
@EvilPhonzell
@EvilPhonzell Жыл бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy bro forgor ☠
@sejozwak
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
clearly not, he won
@leontes
@leontes Жыл бұрын
@@sejozwak he would have won much faster w/planning imo. You know more about cores than actually playing the game anyway :trollface:
@sejozwak
@sejozwak Жыл бұрын
@@leontes young man...
@AbitantedelVault
@AbitantedelVault Жыл бұрын
In my opinion they should add a mechanic that if a nation gets nuked it can choose to surrender. Like the Japanese event
@Conofive
@Conofive 10 ай бұрын
well it adds to capitulation progress and by that point of the war japan would have been far into capitulation.
@FishwicksREAL
@FishwicksREAL 9 ай бұрын
Well, think about it this way. Nuking Japan can cause them to surrender, even if you own 0 core states of Japan. Your logic doesn't work for HOI.
@oi-cj1pz
@oi-cj1pz 9 ай бұрын
@@FishwicksREAL I would make an argument based on realism, but then again, this is HOI4 were talking about here
@naturalbornpatriot6369
@naturalbornpatriot6369 8 ай бұрын
Another cool mechanic would be to be able to decommission a taken navy of like France or UK. Every type but heavy + option or something? It would either buff your own dockyard output like the deconstruct Czech forts etc, or add a production bonus like selling stuff on the market, stripped for parts so to speak. I think navy is super cool, but the AI does not know how to make a good ship, let alone build anything other than ‘36 or prior.
@chrisalex82
@chrisalex82 6 ай бұрын
You could make a mod
@My_usual_username_was_taken
@My_usual_username_was_taken 9 ай бұрын
Luxembourg, mouring the 8 million deaths Meanwhile, in Moscow: Sir! We've take 100 million casualties! Stalin: *Gunshot* 100 million and 1 now
@thatoneguyatschool8453
@thatoneguyatschool8453 Жыл бұрын
I live for low budget ISP and his inability to use the vanilla peace conference system
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
That sucks so i wont use it ever =))
@neko6803
@neko6803 Жыл бұрын
"I wanna watch ISP" - "No we have ISP at home!" - ISP at home:
@privatecanook
@privatecanook 8 ай бұрын
But the peace conference system is ass wym bro 😢
@ГенийГений-н8ю
@ГенийГений-н8ю 7 ай бұрын
@@neko6803 Is 1 GB per second not enough?
@vegito2000
@vegito2000 5 ай бұрын
I really like your accent, i find funny for some reason
@Theover4000
@Theover4000 Жыл бұрын
There's a meme where a guy goes to heaven and god says "You have to justify and apologize to killing every person you've killed in a video game." Good luck with that!
@shivanshverma2825
@shivanshverma2825 Жыл бұрын
Your pain has not gone to waste comrade
@Das_Nebel
@Das_Nebel Жыл бұрын
I was planing to do this one day while staying democartic. Thanks for the guide to mostly copy off
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
I strongly advise against doing this.
@Das_Nebel
@Das_Nebel Жыл бұрын
​@@kristibbs-lg9gy na you know what they say. Cant the internet clout without loseing a few hundared brain cells.
@austria-hungary7680
@austria-hungary7680 7 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy especially NOT a 1-province state (Gdansk).
@DDLCMC
@DDLCMC Жыл бұрын
I went to hell and back to help you wit that thumbnail
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
Fake news
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 Жыл бұрын
Nice pfp 💀
@DDLCMC
@DDLCMC Жыл бұрын
@@windowsmistakeedition6150 I am you but better
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 Жыл бұрын
@@DDLCMC Nuh uh (u not femboy so no)
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853
@gilbertxaviertansri9c853 Жыл бұрын
​@@windowsmistakeedition6150 Nah jit trippin
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta
@Donerci_Pikacu_Usta Жыл бұрын
20:09 I feel so patriotic when I saw that. Thank you Chris, for this… Beautiful image
@Algernonthecoolest
@Algernonthecoolest Жыл бұрын
U😮😊
@zman14
@zman14 11 ай бұрын
That's a lot of damage! - Ireland. After being nuked by 1k bombs
@joskarifinaukr6503
@joskarifinaukr6503 11 ай бұрын
I can confirm. Americans have two moods: "Leave me the fuck alone," and "LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!" Unfortunately for us and the world, we've been stuck on the latter since 1941.
@ThundrRblx
@ThundrRblx Жыл бұрын
37:25 = british eye candy i went into overdrive
@nono_Hoi4
@nono_Hoi4 Жыл бұрын
This didn't just look painful It looked like Torture
@revan7383
@revan7383 Жыл бұрын
If you go down the fascist part of the generic tree then flip communist, you can get the recruitable pop modifiers and the weekly manpower. Its p useful :)
@Smash_Bulger
@Smash_Bulger Жыл бұрын
POV: historical Is turned off
@austria-hungary7680
@austria-hungary7680 7 ай бұрын
it is. But i'd digress.
@ThundrRblx
@ThundrRblx Жыл бұрын
such a sneaky leaky peaky. but good time spent. long live kristibbs cos u gonna need it after this
@juupajuu...
@juupajuu... 11 ай бұрын
I think bro was addicted to say ''Fucking'' in this challenge :DD
@-w-6323
@-w-6323 Жыл бұрын
Finally he has become a true hoi4 yter
@windowsmistakeedition6150
@windowsmistakeedition6150 Жыл бұрын
I see Kristibbs u reaching high level in suffering in hoi4
@konstantinospopotonasios7342
@konstantinospopotonasios7342 7 ай бұрын
Luxembourg has officially and army now. The entire world will tremble in fear got me cracking😂
@canraid3477
@canraid3477 Жыл бұрын
When you're stuck late game. Do modern tanks and unlimited CAS, that usually does the job.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
I had 24 divisions of 42 with tanks but they where not much of a help. The mechanized infantry was waaay more useful for me. Also CAS was not really an option because the enemies had around 150k airplanes combined and i started the war with 15k and could not really keep them alive.
@clipPRmusic
@clipPRmusic Жыл бұрын
Congrats on having a good computer. I would do this if it didn’t take 23 minutes for HoI4 to load the title screen. Also I keep forgetting HoI4 is this cursed
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
Don't really have a good computer. It would not have taken me 35 hours if i had.
@clipPRmusic
@clipPRmusic Жыл бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy If you don’t have a good computer, I have a shit computer 😎
@bringbackdislikes3195
@bringbackdislikes3195 11 ай бұрын
Well yes.@@clipPRmusic
@SandboxRaptor
@SandboxRaptor Жыл бұрын
17:12 I believe its because you have like 2 capital ships while they have like 40
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
Might be.
@boraipek7355
@boraipek7355 Жыл бұрын
I felt similar when i did a world conquest with dio's empire in crossover worlds mod (it took like 5-6 hrs). Not as much but it was enough for me to quit the mod
@boraipek7355
@boraipek7355 Жыл бұрын
I might do it again
@-darkly-7492
@-darkly-7492 11 ай бұрын
smh i can't even invade a goofy small country because i suck idk when i try to attack i always lose the battle i even use battle plan bonus
@SuperlukLps
@SuperlukLps 8 ай бұрын
this was such a feaver dream to watch :D I can't imagine going through this myself, thank you for doing it for us :D
@AstorMOrtiz
@AstorMOrtiz 8 ай бұрын
20:20 BRUH THIS WAS HILARIOUS
@aradaskarian
@aradaskarian 8 сағат бұрын
Amazing video ❤😊
@Shadow-cc7br
@Shadow-cc7br 9 ай бұрын
No way ISP do the alf landon playthrough with the rat
@idiot_xander
@idiot_xander Жыл бұрын
"ive never been more excited to touch tips with an italian"
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old Жыл бұрын
*13:13** Belgium still exist in CONGO.*
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
😔
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old Жыл бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy Based History.
@Heavenlynightstarz
@Heavenlynightstarz Жыл бұрын
Now monarchist norway world domination .
@HMS_Ramilles
@HMS_Ramilles 9 ай бұрын
They should add a decision for Luxemburg that when you control the world you can core it
@lollygan8193
@lollygan8193 9 ай бұрын
I think that the reason why you haven't boomed with popularity is because you swear a lot and KZbin hates swearing so they're probably slowing your channel's growth. Great video! Keep making more like them!
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 9 ай бұрын
I did grow quite a lot tho. And fuck KZbin they can suck me.
@ehur-s8u
@ehur-s8u 9 ай бұрын
I wanted to be mildy entertained through your suffering in creating the Luxemburg Empire not touching tips with Italy 😭
@Potatoguy-qd8ei
@Potatoguy-qd8ei 11 ай бұрын
How the f*** I skipped to the end to just take a peek at how far he got how the hell did you do this
@aronjohansson5294
@aronjohansson5294 Жыл бұрын
Honestly one of the funniest hoi4 youtubers out there. Just a shame your following is small, keep it up tho🫡
@Floris_VI
@Floris_VI 10 ай бұрын
Isp is already low budget isorrowproductions 😭😭😭 Low budget isp approved, based man, i subscrive
@martind5653
@martind5653 11 ай бұрын
I dare you to "play hoi4 until 2024 ingame year" challenge
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
No thank You!
@Tispy
@Tispy 9 ай бұрын
"i am playing in ironman mode in historical" "german civil war"
@aradaskarian
@aradaskarian 8 сағат бұрын
Love the video ❤😊
@Goobernut
@Goobernut 9 ай бұрын
I’m from Luxembourg and I can approve that Luxembourg got rich because of the mines
@NoNameforreal
@NoNameforreal 4 ай бұрын
cant believe you betrayed mongols like that
@lenx9963
@lenx9963 Жыл бұрын
37:20 lets make thte stones disapear :D
@twenity8852
@twenity8852 Жыл бұрын
that thumbnail is fucking legendary
@noobplaysgamez
@noobplaysgamez 8 ай бұрын
I skipped 5 darn minutes and I already see the most cursed non historical ever
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 8 ай бұрын
Well next time watch the entire thing!
@noobplaysgamez
@noobplaysgamez 8 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I did almost and gotta say, Im not attempting that 😭
@larry417
@larry417 11 ай бұрын
ayo the 99 problems reference at 32:00
@koneser8197
@koneser8197 Жыл бұрын
I'm sorry for you, that's a lot of pain
@kiruha14788
@kiruha14788 Жыл бұрын
Great run
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
No not great run =(
@bearable1678
@bearable1678 Жыл бұрын
I like how bro just acted like nothing happened when Ethiopia declared war on Palestine
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
I honestly did not notice i see a lot of people talking about it =))
@rogofos
@rogofos Жыл бұрын
battle planning into usa in 1947 is fucking wild
@santiagooliveracaceres9833
@santiagooliveracaceres9833 2 ай бұрын
Iron man and historical proceed to rise the german civil war
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 2 ай бұрын
?
@Average_Cinder_Block
@Average_Cinder_Block 4 ай бұрын
I think you've already lost your mind the second you downloaded hoi4
@baguettelord4614
@baguettelord4614 Жыл бұрын
Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial EmpirePlay Hungarian Colonial Empire. Play Hungarian Colonial Empire
@AlexandreHernandezvaldez
@AlexandreHernandezvaldez Ай бұрын
💀💀💀💀I thought it was a joke the luxembourg world conquest
@AlexandreHernandezvaldez
@AlexandreHernandezvaldez Ай бұрын
Great video btw
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Ай бұрын
😔
@Pokesus
@Pokesus 9 ай бұрын
Thanks for not buying steel from france, i got subbed only because of that.
@ByzantinesTerror
@ByzantinesTerror Жыл бұрын
Luxembourg has a dream!
@mosqau
@mosqau Жыл бұрын
The Argentina thing, lmao.
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan Жыл бұрын
25:40 Portugal wanted to join your faction bro!!!
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
I did not want them.
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan Жыл бұрын
​@@kristibbs-lg9gy You could've used they're air bases and then invaded them after the war, but just saying.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
@@bulgar_balkan What was i gonna do with Iberian air bases when fighting in Germany?
@bulgar_balkan
@bulgar_balkan Жыл бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy you've got a point.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
@@bulgar_balkan =)))
@DFlow6969
@DFlow6969 6 ай бұрын
Ye bro historical mode is on. The historical mode:
@efendigibi
@efendigibi 10 ай бұрын
´annex all´ 🗿🗿
@C.A._Old
@C.A._Old Жыл бұрын
*37:26** Jesus Christ X'D İreland totaly gone.*
@GamingD010
@GamingD010 10 ай бұрын
Morocco non- aligned
@NChambernator
@NChambernator 4 ай бұрын
35 hours.... I'm over here with 90% world conquest in 12 hours with Italy -_- 23 more to go for 10%.
@Not_Evil_
@Not_Evil_ 11 ай бұрын
You seem to have forgotten that you suffer from immense penalties when attacking from a fort.
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
WHAT? IS THAT A THING?
@Chipsarechippy
@Chipsarechippy 4 ай бұрын
Ww3 benelux (warsaw pact) german empire (monarchists)
@flutee6162
@flutee6162 11 ай бұрын
Still waiting for the heat death of the universe
@Algernonthecoolest
@Algernonthecoolest Жыл бұрын
New sub🤯
@Xayumcl
@Xayumcl 9 ай бұрын
how long would a history lesson be in the world you created
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 9 ай бұрын
Very long =))
@TankerQ_
@TankerQ_ 9 ай бұрын
This is pure pain
@quichrlyn
@quichrlyn Жыл бұрын
looks like fun
@Jucatotultauclasicdehoi4
@Jucatotultauclasicdehoi4 10 ай бұрын
6:21 omul meu a scos acentul de roman 😅
@creeckycreck107
@creeckycreck107 7 ай бұрын
someone know why he isn't loading the savegames? like why start again?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 7 ай бұрын
Because i am playing ironman allways.
@Faehen
@Faehen Жыл бұрын
hwy is achivemenoment button greyed out??
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
Cuz i had player led conferences on.
@eliomarmion5485
@eliomarmion5485 11 ай бұрын
Je n'aime pas me faire posséder par des luxembourgeois !
@mai-sanlver9654
@mai-sanlver9654 3 ай бұрын
I accept your apology as a Turk my friend
@Adin53e
@Adin53e 9 ай бұрын
I skipped to the end and saw this dude invading mongolia as benelux
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 9 ай бұрын
You should te have skipped.
@ImaginaryProud1
@ImaginaryProud1 Жыл бұрын
sea of irradiated cobalt
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 11 ай бұрын
actually you can flip with a civil war IF you are a 1 tile state like Luxemburg :}
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
How
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 11 ай бұрын
It's just how the game works try doing the civil war as Luxembourg it should just automatically flip You
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
You cant click the button to ignite the civil war. It requires you to have more then 1 state.
@CCCP-yz2ux
@CCCP-yz2ux 11 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy must of patched it :(
@tigerbois7108
@tigerbois7108 10 ай бұрын
Why is historical usually far more borked than non historical
@dizzypukas8410
@dizzypukas8410 Жыл бұрын
Why didn’t I think of this ,🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️
@Unknown_nothing
@Unknown_nothing 9 ай бұрын
Why is bro upsessed with the word fuck???
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 9 ай бұрын
You mean obsessed? Its my favorite word.
@spacenoob10
@spacenoob10 10 ай бұрын
Looks painful, I should try this
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 10 ай бұрын
DONT
@spacenoob10
@spacenoob10 10 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy my 9 yr old computer (that’s broken) wouldn’t handle it anyway 😂 plus I’m fairly new to HOI4 (although I’ve watched Hoi vids for years)
@dimas3829
@dimas3829 11 ай бұрын
Good. Now release everyone as free nations and do it again.
@krasnamerah1926
@krasnamerah1926 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the shoutout.
@griffinhunter3206
@griffinhunter3206 11 ай бұрын
i can hear your rage
@kadirtaylan9076
@kadirtaylan9076 Жыл бұрын
nice video bro
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
Thanks!
@espokolesmenny2157
@espokolesmenny2157 11 ай бұрын
Hi merry xmas! Can you not build 100 drop plans and make 4000 manpower a day with the bug?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
Merry Christmas an what are You even talking about?
@espokolesmenny2157
@espokolesmenny2157 11 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy I will now explain in detail. You can make a full wing of transport planes. Split the squad into two, then merge. With this, you can generate 4000 manpower. As Luxemburg I tought you will do so. Hardcore Luxemburg world conquest. 🌍
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
The only exploit i used was the port thing where encircle a port and troops keep coming there. And i had player led conferences on. Because peace deals in hoi4 are broken and most of the time in big wars there is not enough points to take all the enemy territory. And also it happened to me that with 25% war score i ended up with only 4% of territory so i tried to avoid that too.
@romanvlach5293
@romanvlach5293 Жыл бұрын
Bhutan world conquest when?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
When i will be healed from this one...
@timmy8558
@timmy8558 Жыл бұрын
i felt a pain in my heart when u didnt use either flame tanks or space marines
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
To this day i don't know what a space marine is. And i considered using flame tanks but they got nerfed a lot.
@timmy8558
@timmy8558 Жыл бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy what id do is keep the division design on the first gameplay and then add an antiair tank so u can cut producing anti air as the tank will act like an anti air, its cheap puts armour and piercing
@magmo6684
@magmo6684 11 ай бұрын
Form Austria-Hungary as Croatia (released by Italy)
@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554
@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554 11 ай бұрын
Luxembourg world conquest is what i needed in my life i can die now
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
Please dont die
@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554
@franciscojavierdelatorreba3554 11 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy ok
@whomizra
@whomizra Ай бұрын
Paratroopers is just a joke or smth?
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Ай бұрын
I dont like them
@mnep5
@mnep5 Жыл бұрын
Klosterdach
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
What?
@ItzAlex-original
@ItzAlex-original 2 ай бұрын
Now do it in black ice
@lime3612
@lime3612 11 ай бұрын
No lag in late 1950s? What kind of computer do you have? My game is lagging in 1936 with the worst graphic settings possible and blurry map
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 11 ай бұрын
It does lag a lot i dont have a good PC =))
@lime3612
@lime3612 11 ай бұрын
@@kristibbs-lg9gy That lag isnt visible in the video, or I am just used for it to be always so laggy, but a good video, wasnt expecting such good content from a small creator
@Gabeslicor
@Gabeslicor Жыл бұрын
Thank you good sir. Now to think of my next request....
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy Жыл бұрын
😥
@FelidaeEnjoyer
@FelidaeEnjoyer Жыл бұрын
A recommendation since you have the power here, what about world conquest in MLP? Pick a nation, easy or hard, basic tree or unique, or even semi-unique? Another, more reasonable for the eyes and viewer count one would be one of the many ottoman empires if you wanna make him be excited but not have fun
@mrGOAT-c8f
@mrGOAT-c8f 6 ай бұрын
13:21 etiopia?🤨
@logankenda5383
@logankenda5383 8 ай бұрын
Why does luxembourg look like a low poly render of ethiopia
@kristibbs-lg9gy
@kristibbs-lg9gy 8 ай бұрын
I don't think it does wtf =))
@gigachad-z5f
@gigachad-z5f 11 ай бұрын
always love a slavic accent :)
@ChangeNameEdits
@ChangeNameEdits 9 ай бұрын
Truly
I LOST MY SANITY CONQUERING THE WORLD AS VICHY FRANCE IN HOI4
34:56
COMMUNIST EU IS THE STRONGEST FORMABLE NATION IN HOI4!
29:09
kristibbs
Рет қаралды 24 М.
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