I Convinced Philza His Wife Isn’t Real...

Today TommyInnit and Wilbur Soot speak to the Real Life Wife of Philza Minecraft on Dream's Mineraft Server. This was insane.
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Today I played Vanilla Minecraft 1.15 / 1.16 but it was me convincng Philza (friend of Dream I think) and Wilbur Soot (from the hit video I met Wilbur Soot in real life... ) that his Wife is not real!. I Spoke To Philza's Wife (similarly to the time I Spoke To Dream's Sister and) it was so much fun and we had lots of laughs, I love being me POG CHAMP!!! Awesome
Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is me convincing Philza his WIFE isn't REAL! LOL!!!! POGCHAMP!!!!

[@lanes4985]

7:46 phil and kristin have never sounded MORE like tommy’s parents than in that moment “he wants to speak to you.” “did you take anything away from what kristin said?”

[@ruby-no6tz]

It makes me think they would be good parents

[@justjose8002]

@@ruby-no6tz lol

[@syewh]

"Sorry wife, gotta go fight crime" And that's going to the quote book

[@bibox_3365]

I Laughed for like 20 Minutes XDD

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@f00tfunguss]

@@umbra2633 sure he did

[@Bob-od3vd]

Can someone sub to me

[@Moon404yt]

where's my superhero suit?

[@kellyg2635]

almost a year later, and Wilbur and Tommy are still gaslighting Phil into thinking that his wife isn't real.

[@odinudin4313]

YEP

[@ittselli3245]

but now she participates in it aswell

[@eshannnn]

800th like

[@liveactionme6607]

And Kristian

[@crxksyy2ndaccount]

Cause she's not xd

[@dinosaursarecoolinnit5642]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@Theunicorn2012]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “phil wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@amityplay]

love that progression sm lol

[@Theunicorn2012]

the beautiful progression from “phil how do i get a wife” to “wives aren’t real” to “tuesdays and gravity deniers”

[@The_Court_Poet]

“What’s stopping me?” “Your personality. You’re very insufferable.” That is the hardest burn I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

[@marz6580]

ÓÓÓÓ

[@marz6580]

*WHÁT*

[@laurawoolley4785]

😔👌

[@netherillager5959]

Nice link icon doe

[@brainisrunbygoblin6943]

9:40 is the timestamp if anyone wants it

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

basically, phil: “tommy is at the age where he thinks about one thing” kristen: “women?” phil: *panik*

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

@@Noone-gi2ox sadly just a joke 😔

[@Noone-gi2ox]

@@Sarcastic-brainwash sad-

[@india7416]

Same energy as that Wednesday Addams clip-

[@Sarcastic-brainwash]

@@india7416 oop

[@amogus9945]

@@Noone-gi2ox what did u say

[@mzc_crazy3769]

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

[@Theunicorn2012]

I love how Tommy is kidding but Phil is ever so slightly genuinely concerned that he's being serious.

[@Poepy]

I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

[@Theunicorn2012]

I love how Tommy’s logic is: “Philza is married I am NOT married So this was VERY funny”

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

[@yourfellowpolishtranslator2918]

There's one more: 'old'

[@syedmohibbulwaris1688]

Lol

[@Theunicorn2012]

“I’m half a stack years old” is the only correct way to describe his age

[@wisp]

MARRIED MAN PHIL IS COOL AND OLD

[@umbra2633]

I love your content

[@pippanin6008]

HEY BIG MAN WISP

[@orangeworkouts3039]

@@umbra2633 stop playing pretty when theres a youtuber

[@microwavedlilo]

YUP

[@Jyudee]

That is interesting.

[@insanitygaming1526]

Phil:"That was my wife." Wilbur:"I don't think you have one of those anymore."

[@Theunicorn2012]

Phil: "That was my wife." Wilbur : " I don't think you have one of those anymore."

[@emmawalters1958]

philza : *dying of laughter* Tommy : Wilbur lets start a Wife-Disaperral Service Wilbur : We should also remove Gravity *more dying of laughter*

[@rubyjackson6861]

I love how easily Wilbur just turned Tommy’s arguments from “I need a wife now” to “lets gaslight Phil into not having a wife”

[@mr_rfrm7169]

I mean, wife's don't exist now. All of them have been cut down.

[@theawkwardguy5397]

@@mr_rfrm7169 wtf is a woman? If they exist why hasn’t one talked to me *:(*

[@AroMangle]

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman

[@theawkwardguy5397]

@@AroMangle you aren’t woeman

[@AroMangle]

@@theawkwardguy5397 I am woeman.

[@justinortiz9342]

"NOO DONT DIVORCE ME" "phil was that your mother" *what kind of sweet home alabama shit is this*

[@Nyx_404]

That was sweet home Alabama in a nutshell

[@CloutzyFTBL]

LMAO

[@omarromero2963]

SwEeT hOmE ALABAMa

[@dysonthatsit4223]

WOAH WOAH

[@passionsweird.1906]

MAKSJS LMFAO

[@dreamjoy3041]

10:22 Tommy: I want to rid the world of wives Wilbur: We feel like you would be quite a good start for this Phil how did you get a wife and how could we remove her? Tommy: How could we remove her without- without there being any traces? Phil: Jesus- Kristin: N O Phil: **laughs** Kristin: DON'T DIVORCE ME *P L E A S E* Tommy and Phil: **laughs** Tommy and Wilbur: Phil, who is that? Who is that? Who is that, Phil? Phil: She just burst through the door **laughs** Tommy and Wilbur: **laughs harder**

[@Official_me_]

You quoted that way to well

[@dreamjoy3041]

Why thank you ✨

[@cocoa1019]

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

[@bangtansonyeodan1088]

It’s ghostburs voice it for the lore

[@skeleton9470]

real

[@Theunicorn2012]

why does Wilbur sound like he’s on the verge of tears the whole video

[@Tomi-313]

"I'm half a stack years old." The most minecrafty thing ive ever heard anyone say

[@justjose8002]

LOL ikr

[@alastair116]

I have a stack of battery on my phone

[@arianvixal7143]

@John Doe that took me awhile to remember

[@DuckzAreCool]

What about Tommy wanting to farm wives 😂

[@sometimes_goodatgaming4343]

It's almost like ppl call him "philza minecraft"

[@shadophaxx2401]

“Babe come over” “Can’t, my city needs me”

[@garto_2]

"my parents aren't home"

[@gachastarszamasu_6859]

@@garto_2 "they got kidnapped! I'll save them!"

[@kayleelahman8258]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@elizademes1516]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thebossetrino9352]

YES I WAS YOU'RE ALMIGHTY 1.3 K LIKES AAAAAHHHHHHH (GETS AR%USED) THAT FELT GGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

[@PokefanSans]

"I love gaslighting" - Harrybook

[@omniummysterio]

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious.

[@Theunicorn2012]

This is still one of his best videos. The casual nature of the conversation that slowly leads them into going insane is hilarious

[@charleyeyey3124]

wilbur's tired voice and kristin's "no don't divorce me please" are both so fucking iconic it's scary

[@ittybittykibibyte]

He sounds like Ghostbur but more dead lmao

[@KaizoGMR]

The voice of wilbur is no dead, its just like he is trying to not laugh

[@orlando9966]

The "noooo, dont divorce me please" made me think she wants him for money lol

[@gaeancastillo9020]

@@ittybittykibibyte well he's definitely more dead now lmao

[@ittybittykibibyte]

@@gaeancastillo9020 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@KCBIG]

“I’m in the mood for a wife” it sounds like he’s ordering food.

[@tomergngn]

isn't he?

[@KarateLauren]

@@tomergngn I mean i like dark humor but jesus christ

[@tomergngn]

@@KarateLauren you know you nailed a joke when you caused someone clinical depression because of it :D

[@ninthcrusader2636]

Depending on your perspective, he is

[@tomergngn]

@Blinded II OK that was just cringe

[@prismatic_gdm]

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life... Tubbo.

[@Theunicorn2012]

Who would've guessed. All these years later, Tommy is now married to the love of his life… Tubbo.

[@prismatic_gdm]

@@Theunicorn2012 Thanks?

[@mortIsHere]

"Sorry wife, I have to go fight crime!" Best quote on this channel

[@frogfishie4655]

Plot twist: Kristin is actually the Samsung Smart Fridge

[@marianhee3066]

Holy crap

[@ryantalley5284]

Simpsung

[@QueenRatMan]

@@marianhee3066 yes

[@waliahmed6]

LMFAOOOOO

[@KeitieKalopsia]

Wives were eliminated from existence, so her conscience was preserved in their home’s Samsung Smart Fridge to keep her alive.

[@saltyduckie]

alternative title: 16-year-old thinks about buying a wife while grown men talk him out of it

[@Kai-hi2ii]

no no grown man ghostbur is pretty much encouraging him until they start talking about eradicating all wives then he encourages that 😆

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@melltoids]

@@umbra2633 Stop

[@yamifuji5319]

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

[@Theunicorn2012]

Two years later, and now he is married to Tubbo. What a world we live in.

[@07.a]

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

[@Abyss_xL]

So what if you're a girl that plays videogames

[@K1R8Y]

@@Abyss_xL get a prescription to become a man

[@Abyss_xL]

@@K1R8Y understandable

[@K1R8Y]

@@Abyss_xL also off topic but i just realized you have a pfp from my favorite music artists mv i think that is rlly cool

[@Theunicorn2012]

12:13 Wives really are like grass, gamers don't touch it

[@robsmoonah]

“im half a stack years old” sounds like somehing a dad would say to be cOoL

[@emmytheidiot5802]

That sounds like what my dad would say but we all know he is another 4 years older

[@PlayStore-lj8lf]

Yes

[@Not_Xo]

Haha @play store your just say “yes” lmao

[@Theunicorn2012]

“im half a stack years old” sounds like something a dad would say to be COoL

[@Tackermane]

“Half a stack years old” is the most Minecraft thing I’ve ever heard

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@clyded8404]

@@umbra2633 sorry but shut up

[@RRRAHHHHH]

@@umbra2633 shut

[@graze2991]

@@clyded8404 thats not nice

[@clyded8404]

@@graze2991 ik that's y I said sorry

[@TheBlitzedMoose]

NGL I usually find Tommy annoying but he's slowly growing on me as I watch random videos of him with Phil, Wilbur, and Techno. Tommy buddy, I can see you growing up to be a cool dude. Don't let people stomp you to the ground, you're young and full of energy! Make the most out of your life and be happy.

[@ima-pug8030]

I love how sleepy Wilbur sounds

[@m7disonnn]

The fact that kirsten was trying to actually help- LMAO

[@millalambrechts6690]

Ikr bahaha😭✋💅

[@sir.squishy6830]

@@millalambrechts6690 what the hell does painting your nails have to do with it?

[@jordanlawrence2048]

@@sir.squishy6830 lol

[@minimoonie6431]

AWWWWW

[@yes-do8lm]

Is no one gonna bring up the fact he wrote KIRSTEN

[@orangesarequitenice9111]

Guy: **casually stealing something** Phil: *MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING*

[@lemony.118]

something = pork

[@MrBroke]

FLASHBACKS TO FLEX TAPE

[@dfnotjulia]

or as wilbur would say: “OHH MY ASSHOLE SENSES ARE TINGLING”

[@pokeblinder1985]

I made tommys animatic.. Check out if interested 🙂

[@mythicalpeanut8754]

@@pokeblinder1985 stop spamming

[@stereotypestripee]

3 years later Tommyinnit has a girlfriend named Molly

[@NotASnaccImAMel]

I like the part where they actually managed to convince Phil his wife isn't real... *Oh wait.*

[@tyrtem]

11:31

[@Thomas-ie7mu]

"Sorry wife,i have to go and fight crime" -Iron Man in the Avengers Movie

[@venkateshappaj9586]

Lol

[@RealGachaLife]

*-Philza, real life

[@minimoonie6431]

@@RealGachaLife lol

[@DudeBro76]

4th comment, I bet this post will blow up

[@imposter2491]

Hi

[@2k6turtle_12]

I love how Tommy trying to get married, and then deciding to attempt a brainwashed divorce is #2 on trending.

[@OrangePee1s]

This is sad ahaha

[@HaifaaAmni]

LMAO

[@rjayy1]

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnuWloWqr8-taKc

[@rjayy1]

THIS ARTIST IS THE NEXT BIG THING!!🔥🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/bnuWloWqr8-taKc

[@Mastasrasmas]

@@rjayy1 no

[@drsolidlive]

4:53 NOT THE DANTDM CLIP MAN

[@uBytee]

8:43 wilbur joins

[@wagwanpussio]

Pardon me wife, I’m going to.. *A P P R E H E N D T H E P O R K T H I E F*

[@Inconsistent_Duckposting]

Utriudtmkudt

[@TheColourfulSidetwitch]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Zlinkra]

@THE GOD OF MEMES 0-0

[@thegreatjan]

@@Inconsistent_Duckposting when the stroke

[@coffeetree_]

IM CRYINDJFGKSHDFSSKJD

[@cloudii_nightsyt]

“What’s it like being old?” “What’s it like being a child?” *”I forgot.”*

[@blazegoldrose4263]

The most savage comeback

[@water-sv2ou]

I just looked at this comment when they said it

[@Leo-ui2ww]

such a mood

[@Justaguyiguess]

OOH

[@trudlejack]

“I forgor 💀”

[@Im_just_a_banana]

2 years later and he has a girlfriend (and jackmanifold)

[@BobtheFixer-tb9jj]

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

[@Theunicorn2012]

i love how fast tommy went from "i want a wife" to "I HATE WIVES" to "Phil, your wife doesn't exist"

[@oofbert2659]

“How do I farm wives.” - Every Minecraft Teenager Ever

[@spesq]

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZbin recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

[@Az-mj3cd]

Bot

[@tophatman1192]

It's more like girlfriends

[@ailinhdotcom]

@@spesq im sorry but self promotion in KZbin is often despised on 😭

[@spesq]

@@Az-mj3cd no

[@EE-vp3gx]

"Im leagally old enough to get a wife so whats stopping me!?" "your personality"

[@Xertsaa]

Lol

[@okialy9636]

yikes

[@theoofer1483]

That roast th0

[@marz6580]

Ooooohhhhh

[@liavers]

F

[@sabahtahiyat7302]

At least he has Molly now 😂

[@CaptainDV]

I love how whenever will enters the chat, hr always find a way to maneuver the conversation into a cursed bit.

[@nerd5487]

You know Phil isnt a true millenial when he says "I'm half a stack years old."

[@gendiskaira]

Or a true gamer

[@kieraconway9177]

@@gendiskaira they’re the same thing

[@NiceO1]

do i want to ruin 777 likes?

[@Steak_baker]

........who?

[@mallory9289]

@@Steak_baker who’s phil?

[@dragonslairproductions5138]

3:25 That aged well, I guess?

[@BrowhothefuckamI]

Tommy: "Oh Phil, no priest is going to approve me! I'm never going to get married!" 2-3 years later: Scott Smajor: "not unless I become an ordained minister-" *I Married Tubbo, on this very KZbin channel gets posted, like, a year later, I'm Just Tom, gets posted on this very channel*

[@PsBitsYt]

TommyInnit is now 17 and still definitely not married

[@ccduo9771]

*sigh* sad truth

[@mayageorge1623]

its because wives dont exist anymore

[@eankoay60]

*They got hit with the lawnmower*

[@okeema]

Now, he has the queen.

[@lilmissdarling9431]

@@okeema yes

[@pixiethealienkitty1894]

*Philza be tryna convince Tommy not to speedrun marriage.*

[@miles2546]

*doo doo doo dooo*

[@pitypartiez]

@@miles2546 lmao

[@big_sea]

yes

[@neaosmt1562]

If he does that he'll probably speedrun divorce

[@Somebodythatiusedtoknoww]

@@miles2546 dude……play la chona please

[@kyubiPlays_]

philza is the batman

[@xydejesus2126]

i love that tommy's thumbnail are always him laughing or crying and most of the time with the iconic red shirt

[@faesmith3389]

“We should start a wife disappearal service!” Tommy, that’s called being a hitman! Tommy this is Minecraft not Hitman!

[@riante.illust]

@Leave M E Alone ikr, what kind of word is that?! It sounds so non-existent, just like wives!

[@daisy3869]

Well, it wasn't very long ago that a man could put his wife in an asylum by simply saying she is crazy (no actual evidence needed). That was pretty much this service o.o

[@bogdamms]

Timestamp

[@walnut6684]

Too bad he's a bad mercenary

[@thomasduon]

maybe they could hire tubbo

[@NatureLover89144]

32 + 2 more years = Philza is 34 years old in 2023 *Basic math*

[@0wn1r]

I cant imagine if Molly sees this video

[@kmlooo]

“Im half a stack years old” Imagine saying that on a job interview

[@fadisuleiman7197]

YOURE HIRED!!

[@cherryfiftynine6267]

420th like pog

[@Peasthedumb6031]

@@fadisuleiman7197 *y e s*

[@kaeooh]

I ruined the 690 likes

[@vi5817]

“How old are you?” “I’m half a stack years old”

[@hilosmilos1745]

Words of a real gamer

[@vi5817]

@@hilosmilos1745 of course

[@lemony.118]

tommy’s quarter stack years old

[@ethanlee8462]

Yes

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What happened when a faucet, a tomato and lettuce were in a race? A: The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

[@gachastar1244]

"I am half a stack old." -Philza 2022

[@emuemma52]

rewatching this while Tommy is literally legally married to Tubbo, It's a good watch.

[@Taco169]

“ Just killed a woman feeling good” well this explains a lot..

[@misseverything7202]

oH DUCK

[@shihabmunshi5100]

i am seeing a pattern here

[@asteriswagner7950]

you have 999 likes even if you deserve it i can't put a like more. 999 is sacred. This is a joke.

[@3rdEyeLenny]

You have 999 likes

[@Taco169]

Thx for the 1k likes :)

[@emsypoo4449]

Jokes aside, the fact that Phil was like “no my wife is Kristen” and refused to admit she didn’t exist is so sweet

[@GunkedUpGoober]

Wife what wife

[@TopHatPlushDjdjendndke]

"No dont divorce me!" - random female stranger Phil kidnapped

[@khaozxx]

Ew..wives

[@lealie116]

I love that you worded it as "refused to admit" as if she actually doesn't exist

[@karadelachukara1960]

​@@lealie116 wdym as if she doesnt exist, are you a conspiracy theorist, or just hearing things

[@boliber4874]

Code: "Do we know anybody that we can hook up with Tommy?" Translation: "Who, out of everyone that we know, do we hate the most?

[@Omaishere4u]

LMAOO ROAST IN ACTION

[@unicornyoutube7587]

If you can't have them, beat them.

[@valeriamora8894]

8:16 Tommy: *talking about how bad it is to meet people on tik tok* Tommy's tik toks: "ello Charli, please stop ignoring me"

[@AngelaRoseHeart]

About that.....

[@floristppap8847]

also tommy: goes on a date with a girl from tik tok

[@ggazrt4523]

The date with beautie :

[@codncrabbs3504]

Where do you think he got the idea from?!

[@maxandcheeese]

“i think if i had a wife, i’d say to her “you’re not real, go away” and if she did not go away, that’s when i get the lawn mower.” that’s my senior quote, thanks wilbur

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

OMG that's perfect!

[@kwhitewinter7088]

Omg i will screenshot this and use it just need to swap wife with husband

[@thenatespecial]

this is why some schools are removing senior quotes

[@NoNameTbh4]

Epic

[@PhasmoJoee]

Best quote ever

[@IlliterateMan69]

“And I’m not married”

[@Hachurui41]

And a year later, Tommy has tried to take Mumza's advice, and failed

[@SB737]

“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day” 😂😂

[@plutothetree]

YES LMFAOO

[@MrBroke]

Mrbroke : did it in REAL LIFE

[@AayushMishra14]

Lmaooooooo

[@kevwi]

helo

[@mariostsamis1530]

Lol

[@AKiwi]

cant wait for tommy to make a “I SPOKE TO WOMEN” playlist

[@LayeequeGaming]

lol

[@-.bread.-9324]

Pffftttt same

[@umbra2633]

To the person who’s reading this: you’re very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZbin recommendation. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated ⛅️⛅️

[@madtchap3450]

Lol he made a “Speaking to family members in Minecraft” playlist

[@mi.janLuna]

@@umbra2633 shut up spammer

[@absolute_whimsical5102]

I was watching Tommy’s stream recently he did it again

[@OZBALLZ_]

“You are divorced!” “But I have a ring on my finger.” *“Eat it.”*

[@manuelmathew848]

timestamp?

[@gameguin6113]

I see the helper in security breach has returned with a vegan excuse, and instead of telling you to eat pizza, he’s now telling you eat it, whatever it is you must eat it.

[@yo_itsnicole7333]

@@manuelmathew848 11:36 :)

[@skelegone-qx3os]

*I MUST CONSUME THE RING* *NOM*

[@ilikecookiesuvu8444]

Divorce papers? NO. Eating cake rings? Yes

[@sojoum6363]

alternate title: tommy and his brother try to make their dad get divorced and make him marry an object

[@arianvixal7143]

They succeeded, thus the Samsung fridge existence

[@imarson_404_2]

@@arianvixal7143 nO-

[@Peasthedumb6031]

@@arianvixal7143 *wait-*

[@Carefree_Reader]

@@arianvixal7143 well you are not wrong

[@cheslmao]

@@arianvixal7143 eyo??

[@A_Goose_YT]

i love the idea of george beating tommy to death with the A N N O Y A N C E stick

[@hanglowstyles6175]

Tommy: how do I speed this thing up? Dream joins the call *speedrun music playing*

[@radio-dm5ut]

“I’m half a stack years old.” how much minecraft has he been playing lmao

[@doghaver4343]

Hmmm if id have to guess counting his hardcore series id say about 7-8 years

[@YourMom-wn2iy]

So you watched Banana Fish? Cool

[@thefoxygirl3630]

His name is literally Philza Minecraft what do you meann

[@basseltarek3095]

@@doghaver4343 he is playing since the beta released in 2010

[@tasbirmiah5247]

@@YourMom-wn2iy gay

[@emi-zk3bn]

“Did I tell you I sprinted after a thief the other day” Tommy: funniest shit I’ve ever heard

[@emi-zk3bn]

1:24

[@spesq]

To the person who’s reading this: you're very adorable and intelligent human! Stay healthy during quarantine 🌈☁️. My dream is to get my channel into KZbin recommendations. I have been struggling to get there any help is appreciated 🌥 🌥

[@pennabuter-4532]

@@spesq cringeeeee

[@spesq]

@@pennabuter-4532 lol

[@hello-id3qd]

@@pennabuter-4532 accept happieness

[@hoe9666]

Little did tommy know that he would get Legally married to his best friend for a bit :D

[@bibidibabidiboo3013]

the change tommy went through in 2 years is really cool

[@mutherbrotherHU]

Tommy: and sometimes they burst Phil: *w h a t*

[@dawnni333]

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSLOL

[@RealStarGazerFox]

Phill: I sprinted at a theft My brain: Philza Minecraft is so brave, he’s the bravest man I’ve ever met

[@isegeese]

Y E S

[@ahihi6926]

WHY CAN I HEAR QUACKITY HELP

[@EliseR0s3]

@@ahihi6926 I DUNNO BUT I CAN TOO

[@chillrelease2213]

I kid you not I heard "I sprinted after a leaf"

[@crunchcereal7903]

*M e P e r d o n a s ? ? ?*

[@Luciferthekingofpurgitory]

Philza: you can’t just marry a stranger Maxfosh: I’ve done that twice

[@Quartzneedstherapy]

I love how philza refers to himself as half a stack years old

[@ZachOWott_]

What if 16 years later, Phil makes a video called "I convinced TommyInnit that his wife isn't real"

[@JanJan0525]

OH GOSH

[@venkateshappaj9586]

That would be awesome

[@masshysteria9657]

jesus phil would be old

[@bipbopboopbam1915]

I would probably cry

[@minimoonie6431]

PLS YES BAHAHA KARMA

[@rageninja6036]

“how does it feel to be old?” “What’s it like being a child?” *Vietnam flashbacks to drista*

[@umbra2633]

Hey I Hope Everyone Is Having A Great Day, My Grandad Said If I get 1000 Subscribers By Christmas He Will Buy Me My Dream PC 🙏🙏 Need All The Help Thank You Have A Blessed Day.

[@pingu8896]

@@umbra2633 no content = no sub

[@umbra2633]

@@pingu8896 I have some good content

[@umbra2633]

@@pingu8896 and I been trying my hardest

[@coollegend6119]

@@umbra2633 Bruh "good content", You have the username similar to a famous KZbinr, staged videos as well that're overrated, one stolen clip from a stream....

[@lionelabayan2020]

Hey your my girlfriend. 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️

[@FrameStation]

Bro what 💀

[@EmperorSarnie]

Tommy: I can't meet a TikTok girl His first date: A Scottish tiktoker

[@rebeccahouser9659]

alternate title: phil and kristin taking a parent crash course

[@Secret0456]

69 likes lol

[@Kami69]

@@Secret0456 not anymore

[@captainducktape689]

@@Secret0456 reverse lol

[@Itsgiraffeagain]

Bet they’re never going to want kids if they would be anything like Tommy 💀

[@minimoonie6431]

@@Itsgiraffeagain HAHAHAAH

[@icreatedthisjustnow7830]

"i am a 16 and definitely not married" wait until the grind hears about this smh

[@Kataza_]

He’s not supposed to date women because she’s married to the grind yet here he is :(

[@bananoverlord6962]

wait who tf is the grind

[@catsburgers]

@@bananoverlord6962 i believe its a joke Tommy made thats 'canon' in the dreamsmp.i think on the wiki its in his info

[@gh05tb0yz]

@@bananoverlord6962 tommy’s married to the grind (the grind isnt a person just think of it like when u grind out levels in a game)

[@dybo3793]

This guy things he’s 20 and it’s the cutest thing

[@penelopebayless754]

One thing I loved about this video is when Phil said that the ring was titanium. It's like showing how strong of a couple he and Kristian really are.

[@perialis2970]

How old are you? “Half a stack old” Ah yes he is speaking minecraft

[@rivaldo4929]

He playin mine craft.... I like ya cut g **slaps harder than ur dad belt**

[@itsmebellum3613]

He is truly Philza Minecraft

[@kielbarral7713]

@Tianrui Qi how to make bold text like that?

[@drip4304]

@@kielbarral7713 put * [And put the sentence in between] *

[@kielbarral7713]

*Ty*

[@whatif6821]

Tommy: "What's stopping me?" Wilber: "Your personality" Me: "Oh shit"

[@solo-nk4gs]

Wilbur*

[@socks5616]

@@solo-nk4gs Wibbler

[@goldfishsupremacy]

Wilbur? More like WilBURN

[@krrbb]

@@socks5616 it's Wilbur not wilber or wibbler, why would anybody name their kid wibbler?

[@socks5616]

@@krrbb i know that his name is wilbur, „wibbler“ is an insider joke from a video where he collaborated with another youtuber, who called him wibbler

[@UltraAryan10]

5:45 So this is how Tommy learned how to get a husband

[@K4orV_bL1nD]

Real it is how he got a lovely husband

[@bereghost824]

"How to i farm wifes?" i want to know how i do that too

[@trainbiboi4595]

Wilbur’s going to get married one day and his wife will see this video and divorce him

[@misseverything7202]

Ah yes 😌

[@marsbarsdeeznutz]

oop-

[@thatsveryverysweetofyou9023]

probably a shallow women in the first place; the sentiment of "ridding the world of wives" doesn't sound bad then.

[@marsbarsdeeznutz]

@Lad tru dat

[@L3NATR1X]

@Lad They arent really bc they will leave after a year

[@palerose617]

**Throws bread in to the woman's face** *“Wife.”*

[@a_singular_nugget]

Btw that is in a dantdm video which is the girlfriend mod review video btw

[@_WMS11]

@@a_singular_nugget you could just go and, make me a sandwitch!

[@vixxybug]

“Who needs tusedays?” Me: *I HAVE EARLY OUT FOR SCHOOL ON TUSEDAYS*