I Could See the Outcome - Destination F'd (Vol. 38)

[@Ar1AnX1x]

I actually respect that bride being like "who cares, its just a cake"

[@thomashajicek2747]

Great wedding story and you still get to eat the cake. Literal have you cake and eat it too!

[@entropybentwhistle]

Class and grace and a sense of humor. It’s how you know you’ve found yourself a keeper.

[@cliffcorson4000]

The fact that the cake remained on the tray is good

[@crimsonraen]

YES!

[@mrquirky3626]

I think she was just more surprised the cake survived. If it had been completely destroyed, I believe she would have had a different reaction.

[@asharak84]

The guy trying to put the waterskiing handle over his head nearly went to darwin awards land instead of destination f'd

[@Karuminu2]

Right?! Destination F'd did him a huge favor!

[@drorjs]

He might have kids so no darwin award i'm afraid.

[@Pierieliepiepielozzy]

Looked like a spontaneous suicide attempt

[@ashb7]

That one had me absolutely speechless, I had to rewind twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things. Bro really thought "yeah nah I'll basically hang myself, why not"

[@luciusesox1luckysox570]

Yeah pmsl,, funny stuff.

[@knineknights]

Life has one destination. Some people find a short cut.

[@valinorean4816]

Did you come up with this yourself? Cuz imma def steal dat! So who should I give credit to when quoting it?

[@andyphillips7435]

Excellent, hope it’s original.

[@1COMIXMAN]

Nothing wrong with that cake. Never touched the floor and just a few cracks. Just pick it up put it on a sturdier table. The bride was thinking the same thing by the looks of it.

[@adamolupin]

Exactly. It looked like it was cracked into almost perfect quarters too which will make it easier to cut into. I consider it a win all the way around considering how it could've gone if there had been more tiers.

[@grondhero]

The four cut sections were how they had to bake it and they put it together for the icing. All in all, bride wasn't moaning, but happy. Both the bride and the cake are clearly keepers.

[@secondchance6603]

As long as it's not a sign that some cracks will appear in their marriage later on.

[@bobclarke5913]

@@secondchance6603 Not unless there are four people being put together like that cake.

[@skyrat3816]

I did expect them to attempt picking it up off the floor for it to become destination f'd. Is destination perfect for a floor cake.

[@Steamrick]

I think there's a lot of on the water submissions because on the water you can fuck up in spectacular looking ways without a gory end.

[@jamietigges2154]

The dude in this video was trying to prove you wrong with a decap.

[@thomaskositzki9424]

Sharp observation! Seriously, most likely that is the reason. 😃👍

[@SalemArc]

That cyber truck wanted to drive in a straight line, but it was on the fence about making that decision.

[@vickystrudwick3939]

THis made me lol, well said

[@WSK207]

Like the Swiss in world war 2

[@regsparkes6507]

BTW, what was that fence made of, looks like styrofoam/ foam plastic for stage props , that is until it takes out the cooling system :)

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Even the cyber truck was screaming hesitation out loud

[@JezzaTheChamp]

Booooo

[@wolfywox]

You know the dad in the ocean was in pain, because he couldn't even lift his head out of the water to gasp for air. Just sat there contemplating if it was even worth it to get up.

[@thomashajicek2747]

looked like he already had the classic dad on vacation sunburn too.

[@crimsonraen]

LMAO Absolutely. Not a good sign. :P

[@wojak86]

🫡 my exact same thought well put. shout to the guy on the tube that ate so much $&!# he forgot to breath RIP 😂

[@rexmundi8154]

When I was living on Maui, some tourist got their neck broke fucking around in heavy surf like once a week.

[@BradiKal61]

I cracked a couple of ribs on a boogie board without taking a hit nearly that bad . His bell was thorougly rung

[@edi9892]

I'm still waiting for a destination unknown compilation where we can guess if it's going to be perfect or F-ed.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Great idea!👍

[@HopalongGinsberg]

Very interesting idea.

[@boydegg]

YES!! Excellent idea ya big bloody beautiful legend. Let's all give this guy a like so this comment comes to the attention of Aussie Man.

[@ocean_kp]

Gonna add another vote for this idea! Awesome!

[@vissweets]

Cruel

[@kingvagar]

That cake not only survived but it never touched the floor, it is safe to eat... the Bride & guest had a laugh and the kid did not got fired. Destination lucky for me 🎉

[@hitheshs1990]

That cake vid is not destination fucked .. it's destination almost fucked.

[@Repugnantone]

I think the F'ed in that clip is that young man's career.

[@Timmycoo]

The way the bride took it was freaking great. That's an all out win of reactions in that clip lol.

[@FBAagent]

thats destination happy ending :D

[@Salsa_Shark]

“Oh, shit! It still looks okay!” [Child starts dancing on cake]

[@mebeme007]

@@Repugnantone That's exactly what I was thinking 🤣

[@deborahcornell171]

02:58 Love the lil' pupper bringing up the ear. Adds a nice touch to the incident.

[@alexisgrunden1556]

0:49 Had to Google wtf "budgie smugglers" are; was not disappointed by the creativity of Aussie slang (it's a Speedo; the gag is it hugs your bits so tight it looks like you're tryna smuggle contraband budgies past checkpoint security).

[@MadSwede87]

the more you know🌠

[@NEB-BEN]

haha its funny reading comments from around the world about our slang HAHAHA as a kid i just assumed the whole world had the same slang and catch phrases then as i got older i realized its just us down here talking like a bunch of gronks ...hhaahaha

[@jayhawker2363]

Great. Now I just gotta look up what a budgie is! 😅

[@alexisgrunden1556]

@@jayhawker2363 Tiny parrotlet species; nearly indistinguishable from a parakeet, unless you know exactly what to look for.

[@JohnDoe-zw8vx]

I learned it during Conan O'Brien's trip to Australia and his lesson in speaking Australian 😂

[@scoot45123]

That bride is a keeper. Cake took a dive and she still had a smile on her face! Dude scored!

[@himynamelscolin]

That cake guy is so lucky lmao perfect landing 👌🏼

[@peatmarshnotfound]

The look on the lady's face in the background as he drops the giant biscuit is priceless.

[@Thomas828]

2:10 I've got to say congratulations to that guy, even though he's drenched in ale or lager, he still has the presence of mind to keep the handle of one of those tankards gripped firmly in his teeth!

[@minski76]

Wooden fence 1 Bullet proof apocalypse tank 0

[@jonhenrickson6075]

Sadly I think it was plastic or pvc fence 😢

[@irrichman]

@@jonhenrickson6075 looks cheap, hollow plastic. still fucked up something underneath the supposed tank.

[@aev6075]

It can cut off fingers of everyone trying to get into the trunk though.

[@thomashajicek2747]

@@jonhenrickson6075 Should that make a difference for a truck marketed as "go anywhere"? You wanna go anywhere in vehicle, you batter make sure that undercarriage is tight and strong a fuck.

[@grondhero]

I think it was a plastic variant, but still, truck 0.

[@mickymac6571]

The bride was gorgeous.❤

[@bararobberbaron859]

That's an awesome bride at 1:07!

[@thomashajicek2747]

Great wedding story and you still get to eat the cake. Literal have you cake and eat it too!

[@Kaelipoli]

Lake water aenema at 50 seconds in.. oofdah.

[@timmothy58]

i got one of those off a jet ski...surprised me...ha...

[@MrCjosue24]

"WELCOME BACK TO DESTINATION F'D!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@samlovatt6966]

😂😂

[@jimallinson2997]

0:40 clip: Start: Living his best life End: Killing his best life

[@wren_82]

I too run myself into garage doors on a mini bike when I have 5 kids and a small dog running after me. 😂😂

[@RollinCoco-Nut]

Wait, wasn't that a cat?

[@frostdemen1]

Same I once thought I'd change it up by running into the door and what happened next will surprise you!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! !! They all started laughing, even the dog.

[@wren_82]

@@RollinCoco-Nut maybe. Looked like a small dog to me. I could be wrong. 🤣 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@wren_82]

@frostdemen1 🤣🤣 well, i probably would have laughed too. Then I'd ask if you were ok!! 🤣

[@frostdemen1]

​@@wren_82 Lovely to hear you have your priorities straight

[@yuvgotubekidding]

I never want to hear the expression ‘living his/her best life’ ever again.

[@BradiKal61]

Nice work by the event staff letting the new kid fly solo navigating that cake. The bride who laughs it off is a keeper. The percentage of brides who would go nuclear has to be in the mid 90 percentages at least.

[@Nunya310]

2:27 dude took a bite outta that van 😂

[@aKaGod1989]

Given that i used to watch "You've Been Framed" with Jeremy Beadle back in the day. Who would have known that replacing the fake laugh tracks with things like "Dick Head Down..." makes it a million times more entertaining. Watching that show now is just cringe.

[@skyrat3816]

Fellow 90's pom sighted. Nice one

[@suchanhachan]

If you were looking for a perfect wedding cake that video was destination fucked, but if you're looking for a well-adjusted bride and groom who will have a great future with that attitude it's destination perfect...

[@etatauri]

and so the 'cake test' was born.

[@paulhellawell5920]

Smiling while people are watching.

[@benvandermerwe4934]

Great chuckle for early Friday drinks here in South Africa. Good luck with the Wallabies on their comeback tour vs NZ tomorrow. 👏🏻⚡🥃🇿🇦

[@deborahcornell171]

Guy at 2:10 has extra long, flowing locks, probably already knows an occasional beer rinse is good for the hair. So no problem.🍻🍺

[@bf6159]

2:04 - I witnessed this as a kid. It was a late 60's Buick Skylark driven by an old lady and a Chrysler K car from the early 80's filled with old ladies. It barely scratched the paint of the Skylark, completly caved in the rear of the K car.

[@captobvious551]

1:04 That was yellow cake vibranium, strongest cake on earth😄

[@Phatballzinyoface420]

Yes the best series

[@jf775]

Is Dick Head Down the long awaited sequel to Black Hawk Down?

[@-NemoMeImpuneLacessit]

Same film

[@traildoggy]

No, It's Musk's Autobiography

[@fatfreddy8089]

Those flipflops your selling could provide some good destination fooked videos of people tripping down stairs.

[@perniciouspete4986]

0:26 That's called "The 100 Meter Enema."

[@DJ_Sweat]

love these destination vids!

[@citizensmith42]

Maybe short, but that felt like everything we've come to expect from destination f'd. In a good way. Thanks

[@imsleepingbeauty]

I can't stop watching the poor guy who almost drowned in beer 😂😢

[@INSOMNIAREX]

Ozzy man is a human that catches lightening in a bottle without even trying. What a master of YT.

[@boydegg]

"Here come her bazillion kids" LOL

[@minnesotatomcat]

I don’t think I’d want to eat a cake that can withstand a fall like that 🤣 is there rebar in there or what’s holding it together, it didn’t even move

[@1COMIXMAN]

Thick thick fondant is what's most likely holding it together. That shit dries out like stucco

[@grondhero]

It wasn't that bad of a fall. The cake didn't even _shed a tier._ 💧😁

[@mikepatton8691]

​@@grondheroI only wish I could give this comment more than one thumb up, all the thumbs to you

[@theraxo1137]

@@mikepatton8691 I'll give it a thumbs up for you

[@stevespyder]

looked like a cheesecake

[@dadocta5168]

"Don't believe everything you see on twitter" You're right Ozzy, Reddit is a much better source for info.

[@claywest9528]

At 2:13. Can we just have a moment of silence in reverence for all the beer that met a brutal and untimely end on the brewery floor?😢😢😢

[@williamweinberg9509]

This destination F'd is missing a spready to the Gods. 😂

[@wolfywox]

If that first clip isn't a spready to the gods, I don't know what is 😂

[@williamweinberg9509]

@@wolfywox If Ozzy Man doesn't call it out, it isn't. That was less than half way to an Ozzy Man certified spready to the Gods. At most that was a spready to a local sheriff. 😂

[@famblam7]

The slow and graceful dismount by #1 was a thing of joy and beauty. 😊

[@NeilFisher49]

2:08 waterboarded himself. What was he trying to get himself to confess to?

[@Rebar77_real]

"I want to try snorting beer but don't want to look silly."

[@Daniel2k25]

"biscuit cake" looks like da wheel of cheese to me

[@drtrevelisek9924]

These always have videos that straight up hurt my brain. Those 2 reversing cars... all I can think of is the line from Snatch, Tyrone when you reverse things tend to come from behind.

[@jackierenee1691]

Honestly the cake was lucky. It didnt flip over, and it looks like the fall quartered it. So the cake pre cut itself 😅.

[@CoyleTools]

It was assembled in quarters. It just separated in the fall.

[@tpop3723]

I’m grieving for the loss of my mum, thanks for the distraction and the chuckles.

[@ExposingReflections]

Condolences for your loss. Hope you have many fine memories and can keep a warm corner of your heart just for her.

[@PatrickVulture]

Hey I'm sorry for your loss love is eternal.

[@RobDucharme]

1:18 I... am super impressed with that woman. 2:03 Proof that you can hold a person's hand and they'll still fail to comprehend reality. We have backup cams in our cars and people still can't figure out what they're looking at. 2:43 Darwin smiles in 3...2...1... 3:29 Impressive camera work, quite frankly.

[@NunyaNomi]

That was a giant cheesecake and they were wheeling the fruit toppings in behind 🤤

[@ikebeckman1074]

0:10 lesson learned, never chill on an inner tube _right_ where the waves break

[@DeepakRJoshi]

Laughter therapy 😂

[@elyt]

2:11 that expression is gold 🤣♥️👏

[@SFKathy2250]

Hi Ozzy Man, Thank you for making my day with another great edition. Sometimes it's really hard to laugh about anything, but you always do the trick. I play along with my Ozzy Man Reviews catchphrase keychain, which is the most fun keychain I have had in my many decades.

[@eightchickens]

2:59 the cat "Why are we running...? What, I didn't do it."

[@TateUpholstery]

Years ago, while waterskiing, (not me) older brothers friend whom is still in contact with my family... Anyway, he was the one waterskiing, old skool, 2 skis, dropped one to ski solo (like snowboarding for all you young yankers).. He had it, shortly after he wiped out. Best fall response I have ever heard is him saying "I fell in a floppy-chicken-like-way!". Still laugh about it well over 30 years later! 😂

[@MrNicoJac]

2:51 Motorcycles are clearly not the only thing where she's like "yeah nah yeah, it'll be fine, I don't need protection" 😂🤣🤣💀

[@darthbane2669]

Destination F never gets old mate thanks for the funny!

[@whiteskyflyer]

“Risky mini biking behavior” quote of the day thanks ozzy man…adding this to the safety brief with the med crew when I go on shift tonight!

[@GatsbyDen041]

2:09 lol this is the most hilarious. That look on his face like he almost drowned😂😂

[@stantheman9072]

Well done, Lions! Enjoy the reflected trophy glow all you fans, one in particular. Cheers from an American footy fan.

[@hoodieguy295]

Let’s go Ozzy man out here with the new DESTINATION F’ED!

[@vissweets]

The woman who drove into a wall is definitely loved and respected: adults, kids and even a cat came to the rescue 😊

[@Sens23Bruins]

2:08 the lad fell asleep and woke up halfway through falling 😂

[@michaeltinney2080]

I LOVE OZZYMAN! I look forward to his videos. If I ever win the lottery I am going to pay him to make videos for me.

[@blazayblazay8888]

AUSSIES ARE EASILY ENTERTAINED

[@lucyt6971]

As a Brit, the Aussie name for flipflops has, and always will, bring me huge joy.

[@muhdiversity7409]

2:44 Is that an example of an Aussie Bogan actually seen out in the wild? Amazing you caught one on video! Impressive.

[@Batters56]

2:19 I’m calling bs on it being an accident though.

[@lilliankeane5731]

Fantastic footage! Ahhh man and yeah nah the shiels on the mini bike when the fam and cat ran in😂! just to name one! Still drying the tears! 😂

[@adb888]

Biker: "I'm going to wear me helmet." Landing ramp: "You forgot to protect yer nuts tho..."

[@dubbingsync]

Wanker of a goose? What a phrase.

[@crimsonraen]

The best part of this is absolutely the cake baker's expression when the kid hits the bump and tosses it. I absolutely almost did that to my mother in law while pushing her in a wheelchair.. Definitely did NOT see a bump, and almost threw her outta the chair. Oops! LOL

[@gjarrett717ify]

$50 USD for a pair of shower sandals 😂😂😂 true comedian ..

[@RandysRides]

lol. 60 dollar t shirts.....14 dollar beer koozies.... 40 dollar baseball caps.... 10 dollar stickers... KZbinrs think they're so important.

[@ExposingReflections]

It's usually donated to charity involving disadvantaged kids with life altering dilemmas, so thanks for your concern for that. Shows you're both respectful human beings no one will ever look forward to seeing, starring in a future destination F***** video...ever.

[@gjarrett717ify]

@@ExposingReflections I do believe the point of a DF video is to warn people as to what not to do so you don’t end up in a DF video 🤷‍♂️

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

The cybertruck getting absolutely shitmixed by a simple pocket fence was amazing 😂

[@Jigsaw407]

Word of advice: always learn first how to stop a vehicle before you start learning how to drive it.

[@pierre-olivierjanelle3413]

Absolute gold every single time

[@sarnjes4810]

2:09 if he wanted a sip of beer, he could've just asked

[@TopHatNat]

Oh my fricking dog yay!! Fvck yeah!! I love Ozzy Man and Destination F'd!! Thank you!!

[@stephenpemberton85]

"I don't know where this pub is but I love it"🤣💨😝

[@i1chy]

Love that Bom Dia at the end😂

[@themightymutt5213]

2:36 - Oh shit! I felt that one in me nuts!

[@eshatbereitsbegonnen7313]

The casual „wear a helmet kids“ ki**ed me. 😂

[@VladDracul-c6o]

That first one. Oh no, memories. 😂 My 6' tall gf was...let me repeat that, WAS riding behind me when I LAUNCHED my V-MAX......last thing I saw was her ankles flying past ears. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WalterHildahl]

A big tough cyber truck! Haha. That was a plastic fence! And it still got damaged!!!

[@Fester_]

Fair dues to the skier, bored following others so I'm going here and if I fall, it's so slow it won't hurt. Let's go !.

[@benji.B-side]

Beer Hippy buckled me.🤣🤣🤣

[@davidglenn2739]

"You fair-dinkum dodgy wanker of a goose!"... I laughed way too hard at this, lol

[@jbustamante6664]

Yo proud Filipino here mate nice to see a Pinoy destination fffff'd in your vids😂 your compilations never fail to make my day

[@Dzonenku]

Congrats on Brisbane Lions winning the Grand Final mate 🎉 🏆

[@xyzct]

Wave guy is not okay.

[@WBtimhawk]

Are we really not gonna talk about how the sheila at 0:22 just casually yeeted her friend into destination F'd

[@greensteve9307]

"Dodgy wanker of a goose!" I'm stealing that! xD

[@castrinecubique983]

That mom on the motorcycle gives huge vibes of getting convinced to try it by her kids, and regretting it almost instantly

[@ilkyway5854]

I needed this laugh today! Thank you

[@papiparsons9045]

Aussie Man excellent job on this one!

[@WheezyWoo]

Your the best we all love ozzy man your videos are amazing and funny